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So do you remember how worn out the legs were before?
Is that the chair or me you're on about there, darling?
I recovered this using a fabric that I picked up at a local flea market. Do you
remember, honey? I do remember. You insisted on driving us there.
Right, I just need to finish securing this on. Allow me, madam.
A staple gun will suffice. I mean, as we always say, big is not always best,
luckily for you, darling.
I have a local firm actually finishing the rest of the set -off for me because,
as you know, later on this week we'll be having our... Live stream main event.
where we will finally reveal our fully renovated home. And, of course, you guys
get the chance to ask us any questions.
Now, how have I been married to this controlling witch for so long? Well, why
my husband such an obnoxious ass?
Cut! Cut!
We've talked about this.
Can we please just fix the script?
Your followers want to be a united, happy couple.
I'm sure you can just edit out that last section, can't you? Maybe leave the
technical stuff to people who know what they're actually doing.
You are insufferable, Preston. Roll on the live stream and I can finally kick
this oaf out my house.
Don't you mean my house, darling?
Over my dead body, honey.
Nate, my office radiators are not working properly.
I wonder if you could look at it for me. I need someone who knows what they're
doing. Sure.
I'm not having that adulterous cow take this place from me.
I'm out.
Be careful.
It's OK.
Looks like he's been dead a while.
Wonder where he's come from.
You... You've gone too far this time.
Hey, whoa, it wasn't me.
I mean, I wish it was.
I hate you. Oh, come on, Mrs S. Don't be upset.
Here.
Thank you. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Let's get you a glass of water. Here.
Thank you.
I think it's time I called in some professional help.
What? The literature?
No.
Private investigator.
We've met here again.
Oh, what would I do without you, Seb? Be buried alive under a mountain of
paperwork?
I mean it, though.
Thanks for sticking with me after everything.
Ah, vanilla?
Oh, which I did. Don't kill me. Sorry, that's mine.
Now, you know I'm not actually in today.
I just came to get this.
Ah, well, you can't lead a The Phoenix and the Turtle party.
Don't the tale, can you?
I betray the bard each and every time I don this travesty.
Remember, you've got a ten o 'clock.
Preston Shrewsbury thinks his wife's having an affair.
Another extra marital.
Beggars can't be choosers.
You know, it's been over two years. You could try speaking to Lou.
What type of partner is right for you?
One that admits when they're wrong?
Sorry, I slept in.
Congratulations on closing the case.
It was a lost budget. It's hardly the crime of the century, but thanks.
Ooh, vanilla latte.
Did you get yourself one?
Oh, no, it's fine. I just wanted to treat the boss.
No, no, no, no.
We're a team, remember?
Especially since you chose to come with me.
Oh, what can I say? I will follow you to the last gasp with truth and loyalty.
Right,
do you want to do a quiz?
Yes. Sorry, I don't have an appointment, but it's important.
Oh, come in.
Let me take your jacket.
I'll get you a flat white. It's a coconut water. Oh, sorry, that looks
Is that a new tattoo?
Oh, no, actually, I've had it for ages. I might get a leaf added every year.
It's my way of remembering.
Sorry. Sorry, I'm Rena.
Shrewsbury. Yeah, no, I know. I watch your online show. I love it.
Reclaimed, refurb.
It's basically just me and my husband. They've been refurbishing this house
what, six years now? And the thing is, everything in it has to be either second
-hand or reclaimed. Oh, it's brilliant.
I'm terrible at DIY.
But then you've got Preston to help you, haven't you?
Wait, sorry, your husband is Preston, Shrewsbury?
He's why I've come to see you.
What, and people pay you for this?
Very well, actually, especially after we hit 250 ,000 followers.
I mean, it's not without its sacrifices.
Our marriage is over.
I mean, it's always been tempestuous. At one point, that was part of the fun,
but now we just make each other miserable.
You always seem so happy in your videos.
I mean, we're forced to play nice for our brand, but when we've finally done
big life dream, then we're finally going to go our separate ways, or we would
be. if we could decide which one of us gets heat -finished property.
Hang on.
This is about the house?
I thought this was about an affair.
We employed a handyman to help us with the final snagging.
Nathaniel Tensio.
And you think this Nathaniel and your wife are... Sleeping with each other.
Oh, I'm absolutely certain of it.
Nate's just so easy to work with. At one point, when Preston was being a proper
nightmare, we filmed Nate from behind as a body double, and that really wound
Preston up.
Who thinks I'm going to leave my dream house just so she can wheel in her toy
boy when she's got another thing coming?
Because I'm not going anywhere.
I'm sorry, Rena. I don't really know how I can help you because I'm just an
investigator. I'm not a property lawyer.
Preston's trying to sabotage me.
He wants to force me out.
He's removed all the fuses from in my plugs, flooded my en suite, and then I
found this.
Now, he knows I hate myself.
You're not alone.
How can you be sure it's definitely him?
Because it's only happening on my side of the house.
We have exactly half each, but when we're not recording content, we stick
strictly to our own sections.
Why, this works, does it?
It's the only thing we seem to agree on.
I mean, the kitchen was an issue, so we drew up a rota. I have lunchtime and
then 9pm till midnight.
What if you get peckish around tea time? This is why I need your services.
If I can prove that Rena's having an affair, expose it to our fans, I can get
public opinion on my side and then I can kick her out.
Well, I'll... I'll stick the place out, then.
Watch and see if he comes over to my half of the house. If I can prove that
been harassing me, then I'm more likely to get the place. I suppose I could...
could go tonight. Have a look.
So...
9pm. And nothing or nobody is going to get past me.
Nice doggy.
What have you found?
I said, what are you doing there?
Attack, Phoebe, attack.
I'm a private investigator.
I'm just investigating.
No.
What are you doing here?
I'm not the one in a hedge being muggled by a Pomeranian.
I am on a job.
So am I.
The shrewsberries.
Oh, it's OK, fine.
The owners actually know that we're here, so it's fine.
I'll be double -checking that first thing in the morning.
OK, thank you.
So,
what were you hired for?
I'm here watching Preston to see if he's sabotaging the house. Well, Preston
thinks Rena's having an affair with the handyman.
I thought you didn't do extramaritals, hmm?
OK, we'll change.
Do they?
Anyway, if Rita was having an affair, I wouldn't be surprised. Preston's been a
nightmare. Why won't he let her just buy him out of the house? Why should he?
He's done all the hard work building this place up. She comes in, throws a
scatter cushions and thinks she's better than him. Well, maybe she understands
that our house needs to be nice and approachable.
Otherwise people won't want to visit it. Maybe some people recognise style over
substance. You have many jobs lately, Frank. Well, at least I'm doing real
investigative work. How am I?
What, are you still doing the missing pets cases, let's face it? That's one
up from a flyer on a lamppost.
How dare you?
I...
Ernie
Gay, you've seen another mouth.
Please do not tell me that you two are back together.
Absolutely not. No, we are not.
No. Well then, for once, I'm actually glad to see you.
So, the victim was shot in the back of the head by what looks like a nail gun.
Did you get any pictures, footage of the killer?
Uh, no.
Okay. But I mean, you had a good look at the perpetrator, though, right?
I'm sure you can give me a thorough description.
Well, the thing is, we, um... We weren't really looking at the house when it
happened.
So a murder happened right under your noses and neither of you saw anything.
Wow.
I mean, that's the best yet, guys.
Great work.
I can't believe you hired a PI to spy on me. So did you.
Well...
Do either of you recognise that?
It's the nail gun.
Erm... Yeah, that's mine.
I feel terrible.
Oh, so do I.
Keelan's never going to let me hear the end of this.
And we could have stopped it from happening.
Yeah, well, that too, obviously.
I mean, Preston knew I was watching him.
Why risk murdering someone?
If anyone could have slipped in while we were distracted.
Frank, you've got to help me. I didn't do this.
I'll pay you anything.
It's a prune, wasn't it?
What, because he's just offered you a load of money?
Yeah, that's the way business works.
I'd like to wipe that stupid smile off Keeler's face when I find the killer.
What if I find him first?
Yeah.
I'm more than style over substance, Frank. I'm a good investigator.
I'm going to prove it.
Laurie, I didn't end up getting much. I didn't get you the proof you wanted with
everything that happened.
Are you OK?
Were you very close to Nathaniel?
Why does everyone think that me and Nate were... I mean, I'm almost old enough
to be his mother.
No, I just... Well, he did visit you quite late, didn't he?
We were just meeting about a job.
A production company had offered me a series on repurposed home furnishings,
yeah, and I offered Nate the role of handyman, so he came round to give me
Oh, OK.
We were just going to have a drink to celebrate our partnership, and it was
strictly above board, you know. So why the secrecy? Well, why do you think,
Preston? He'd try and ruin it for me.
In fact, I was worried he already had.
Nate was acting weird.
Really? Weird in what way?
You know, he was nervous, said he had something important to tell me.
I went to put this away safe in my office, and when I got back, he was
Then I found him in the kitchen.
Do you have any idea what Nathaniel wanted to talk to you about?
No, he'd only worked with us for a few months or so, you know. So he had a
CV, glowing references, but, no, he didn't really share much.
Oh, this guy was at the house last night before everything happened.
Oh. Perhaps Curtis Minoff, our social media manager, is amazing.
It's a shame I can't take him on to my next project, but they have their own
people handling their socials. I'm really sorry, but we need to put a
out for your fans.
And the landscaping team are arriving soon.
Sorry, it's the big live stream tomorrow.
Oh, right.
You're still going ahead with that, are you?
Oh, yeah.
And Curtis thinks we can kind of dedicate it to Nate?
Yeah, we didn't learn that well, but he was still part of the reclaimed
refurbishing.
At least if Preston does go down for murder, then I'll get to keep the house.
Lou was there? No.
Was she well?
I've literally just told you there's a murder, and our client is the prime
suspect. That's what you should be focusing on. Sorry.
No, Preston said he was on the phone to this 24 -hour solicitor at the time of
the killing.
I'll check it out.
Mum, what is on the wife?
She says there wasn't an affair, but take a look at this.
I want to know what he gave her that night.
Well, he's dead, and I don't think she's going to roll out the red carpet for
Preston's P .I., so... No, but she might for her chair delivery, ma 'am.
What? Me?
Well, it can't be me. She might recognise me.
Fortunately, she's never met you.
Fortunately, not.
Sorry, I had turtle bait with me.
It's not my day working for you, remember?
No, well, I'm sorry, but I think a murder trumps a kid's party.
You'll never guess who else was there.
Frank.
Really? Yep, and he reckons he's going to solve this murder before me. Well,
we'll see, because I bet he didn't notice the victim acting suspiciously
the shed at the Shrewsbury's. I reckon he's hidden something in there.
Like what?
Well... That's what you're going to find out. Thought you could go down this
morning and blend in with the gardeners. This morning? I can't.
Oh, please. Come on, I need you.
Preston's going to recognise me. He's never met you, has he?
We're a team, remember?
You look like a Mario brother.
I'm Barry, the delivery man.
All right, Bab. I've got six chairs for you. Right, can you deal with those
before you leave? The landscapers have arrived early.
I'm on my way home, so I'll show you where they go.
And then can you manage on your own?
I'm
in.
Check the desk first.
Hello?
Oh, yeah.
Great disguise.
I'm Gwyn from Pontypridd. Oh, I love Gwyn.
OK, pop that in your ear, and then I can just keep on the phone to you, OK?
That's the shed there.
Oh, quick, someone's coming. Be quick, be quick.
Romeo, you and your dog are trespassing.
Phoebe got spooked by yet more workmen. We're just doing our final bit of
landscaping. Those trees have preservation orders.
If any get damaged, I'm calling the council. Well, you do have them on
doll. Feel free to lodge yet another complaint.
Grr, man.
Frank?
You've been ignoring me.
Er... You won't want to check your moustache.
Sorry, this is proving a lot more complicated than I thought.
Well, if you can't see it in the desk drawer, check the sideboard.
Right, OK, so what I need you doing now is we're supposed to have the olive
trees. Where are they?
You didn't tell me it was locked.
What's locked? The sideboard.
But, no, I can't talk now.
Someone's coming.
Hey!
What are you doing? Oh, they finally let you out then.
I'm finishing the garden ready for tomorrow.
Were you going to do the live stream without me? Well, you were slightly
indisposed, darling. What with the arrest for murder.
I sent Curtis home to rework the script for me.
You're not to be jailed, are you, you heartless coward?
Let's not deviate from my design.
Your design? Well,
you both just shut up!
Who are you, Uzi?
Poor Adna.
I'm Gwyn, the gardener.
Aren't you the chairman?
Barry.
That's it, I'm calling the police.
Hold on. Please don't. I work for Shakespeare and Hathaway.
So which one are you working for right now?
Kind of both.
What?
have been sneaking around lying for years.
I can't believe it. I really trusted you.
I'm sorry. I just didn't want to let either of you down.
Are you even actually a turtle -based children's entertainer? Or is that just
cover? No, I am. I need that gig with what you two pay me.
Come on, let's go back to the office. No, let's go to my office.
Right, come on with me.
No, he likes me more, I think. No, he doesn't. Of course he does. We're more
tune. Can you unhand me, gentlemen?
A way, I say. You two are as bad as the Shrewsbury's.
Why can't you just work together on this case?
Absolutely not.
Why not? You could pool your resources.
I mean, that envelope was a wild goose chase. It must have been the contract
that Rina told Lou about.
Is that why you came here? Oh, Frank.
Why are you here, then?
Not telling.
Lou saw Nathaniel by the shed. She thinks he must have stashed something in
there. Actually,
you're probably right.
Nathaniel was in prison until six months ago.
How did you know that?
Oh, just, er, old pal on the force. You see, when you're a proper investigator,
you have an extensive network of contacts.
Apparently, he only had one regular visitor.
It was, er, Kurt something.
Kurt... Curtis Minoff.
That's their social media manager.
See? Look what we can achieve when we work together.
Curtis said he didn't know Nathaniel. Well, he obviously lied, and I'm going
find out why.
Bye,
you see.
You might have extensive contacts, Frank, but I have a car.
Work with her?
You must be jogging.
Was there someone else with you?
No, I would leave that. That's probably just a cold caller.
Sorry I'm late.
The number 34 was behind schedule.
What have I missed?
Hello! Hello.
Did you tell him we knew about the prison visit?
Yes, I have, actually, and he said he's happy to explain. I just wasn't going to
rush him.
It was Nate's idea, pretending we didn't know each other.
He was trying to protect me, in case Rena or Preston found out about his
We met as teenagers in care.
Oh, you were in care?
Nate always looked out for me.
But then he got a job working for Luca B.
I said, Luca Bindello.
He's a gold baron.
When he was released, no -one would hire him.
Right. So you helped him out, did you?
Wrote him a reference?
Yeah. And forged the CV.
What was the least I could do?
You'd be back about it for me.
Did he tell you about Reena's job offer?
Yeah. He was so excited about it.
But it must have hurt, too.
Reena choosing to take Nathaniel with her, but not you.
Especially after everything you'd done for him.
Yeah.
What are you implying?
What, you think I killed Nate over a job?
Look, I hope this opportunity would change my life.
But now I'm stuck playing referee between two bitter people who can't
anything. Do you know how exhausting that is?
Look, Nate made a few bad decisions in the past.
But he was a good man.
There's no reason why anyone would want to hurt him.
Except for what he's got hidden in the Shrewsbury's shed.
Who's living here?
Do you want to wait outside?
I'm not going anywhere.
Neither am I.
After you. After me.
was behind the saboteur.
But why?
Maybe because he was paid by Preston, I guess.
Or someone who wanted to get rid of a troublesome neighbour.
I thought that dog... Phoebe.
with barking at Sebastian, but maybe it just wanted to get this back.
So you didn't know Nathaniel? You'd never ever been in that shed?
I'd barely spoken two words to the chap.
Phoebe doesn't like strangers.
What have you got there?
Oh, I've got this.
Her toy. I found it in this shed.
I don't know how it got in there.
Oh, come on, drop the act with the gremio.
I've got to get the police to come and dust for prints.
Don't.
Please.
I'd exhausted all official channels.
I was at my wit's end. You don't know what it's been like. Six years of
sawing, drilling, not to mention the arguing.
I saw Nathaniel bedding down one night in the shed.
I offered him some money to cause problems. All they needed was a little
I hoped they'd finally split up and sell the place.
It was working.
Then suddenly Nathaniel said he wouldn't do it anymore.
Seems he had an attack of conscience.
Maybe that's what he wanted to talk to Rina about.
So did you just shut him up so he wouldn't confess and land you in it?
No, never.
Underhand as they may have been, I stand by my actions.
Those two clearly shouldn't be together. They can't even share a kitchen,
Sibley. Do you know they have a rotor?
And I would never kill someone with a nail gun.
I'd get Bebe to do it.
Nathaniel's in the kitchen after 10pm.
That's Preston's time slot.
So maybe Nathaniel wasn't the intended victim.
It was.
Me?
Preston was the target.
Nathaniel was killed from behind. The murderer wouldn't have seen his face.
And he has been your body double before.
Yeah, only once.
But still, they might come back.
We think you could be in danger. But the police, MDS Keeler, said it was drugs
-related. Apparently, Nate was involved in some kind of dodgy gang.
Do you reckon it's an organised hit? Besides, who'd want to kill me?
You think I did it?
You do have a strong motive.
With Preston gone, you get all this to yourself.
I don't want to see Preston dead.
I want to see him suffer for a very, very long time. No offence, honey.
Oh, the feeling's entirely mutual, darling.
Can you think of anyone that would want to hurt you? Well, there's the Shrews.
The what?
That's what the superfans call themselves.
Most of them are diamonds. They're really looking forward to the live
tomorrow, but there's a few of them that, well, they go a bit too far.
Have you ever had any death threats?
Yeah, loads.
I mean, it's par for the course, isn't it?
But they don't mean it. We don't even report it to the police anymore.
And do you keep any of these messages?
Just scroll to our comments section.
Like it?
Well, this is a place of work. Yes.
My place of work.
Smells fresh.
and clean and lots of bright colours and I've got, yeah, a lovely view of the
river. Have a look.
You have to put up with that a lot, though.
Is this a vision? Is this a dream? Do I sleep?
Don't get too excited.
Why not? You're working together again. I'll rush over as soon as I've got your
message. Yeah, so I see.
It's September.
Till we solve the case.
Yeah, wind your turtle's head in.
Why can't we have had this meeting in my office?
Because Bastian told me what a pigsty is. What?
So, you think Preston was the target and not Nathaniel?
Yep. Keeler disagrees, though. He thinks it was some kind of revenge hit from a
local gangster.
Why would a professional killer use some random DIY tool instead of their own
weapon? Oh, no.
Absolutely not.
What's with the rat?
Oh.
Do you mean the shrew?
Yeah. That represents all their creepy fans.
We're going to have a look at their comments. Listen to this.
Rina's mutton -dressed as lamb with that stupid olive branch tattoo.
A bit harsh.
And also inaccurate.
You see, it's not olive.
I was a Boy Scout.
It's an athlete.
I was a girl guide.
Listen to this one.
Preston, Rina deserves a real man. Why don't you just die?
Do you think one of these...
Shrews tried to kill Preston.
Spider's tracing any direct threats.
Yeah, we should have some leads soon.
Excuse me.
Oh, it's just the solicitor Preston rang. She's confirming that they were
speaking at the time of the killing.
Well, his alibi doesn't really matter. Now we know he was the intended victim.
Yeah, true. But this is odd. She's not a divorce or a property lawyer. She's an
expert in adoption matters.
Why would Preston want to talk to somebody like that? I know. He and Rina
hardly in the position to be adopting a child.
Unless they already had a child.
One they couldn't keep.
Preston's tried to trace his long -lost child.
Yeah. But maybe that child found him first.
So grateful to all our followers, aren't we, darling? Absolutely. So to
celebrate, when we get to 10 ,000 live viewers, you'll see our dream house
up with me in it.
Hold on.
You been messing with my script? No. Guys, we're still live. You're trying to
undermine me.
Wait. Can anyone else smell gas?
Maybe the investigators were right.
Someone is trying to kill me.
Yeah, they are.
Aren't they?
Curtis.
I pointed the gas lines before we started filming.
You know who I am, don't you?
Your tattoo.
That thing you wanted to remember is the child you had adopted, isn't it?
One more act leaf, added every year to the branch.
Yesterday, I saw his full name on some envelopes.
It's Curtis Ash Minoff.
He's your son.
Ash,
why didn't you tell us? I planned to.
After the live stream.
But then you got drunk.
And shattered.
Preston, we really need to lock down this live stream group.
There's no way Rena's going to back down on this.
She's punishing me. She has been for years.
Did you know that we've got a son?
What?
She fell pregnant just after we got together.
I told her that we weren't ready to start a family. We were too young.
But she didn't listen to me.
Like always.
I had no choice.
I left her.
And I was right. She couldn't go.
Maybe because she'd been abandoned to raise a child on her own.
She was the one who had the breakdown.
The kid went into care, which is probably right.
What?
I went back to her.
I did right by her. I even married her. But left your son in care.
Who are you to judge me?
You're just the IT boy.
Okay?
Well, don't it?
I agree.
I'm so sorry I was a mess back then.
By the time I understood what was going on, it was too late to get you back.
I don't blame you. You tried your best.
He was the one that left you the struggle.
If you'd stuck around, been a proper dad... My whole life could have been
different. I thought you wanted to punish him.
Well, I knew you two were watching the house.
So I left, went round the bath and snuck in again.
I thought it was you.
Do you have any idea what I went through growing up?
I was bound from one foster home to the next.
Nate was the only one who cared about me.
If you knew it should be before.
We met in care.
He was like a big brother to me.
And now he's dead because of you.
That's when I realised killing you wasn't enough.
needs to see the real Preston Shrewsbury before he dies.
The hateful, selfish narcissist.
Grace, please.
I want you to go.
Will you make sure she's safe between me and him?
No, no, because he will go up in the blast too.
You think I care what happens to him? No, no, no, I won't let you do this.
I have to.
Don't you see? I know you feel like you've been abandoned by him, but...
Please, just give him a chance. He might surprise you.
I've been trying to put things right for you.
Tell him the truth.
He tried to ring an adoption lawyer.
I've been trying to find you.
To make amends.
No. No.
No, you just wanted to appease your own guilt.
Please, go to bed.
Me and Preston, we've been torturing ourselves and each other for years
of how we let you down, and now we've finally got a second chance to make it
right.
I've only just got you back. I can't... I can't bear to lose you again, Pete.
You... You're my son.
My boy.
I'll just turn this thing off.
I'm sorry. No.
It's my fault.
We'll follow you to the station.
We're not going anywhere, OK?
Are you back together?
No, we're definitely splitting up. We're back.
We've both agreed that we're going to sell this place.
I'm going to use the proceeds to get Curtis a good lawyer.
Tell him he started thinking of us.
Thank God!
I thought I was going to watch you get blown to smithereens.
You too.
You actually did all right in there.
Well done.
Uh, Lou, did you hear that? How do you know? I'm not sure I did, actually.
you say that a little bit louder?
You might get results when you work together, but you are ten times more
annoying.
Thanks.
So?
Does this mean Shakespeare and Hathaway are back together for good?
We always said it was just going to be a one -off.
Right,
well, I'd better get back.
Well, you've always been a great investigator.
Well, I learnt from the best, didn't I?
You did.
See you around, Frank.
You do make a good team.
Oh, Lou.
Sorry.
I was just pretending that. Oh, thanks.
Yeah.
OK. No, come in.
Come in. Yeah, come in.
I was just going to...
Sit down at my desk and mind my own business.
So... How's the big posh office of yours?
Oh, well, yeah, they want to put a ball pit in. They're calling it a think tank,
so... Prat. Yeah, no, they really are.
Listen, I know I'm a...
messy, stubborn, grumpy old git. You're not old.
But, um, if there's one thing this case has taught me, it's not to let things
fester, so... I'm sorry we argued.
I'm sorry, too.
I mean, I said some really hurtful things.
I didn't think my personal hygiene was that bad. It's not.
Not really.
I did think I was a bit upset about all the Queenie stuff.
I was disappointed.
I think I've always just put you on a bit of a pedestal.
Really?
Yeah. I mean, it's understandable, but... Without you, I wouldn't have this
whole new life, whole new career.
I'd still be doing washing sets, wouldn't I?
Well, that and prison, because you killed your husband.
Yeah, that too.
I think... I haven't been the same around here since you left.
No, take -outs are really boring.
Oh, tell me about it. Yeah, it's like no -one to play who can suck the mint the
longest.
You? Do you remember that time I guffed in the car and locked you in? Yeah.
And the time when you were snoring, I put the feather under your nose and you
just went straight up your nose.
Yeah.
I think your desk's still there. Yeah, just a bit messy.
You could put a scented candle on it, couldn't you, if you came back?
I mean, if you...
Will you?
Come back.
I would love to.
Don't tell me you just happen to have that here. It's the turtle's party
Shakespeare and Hathaway are back.
Come on, let's go to the Mookie Mallard and have a drink.
Arm pain.
Oh. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard.
One drink limit. I'm not made of money. Oh, there he is. The Frank I know and
love.
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