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It's laundry day, sweetheart.

What's wrong?

I have the worst headache. I woke up and took some pills for my headache, and it

just got worse.

Wait, which pills did you take?

The ones marked headache pills.

Oh, my God.

You didn't take a headache pill, sweetheart. You took firecrackers.

Your dad started using it for me, and he thought it was a really bad idea, but I

thought it would be better to hide it from you, so we switched the label.

So I took Viagra? I'm sorry.

Yes, I think you took Viagra.

Oh, man, what are you wearing? This doesn't really help.

Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry.

Come on, we'll fix this. Come on, come with me.

Oh, you poor thing. I'm so sorry.

There's really only one way to kind of help with that, though. You're going to

have to shag your way.

I would, but I don't have the strength. My head hurts too much.

Oh. Well, I mean, I could help you get rid of it.

That's fine.

That would be weird. You're my mom.

I'm your stepmom.

Besides, I was the one who switched the labels on the bottle. I'm the one

walking around in a sexy little outfit.

It's kind of my fault. I can help you get rid of it.

Okay. You lie back and let me take care of it.

Let me just get it nice and wet.

Thank you.

Does that feel good?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

No. Right?

It should be.

Not at all?

Not really, no.

Maybe if I...

That

feels like a television.

I think

I'm

feeling a little bit better now

Well, why don't you go lie down in bed, have a nap, and I'm sure it'll pass.

Just give it a bit more time.

Okay.

Thank you. It's okay, sweetheart.

What are you doing here?

Sweetie, are you okay?

No, I still have a boner.

Well, I mean, I looked online at what we can do about this boner, and there's

really only one other thing that we can try, and that's have sex.

But the thing is that we can't do vaginal sex because...

Your dad and I are trying to have a baby, so there's not actually any

contraception in the house. We don't have any condoms or anything, and I'm

on anything. Not on any pills.

So what are we going to do?

Well, there is another way.

We could do anal sex.

What? Really?

Yeah, well, honey, if there was any other option, I would tell you.

But what about dad?

Oh, honey, you can't tell your father.

He can never know.

Can you keep it a secret?

Sure, yeah, I can keep it a secret.

Good job, sweetie.

Wow.

What you're going to have to do, sweetheart, is lubricate.

Mommy's asshole a little bit. Can you do that for her?

Yeah. Yeah?

You like Mommy's asshole?

Wow, so tight yeah

Thank you.

I think it's fair that you're playing with mommy and mommy doesn't get to play

with you.

No. No?

Don't tell me your mom's your first wife.

Oh my god, you definitely took a lot of Viagra's dick so hard.

Let me just take my fucking out. Hey.

You want to stick this in mommy's arms?

Yeah. Yeah.

Say yes please, mommy. Yes please, mommy. Yeah.

Yeah, you like it.

Oh my God.

Oh my God,

yeah.

I'm so tired.

You like it? Yeah.

You can feel your balls blocking my inner thighs.

charge just then.

I said let Mommy take care of you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Let Mommy watch you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Let me take care of this baby for you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

You can talk about me back. It's okay. You don't have to be afraid of me.

You can talk about me.

It includes...

Oh my God.

like making it till...

Bless you, mate.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Yeah.

Yes. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Your mommy's also clenching on your dick.

dripping down my ass oh yeah yeah where is it

i think i'm starting to feel better yeah that headache's going away yeah

where's the rest of it can't let dad find this evidence

your lesson now i feel better now don't take the headache pills no more headache

pills or you know who to come to if you accidentally

take one okay it'll be our secret thank

you you're welcome

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