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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,851 --> 00:00:12,808 [gentle, pensive music plays] 2 00:00:12,809 --> 00:00:15,517 [music builds] 3 00:00:19,393 --> 00:00:20,934 [crackling] 4 00:00:22,768 --> 00:00:24,142 [music fades] 5 00:00:24,143 --> 00:00:27,226 [dramatic music plays] 6 00:00:31,768 --> 00:00:33,392 [electronic beeping] 7 00:00:33,393 --> 00:00:35,143 [music fades] 8 00:00:36,268 --> 00:00:37,850 [traffic humming] 9 00:00:37,851 --> 00:00:40,851 [dark, dramatic music plays] 10 00:00:46,893 --> 00:00:48,352 [music fades] 11 00:00:48,809 --> 00:00:50,892 ["Power" by YANK$ playing] 12 00:00:50,893 --> 00:00:52,143 ♪ Ay, can you ♪ 13 00:00:54,393 --> 00:00:56,393 ♪ Yeah, can you feel it? ♪ 14 00:00:58,643 --> 00:00:59,976 ♪ Can you feel it? ♪ 15 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:03,557 ♪ Can you feel it? ♪ 16 00:01:03,558 --> 00:01:05,892 - [siren wailing] - ♪ Can you feel the ♪ 17 00:01:05,893 --> 00:01:08,309 ♪ I'm coming in hard I'm making it swift ♪ 18 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:09,975 ♪ Don't wanna be playin' with y'all ♪ 19 00:01:09,976 --> 00:01:11,725 ♪ I'm killin' 'em all and making it quick ♪ 20 00:01:11,726 --> 00:01:12,850 ♪ Nobody can do what we do... ♪ 21 00:01:12,851 --> 00:01:15,558 [man] So, how's your life going? 22 00:01:15,559 --> 00:01:17,725 Having any chest pains? 23 00:01:17,726 --> 00:01:19,185 Been in an accident? 24 00:01:20,434 --> 00:01:22,184 Are you bleeding anywhere? 25 00:01:22,185 --> 00:01:25,225 I'm the one you call when shit goes wrong. 26 00:01:25,226 --> 00:01:28,310 I am your best friend on your worst day. 27 00:01:29,101 --> 00:01:31,184 And all of the shit you're about to see 28 00:01:31,185 --> 00:01:34,851 happened to a real, actual paramedic. 29 00:01:35,684 --> 00:01:36,851 Me. 30 00:01:37,684 --> 00:01:40,517 ♪ Know the people go insane They feel the ♪ 31 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,726 ♪ We don't give it up We relish in the ♪ 32 00:01:46,101 --> 00:01:46,934 ♪ Can you feel the ♪ 33 00:01:46,935 --> 00:01:47,975 [song ends] 34 00:01:47,976 --> 00:01:50,225 Well, well, well, Taggert. 35 00:01:50,226 --> 00:01:51,767 [Taggert] Randy. 36 00:01:51,768 --> 00:01:52,726 What's up, Mike? 37 00:01:53,976 --> 00:01:55,767 - Who's your friend? - Nobody. 38 00:01:55,768 --> 00:01:58,475 Student ride-along. Not a real person. 39 00:01:58,476 --> 00:02:00,475 Man, don't take that shit from them. 40 00:02:00,476 --> 00:02:02,351 Hey. What y'all doin' here anyway? 41 00:02:02,352 --> 00:02:03,808 We got a disturbing the peace call. 42 00:02:03,809 --> 00:02:04,850 What? 43 00:02:04,851 --> 00:02:06,808 Taggert, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout? 44 00:02:06,809 --> 00:02:08,433 They told us it was an unknown medical. 45 00:02:08,434 --> 00:02:09,892 Shit, I hope it is. 46 00:02:09,893 --> 00:02:11,226 Somebody gotta go to the hospital, 47 00:02:11,227 --> 00:02:13,017 that's yo' paperwork, not mine. 48 00:02:13,018 --> 00:02:14,516 Yep, the ABCs of police work. 49 00:02:14,517 --> 00:02:16,184 "Ambulance before cruiser." 50 00:02:16,185 --> 00:02:18,017 Please be "disturbing the peace." 51 00:02:18,018 --> 00:02:20,351 Please "disturbing the peace." Come on! 52 00:02:20,352 --> 00:02:21,434 [Taggert] Police! 53 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:25,725 [Taggert laughs] OD. 54 00:02:25,726 --> 00:02:27,391 That's on y'all, suckas. 55 00:02:27,392 --> 00:02:28,850 [laughs] 56 00:02:28,851 --> 00:02:30,516 [Randy sighs] Shit. 57 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,434 - You wanna get the stretcher? - Gladly. 58 00:02:33,101 --> 00:02:34,391 [rookie] Is she dead? 59 00:02:34,392 --> 00:02:36,726 [Randy] She's not dead. Dying, but not dead. 60 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:38,559 What do we assess first? 61 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,516 - ABCs. - ABCs. Um... 62 00:02:41,517 --> 00:02:44,600 - Airway, breathing, circulation. - Yes. 63 00:02:44,601 --> 00:02:46,100 First thing, that's what we check. 64 00:02:46,101 --> 00:02:47,184 - Understand that? - Yes. 65 00:02:47,185 --> 00:02:49,142 - ABCs. They didn't-- - ABCs... 66 00:02:49,143 --> 00:02:50,391 Oh, man. 67 00:02:50,392 --> 00:02:53,100 - Oh, oh, oh! Hey! - [patient snoring] 68 00:02:53,101 --> 00:02:56,100 Know what the treatment is for a dirty needle stick? Chemo. 69 00:02:56,101 --> 00:02:57,642 Same as for a cancer patient. 70 00:02:57,643 --> 00:03:00,558 Seventy-two hours flat on your back and puking. 71 00:03:00,559 --> 00:03:02,391 And a year's worth of HIV tests. 72 00:03:02,392 --> 00:03:04,100 Alright. Now... 73 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,059 - [thud] - [screaming] 74 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,517 Ah! 75 00:03:06,518 --> 00:03:08,683 [woman] I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers. 76 00:03:08,684 --> 00:03:11,350 I should mention at this point that you're all going to die. 77 00:03:11,351 --> 00:03:12,683 Heart attack. 78 00:03:12,684 --> 00:03:14,017 - [crash] - Car accident. 79 00:03:14,018 --> 00:03:15,350 - [gunshots] - Murder. 80 00:03:15,351 --> 00:03:16,558 - [flatline tone] - Cancer. 81 00:03:16,559 --> 00:03:17,892 Diabetic shock. 82 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,267 - [ding] - Fork in the toaster. 83 00:03:19,268 --> 00:03:21,226 - [school bell rings] - Or peanut allergy. 84 00:03:21,227 --> 00:03:23,434 Rich, poor. Old, young. 85 00:03:24,309 --> 00:03:26,600 Sometimes they don't find you for days. 86 00:03:26,601 --> 00:03:28,350 You'll be dead too one day, 87 00:03:28,351 --> 00:03:29,475 and sooner than you think. 88 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,143 Because guess what? 89 00:03:31,726 --> 00:03:32,934 It all ends. 90 00:03:32,935 --> 00:03:34,184 [baby crying] 91 00:03:34,185 --> 00:03:36,267 You know the movie of your life? 92 00:03:36,268 --> 00:03:38,475 - The one you're starring in. - [applause, cheering] 93 00:03:38,476 --> 00:03:42,101 One day, that movie just ends and you're gone. 94 00:03:43,018 --> 00:03:45,142 Remember what it was like before you were born? 95 00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:48,142 [sudden silence] 96 00:03:48,143 --> 00:03:49,976 It'll be just like that. 97 00:03:50,476 --> 00:03:51,476 Forever. 98 00:03:53,351 --> 00:03:56,391 But sometimes, 'cause of people like me, 99 00:03:56,392 --> 00:03:58,809 you get a little borrowed time. 100 00:03:58,810 --> 00:04:01,308 I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers. 101 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:02,850 Get the fuck outta my house. 102 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:04,475 - [loud blast] - [exclaiming] 103 00:04:04,476 --> 00:04:05,642 Gun! Gun! 104 00:04:05,643 --> 00:04:07,184 Secure your scene, Taggert! 105 00:04:07,185 --> 00:04:09,517 - Secure your fuckin' scene! - [rookie screaming] 106 00:04:09,518 --> 00:04:11,850 - [panting] - Fuck, man. First of all, 107 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:13,350 I ain't know you could run that fuckin' fast. 108 00:04:13,351 --> 00:04:14,933 God damn, you fast! 109 00:04:14,934 --> 00:04:16,517 Second of all, who had a fuckin' gun? 110 00:04:16,518 --> 00:04:19,017 I'm gonna fuckin' kill dispatch for this. 111 00:04:19,018 --> 00:04:21,059 [panting] She shot at us. 112 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:23,350 You idiot! Someone pulls out a gun, you run! 113 00:04:23,351 --> 00:04:25,184 - [Taggert] Clear! - Get your fuckin' ugly-ass 114 00:04:25,185 --> 00:04:26,642 motherfuckin' hands off me, 115 00:04:26,643 --> 00:04:28,433 you goddamn ugly fuckin' mutt! 116 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,142 [Taggert] Scene's all yours, EMS. 117 00:04:31,143 --> 00:04:34,102 - [indistinct dispatch chatter] - [clicking] 118 00:04:34,810 --> 00:04:36,060 [snores] 119 00:04:37,518 --> 00:04:38,975 [jarring tone resonating] 120 00:04:38,976 --> 00:04:40,433 [breathing heavily] 121 00:04:40,434 --> 00:04:42,266 [heartbeat pounding] 122 00:04:42,267 --> 00:04:44,184 [groans softly] 123 00:04:44,185 --> 00:04:46,351 [tense music playing] 124 00:04:48,143 --> 00:04:50,393 [heartbeat quickens] 125 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:54,476 - [breathing heavily] - [music intensifies] 126 00:04:56,559 --> 00:04:57,934 [groans] 127 00:04:57,935 --> 00:05:00,809 [music intensifies] 128 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:02,809 Randy, man, you okay? 129 00:05:02,810 --> 00:05:04,350 - [heartbeat slows] - [music fades] 130 00:05:04,351 --> 00:05:05,267 I'm fine. 131 00:05:06,226 --> 00:05:09,101 [siren wailing] 132 00:05:09,102 --> 00:05:10,892 [indistinct radio chatter] 133 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:12,225 It's gonna be alright, okay, ma'am? 134 00:05:12,226 --> 00:05:13,475 We're not gonna let you die. 135 00:05:13,476 --> 00:05:15,142 Seriously, you say that one more time, 136 00:05:15,143 --> 00:05:16,683 I'm gonna punch you in the throat. 137 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,517 We never say that to a patient. 138 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:20,101 - Ever. - Sorry. 139 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:21,892 [ambulance horn honking] 140 00:05:21,893 --> 00:05:23,142 What's that? 141 00:05:23,143 --> 00:05:25,102 This is NARCAN. 142 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,934 It kicks the heroin off of the narcotic receptors. 143 00:05:28,935 --> 00:05:31,350 This woman just paid a lot of money 144 00:05:31,351 --> 00:05:33,101 to get higher than Jimi Hendrix 145 00:05:33,102 --> 00:05:36,517 and we're about to take that away from her like... that. 146 00:05:36,518 --> 00:05:37,517 [syringe squeals] 147 00:05:37,518 --> 00:05:39,892 Okay. Um... You know what? 148 00:05:39,893 --> 00:05:41,308 I wouldn't sit there if I were you. 149 00:05:41,309 --> 00:05:42,518 Why? 150 00:05:43,102 --> 00:05:44,517 Because... 151 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,433 - [yells] - ...of the puke. 152 00:05:46,434 --> 00:05:49,184 [rookie coughs] It's in my mouth! [retches] 153 00:05:49,976 --> 00:05:51,308 What the fuck?! 154 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,892 [rookie] What did she eat?! 155 00:05:52,893 --> 00:05:54,850 You stole my high, motherfucker! 156 00:05:54,851 --> 00:05:56,600 You're welcome. Your life was saved. 157 00:05:56,601 --> 00:05:58,101 We're taking you to the hospital, ma'am. 158 00:05:58,102 --> 00:06:00,141 You need to-- Ma'am, settle down. 159 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:02,725 - [shrieking] - Hey, no. Hey. Hey! Calm down! 160 00:06:02,726 --> 00:06:04,308 You need to calm down! 161 00:06:04,309 --> 00:06:06,266 - [frenetic music playing] - Oh, shit! Her arm's free! 162 00:06:06,267 --> 00:06:08,101 - [screaming] - No! 163 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:10,183 Oh, shit! Oh, no, no, no! 164 00:06:10,184 --> 00:06:12,850 - No, no, no! [grunting] - [shrieking] 165 00:06:12,851 --> 00:06:14,475 [groaning] 166 00:06:14,476 --> 00:06:15,976 - [woman shrieks] - Got a needle! 167 00:06:15,977 --> 00:06:17,558 That is illegal, ma'am! 168 00:06:17,559 --> 00:06:20,309 - [screams, chokes] - [grunting] 169 00:06:21,601 --> 00:06:24,433 - [grunts] - [groans] Oh, God... 170 00:06:24,434 --> 00:06:25,934 [music stops abruptly] 171 00:06:25,935 --> 00:06:27,558 Are you kidding me? 172 00:06:27,559 --> 00:06:30,767 You stuck me with a dirty needle! 173 00:06:30,768 --> 00:06:32,225 - [tense music playing] - You shit! 174 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,600 [woman screams] 175 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:35,642 Hey! Mike, brake! 176 00:06:35,643 --> 00:06:37,350 [Mike] What the fuck? 177 00:06:37,351 --> 00:06:38,600 [tires screeching] 178 00:06:38,601 --> 00:06:40,266 [all yelling, grunting] 179 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,017 [Randy] Right... right in the face. 180 00:06:42,018 --> 00:06:43,266 [woman shouts] 181 00:06:43,267 --> 00:06:45,142 - [grunting] - [Mike] Hold her down! 182 00:06:45,643 --> 00:06:48,892 Hey! Now-- Shit! I fell in it! Ah! 183 00:06:48,893 --> 00:06:50,601 [gags, retches] 184 00:06:51,351 --> 00:06:52,726 You crazy bitch! 185 00:06:53,351 --> 00:06:55,892 - [shrieking] - [grunting] 186 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,809 - Shit! - Hey, hit her with the oxygen! 187 00:06:57,810 --> 00:06:59,558 [grunting] 188 00:06:59,559 --> 00:07:01,350 - Breathe, bitch! - What are you doing?! 189 00:07:01,351 --> 00:07:03,268 [all shouting] 190 00:07:04,643 --> 00:07:06,977 I said hit her with it! 191 00:07:07,101 --> 00:07:09,018 [echoing metallic clang] 192 00:07:10,351 --> 00:07:13,060 [monitors beeping steadily] 193 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:15,809 [doctor] What happened? 194 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,810 We administered oxygen. 195 00:07:19,268 --> 00:07:23,308 Yes, and then the patient needed to be restrained, 196 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:25,725 uh, thereby possibly resulting 197 00:07:25,726 --> 00:07:28,684 in some self-administered bruising. 198 00:07:28,685 --> 00:07:31,350 Is that your medical opinion? 199 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,934 Sorry, what medical school did you go to again, doctor? 200 00:07:33,935 --> 00:07:35,518 - Not a doctor. - Sorry? 201 00:07:36,935 --> 00:07:39,392 - Not a doctor. - That's right! 202 00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:41,225 You're not a doctor. 203 00:07:41,226 --> 00:07:44,183 So what do you say we leave the diagnosing of the patients 204 00:07:44,184 --> 00:07:45,976 - to the real doctors, huh? - Okay. 205 00:07:45,977 --> 00:07:47,600 I got a dirty needle stick in the ambulance, 206 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,017 so if you'd please write me a prescription... 207 00:07:49,018 --> 00:07:50,267 - What a shitshow. - ...for retroviral-- 208 00:07:50,268 --> 00:07:51,725 You are unbelievable. 209 00:07:51,726 --> 00:07:53,475 Hope you enjoy this nice, clean hospital... 210 00:07:53,476 --> 00:07:55,559 - Any dignity left in the EMS? - ...while I'm out on the streets 211 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,392 getting vomited on, having to take pills 212 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,850 that smell like a hobo shat in my mouth! 213 00:07:59,851 --> 00:08:00,976 [rookie] Hey! 214 00:08:00,977 --> 00:08:02,308 [panting] 215 00:08:02,309 --> 00:08:04,601 In one day, I've been... 216 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:06,851 shot at... 217 00:08:09,643 --> 00:08:12,601 thrown up on, and... strangled. 218 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:15,101 And what, we still have... 219 00:08:16,851 --> 00:08:20,226 11 hours left in the shift. 220 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:22,685 How do you guys do this every day? 221 00:08:24,101 --> 00:08:25,225 It's our job. 222 00:08:25,226 --> 00:08:26,892 Your job sucks! 223 00:08:26,893 --> 00:08:29,350 Yeah, and it sounds real shitty when you say it like that. 224 00:08:29,351 --> 00:08:31,934 Yeah, well, I can't go back on that ambulance. 225 00:08:31,935 --> 00:08:33,268 Okay? 226 00:08:35,017 --> 00:08:36,308 I quit. 227 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:38,182 [panting] 228 00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:39,643 [quietly] I'm sorry, Mom. 229 00:08:42,976 --> 00:08:44,559 [screams] 230 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,141 Your job sucks! 231 00:08:47,142 --> 00:08:48,768 [doctor] Now there goes a future doctor. 232 00:08:49,476 --> 00:08:51,934 ♪ When I get my check I'm going on a world cruise ♪ 233 00:08:51,935 --> 00:08:54,225 ♪ On a boat made of pearl jewels, full of whirlpools ♪ 234 00:08:54,226 --> 00:08:56,600 ♪ And a 1,000-inch flat-screen to watch the world news ♪ 235 00:08:56,601 --> 00:08:58,976 ♪ And a personal chef to cook up all the morsels ♪ 236 00:08:59,601 --> 00:09:01,350 ♪ Money, money Money, money ♪ 237 00:09:01,351 --> 00:09:03,309 ♪ Money, money, money Money, money ♪ 238 00:09:04,268 --> 00:09:06,016 ♪ Money, money Money, money ♪ 239 00:09:06,017 --> 00:09:07,893 ♪ Money, money, money Money, money ♪ 240 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,642 ♪ Money, money Money, money ♪ 241 00:09:10,643 --> 00:09:12,726 ♪ Money, money, money Money, money ♪ 242 00:09:13,643 --> 00:09:15,475 {\an8}♪ Money, money Money, money ♪ 243 00:09:15,476 --> 00:09:17,351 ♪ Money, money, money Money, money ♪ 244 00:09:18,184 --> 00:09:21,393 {\an8}["When I Get My Check" by Lyrics Born playing] 245 00:09:28,226 --> 00:09:29,725 [song ends] 246 00:09:29,726 --> 00:09:31,933 [reporter] Temperature readings warming up a bit today 247 00:09:31,934 --> 00:09:33,016 into the upper 80s. 248 00:09:33,017 --> 00:09:35,267 By noontime, into the low 90s. 249 00:09:35,268 --> 00:09:37,433 - [quirky music playing] - [inhales deeply] 250 00:09:37,434 --> 00:09:38,685 [groans] 251 00:09:39,351 --> 00:09:40,476 [sips, gulps] 252 00:09:41,226 --> 00:09:42,933 [reporter] ...dry and pleasant weather continues. 253 00:09:42,934 --> 00:09:44,975 Rain expected to return next week. 254 00:09:44,976 --> 00:09:46,308 [sighs] 255 00:09:46,309 --> 00:09:48,809 [TV laughter, chatter] 256 00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:51,933 That's bullshit! You can't talk while intubated. 257 00:09:51,934 --> 00:09:53,518 [laughter on TV] 258 00:09:59,226 --> 00:10:01,726 [TV chatter continues] 259 00:10:06,101 --> 00:10:07,100 - [vomits] - [music ends] 260 00:10:07,101 --> 00:10:08,725 [phone ringing nearby] 261 00:10:08,726 --> 00:10:10,768 [receptionist] Crescent Premium, how may I help you? 262 00:10:11,643 --> 00:10:13,725 Uh, certainly. One moment, please. 263 00:10:13,726 --> 00:10:15,058 [footsteps approach] 264 00:10:15,059 --> 00:10:17,143 Crescent Premium, may I direct your call? 265 00:10:20,143 --> 00:10:21,518 [inhales] 266 00:10:25,101 --> 00:10:27,891 Well, I see you've certainly put in your time as a paramedic. 267 00:10:27,892 --> 00:10:29,810 [both laugh] 268 00:10:31,184 --> 00:10:32,933 Well, I imagine insurance sounds pretty boring, 269 00:10:32,934 --> 00:10:35,767 but we do work under some pretty tight timetables. 270 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,559 How are you at handling stress? 271 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,476 Well, I'm a paramedic. 272 00:10:40,268 --> 00:10:42,183 So... 273 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,100 I-I'm always stressed. 274 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,851 [chuckles] Is that why you chose insurance? 275 00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:52,100 Well, uh... I think that with my many years of experience, 276 00:10:52,101 --> 00:10:54,517 uh, as a medical provider, 277 00:10:54,518 --> 00:10:56,350 that transitioning to another 278 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:59,933 kind of medical or healthcare field, 279 00:10:59,934 --> 00:11:03,392 I could bring, uh, beneficial experience. 280 00:11:03,393 --> 00:11:05,351 Beneficial how? 281 00:11:07,476 --> 00:11:09,309 Well, I... 282 00:11:10,309 --> 00:11:13,268 think that being a paramedic is really important work. 283 00:11:14,101 --> 00:11:15,184 And... 284 00:11:16,435 --> 00:11:18,350 in all honesty, I got into EMS 285 00:11:18,351 --> 00:11:20,684 'cause I really wanted to help people. 286 00:11:20,685 --> 00:11:22,975 But the reality is... 287 00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:25,225 we hardly ever help anybody. 288 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,434 We're just kind of a mop-up crew 289 00:11:27,435 --> 00:11:30,308 for the worst tragedies in people's lives. 290 00:11:30,309 --> 00:11:31,643 You know? 291 00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:35,934 And, man, I have seen stuff. 292 00:11:37,018 --> 00:11:39,350 I mean, dead bodies don't even register. 293 00:11:39,351 --> 00:11:40,850 I've seen millions of dead bodies. 294 00:11:40,851 --> 00:11:45,684 Body parts. I've seen arms and faces ripped off. 295 00:11:45,685 --> 00:11:49,767 And, man, that image gets scarred into your brain 296 00:11:49,768 --> 00:11:52,933 for the rest of your life, and I'm tired. 297 00:11:52,934 --> 00:11:55,850 I'm tired. I just-- I show up to work first thing in the morning 298 00:11:55,851 --> 00:11:58,225 and my first thought is, "Fuck everybody." 299 00:11:58,226 --> 00:11:59,808 And given the opportunity, 300 00:11:59,809 --> 00:12:01,975 I would set fire to that ambulance. 301 00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:04,225 Because it's broken, Bruce. 302 00:12:04,226 --> 00:12:08,100 It's broken. The whole system is fucking broken. 303 00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:09,684 And it's sinking 304 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,767 and I'm out there with a thimble, trying to bail it out, 305 00:12:11,768 --> 00:12:13,727 and if I make one mistake, someone could die. 306 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,310 And you wanna know my experience? 307 00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:18,934 [tuts] I'm burning out. 308 00:12:21,268 --> 00:12:22,684 [inhales deeply] 309 00:12:22,685 --> 00:12:24,018 I'm burning out. 310 00:12:25,059 --> 00:12:26,808 I'm burning out. 311 00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:29,934 [sighs] I'm burning out, and... 312 00:12:32,435 --> 00:12:34,143 I need the hell out of EMS 313 00:12:35,059 --> 00:12:36,976 before I fuck up and kill somebody. 314 00:12:45,268 --> 00:12:47,310 Uh... you have any other questions? 315 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,393 [mellow, downcast music playing] 316 00:13:04,892 --> 00:13:05,933 [chatter] 317 00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:08,058 [woman] 22, are you 10-8 yet? 318 00:13:08,059 --> 00:13:09,475 [man on radio] Negative. 319 00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:11,766 - Waitin' on hospital paperwork. - Waitin' on paperwork. 320 00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:13,225 They are over there hittin' on nurses. 321 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,225 That's some bullshit. 322 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:16,017 22, get movin'. 323 00:13:16,018 --> 00:13:18,059 Here you go, baby. Put that back for me? 324 00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:21,059 Oh, hey, Shanice. 325 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,434 - Hey. - Hey, Randy. 326 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:25,475 How'd you enjoy your week off? 327 00:13:25,476 --> 00:13:28,559 Oh yeah, great. All the fun of cancer without the cancer. 328 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,975 Yeah, I had a needle stick once. 329 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,559 Oh, I remember. 330 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,892 That junkie behind the chicken place, with the hair. 331 00:13:33,893 --> 00:13:36,017 Oh yeah, I forgot. I was ridin' with you. 332 00:13:36,018 --> 00:13:37,225 Hey, that's right. 333 00:13:37,226 --> 00:13:39,518 Hey, listen. Um... [clears throat] 334 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,392 You gotta take me off the schedule. 335 00:13:44,393 --> 00:13:45,601 Please. 336 00:13:45,602 --> 00:13:47,975 You gotta cut down my hours, somehow. 337 00:13:47,976 --> 00:13:50,808 Really. I'm in... I'm in terrible shape, Shanice. 338 00:13:50,809 --> 00:13:52,643 Shanice, listen. 339 00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:58,100 - I'm not okay. - Randy, I am sorry, 340 00:13:58,101 --> 00:14:00,350 but I am shorthanded. I don't have anybody else, 341 00:14:00,351 --> 00:14:02,642 so you're in 42 with Mike. 342 00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,225 Come on... 343 00:14:04,226 --> 00:14:05,892 Why you always sticking me with Mike? 344 00:14:05,893 --> 00:14:07,683 He's the only one that can put up wit' your prickly ass. 345 00:14:07,684 --> 00:14:10,350 You may not know, but you're not good at interpersonal relations, 346 00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:11,850 and I hope that's not a shock to you. 347 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,309 'Cause you know what? I rode with you for two years 348 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,434 but you break most people within two or three months. 349 00:14:16,435 --> 00:14:19,267 Oh, come on. That's not true. That's not fair. 350 00:14:19,268 --> 00:14:21,475 Lots of people like riding with me. Like Kim. 351 00:14:21,476 --> 00:14:23,435 You like riding with me, right, Kim? 352 00:14:25,393 --> 00:14:27,892 Oh. You do so like riding with me. 353 00:14:27,893 --> 00:14:29,350 She likes riding with me. 354 00:14:29,351 --> 00:14:31,184 Shanice, when we gon' get a raise? 355 00:14:31,185 --> 00:14:32,850 Oh, baby, I would love to give you a raise, 356 00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:34,850 and as soon as the government ups our reimbursements, 357 00:14:34,851 --> 00:14:36,350 that's when you will get your raise. 358 00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:38,100 And by the way, Randy, you have another student. 359 00:14:38,101 --> 00:14:39,683 - No. Unh-uh. - Yes. 360 00:14:39,684 --> 00:14:41,559 No. There's no way. No. 361 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,517 You are senior. You get the student. 362 00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:45,476 Is there another paramedic I should put them with? 363 00:14:45,477 --> 00:14:47,059 Somebody better than you? 364 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,310 - Nobody's better than me. - What I thought you'd say. 365 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,892 [Mike] Oh, come on, baby. Don't do me like that. 366 00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:57,933 You know I'm at work. 367 00:14:57,934 --> 00:14:59,393 Look, I don't get off 'til seven. 368 00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:02,017 No, no, no, not p.m., a.m. 369 00:15:02,018 --> 00:15:05,142 I can get at you at 7:30, baby. All I need's 45 minutes. 370 00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:07,518 [laughs] That's more than enough time, you know? 371 00:15:08,268 --> 00:15:09,892 Mm-hmm, about 15 pumps. 372 00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:11,808 Aw, yeah, you know I like that. 373 00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:13,767 [groans] Randy's here. I'll call you back. 374 00:15:14,642 --> 00:15:16,350 Look at this old creaky bitch. 375 00:15:16,351 --> 00:15:18,309 You know you only got like ten summers left. 376 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,600 [Randy] Don't start with me. 377 00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:21,560 I haven't even had breakfast yet. 378 00:15:22,393 --> 00:15:24,434 Uh, Mike, you gonna let me drive today? 379 00:15:24,435 --> 00:15:27,350 Uh, no. Okay? I drive. You know that. 380 00:15:27,351 --> 00:15:29,350 - Come on. Come on. - No! 381 00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:31,767 Look, I wheel, you heal. 382 00:15:31,768 --> 00:15:33,767 Why do you wanna upset the natural order of things? 383 00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:35,641 And look, we got a student today too. 384 00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:36,975 I know. I'm hoping we can pull out 385 00:15:36,976 --> 00:15:38,518 before that dipshit shows up. 386 00:15:41,018 --> 00:15:42,558 Dipshit's already here. 387 00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:44,683 Oh, fuckwad. 388 00:15:44,684 --> 00:15:46,017 Or Jessica. 389 00:15:46,018 --> 00:15:47,517 [laughs sarcastically] 390 00:15:47,518 --> 00:15:49,309 - Randy. - [Jessica] Hey, Randy. 391 00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:51,601 - Thanks for having me. - Hey! 392 00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:54,558 You know something? You seem pretty smart. 393 00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:56,225 Bet you on the top of your paramedic class 394 00:15:56,226 --> 00:15:57,309 and everything, ain't ya? 395 00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:59,184 Hmm. Pretty smart. 396 00:15:59,185 --> 00:16:00,517 [Mike] I'm smart too. 397 00:16:00,518 --> 00:16:02,143 Game recognize game. 398 00:16:03,185 --> 00:16:04,477 - Okay. - [Randy] Listen up. 399 00:16:05,101 --> 00:16:08,142 We work a 24-hour shift, from 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m. 400 00:16:08,143 --> 00:16:10,017 You really wanna spend 24 hours 401 00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:12,268 in this hot box with two sweaty dudes? 402 00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:15,434 - Yep. - You're gonna see things 403 00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:17,310 that you can't unsee. 404 00:16:18,684 --> 00:16:20,184 I'm sorry, did I make a mistake? 405 00:16:20,185 --> 00:16:22,725 Because I asked Shanice to set me up with the best 406 00:16:22,726 --> 00:16:24,601 because I wanna learn from the best, so... 407 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,975 am I in the wrong truck, or...? 408 00:16:27,976 --> 00:16:30,392 Okay. Alright. You wanna tag along, fine, 409 00:16:30,393 --> 00:16:32,184 but here's what you're gonna do. 410 00:16:32,185 --> 00:16:33,268 Nothing. 411 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,350 You are going to do nothing, 412 00:16:35,351 --> 00:16:36,892 you are going to touch nothing, 413 00:16:36,893 --> 00:16:38,558 you are going to say nothing 414 00:16:38,559 --> 00:16:40,683 unless I instruct you to. You understand? 415 00:16:40,684 --> 00:16:43,476 This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship. 416 00:16:43,477 --> 00:16:45,641 Okay? What I say goes. 417 00:16:45,642 --> 00:16:47,393 Period. End of story. 418 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,517 Alright, "dick-tator." Let's hit it. 419 00:16:53,143 --> 00:16:55,850 ["What Kinda Whips" by Freebass 808 playing] 420 00:16:55,851 --> 00:16:58,017 ♪ What kinda whips are you driving around in? ♪ 421 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,600 ♪ I like 'em brown, yellow, candy-coated and spacious ♪ 422 00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:03,267 {\an8}♪ What kinda whips are you driving around in... ♪ 423 00:17:03,268 --> 00:17:05,309 {\an8}What the hell? We're supposed to be saving lives 424 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:06,600 {\an8}and you're getting a latte? 425 00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:08,975 {\an8}We don't get lunch breaks or bathroom breaks. 426 00:17:08,976 --> 00:17:10,808 We got 24 hours ahead of us, 427 00:17:10,809 --> 00:17:12,975 we gotta grab what we can when we can, 428 00:17:12,976 --> 00:17:14,557 and right now I am starving. 429 00:17:14,558 --> 00:17:15,684 [man] Hey! 430 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:18,599 Do you guys really have to park like this, man? 431 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,724 You're taking up like three fucking spots. 432 00:17:20,725 --> 00:17:23,142 We park that way in case we have to leave quickly 433 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,351 in an emergency, sir. 434 00:17:25,352 --> 00:17:28,184 You know what? All you people do is tie up traffic. 435 00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:30,017 You know that? You should get a fuckin' real job. 436 00:17:30,018 --> 00:17:31,392 How 'bout that? 437 00:17:31,393 --> 00:17:33,600 Hey, dipshit, we do have a real fuckin' job. 438 00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:36,600 What do you do with this plastic-ass name tag, Kevin? 439 00:17:36,601 --> 00:17:38,808 Huh? Go back to RadioShack, motherfucker! 440 00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,558 - Chill out, man. - I don't have to chill the fu-- 441 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,600 - You chill the fuck out! - What an asshole. 442 00:17:42,601 --> 00:17:45,142 - Yeah, people are mean. - Fuck you. I'm not chilling! 443 00:17:45,143 --> 00:17:46,558 You'll see. 444 00:17:46,559 --> 00:17:49,225 Fuckin' handlebar mustache bitch. 445 00:17:49,226 --> 00:17:51,475 [car horn blaring in traffic] 446 00:17:51,476 --> 00:17:52,809 Yeah, I'm sorry, Mama. 447 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:55,808 Uh, coffee and a muffin. 448 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,184 No, you know what? 449 00:17:57,185 --> 00:17:59,267 Two muffins. One chocolate, one blueberry. 450 00:17:59,268 --> 00:18:02,225 Two muffins, one coffee. That is... 451 00:18:02,226 --> 00:18:03,684 $10.25. 452 00:18:05,434 --> 00:18:06,601 Um... 453 00:18:08,226 --> 00:18:10,850 - Free coffee for heroes. - [laughs] Oh. 454 00:18:10,851 --> 00:18:13,726 Free coffee for firemen and policemen only. 455 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,475 I'm a paramedic. 456 00:18:16,476 --> 00:18:18,059 [dispatch] Medic 42, emergency traffic. 457 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,309 Sorry... 458 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,683 [siren wailing] 459 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,309 [dispatch] Medic 42, respond emergent 460 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,351 to 5200 West Imperial Highway 461 00:18:25,352 --> 00:18:26,601 for psychiatric patient. 462 00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:28,808 [Mike] Oh, it's your boy Johnny. 463 00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:31,351 Man, I hope he's wearing clothes today. 464 00:18:31,352 --> 00:18:33,850 You know something? I bet ya he's not. 465 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:36,142 Matter of fact, 20 bucks say he's gonna be butt-ass naked. 466 00:18:36,143 --> 00:18:38,100 - Oh, no way. - Twenty dollars. 467 00:18:38,101 --> 00:18:39,143 - Bet you right now. - I'm in. 468 00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:41,100 You're payin' for my lunch today 469 00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:42,391 'cause he gon' be fuckin' butt-ass naked. 470 00:18:42,392 --> 00:18:43,433 - Let's do this. - Let's do it. 471 00:18:43,434 --> 00:18:45,100 - Come on, big money. - Okay. 472 00:18:45,101 --> 00:18:47,059 Hey, student of the year, what do you think? You in? 473 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,475 - Balls in or out? - Balls? 474 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,935 [funky upbeat music playing] 475 00:18:54,227 --> 00:18:55,725 {\an8}[timer clicking] 476 00:18:55,726 --> 00:18:57,934 {\an8}[Johnny yelling] 477 00:18:57,935 --> 00:19:01,142 I am Satan and his only messenger! 478 00:19:01,143 --> 00:19:03,433 Well, there you have it. It's a draw. 479 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,768 Shirt, no pants. 480 00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:07,391 What are you talkin' 'bout? That's bullshit, okay? 481 00:19:07,392 --> 00:19:09,267 I can see his dick. That qualifies. 482 00:19:09,268 --> 00:19:10,433 [Randy] He's not naked! 483 00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:12,725 How'd you call that naked? He's wearing a shirt. 484 00:19:12,726 --> 00:19:15,516 Shirt, no pants. That's like, uh... Winnie the Pooh. 485 00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:17,017 I guess Winnie the Pooh got his dick out 486 00:19:17,018 --> 00:19:19,018 because I can see Winnie the Pooh's dick. 487 00:19:19,143 --> 00:19:20,934 Johnny, bring your naked ass over here! 488 00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:23,059 Leave this place... 489 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,892 or I'll destroy you all! 490 00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:27,767 Oh, oh. Okay, so you really wanna test your immortality? 491 00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:29,892 - Okay. - Leave now! 492 00:19:29,893 --> 00:19:32,643 - [engine revving] - [tires screeching] 493 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,642 [window mechanism whirring] 494 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:38,433 I am Satan and his only messenger. 495 00:19:38,434 --> 00:19:40,892 Man, that's greedy as fuck. You cannot be Satan 496 00:19:40,893 --> 00:19:42,517 and his only messenger. 497 00:19:42,518 --> 00:19:44,893 Just pick one, okay? Got too many fuckin' jobs! 498 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,433 I am Satan and his only messenger! 499 00:19:48,434 --> 00:19:49,892 Okay. You know what? 500 00:19:49,893 --> 00:19:51,975 Have some breakfast. But... 501 00:19:51,976 --> 00:19:54,059 leave people alone. Lay low. Okay? 502 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,517 Or I'm gonna hook the defibrillator up to your face. 503 00:19:56,518 --> 00:19:57,850 Bzz! You understand? 504 00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,767 It don't matter. Put some fuckin' pants on 505 00:19:59,768 --> 00:20:01,558 and get your ashy leprechaun ass from over here. 506 00:20:01,559 --> 00:20:02,726 Nobody wanna see that shit! 507 00:20:03,392 --> 00:20:04,392 Satan does! 508 00:20:05,185 --> 00:20:06,309 What... 509 00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:08,892 [Randy] County, it's Medic 42. 510 00:20:08,893 --> 00:20:11,059 We are available. No patient on scene. 511 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,683 Repeat, no patient on scene. 512 00:20:12,684 --> 00:20:14,642 Wait. What are you doing? You abandoned your patient. 513 00:20:14,643 --> 00:20:16,142 You could lose your license. 514 00:20:16,143 --> 00:20:18,267 - [Johnny] Satan loves me! - That is not a patient. 515 00:20:18,268 --> 00:20:19,517 That is Johnny. 516 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,892 If he was actively schizo, 517 00:20:20,893 --> 00:20:22,059 he'd be pulling out his hair 518 00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,934 and biting his lips until they bleed. 519 00:20:23,935 --> 00:20:26,433 That's what Johnny does when he's not on his meds. 520 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,684 Right now, Johnny's acting this way because he's hungry. 521 00:20:30,309 --> 00:20:31,600 - Oh, he's hungry. Yeah. - Yes. 522 00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:33,642 The guy wagging his dick around. 523 00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:35,308 - Yeah. - That-- He's hungry. 524 00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:37,266 [Randy] He wants us to take him into the ER 525 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,767 where they have to give him a meal before they let him go, 526 00:20:39,768 --> 00:20:41,809 because the ER has no choice. 527 00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:44,892 They legally can't turn anyone away. 528 00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:47,767 Now, we could bring him in for his ER happy meal, 529 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,266 but guess what? There's a shit-ton of paperwork involved. 530 00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:52,475 So it's a lot easier for me to skip the middleman 531 00:20:52,476 --> 00:20:55,059 and give him my breakfast. And I'm starving! 532 00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:57,558 Okay. So just to recap. 533 00:20:57,559 --> 00:21:00,351 Your medical solution is muffins. 534 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:04,600 I sacrificed my delicious muffins 535 00:21:04,601 --> 00:21:05,768 for the good of humanity. 536 00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:08,935 - Mike, let's roll. - Alright. We outta here. 537 00:21:13,226 --> 00:21:14,850 [indistinct radio chatter] 538 00:21:14,851 --> 00:21:16,060 Why are you here? 539 00:21:17,518 --> 00:21:18,934 Because I wanna save lives. 540 00:21:18,935 --> 00:21:20,642 [both laugh] 541 00:21:20,643 --> 00:21:23,017 - Is that funny? - You wanna save lives. 542 00:21:23,018 --> 00:21:24,391 You think we savin' lives? 543 00:21:24,392 --> 00:21:26,142 Come on, now. We just gave a dude muffins. 544 00:21:26,143 --> 00:21:28,017 Yeah, I used to want to be a hero, 545 00:21:28,018 --> 00:21:31,059 but the fact is, we're not heroes. 546 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:32,308 Okay? 547 00:21:32,309 --> 00:21:34,683 The fact is that most of the calls we get 548 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:35,934 are bullshit. 549 00:21:35,935 --> 00:21:37,184 The people that need us don't call, 550 00:21:37,185 --> 00:21:39,184 and the people that call don't need us. 551 00:21:39,185 --> 00:21:40,809 People live, people die. 552 00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:43,767 You rarely make any kind of difference whatsoever. 553 00:21:43,768 --> 00:21:44,934 This is a job. 554 00:21:44,935 --> 00:21:47,975 Okay? You clock in, you clock out. 555 00:21:47,976 --> 00:21:50,142 At the end of the day you go home. That's it. 556 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,725 I don't think you really believe that. 557 00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:53,350 No, I do. 558 00:21:53,351 --> 00:21:55,725 I do. I really, really do. 559 00:21:55,726 --> 00:21:57,433 And you should too if you want to last. 560 00:21:57,434 --> 00:21:59,809 But you have people's lives in your hands. 561 00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:02,225 How can you not care? How can you not give a shit? 562 00:22:02,226 --> 00:22:03,434 Caring is what kills you. 563 00:22:04,102 --> 00:22:05,392 [Randy] The fact is, 564 00:22:05,393 --> 00:22:07,683 most people in this job can't last a year. 565 00:22:07,684 --> 00:22:08,975 They can't hack it. 566 00:22:08,976 --> 00:22:11,017 And the good ones, the really, really good ones? 567 00:22:11,018 --> 00:22:12,308 Five years. 568 00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:14,143 Five years, max. That's all they can handle. 569 00:22:16,643 --> 00:22:18,102 How long have you been doing it? 570 00:22:18,810 --> 00:22:20,600 [siren wailing] 571 00:22:20,601 --> 00:22:23,059 Eighteen years, nine months. 572 00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:25,518 [dramatic music playing] 573 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,308 Alright, class president, 574 00:22:33,309 --> 00:22:34,726 this one's for real, so pay attention. 575 00:22:35,476 --> 00:22:36,850 You're with me. Grab the bag. 576 00:22:36,851 --> 00:22:38,266 - Okay. - Don't touch anything. 577 00:22:38,267 --> 00:22:39,183 Nothing. Got it? 578 00:22:39,184 --> 00:22:40,517 But then why am I... 579 00:22:40,518 --> 00:22:42,142 [scoffs] ...even here? 580 00:22:45,184 --> 00:22:47,434 [commotion] 581 00:22:47,935 --> 00:22:50,059 Walk. Don't run. Never run. 582 00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:51,433 - [Jessica] Why? - Why? 583 00:22:51,434 --> 00:22:53,102 Oh, shit. Door's stuck. 584 00:22:55,434 --> 00:22:57,517 - BSI. - What? 585 00:22:57,518 --> 00:22:58,767 - BSI! - What the fuck is that? 586 00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:00,350 - Put your gloves on! - Oh. Okay. 587 00:23:00,351 --> 00:23:02,017 - [Randy] Hey, Jimmy. - Hey. 588 00:23:02,018 --> 00:23:03,600 [Randy] Need you to pop that door. 589 00:23:03,601 --> 00:23:05,934 - [Jimmy] Got it. - Also need an additional driver. 590 00:23:05,935 --> 00:23:07,350 I need Mike in the back with me. 591 00:23:07,351 --> 00:23:09,726 - [Jimmy] We're on it. - Hey. Everything's okay? 592 00:23:11,184 --> 00:23:12,266 What is that? 593 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,643 I answer questions after the fact. 594 00:23:16,726 --> 00:23:17,850 [shatters loudly] 595 00:23:17,851 --> 00:23:19,267 It's a window punch. 596 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:22,475 [fireman] Okay, go ahead. 597 00:23:22,476 --> 00:23:23,684 Pull her out the side. 598 00:23:23,685 --> 00:23:24,977 - Move in. - Little more. 599 00:23:26,893 --> 00:23:28,475 [Randy] Alright, head of her class, 600 00:23:28,476 --> 00:23:29,600 what do we assess first? 601 00:23:29,601 --> 00:23:31,392 Airway, breathing, circulation. 602 00:23:31,393 --> 00:23:33,308 He's breathing, but it's rapid deep breaths. 603 00:23:33,309 --> 00:23:34,851 Kussmauls? 604 00:23:35,309 --> 00:23:36,850 Wait, am I right? 605 00:23:36,851 --> 00:23:38,434 [Mike] Rookie, get out the way. 606 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,225 What's goin' on here? 607 00:23:40,226 --> 00:23:42,017 Got Kussmauls. 608 00:23:42,018 --> 00:23:44,725 Possible broken everything. What about you? 609 00:23:44,726 --> 00:23:46,642 Lady was just a little shook up but she's alright. 610 00:23:46,643 --> 00:23:48,433 Alright. Grab me a collar, will ya? 611 00:23:48,434 --> 00:23:50,059 Okay, I got you. 612 00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:51,559 - Get out the way. - Sorry. Sorry. 613 00:23:52,434 --> 00:23:53,642 [saw buzzing] 614 00:23:53,643 --> 00:23:55,350 Alright, and grab me a non-rebreather. 615 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:57,225 You just said not to touch anything. 616 00:23:57,226 --> 00:23:59,517 And now I'm asking you to touch a non-rebreather 617 00:23:59,518 --> 00:24:00,767 and bring it to me. 618 00:24:00,768 --> 00:24:02,726 Wait. No. No. 619 00:24:03,768 --> 00:24:05,850 [splutters] Sorry. Sorry. 620 00:24:05,851 --> 00:24:07,517 Not in the truck. In the bag! 621 00:24:07,518 --> 00:24:09,850 - The what? - In the bag! In the bag! 622 00:24:09,851 --> 00:24:11,267 Oh, shit. 623 00:24:11,268 --> 00:24:12,726 Walk. Don't run. 624 00:24:15,643 --> 00:24:17,226 Hey, buddy. Can you hear me? 625 00:24:20,476 --> 00:24:22,100 [fireman] One, two, three. 626 00:24:22,101 --> 00:24:23,434 [groans] 627 00:24:24,142 --> 00:24:25,600 One, two, three. 628 00:24:25,601 --> 00:24:27,767 No. Yeah, I got him. 629 00:24:27,768 --> 00:24:29,600 - [monitor beeping steadily] - How am I doin'? 630 00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:30,642 Alright. 631 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:32,684 Nothing in the belly, good in all four. 632 00:24:32,685 --> 00:24:34,226 Got this, hero? 633 00:24:35,101 --> 00:24:36,100 [beeping rapidly] 634 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:38,101 Oh, shit. He's in V-fib. 635 00:24:39,018 --> 00:24:40,517 You, I need you to do CPR. 636 00:24:40,518 --> 00:24:42,351 Now. Go. Go! 637 00:24:46,309 --> 00:24:48,392 [monitor beeping rapidly] 638 00:24:48,393 --> 00:24:49,476 Harder. 639 00:24:50,393 --> 00:24:51,892 Harder! You're not doing anything. 640 00:24:51,893 --> 00:24:53,141 - Harder! - [crunching] 641 00:24:53,142 --> 00:24:55,141 Oh, God! I think I just broke his ribs. 642 00:24:55,142 --> 00:24:56,892 No, no, no. That's a good thing. A good thing. 643 00:24:56,893 --> 00:24:58,684 Don't stop, okay? Means you're doing it right. 644 00:24:58,685 --> 00:25:00,852 Yeah. I can fix broken. I can't fix dead. 645 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:02,642 Come on! 646 00:25:02,643 --> 00:25:04,893 [siren wailing] 647 00:25:06,184 --> 00:25:09,308 [dramatic music continues] 648 00:25:09,309 --> 00:25:10,643 Um, are we gonna shock him? 649 00:25:11,184 --> 00:25:12,642 No, we gonna wax his chest. 650 00:25:12,643 --> 00:25:14,100 Yes, we gonna shock him. 651 00:25:14,101 --> 00:25:15,350 [Randy] Charging. 652 00:25:15,351 --> 00:25:17,308 - [defibrillator tone whirring] - Clear. 653 00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:19,600 Brainiac is clear. All clear. 654 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,475 - [beep] - [flatline tone] 655 00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:24,226 [siren wailing] 656 00:25:28,142 --> 00:25:29,559 Comin' through. 657 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,392 Hello? Hello, hello! 658 00:25:31,393 --> 00:25:35,100 Got approximately 40-year-old male, two-car MVA. 659 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:36,975 Restrained driver. 660 00:25:36,976 --> 00:25:38,643 Severe damage to the vehicle. 661 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,143 Ten-minute extrication. 662 00:25:41,852 --> 00:25:43,350 Kussmauls at first, 663 00:25:43,351 --> 00:25:46,225 but once we got him out went apneic and V-fib. 664 00:25:46,226 --> 00:25:48,600 Been shocked three times. Last was on the drive here. 665 00:25:48,601 --> 00:25:49,600 Now asystolic. 666 00:25:49,601 --> 00:25:51,934 Ready? One, two, three. 667 00:25:51,935 --> 00:25:53,143 [grunting] 668 00:25:54,601 --> 00:25:56,308 Pupils are fixed and dilated. 669 00:25:56,309 --> 00:25:58,809 Fractured right arm and depressed skull fracture in-- 670 00:25:58,810 --> 00:26:01,642 Hold compression. Just hold, hold, hold. Please. 671 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:02,976 He's asystolic. 672 00:26:04,059 --> 00:26:06,350 You said he was traumatic. Did you ever get a pulse back? 673 00:26:06,351 --> 00:26:07,559 - No. - No. 674 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,768 No. 675 00:26:09,184 --> 00:26:12,225 [sighs] Time of death, 10:29. 676 00:26:12,226 --> 00:26:14,517 Oh, God. You gotta be shitting me. 677 00:26:14,518 --> 00:26:16,184 Is that mud? 678 00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:19,308 Well, nice job, Dr. Randy. 679 00:26:19,309 --> 00:26:21,725 Just track all the mud and bacteria you want 680 00:26:21,726 --> 00:26:22,892 into my ER. 681 00:26:22,893 --> 00:26:25,810 [machines beeping] 682 00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:29,143 [Randy, quietly] Seriously? 683 00:26:36,101 --> 00:26:38,268 [indistinct radio chatter] 684 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,643 Hey. What happened? 685 00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:45,643 The doctor just called it? That's it? 686 00:26:46,226 --> 00:26:47,559 Yes, that's it. 687 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,559 Dude was dead when we got there. 688 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,308 Okay, well, if you thought he was dead, 689 00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:53,267 then why did you make me do CPR? 690 00:26:53,268 --> 00:26:56,350 Because nobody dies in an ambulance. 691 00:26:56,351 --> 00:26:57,725 What do you mean? It's an ambulance. 692 00:26:57,726 --> 00:27:01,267 - People die all the time. - Nobody dies in the ambulance. 693 00:27:01,268 --> 00:27:03,809 It's a legal nightmare. Once we start working on you, 694 00:27:03,810 --> 00:27:05,475 we're not allowed to declare you dead. 695 00:27:05,476 --> 00:27:07,392 Only a doctor or coroner can do that. 696 00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:09,600 So even if he has zero chance of making it, 697 00:27:09,601 --> 00:27:13,350 even if we're just pumping blood through a corpse, 698 00:27:13,351 --> 00:27:15,225 we cannot declare him dead. 699 00:27:15,226 --> 00:27:17,183 Now, he can be dead before we show up, 700 00:27:17,184 --> 00:27:19,267 he can be dead once we drop him off, 701 00:27:19,268 --> 00:27:22,309 but never, ever in between. 702 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,975 That doesn't make any medical sense. 703 00:27:25,976 --> 00:27:27,435 It's not medicine. 704 00:27:28,351 --> 00:27:29,933 It's healthcare. 705 00:27:29,934 --> 00:27:31,560 Welcome to EMS. 706 00:27:40,810 --> 00:27:41,933 No. 707 00:27:41,934 --> 00:27:44,101 No! Goddamnit. 708 00:27:45,518 --> 00:27:46,685 Stay. 709 00:27:47,435 --> 00:27:49,184 No! Go! 710 00:27:49,685 --> 00:27:52,600 Take my dollar, you motherfucker! 711 00:27:52,601 --> 00:27:54,309 Goddamnit! 712 00:27:56,351 --> 00:27:57,767 Children can hear you. 713 00:27:57,768 --> 00:27:59,309 Fine. Good. You have a dollar? 714 00:28:01,101 --> 00:28:03,517 What I don't understand is, if you hate your job so much, 715 00:28:03,518 --> 00:28:04,685 why don't you just quit? 716 00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:08,100 'Cause I like to eat and I don't like to sleep in the gutter. 717 00:28:08,101 --> 00:28:09,891 - So get another job. - [Randy] Like what? 718 00:28:09,892 --> 00:28:11,642 Like airline pilot? Huh? 719 00:28:11,643 --> 00:28:13,808 Listen, I've tried. I am stuck here. 720 00:28:13,809 --> 00:28:15,100 Okay? Work at the hospital? 721 00:28:15,101 --> 00:28:18,058 All I'm qualified to do is change bedpans and wipe asses. 722 00:28:18,059 --> 00:28:19,891 My training doesn't mean shit here. 723 00:28:19,892 --> 00:28:21,100 Go to med school? Forget it. 724 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:22,434 No. By the time I finish, 725 00:28:22,435 --> 00:28:24,017 it will be time for me to retire. 726 00:28:24,018 --> 00:28:26,850 - [machine whirs] - Okay. 727 00:28:26,851 --> 00:28:29,350 - [plays cheery tune] - Wait. What? No! 728 00:28:29,351 --> 00:28:31,309 God! I hate you! 729 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,100 No! No! No! 730 00:28:33,101 --> 00:28:34,685 God! 731 00:28:35,018 --> 00:28:36,642 - [sighs] - [jarring tone resonating] 732 00:28:36,643 --> 00:28:38,392 - [groans] - [heartbeat pounding] 733 00:28:38,393 --> 00:28:40,017 Okay. [sighs] 734 00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:41,684 - Randy? - [groans] 735 00:28:41,685 --> 00:28:44,517 Oh, Christ. I feel like my heart's coming out my asshole. 736 00:28:44,518 --> 00:28:46,183 - [grunts] - Hey. Hey. 737 00:28:46,184 --> 00:28:47,767 - [groans] - What's the matter? 738 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,434 No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 739 00:28:49,435 --> 00:28:51,933 - You havin' a heart attack? - No. Just stop it. God. 740 00:28:51,934 --> 00:28:53,975 - [huffs] No. - Okay, so it's a panic attack. 741 00:28:53,976 --> 00:28:56,975 - No, it's not. - Take some slow, deep breaths. 742 00:28:56,976 --> 00:28:59,225 Uh, hello? Paramedic. 743 00:28:59,226 --> 00:29:01,851 - [Randy sighs] - Are you okay to work like this? 744 00:29:04,518 --> 00:29:07,226 [exhales heavily] Look, I'm gonna be fine. I just... 745 00:29:08,018 --> 00:29:09,726 [breathing heavily] 746 00:29:09,727 --> 00:29:11,726 Just need some-some time. 747 00:29:11,727 --> 00:29:13,850 [panting] 748 00:29:13,851 --> 00:29:15,435 You don't understand. 749 00:29:16,059 --> 00:29:17,518 - [huffs] - [Randy groans] 750 00:29:18,643 --> 00:29:21,101 [breathing heavily] 751 00:29:23,143 --> 00:29:24,435 [Randy sighs] 752 00:29:25,976 --> 00:29:28,434 [groans, inhales] 753 00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:29,976 [exhales heavily] 754 00:29:31,143 --> 00:29:33,809 [Jessica] You know, when I was 13... 755 00:29:35,184 --> 00:29:36,766 my mom and my sister and I went camping 756 00:29:36,767 --> 00:29:38,184 in the middle of nowhere. 757 00:29:39,018 --> 00:29:40,267 [huffs] 758 00:29:40,268 --> 00:29:42,766 And my mom really liked cold chicken, 759 00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:44,309 so we were eating cold chicken 760 00:29:44,310 --> 00:29:46,475 on a picnic table with some potato chips, 761 00:29:46,476 --> 00:29:49,518 and my mom got a piece stuck in her throat. 762 00:29:50,934 --> 00:29:54,560 And I didn't... I didn't know the Heimlich or anything... 763 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,602 so right there... 764 00:29:57,767 --> 00:29:59,142 in that dumb campground... 765 00:29:59,143 --> 00:30:01,975 [poignant, dramatic music playing] 766 00:30:01,976 --> 00:30:03,767 ...my mother died. 767 00:30:05,018 --> 00:30:06,476 And I just watched. 768 00:30:11,934 --> 00:30:14,393 So that's why I'm... that's why I'm here. 769 00:30:19,059 --> 00:30:20,434 I'm gonna tell you something 770 00:30:20,435 --> 00:30:22,643 that I wish someone had told me a long time ago. 771 00:30:23,643 --> 00:30:27,518 Run away from this job as fast as humanly possible... 772 00:30:28,351 --> 00:30:30,518 or you will end up like this. 773 00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:32,475 [sighs] 774 00:30:32,476 --> 00:30:33,851 [cell phone ringing] 775 00:30:35,809 --> 00:30:37,267 [huffs] 776 00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:39,226 - That's weird. - [ringing continues] 777 00:30:42,518 --> 00:30:44,268 Uh, hello? This is Randy. 778 00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:54,559 ["Keep On Dancing" by Full Crates playing] 779 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,767 Okay. 780 00:30:58,518 --> 00:30:59,476 Okay. 781 00:31:01,268 --> 00:31:02,893 What you mean you can't be late? 782 00:31:04,393 --> 00:31:06,641 I know you're a teacher. Fuck those kids. 783 00:31:06,642 --> 00:31:08,310 Just don't-- It's too early to be... 784 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:10,435 ♪ Keep on dancin' ♪ 785 00:31:11,684 --> 00:31:13,392 What the fuck goin' on wit' you? Hey, stop. 786 00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:15,517 [laughing joyfully] 787 00:31:15,518 --> 00:31:17,476 [kisses forcefully] Mmm! 788 00:31:17,477 --> 00:31:18,892 ♪ Keep on groovin' ♪ 789 00:31:18,893 --> 00:31:20,560 Yeah, I think Randy doin' crack. 790 00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:23,933 ♪ You'll know what to do... ♪ 791 00:31:23,934 --> 00:31:25,683 [Randy] Whoo-hoo! 792 00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:27,350 - Yeah! - [song ends] 793 00:31:27,351 --> 00:31:29,350 Hey! [laughs] I quit! 794 00:31:29,351 --> 00:31:30,892 [laughing] I quit! 795 00:31:30,893 --> 00:31:32,392 I got a new job. I'm quitting! 796 00:31:32,393 --> 00:31:34,100 That's it. I'm done. [blows raspberry] 797 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:36,434 I'm done. I got a new job. I can't believe... 798 00:31:36,435 --> 00:31:38,350 I totally thought that I blew the interview, 799 00:31:38,351 --> 00:31:40,100 but apparently they loved my honesty. 800 00:31:40,101 --> 00:31:42,892 So... that's it. I'm outta here. 801 00:31:42,893 --> 00:31:44,476 So... It's... 802 00:31:44,477 --> 00:31:46,517 Shanice, you've been amazing. It's not you. Really. 803 00:31:46,518 --> 00:31:48,017 Thanks. You're the best supervisor. 804 00:31:48,018 --> 00:31:49,267 I really-- Thank you s-- 805 00:31:49,268 --> 00:31:50,808 I don't need to give you two weeks, do I? 806 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,559 I don't think I could stay another two weeks. 807 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,725 I can't do two weeks' notice. They need me to start Monday. 808 00:31:54,726 --> 00:31:57,683 Come on. Please, please l-- I can't believe it! 809 00:31:57,684 --> 00:32:00,560 Honestly, I didn't know that I could feel happy. 810 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:03,017 [woman on phone] Hello? Are you still there? 811 00:32:03,018 --> 00:32:04,392 [Shanice] Yes, I'm still here. 812 00:32:04,393 --> 00:32:07,267 Can we, uh, re-up on rubber gloves, 813 00:32:07,268 --> 00:32:09,017 hypos, and normal saline-- Hang on! 814 00:32:09,018 --> 00:32:10,600 [splutters] Randy! 815 00:32:10,601 --> 00:32:11,851 I did not say you could quit. 816 00:32:12,601 --> 00:32:14,310 And you have to finish your shift! 817 00:32:15,185 --> 00:32:16,434 - Asshole. - [woman] Excuse me? 818 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,393 No, no, no! Not you. 819 00:32:18,059 --> 00:32:19,350 {\an8}["Ride of the Valkyries" playing] 820 00:32:19,351 --> 00:32:21,767 {\an8}Okay! We ride! 821 00:32:21,768 --> 00:32:23,018 {\an8}We ride! 822 00:32:23,518 --> 00:32:24,476 Ha-ha! 823 00:32:24,477 --> 00:32:27,185 [music continues] 824 00:32:32,809 --> 00:32:35,058 [to song's rhythm] ♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪ 825 00:32:35,059 --> 00:32:37,393 ♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪ 826 00:32:37,518 --> 00:32:39,892 ♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪ 827 00:32:39,893 --> 00:32:42,017 ♪ It's my last day! ♪ 828 00:32:42,018 --> 00:32:44,309 [laughs joyfully] Whoo! 829 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:46,892 So long, fuckers! 830 00:32:46,893 --> 00:32:48,142 Yeah! 831 00:32:48,143 --> 00:32:51,435 [continues vocalizing song's melody] 832 00:32:52,518 --> 00:32:54,100 [inhales deeply] Ah... 833 00:32:54,101 --> 00:32:56,477 I love the smell of nursing home in the morning. 834 00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:00,725 [whistles] 835 00:33:00,726 --> 00:33:01,683 How you doin'? 836 00:33:01,684 --> 00:33:03,600 [clicking tongue] 837 00:33:03,601 --> 00:33:05,434 Hmm. What's for lunch? 838 00:33:05,435 --> 00:33:06,976 What the fuck is wrong wit' you? 839 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:08,641 Sorry? 840 00:33:08,642 --> 00:33:10,309 This happiness is making me uncomfortable. 841 00:33:10,310 --> 00:33:11,683 It's actually kinda freaking me out. 842 00:33:11,684 --> 00:33:13,225 Yeah, it's a little unnerving. 843 00:33:13,226 --> 00:33:17,018 Well, in 18 more hours, I am done with EMS forever. 844 00:33:17,893 --> 00:33:20,267 Uh, hi. Hello. 845 00:33:20,268 --> 00:33:21,683 What took you so long? 846 00:33:21,684 --> 00:33:23,100 What you mean what took us so long? 847 00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:24,641 We got here in six minutes. 848 00:33:24,642 --> 00:33:26,641 That's two R&B songs. Six minutes. 849 00:33:26,642 --> 00:33:28,100 We can't get here faster than six minutes. 850 00:33:28,101 --> 00:33:30,017 The fuck you think we got, a teleporter? 851 00:33:30,018 --> 00:33:31,516 Uh, where's the patient? 852 00:33:31,517 --> 00:33:33,310 Alright, look. Just-Just... 853 00:33:34,226 --> 00:33:35,267 follow me. 854 00:33:35,268 --> 00:33:36,808 This way. 855 00:33:36,809 --> 00:33:37,975 Come on. 856 00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:40,185 How the fuck did he get this job? 857 00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:43,435 She's been having a little trouble breathing lately. 858 00:33:44,435 --> 00:33:45,893 Define "lately." 859 00:33:48,851 --> 00:33:50,185 Newbie, what's your assessment? 860 00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:53,516 Well, she's cyanotic, appears to have lividity. 861 00:33:53,517 --> 00:33:55,309 In my professional opinion... 862 00:33:55,310 --> 00:33:56,475 she's dead. 863 00:33:56,476 --> 00:33:57,726 Hmm. 864 00:33:58,768 --> 00:34:01,850 - You gotta do something. - Do something? What? CPR? 865 00:34:01,851 --> 00:34:03,351 She's dead. 866 00:34:03,352 --> 00:34:05,099 Got a better chance of reviving the nightstand. 867 00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:06,267 You gotta try. 868 00:34:06,268 --> 00:34:07,351 No, we're not touching her. 869 00:34:07,352 --> 00:34:08,768 - Unh-uh. - [man] Alright. 870 00:34:09,684 --> 00:34:11,516 I'm gettin' the charge nurse. 871 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:12,933 You can if you want to. 872 00:34:12,934 --> 00:34:14,933 Is the charge nurse a magician? 873 00:34:14,934 --> 00:34:17,475 Because that's the only way this lady is coming back alive. 874 00:34:17,476 --> 00:34:18,476 With magic! 875 00:34:19,060 --> 00:34:20,184 Waste of time. 876 00:34:20,185 --> 00:34:21,850 Even the newbie knew she was dead. 877 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,892 - [laughs] - No offense. 878 00:34:23,893 --> 00:34:25,018 I am offended. 879 00:34:25,767 --> 00:34:27,434 [Mike] Hey, County. Medic 42. 880 00:34:28,267 --> 00:34:30,142 [dispatch] Medic 42, this is County. Go ahead. 881 00:34:30,893 --> 00:34:32,767 [Mike] County, we need a coroner. 882 00:34:32,768 --> 00:34:34,100 We have a DOA on the scene 883 00:34:34,101 --> 00:34:36,309 and, uh, we're standing by for paperwork. 884 00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:38,393 [dispatch] Copy, 42. Contacting coroner. 885 00:34:39,559 --> 00:34:41,808 What do you mean, coroner? What's going on here? 886 00:34:41,809 --> 00:34:44,516 Your patient is assuming room temperature, 887 00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:45,850 I declared her dead, 888 00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:47,976 the coroner is coming, and we are going to leave. 889 00:34:48,851 --> 00:34:49,934 How do you know she's dead? 890 00:34:49,935 --> 00:34:51,310 What are her vitals? 891 00:34:52,352 --> 00:34:53,768 [scoffs] You wanna know her vitals? 892 00:34:54,352 --> 00:34:56,559 Well, if you must know, zero pulse, 893 00:34:57,310 --> 00:34:59,433 zero over zero blood pressure, 894 00:34:59,434 --> 00:35:00,975 zero respirations. 895 00:35:00,976 --> 00:35:04,018 Like all... zeroes. 896 00:35:05,392 --> 00:35:07,309 Would you like to know her blood sugar? 897 00:35:07,310 --> 00:35:10,017 She was just fine when I checked on her a few minutes ago. 898 00:35:10,018 --> 00:35:12,768 A few... minutes ago? Really? 899 00:35:13,726 --> 00:35:14,935 Shake her hand. 900 00:35:15,768 --> 00:35:17,143 Go over and shake her hand. 901 00:35:17,726 --> 00:35:19,225 - [huffs] - [Randy] Do it. 902 00:35:19,226 --> 00:35:21,226 - I'm good. - [Randy] Mike? 903 00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:29,601 [bed squeaks, creaks] 904 00:35:30,684 --> 00:35:31,809 - Look. - [creaks] 905 00:35:32,392 --> 00:35:33,268 Look! 906 00:35:34,559 --> 00:35:36,476 "Hi. I'm dead." 907 00:35:37,517 --> 00:35:39,185 Goddamn, she cold. 908 00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:41,558 You know why she's fuckin' cold? 909 00:35:41,559 --> 00:35:43,059 Because this is rigor. 910 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,767 'Cause she's dead. 911 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:47,309 This type of stiffness don't take a few minutes. 912 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:50,850 We talkin' five or six hours. 913 00:35:50,851 --> 00:35:52,934 Huh? You can iron your clothes on her, 914 00:35:52,935 --> 00:35:54,017 that's how stiff she is! 915 00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:55,391 Stiff as a board! 916 00:35:55,392 --> 00:35:56,976 Can I be honest wit' you? 917 00:35:58,018 --> 00:36:00,060 You're probably the worst nurse 918 00:36:00,935 --> 00:36:02,683 I've ever fuckin' met. 919 00:36:02,684 --> 00:36:04,892 This is totally unacceptable. 920 00:36:04,893 --> 00:36:06,226 I'm calling your supervisor. 921 00:36:06,227 --> 00:36:07,850 Oh. [laughs] Please do. 922 00:36:07,851 --> 00:36:09,683 That would be hysterical. 923 00:36:09,684 --> 00:36:13,059 In the meantime, I suggest you get Mrs. Pustelli on ice. 924 00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:15,934 She's starting to add to the lovely aroma around here. 925 00:36:15,935 --> 00:36:17,517 [Mike] I smell dead people. 926 00:36:17,518 --> 00:36:19,433 [wheel lift whirring] 927 00:36:19,434 --> 00:36:21,060 [cell phone ringing] 928 00:36:23,935 --> 00:36:25,683 - Hello! - [Shanice] Randy, 929 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,391 who is this nursing home lady 930 00:36:27,392 --> 00:36:28,850 screaming at me on the other line? 931 00:36:28,851 --> 00:36:30,391 Look, these people are idiots, okay? 932 00:36:30,392 --> 00:36:32,642 They had a patient of theirs that was dead for hours. 933 00:36:32,643 --> 00:36:35,517 [Shanice] Randy, you have got to learn to manage these people 934 00:36:35,518 --> 00:36:37,142 and stop acting like an asshole to everybody. 935 00:36:37,143 --> 00:36:39,350 Now I gotta deal with this mess. 936 00:36:39,351 --> 00:36:41,059 What do-- It's my last day, Shanice. 937 00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:42,934 It's not my last day, and if you finish your shift 938 00:36:42,935 --> 00:36:44,226 we'll see if it's your last. 939 00:36:44,227 --> 00:36:46,433 [scoffs] Really? Oh, no. This is definitely my-- 940 00:36:46,434 --> 00:36:47,518 I said what I said. 941 00:36:49,601 --> 00:36:50,768 Fuck. 942 00:36:50,893 --> 00:36:52,934 So, Carol, if you were assessing that patient, 943 00:36:52,935 --> 00:36:54,559 would you classify them as alive? 944 00:36:55,684 --> 00:36:57,517 I see. No, no, no. No, you're right. 945 00:36:57,518 --> 00:36:59,226 I don't have a nursing degree. 946 00:36:59,227 --> 00:37:00,683 I was trained as a paramedic. 947 00:37:00,684 --> 00:37:03,017 Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you something, Carol, 948 00:37:03,018 --> 00:37:04,892 since you deal in elder care. 949 00:37:04,893 --> 00:37:07,558 My grandmother died 12 years ago at the age of 99 950 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,433 and we buried her next to my grandfather 951 00:37:09,434 --> 00:37:11,642 at that cemetery out by the airport. Know the one? 952 00:37:11,643 --> 00:37:13,475 Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you this. 953 00:37:13,476 --> 00:37:15,767 If you and I were to go out there together right now 954 00:37:15,768 --> 00:37:17,142 and dig up my grandmother's corpse, 955 00:37:17,143 --> 00:37:18,767 do you think you could revive her? 956 00:37:18,768 --> 00:37:20,350 Because that makes about as much sense 957 00:37:20,351 --> 00:37:22,226 as what you're saying to me right now. 958 00:37:22,227 --> 00:37:24,850 Your patient was dead, bitch. 959 00:37:24,851 --> 00:37:26,767 Mm-hmm. And your people didn't realize it 960 00:37:26,768 --> 00:37:28,391 for five or six hours. 961 00:37:28,392 --> 00:37:30,226 That is called negligence. 962 00:37:30,227 --> 00:37:31,892 But you thought you'd just call 911 963 00:37:31,893 --> 00:37:33,600 and cover your asses, is that it? 964 00:37:33,601 --> 00:37:36,934 Ah. Well, how 'bout you and I call your administrator 965 00:37:36,935 --> 00:37:38,892 and go over this incident point by point 966 00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:41,142 and see which one of us still has a goddamn job 967 00:37:41,143 --> 00:37:42,476 by the end of the day? 968 00:37:43,643 --> 00:37:46,391 Oh! You're suddenly okay? 969 00:37:46,392 --> 00:37:48,600 We're clear now, Carol? 970 00:37:48,601 --> 00:37:50,101 Great. Well, if you have any more problems, 971 00:37:50,102 --> 00:37:51,892 my name is Shanice, you call me immediately. 972 00:37:51,893 --> 00:37:53,517 You got that? 973 00:37:53,518 --> 00:37:54,809 Damn right. 974 00:37:54,810 --> 00:37:56,976 [airplane engine roaring] 975 00:38:00,559 --> 00:38:02,683 Oh my God, I am so hungry. 976 00:38:02,684 --> 00:38:04,433 Mike, find a taco truck or something. 977 00:38:04,434 --> 00:38:06,725 My stomach is eating itself. 978 00:38:06,726 --> 00:38:08,184 I got you. That's all you have to say. 979 00:38:08,185 --> 00:38:09,810 You didn't really quit, did you? 980 00:38:10,726 --> 00:38:11,976 Yeah. I did. 981 00:38:12,810 --> 00:38:14,184 - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. 982 00:38:14,185 --> 00:38:15,475 [scoffs] No, you did not. 983 00:38:15,476 --> 00:38:17,184 Yes, I did. 984 00:38:17,185 --> 00:38:19,350 Look, look. Let me say this, okay? 985 00:38:19,351 --> 00:38:21,809 Randy has been in this way too long, okay? 986 00:38:21,810 --> 00:38:24,475 EMS is not supposed to be working this long. 987 00:38:24,476 --> 00:38:27,142 He don't know what he's gonna do out in the real world. 988 00:38:27,143 --> 00:38:28,350 This motherfucker can't do shit. 989 00:38:28,351 --> 00:38:30,101 What are you talking about? 990 00:38:30,102 --> 00:38:31,683 I wouldn't know how to function out there? 991 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,475 Oh, but you know how to function out there. 992 00:38:33,476 --> 00:38:34,892 - You damn right I do. - Yeah. 993 00:38:34,893 --> 00:38:36,475 I function well out there too. 994 00:38:36,476 --> 00:38:38,183 'Cause I'm a normal fuckin' person. 995 00:38:38,184 --> 00:38:40,266 I go home, I take a shit, 996 00:38:40,267 --> 00:38:42,308 then I take a shower and I put on my clothes 997 00:38:42,309 --> 00:38:44,017 and I pick up my lady, we go to dinner, 998 00:38:44,018 --> 00:38:45,683 then we come back home and we fuck. 999 00:38:45,684 --> 00:38:48,975 Okay? That is called being a part of society. 1000 00:38:48,976 --> 00:38:50,392 You, on the other hand, 1001 00:38:50,393 --> 00:38:52,600 would not survive one day in the real world. 1002 00:38:52,601 --> 00:38:54,934 'Cause he ain't did shit. Don't do nothin' besides this. 1003 00:38:54,935 --> 00:38:56,601 When the last time you been on a date? 1004 00:38:57,018 --> 00:39:00,642 Hmm? When was the last time you washed your fuckin' sheets? 1005 00:39:00,643 --> 00:39:02,476 - [laughs] - Oh... 1006 00:39:05,102 --> 00:39:07,475 Well, where are you gonna work? 1007 00:39:07,476 --> 00:39:09,517 I'm working in an insurance company. 1008 00:39:09,518 --> 00:39:11,517 - [Mike] What?! [laughs] - What? 1009 00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,017 - Are you... - What? 1010 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,934 You gon' work in insurance. Please. 1011 00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,725 Man, you can't even work at fuckin' Subway. 1012 00:39:16,726 --> 00:39:19,308 I could w-- I could too work at Subway. 1013 00:39:19,309 --> 00:39:21,350 You gotta deal with customers to work at Subway. 1014 00:39:21,351 --> 00:39:22,892 Yeah. I could deal with customers. 1015 00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:24,684 You could? Let's pretend I'm a customer. 1016 00:39:24,685 --> 00:39:26,101 - Okay. - Okay. You ready? 1017 00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:27,558 - Yeah. - I walk in. Ding! 1018 00:39:27,559 --> 00:39:29,141 The little bell go off. I'm in there. 1019 00:39:29,142 --> 00:39:31,101 Oh, hello, sir. Are you having a nice day? 1020 00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,266 I'm having a great day. 1021 00:39:32,267 --> 00:39:33,558 I would like a sandwich for lunch. 1022 00:39:33,559 --> 00:39:35,017 - Okay. - You really supposed to-- 1023 00:39:35,018 --> 00:39:36,684 Would you like a six-inch or a footlong? 1024 00:39:36,685 --> 00:39:39,475 Okay. I want a six-inch vegetarian sub, okay? 1025 00:39:39,476 --> 00:39:41,601 - On wheat with chicken. - Mm-hmm. 1026 00:39:42,935 --> 00:39:45,183 - [Jessica] Hmm. - Okay. 1027 00:39:45,184 --> 00:39:47,892 Uh... that-that doesn't make it 1028 00:39:47,893 --> 00:39:49,558 a vegetarian sub if you add chicken. 1029 00:39:49,559 --> 00:39:52,101 No. I would like, like I said, 1030 00:39:52,102 --> 00:39:55,433 a six-inch vegetarian sub on wheat with chicken. 1031 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:57,225 I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that 1032 00:39:57,226 --> 00:39:58,642 'cause that's not a vegetarian sub. 1033 00:39:58,643 --> 00:40:00,308 Motherfucker, it is. 1034 00:40:00,309 --> 00:40:02,517 - I'm the customer. - If you have chicken on it... 1035 00:40:02,518 --> 00:40:04,350 See? That's exactly why you couldn't work there. 1036 00:40:04,351 --> 00:40:06,308 - But it's not vegetarian! - It is vegetarian! 1037 00:40:06,309 --> 00:40:09,308 There are rules here, sir. There are rules. 1038 00:40:09,309 --> 00:40:11,559 I can order whatever the fuck I want. Alright? 1039 00:40:11,977 --> 00:40:13,725 I want a orange Fanta 1040 00:40:13,726 --> 00:40:15,059 with grape juice in it. 1041 00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:16,725 You can serve your own drink, sir. 1042 00:40:16,726 --> 00:40:18,725 Here's your cup. Go to the drink station. 1043 00:40:18,726 --> 00:40:20,350 What type of racist shit is that?! 1044 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:21,517 [laughs] 1045 00:40:21,518 --> 00:40:22,934 Fuck that. I'm calling corporate. 1046 00:40:22,935 --> 00:40:24,850 Beep-beep-boop-beep-beep. Corporate. 1047 00:40:24,851 --> 00:40:28,350 Hey! This dude named Randy that work at the Subway 1048 00:40:28,351 --> 00:40:30,059 is a asshole, okay? 1049 00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:33,018 He tried to make me make my own fuckin' drink! 1050 00:40:34,226 --> 00:40:35,558 Also this is a Black man calling, 1051 00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:36,809 so you know what that's about! 1052 00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:38,268 Bye! Fired! 1053 00:40:39,101 --> 00:40:40,850 - Shit. - Alright. Alright. 1054 00:40:40,851 --> 00:40:43,141 Well, you know what? I'm not working at Subway, 1055 00:40:43,142 --> 00:40:44,684 so... win-win. 1056 00:40:44,685 --> 00:40:46,018 [dispatch] Medic 42. 1057 00:40:46,726 --> 00:40:48,600 No. Come on! 1058 00:40:48,601 --> 00:40:50,850 Not now. Don't take it. No. No. No, Mike. Please. 1059 00:40:50,851 --> 00:40:52,684 Come on, man. It's our job. 1060 00:40:52,685 --> 00:40:54,183 - 42 is here. Go ahead. - Oh, God. 1061 00:40:54,184 --> 00:40:56,058 [dispatch] Medic 42, emergency traffic. 1062 00:40:56,059 --> 00:40:58,017 Respond emergent in 33 Cooper Court. 1063 00:40:58,018 --> 00:41:01,642 Oh man, I hope this patient is dead so I can eat... 1064 00:41:01,643 --> 00:41:03,767 [groans] ...a taco. 1065 00:41:03,768 --> 00:41:06,268 [dramatic music playing] 1066 00:41:07,101 --> 00:41:09,810 {\an8}[timer clicking] 1067 00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:19,393 [Mike] Oh, this is gonna be fucked up. 1068 00:41:20,351 --> 00:41:21,685 [Taggert laughs] 1069 00:41:24,476 --> 00:41:26,141 [Mike] Hey. Hey. Sir? 1070 00:41:26,142 --> 00:41:28,850 S-Sir, excuse me. We just-- We just wanna take a look at-- 1071 00:41:28,851 --> 00:41:30,226 - Yeah. Hey. - [Jessica gasps] 1072 00:41:31,268 --> 00:41:34,141 - [man] What? - [Randy] Hey, sir, uh... 1073 00:41:34,142 --> 00:41:36,976 Why don't you get on the ground so we can help you out, okay? 1074 00:41:36,977 --> 00:41:39,016 - Here, come here. - Should I take my helmet off? 1075 00:41:39,017 --> 00:41:40,392 [all, emphatically] No! 1076 00:41:40,393 --> 00:41:41,433 - No. - No. 1077 00:41:41,434 --> 00:41:43,183 Real s-- No! Okay. 1078 00:41:43,184 --> 00:41:44,268 Goddamnit. 1079 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,016 {\an8}- [man] Better... - [Jessica] Oh. 1080 00:41:48,017 --> 00:41:50,350 {\an8}You've had a little too much to drink this afternoon? 1081 00:41:50,351 --> 00:41:52,183 {\an8}- Just a little. - [Mike] Be right back. 1082 00:41:52,184 --> 00:41:53,434 {\an8}I'ma get the rest of the equipment. 1083 00:41:54,226 --> 00:41:56,058 {\an8}Hold C-spine, please, madame. 1084 00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,934 {\an8}- Yep. - Thank you. 1085 00:41:57,935 --> 00:41:59,433 {\an8}Hello there. My name's Randy. 1086 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,433 {\an8}We're gonna be taking you to the hospital today. 1087 00:42:01,434 --> 00:42:04,392 {\an8}- What's your name? - Uh, my name's Matt. 1088 00:42:04,393 --> 00:42:05,725 {\an8}Or Matthew. 1089 00:42:05,726 --> 00:42:06,852 {\an8}Okay, Matthew. 1090 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,392 {\an8}I'm, uh... just wondering if you-- 1091 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:11,475 {\an8}Know what? Maybe call me Matt, actually. 1092 00:42:11,476 --> 00:42:13,684 {\an8}- That feels more like... - Okay, Matt. 1093 00:42:13,685 --> 00:42:16,433 {\an8}Matt it is. Any other pain anywhere? Hmm? 1094 00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:18,642 {\an8}[Matt] Eh, just like... a little headache, 1095 00:42:18,643 --> 00:42:20,351 {\an8}but I don't think it's a big deal, doc. 1096 00:42:21,059 --> 00:42:23,100 {\an8}Uh, not a doc. Paramedic. 1097 00:42:23,101 --> 00:42:24,892 {\an8}Can you tell us a bit about what happened? 1098 00:42:24,893 --> 00:42:25,975 {\an8}[tires skidding] 1099 00:42:25,976 --> 00:42:27,267 {\an8}[Matt] Uh, yeah. 1100 00:42:27,268 --> 00:42:28,600 {\an8}- [car door opens] - I crashed my bike-- 1101 00:42:28,601 --> 00:42:29,934 {\an8}- Oh, hey! - Okay! 1102 00:42:29,935 --> 00:42:32,142 - We wanna hold you real still. - [Matt] Sorry. 1103 00:42:32,143 --> 00:42:33,393 [Randy] Real still. 1104 00:42:35,351 --> 00:42:38,308 {\an8}I don't have to go to the haps-- hospital, do I? 1105 00:42:38,309 --> 00:42:39,517 {\an8}'Cause I don't have insurance. 1106 00:42:39,518 --> 00:42:41,225 {\an8}Matt, don't worry about that. 1107 00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:44,058 {\an8}They're just gonna send you a soul-crushing bill later on. 1108 00:42:44,059 --> 00:42:46,433 Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm a nurse! 1109 00:42:46,434 --> 00:42:48,351 Excuse me. I'm a nurse. 1110 00:42:49,351 --> 00:42:51,475 I saw the ambulance and figured you'd need help. 1111 00:42:51,476 --> 00:42:52,851 Let's get this helmet off. 1112 00:42:52,852 --> 00:42:54,016 You don't have to do that. 1113 00:42:54,017 --> 00:42:56,308 Lady, I don't wanna be mean to you 1114 00:42:56,309 --> 00:42:58,225 'cause you remind me of my auntie, 1115 00:42:58,226 --> 00:42:59,475 but leave us the fuck alone. 1116 00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:01,475 Is this like a turf war over me? 1117 00:43:01,476 --> 00:43:03,101 Right. I need you to bandage his eyes. 1118 00:43:03,643 --> 00:43:05,017 [Matt] What's wrong with my eyes? 1119 00:43:09,435 --> 00:43:11,434 Eyes. Both. Both eyes. 1120 00:43:11,435 --> 00:43:13,350 Why? The other eye's fine. 1121 00:43:13,351 --> 00:43:15,475 Not a democracy. 1122 00:43:15,476 --> 00:43:17,642 - Both eyes. - That doesn't make any sense. 1123 00:43:17,643 --> 00:43:20,726 - Why would I do that? - [forcefully] Both eyes. 1124 00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:25,309 [bandage rips] 1125 00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:28,142 Hey, do you guys know what you're doing? 1126 00:43:28,143 --> 00:43:30,475 Because, like, it sounds like you don't agree. 1127 00:43:30,476 --> 00:43:32,684 Oh, we know exactly what we're doing. 1128 00:43:32,685 --> 00:43:34,350 Let him see out of his good eye. 1129 00:43:34,351 --> 00:43:38,016 Taggert! Escort this lady out of my presence immediately. 1130 00:43:38,017 --> 00:43:39,101 What? 1131 00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:41,475 - Come with me, ma'am. Let's go. - Out. 1132 00:43:41,476 --> 00:43:42,933 I'm not leaving my patient. 1133 00:43:42,934 --> 00:43:44,891 - Mm-hmm. - No. This is my patient! 1134 00:43:44,892 --> 00:43:45,891 Mine! 1135 00:43:45,892 --> 00:43:48,059 [dramatic music playing] 1136 00:43:49,892 --> 00:43:51,308 [Jessica] Sorry. I'm trying to understand. 1137 00:43:51,309 --> 00:43:52,600 Did you have me wrap both eyes 1138 00:43:52,601 --> 00:43:54,183 because you didn't want him to panic? 1139 00:43:54,184 --> 00:43:56,058 What did I say? Not in front of the patient. 1140 00:43:56,059 --> 00:43:58,058 - I-I don't understand. - Not in front of the patient! 1141 00:43:58,059 --> 00:44:00,392 - I'm trying to understand. - Dictator, remember? Dictator! 1142 00:44:00,393 --> 00:44:01,891 Yeah, dic-something. 1143 00:44:01,892 --> 00:44:03,727 [Matt] I can hear you guys. 1144 00:44:04,143 --> 00:44:07,142 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Matt, or Matty. 1145 00:44:07,143 --> 00:44:09,100 - 42-year-old male. - [Matt] Matthew. 1146 00:44:09,101 --> 00:44:11,142 Conscious but not alert. ETOH on board. 1147 00:44:11,143 --> 00:44:12,726 Penetrating injury to his right eye. 1148 00:44:12,727 --> 00:44:15,517 As far as we can tell, no neuro involvement. 1149 00:44:15,518 --> 00:44:18,933 Vitals are stable. No SOB or other injuries detected. 1150 00:44:18,934 --> 00:44:20,727 Wow. That wasn't interesting at all. 1151 00:44:21,143 --> 00:44:23,058 'Cause to me, what I'm seeing here 1152 00:44:23,059 --> 00:44:24,934 is a stick in the eye! 1153 00:44:26,810 --> 00:44:27,727 What? 1154 00:44:28,309 --> 00:44:30,309 I'm sorry, sir. Your eye, it's, um... 1155 00:44:31,309 --> 00:44:32,226 jelly. 1156 00:44:32,810 --> 00:44:34,100 Aw, man! 1157 00:44:34,101 --> 00:44:36,225 I can sew it up and give you an eye patch. 1158 00:44:36,226 --> 00:44:38,350 That's the best I can do for you, though. 1159 00:44:38,351 --> 00:44:40,601 You can thank your friends in EMS. 1160 00:44:41,476 --> 00:44:43,685 I did everything right. 1161 00:44:44,268 --> 00:44:45,810 Get out of my ER. 1162 00:44:50,435 --> 00:44:51,601 [Randy sighs] 1163 00:44:53,809 --> 00:44:55,309 That guy's a dick. 1164 00:44:56,059 --> 00:44:57,891 - [sneezes loudly] - [Jessica] No, no, no. 1165 00:44:57,892 --> 00:44:59,267 No, no. Why both eyes? 1166 00:44:59,268 --> 00:45:00,891 - It is a reasonable question. - Listen. 1167 00:45:00,892 --> 00:45:02,267 Our patient is scared and confused 1168 00:45:02,268 --> 00:45:04,267 and he needs to know we know what the fuck we're doing. 1169 00:45:04,268 --> 00:45:05,767 So stop asking questions in front of him 1170 00:45:05,768 --> 00:45:06,975 like a fucking five-year-old. 1171 00:45:06,976 --> 00:45:08,600 Know what? I came here to learn from you 1172 00:45:08,601 --> 00:45:10,434 because I thought you had something to teach me. 1173 00:45:10,435 --> 00:45:11,684 Instead, you give me bullshit 1174 00:45:11,685 --> 00:45:12,933 about how saving lives doesn't matter 1175 00:45:12,934 --> 00:45:14,142 because you're dead inside. 1176 00:45:14,143 --> 00:45:16,017 You're everything I don't want to be. Everything. 1177 00:45:16,018 --> 00:45:18,225 - Shh! Shh! - Top to bottom. What kind of-- 1178 00:45:18,226 --> 00:45:20,350 Boo-hoo. Are you jaded? Are you Mr. Tough Guy? 1179 00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,142 - What's behind the eyes? - The brain. 1180 00:45:22,143 --> 00:45:24,642 Right. And do we want that stick moving, carving up the brain? 1181 00:45:24,643 --> 00:45:26,392 - No, we don't. - No. We do not. Right? 1182 00:45:26,393 --> 00:45:28,100 - How many eyes do we have? - Oh, come on. 1183 00:45:28,101 --> 00:45:30,642 - How many eyes do we have?! - Two! We have two. 1184 00:45:30,643 --> 00:45:32,018 Do they work independently? 1185 00:45:33,892 --> 00:45:35,350 [sighs] Oh, shit. 1186 00:45:35,351 --> 00:45:36,601 Yeah. 1187 00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:38,601 Where one eye moves... 1188 00:45:40,059 --> 00:45:41,059 the other one follows. 1189 00:45:41,934 --> 00:45:43,309 They move in tandem. 1190 00:45:43,310 --> 00:45:44,766 How far is that stick back there? 1191 00:45:44,767 --> 00:45:46,434 We don't know. Is it digging up the brain? 1192 00:45:46,435 --> 00:45:47,850 We don't know. 1193 00:45:47,851 --> 00:45:50,726 Our job is to stop the trauma 1194 00:45:50,727 --> 00:45:53,310 and get him into the ER as soon as possible. 1195 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,184 [Randy sighs] 1196 00:45:58,976 --> 00:46:00,059 Listen. 1197 00:46:01,268 --> 00:46:02,808 The problem at an accident scene 1198 00:46:02,809 --> 00:46:04,975 is everyone is so amped up and full of adrenaline 1199 00:46:04,976 --> 00:46:06,309 they get tunnel vision. 1200 00:46:06,310 --> 00:46:08,684 They're just looking at the one problem. 1201 00:46:08,685 --> 00:46:10,643 They're not seeing the big picture. 1202 00:46:11,767 --> 00:46:14,601 Our job, while everyone else is freaking out, 1203 00:46:14,602 --> 00:46:17,517 is to take a deep breath, step back, 1204 00:46:17,518 --> 00:46:19,268 and see the whole thing. 1205 00:46:23,767 --> 00:46:24,809 You're right. 1206 00:46:25,518 --> 00:46:27,476 - Sorry? - You're right. 1207 00:46:29,643 --> 00:46:31,392 I didn't think about that. Thank you. 1208 00:46:31,393 --> 00:46:32,435 Uh... 1209 00:46:33,518 --> 00:46:35,058 Okay. Uh... 1210 00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:37,350 and I shouldn't have questioned you in front of a patient. 1211 00:46:37,351 --> 00:46:38,933 I'm sorry. 1212 00:46:38,934 --> 00:46:40,226 It won't happen again. 1213 00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:46,726 Are we good? 1214 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:53,851 Yeah. Yeah, we're good. 1215 00:46:56,226 --> 00:46:57,268 [quietly] Well... 1216 00:46:58,226 --> 00:47:00,809 [chatter in ER] 1217 00:47:04,435 --> 00:47:06,475 - [Randy pants] - [Jessica sighs] 1218 00:47:06,476 --> 00:47:08,392 [Randy] Let's get a burger before I drop dead. 1219 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:10,267 Did you put that dipshit in his place? 1220 00:47:10,268 --> 00:47:11,351 No. 1221 00:47:12,518 --> 00:47:14,350 Because he was right and I was wrong. 1222 00:47:14,351 --> 00:47:18,018 Okay, look. Randy can be an asshole sometimes, you know? 1223 00:47:19,476 --> 00:47:22,017 Okay, yes, he's a asshole all the damn time. 1224 00:47:22,018 --> 00:47:24,975 But there's nobody else I would ride with other than him. 1225 00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:26,392 - [engine revving] - Jesus! 1226 00:47:26,393 --> 00:47:28,143 What the hell, man?! 1227 00:47:28,643 --> 00:47:29,975 - What are you-- - He's falling apart. 1228 00:47:29,976 --> 00:47:31,350 Pedestrians have the right of way! 1229 00:47:31,351 --> 00:47:32,725 You almost killed me, dude! 1230 00:47:32,726 --> 00:47:34,142 We all end up like that? 1231 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:36,100 - Calling yourself a paramedic! - A broken mess? 1232 00:47:36,101 --> 00:47:37,435 Get out! 1233 00:47:38,642 --> 00:47:39,893 Hey. Hey. Hey. 1234 00:47:40,976 --> 00:47:42,893 Can we go? Please? I'm hungry. 1235 00:47:43,642 --> 00:47:44,601 - Okay. - Alright. 1236 00:47:44,602 --> 00:47:46,434 Let's go feed this motherfucker. 1237 00:47:46,435 --> 00:47:49,143 ["Hell's Henchman" by Jedi Mind Tricks playing] 1238 00:48:00,393 --> 00:48:03,185 - [song continues in restaurant] - [chatter] 1239 00:48:06,185 --> 00:48:08,851 [loud, audible munching] 1240 00:48:11,310 --> 00:48:12,310 Stop! 1241 00:48:12,976 --> 00:48:14,225 - Okay? - What? 1242 00:48:14,226 --> 00:48:15,559 What you're doing is fuckin' disgusting. 1243 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,225 - I'm hungry. - What you mean, you hungry? 1244 00:48:17,226 --> 00:48:18,476 Just puttin' shit in your mouth. 1245 00:48:18,477 --> 00:48:20,350 You're eatin' like a fuckin' Pac-Man. 1246 00:48:20,351 --> 00:48:22,766 You know something? I don't even wanna eat no more. 1247 00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:25,766 You just-- I done lost my appetite watchin' you eat. 1248 00:48:25,767 --> 00:48:27,434 Pretty soon, I'm starting this job, 1249 00:48:27,435 --> 00:48:29,184 I'm gonna have a real lunch hour. 1250 00:48:29,185 --> 00:48:32,434 One hour every single day. 1251 00:48:32,435 --> 00:48:33,850 I'm gonna work nine to five. 1252 00:48:33,851 --> 00:48:35,641 I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna sleep. 1253 00:48:35,642 --> 00:48:37,350 Hey. 1254 00:48:37,351 --> 00:48:39,934 Excuse me. Um, are you an ambulance driver? 1255 00:48:40,976 --> 00:48:42,641 - Paramedic. - Okay. Wait. 1256 00:48:42,642 --> 00:48:44,600 Can I just ask you one question? 1257 00:48:44,601 --> 00:48:46,850 Okay. Can I just have like ten more minutes 1258 00:48:46,851 --> 00:48:48,559 and then I'll answer whatever question you have. 1259 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:49,975 Wait, just one thing. Super quick. 1260 00:48:49,976 --> 00:48:52,601 What's the worst thing that you've ever seen? 1261 00:48:53,351 --> 00:48:55,225 [ominous music playing] 1262 00:48:55,226 --> 00:48:57,392 Why do people always ask me that? 1263 00:48:57,393 --> 00:49:00,350 I mean, I get that there's a morbid fascination, 1264 00:49:00,351 --> 00:49:03,393 but I mean, why do they ask me that? 1265 00:49:04,185 --> 00:49:06,683 What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? 1266 00:49:06,684 --> 00:49:08,225 You want to think about that right now? 1267 00:49:08,226 --> 00:49:09,309 I sure don't. 1268 00:49:09,310 --> 00:49:12,184 I have seen some terrible things. 1269 00:49:12,185 --> 00:49:15,268 I know things that you do not want to know. 1270 00:49:18,101 --> 00:49:20,976 I know what brains smell like. 1271 00:49:21,684 --> 00:49:24,309 Brains have a distinct smell. Did you know that? 1272 00:49:24,310 --> 00:49:26,517 Sometimes I smell it when I come out of the ambulance 1273 00:49:26,518 --> 00:49:29,808 and I know right then and there, better watch my step 1274 00:49:29,809 --> 00:49:33,976 or else I'll slip and fall in some poor dead soul's memories. 1275 00:49:38,768 --> 00:49:39,976 You know what's in there? 1276 00:49:40,976 --> 00:49:42,600 Dead two-year-old. 1277 00:49:42,601 --> 00:49:46,435 She got decapitated by the seat belt upon impact. 1278 00:49:46,559 --> 00:49:48,225 Wanna look in there? 1279 00:49:48,226 --> 00:49:50,392 You want that image seared into your brain 1280 00:49:50,393 --> 00:49:51,767 forever and ever? 1281 00:49:51,768 --> 00:49:53,893 Well, someone's gotta look inside. 1282 00:49:54,976 --> 00:49:57,558 Someone's gotta have that image 1283 00:49:57,559 --> 00:49:59,851 in their brain for the rest of their lives. 1284 00:50:00,934 --> 00:50:02,226 I'm that somebody. 1285 00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:05,309 That's not even the worst thing I've seen. 1286 00:50:05,310 --> 00:50:08,517 So we get a call, unknown medical, 1287 00:50:09,268 --> 00:50:11,018 neighbor's complaining about smells. 1288 00:50:11,934 --> 00:50:13,434 Go into the apartment, meet the woman, 1289 00:50:13,435 --> 00:50:15,142 she seems totally normal, 1290 00:50:15,143 --> 00:50:18,516 but apparently she's suffering from postpartum depression. 1291 00:50:18,517 --> 00:50:20,352 So I ask her, "Where's the baby?" 1292 00:50:21,226 --> 00:50:22,393 "Where is the baby?" 1293 00:50:22,934 --> 00:50:25,975 Sure enough, there it is, in the microwave. 1294 00:50:25,976 --> 00:50:28,641 - Stop. - And its face... 1295 00:50:28,642 --> 00:50:30,600 was like melted cheese. 1296 00:50:30,601 --> 00:50:32,850 Oh my God. 1297 00:50:32,851 --> 00:50:35,392 That is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. 1298 00:50:35,393 --> 00:50:38,892 I know! I ordered it medium rare! 1299 00:50:38,893 --> 00:50:41,184 [both laugh hysterically] 1300 00:50:41,185 --> 00:50:42,184 Ah, come on! 1301 00:50:42,185 --> 00:50:43,684 - What the fuck? - Come on! 1302 00:50:45,934 --> 00:50:47,516 Hey, come on. Don't be like that. 1303 00:50:47,517 --> 00:50:48,933 You wanted to know. 1304 00:50:48,934 --> 00:50:50,934 You don't want your chicken sandwich? 1305 00:50:51,893 --> 00:50:54,850 You gonna finish that? [laughing] 1306 00:50:54,851 --> 00:50:57,684 Okay, so, there wasn't actually a baby in the microwave. 1307 00:51:01,768 --> 00:51:03,516 [slurps, swallows] 1308 00:51:03,517 --> 00:51:06,975 [laughs] See, that's what it is. You still new to all this. 1309 00:51:06,976 --> 00:51:08,892 And you ain't seen shit yet. 1310 00:51:08,893 --> 00:51:10,975 Like, nothing. Not at all. 1311 00:51:10,976 --> 00:51:12,725 You still got all that resilience in you. 1312 00:51:12,726 --> 00:51:15,642 You got the emotional reserves in the bank. 1313 00:51:15,643 --> 00:51:17,142 You got all that in there. 1314 00:51:17,143 --> 00:51:18,225 And when bad shit happen, 1315 00:51:18,226 --> 00:51:20,185 you still got that cushion inside. 1316 00:51:21,185 --> 00:51:23,309 Yeah, but when you been doin' this long enough... 1317 00:51:23,310 --> 00:51:25,433 [indistinct radio chatter] 1318 00:51:25,434 --> 00:51:27,185 ...you run out of those reserves. 1319 00:51:28,185 --> 00:51:30,142 Yeah, but you keep doing it. 1320 00:51:30,143 --> 00:51:32,100 Aw, hell no. 1321 00:51:32,101 --> 00:51:34,101 Shit, I'm goin' to law school in six months. 1322 00:51:35,226 --> 00:51:36,601 - What? - Yeah. 1323 00:51:37,643 --> 00:51:38,809 Why law school? 1324 00:51:39,976 --> 00:51:41,808 You know who gets fucked over more 1325 00:51:41,809 --> 00:51:43,851 than anybody in this country? 1326 00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:46,517 Hardworking people. 1327 00:51:48,101 --> 00:51:49,893 Hardworking people. 1328 00:51:50,809 --> 00:51:52,268 Perfect example: My mom. 1329 00:51:54,434 --> 00:51:57,476 She, uh, passed two years ago of-of cancer. 1330 00:52:00,060 --> 00:52:02,392 And two years before that, she went to the hospital 1331 00:52:02,851 --> 00:52:04,892 'cause she knew something was wrong. 1332 00:52:04,893 --> 00:52:06,851 You know, and they checked her out. 1333 00:52:07,726 --> 00:52:09,227 Her insurance covered that. 1334 00:52:10,559 --> 00:52:12,976 They diagnosed her, and her insurance covered that. 1335 00:52:15,143 --> 00:52:19,060 But when it came to actually helping her... 1336 00:52:20,517 --> 00:52:23,017 they told her she didn't have the right policy. 1337 00:52:23,018 --> 00:52:25,516 She did her best. She was calling the insurance company 1338 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:28,392 and... arguing and fighting and... 1339 00:52:30,351 --> 00:52:32,601 But as she was doing that, the cancer spread. 1340 00:52:36,893 --> 00:52:38,060 And she died. 1341 00:52:40,601 --> 00:52:42,184 Wasn't even about the doctors at that point. 1342 00:52:42,185 --> 00:52:43,684 She needed a lawyer. 1343 00:52:45,310 --> 00:52:47,893 Look, I wanna help people. That's why I became EMS. 1344 00:52:49,476 --> 00:52:51,518 You know? I want to make a difference. 1345 00:52:54,185 --> 00:52:56,227 And I don't feel like that's what we doin', man. 1346 00:53:00,476 --> 00:53:01,643 Also, I... 1347 00:53:02,684 --> 00:53:04,892 would love to not make minimum wage anymore. 1348 00:53:04,893 --> 00:53:07,100 - [laughs] - I'm broke as fuck. 1349 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:09,392 I'm taking all this shit home and warm it up later. 1350 00:53:10,143 --> 00:53:11,434 I don't have a goddamn thing. 1351 00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:13,934 [engine starts, revs] 1352 00:53:13,935 --> 00:53:16,643 [mellow, dramatic music playing] 1353 00:53:25,351 --> 00:53:28,309 [car horns honking] 1354 00:53:30,810 --> 00:53:32,100 {\an8}[timer clicking] 1355 00:53:32,101 --> 00:53:33,934 {\an8}[Mike] Well, you know, it's nighttime now, 1356 00:53:33,935 --> 00:53:36,851 {\an8}so it's 'bout to get really weird. 1357 00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:39,975 - Weird. - Weird how? 1358 00:53:39,976 --> 00:53:42,642 [dispatch] Medic 42, respond to A143 Orange Avenue 1359 00:53:42,643 --> 00:53:43,850 for a psychiatric patient. 1360 00:53:43,851 --> 00:53:45,768 Shit, man. It's the president. 1361 00:53:47,434 --> 00:53:50,143 [siren wailing] 1362 00:53:51,227 --> 00:53:54,226 [roars] I'm the president of the United States! 1363 00:53:54,227 --> 00:53:56,226 Ah! Shit! He hit me in my nuts! 1364 00:53:56,227 --> 00:53:58,308 Mike! Help! Mike! 1365 00:53:58,309 --> 00:54:00,433 Get your hands off my friend, motherfucker! 1366 00:54:00,434 --> 00:54:02,059 - [Randy] Mike! - [all shouting] 1367 00:54:02,060 --> 00:54:03,643 - [grunting] - [Mike] Ah! 1368 00:54:04,143 --> 00:54:05,559 Hit him with something! 1369 00:54:07,060 --> 00:54:09,892 Not fruit! Don't hit him with fruit! 1370 00:54:09,893 --> 00:54:11,517 Call another ambulance! 1371 00:54:11,518 --> 00:54:13,683 [Mike] Charlie, we're trying to fucking help you! 1372 00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:15,684 - Stop it! - [Charlie] I'm the president! 1373 00:54:16,434 --> 00:54:18,768 I'm the president of the United States! 1374 00:54:19,518 --> 00:54:21,558 This is what happened last time. [screams] 1375 00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:24,934 So that is why we gotta get him in the ambulance peacefully 1376 00:54:24,935 --> 00:54:27,226 or he will kick the living shit out of us. 1377 00:54:27,227 --> 00:54:29,850 He sounds like he needs to be in a psychiatric facility. 1378 00:54:29,851 --> 00:54:32,600 No, no, no, no, no. Look, he's a sweetheart, man. 1379 00:54:32,601 --> 00:54:34,476 He don't mean any harm, you know? 1380 00:54:35,768 --> 00:54:37,350 That's usually when he's on his meds. 1381 00:54:37,351 --> 00:54:40,308 Now, if he's off his meds, it's a different story. 1382 00:54:40,309 --> 00:54:41,517 Plus it's the end of the month. 1383 00:54:41,518 --> 00:54:43,351 What happens at the end of the month? 1384 00:54:44,102 --> 00:54:46,767 Look, the system give him 20 pills a month, right? 1385 00:54:46,768 --> 00:54:48,309 But there's 30 days in a month. 1386 00:54:49,267 --> 00:54:51,517 What do you think Charlie do with those other ten days? 1387 00:54:51,518 --> 00:54:53,185 - [sighs] - Loses his shit. 1388 00:54:53,935 --> 00:54:55,892 Sometimes he makes it to the end of the month, 1389 00:54:55,893 --> 00:54:57,184 sometimes he don't. 1390 00:54:57,185 --> 00:54:58,476 Right now look like he didn't. 1391 00:54:59,143 --> 00:55:00,643 So we're not calling PD? 1392 00:55:02,893 --> 00:55:04,433 - No. - No. 1393 00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:07,892 Look, look, look. Charlie is a 6'6" Black man 1394 00:55:07,893 --> 00:55:09,850 with mental health issues. 1395 00:55:09,851 --> 00:55:11,308 Would you call the police? 1396 00:55:11,309 --> 00:55:14,102 - [siren chirping] - [indistinct chatter] 1397 00:55:22,102 --> 00:55:23,725 Hey, Mike, kill the lights. 1398 00:55:23,726 --> 00:55:26,017 We don't wanna set him off any more than he already is. 1399 00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:27,684 [shatters loudly] 1400 00:55:28,935 --> 00:55:31,976 I'm the president of the United States! 1401 00:55:34,476 --> 00:55:35,643 [door slams] 1402 00:55:36,851 --> 00:55:38,642 I hate the end of the month. 1403 00:55:38,643 --> 00:55:40,976 - [loud banging] - [Charlie grunts] 1404 00:55:42,434 --> 00:55:43,684 [Charlie roars] 1405 00:55:43,685 --> 00:55:45,559 - Wait, wait, wait. - [glass shattering] 1406 00:55:46,267 --> 00:55:48,517 - [Charlie grunts] - Hey. 1407 00:55:48,518 --> 00:55:51,059 - You have all your teeth? - Yeah. 1408 00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:53,266 Then you're gonna wanna stay about, oh, I don't know... 1409 00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:54,850 - Oh. - ...that far back. 1410 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:56,018 Alright. Alright. 1411 00:55:56,434 --> 00:55:57,601 Alright, look. 1412 00:55:58,018 --> 00:55:59,934 - Y'all ready? - Ready. 1413 00:55:59,935 --> 00:56:01,476 Okay, I'm 'bout to knock. 1414 00:56:03,351 --> 00:56:05,476 - [Charlie yells] - [loud clattering] 1415 00:56:07,810 --> 00:56:08,934 - [Mike] Secret Service! - [roars] 1416 00:56:08,935 --> 00:56:10,433 - [all exclaim] - Shit. 1417 00:56:10,434 --> 00:56:13,183 - [breathing heavily] - Uh, h-hey, Mr. President. 1418 00:56:13,184 --> 00:56:15,141 Look, look, um... The Secret Service, man. 1419 00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:17,351 We here to evacuate you and take you to the White House. 1420 00:56:18,851 --> 00:56:21,018 What about the first lady and the vice president? 1421 00:56:24,393 --> 00:56:26,141 We're gonna send a second chopper. 1422 00:56:26,142 --> 00:56:27,101 Mm-hmm. 1423 00:56:27,102 --> 00:56:28,642 We're not leaving anyone behind. 1424 00:56:28,643 --> 00:56:29,976 - Okay. - [Randy] Okay? 1425 00:56:29,977 --> 00:56:31,433 - Top secret. - Top secret, so lay low. 1426 00:56:31,434 --> 00:56:32,725 Come. Sir. 1427 00:56:32,726 --> 00:56:34,685 - Come on. - Please. Please. Come. Come. 1428 00:56:35,685 --> 00:56:36,601 Come on. 1429 00:56:38,184 --> 00:56:41,267 Stay low. Stay low. Watch for snipers, sir. 1430 00:56:42,601 --> 00:56:44,600 Right this way, sir. Right this way. 1431 00:56:44,601 --> 00:56:46,810 - Here we go. - No. 1432 00:56:47,851 --> 00:56:49,642 - No. - [Mike] It's the chopper. 1433 00:56:49,643 --> 00:56:51,558 Hey, show him that it's the chopper. Like... 1434 00:56:51,559 --> 00:56:53,517 The chopper's right here, sir. 1435 00:56:53,518 --> 00:56:56,267 [imitates helicopter blades whirring] 1436 00:56:56,268 --> 00:56:59,517 Right this way. [continues imitation] 1437 00:56:59,518 --> 00:57:01,934 Come on, man. You got this. Come on. It's good. 1438 00:57:01,935 --> 00:57:03,684 Alright, we got Mr. President with us. 1439 00:57:03,685 --> 00:57:05,893 - Come on, sir. - [police siren chirps] 1440 00:57:09,977 --> 00:57:11,100 [sighs] Shit. 1441 00:57:11,101 --> 00:57:12,934 - Hey. Hey. Hey. - [Randy] No. Hey. Hey. 1442 00:57:12,935 --> 00:57:14,392 Officers. Excuse me. 1443 00:57:14,393 --> 00:57:17,433 Uh, hey, we've got this totally under control, okay? 1444 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,183 This is, uh, a patient of ours. 1445 00:57:19,184 --> 00:57:20,558 He's having an episode right now. 1446 00:57:20,559 --> 00:57:22,058 - [grunts] - There's really, uh... 1447 00:57:22,059 --> 00:57:23,475 - Calm down. - No reason to panic. 1448 00:57:23,476 --> 00:57:24,475 Just relax. 1449 00:57:24,476 --> 00:57:26,517 We just came here to help. We got a call. 1450 00:57:26,518 --> 00:57:27,684 Just back up. 1451 00:57:27,685 --> 00:57:29,350 If you could please turn off your lights. 1452 00:57:29,351 --> 00:57:31,642 - We got a call... - Got a psychiatric patient. 1453 00:57:31,643 --> 00:57:33,600 The lights are gonna make him really nervous. 1454 00:57:33,601 --> 00:57:35,392 Calm down, alright? 1455 00:57:35,393 --> 00:57:37,934 - I'm the president. - I know you are. You are. 1456 00:57:37,935 --> 00:57:39,642 I'm the president of the United States. 1457 00:57:39,643 --> 00:57:41,850 - We're just here to help. - He's having an episode. 1458 00:57:41,851 --> 00:57:44,058 Just back up. Back it up! Now. 1459 00:57:44,059 --> 00:57:45,725 Listen. But you gotta chill. 1460 00:57:45,726 --> 00:57:46,976 Just relax, okay? We got you. 1461 00:57:46,977 --> 00:57:48,475 - I'm the president. - I know. 1462 00:57:48,476 --> 00:57:50,100 - But you gotta stay calm. - I'm the president! 1463 00:57:50,101 --> 00:57:51,559 - Please. - I'm the president! 1464 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,100 - Calm down! - I'm the president! 1465 00:57:53,101 --> 00:57:54,559 I'm the president of the United States! 1466 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:55,976 - Whoa! - No, no, no, no, no! 1467 00:57:55,977 --> 00:57:58,433 - [overlapping shouting] - [dogs barking] 1468 00:57:58,434 --> 00:58:00,809 - I'm the president! - Hey, chill! Chill! Chill! 1469 00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:02,141 Calm him down. 1470 00:58:02,142 --> 00:58:03,934 No. Please. You do not have to do this. 1471 00:58:03,935 --> 00:58:05,308 - Ma'am, back up. - Okay. 1472 00:58:05,309 --> 00:58:06,850 Please, you've gotta put the guns down! 1473 00:58:06,851 --> 00:58:08,600 He's not a danger! 1474 00:58:08,601 --> 00:58:10,725 - I'm the president! - Now! 1475 00:58:10,726 --> 00:58:12,058 - Now! - Come on! 1476 00:58:12,059 --> 00:58:14,809 - I'm the president! - Calm him down, or I will! 1477 00:58:14,810 --> 00:58:17,100 - I will! Okay. Okay. - Right now! Or we will. 1478 00:58:17,101 --> 00:58:18,642 - Okay, let me-- - Right now! 1479 00:58:18,643 --> 00:58:21,058 - Hey. Hey. Hey. Calm down. - [grunting breaths] 1480 00:58:21,059 --> 00:58:22,684 Look at me. Look at me. 1481 00:58:22,685 --> 00:58:25,100 Look at me. Calm-- You gotta calm down, man. 1482 00:58:25,101 --> 00:58:27,517 Please, please calm down for me. 1483 00:58:27,518 --> 00:58:29,433 - Okay? - [breathing slows] 1484 00:58:29,434 --> 00:58:32,476 [quietly] Please calm down. They don't give a fuck, man. 1485 00:58:33,685 --> 00:58:35,559 But I give a fuck, okay? 1486 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,309 Hey, hey, Mr. President. 1487 00:58:38,935 --> 00:58:40,226 Charlie. 1488 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:43,268 I see you, okay? 1489 00:58:45,017 --> 00:58:46,685 I see you and I got you. 1490 00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:50,643 But you gotta calm down, okay? 1491 00:58:51,726 --> 00:58:54,058 I don't want anything to happen to you. 1492 00:58:54,059 --> 00:58:55,893 I won't let nothin' happen to you. 1493 00:58:56,893 --> 00:58:59,183 Just calm down. Okay? 1494 00:58:59,184 --> 00:59:01,892 [breathing heavily] Okay. Okay. 1495 00:59:01,893 --> 00:59:02,810 Hey... 1496 00:59:04,768 --> 00:59:06,767 As you can see, he's calmed down, okay? 1497 00:59:06,768 --> 00:59:09,475 [breathing heavily] I'm EMS. 1498 00:59:09,476 --> 00:59:11,600 That's our ambulance right there. We got him. 1499 00:59:11,601 --> 00:59:14,059 Okay? He's just havin' an episode today. 1500 00:59:14,893 --> 00:59:16,225 Alright? 1501 00:59:16,226 --> 00:59:18,268 Just put the guns down, alright? 1502 00:59:21,184 --> 00:59:22,309 Please. 1503 00:59:25,852 --> 00:59:26,768 Okay. 1504 00:59:27,976 --> 00:59:29,226 Alright. 1505 00:59:30,726 --> 00:59:32,852 Hey. Hey! Look at me. 1506 00:59:33,976 --> 00:59:35,143 I'm proud of you, man. 1507 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,518 Thank you. 1508 00:59:41,226 --> 00:59:42,476 Thank you. 1509 00:59:43,768 --> 00:59:44,851 I'm good. 1510 00:59:44,852 --> 00:59:47,143 [gentle music playing] 1511 00:59:55,017 --> 00:59:57,393 - [Randy] This way. - Everything's fine, okay? 1512 00:59:58,309 --> 00:59:59,643 Just have a seat. 1513 01:00:00,393 --> 01:00:02,267 She's gonna belt you in, okay? 1514 01:00:02,268 --> 01:00:05,393 We can't take off until we get you belted in, okay? 1515 01:00:31,810 --> 01:00:34,101 [siren wailing] 1516 01:00:40,184 --> 01:00:42,059 I'm the president of the United States! 1517 01:00:43,309 --> 01:00:45,058 I'm the president of the United States! 1518 01:00:45,059 --> 01:00:47,016 [heartbeat pounding] 1519 01:00:47,017 --> 01:00:49,351 [grim music playing] 1520 01:00:50,518 --> 01:00:53,393 I'm the president of the United States! [grunts] 1521 01:00:53,892 --> 01:00:55,559 I can't fuckin' do the IV! 1522 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,559 - Okay, I got it. Just breathe. - I can't get it! 1523 01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,517 I'm the president of the United States! 1524 01:00:59,518 --> 01:01:01,518 [breathing heavily] 1525 01:01:02,601 --> 01:01:04,560 I'm the president of the United States! 1526 01:01:05,393 --> 01:01:08,267 Randy, can you do me a favor and maybe, um... 1527 01:01:08,268 --> 01:01:10,684 maybe keep the president calm for a little bit? 1528 01:01:10,685 --> 01:01:13,101 Yeah, I'm on it. [clears throat] 1529 01:01:14,059 --> 01:01:17,017 County ER, it's, uh, Medic 42. 1530 01:01:17,018 --> 01:01:18,643 Can I get a physician on? 1531 01:01:19,476 --> 01:01:21,267 [dispatch] Copy. Standby. 1532 01:01:21,268 --> 01:01:23,517 I need a doctor's permission to administer a sedative. 1533 01:01:23,518 --> 01:01:24,975 [doctor] This is Dr. Serano. What? 1534 01:01:24,976 --> 01:01:28,100 Uh, yeah, Dr. Serano, this is Paramedic Randy. 1535 01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:30,475 Uh, currently en route to your facility, 1536 01:01:30,476 --> 01:01:32,726 and an emergent psychiatric patient. 1537 01:01:32,727 --> 01:01:35,142 Patient was uncontrollable at scene 1538 01:01:35,143 --> 01:01:37,559 and actively fighting the restraints. 1539 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,517 Uh, blood pressure 172 over 100. 1540 01:01:39,518 --> 01:01:42,600 Seeking two milligrams of atropine for sedation. 1541 01:01:42,601 --> 01:01:44,517 - Wait. - [Dr. Serano] Atropine? 1542 01:01:44,518 --> 01:01:46,142 Yeah, for sedation. Yes. 1543 01:01:46,143 --> 01:01:47,767 [Dr. Serano] Atropine? 1544 01:01:47,768 --> 01:01:50,017 Do you mean Ativan? 1545 01:01:50,018 --> 01:01:52,768 Are you trying to kill your patient, Paramedic Randy? 1546 01:01:53,351 --> 01:01:54,685 Fuck! 1547 01:01:55,184 --> 01:01:56,684 Ativan. Yes, Ativan. 1548 01:01:56,685 --> 01:01:58,684 Two milligrams for sedation. 1549 01:01:58,685 --> 01:02:01,392 Uh, ETA ten minutes. 1550 01:02:01,393 --> 01:02:02,808 [Dr. Serano] Wonderful. 1551 01:02:02,809 --> 01:02:04,975 Try not to murder anyone on the way. 1552 01:02:04,976 --> 01:02:06,309 Fuck. 1553 01:02:06,310 --> 01:02:08,642 It had to be Serano. Fuck! 1554 01:02:08,643 --> 01:02:10,767 [music intensifies] 1555 01:02:18,601 --> 01:02:20,559 [music fades] 1556 01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:21,976 [can clatters] 1557 01:02:23,184 --> 01:02:24,350 [clears throat] 1558 01:02:24,351 --> 01:02:25,933 Shit! You scared me. 1559 01:02:25,934 --> 01:02:27,642 [sighs] Oh, please. 1560 01:02:27,643 --> 01:02:29,184 Give me a fuckin' break. 1561 01:02:29,934 --> 01:02:33,142 Hey. You know, there are three other hospitals in this area. 1562 01:02:33,143 --> 01:02:35,017 Why don't you drop your patients in one of them, huh? 1563 01:02:35,018 --> 01:02:37,142 It's a busy night. It's not up to me. 1564 01:02:37,143 --> 01:02:38,351 [chuckles sardonically] 1565 01:02:39,268 --> 01:02:42,559 You take care of what, one patient at a time? 1566 01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,934 I got 25 full beds in there, man. 1567 01:02:46,809 --> 01:02:49,059 I got a waiting room with an eight-hour wait. 1568 01:02:50,310 --> 01:02:54,184 I got emergency codes going off upstairs constantly. 1569 01:02:55,476 --> 01:02:58,766 I got an administration that won't hire enough staff, 1570 01:02:58,767 --> 01:03:02,183 and simultaneously tell me that I gotta be fuckin' nicer? 1571 01:03:02,184 --> 01:03:06,018 [chuckles] I gotta be nicer and I gotta be faster. 1572 01:03:06,476 --> 01:03:09,350 This whole building is on my shoulders, man. 1573 01:03:09,351 --> 01:03:13,184 And now, now I gotta take time to fix your mistakes. 1574 01:03:14,268 --> 01:03:15,684 Well, I got a better idea. 1575 01:03:15,685 --> 01:03:17,642 Maybe you take your bullshit patients 1576 01:03:17,643 --> 01:03:19,184 somewhere the fuck else. 1577 01:03:20,767 --> 01:03:24,017 [PA] Dr. Serano, come to emergency, please. 1578 01:03:24,018 --> 01:03:26,017 Well, you'll excuse me. 1579 01:03:26,018 --> 01:03:28,351 I gotta go back to never being done. 1580 01:03:33,726 --> 01:03:34,976 Alright, here we go. 1581 01:03:36,101 --> 01:03:37,392 - Let's go. - [Randy] Watch this. 1582 01:03:37,393 --> 01:03:39,475 - Yeah. Yeah. - Can you handle the heat? 1583 01:03:39,476 --> 01:03:41,268 I got it, playboy. Come on, now. 1584 01:03:42,059 --> 01:03:43,725 - [metallic clink] - Oh! 1585 01:03:43,726 --> 01:03:45,143 [can clattering] 1586 01:03:47,435 --> 01:03:49,142 - Whoo! - Oh, yeah? 1587 01:03:49,143 --> 01:03:51,517 - That's not a home run. - That's a home run, man. 1588 01:03:51,518 --> 01:03:53,434 You didn't even make it to the sidewalk. 1589 01:03:53,435 --> 01:03:54,725 Went right over your head. 1590 01:03:54,726 --> 01:03:57,309 The gutter is the home run line. 1591 01:03:57,310 --> 01:03:59,225 - That's bullshit. - Oh, shit. That ain't bullshit. 1592 01:03:59,226 --> 01:04:00,475 That's a fuckin' home run. 1593 01:04:00,476 --> 01:04:02,434 - Don't be a hater. - Go get your ball. 1594 01:04:02,435 --> 01:04:04,434 - I'm up. - No. No. What... 1595 01:04:04,435 --> 01:04:06,393 Know something? This is crazy that this is... 1596 01:04:07,018 --> 01:04:09,392 We been doin' this silly shit for three years now. 1597 01:04:09,393 --> 01:04:10,725 You gon' miss me? 1598 01:04:10,726 --> 01:04:11,893 Oh... 1599 01:04:12,393 --> 01:04:14,185 We're gonna see each other. We'll hang out. 1600 01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:16,435 What you mean? We don't hang out. 1601 01:04:17,018 --> 01:04:19,142 Yeah, we do. What are we doin' right now? 1602 01:04:19,143 --> 01:04:20,725 Dude, this don't count. We're at work. 1603 01:04:20,726 --> 01:04:22,475 - This is fun, it's friendship. - This is work. 1604 01:04:22,476 --> 01:04:25,017 - This is not hanging out. - This is... 1605 01:04:25,018 --> 01:04:26,267 This is EMS shit, man. 1606 01:04:26,268 --> 01:04:27,601 I don't know shit about you. 1607 01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:29,184 We don't even talk like that. 1608 01:04:29,185 --> 01:04:30,601 What type of shit you want me to ask? 1609 01:04:30,602 --> 01:04:32,392 Like, how's your mom doing? Or... 1610 01:04:32,393 --> 01:04:34,225 if your lawn is being tended to. 1611 01:04:34,226 --> 01:04:36,142 If you have a lawn. I don't even know... 1612 01:04:36,143 --> 01:04:38,851 My mom is dead and I don't have a lawn. 1613 01:04:39,351 --> 01:04:41,351 And... I don't know. What else? 1614 01:04:42,268 --> 01:04:45,683 Goddamn, man. We're just coworkers, man. 1615 01:04:45,684 --> 01:04:47,975 You act like I'm like your best friend or something. 1616 01:04:47,976 --> 01:04:50,601 - [Mike laughs] - [laughs nervously] 1617 01:04:50,602 --> 01:04:51,767 Come on. 1618 01:04:52,477 --> 01:04:53,393 Pfft. 1619 01:04:54,642 --> 01:04:57,559 - Oh, shit, I'm your best friend. - Okay, who's up? 1620 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,309 I have a lot of friends. 1621 01:04:59,310 --> 01:05:00,642 I have a lot of... 1622 01:05:01,393 --> 01:05:05,184 - lot of really... good friends. - [dispatch] Medic 42, respond. 1623 01:05:05,185 --> 01:05:07,641 - Damnit. I'm his best friend. - [Randy] Medic 42 responding. 1624 01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:09,601 - That sucks. - You're not my best friend! 1625 01:05:10,435 --> 01:05:12,142 - Jerry's my best friend. - Who's Jerry? 1626 01:05:12,143 --> 01:05:14,310 - Who the fuck is Jerry? - Jerry's my cousin. 1627 01:05:14,934 --> 01:05:16,309 He lives in Tempe. 1628 01:05:16,310 --> 01:05:19,143 {\an8}- [siren wailing] - [timer clicking] 1629 01:05:20,518 --> 01:05:23,059 [indistinct radio chatter] 1630 01:05:28,101 --> 01:05:29,309 [grunts] 1631 01:05:29,310 --> 01:05:30,768 That's why we don't run. 1632 01:05:32,851 --> 01:05:35,059 [tense music playing] 1633 01:05:37,435 --> 01:05:38,851 Excuse us. Comin' through. 1634 01:05:40,059 --> 01:05:42,185 Excuse us. Thank you. 1635 01:05:42,934 --> 01:05:44,518 [woman whimpering] 1636 01:05:47,851 --> 01:05:49,142 What happened? 1637 01:05:49,143 --> 01:05:51,683 Hit with a line drive right in the chest and passed out. 1638 01:05:51,684 --> 01:05:53,975 - I got it. Thank you. - Are you his father? 1639 01:05:53,976 --> 01:05:55,476 No. [continues in Spanish] 1640 01:05:55,477 --> 01:05:57,184 [Randy] Uncle. Uh... 1641 01:05:57,185 --> 01:06:00,059 Uh, do you know if he has any, uh, medical problems? 1642 01:06:00,060 --> 01:06:01,184 Uh, problemas... 1643 01:06:01,185 --> 01:06:04,684 [speaking in Spanish] 1644 01:06:05,393 --> 01:06:06,476 [responds in Spanish] 1645 01:06:06,477 --> 01:06:08,267 [Jessica] Yeah, none that he knows. 1646 01:06:08,268 --> 01:06:11,683 [uncle continues in Spanish] 1647 01:06:11,684 --> 01:06:13,268 [Jessica responds in Spanish] 1648 01:06:13,976 --> 01:06:15,142 Did the AED shock him? 1649 01:06:15,143 --> 01:06:16,517 [coach] Yeah, twice now. 1650 01:06:16,518 --> 01:06:18,558 - [Randy] Did he wake up at all? - [coach] No. 1651 01:06:18,559 --> 01:06:19,642 Let's hold CPR. 1652 01:06:25,018 --> 01:06:27,017 [beeping] 1653 01:06:27,018 --> 01:06:28,768 Okay, he's in V-fib. 1654 01:06:29,351 --> 01:06:31,142 - Charging. - [beeping] 1655 01:06:31,143 --> 01:06:32,310 Okay. Clear. 1656 01:06:32,893 --> 01:06:34,392 - Clear. - [Mike] Clear. 1657 01:06:34,393 --> 01:06:35,725 [defibrillator clicks] 1658 01:06:35,726 --> 01:06:37,517 Okay, Mike, continue CPR. 1659 01:06:39,559 --> 01:06:41,558 How long was he down before you started CPR? 1660 01:06:41,559 --> 01:06:43,309 We thought he just had the wind knocked out of him-- 1661 01:06:43,310 --> 01:06:45,392 - Yeah, how long exactly? - I don't know, maybe a minute. 1662 01:06:45,393 --> 01:06:46,893 Okay, that's good enough. 1663 01:06:48,310 --> 01:06:49,309 [coughs] 1664 01:06:49,310 --> 01:06:50,310 Ho! Ho! Ho! 1665 01:06:52,310 --> 01:06:53,268 We have a pulse. 1666 01:06:57,143 --> 01:06:59,476 - My chest hurts. - [Randy] Oh. Hey-hey, buddy. 1667 01:06:59,477 --> 01:07:01,516 - What's his name? - [speaks in Spanish] Vicente. 1668 01:07:01,517 --> 01:07:03,558 Vicente, hey. My name's Randy, 1669 01:07:03,559 --> 01:07:05,601 and we're gonna be taking care of you, okay? 1670 01:07:07,684 --> 01:07:10,143 [gentle, solemn music playing] 1671 01:07:32,809 --> 01:07:35,517 [gentle music continues] 1672 01:07:47,393 --> 01:07:50,101 [gentle music continues] 1673 01:07:52,893 --> 01:07:54,808 - [music fades] - [siren wailing] 1674 01:07:54,809 --> 01:07:56,309 [Randy] Hey, spike that for me? 1675 01:07:56,310 --> 01:07:58,225 Get a blood pressure. 1676 01:07:58,226 --> 01:07:59,768 Am I gonna die? 1677 01:08:00,851 --> 01:08:02,184 We're gonna do everything in our power 1678 01:08:02,185 --> 01:08:03,725 to make sure that doesn't happen. 1679 01:08:03,726 --> 01:08:05,268 Alright? 1680 01:08:06,268 --> 01:08:07,808 My chest hurts. 1681 01:08:07,809 --> 01:08:10,267 [Randy] There's no easy way to say this, Vicente. 1682 01:08:10,268 --> 01:08:11,974 Your heart got hit with a baseball 1683 01:08:11,975 --> 01:08:14,725 and it stopped. That's why your chest hurts. 1684 01:08:14,726 --> 01:08:18,142 In the exact millisecond, your heart got hit 1685 01:08:18,143 --> 01:08:19,474 just as it was contracting. 1686 01:08:19,475 --> 01:08:21,892 It's like the ball reached out 1687 01:08:21,893 --> 01:08:23,935 and sucker-punched your heart. 1688 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:26,391 It's a one-in-a-million chance. 1689 01:08:26,392 --> 01:08:29,683 And as a matter of fact, after all this, 1690 01:08:29,684 --> 01:08:32,310 I would go buy a lottery ticket if I were you. 1691 01:08:33,725 --> 01:08:36,016 So... am I gonna die? 1692 01:08:36,017 --> 01:08:39,475 You're with us now, and our job is to keep you healthy. 1693 01:08:39,476 --> 01:08:43,100 Okay? So just lie there and relax. 1694 01:08:43,684 --> 01:08:44,935 BP's 90 over 60. 1695 01:08:45,768 --> 01:08:47,516 [Randy] Okay. That's not a bad start. 1696 01:08:47,517 --> 01:08:48,682 You're gonna feel a little sting. 1697 01:08:48,683 --> 01:08:50,390 Gonna get an IV started. 1698 01:08:50,391 --> 01:08:52,808 One, two, three. 1699 01:08:53,476 --> 01:08:54,391 Okay. 1700 01:08:55,768 --> 01:08:58,434 Now... you having any trouble breathing? 1701 01:08:59,310 --> 01:09:01,726 [Vicente] A little. My chest hurts. 1702 01:09:02,809 --> 01:09:04,474 Any pain anywhere else? 1703 01:09:04,475 --> 01:09:06,475 No. Not really. 1704 01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,390 You have any medical problems? 1705 01:09:08,391 --> 01:09:10,767 - [Vicente] No. - On any meds? Any allergies? 1706 01:09:10,768 --> 01:09:12,309 - [Vicente] No. - No? Okay. 1707 01:09:12,310 --> 01:09:14,392 - How old are you again? - Eleven. 1708 01:09:15,143 --> 01:09:16,891 - [Randy] Are you married? - What? 1709 01:09:16,892 --> 01:09:18,683 - No. - [Randy] I get it. 1710 01:09:18,684 --> 01:09:20,934 You're not ready to settle. You wanna play the field. 1711 01:09:20,935 --> 01:09:22,517 You wanna keep your options open. 1712 01:09:22,518 --> 01:09:24,517 That commitment is scary. 1713 01:09:24,518 --> 01:09:26,767 I get it. I'm with you. Pound it. 1714 01:09:26,768 --> 01:09:28,268 Boom. [chuckles] 1715 01:09:28,851 --> 01:09:32,310 I'm gonna call the hospital. You just lie there and relax. 1716 01:09:33,059 --> 01:09:35,017 So... am I gonna die? 1717 01:09:37,059 --> 01:09:38,476 [exhales heavily] 1718 01:09:41,518 --> 01:09:42,976 You're gonna be alright. 1719 01:09:44,350 --> 01:09:45,933 Promise. 1720 01:09:45,934 --> 01:09:49,017 [ambulance horn honking] 1721 01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:50,308 [sighs] 1722 01:09:50,309 --> 01:09:51,850 County ER, Medic 42. 1723 01:09:51,851 --> 01:09:54,267 [dispatch] Medic 42, this is County. Go ahead. 1724 01:09:54,268 --> 01:09:57,558 County, Medic 42 en route to your facility 1725 01:09:57,559 --> 01:10:00,308 emergent with 11-year-old patient post-cardiac arrest 1726 01:10:00,309 --> 01:10:02,267 due to a baseball to the chest. 1727 01:10:02,268 --> 01:10:04,267 Patient was down for approximately a minute 1728 01:10:04,268 --> 01:10:05,642 before receiving CPR. 1729 01:10:05,643 --> 01:10:08,226 Two shocks by AED, one by me. 1730 01:10:08,227 --> 01:10:09,725 Patient is in sinus tach. 1731 01:10:09,726 --> 01:10:12,517 Conscious, alert, oriented times three. 1732 01:10:12,518 --> 01:10:14,184 Blood pressure 90 over 60. 1733 01:10:14,185 --> 01:10:16,517 ETA approximately seven minutes. 1734 01:10:16,518 --> 01:10:18,185 [dispatch] County copies. 1735 01:10:18,601 --> 01:10:20,143 [Randy] Medic 42 clear. 1736 01:10:20,726 --> 01:10:23,434 Hey, Vicente. So you're quite the baseball player, huh? 1737 01:10:24,518 --> 01:10:25,935 What position do they have you playing? 1738 01:10:26,768 --> 01:10:28,726 [weakly] My chest... 1739 01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:31,809 I feel funny. 1740 01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:34,809 [monitor beeping rapidly] 1741 01:10:34,810 --> 01:10:35,975 Start CPR. 1742 01:10:35,976 --> 01:10:38,935 [tense, dramatic music playing] 1743 01:10:39,559 --> 01:10:40,517 Charging. 1744 01:10:40,518 --> 01:10:42,601 [defibrillator beeping] 1745 01:10:43,101 --> 01:10:44,809 - Clear. - Clear. 1746 01:10:44,810 --> 01:10:46,517 - [defibrillator tone whirring] - Clear. 1747 01:10:46,518 --> 01:10:48,185 [defibrillator clicks] 1748 01:10:50,976 --> 01:10:54,475 County ER, Medic 42. 1749 01:10:54,476 --> 01:10:56,101 [dispatch] Medic 42, go ahead. 1750 01:10:56,102 --> 01:10:58,600 Update: Patient is back in cardiac arrest. 1751 01:10:58,601 --> 01:11:00,184 Uh, ETA two minutes. 1752 01:11:00,185 --> 01:11:03,018 [music intensifies] 1753 01:11:06,851 --> 01:11:09,226 - What do you need? - Let's get him outta here. 1754 01:11:09,226 --> 01:11:10,518 - You stay in. - Comin' out. 1755 01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:14,143 [Randy] Okay, we're good. 1756 01:11:14,559 --> 01:11:16,642 - [woman] Comin' through. - [man] Comin'. Excuse us. 1757 01:11:16,643 --> 01:11:19,017 - Watch out. - What was his last pressure? 1758 01:11:19,018 --> 01:11:22,892 90 over 60. Pulse 110. About 20 breaths a minute. 1759 01:11:22,893 --> 01:11:25,266 He was fine and then just went right back into V-fib. 1760 01:11:25,267 --> 01:11:27,184 Uh, 11-year-old child, male, 1761 01:11:27,185 --> 01:11:28,975 hit in the chest with a baseball. 1762 01:11:28,976 --> 01:11:31,184 Was down for about a minute before they started CPR. 1763 01:11:31,185 --> 01:11:32,475 Shocked three times, 1764 01:11:32,476 --> 01:11:34,059 became alert and conscious three times. 1765 01:11:34,060 --> 01:11:35,850 Went back into V-fib, he was defibbed at 200. 1766 01:11:35,851 --> 01:11:37,892 One milligram of epi, shocked again, 1767 01:11:37,893 --> 01:11:39,558 second milligram of epi. 1768 01:11:39,559 --> 01:11:41,059 He's currently asystolic. 1769 01:11:41,060 --> 01:11:42,934 - [nurse] Do we have a name? - Vicente. 1770 01:11:42,935 --> 01:11:45,558 That-that's all we-- That's all we have is Vicente. 1771 01:11:45,559 --> 01:11:48,143 You got half a name? Great work. 1772 01:11:49,309 --> 01:11:52,018 [chatter in ER] 1773 01:12:05,434 --> 01:12:06,393 Hey. 1774 01:12:07,393 --> 01:12:09,851 Thought you'd wanna know. Your patient didn't make it. 1775 01:12:13,476 --> 01:12:14,850 Thanks, Colette. 1776 01:12:14,851 --> 01:12:17,892 [somber music playing] 1777 01:12:17,893 --> 01:12:19,351 Yeah, that sucks. 1778 01:12:20,810 --> 01:12:22,476 [Jessica] You were great with him, Randy. 1779 01:12:27,393 --> 01:12:28,809 No, I wasn't. 1780 01:12:28,810 --> 01:12:30,600 [Jessica] Yeah... You were. 1781 01:12:30,601 --> 01:12:31,809 You didn't make a single mistake. 1782 01:12:31,810 --> 01:12:32,892 It's not your fault. 1783 01:12:32,893 --> 01:12:34,433 You did nothing wrong. 1784 01:12:34,434 --> 01:12:35,851 I made a big fucking mistake. 1785 01:12:37,476 --> 01:12:39,601 I told a boy he was gonna live and he died. 1786 01:12:40,351 --> 01:12:42,642 It's a rookie fucking move, and I knew better. 1787 01:12:42,643 --> 01:12:45,558 But Goddamnit, he just kept... 1788 01:12:45,559 --> 01:12:48,393 asking... [sighs] ...and asking. 1789 01:12:51,685 --> 01:12:52,810 That boy died... 1790 01:12:53,851 --> 01:12:55,351 thinking I was gonna save him. 1791 01:12:56,643 --> 01:12:58,893 I have to live with that for the rest of my life. 1792 01:13:00,184 --> 01:13:01,684 And that's... 1793 01:13:01,685 --> 01:13:03,183 why we build a wall. 1794 01:13:03,184 --> 01:13:04,350 Not to keep people out 1795 01:13:04,351 --> 01:13:06,101 but to keep shit like that inside. 1796 01:13:06,102 --> 01:13:08,685 [thunder rumbling distantly] 1797 01:13:11,518 --> 01:13:13,476 [car horn honking nearby] 1798 01:13:14,101 --> 01:13:16,685 [indistinct radio chatter] 1799 01:13:20,101 --> 01:13:22,977 [siren wailing in distance] 1800 01:13:26,226 --> 01:13:27,934 [music fades] 1801 01:13:27,935 --> 01:13:29,726 This job breaks everybody. 1802 01:13:30,977 --> 01:13:33,434 [dramatic music playing] 1803 01:13:36,935 --> 01:13:38,976 [Randy] All we wanna do is save your life. 1804 01:13:38,977 --> 01:13:41,225 - [coughs] - Oh! Shit! 1805 01:13:41,226 --> 01:13:42,642 [gasps] 1806 01:13:42,643 --> 01:13:44,100 [flatline tone] 1807 01:13:44,101 --> 01:13:45,725 [Randy] Some of you... 1808 01:13:45,726 --> 01:13:47,518 don't make it easy. 1809 01:13:50,476 --> 01:13:52,392 You should be dead five times over... 1810 01:13:52,393 --> 01:13:53,684 [coughs] 1811 01:13:53,685 --> 01:13:54,642 [gasps] 1812 01:13:54,643 --> 01:13:56,184 [flatline tone] 1813 01:13:56,559 --> 01:13:57,767 ...but no matter how many times 1814 01:13:57,768 --> 01:13:59,309 you brush with death... 1815 01:14:01,309 --> 01:14:03,184 you refuse to die. 1816 01:14:04,518 --> 01:14:05,434 Respect. 1817 01:14:07,601 --> 01:14:10,017 Others of you, we do everything right... 1818 01:14:10,018 --> 01:14:11,308 [monitor beeping] 1819 01:14:11,309 --> 01:14:12,850 ...and you die on us anyway. 1820 01:14:12,851 --> 01:14:14,141 What the fuck? 1821 01:14:14,142 --> 01:14:15,935 We see you struggling. 1822 01:14:16,518 --> 01:14:18,642 They can't deny you service... 1823 01:14:18,643 --> 01:14:20,392 but they can bankrupt you. 1824 01:14:20,393 --> 01:14:22,725 - Wait. Who had the blister? - She did. 1825 01:14:22,726 --> 01:14:23,976 You? Okay. 1826 01:14:23,977 --> 01:14:26,642 We carry you on our backs, 1827 01:14:26,643 --> 01:14:28,767 every one of us, 1828 01:14:28,768 --> 01:14:32,267 and you crush us a little more every day 1829 01:14:32,268 --> 01:14:35,184 until you grind us down to a nub. 1830 01:14:37,059 --> 01:14:39,016 This is all part of the job, 1831 01:14:39,017 --> 01:14:40,433 so you deal with it. 1832 01:14:40,434 --> 01:14:42,600 You compartmentalize it. 1833 01:14:42,601 --> 01:14:45,267 You eat shit and shove it down, down, down, 1834 01:14:45,268 --> 01:14:47,809 until one day you wake up and you say, 1835 01:14:47,810 --> 01:14:48,767 you know what? 1836 01:14:48,768 --> 01:14:51,934 [tense music playing] 1837 01:14:51,935 --> 01:14:53,142 Fuck the patients. 1838 01:14:55,101 --> 01:14:56,475 Fuck the nurses. 1839 01:14:56,476 --> 01:14:57,851 [chatter] 1840 01:14:57,852 --> 01:14:59,226 Fuck the doctors. 1841 01:15:01,601 --> 01:15:04,017 Fuck this ratty-ass hospital! 1842 01:15:07,017 --> 01:15:09,351 Fuck all the blood and shit and puke. 1843 01:15:11,434 --> 01:15:13,268 Fuck your documentation! 1844 01:15:13,935 --> 01:15:15,684 Fuck the fakers. 1845 01:15:15,685 --> 01:15:17,684 Fuck the bullshit calls. 1846 01:15:17,685 --> 01:15:19,433 Fuck every shoplifter who got caught 1847 01:15:19,434 --> 01:15:21,142 and pretended to pass out. 1848 01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:24,016 - [soft snap] - Ah! Ah! 1849 01:15:24,017 --> 01:15:25,475 - Come on. - Get up. 1850 01:15:25,476 --> 01:15:27,600 - [fire horn blares] - Fuck the fire department. 1851 01:15:27,601 --> 01:15:29,392 Fuck the PD. 1852 01:15:29,393 --> 01:15:31,851 I know my rights. I know my rights! 1853 01:15:31,852 --> 01:15:35,058 Fuck every 2:00 a.m. drunk who think they know the law. 1854 01:15:35,059 --> 01:15:38,600 Fuck the bystanders, the rubberneckers, 1855 01:15:38,601 --> 01:15:40,518 the lookie-loos. 1856 01:15:43,601 --> 01:15:44,685 Fuck the dead ones. 1857 01:15:45,143 --> 01:15:46,225 Fuck the live ones. 1858 01:15:46,226 --> 01:15:47,975 Fuck this bullshit pay. 1859 01:15:47,976 --> 01:15:50,100 Fuck me! Fuck you! 1860 01:15:50,101 --> 01:15:52,058 Fuck this job! 1861 01:15:52,059 --> 01:15:53,517 [music ends abruptly] 1862 01:15:53,518 --> 01:15:55,225 Fuck everyone, 1863 01:15:55,226 --> 01:15:58,101 except the kid who just wanted to play baseball. 1864 01:16:01,810 --> 01:16:03,184 Exit paperwork. 1865 01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:05,308 You don't have to sign it. 1866 01:16:05,309 --> 01:16:07,434 [chatter nearby] 1867 01:16:12,184 --> 01:16:13,933 [pen scratching on paper] 1868 01:16:13,934 --> 01:16:15,268 [clipboard slides] 1869 01:16:19,017 --> 01:16:21,143 - [sighs] I'm goin' home. - Randy... 1870 01:16:21,852 --> 01:16:23,351 Please don't go out like this. 1871 01:16:25,143 --> 01:16:28,017 Just leaving without even finishing your last shift? 1872 01:16:29,518 --> 01:16:31,351 Don't go out like a chump. 1873 01:16:40,101 --> 01:16:43,101 [solemn music playing] 1874 01:17:01,101 --> 01:17:04,392 [indistinct radio chatter] 1875 01:17:04,393 --> 01:17:06,059 Mike, turn on the lights. 1876 01:17:08,476 --> 01:17:09,892 Randy, come on, now. You... 1877 01:17:11,351 --> 01:17:13,392 You know I can't do that unless we get a call. 1878 01:17:13,393 --> 01:17:14,852 Come on, man. 1879 01:17:17,601 --> 01:17:19,017 [sighs] 1880 01:17:20,059 --> 01:17:21,267 Alright. 1881 01:17:21,268 --> 01:17:23,226 One last time. 1882 01:17:25,393 --> 01:17:28,560 [solemn music continues] 1883 01:17:41,435 --> 01:17:44,059 [dispatch] Medic 42, emergency traffic. 1884 01:17:44,810 --> 01:17:46,891 - You gonna answer that? - No. 1885 01:17:46,892 --> 01:17:48,767 Let another crew handle it. Just... 1886 01:17:48,768 --> 01:17:50,809 You know what? Drop me off at home. 1887 01:17:50,810 --> 01:17:53,267 What? Motherfucker, I don't know where you live. 1888 01:17:53,268 --> 01:17:55,933 - [splutters] - [dispatch] Medic 42, respond. 1889 01:17:55,934 --> 01:17:57,143 [radio chirps] 1890 01:17:58,018 --> 01:17:59,268 I'll get it. 1891 01:18:00,727 --> 01:18:02,268 This is Medic 42 responding. 1892 01:18:02,976 --> 01:18:05,184 [siren wailing] 1893 01:18:06,976 --> 01:18:09,727 [airplane engines roaring] 1894 01:18:19,143 --> 01:18:21,684 [siren wailing] 1895 01:18:21,685 --> 01:18:23,809 [ambulance horn honking] 1896 01:18:27,310 --> 01:18:29,808 [jarring tone resonating] 1897 01:18:29,809 --> 01:18:33,267 [heartbeat pounding] 1898 01:18:33,268 --> 01:18:35,643 [tense music playing] 1899 01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:39,268 [heartbeat quickens] 1900 01:18:40,143 --> 01:18:43,142 [Mike] Come on, man. One more and you're done. 1901 01:18:43,143 --> 01:18:46,267 - [heartbeat quickens further] - [music intensifies] 1902 01:18:46,268 --> 01:18:48,601 - [music ends abruptly] - [car horns honking] 1903 01:18:53,101 --> 01:18:54,475 Hey, what the hell?! 1904 01:18:54,476 --> 01:18:56,601 [roar of passing airplane] 1905 01:19:00,685 --> 01:19:03,600 Alright, you grab the stuff. I'll check this out. 1906 01:19:03,601 --> 01:19:04,642 [car horns honking] 1907 01:19:04,643 --> 01:19:06,726 - What the hell?! - I got you! 1908 01:19:06,727 --> 01:19:09,435 [Randy] Where's PD to control these assholes? 1909 01:19:12,018 --> 01:19:14,602 [car door alarm dinging] 1910 01:19:17,018 --> 01:19:18,642 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1911 01:19:18,643 --> 01:19:20,226 What the fuck?! 1912 01:19:25,602 --> 01:19:27,018 {\an8}That's not good. 1913 01:19:30,435 --> 01:19:31,392 Fuck. 1914 01:19:31,393 --> 01:19:34,310 [ominous music playing] 1915 01:19:40,726 --> 01:19:42,476 All dead in here. 1916 01:19:43,602 --> 01:19:44,850 Watch your step. 1917 01:19:44,851 --> 01:19:48,351 [airplane engines roaring] 1918 01:19:59,934 --> 01:20:01,933 [airplane engines whining] 1919 01:20:01,934 --> 01:20:03,058 She's got a pulse. 1920 01:20:03,059 --> 01:20:04,684 She's breathing. 1921 01:20:04,685 --> 01:20:06,225 Shallow and ragged. 1922 01:20:06,226 --> 01:20:07,809 - Hold C-spine. - Okay. 1923 01:20:08,809 --> 01:20:10,934 [traffic buzzing past] 1924 01:20:15,476 --> 01:20:17,017 Okay. Let's roll her on three. 1925 01:20:17,018 --> 01:20:19,392 One, two, three. 1926 01:20:19,393 --> 01:20:21,725 [music intensifies] 1927 01:20:21,726 --> 01:20:23,143 [grunts] 1928 01:20:28,018 --> 01:20:31,268 [thunderous roar of passing airplane] 1929 01:20:37,101 --> 01:20:39,602 [soft, unsettling melody plays] 1930 01:20:42,934 --> 01:20:44,350 Grab the collar. Keep her breathing. 1931 01:20:44,351 --> 01:20:46,435 [intense ominous music playing] 1932 01:20:51,226 --> 01:20:53,559 [music softens] 1933 01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:55,726 [gentle, solemn music playing] 1934 01:20:56,851 --> 01:20:57,893 Oh, lucky... 1935 01:20:58,976 --> 01:21:00,975 lucky baby. 1936 01:21:00,976 --> 01:21:03,517 How'd you get so lucky? Huh? 1937 01:21:03,518 --> 01:21:05,184 - Okay. - [crying] 1938 01:21:05,185 --> 01:21:08,100 [shushes] It's okay. 1939 01:21:08,101 --> 01:21:11,058 Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. Oh! 1940 01:21:11,059 --> 01:21:12,850 You're a lucky baby. 1941 01:21:12,851 --> 01:21:15,767 - [fire engine horn blaring] - [police sirens wailing] 1942 01:21:18,518 --> 01:21:22,435 [baby wailing] 1943 01:21:26,642 --> 01:21:28,642 [music builds] 1944 01:21:30,684 --> 01:21:32,309 [baby quietens] 1945 01:21:32,310 --> 01:21:33,725 - [car engine revs] - [horn honks] 1946 01:21:33,726 --> 01:21:35,683 Stop that car! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1947 01:21:35,684 --> 01:21:37,392 - Hey! Heads up! Heads up! - Oh! Move! 1948 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:39,559 - Move! - [crashes loudly] 1949 01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:40,850 [fireman] Hey! Hey! 1950 01:21:40,851 --> 01:21:43,434 You almost killed us, asshole! 1951 01:21:43,435 --> 01:21:45,725 [tense music playing] 1952 01:21:45,726 --> 01:21:49,267 Hey, Jimmy. Take your truck, park it perpendicular, 1953 01:21:49,268 --> 01:21:51,434 - block that ramp. - Hold on. Wait. What? 1954 01:21:51,435 --> 01:21:53,350 Block off the whole fuckin' freeway! 1955 01:21:53,351 --> 01:21:56,184 - No one gets through! - [airplane roaring] 1956 01:21:56,185 --> 01:21:57,434 Oh, shit. 1957 01:21:57,435 --> 01:22:00,435 [horn blaring] 1958 01:22:02,893 --> 01:22:05,893 County, Medic 42. Do you have another unit incoming? 1959 01:22:06,726 --> 01:22:07,683 [dispatch] Negative. 1960 01:22:07,684 --> 01:22:09,309 Next available unit is 15 minutes. 1961 01:22:09,310 --> 01:22:11,100 Want us to start a second unit? 1962 01:22:11,101 --> 01:22:13,059 Negative. We're taking the baby with us. 1963 01:22:14,018 --> 01:22:15,975 [thunderous roar of passing airplane] 1964 01:22:15,976 --> 01:22:17,641 [siren wailing] 1965 01:22:17,642 --> 01:22:19,850 [ambulance horn honking] 1966 01:22:19,851 --> 01:22:22,268 [music intensifies] 1967 01:22:25,018 --> 01:22:27,642 [shrill wailing] 1968 01:22:29,268 --> 01:22:30,892 - Good lung sounds. - [Randy] Good. 1969 01:22:30,893 --> 01:22:32,641 A crying baby is a healthy baby. 1970 01:22:32,642 --> 01:22:34,309 Alright, switch with me. 1971 01:22:34,310 --> 01:22:35,434 Your job is airway. 1972 01:22:35,435 --> 01:22:37,933 Keep her breathing at all costs. 1973 01:22:37,934 --> 01:22:39,477 Let's see if she takes an OPA. 1974 01:22:40,435 --> 01:22:42,892 [Jessica] Yeah, she took it. No gag reflex. 1975 01:22:42,893 --> 01:22:45,683 Mom's got a lot of rib fractures and head lacs. 1976 01:22:45,684 --> 01:22:48,184 Oh, she's gagging on the OPA, but it's intermittent. 1977 01:22:48,185 --> 01:22:50,142 - Should I take it out? - Yeah, take it out. 1978 01:22:50,143 --> 01:22:51,893 She's had too much trauma already. 1979 01:22:52,851 --> 01:22:55,060 Talk to her. See if she can obey commands. 1980 01:22:56,143 --> 01:22:58,851 Miss, can you raise your right arm, please? 1981 01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:03,476 Alright, not bad. Hang on there, Mom. 1982 01:23:03,477 --> 01:23:05,225 Ma'am, you're in an ambulance. 1983 01:23:05,226 --> 01:23:07,767 You were in a pretty bad wreck. We have your child. She's okay. 1984 01:23:07,768 --> 01:23:09,309 We're taking you to the hospital. 1985 01:23:09,310 --> 01:23:10,933 County ER, this is Medic 42. 1986 01:23:10,934 --> 01:23:13,142 Incoming to your facility, emergent with two patients. 1987 01:23:13,143 --> 01:23:15,808 One a Level I, the other a stable pediatric. 1988 01:23:15,809 --> 01:23:17,808 [dispatch] Medic 42, be aware, we're on diversion. 1989 01:23:17,809 --> 01:23:19,309 We've got way too many patients here. 1990 01:23:19,310 --> 01:23:21,184 You'll have to take them to the ER at University. 1991 01:23:21,185 --> 01:23:23,059 Uh, negative. Negative. 1992 01:23:23,060 --> 01:23:24,975 She will not make it to University. 1993 01:23:24,976 --> 01:23:27,892 Listen up. Got an approximately 30-year-old female, 1994 01:23:27,893 --> 01:23:31,351 a head-on collision, ejection, massive damage to vehicle. 1995 01:23:31,352 --> 01:23:33,558 - [dispatch] What's their GCS? - [groans] 1996 01:23:33,559 --> 01:23:35,933 Well, right now it's a 14, but... 1997 01:23:35,934 --> 01:23:38,225 [dispatch] Your patient doesn't meet Level I criteria. 1998 01:23:38,226 --> 01:23:39,434 [Randy] Yes, she does! 1999 01:23:39,435 --> 01:23:41,516 We're gonna be there in five minutes, 2000 01:23:41,517 --> 01:23:42,933 so just page out a team. 2001 01:23:42,934 --> 01:23:44,392 [dispatch] Negative, we are on diversion. 2002 01:23:44,393 --> 01:23:45,850 Do not come here, understand? 2003 01:23:45,851 --> 01:23:47,516 You need to reroute to a different ER. 2004 01:23:47,517 --> 01:23:49,351 We are coming there whether you like it or not! 2005 01:23:49,352 --> 01:23:50,558 So get ready for us! 2006 01:23:50,559 --> 01:23:53,476 [dramatic, suspenseful music playing] 2007 01:23:57,226 --> 01:23:59,976 [ambulance siren wailing, horn honking] 2008 01:24:01,809 --> 01:24:03,142 - Hey, Astor? - Yeah? 2009 01:24:03,143 --> 01:24:04,351 - Wanna take that baby? - Got it. 2010 01:24:04,352 --> 01:24:05,768 Meet us inside? 2011 01:24:06,893 --> 01:24:08,309 Medic 42. What bay? 2012 01:24:08,310 --> 01:24:09,808 Two. But they're not happy. 2013 01:24:09,809 --> 01:24:11,475 Serano's on the warpath. 2014 01:24:11,476 --> 01:24:13,018 [Randy] No one is happy. 2015 01:24:14,476 --> 01:24:16,767 No. No. No. 2016 01:24:16,768 --> 01:24:18,683 - Stop. - No, no, no. Doctor, listen. 2017 01:24:18,684 --> 01:24:20,351 - This is a 30-something-- - No! 2018 01:24:20,352 --> 01:24:22,017 - A head-on collision. - No. No. No. 2019 01:24:22,018 --> 01:24:23,475 The four other passengers are DOA. 2020 01:24:23,476 --> 01:24:25,184 She is not a Level I criteria. 2021 01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:28,683 Do you have any idea how expensive a Level I criteria is? 2022 01:24:28,684 --> 01:24:30,433 Any idea, you idiot? 2023 01:24:30,434 --> 01:24:32,351 Okay! This patient meets all Level I criteria. 2024 01:24:32,352 --> 01:24:33,975 She's not even intubated! 2025 01:24:33,976 --> 01:24:36,059 You got her bagged? What the hell is that? 2026 01:24:36,060 --> 01:24:38,558 This patient is dying, asshole! 2027 01:24:38,559 --> 01:24:40,225 - Now listen to my report! - Asshole? 2028 01:24:40,226 --> 01:24:41,850 How 'bout fuck you, asshole! 2029 01:24:41,851 --> 01:24:44,059 - Come on! Come on! - Shit. 2030 01:24:44,060 --> 01:24:47,267 I will be happy to kick your ass and put you in a bed next to her 2031 01:24:47,268 --> 01:24:48,767 but you need to listen to my report! 2032 01:24:48,768 --> 01:24:51,433 How 'bout this? Instead I call your supervisor, 2033 01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:53,268 we settle this right now. 2034 01:24:54,101 --> 01:24:56,268 Who the fuck do you think you are? 2035 01:25:00,185 --> 01:25:01,060 Excuse me? 2036 01:25:01,726 --> 01:25:03,516 - Who are you? - This patient just went apneic 2037 01:25:03,517 --> 01:25:05,934 three times with no gag reflex on the way to the hospital. 2038 01:25:05,935 --> 01:25:07,059 She's got a skull fracture. 2039 01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,642 She meets all Level I criteria. 2040 01:25:08,643 --> 01:25:10,184 Because last time I checked, 2041 01:25:10,185 --> 01:25:12,267 when a patient goes apneic with no gag, 2042 01:25:12,268 --> 01:25:15,142 their GCS goes down to three. Right? 2043 01:25:15,143 --> 01:25:17,516 And I just watched this paramedic fight like hell 2044 01:25:17,517 --> 01:25:19,850 to save this woman's life while caring for her child 2045 01:25:19,851 --> 01:25:22,683 and dodging incoming traffic at the same fucking time! 2046 01:25:22,684 --> 01:25:24,975 And all I see you doing is standing there, 2047 01:25:24,976 --> 01:25:27,683 like a fucking asshole, with your dick in your hand, 2048 01:25:27,684 --> 01:25:29,767 arguing with him about this patient 2049 01:25:29,768 --> 01:25:30,850 who is dying! 2050 01:25:30,851 --> 01:25:32,643 Your patient! 2051 01:25:34,768 --> 01:25:36,267 And if you refuse to treat her, 2052 01:25:36,268 --> 01:25:38,101 you'll lose your goddamn license. 2053 01:25:42,143 --> 01:25:43,185 Who are you? 2054 01:25:45,434 --> 01:25:47,643 I'm Dr. Romero. I'm your new resident. 2055 01:25:50,143 --> 01:25:51,434 Oh, shit. 2056 01:25:53,768 --> 01:25:55,516 [laughs] 2057 01:25:55,517 --> 01:25:58,851 Well, Dr. Romero... 2058 01:26:01,018 --> 01:26:02,643 I look forward to working with you. 2059 01:26:04,434 --> 01:26:06,018 We're gonna have so much fun. 2060 01:26:07,101 --> 01:26:08,600 Get the patient. 2061 01:26:08,601 --> 01:26:10,018 [sighs] 2062 01:26:13,893 --> 01:26:16,059 O-Okay, look. [laughs] 2063 01:26:16,060 --> 01:26:19,060 You mean to tell me you're a doctor? 2064 01:26:20,726 --> 01:26:22,809 Resident, but yeah. 2065 01:26:23,392 --> 01:26:25,309 But you told us you were a paramedic. 2066 01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:27,517 No, I-I didn't. You said that. 2067 01:26:27,518 --> 01:26:29,060 I just didn't correct you. 2068 01:26:29,684 --> 01:26:31,683 Um... I never said that. 2069 01:26:31,684 --> 01:26:34,642 You-- That's what you said when we first met you. 2070 01:26:34,643 --> 01:26:37,600 No. Why would I? I'm a doctor, not a paramedic. 2071 01:26:37,601 --> 01:26:40,017 Hey, Dr. What's-your-face. 2072 01:26:40,018 --> 01:26:42,309 Grab a bedpan and come with me. 2073 01:26:44,351 --> 01:26:46,227 We're gonna have so much fun! 2074 01:26:49,351 --> 01:26:51,893 - Hmm. - Whoa. 2075 01:26:53,268 --> 01:26:54,643 That's, uh... 2076 01:26:56,101 --> 01:26:57,559 Huh. 2077 01:27:04,476 --> 01:27:05,642 Hey. 2078 01:27:05,643 --> 01:27:07,142 Good news: 2079 01:27:07,143 --> 01:27:08,601 Patient's gonna live. 2080 01:27:09,768 --> 01:27:11,683 I mean, usually once we drop 'em off 2081 01:27:11,684 --> 01:27:13,893 it's not our problem anymore. But, um... 2082 01:27:14,768 --> 01:27:16,642 But it's good to, um, 2083 01:27:16,643 --> 01:27:18,810 it's good to know she-she made it, you know? 2084 01:27:19,476 --> 01:27:20,768 Yeah. 2085 01:27:22,185 --> 01:27:24,018 Way to, uh, throw yourself under the bus... 2086 01:27:24,768 --> 01:27:26,101 doctor. 2087 01:27:26,102 --> 01:27:28,725 Serano's gonna make your life a living hell. 2088 01:27:28,726 --> 01:27:30,350 I know. 2089 01:27:30,351 --> 01:27:32,601 I never wanna be that kind of surgeon. 2090 01:27:34,768 --> 01:27:36,351 Thanks for the coffee, doc. 2091 01:27:38,392 --> 01:27:39,809 [both sigh] 2092 01:27:39,810 --> 01:27:42,350 [indistinct radio chatter] 2093 01:27:42,351 --> 01:27:45,060 [gentle music playing] 2094 01:27:46,351 --> 01:27:48,309 - [Randy sighs] - [clears throat] 2095 01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:53,893 She should have died. 2096 01:27:55,434 --> 01:27:57,143 She would have died in my care. 2097 01:27:59,518 --> 01:28:02,476 Right now, I'd be telling that family that their mom is dead. 2098 01:28:04,185 --> 01:28:05,559 [sighs] 2099 01:28:07,601 --> 01:28:09,350 You know, I thought I'd come out here today 2100 01:28:09,351 --> 01:28:11,143 and I'd meet the paramedics and... 2101 01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:14,559 see what you do, how you work. 2102 01:28:18,102 --> 01:28:19,768 And I know you're sick of your job. 2103 01:28:20,684 --> 01:28:21,975 I know you're burnt out. 2104 01:28:21,976 --> 01:28:24,060 I know you think you don't make a difference. 2105 01:28:25,851 --> 01:28:27,476 But you made a difference today. 2106 01:28:28,226 --> 01:28:29,851 - [sighs] - You did. 2107 01:28:31,309 --> 01:28:32,935 You saved her life. 2108 01:28:35,351 --> 01:28:36,976 And you saved her family. 2109 01:28:41,935 --> 01:28:43,893 You're the kind of doctor I want to be. 2110 01:28:47,559 --> 01:28:48,976 Not a doctor. 2111 01:28:50,143 --> 01:28:51,226 Well... 2112 01:28:52,518 --> 01:28:53,935 if I ever need saving... 2113 01:28:56,102 --> 01:28:58,143 God, I hope it's you that shows up. 2114 01:29:12,601 --> 01:29:14,935 [music fades] 2115 01:29:16,142 --> 01:29:18,685 [gentle, poignant music playing] 2116 01:29:24,851 --> 01:29:26,643 [chuckles] 2117 01:29:30,060 --> 01:29:31,643 [Jessica] Hey, one of those is for Mike. 2118 01:29:34,851 --> 01:29:36,142 Not anymore. 2119 01:29:37,893 --> 01:29:40,601 [poignant music continues] 2120 01:29:42,184 --> 01:29:44,851 [timer clicking] 2121 01:29:53,851 --> 01:29:56,977 [applause, cheering] 2122 01:30:08,977 --> 01:30:10,976 [applause slows] 2123 01:30:10,977 --> 01:30:12,517 That is a gift from the crews. 2124 01:30:12,518 --> 01:30:14,059 This is breakfast, on us. 2125 01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:15,684 Dispatch and the crews chipped in after they heard 2126 01:30:15,685 --> 01:30:17,600 you told Dr. Serano to go fuck himself. 2127 01:30:17,601 --> 01:30:20,018 - [laughter] - So this is a retirement gift. 2128 01:30:21,226 --> 01:30:22,060 Wow. 2129 01:30:23,268 --> 01:30:24,101 Come on. 2130 01:30:25,309 --> 01:30:27,060 - [laughs] - [Jessica] Aw. 2131 01:30:28,268 --> 01:30:30,935 Now, get out of my substation, civilian. 2132 01:30:32,142 --> 01:30:34,851 [poignant music softens, continues] 2133 01:30:41,018 --> 01:30:43,184 - [sighs] - [music fades] 2134 01:30:44,309 --> 01:30:47,018 [phone ringing nearby] 2135 01:30:50,810 --> 01:30:52,393 [keyboard keys clacking] 2136 01:30:57,434 --> 01:30:58,935 Keep your password safe. 2137 01:30:59,601 --> 01:31:01,809 If you have any trouble at all, call IT right away. 2138 01:31:01,810 --> 01:31:04,976 If you have any trouble with them, call me right away. 2139 01:31:04,977 --> 01:31:06,392 [chuckles] Okay. 2140 01:31:06,393 --> 01:31:08,392 Alright. Uh, now, to access 2141 01:31:08,393 --> 01:31:10,809 the forms for the preauthorization... 2142 01:31:10,810 --> 01:31:13,560 [chatter] 2143 01:31:17,893 --> 01:31:19,893 You guys ever see anyone choke to death? 2144 01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:22,433 You get the fist like right under here, 2145 01:31:22,434 --> 01:31:24,642 and then it's just straight back. 2146 01:31:24,643 --> 01:31:26,351 Ha! 2147 01:31:28,851 --> 01:31:30,850 Drowning's the worst way to go. 2148 01:31:30,851 --> 01:31:32,392 Absolute worst way to go. 2149 01:31:32,393 --> 01:31:33,601 Best way to die? 2150 01:31:34,518 --> 01:31:35,810 Decapitation. 2151 01:31:36,810 --> 01:31:40,518 [computer mouse clicking] 2152 01:31:42,059 --> 01:31:43,183 [error tone beeps] 2153 01:31:43,184 --> 01:31:46,351 [gentle, poignant music playing] 2154 01:31:47,309 --> 01:31:48,935 [Bruce] What are you still doin' here? 2155 01:31:50,226 --> 01:31:52,017 Oh. Is that it? 2156 01:31:54,101 --> 01:31:55,058 That's it. 2157 01:31:55,059 --> 01:31:56,308 Come on. Let's get outta here. 2158 01:31:56,309 --> 01:31:57,476 Uh... 2159 01:32:14,976 --> 01:32:16,475 [inhales deeply, huffs] 2160 01:32:16,476 --> 01:32:18,433 [ambulance siren wailing, horn honking] 2161 01:32:18,434 --> 01:32:21,017 [music builds] 2162 01:32:27,101 --> 01:32:29,935 [siren wailing] 2163 01:32:36,143 --> 01:32:39,392 [music intensifies] 2164 01:32:39,393 --> 01:32:43,058 [music falls off abruptly, continues softly] 2165 01:32:43,059 --> 01:32:45,852 [gentle, poignant music playing] 2166 01:32:49,226 --> 01:32:50,893 [inhales deeply] 2167 01:33:01,393 --> 01:33:03,016 [music fades] 2168 01:33:03,017 --> 01:33:04,393 [knocking on door] 2169 01:33:05,143 --> 01:33:06,643 Hi. [sighs] 2170 01:33:09,184 --> 01:33:11,767 - So... - [laughs] 2171 01:33:11,768 --> 01:33:15,225 - [Randy laughs] - Well, as it turns out... 2172 01:33:15,226 --> 01:33:18,601 your close-out paperwork was never properly... 2173 01:33:19,685 --> 01:33:20,810 filed. 2174 01:33:23,017 --> 01:33:24,725 [indistinct radio chatter] 2175 01:33:24,726 --> 01:33:26,392 [laughs softly] 2176 01:33:26,393 --> 01:33:27,892 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 2177 01:33:29,184 --> 01:33:31,308 Hey, uh, maybe I could... 2178 01:33:31,309 --> 01:33:32,768 thank you properly sometime. 2179 01:33:33,976 --> 01:33:35,017 Take you out for lunch. 2180 01:33:39,685 --> 01:33:40,560 Alright. 2181 01:33:43,393 --> 01:33:46,685 And, uh, you will be in truck 42 with Mike today. 2182 01:33:49,601 --> 01:33:52,143 - [horn honks] - [man] Hey, Randy! 2183 01:33:57,184 --> 01:34:01,143 [Mike laughs] 2184 01:34:01,727 --> 01:34:05,016 That's right. That's right. [sighs] 2185 01:34:05,017 --> 01:34:06,559 Listen, man. Uh... 2186 01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:08,517 You gotta let me drive this one. 2187 01:34:08,518 --> 01:34:09,726 - Nope. - Mike. 2188 01:34:09,727 --> 01:34:11,684 Not a chance. You know the rules. 2189 01:34:11,685 --> 01:34:13,309 Okay? I wheel, you heal. 2190 01:34:14,101 --> 01:34:16,642 Come on, now. Ain't shit changed. [laughs] 2191 01:34:16,643 --> 01:34:19,435 [mockingly] "Let me drive this one." [laughs] 2192 01:34:20,476 --> 01:34:22,017 Yeah, the system is still broken, 2193 01:34:22,018 --> 01:34:24,309 but what am I supposed to do, quit trying? 2194 01:34:25,685 --> 01:34:27,225 I'm no hero. 2195 01:34:27,226 --> 01:34:30,058 But... the truth is... 2196 01:34:30,059 --> 01:34:33,268 I only feel alive when you're about to die. 2197 01:34:34,268 --> 01:34:35,975 [engine starts, revs] 2198 01:34:35,976 --> 01:34:38,933 ["Joy Ride" by Valid playing] 2199 01:34:38,934 --> 01:34:40,767 See you out there. 2200 01:34:40,768 --> 01:34:42,726 [timer clicking] 2201 01:34:42,727 --> 01:34:45,142 ♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪ 2202 01:34:45,143 --> 01:34:47,517 ♪ From my part of town all the way to yo' side ♪ 2203 01:34:47,518 --> 01:34:49,891 ♪ From the east to the west From the right to the left ♪ 2204 01:34:49,892 --> 01:34:52,684 ♪ Only thing on our mind is where to next? ♪ 2205 01:34:52,685 --> 01:34:55,017 ♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪ 2206 01:34:55,018 --> 01:34:57,142 ♪ From my part of town all the way to yo' side ♪ 2207 01:34:57,143 --> 01:34:59,808 ♪ From the east to the west From the right to the left ♪ 2208 01:34:59,809 --> 01:35:02,225 ♪ Only thing on our mind is where to next? ♪ 2209 01:35:02,226 --> 01:35:04,808 ♪ You can jump inside of this custom ride with tints ♪ 2210 01:35:04,809 --> 01:35:07,517 ♪ Candy apple Touch of lime and mint ♪ 2211 01:35:07,518 --> 01:35:10,017 ♪ Bump some Isley hits Crush so fine she sits ♪ 2212 01:35:10,018 --> 01:35:12,559 ♪ Front, my rider chick Love my rider miss ♪ 2213 01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:14,891 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Such a dime she is ♪ 2214 01:35:14,892 --> 01:35:17,475 ♪ Must remind 'em with Trust she'll find some prints ♪ 2215 01:35:17,476 --> 01:35:20,100 ♪ Well, then she'll cuss, get live, and flip ♪ 2216 01:35:20,101 --> 01:35:22,392 ♪ So don't touch nothing besides the grips ♪ 2217 01:35:22,393 --> 01:35:23,642 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2218 01:35:23,643 --> 01:35:24,808 ♪ Don't discuss what time it is ♪ 2219 01:35:24,809 --> 01:35:26,309 ♪ Just go shine the rims ♪ 2220 01:35:26,310 --> 01:35:28,642 ♪ Hypnotize them when I roll through town ♪ 2221 01:35:28,643 --> 01:35:31,017 ♪ When you need a lift I'ma hold you down ♪ 2222 01:35:31,018 --> 01:35:32,475 ♪ Can you picture this ♪ 2223 01:35:32,476 --> 01:35:34,642 ♪ Me in a photo You in a photo ♪ 2224 01:35:34,643 --> 01:35:37,183 ♪ Flyin' through the galaxy Nowhere to go, though ♪ 2225 01:35:37,184 --> 01:35:39,309 ♪ Won't cost a dime We can all afford ♪ 2226 01:35:39,310 --> 01:35:42,058 ♪ The fare on this ride All aboard ♪ 2227 01:35:42,059 --> 01:35:44,517 ♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪ 2228 01:35:44,518 --> 01:35:46,975 ♪ From my part of town all the way to yo' side ♪ 2229 01:35:46,976 --> 01:35:49,309 ♪ From the east to the west From the right to the left ♪ 2230 01:35:49,310 --> 01:35:51,642 ♪ Only thing on our mind is where to next? ♪ 2231 01:35:51,643 --> 01:35:54,142 ♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪ 2232 01:35:54,143 --> 01:35:56,726 ♪ From my part of town all the way to yo' side ♪ 2233 01:35:56,727 --> 01:35:59,309 ♪ From the east to the west From the right to the left ♪ 2234 01:35:59,310 --> 01:36:02,309 ♪ Only thing on our mind is where to next? ♪ 2235 01:36:02,310 --> 01:36:04,476 ♪ Joy ♪ 2236 01:36:06,226 --> 01:36:07,934 ♪ Let's ride ♪ 2237 01:36:10,518 --> 01:36:13,602 [song fades, transitions into dramatic, funky music] 2238 01:39:34,518 --> 01:39:40,060 [ambulance siren wailing] 2239 01:39:41,143 --> 01:39:42,893 [music fades] 151929