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Yeah, I'm walking into the shop right now. I can't believe that you're making

do this. I mean, I don't care that Jeff wants to play the back nine today. Your

wife shouldn't have to pick up the car. All right, we got a customer.

Oh, hold on.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Did you get peed, dude?

Yeah.

All right, make sure you're done.

Mm, yeah, yeah. What do I owe you?

Why are you filming?

Fuck,

I hit me on one.

Excuse me. All right, so she'll be ready to go.

How do you want to pay?

Card.

$1 ,500, all right.

Yeah, that's fine. Just don't get grease on me.

All right.

Oh, sorry, honey. I'll be right back.

Oh, no.

Why do I... Why do I have to come here? I don't understand.

Dude, like, you're creeping me out. Like, please.

Please.

God, how hard is it to get good fucking help? Let's get this lady out of here,

man. Come on.

All right.

We're having a little issue with the card.

Hold on, honey. This moron's trying to talk to me. What?

All right, we're having an issue with the card. It's declining.

That's not possible. Run it again.

All right, I'll try again.

I mean, obviously I have the money.

Sorry, babe.

I don't know what these idiots are doing.

Yeah, I'm having brunch with Donna after this, and then I'll be home, I think.

If you could get your ass off the golf course sometime between now and then,

that would be lovely.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Um... It's declined.

Right?

Look, hold on.

Cash? Baby, what? I don't have cash. Who carries cash these days? Baby, why is

my card getting declined?

You don't carry cash?

Why not?

Excuse me. I'm on the phone.

What? You did what?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Charles, you are such a goddamn asshole.

Here you go.

Looks like cash it is. Cash?

I don't carry cash.

So what do you got then?

Like $1 ,500 worth of work.

This never happens.

What? I'm going to kill myself.

I got an idea how you can pay your bill.

He's the boss, though. Oh. I gotta do it. You have an idea about how I'm

supposed to pay the bill? Don't fucking look at me like that, you goddamn

perverts. Will you show us your tits?

Those are fucking nice titties. You're fucking perverts.

I am leaving you the worst review.

Get out of here. You like it. Fucking show us your tits.

Come on.

I want something in here. Come on.

And you'll wipe the bill?

Whoa.

All right. Show us the tits. We'll talk about it after we see the tits. I mean,

he worked on this car all week. He really fucked up. He fucked it up.

Almost broke my finger.

Working on your brake.

What?

She really did it. Really?

Nice. Of course they're real.

Can I touch them?

With those greasy fingers?

No, this is fucking weird. Look, man. Are you going to give me the card? All

right, you're going to call yourself a taxi then. You're not taking a car

Well, I mean, the taxi's not going to accept my card either, so... What do you

want? You're in a little bind here.

Yep.

Let him touch those titties with those dirty -ass fucking hands.

Yeah, how about it?

Funky, disgusting.

Dirty. This lady, you don't want to mess with her. This lady.

This lace was $1 ,000.

If you fuck it up... This is $1 ,000? Mm -hmm.

If you fuck it up, I swear to God... I guess we'll take this, too.

You're both fucking assholes.

You like this?

You like it.

It's all fucking dirty.

Look, look.

Come on.

Like, is this... Are we... Did you get your rocks off? Are we good?

I mean, come on.

Not quite.

Yeah. Let's see where this is going. The only way to get out of here is to fuck

some fucking rods.

Spread some mud.

wedding ring?

Look at Miss Prissy now. I got no money to pay my bill.

I'm going to mouthful the cut.

Disgusting. Yeah, you come down to the garage and get a little fucking dick in

your mouth.

Oh

You fucking love it.

Fuck you.

That pretty little mouth and that dick. Do it. Do it.

You want that fucking far back? Do it.

That car costs more than you make in a year.

Look at her. I thought I saw a little smile there. I think she fucking likes

Fuck you. Shut up. You fucking like it.

Well...

Who do you have to run this fucking way?

Shut up, lady.

You're bastards.

I don't care if your dick's good.

Oh, God. Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh,

God.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

This is beautiful.

Oh my God.

Are you ready?

And then I'd have to think of something.

What? You have no money?

Fucking asshole, my god. At least he's got a dick like you.

Oh, man.

Oh,

my god.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes, right there.

Oh, fuck.

What?

Oh my god.

You better be grateful you made me cum on this cock otherwise I'd kill you.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Thank you.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Struggling with fucking tits.

Struggling with fucking tits.

Struggling.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Like, this was something, but... A little more left.

Get a little bit out of it.

You're good, lady.

Fuck you.

Hey,

hey, hey, hey.

Relax, all right?

Fuck!

What the fuck? You asshole. Oh, my God.

Good day.

Fuck you.

Have a nice day. Come again.