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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:50,640 It's laundry day, sweetheart. 2 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:52,980 What's wrong? 3 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:59,560 I have the worst headache. I woke up and took some pills for my headache, and it 4 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:00,640 just got worse. 5 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:03,660 Wait, which pills did you take? 6 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:06,500 The ones marked headache pills. 7 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,580 Oh, my God. 8 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:17,720 You didn't take a headache pill, sweetheart. You took firecrackers. 9 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:24,320 Your dad started using it for me, and he thought it was a really bad idea, but I 10 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,320 thought it would be better to hide it from you, so we switched the label. 11 00:02:28,660 --> 00:02:30,860 So I took Viagra? I'm sorry. 12 00:02:33,460 --> 00:02:35,880 Yes, I think you took Viagra. 13 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,700 Oh, man, what are you wearing? This doesn't really help. 14 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,460 Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry. 15 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:43,680 Come on, we'll fix this. Come on, come with me. 16 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,660 Oh, you poor thing. I'm so sorry. 17 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:01,060 There's really only one way to kind of help with that, though. You're going to 18 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:03,900 have to shag your way. 19 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:09,920 I would, but I don't have the strength. My head hurts too much. 20 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:16,760 Oh. Well, I mean, I could help you get rid of it. 21 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:18,220 That's fine. 22 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,020 That would be weird. You're my mom. 23 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,620 I'm your stepmom. 24 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:27,980 Besides, I was the one who switched the labels on the bottle. I'm the one 25 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:30,360 walking around in a sexy little outfit. 26 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:35,200 It's kind of my fault. I can help you get rid of it. 27 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Okay. You lie back and let me take care of it. 28 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:50,140 Let me just get it nice and wet. 29 00:03:52,810 --> 00:03:53,810 Thank you. 30 00:03:59,170 --> 00:04:00,550 Does that feel good? 31 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:01,970 Yeah. 32 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:04,150 Yeah. 33 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:12,670 Thank you. 34 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,640 No. Right? 35 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:30,540 It should be. 36 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:33,820 Not at all? 37 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,240 Not really, no. 38 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:43,000 Maybe if I... 39 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:48,220 That 40 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:51,560 feels like a television. 41 00:07:39,270 --> 00:07:39,890 I think 42 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:55,650 I'm 43 00:07:55,650 --> 00:07:57,050 feeling a little bit better now 44 00:08:01,330 --> 00:08:04,290 Well, why don't you go lie down in bed, have a nap, and I'm sure it'll pass. 45 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:05,750 Just give it a bit more time. 46 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:07,030 Okay. 47 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:09,450 Thank you. It's okay, sweetheart. 48 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:49,680 What are you doing here? 49 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,180 Sweetie, are you okay? 50 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:54,280 No, I still have a boner. 51 00:08:56,160 --> 00:09:01,700 Well, I mean, I looked online at what we can do about this boner, and there's 52 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:06,540 really only one other thing that we can try, and that's have sex. 53 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:11,440 But the thing is that we can't do vaginal sex because... 54 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:15,480 Your dad and I are trying to have a baby, so there's not actually any 55 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,320 contraception in the house. We don't have any condoms or anything, and I'm 56 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,740 on anything. Not on any pills. 57 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:22,400 So what are we going to do? 58 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:25,380 Well, there is another way. 59 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,140 We could do anal sex. 60 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:30,420 What? Really? 61 00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:36,080 Yeah, well, honey, if there was any other option, I would tell you. 62 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:41,890 But what about dad? 63 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:44,750 Oh, honey, you can't tell your father. 64 00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:46,990 He can never know. 65 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:48,810 Can you keep it a secret? 66 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,970 Sure, yeah, I can keep it a secret. 67 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:55,790 Good job, sweetie. 68 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:00,270 Wow. 69 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:09,650 What you're going to have to do, sweetheart, is lubricate. 70 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,720 Mommy's asshole a little bit. Can you do that for her? 71 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,520 Yeah. Yeah? 72 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:34,140 You like Mommy's asshole? 73 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:03,490 Wow, so tight yeah 74 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Thank you. 75 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,580 I think it's fair that you're playing with mommy and mommy doesn't get to play 76 00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:07,580 with you. 77 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,080 No. No? 78 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,120 Don't tell me your mom's your first wife. 79 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,960 Oh my god, you definitely took a lot of Viagra's dick so hard. 80 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,240 Let me just take my fucking out. Hey. 81 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,620 You want to stick this in mommy's arms? 82 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,240 Yeah. Yeah. 83 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,300 Say yes please, mommy. Yes please, mommy. Yeah. 84 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,400 Yeah, you like it. 85 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,840 Oh my God. 86 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:51,660 Oh my God, 87 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,500 yeah. 88 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,100 I'm so tired. 89 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,460 You like it? Yeah. 90 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:38,220 You can feel your balls blocking my inner thighs. 91 00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,520 charge just then. 92 00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,760 I said let Mommy take care of you. 93 00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:02,880 Yeah. Yeah. 94 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,320 Let Mommy watch you. 95 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:06,820 Oh. 96 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,200 Oh. 97 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,380 Oh. 98 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:16,360 Let me take care of this baby for you. 99 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,580 Oh. Oh. 100 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,420 Oh. Oh. 101 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,700 Oh. Oh. 102 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,180 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 103 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:40,060 You can talk about me back. It's okay. You don't have to be afraid of me. 104 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,260 You can talk about me. 105 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,400 It includes... 106 00:30:03,209 --> 00:30:04,209 Oh my God. 107 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,240 like making it till... 108 00:32:16,030 --> 00:32:17,030 Bless you, mate. 109 00:34:44,110 --> 00:34:45,750 Yeah. Yeah. 110 00:34:46,570 --> 00:34:47,570 Yeah. 111 00:34:50,150 --> 00:34:51,150 Yeah. 112 00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:54,570 Oh, 113 00:34:59,150 --> 00:35:00,390 fuck. Yeah. 114 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:03,870 Yes. Yeah. 115 00:35:04,630 --> 00:35:08,930 Oh, my God. Your mommy's also clenching on your dick. 116 00:35:48,110 --> 00:35:54,430 dripping down my ass oh yeah yeah where is it 117 00:35:54,430 --> 00:36:00,790 i think i'm starting to feel better yeah that headache's going away yeah 118 00:36:00,790 --> 00:36:05,150 where's the rest of it can't let dad find this evidence 119 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:37,840 your lesson now i feel better now don't take the headache pills no more headache 120 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:44,160 pills or you know who to come to if you accidentally 121 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:50,780 take one okay it'll be our secret thank 122 00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:54,100 you you're welcome 7950

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