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Did you see this piece
on Entertainment Tonight's website?
Hmm?
It's about who should play the Articulettes
in the biopic about the group.
-That's nice. -[chuckling]
This journalist has suggested
that Halle Bailey play Anita Williams.
[chuckles] Isn't that something?
They want this young lady to go from The Little Mermaid
to the Queen of R and B,
also known as my beautiful wife.
Anita?
I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry. What were you saying? -[chuckles softly]
Nothing important.
Something wrong with the foundation?
No.
I've gone over these spreadsheets ten times,
but I can only seem to focus on one thing.
What's that?
Making someone pay for hurting one of our girls.
[door slams]
Nicole, what's this?
Please don't tell me Ted has gone and done something else.
Not that I know of. At least not since the last time we spoke.
Oh, thank God. I've been so worried
about how you're handling this latest betrayal.
-We both have. -Mm.
Well, I appreciate the support,
but I am not the one you need to worry about.
Oh, Lord, give me strength.
What has Dani gone and done now?
Is it just me or is this room spinning?
Oh, it's spinning, all right. [grunts]
-Ow. Damn it. -Oh.
Hey, maybe you can see more clearly without the--
If you lay one finger on these shades, I will hurt you.
My bad.
No. [sighs]
No, you're right. [sniffles]
-Okay. -Mm-hmm.
Okay, that's not as bad as I thought it would be.
-[sniffles] -It never is.
-Do you think I need A.A.? [chuckles softly]
I mean, who gets blackout drunk like this?
[snorts] Apparently, we do.
[grunts] You don't mind if I just crash here, do you?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No crashing allowed. No, we have to figure out
what we're gonna do.
[grunts] About these monster hangovers?
[groaning]
I'm due for a-a lineup, but my hair actually hurts.
About the fact that we got married in Vegas.
I can call my lawyer,
and hopefully he can get this whole...
impulsive, drunken marriage annulled before the press--
or, more importantly, my family--
find out it ever happened.
โช โช
Vanessa, it's Jacob.
I left you several messages,
because there's an important matter
I need to talk to you about.
Please call me back when you get a chance.
Still haven't managed to get ahold of her, huh?
I suppose you think you could have reached her immediately.
Oh, someone's touchy today.
I was just wondering how the wife would take the news.
How would you take it if your world was falling apart?
My guess, not good.
-[Vanessa moaning loudly] -[Joey panting]
[panting]
[laughing]
I'd ask if it was as good for you as it was for me,
but, based on the sounds you make,
I think I have my answer.
Sorry. Subtlety's never been my strong suit.
No, no, no, no, don't apologize.
-I love your enthusiasm. -Mmm.
-I can't remember the last time I was this relaxed. -[chuckles]
Yeah. Well, this bed is no poker table,
-but it'll do in a pinch. -[chuckles]
-You ready for round two? -[chuckles]
By my math, it would be round four.
And the answer is always.
Mmm.
-Just give me a sec. -[groans]
Make sure I haven't missed any important calls.
Then I am all yours again.
Mmm. Good.
Seem to have this insatiable appetite when it comes to you.
[chuckles]
That's funny.
I have several voicemails and missed texts
from Jacob Hawthorne.
Well, maybe he and his lawyer wife
are in the market for a new place?
Maybe. I-I don't know why that would be urgent though.
[line ringing]
Vanessa.
I went to your house, but you weren't there.
I-I'm out of town on business.
Is everything all right?
Nothing's wrong with the twins?
It's not the twins.
Is anyone there with you?
Yes, I'm-I'm with an-an associate.
Why? Jacob, what's going on?
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
It's Doug.
What about Doug?
Doug was in a car accident early this morning.
I hate to tell you this over the phone,
but, Vanessa...
...he's dead.
I won't be in this morning. I'm working from home.
Yeah, yeah. I asked him about Vanessa and Joey.
According to Bill, it isn't true.
What isn't true?
Got to go, Caroline. Hubby's here.
See you later.
-Hey, baby. -Hey.
-Mmm. -Mmm.
-I didn't hear you stirring. -[chuckles softly]
That's because you were too busy gossiping with Caroline.
[chuckles] Caroline and I were just having fun
speculating about Vanessa's love life.
Mm-hmm. Well, do I have to remind you
that it wasn't that long ago when you were the center
of recreational speculation?
And the rumors about us were true.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, that's not the case
with this absurd story
that Vanessa is hooking up with Joey Armstrong.
No.
Look, from everything I know,
Vanessa and Doug are solid.
JACOB: Vanessa, you still there?
Yes.
I'm here. I-- H-How--
I-I don't understand. What...
What happened?
From the looks of it, he lost control of his car,
went off the highway into a ravine,
where he hit a tree, and the car caught on fire.
The officers on scene recovered a flask,
and they said it smelled like alcohol.
So, presumably, Doug was driving under the influence.
But we won't know for sure until we run some more tests.
Did he...
did he suffer?
We'll have to wait for the coroner's report to confirm.
But from the looks of it, he died on impact,
so he most likely didn't suffer.
I'm glad. Doug hates...
He-he never could stand pain.
Look, this is gonna be a very difficult time for you, Vanessa.
You need to take care of yourself.
I-I'm fine.
Look, I hate to ask,
but when you're able...
...we need you to come down
and review some items recovered at the scene,
just so we can make a positive I.D.
I-I'll head home right away.
Vanessa, again, I really am sorry.
[sniffles] Thank you, Jacob.
What is it?
Something happened to Doug?
He was in a car accident. Something about...
[stammers]
...a ravine and a fire.
God.
[shudders] M-My husband is dead.
[crying]
Damn.
Giving that news to the loved ones never gets easier, does it?
Mm-mm. Job's always harder than you think.
In more ways than you think.
And knowing the people involved
makes it that much more difficult.
I just can't imagine what Vanessa must be going through.
If something like that happened to Naomi...
I wouldn't compare what you and that Dupree wife of yours have
with Vanessa and Doug's so-called marriage.
I know there were rumors about Vanessa cheating,
but I heard her voice over the phone.
That woman was devastated.
Yeah.
Well, surprised, I'm sure, but...
karma's a bitch.
Her husband chose to drink himself stupid
and get behind the wheel of a car.
Hate to say it, but...
McBride brought this on himself.
That word "annulment" just flew right out of your mouth.
[sighs, sniffles]
You really don't want anyone to know
what happened in Vegas, do you?
Isn't that the whole point of Vegas?
You're supposed to be able to go there,
let your freak flag fly, and never have to worry
about the consequences when you return to your normal life.
Yeah, but would marriage to me be that bad
-of a consequence? -[chuckles] Andre,
we were both drunk out of our minds when we got married.
By an Anita Dupree impersonator, no less.
An Anita Williams impersonator,
-which makes this whole thing even worse. -[sighs]
The last thing my family needs is another scandal,
let alone one involving my mother.
Right, right. I can see how that can make things
-a little more complicated. -Plus,
we were great as friends with benefits.
Yeah.
Pretty awesome benefits.
-Right? -Yeah.
But I think...
we both know that's all this can ever be.
So, my parents and my sister...
-Mm. -...can never find out
that we jumped the broom.
Right.
Well, don't keep us in suspense, Nicole.
What kind of trouble has Dani gotten herself into now?
Oh, I don't think words can do it justice. [sighs]
VERNON: Lord have mercy.
-Let me see that. -One of the interns
at the hospital texted it to me.
It seems this wedding took place
sometime within the last couple of days.
But the officiant just posted this.
I didn't want you and Daddy seeing it out of the blue,
so I came over here to give you a heads-up.
Is there any chance that this could be one of those deepfakes
people keep talking about?
I wish that were the case, Daddy, but this has
Dani written all over it.
-And I recognize the outfit. -Mm.
-So Dani and Andre actually got married... -[scoffs]
...by an Anita Williams impersonator?
I thought they stopped that mess years ago.
Oh, no, these impersonators have been coming out of the woodwork
-since the Articulettes reunion concert. -Mm.
The least Dani could have done was find one
that vaguely resembled the original.
I mean, this person looks nothing like me.
What was she thinking?
-Clearly, she wasn't. -Thinking
before she acts out has never been Dani's strong suit.
She's mostly id with a shockingly fragile ego.
I rue the day she ever met Bill Hamilton.
You think this is about Bill?
When is it not about Bill?
Every time that man hurts her,
her self-destructive tendencies go into overdrive
and we're left to clean up the mess.
I really wish Dani would stop giving Bill and Hayley
so much mental real estate.
If she doesn't stop, this cycle will continue,
and all she'll do is just keep finding ways to numb the pain.
Dani's been way too quiet lately.
Hmm, are you complaining?
I'm on guard. It'll be just like her to fake us out
with peace and calm before she erupts again.
Well, she seems to have heard me this time.
I didn't leave room for any misinterpretation.
I said Dani straight about where things stand
-between the two of us. -Mm.
Then I hope she stays in her lane for all our sakes.
Hopefully Dani will finally grasp
that there's no chance of you two ever getting back together
and she can move on,
find a healthy relationship of her own.
-I feel sick. -Oh. Do you need to throw up?
I need hydration.
And to figure out how to resolve this situation
before my parents find out.
Hey, don't worry about it, okay?
I'm not gonna tell anybody what happened.
What Dani Dupree does in Vegas...
I-I appreciate that.
With everything that's going on in all of our lives,
I don't want to add to the chaos.
Yeah. I got it.
-Besides, your parents-- here you go... -Thank you.
...they mean too much to me to ever want to add any more chaos
to their lives.
Especially after everything Uncle Ted did
-to Aunt Nicole. -Ooh.
Could you not refer to my sister as "Aunt Nicole"
until after our marriage is annulled?
Dani, it's not like we're blood relatives. It's okay.
You think entertainment reporters and social media
are gonna care about that?
All that matters to them are appearances.
I can see the headlines now.
"Ex-supermodel marries sister's nephew."
-[chuckles] -Not to mention what my girls will have to say about it.
Ah. Your girls.
Um, don't you mean "their father"?
That is what all the secrecy is about, right?
You don't want your first husband to find out
about your second.
[crying]
Baby, I'm so sorry.
How-how could Doug be dead?
I just talked to him.
I know. These things are difficult to process.
No. Maybe he made a mistake. Jacob made a mistake.
I'm-I'm gonna call him back and tell him it's all a big mistake.
It was some other woman's husband in that car.
Honey, the police wouldn't make a call like that
unless they were sure.
[shuddering]
So this is real?
I'm afraid so.
-But I don't want it to be. -I know.
I w-- I was so angry at him the last time we talked.
[shuddering]
Doug died thinking I was mad at him.
Tho-Those can't be the last words he heard me say.
It's too cruel.
Doug knew exactly how you felt about him.
Don't ever doubt that.
[shuddering]
And I'm here, baby. I've got you.
How could he have been so stupid?!
To get drunk and get behind the wheel of a car?
How-how could he risk his life like that?
Did... [shuddering]
Didn't he care about the twins or me
or-or anyone who needed him?
It sounds like he wasn't thinking clearly.
Because he was drunk.
[sniffles] Jacob said there was a flask.
-[crying] -What else did Jacob say?
That-that-that I have to go back.
I need to go back and identify his things.
There was a fire, so there's no bo...
[hyperventilating]
Right. There's nothing you need to do this minute.
I, uh... I have to call the twins.
Donnell worships his father,
and Deanna is-- she's such a daddy's girl.
How am I-- how am I gonna tell them that their father is...
[crying]
-I can't bear to say it again! -All right, all right.
Take a breath. Take a breath.
Just let the kids have a few more minutes
-of their father still being alive. -[hyperventilating]
And no matter what happens,
the three of you will come out all right.
I'll make sure of it.
[crying]
Thank you, Ned. Yeah. As always, we appreciate your discretion.
Please keep me posted.
Hmm.
Thank God we have a kick-ass publicist.
This family has relied on Ned
for so many things over the years.
Well, he'll do everything in his power
to make sure Dani and Andre's...
I suppose we have to call it a marriage
stays out of the press.
I hate to say it, Daddy, but I think this is beyond even Ned.
The genie was let out of the bottle the second
that impersonator posted that picture on social media.
She already has 10,000 hits, and the number's still rising.
That person should not be allowed to benefit
from Dani's poor judgment.
Ned will do what he can to get that post taken down ASAP.
Well, hopefully before someone with more followers reposts it
and shares it with the world.
Oh, baby, don't get your hopes up
about Dani moving on with someone else anytime soon.
It's just not in the cards.
Why? Because you're just so hard to get over?
-[chuckles] You said it, not me. -Mm.
You know, how else could you explain
the overreaction she had to our marriage? You know?
Dani and I were over a long time before the papers were served.
You know, she just didn't want to see it.
It's probably because she had this...
I don't know, this intense emotional connection to me
from the day we met.
And you didn't?
Well, yeah, I was attracted, of course.
You know? And I loved Dani very much at one point, but...
[sighs] Okay, at the risk of being accused of mansplaining--
-Which you're gonna do anyway, Bill. [chuckles] -All right, well, baby, look,
men typically have an easier time moving on
from failed relationships, right, than women do.
It's got something to do with our ability
-to compartmentalize things. -Also called
"the ability to not give a damn when it's convenient."
Oh, you can call it what you like,
but it helps to explain why we're better able
to clear away the dead wood in business and our personal lives.
Okay. Of course, Dani's gonna indulge
in her occasional fling here and there,
but I doubt that she's ready for anything
as serious as what she and I had
anytime soon, if ever.
[sighs]
I hate to admit you might be right.
Hmm. Yeah, well, then don't.
I already know I am.
Better get to the office.
-Mwah. -All right.
[grunts]
-I'll see you there later. -Okay.
Oh, my God.
BILL: Who is that, Caroline again?
-[Hayley scoffs] -Am I gonna have to dock her pay
for gossiping on my time?
You're literally not gonna believe this.
What was that you were saying about it being a long time
before Dani could move on?
Why the hell would I give a damn what Bill thinks
about our temporary marital status?
[chuckles] Tell that to somebody who doesn't know you.
Okay, fine. I care.
But what about you?
How would you feel about Ashley finding out?
[chuckles] I could think of worse things.
-This is what I love about us. -Hmm?
We can be completely honest. And when feelings come up,
we just...
deal with it.
Yeah.
I'm kind of getting used to this whole...
"being real with somebody."
Maybe our marriage isn't such a bad thing after all.
[chuckles] I could be convinced of that.
[phone buzzing]
I thought we were in the cone of silence.
Uh, yeah, I had to turn it on whenever I ordered the car.
I forgot to turn it off.
Uh, one second.
[clears throat] Hey, Aunt Nicole.
What's up?
I need to see you, Andre.
Can you come to my parents' house right away?
Uh, yeah, sure. Is everything okay?
I will explain when you get here.
All right. Be right there.
He's on his way.
What did my sister want?
No clue.
Uh, she asked me to come by your parents' house.
Do you think she knows?
Nah. How could she?
It's probably something to do with Uncle Ted.
-You're probably right. -Yeah.
My sister has better things to think about than me.
All right, I'll see you when I get back.
Yes. And hopefully by then
the lawyer will have made it official
and we can go back to being retroactively single.
Uh, and dating.
-And... -Hmm?
No...!
Go before I marry you again.
All right.
How's that accident report coming?
Almost done.
But one thing is bothering me.
Yeah? What's that?
Well, Doug was a heart surgeon,
a family man,
a respected, upstanding member of the Fairmont Crest community.
That doesn't make him immortal.
Yeah, but why was he speeding down the highway
mad drunk in the early hours of the morning?
-[grunts] -Why wouldn't he call a rideshare?
Because drunk makes you stupid.
Doug and I, we may have had an unconventional marriage,
but we-we still loved each other very much.
-I know. -No, you don't!
I know what you think,
what-what everybody thinks.
[sniffles] That I was a terrible wife to Doug.
I mean... [shuddering]
I mean... [sniffles] look at where I am right now.
H-How could I have been having...
having sex with you in...
[sniffles] in a hotel suite in Puerto Rico when...
[shuddering]
...when all the time the-the father of my kids
was dead in some ravine?
What-what kind of person does that make me, Joey?
You're not to blame for your husband getting drunk
and running off the road.
It was an accident.
Pure and simple.
-A horrible accident. -[sniffles]
Are you sure about that?
What are you asking me?
You didn't have a hand in this, did you, Joey?
I never thought a Dupree would go for a Vegas wedding,
but you go, Dani.
She looks so happy, doesn't she?
You being serious right now?
What, about being happy for your ex?
Of course.
[chuckles] I mean, all I've ever wanted
was for Dani to wish us well and move on with her life.
She may not have been able to do the first part,
but that doesn't mean I have to be as petty as she is.
I wish her and Andre all the happiness in the world.
Look, this is not some kind of game, Hayley, okay?
This is my family we're talking about.
You mean your former family, Bill?
I'm your wife now,
and apparently Dani's Andre Richardson's.
Which seems to bother you.
Mind telling me why?
-Do I really need to spell it out for you? -Yes, you do.
And quickly, because your reaction's giving
-all kinds of red flags right now. -Listen,
I couldn't care less about what the hell Dani does, okay?
What I'm concerned about is how it's gonna affect my children.
You mean your two grown-ass daughters?
Yes. One of whom just went through a major trauma.
[sighs]
I know. And...
that was awful for Chelsea.
For all of you.
But that doesn't mean
Dani marrying Andre is going to affect Chelsea's recovery.
See, that's where you're wrong, baby.
Okay? You couldn't be more wrong.
Life was just beginning to get back to normal for Chelsea,
and then her mother turns around and pulls a stunt like this?
That's because Dani always has to be the center of attention.
And she'll get it, too.
Even at the expense of her daughter's well-being.
Swear. What?
[sighs]
I can just imagine the negative press
that this whole... Vegas adventure is gonna generate.
You're sure that's the only reason you're upset?
Hayley, baby, okay, look, I...
We can't keep replaying this every time Dani acts up, okay?
I don't have time to keep reassuring you of my devotion
to you and only you.
I just...
I'm late for work.
[sighs]
Bill!
Wait!
Babe! Babe!
[sighs]
You better not compartmentalize me.
Uh, Miss Anita.
Hey. Good morning.
-Senator. -Andre.
Thank you for coming.
Yeah, I came over as quickly as I could.
Hope I didn't keep you waiting.
You're here.
That's all that matters.
Hey, Auntie, it's good...
Don't you mean "sister-in-law"?
Would you mind explaining this?
[clears throat]
I thought Jacob said it was an accident.
He did.
Did he give you any reason to doubt it was?
No.
But you do.
I-I don't know what to think, but I...
I have to ask.
I couldn't live with myself if I didn't ask.
You've always disliked Doug.
I have no respect for the man.
I thought you could do better.
But that's no reason for me to want him dead.
You've been pushing his buttons lately.
And I know he was gambling last night, probably at your casino.
And I was here with you.
Don't remind me.
Just like I'm here with you right now.
You know I would never hurt you.
Because harming Doug would do just that.
So you're saying you had nothing to do with his death?
Adamantly and unequivocally.
Yes, Leonard, I-I'm-I'm sure.
This is what Andre and I both want.
Uh-huh. Yeah, so if you can just do what you can to contain this
before it gains any more traction. [sniffles]
Thank you. I appreciate it.
[sighs]
Geez!
Knock much?
You can't just barge in here anytime you want.
Who was that? Hmm?
TMZ looking for a quote?
Or maybe Page Six?
-What are you going on about? -Oh, I just figured
that the media might want a statement
from the spontaneous and unpredictable Dani Dupree,
who apparently just lost her mind
and married a man half her age.
Why are you wasting your time and energy
overthinking a simple DUI?
My gut tells me something's off.
Doug McBride was a lush
who got wasted before getting behind the wheel
of his fancy car.
Now, whatever else he was and whatever else he did...
...that's the way he ended his life.
Period.
I'm just glad no one else got hurt by his foolishness.
On that we can agree.
Then file the damn report and let's get back
to solving actual crimes.
Doug McBride has taken up enough time for one morning.
To put it simply...
...I had nothing to do with Doug's death.
I'm sorry.
I-I should have known better.
No apology necessary.
You're going through an enormous amount of stress.
My mind is all over the place.
Was there anything I could have done to prevent this?
If I... [sniffles] if I had insisted
that Doug get help for his drinking and gambling,
would he still be alive?
Playing the "what if" game will only drive you crazy.
And with everything else that you'll be going through,
it only makes it worse.
Why don't you take a nice, long, hot shower?
Your muscles are in knots.
And with everything that's coming for you
in the next few days,
you need to find every chance you can to relax.
Jacob said I should take care of myself.
Wise man.
For a cop.
A shower does sound nice.
While you're doing that, I'll, uh...
I'll order some breakfast,
and then we'll get packed and get you home.
Joey?
Thank you.
For taking such good care of me.
[shuddering]
I don't know how I'd get through this without you.
We tried to reach Dani.
I take it you two were together?
Yeah, we just flew in.
Our phones have been off.
And it didn't occur to either of you?
No, as far as we knew, no.
I can't believe this woman posted this.
She didn't even ask.
I didn't know she was taking pictures of us.
So the pictures are what you're concerned about?
Not getting drunk and marrying my daughter in Vegas?
[sighs] I know how all of this might look, but...
I don't think you do.
I am so disappointed, Andre.
Now, I've come to expect wildness from Dani,
but I expected better from you.
As did I.
I thought you cared about my sister.
I do. Very much.
Well, you've got one hell of a way of showing it.
If you really had real feelings
for my daughter, you'd have the integrity and class
to be up-front about it,
not drag her off to some quickie wedding.
There was no dragging involved, sir.
And, due respect, neither Dani nor I
owed anybody an explanation.
We didn't need permission.
So you planned this?
Things just spiraled, Auntie.
Unfortunately, that is on-brand for Dani.
[sighs] Excuse me.
Look, come on. Dani didn't do this. This is all on me.
So this asinine wedding was your idea?
Oh, please, Daddy.
Andre is just trying to let Dani off the hook.
We all know my sister doesn't do anything
she doesn't want to do.
Dani's been through a lot she hasn't wanted to do,
starting with her divorce.
And while her reactions to things may be a bit unusual,
I think the fact that she's gotten through it all with grace
and with strength is to her credit.
Are you actually trying to defend my sister to me?
That shouldn't be necessary, Auntie.
But, yeah, I am.
As much as I love her, Dani has a way of throwing
not only her own life but everyone else's into chaos.
And in case the two of you haven't noticed,
she is not the only one in this family
who's had her life blown up.
The rest of us would like a break from the endless drama.
I know. Okay?
And I'm sorry.
So what do you intend to do about it?
There's nothing for any of you to worry about.
The situation is being handled.
Handled how?
Dani's having our marriage annulled as we speak.
You were the one who said
we shouldn't spend so much time together.
And yet here you are,
busting into my house and insulting me.
Get the hell out.
I'm not going anywhere until you explain this.
Well, I'll admit the photo quality isn't that great,
but the framing is good.
And, overall, I think it's a flattering shot.
I'm not talking about the quality of the damn picture.
Okay? I'm talking about the ridiculousness,
the idiocy that it represents.
My days of explaining myself to you are over.
Your child bride has to deal with your mess. I don't.
So why don't you go on home to her?
I'm sure she's waiting for someone to slice bananas
into her Frosted Flakes.
[scoffs] You have the gall to stand here
and make digs about the age difference between me and Hayley
when your new husband was still playing with blocks
when you and I were on our honeymoon?
-Sounds like someone's jealous. -Look, look, look.
Dani, look, get this through your head.
Okay? The only reason I give a damn
about anything that you do
is because of how it will affect our daughters.
Now, it's past time for you to start thinking about somebody
other than yourself.
You need to grow up.
Stop acting like a petulant child.
-You first. -Look, if you have
a shred of dignity left,
you will have this ridiculous marriage annulled
before Naomi and Chelsea find out about it.
That is, if they haven't already.
Score.
On my way.
Got to go. Smash-and-grab on K Street.
Good. Go after some real bad guys.
Whatever, man.
[phone buzzing]
It's about time.
Everything went off without a hitch.
You're sure you covered all your tracks?
You don't have to worry.
As far as the world's concerned,
Doug McBride's death was a tragic accident
and nothing more.
I forgot my briefcase.
I know.
I tried calling after you,
but you ran out of here like a bat out of hell.
Did you get all the way to the office
before you realized you didn't have it?
I didn't go to the office.
Where'd you go, Bill?
I went to see Dani.
At least this ill-advised marriage is being annulled.
That shows Dani's coming to her senses.
Until the next crisis.
Well, I think we need to take things a day at a time
where your sister is concerned.
I am a little Dani'd out for the day, if you don't mind.
Although I do feel terrible that I unloaded on Andre.
Oh, I'm sure he understands that we're all under stress.
You know what really gets to me?
Even though they're not really married,
Andre was more loyal to Dani than my husband was to me.
Oh, sweetheart, don't...
And before I get any more pitying looks,
I am going to be on my way.
Things will be better.
Oh, I wish I had your faith.
I'm headed to the hospital. I love you guys.
Love you more.
[door opens]
[door closes]
I hate seeing Nicole in so much pain.
Yeah, so do I.
Let's look on the bright side.
At least Dani's finally starting
to face the consequences of her actions head-on.
From your lips, my darling.
From your lips.
What did my sister want?
Well, they saw a photo of our Vegas wedding online.
Did you know that woman was taking our picture?
No.
Guess it's good marketing.
Anita Williams' daughter
married by an Anita Williams impersonator.
Okay, wait a minute. You're pretty calm about all this.
Especially since you were the one who insisted
that no one in your family know about our wedding.
What's done is done.
Oh.
Okay. Well, at least you were spared the blowup.
I'm sorry you got dragged into this.
Nah, it's okay.
Hey, no matter what,
we're always gonna be there for each other.
I was happy to be able to help you out today.
I explained to Aunt Nicole and your parents
that we both agreed that our marriage was a mistake
and that we're having it annulled.
About that...
Change of plans?
[chuckles] In what way?
How would you feel about staying married
a little while longer?
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