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Pick me up at 3rd and Western.

I didn't get my number.

Called your mom in San Francisco.

Thought I'd surprise you.

You certainly did.

You're looking really good this morning.

I bet I do after that train ride.

You know, you thought I treated you badly the way you left.

I didn't know whether you were dead or alive.

Your middle name is trouble.

Is that why you love San Francisco?

Want to see it?

I don't believe it.

I put your clothes in the washing machine.

I appreciate that.

You don't appreciate anything.

Why all the hostility?

You pop into my life out of nowhere.

Just when I'm finally putting my life back together again.

Aren't you happy to see me?

Well, of course I am.

I was in love with you, remember?

We were good for each other.

No, I was good for you.

You couldn't be good for anybody.

I told you what happened.

I'll make it up to you.

No, you won't.

I have someone in my life who cares for me.

I care.

You have a funny way of showing it.

And don't get any ideas.

I'm strictly off limits.

Who makes you feel better than me?

Please, Jack.

I can't start something with you.

All I can think about on that lousy freight train ride was how great it

feel to be with you. Well, stop thinking about it.

Oh yeah.

Oh

yeah.

I just stroked him with both hands on the kid.

Bye.

Yeah.

Jack, are you all right?

Oh, yeah, I think so.

Jack, I've got to take you wherever you're going. Richard's going to be home

looking. Yeah, yeah. Please hurry. Come on.

Come in with me. Stand in the middle.

No. I can't treat Richard the way you treated me.

You should just get out.

You're right.

I deserve somebody better than me.

You know, you should call Lenny.

Let him know you're in town.

And you take care of yourself.

You big fool.

Women should wise up. Men are only good for one thing, and they're not all that

good at that.

Sounds like you're really down on men.

It's a realization that I've come to, after an abundance of experiences.

Is there a message in your disdain for men?

Yes. Men should be subservient to women.

I'll drink to that.

Me too.

We're going to take a short station break, and when we come back, I'd really

like to hear from some of you men callers out there. So give me a call and

me know what you are thinking.

You hear that, Roger?

That last caller has all you men pegged.

What the hell you doing, Lenny?

Who's this?

Have you forgotten your best buddy already?

Jack? Is that you?

It's me.

It is really you.

It's really me, Lenny.

Where are you?

I'm at the Paradise Motel.

I know where that is.

Well, then get your ass over here.

I've got to get back to work.

These station breaks aren't long enough.

And we're back.

Women have it easy.

They don't have to get it up or keep it up.

Is that a chore?

It can be, if you don't feel like having sex.

Then why not be honest with them?

Are women?

The only difference is they can fake it. A man can't.

So you're saying that a soft penis is a telltale sign?

That's exactly what I'm...

I

knew my father was going to kill you if he catches you with me again.

He just don't like the idea that his little girl likes to fuck.

Besides, I don't plan on getting caught again.

Jumping through a plate glass window isn't my exact idea of fun.

Poor boy.

You can get hurt doing that. Tell me about it.

Oh, I like to slick your dick.

Oh, it makes my nipples tingle all over.

Let me squeeze them. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to fuck you until you can't get up.

Promise?

Is that you, Lenny?

Lenny, it's Santa Claus.

Jack! Lenny!

What's up, Lenny?

Long time. What'd you disappear to?

Long story.

Why didn't you call me, though, man?

I guess sometimes I can be a real asshole.

You're not an asshole.

Good to see you. It's good to be here with you.

I'm really happy to see you too, Jack, but I gotta tell you, I thought you were

dead or something.

Nah, I wasn't dead.

Listen, let me get my shirt on and we'll go get some to eat and catch up on old

times.

Let's face it.

Any woman can satisfy several men. Is that a problem for you, Joe?

Hell yeah, it is.

I don't want my woman being with another man.

Can you be more specific?

I don't want some guy playing with her tit, putting his dick in her mouth.

Go on.

It just isn't right.

If she wants to play around, she's not for me.

Are you afraid that the other guy would be bigger than you are?

Yeah, that too.

What if she had sex with someone that was smaller than you were?

I still wouldn't like it.

Sure.

But the smaller guy could be a better lover than you.

Think about that, Joe.

Well, our time is up. We'll talk tomorrow, same time, same place.

Meanwhile, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Now we have all the time in the world and I expect you

Amen.

Ah. Ah.

Wow.

Wow.

Mmm.

oh oh oh

Not you, Jack.

Lenny, my boy, if I told you once, I told you a million times. It's up to you

make it happen.

I might try to be like you, Jack, but this doesn't work.

You'd do all right.

But I'm with you.

Well, I'm back.

Great, you are back, huh, Jack?

Now everything's going to be the same way it used to be, right?

Right.

So, um, do you know any new girls?

You know me, Lenny. I'm always on the lookout for new girls.

Girls do anything for you, Jack. You're the greatest.

They're not hard to figure out.

Not for you.

We've had some good times, huh?

Yeah. You're the only one that ever shared with me.

Hey, Lenny.

Do you remember that time that we were held up in that vacant house for sale

that real estate lady was trying to come on to that buyer?

I found the contract, Robert.

Can we sign now?

I don't know.

It's a forced sale.

It's 100 ,000 under market.

I know. I just don't know.

I knew you wanted it when I showed it to you the other day.

Well, it is one of the nicest places that you've shown us, yes.

It has unlimited potential.

It's perfect for you.

It's you.

Yeah, but what about all the renovation?

What can I do to convince you?

Isn't there anything Helen can do?

I'm glad your wife couldn't join us for dinner.

Frankly, I wanted to spend some time alone with you.

Let me show you how much.

Look at me.

Don't look away.

Look at me.

Remember at the dinner table?

Our legs rubbing together?

That was turning me on so much.

I had to go and play with myself.

I want you to touch me here.

Helen, I... I took my panties off for you.

That big bed up in the master bedroom, that's for you and me.

So let's sign these papers, and then we can have some fun.

No, I don't think so.

Fuck you, Robert.

Looks like you lost the sale, lady. Who the hell are you?

And what are you doing here?

You know,

I think you came on just a little bit too strong for that Boy Scout.

I think it was all that panting that fucked up your style.

Oh, don't cover up.

You're like a nasty pussy.

I said, what are you doing here?

Camping.

But I'm getting a little bored.

That trespassing's done, and I'm going to call the cops.

I don't think so.

You see, trespassing is one thing, and seducing a client to make a sale is

another.

Let me see what you got.

What do you think you're doing?

Relax. I just want to see what you got.

You think I'm easy?

You're about ready to have sex for this little sale here.

Yeah.

I feel about two guys at one time

Thanks Jack.

Very cool.

You guys can stay here, but you have to be out of here on Friday.

Friday, huh?

Good deal.

Listen, will we be seeing you again?

If I get the urge to play, I'll know just where to come.

Lenny, is that you?

Yeah.

I fell asleep.

I was up in my clothes all night. I've got to get to work.

How long have you been on the job, anyway?

Well, ever since my parents cut off my allowance.

Well, at least they bought you a nice truck.

Well, thanks for small favors.

Hey, listen, as long as you're going to be at work, mind if I borrow it today?

Sure. As long as you pick me up by five, I'll be there.

Divorce is out of the question with my prenuptial agreement.

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

Jay's worth a lot of money, but he's showing his age.

It could be worse.

I'm married to no money and no dick.

Good morning. You're listening to KTLK 106.

6 -9 -all, talk radio.

Today I thought we'd continue with yesterday's topic that women are more

biologically suited to participate sexually with multiple partners than

Louise on line one will get the day started.

Louise?

It's certainly true in my case. I can have multiple orgasms, but my husband is

finished after one.

Would you like to have another man step up and take a turn at bat when he's

through?

I'd love it. It's like when you really get into it, it's over.

How many men do you think you could handle at once?

Three, four, maybe more.

Interesting. How many other female listeners feel this way? Give me a call

let's talk about it.

Is there such a thing as a man who thinks only of sex and nothing else?

You mean no workaholic, no football, no sports at all?

Just pure, unadulterated sex?

Yes.

Do they exist?

Well, guys, I think it's time to stand up and be counted.

Do we have any male callers?

We have Jack on the line.

Well, I can't speak for anybody else, but...

I've never disappointed any women, any time, any place.

Are you saying that ejaculation doesn't slow you down?

I can get hard immediately.

And I can go on for an indefinite period of time with no problem.

Can you handle multiple girls?

More the merrier.

Sounds like we should have you on the show, Jack.

Would you be willing to do that?

Sure, why not?

Then stay on the line and our producer will get your number.

Let's have another male caller.

Hello? Hello, Jack. The perfect male sexual specimen?

How'd you get my number?

The radio station.

I told them I was your long -lost sister.

Are you as good as you claim to be?

I'm better.

Hmm.

I'll give you my address.

Why don't you come over?

This is me.

So what do you think, Pamela?

Looks good on the outside.

Not bad.

Not bad at all.

Why don't you girls get out of your clothes?

They just get in the way.

I like that.

Definitely a good omen.

Need some help?

Oh.

Thank you.

Did Big Jack let you down?

Two girls at once?

It was great. You should have been there.

I was.

Hey, you working tomorrow?

Yeah.

Mind if I borrow your truck? I might go through Sally.

Sure.

Great.

You have a lot of nerve coming here.

I thought you cared for me.

I do.

But it's caused me nothing but trouble.

I just wanted to be with you.

And what if Richard were here?

He's not.

Well, not this time.

You know, it's really good seeing you again.

You know, all you think about is getting laid.

With you.

I want you to leave. I will.

Before Richie gets home.

Oh, I hate you, Jack.

Come on.

I can hate you in the bedroom.

Five minutes to air time.

All right. The ratings are out of sight.

We have created a lot of interest, haven't we?

Even the people who hate us are tuning us in.

We're the talk of the town.

Hey, maybe they'll renew our contract.

I want you to promise me you'll never come back here.

I can't do that.

Jack, I know you're rotten.

But can't you do one good thing in your life and allow me to live my own life

without you?

Without problems?

But it's going to be hard to give up a good life.

Yeah.

I know

I

don't know what the fuck I'm doing here

I'm looking for trouble, that's for sure

Maybe her crazy father is dead.

Everyone listens to that show. It'll be famous.

Talking to all those horny women?

Oh, man.

No one can do that better than you can.

Lenny, we're going to have more girls than we know what to do with.

You're the greatest, Jack.

nervous? No.

I just hope that most of your callers are female.

Why? Are you more comfortable with women?

I like women.

Is that because you feel like you're in control?

Maybe.

Maybe I just understand them.

Well, you certainly have been with a lot of women.

Yeah. And I've loved them all.

Really?

Well... Our female listeners certainly are going to love you.

What about you?

Airtime.

You're listening to KPLK 106 .69 All Talk Radio.

Good morning to all. Today I have a special treat as I promised for all

We have a very special male guest with us. He claims his specialty is in making

women sexually happy.

So without any further ado, let's turn the mic over to Jack.

Hi, I'm Jack, and I'd like to talk to some of you female listeners out there.

We have Betty on the line.

Hi.

Tell me, Jack, what makes you different from the average guy on the street who's

good at sexually satisfying no one?

Except himself?

Well, that's a good question, Betty.

Let me first say that in order to satisfy women, you really have to like

mean, they're not just some sex object. They have feelings.

Women can first be aroused by getting them in the right mood, which is often

overlooked by men that are just too eager to get right to it.

And once they're in the right mood, then a man can go ahead and satisfy all

their erogenous areas.

How does a man learn all this?

Practice. Doing it over and over again.

Trying to be the best lover that you can be.

I hope that helped you.

We have Jody on the other line.

Maybe you're all talk.

How do we know you've got the key that unlocks the door to sexual ecstasy?

Well, you don't.

But I'm telling you straight.

I'd like to hear from some other girl you've been with.

Well, we have Georgia standing by.

She'd like to say something to you, Jody.

as early as convenience.

Don't forget about me, Jack.

You were a big hit.

Every girl in the city wants to be with you.

What about you?

Well, I'm just like every other girl.

I'm curious.

But I want to remain professional.

But you want to do it.

I want to be professional.

I know girls like you.

You say no out of habit.

I'm not like that.

Yes, you are.

You may have a boyfriend or two, but you're not adventurous.

Didn't you hear what I said?

Yeah, you said...

Don't listen to me oh yeah

oh oh

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're smelling me.

Yeah.

Hi, Kitty.

My God, I thought you were dead.

Even my father stopped talking about you.

Good. Probably thinks one of his goons got me.

He almost did.

Where is your crazy son -of -a -bitch father, anyway?

Down at the docks, running the union.

You must be crazy to come around here.

Yeah, I am.

Crazy about you.

You know I dream about you?

Really?

You dream about fucking me?

All the time.

In fact, I want to fuck you right now.

Well, you better make it fast. I don't know what time my dad gets home.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's right, play with your pussy.

Yeah, you want to fuck that ass?

Is that what you want?

Mm -hmm.

I love it.

Father's home.

What? Tina, I'm home.

Fuck!

Jack.

Honey.

Listen, I gotta get to town in a hurry, okay?

Can you give me a ride?

Why?

I got into some trouble.

I'll tell you on the way.

Let me get my pack.

Seems that not everyone was as fond of Jack as some of us were.

Anyway, be safe, Jack, and come back to us as soon as possible.

You're listening to KCOK 106 .69, All Talk Radio.

We'll talk again tomorrow.