Original subtitles

... All right, now, Bertie, you stay away

from me! Oh, holy cow! Bertie, you bumped

me! Hey, Bertie, ain't you ever gonnastop?

There are those three bullies, Steve,

Roy, and Vince, at it again. They're

always picking on somebody who wears

glasses. Now you go right over and stop

them, Clark Kent. Who, me?That's a job

for Superboy. Since he's not

around, I'll have to do it myself.

Time for Superboy to take a hand.

Well, let him go! Let him go, I say!

Oh, Superboy, am I glad you dropped

in. Look, we're only clowning! Yeah,

clowning, that's all! This kind of

clowning isn't funny. These three are

always picking on some weaker boy. I know

uh there's the bell

everyone go on in please except you Steve

Roy and Vince I ought to give you a

taste of what you call a little clowning

to teach you a lesson instead I'm going

to do you a favor a favor yes I

understand that yesterday in class each

of you expressed an odd ambition yeah so

what about it well I'm going to see that

you realize your ambitions yeah how

meet me after school on the roof sun deck

and I'll show you howYou're first, Steve.

What'll it be?I want to be a big shot.

A big shot, ehThat's easy.

See that capsule?We're going for a ride

on it. Suits me. Come on, they're about

to launch it.

Just think, Steve, in a few moments

you'll be the first teenage astronaut in

outer space.

This ought to make you the world's

biggest big shot, right?

No, no, super point. I don't really want

to be a big shot. Now you're getting

smart, pal. Let's go home.

You're next, Roy. What's your ambition?Me?

I want to be the ruler of a kingdom. Very

well, sire. Your kingdom awaits you.

What is this place?This is the planet

Verdura. And you are king of

all you survey. But where are my subjects?

Here they come. Holy

cow! Cucumber

men! Tomato girls!

Corn creatures!well

Why are they all marching toward me?

They're your subjects, the vegetable

people of the planet Badura. They came to

serve you. Good luck, King Roy. Oh

no, no Superboy, don't leave me here with

them, these vegetable creatures.

Take me back to Earth where I can live

among humans, please?

You wise me up fast. Roy,

tough guys have to learn the hard way.

Wow, that really happened, Steve?It's

bad, so if you take my advice, you'll

quit while you're ahead. Well, I quit

wanting to be the toughest guy in the

world?Is that really your ambition,

Vince?Sure. I told him to quit while he's

ahead. What do you say, Roy?I say

Superboy had to teach us the hard way. So

why don't you be one of the smartest guys

in the world and forget the tough guy

bit. Look, Vince. If you still want to be

the toughest. Yeah, I do. Okay, tough

guy. Put this blindfold on for a visit to

the land of horrors.

You're on your own now. Up and away!

Uh, this place doesn't scare me. Hey,

what's up?Welcome to the

land of horrors!

A talking stuff! Oh, I gotta get out of

here.

Oh, no! But it's scarlet! It's shaking

into us! It's shaved with two tiger! Oh,

now what?Where am

I?Hey, hey, Superboy! Where are you?

Right here, Ben. I never left you.

Please, Superboy. Let's get out of here.

I'm scared. I guess I'm not so

tough after all. That's right,

Vince. Scared, but honest.

Let me show you where we are. Up, up, and

away!

Look down there, Vince. That's your land

of horrors, right in the middle of

Smallville Amusement Park. Now,

let's get back to the others.

Glee!Clark, do you see what

I see?Has Superboy really reformed

that terrible trio?You'd better

believe it, Lana.