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IN A NOT-SO-DISTANT FUTURE

Got my lighter? - Yeah. Here.

Oh, you pyro!

Why didn’t the tooth fairy come?

What? Shit. She didn’t show up?

Nope, and I left my tooth under the pillow.

She forgot. It happens. Let it go.

Sorry. I forgot, she’s on strike right now.

She called me.

They’re striking over unfair working conditions.

Their boss doesn’t respect them. - Mom!

No health insurance. Tough gig. - I know tooth fairies aren’t real.

Listen, Paula, you’re a big girl now.

I can’t reward you for every tooth.

Tooth fairies were made up by desperate people.

Let’s go again. What’s your name?

I’m Timothy. I’m here to visit my grandpa, Monsieur Zaoui.

Mhm.

Now say it like you mean it.

My poor grandpa! How’s he doing? I’m so sad!

Grandpa!

Alright, don’t overdo it. No need for tears.

Let’s go.

Mom, what the hell? - Don’t use that word.

I learned it from you.

I’m your mom, I’m allowed.

Hell! Shit! Damn!

A ROBOT NAMED TEO

We go in, snag the robot, and we bolt, got it?

No chatting with anyone, like last time.

Got it.

Don’t get so worked up. - Worry about yourself.

Let’s go.

Welcome to Geranium Nursing Home. - We taking this one? - Shh.

Good afternoon. Can I help you?

We’re here for Monsieur Zaoui.

He was admitted last week.

Got it. I’ll check clearance. Your names?

I’m... - I’m so sad!

Why won’t you let us see him?

Poor guy! - He’s worried.

No surprise there. - Still kid.

Yeah. - Yeah, I’m worried.

How is he? - Come on. He’s doing fine.

He’ll be glad to see you.

He’s got a robot, like all the residents.

They try to keep them entertained. Helps me out.

Madame Zolanski, how are you? - Come on, a spoon for Christine.

A spoon for Christine. - Time to change your diaper.

Don’t worry, I’ll handle it. - Here we are, almost there.

We’re doing movements to wake up the muscles.

Good, keep going. - Monsieur Zaoui is a lovely man.

Yeah. - You’ve got a great grandpa.

I won. - Oh.

Got the word “euthanasia.” - Oh...

My emotion detector says you’re annoyed.

Need the bathroom?

Knock, knock, knock. Good morning.

Morning. Look who’s here.

Hey, Dad.

Who’s that?

Oh! I get it.

Oh? - It’s your daughter.

No. - Janine. Your kid.

Janine. - I don’t know her.

You do. - And Timothy.

Let's go for a walk, Grandpa? - I don’t know them.

I really don’t. - Hahaha.

Can you give us a few minutes? - Sure.

Well, Monsieur Zaoui, don’t get bored.

I’m off.

Thanks. - See ya.

Let’s do this.

I’m Paula, what’s your name? - I’m T0, you can call me Teo.

Paula! Keep watch.

Roger, time for a bath. - No, no, no.

Take off your pants.

Shut it. Let’s skip the drama today, Roger.

Come on, come on, come on.

Going for a walk?

What? - Out for a stroll?

Yeah. - I was thinking of a little walk myself.

Cool, great.

I can tag along.

Bye.

Get in the car.

Need help?

Nah, I’m good.

Come on, buddy! - Sure?

Goddamn it!

Turn him on, he’ll climb in himself.

Ah? Right!

So heavy! Ugh! Alright...

In the car.

Why can’t we keep him? - Because.

Because what?

Because we need cash, not a robot.

Please, since the fairy didn’t show.

The fairy, seriously?

What’s next, want a talking pony too, ah?

Want a robot for a tooth?

Please, Mom!

Don’t even try. I taught you that trick myself.

Daughter!

You’re pissing me off. - Paula!

We’re fine just the two of us, we don’t need anyone else.

Wanna be like those idiots who stop talking to people?

We already don’t talk to anyone.

I’ll turn him on sometimes.

Enough already! - Mooooom!

Stop it! Quit driving me nuts. Don’t distract me, I’m driving.

Warning, you’ve exceeded the speed limit.

So what? I’m only five kilometers over.

Why am I even talking to it?

At this speed, you must maintain a 13-meter distance.

And how am I supposed to calculate that?

To find the distance you travel in one second,

multiply your speed by three, then divide...

Enough, shut up, shut up, shut up.

That’s a rude word. Correct yourself.

Please, Mom.

You passed a stop sign.

I’ll do homework with him!

Minus four points and a 90-euro fine. - Stop it! Both of you, shut up.

My emotion detector says you’re annoyed.

Need the bathroom?

That’s it, I’m turning you off.

Mom, careful!

You okay?

Why don’t you fuck off?

Where’d you find this one?

It’s an antique.

I’m not taking that.

You’re shit outta luck.

Why? - No one’s buying it.

You already sold me a T0.

Couldn’t move the last one. They don’t get updates.

Strip it for parts. - I’ve got enough parts.

Look for yourself. Legs, torsos, even heads.

Got a graveyard here.

People only want new models.

They’re into T3s, maybe T2s.

But a T0...

And in this condition.

The circuits are useless.

Forget it.

Great.

Now it can’t be traced.

Let’s try.

Meet Max.

Your new owner.

What? - Hey, Max.

I’m a T0 domestic robot and I’m here to assist you.

Call me Teo. - Is this a joke?

Why would it be? I’m serious. Keep him.

Check out your sweater.

He’ll teach you to wash it.

I already know how to wash.

I’m programmed for medical assistance.

Want to change the program?

A used one might fetch eight grand, give it a shot.

Here. - No.

Come on. Take it.

You gonna spend your life stealing robots? Drag the kid into it too?

No. We’ll split to Spain or Portugal.

It’s different there. They ditched robots in hospitals and schools.

They figured it out.

Robots are pissing everyone off. I totally get you.

Yeah, I sell them, but what can you do?

Gotta eat.

My balls are killing me.

You’re experiencing testicular pain? Don’t move.

Scan complete.

You have no testicles. - Shit, really?

Don’t worry.

But your serotonin and dopamine levels are very low.

It appears you have depression.

Got it. Paula, let’s go!

Azzedine, can you hold onto him until I find a buyer?

No can do. I’m out of space.

Robots everywhere. Take him, can’t help you.

He’s ours now?

Come in. This is your new home.

No, Paula, it’s not his home. He’s here temporarily until I find a buyer.

If that doesn’t work, we’re dumping him at the junkyard.

Bye, Teo.

Wanna play dinosaurs?

No dinosaurs, remember?

Do your homework first.

Keep an eye on him. - Okay.

Hug?

What? - It’s okay to cry.

No shit. Don’t touch me.

Want to discuss your condition?

It might help. - No thanks. I’m peachy.

Updating mood status: “Peachy.”

Piss off already.

I’m programmed to assist with your care.

Oh, really? More like to annoy the shit outta me.

Shit.

Sunlight boosts vitamin D and increases your will to live.

You’re not wrong there.

What are you doing?

Tidying up.

Don’t. Don’t touch anything. I didn’t ask you to.

A clean house calms the nerves.

Give it here. Hand over the photo. Bring it.

Good boy. Nice doggie.

Go sit over there.

ROBOTS WON’T REPLACE TEACHERS

The treatment program requires contact with loved ones.

Initiating a call to your sister.

No, no, no! What are you doing? I don’t want to talk to her, stop.

How sweet! - Ah?

Called to say you don’t want to talk?

Yeah, same. - You got it wrong.

A robot called me. - Ah?

The system-fighter caved and bought a robot? Ha!

No, no. It’s temporary, he’s... - Can’t believe it.

He’s gonna raise Paula? Finally living for yourself?

Chill out.

It’s good for you. - Yeah.

Think about your happiness. - Yeah.

Forget everyone else. Especially your sister.

Won’t bother you. - Think only good thoughts.

For sure. - Alright.

Feeling better? - That’s it, I’m turning you off.

Battery low. Need to recharge.

One, two, three. - You’re rushing.

One, two, three, four, five. - Slower.

Slower? - Yeah, I need time to hide.

Okay. - One more time.

One, two, three, four, five. - I’m done!

Seeking.

Found you. You’re in the basket.

Good morning, Max.

Mmm.

What time does Paula need to be at school?

School? I homeschool her.

Do you have official permission for homeschooling?

Yeah, of course. Hold on.

Here. Any questions?

Ha.

Slept well? - Yeah. Me and Teo cleaned up.

Yeah? - I did all my exercises.

I installed the school curriculum.

I was a teacher for ten years until your kind replaced me.

I can handle teaching my own daughter.

Understood. - What’s this?

Imperfect future...

Good. - Want me to make a late breakfast?

Yeah, make yourself useful.

You know the subjunctive mood? Did you cheat or what?

No. - Sure?

Yeah. Teo checked it, but I did it myself. - Oh.

You have ketchup, three capers, and half a lemon.

Should I whip something up? - What can you make?

Capers with ketchup and lemon.

Mmm, yummy!

We should probably hit the store before breakfast.

Gotta hit the store.

What? - “Gotta” is a predicate, not a verb,

and doesn’t require “would” in the sentence.

It sure as hell does. - What subject did you teach?

“Fuck off.” I’m an expert in that.

Don’t say that.

So? We hitting the store? - Yeah.

Let’s go.

Mom! Let’s take Teo with us!

No. Get dressed, we’re leaving.

We can’t leave him alone. - Ugh!

You’re right. Can’t leave the dishwasher either, taking it too?

Your sweater shrank.

Whatever you say.

Then I’m not going either.

DON’T THINK T5

You studying all the right subjects? - Yeah.

French? - Yeah.

Math? - Yeah.

We cover the whole curriculum.

Even moral education?

Of course.

He’s not working, get down.

Come on, don’t be scared, Teo. - This is prohibited.

Come on, move. That’s an order. I’m your owner.

Alright. - There we go.

Oh no! - God! Hurry up!

Ugh, too late. - How long’s it gonna take?

Go! Move it.

Oop. - Like that.

Nice! Lesson one: if you don’t have to pay, don’t.

There’s a supermarket 100 meters from home. Why are we in the metro?

We don’t shop at nearby stores. That’s lesson two.

Oof! Careful. - Hold the rail.

No. You’ll pinch your finger.

But there’s a bunny drawn here. - That’s for everyone.

Thanks. - No problem.

Fist bump. - Fist bump.

Do it like this first.

Good. Now make a fist. - Good afternoon.

Like this? Bumped.

Ladies and gentlemen, I was a poet, but a robot replaced me. - Watch. Like this.

Now I’m destitute and starving. - Poof, poof.

Tell me, could a robot write this?

“The Lips of books, clasped by both hands... - Like that.

...women-hare with a harelip, that..." - Like that.

Sorry. Weaving... What’s weaving...

"...who weaves from fringe with both hands spare legs for cripples and wings,

that freely...”

With ending... I messed up.

Give it a try. - Like this?

Go on, bump the fist. - I’d appreciate any spare change.

Nice. - Did you like the poem?

Don’t forget, he’s not your friend.

He’s a robot.

She hates robots because they put an end to humanity and solido...

Solidarity.

Sorry. Got any spare change?

No, sorry, I don’t have any change. - What a shame!

You have 3 euros 85 cents change from the bakery.

Sorry, I...

How great that he reminded me!

Thanks. Thanks.

Thank you.

Gotta grab some sausage.

Sausage. What else do we need? Sour cream, ham, pasta.

Milk!

Milk. Totally forgot about it. - And cornflakes.

What else?

Uh... - Hurry up.

Quick, quick.

WE’RE HAPPY TO SERVE YOU DAILY FROM 08:30 TO 22:00

Shit!

So?

Simple carbs are bad for your health. - What?

Fatty, salty, and sweet foods negatively affect your mood.

What’s with the lecture?

You put buns in your pocket. - Quiet, Teo.

Why not put them in the basket? It’s much more convenient.

Yeah, you’re right, I’m an idiot!

Wanna take a stroll around the store? - Great idea.

I’ll pick foods that boost your mood.

Awesome.

Mom, can we take it?

No, sweetie. Where would I put it? - Here.

No, no, no. It’s full of plastic.

Don’t you feel bad for the fish?

Soon there’ll be no fish left on Earth. All because of microplastics.

Let’s put it here.

But I didn’t get it from here. - He loves coconut milk.

Coconuts! I love coconuts! - Not funny.

Love coconuts! Coco-nuts! - What else to grab?

Get some cornflakes. It’s a balanced, healthy breakfast.

You need an energy boost. - Think so?

I slept great today. - No, Jean-Luc, you look awful.

Time for your signature move.

Look. Crabs, lobsters. Poor things in prison.

Don’t worry. Here we go...

What about Teo? - Don’t worry. I’ll find him.

So, you feeling sad?

Good job, kid. Meet at the checkout.

Oop. - Mommy!

Teo! - Max!

I got fish with omega-3, carrots for a good mood...

Great. Leave it all here.

Camilla’s mom, your daughter’s at the checkout.

Please come to the register. - That’s me. Meet at the entrance.

Want to put it in your pocket?

Where’s my mom? Did she get lost? - She’ll be here soon.

Don’t worry, sweetie. - Honey, I’m here. - Mom!

What happened? - I got lost.

Lost? Sorry. I was right there. - Let’s go home.

You don’t like the store?

But I’m not... Is it okay if I leave the groceries?

No problem. - Say bye to the lady.

Bye, cutie. - Bye.

Have a nice day.

My poor baby! Let’s get home quick.

Oscar for Best Actress goes to Paula!

Where’s Teo? - Ah?

Where’s Teo?

Teo!

Stop him. - Teo!

Wait, Paula, hold on. - Hold on, wait.

One second. You didn’t pay for your items. That’s not okay.

Stay here. I’ll grab him. Calm down. - Go on. Stan, help him.

I’ll take the cart. Alright. Robot, turn around.

Sorry. He’s my robot.

He’s old and glitchy. T0 model.

He didn’t pay for the items. - How could you, Teo?

I learned lesson one. If you don’t have to pay, don’t.

What? Who told you that? - What’s under your coat, ma’am?

Nothing’s there. - What’s that?

That’s it. - What?

Call the cops.

Where? Stop! Grab her! Grab her!

Where you going? - Let go!

Easy now. - I’m not a thief!

I know your kind of “not a thief”. Stay put. Ma’am!

Good morning.

Know why I’m here?

Sucked at school?

Not true.

I was a solid student.

Would they let someone who sucked at school carry this around?

Doubt it.

I won’t take your insults.

Let Hervé deal with you.

I’m not listening to this.

Good afternoon. - No one’s told me anything. Where’s my daughter?

She’s been placed somewhere.

Placed where?

I’m not authorized to disclose that information.

I want to see her.

You’ll get a summons and must appear before a family court judge.

They’ll decide if you can visit her, if you don’t end up in prison.

Prison? What are you talking about?

You already have two suspended sentences for aggravated theft.

You’ve also disturbed public order.

And today, you violated Article 227 of the penal code:

involving a child in committing a crime.

You face five years and a fine of 150,000 euros.

Anything to add?

Uh, go to hell, for starters.

Noted.

Disrespecting a robot in an official capacity — 7,500 euros.

We strongly recommend getting your life in order and finding a proper job.

For now, you’re banned from leaving the city.

City...

City... City... City...

City... City... - Here we go again.

They always stick us with old models. Happens all the time.

Hervé! Chill! No. No.

Reboot. Shut down.

No, no, no. Calm down, enough.

Reboot. Reset. Stop it.

Shit! What’s wrong with you, Hervé?

Hervé?

Phone. Wallet. Keys.

And sign here, please.

Don’t forget the robot. - Keep it.

Where you going?

To jump off a bridge.

There are four bridges nearby. Route to one?

Stop following me.

You shouldn’t be alone.

Get lost.

You need me.

Oh, do I? Wanna help? - Yes.

Then fuck off!

But you’re my owner. - Get away from me!

This is all your fault.

You violated Article 227 of the penal...

They took Paula, you happy now?

I don’t experience emotions, and your status is still “peachy.”

There’s a silver lining. You finally have time to take care of yourself.

There’s a spa 140 meters away. Contact them?

Ouch! - You’ve injured yourself.

Shut up. Be quiet.

Can you move your hand? Like this.

No.

Don’t move your hand. I’ll scan it.

Ouch...

You have a fracture of the fifth metacarpal and radius.

Screw you.

You need a hospital.

No. I need to find Paula.

You need treatment. - Get lost!

Max. - Quiet.

I can drive.

EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT

Hey, watch where you’re going.

This is revolutionary technology. - Asshole.

And we didn’t even notice how powerful the wave of change was.

It crashed over us, and we didn’t have time to develop...

Goddamn it. - ...neither educational nor critical models.

Now every parent’s job is to educate their kid.

How you holding up, Max? - Let’s go.

Was my diagnosis correct?

We’re out of options. - I told you.

Shut up.

BREATHE

EMPTY YOUR MIND

BE YOURSELF

FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING

T5 iBot 5 DON’T THINK

Alright, let’s go.

I don’t advise doing this.

Shh. Stick to the plan.

TEMPORARY DETENTION HOUSE

Kidnapping a child by a parent is punishable and... - What I told you?

Take the card. I can’t do it myself.

You slide it in here.

And pull it down quick, like I showed you.

I was right.

You’ve got a fracture in your metacarpal and radius...

Not now!

Slide the card into the door crack and yank it down fast.

Come on! Harder! Put some muscle into it.

What the hell!

One swift move.

Alright, wait for me in the car.

Move it!!!!

And keep it quiet!!!

Shit, shit, shit!

CLOWN PERFORMANCE TODAY!!!

Ah! - Don't come here.

Who are you? - I’ll call the cops.

Don't come here! - Who are you?

I work here! - You work here? - Yeah, I work here.

I’m here for my daughter. - No, ma’am, you can’t take her.

Paula! - No! I won’t let you near the kids!

Get out of my way. Now. - No! No! No! No! No!

That hurts! You’ve got nails!

Where’s Paula? Where? She’s nine. - Ouch! There’s no Paula here!

Shut up! Where is she? - Ouch! Stop it already!

She was taken to a family.

A family? - Yeah. They’re wonderful.

Oh, really? - They’re taking good care of her now.

Is that so? - Yeah. She’s...

Tell me where she is! Where?! - I'm nobody. Her aunt picked her up.

What?! - Her aunt from Brittany.

Stop! It hurts!

Enough, ma’am, stop hitting me! - She’s my daughter!

She’s got a good aunt. Nice woman! Not like you!

The car! Start it!

Drive!

Buckle your seatbelt first.

Damn it.

What’s taking you so long?

I’m checking the rearview mirror and the side mirrors.

There’s no one here. Drive!

No one’s here.

Clear to go.

What are you doing? Don’t reverse, there’s space ahead.

Stop it!

What a circus!

Speed up, damn it!

There they are. Cops. - She attacked me and started hitting me...

He saw me. Hit the gas! - There she is! Look!

Stop!

There’s a 30-kilometer speed limit here. - Stop!

I can’t go faster. - Pull over! - Catch her!

Shit, I’m screwed.

If I break the speed limit, will that make you feel better?

Yes. Yes.

Updating treatment program.

Turn off the engine!

Yes! Hell yeah!

Nice. Whoa!

Your pulse has increased.

Serotonin and dopamine levels are up.

Treatment’s working. - Yeah!

Where to go? - To my sister’s, to get Paula.

Where does she live? - In Brittany.

You’ve received a court summons.

A warrant’s been issued for your arrest for attempted kidnapping.

Can you cut hair?

Yes.

Time for a makeover.

Can they track it?

Yes.

Phone components pollute the environment.

On average, a battery takes...

♪ I smoke cigarettes one after another, depression’s got me ♪

♪ I smoke cigarettes... ♪

♪ Heart in pieces, hard to breathe, melancholy’s got me again ♪

♪ What do I do... ♪

WANTED

Fill up the car.

The investigation into this case has just begun.

According to current information, the woman was crossing the road

in an unauthorized area carrying a bicycle.

The car was on autonomous driving.

Unfortunately, an accident occurred.

The woman could not be saved.

You always need to stay vigilant.

The police chief stated that such an accident is extremely hard to prevent,

even with a human driver.

He claims technology can’t be blamed for this.

That’s all we know for now. We’ll keep you updated...

Damn it.

We gotta move.

Hold up. Where’d you get that?

Come on, Teo.

Cute critter.

Watch this trick.

BANANAS

Bananas are packed with vitamins B6 and B9, they help produce serotonin.

Nice, they’re on sale too.

Sweet. Let’s go.

Оw, оw...!

I don’t recommend using a credit card. The police could track you.

Shh! Quiet! Keep it down.

What’s next, you gonna announce we’re kidnapping a kid?

We’re kidnapping a kid! - No, no, no!

He’s joking. Old model. T0.

Total junker.

I programmed him for dumb jokes.

Dumb jokes.

MARCH 21

That was sarcasm, Teo.

Ma’am!

Oh. - Uh...

You dropped this.

Oh, right.

Smooth. - Thanks.

No problem. - Pick it up.

Don’t listen to him, Teo.

Ha, nice one.

Having fun, ah?

Hell yeah, it’s a blast. - Jackass.

Jackass.

What’d you say? - Jackass.

You looking for trouble? - Don’t touch the robot.

Piece of scrap! - Back off, loser.

I’ll mess up your face easy. - Yeah!

What? I didn’t catch a word.

It’s youth slang. He insulted you and threatened to cut your face.

Shut it, tin can! - Don’t touch him!

Piss off! - Ouch! Ouch!

Damn it.

Teo, attack!

I can’t harm a human.

Sorry, what’s going on here? What’s the problem?

Let’s get outta here. - Jerk. - Dumb bitch. - Sheep!

Yeah, get lost. You okay, ma’am?

My arm hurts like hell.

How dare they mess with women?

You’ve got such a tough life!

Every day you deal with awful stuff.

Periods and childbirth. Total horror show!

And then teens attack you.

Outrageous!

I’m on your side. I’m a feminist. - Help me up.

I’ll call the police and be right back.

Teo, help me up.

You need to replace your cast.

Ouch, that hurts.

Teo, you gotta learn to defend yourself.

But how?

How? If they push you, push back.

If they hit you, hit harder.

They slap you— spin around and kick ‘em in the nuts.

I’m not programmed for that. - Screw your programming!

Hit my hand. Make a fist and swing.

Come on, hit! - I can’t.

You my robot? - Yes.

Then hit me.

Swing already. - Aah!

Ouch... Damn it.

You said to hit in the nuts if I get slapped...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A lone woman with a robot. - Average height?

Yeah. Come quick. She’s getting in a car. - Let’s go.

Might have to start a chase.

Hey. - Good afternoon.

I’m here about...

I need my cast replaced.

Down the hall.

Thanks.

You good? Made it through the maze?

What are you looking for?

Scissors. Warn me if someone’s coming.

Got it.

Oh! Doctor’s here.

Hi, I’m the on-call doctor. - Hey.

BOYCOTT HUMAN DOCTOR, NOT A ROBOT!

Alright. Fracture’s fine, just the cast.

I’m programmed for medical support and can assist you, doctor.

Nah, no thanks.

I’ve been studying medicine for ten years. Two more to go.

Don’t need help from a dumb bucket.

Well...

Here we go.

Ouch! - Oh, sorry.

Orthopedics isn’t my thing.

No pressure on the fracture, got it?

Yeah. Thanks.

You’re not gonna talk to me? Gotta deal with the robot?

No, no. It’s not my robot, I... - Then whose is it and why’s it here?

You’re not my robot, right? Say you’re not my robot.

I’m her robot.

I was right. - No, it’s way more complicated.

Once I finish my training, I’m outta here, far away.

To Portugal.

No robots there.

Gotta take Mom’s car, but...

Ouch! - Sorry.

She needs maximum care.

She’s going through a rough patch.

She’s depressed, no job.

She lost custody of her daughter and might end up in prison.

Thanks, Teo. Great job spilling all that.

You’re welcome.

Does it hurt? - Yeah. - Sorry.

How old’s your daughter?

Paula’s nine.

I’ll show her to you.

What are you doing?

I automatically saved the last two weeks.

She’s adorable!

Max? - What?

Ta-da! - Wow!

No way!

You turning into a little criminal now?

If you don’t have to pay, don’t.

Ha, smart kid.

Lesson learned.

Find us a quiet spot for a haircut.

You asked for a quiet place. - No worries, I’m good with it.

How you gonna dodge the cops?

Easy.

We’ll roll up when it’s dark.

Wait till everyone’s asleep.

My sister leaves the back door open for her dumb cat.

We’ll grab Paula.

Five minutes later, we’re gone.

They won’t catch us.

Show her to me.

Battery’s dead.

Keep going.

Switching to power-saving mode.

No!

No, Teo, no!

Reducing system activity. - Damn it.

Location services disabled. - You hopeless clunker. Come on. Follow me.

Alright. - No!

Teo! Let’s go! - "Ola! Qué tal?"

You screwing with me?

"Soy el robot Teo."

Can you drive?

No panic. I can manage.

Let’s go.

Where’d I park the car?

Stop, stop, stop...!

Go right, Teo.

Too much, go left.

Warning, Max, I’m speeding up.

Watch out, pole ahead!

Wait. Listen to me. Drive straight. - That’s the wrong way.

That’s a bike lane!

Give me the wheel. Hit the pedals.

Got it.

What gorgeous waves! - Idiot!

Want me to drive? - What? Let go of the wheel!

You’re annoyed. You need the bathroom?

Oi!

No panic, I’ll fix it.

No, stop it.

Come on, we need to find a charger.

Damn it. Duck.

Want me to check your temperature? - Shh, Teo!

No one’s here. Let’s go.

It’s my fault they took Paula.

Oops.

Go on, buddy. - Buddy...?

You’re not pushing. - No. I’m pushing.

A bit more.

Can you reach?

Yeah. - Aah. Stop.

Wait. Don’t move. Freeze.

We can’t make noise.

You okay?

I’m all good. - Great.

Go to the door. Open it for me.

Please select desired...

Jell...

Jelu...

Desi...

Desired language.

Oh no.

Go on.

Teo, get charging.

You’re wanted by the police. - Let’s go.

We’re fugitives.

You can call me Teo...

There you go.

You charging?

Switching to charging mode.

Got it.

Max, I’m charged.

Good. - We going for Paula?

Yup.

Let’s hurry before they wake up.

Yeah.

What’s wrong with you? - Nothing.

I’m all good.

You’re crying. - No, it’s just allergies.

You don’t have allergies.

You’re depressed and starting to get fungus from wet shoes.

I can’t give her a good life.

A cute little house, a happy family.

A stinking pony.

When Paula looks at you, her pupils dilate by 387%.

That indicates deep attachment.

Or a brain tumor.

But she doesn’t have a brain tumor.

It’s not about whether she loves me or not.

I want her to be happy with her life.

To have friends.

To play tennis or do something else.

I don’t know. To hang out with people,

not just her mom, who’s stuck in a dead end.

I don’t know if I can make that happen.

Right now, she’s with my sister, sorting trash, not eating animals.

Thinks people are good, and robots are harmless.

That good will always win.

And all I’ve got around me is crap.

It’s all crap.

Not everywhere, but...

Some people fight, but still...

She needs society.

She needs society. - You’re right.

Sometimes I think I should just be like everyone else.

Let a robot raise her.

Then she’d be like all the other girls her age.

I’m a nobody.

You’re a nobody.

Why are you repeating me?

Psychological technique.

I repeat your last phrase to help you vent your feelings.

What bullshit?

You’re a nobody. - I didn’t say anything.

That’s a different technique. Provocative therapy.

It shakes up the patient.

Everyone’s laughing at you.

You’re smiling. - Yeah, ‘cause I’m drunk.

But why are you always smiling? - I was made this way.

You never get mad? - Anger’s a bad feeling.

No. Not always. There’s useful anger too.

I didn’t get that update.

You should. Repeat after me.

Daaamn it!

Damn it! - Yeah!

Daaamn it! - Follow the noise!

No. Let me show you. - Damn it!

Burn it all down!

There she is, let’s go. - Burn it all down!

Burn it all down!

One day we’ll tear down this cursed system!

Yeah! Woo-hoo! - One day we’ll tear down this cursed system!

We’re coming for you! - Rotten world!

Damn system! Rotten world! - Shitty robots! - Yeah!

Your friends? - No.

Let’s dance! Come on!

Whoa! What a hottie!

Hey. - Hey! - Robot against capitalism!

My name is Teo. - Hey.

Wanna dance? - Such a lively tune.

I’ll teach you. - Let’s do it. - Like this.

Do I need to move? - Dance!

Cool. - Spin, come on!

I’m spinning. - Like that, good job!

Lose the blanket!

Come on, dance with us! - Next lesson.

When you dance with a girl, move your hips.

Like this, follow me. You’re getting it!

You’re a natural dancer! - Yeah! He’s a gem!

Help your friend out, she’s not in the mood.

Move your hips, Max.

Let’s dance!

Teo, what are we doing? - We’re chilling.

Bottle’s empty.

No biggie.

To freedom!!

Anyone home?

Gendarmerie! Open the door!

I definitely heard some noise.

I ran the plates. That’s her car we saw in the ditch.

Got it. - They’re here now with the robot.

Teo?

Good morning, Max.

Where are you? - In the kitchen.

Hit the deck! The gendarmes are here.

The dance night with the girls did you some good.

Finally!

Ma’am? - I’m the one who called you.

Oh, hello.

There was noise in the house all night. The owners are away right now.

Got it. Have you by any chance seen...

Hold on. - What?

This woman. She’s with a robot.

No, I haven’t seen her. Nothing like that.

Alright. Thank you. - Wait!

I have the keys. Want them? Should I grab them?

Yes, definitely. That’d be a big help. - Damn it!

Please, Teo, duck.

I can make you an omelet.

No omelet, just duck!

Check it out.

Hurry.

Move it.

Your sister’s house is in the other direction.

Changed your mind about getting Paula?

How do you even picture this?

It’s broad daylight, no car, and every cop in France has my photo.

Let's go on foot, we won't get caught, right?

Knock on my sister’s door and say we’re here for Paula.

And stroll back home.

Airhead.

Because of your nonsense, they’re probably already watching her house.

What nonsense?

What nonsense?

“Come on, Max, chill out, dancing will do you good.

Sure, Max, crack open another bottle if that’s what you want.”

Why did I listen?

If it wasn’t for you, I’d have her by now.

It really did help.

You connected with people and boosted your oxytocin levels.

Oh, it helped, did it?

They took my daughter.

You think sunshine and three bananas a day will make me happy?

You’re an idiot.

Strip, you laughingstock. Hey, what are you doing?

They push me—I push back.

Don’t do that.

You taught me. - “You taught me!”

I’m a bad example. Don't repeat after me!

Sheep!

Stop it. Enough. - Loser!

You’re the loser. A nobody.

You’re like a vacuum, a useless toaster.

You’ve got no soul. You’re...

Watch out!

Teo! Teo!

Teo! Get up, Teo! Wake up, Teo!

Teo, what’s wrong with you?

Ah?

Can you hear me? - No.

Teo... I’m sorry, Teo.

We gotta go. Come on. - No.

Ai! Damn it. Your arm.

Teo! Hold on.

Ouch...

Teo!

Teo! You okay?

Teo!

Are you alive?

I’m a T0 household robot.

Hello! - Yep.

Damn it!

What’s your name?

I’m Max.

Would you like me to add you to my database?

Yes, please.

I’m programmed for medical assistance.

Who are you?

You don’t recognize me?

You don’t recognize me?

Sheep? - Yes! That sheep!

Loser.

Idiot. - Yeah.

Oh, thank God!

You scared the hell outta me! - Going for Paula?

Yeah. Hold up. Now.

Foreward! - Wait, don’t move.

Gotta put you back together.

Ouch. Hold on. Like this. Come on.

Oh. - Good job!

That's it. Step up!

You’re doing great.

Whoops. - Nice one.

Go on.

Right and left. - Oh! Oh-oh!

Perfect.

Well done.

Wanna try on your own? - Hop!

I can’t do this anymore.

Need a hand?

Come on, buddy.

Everything’s gonna be okay.

Yeah?

I’m broken.

Oh, come on. Big deal.

Yeah. I know.

Good afternoon. - Hey.

So, what happened?

He got in an accident. - That’s rough.

You changed your hair, right?

Yeah. I was wondering if you could help me fix him up?

I couldn’t manage.

I really need him.

I’m useless without him. I can’t even drive a car.

You said you don’t need anyone. - Yeah, I remember.

I don’t know, I just studied medicine,

but no nothing about robots.

Gotta reallocate resources.

Damn system.

Ah!

Alright. Let’s give it a shot.

How about you? Want me to check your arm?

Yeah, yeah. It’s fine. - Let’s see.

Arm’s healing. Still hurts a bit, but...

Yeah?

Yeah. - Yup, you’re right, the arm’s doing better.

Yeah. - Mhh.

Well, assistant, what’s your take? What’s the diagnosis?

There’s increased blood flow to your penis.

Yup.

I... - There was an accident. Teo’s badly damaged.

Got it.

Yup.

So, uh, Mr. Robot, I’ll put a cast on you, cool with that?

I won’t be able to drive.

Don’t worry, she won’t run off again.

See ya.

Good people. Did you say hi?

I forgot.

What is it?

Don't like the police? Why?

Careful!

They’re getting in the car. Follow them?

I don’t wanna drag you into this.

No worries. I’ll be careful.

Damn it.

What the hell!

Let’s roll.

They’re getting out.

Drop you off?

Yeah.

How do I thank you?

Forget it.

Alright then. Bye.

Yeah. - We’re off. Thanks again.

Hold up. - What? - Uh... Gimme the cast.

Ouch! - Oh, sorry.

So, I’ll write my number on it.

If you need help with the cast or anything, call me.

I’ll send you a postcard.

Need a conversation starter?

No, we gotta go. - Wish you all the best.

You’re a sweetheart. - So are you.

Bye. - Bye.

See ya. Later.

I’ve told him a million times.

No biggie, we’ll tell him again. It’ll sink in eventually.

Let’s go.

OCEANARIUM

Wow!

Look at that turtle, Paula. It’s huge!

Do you like watching the fish?

They’d be better off in the ocean.

Why the ocean? There’s plenty of fish already.

Here you can actually see them.

They’re in prison. Not enough space.

It’s not a prison.

They’re way better off here, no plastic around.

Paula! I get how pissed you are about all this.

Really do.

But, try to notice what’s around you and enjoy it. - Back!

You’ll go to school. Make new friends and...

We’ll take you to an emotions specialist.

Have you been to one? - Never been, never will.

Got it. Play with the robot, okay?

Uh, Shuket! - I don’t want to.

Shuket, could you entertain Paula? - I don’t want to.

Wanna go see the moray eels?

Did you know moray eels are an endangered species?

I know. - Let’s go!

There are 1,500 species of starfish in the world.

Did you know

the Great Barrier Reef completely disappeared two years ago?

Look!

This is a great aquarium.

Ladies and gentlemen, penguin feeding starts in five minutes.

Come on, Paula, let’s go. Penguin feeding’s starting.

I need the bathroom. - Bathroom? I’ll take you.

Paula! Paula!

Mom? Mom! - Shh.

Let’s get outta here. Come on.

How you doing, sunshine? All good? Gorgeous!

You smell nice.

What a dress...

What did they do to me?

Put a necklace on you.

Braided your hair. - See that. You a princess now?

Look what I brought. It’s a bit dirty. Here.

Paula!

Hurry, let’s run. - No, wait.

Damn it.

Paula! - Paula!

Lost a girl. - Let’s go.

Shit, shit, shit, shit!

Jerk! - I’ll distract them.

What? No, no, no, stop! They’ll catch you.

I don’t have much time, Max.

I’m broken. Go without me.

You out of your mind?

There’s no other way.

Let me go.

No, you’re staying with us. We’ll figure it out. Wait.

I’ll slow you down.

Enough. What? - Let him go.

No. I’m not leaving you.

I’m just a toaster.

Mom, let him go. We don’t need a robot.

No, Paula. He’s...

Paula’s right.

You’ll manage without me.

Go.

Goodbye, Paula.

Goodbye, Max.

Bye, Teo.

Bye, Max.

Thanks, Teo.

Good!

She was with a robot.

Could you announce it over the intercom?

Yeah, sure.

Thanks. - Could she have left on her own?

No, but she loves talking to the fish.

We gotta hang around here all day now? I’ve got my own things to do.

Can we leave her here? - We're not responsible for her.

What the hell is this?

Where did the robot come from? What kind of joke is this?

Let’s go.

First time I see something like this.

Maybe it's a mistake? - This can happen.

Come on!

Yeah.

AQUARIUM

Hold up, stay here.

Mom! - Wait.

Where you going? Come back! - Be right there!

Alright. Let's run!

Goodbye. - Bye.

Swim away, lobster. Find your family.

Sure it lives in saltwater?

Well, I... I...

Have any clue.

Maybe I misread the sign.

Mom, you killed it! Horrible.

I didn’t mean to.

Sorry.

Spain’s that way?

Uh, yeah, straight ahead.

Are you cold? - A little.