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Our best guess, there's about 250, 275 people in there. It's hard to count.

We need to be prepared for like 300 people by the time we get there, right?

Our cargo container, 18 -wheeler, that thing only holds 160 people.

I'm talking about crammed in there tight.

Cheating, Charles. Smash, fake, fake.

Where are their children from?

Listen, whoever's not on with us, they just run.

Off foot, that's it. They're not with us. They run.

uh run east west about one mile from out of fact you're dragging in that wagon i

said i got hma's i got mortars i got tear gas i got whatever you guys need

i'm i'm unclear as to what the plan is i'm in some direction don't be unclear i

got a plant box what is it meaning you're gonna create a diversion i'm

blow something up or should we create a show

Make it good. Make it bright.

Impress me.

Take out the cure.

All the way down.

Wake up, soldier boy.

You died and went to pussy heaven, motherfucker. Put your arms to the side

can see you.

What's your name, dickhead?

I'm Captain Stephen J.

Lockjaw.

My name is Perfidia Beverly Hills, and this is a declaration of war.

We're here to right your wrongs, motherfucker.

You got an army growing in your fucking guts and you put it there.

You didn't count on me.

You didn't count on my fight.

The message is clear.

Free borders, free bodies, free choices, and free from fucking fear.

Sweet thing.

Funny?

Get up.

Not on your feet.

Not on your fucking feet.

Since we playing.

Get it up.

Up.

Yeah.

Get it up.

Good boy.

You like locking people up, huh?

Give me your fucking knees!

Now!

Let's go, let's go!

Put it on.

Let's go!

You didn't fuck up.

Let's go. He's up. Keep the dick up.

Keep it up.

Motherfucker. I'll be seeing you very soon.

Why do I see you first, fuckface?

I'm ashamed!

What? Y 'all think he likes black girls? Y 'all think he likes me? Of course I

fucking like you!

What are you doing here?

circuit to remove any static electricity.

Not right there.

That's a shunt.

You see that?

Yeah.

This is your blasting cap.

Right here.

Very important to keep your The cap shunted like this when you went to the

courthouse. You got that?

Here's your main charge.

This is your cell phone.

First thing you're going to do is you're going to turn on your cell phone

without your cap attached so you don't accidentally

detonate your car.

Put your hands here.

Senator

Wilson,

this is a warning for you.

We planted a bomb at the Haymarket office in your re -election campaign.

We warned you that abortion ban, and you didn't want to fucking listen.

So, for my sister Denise, we will strike.

It's fairly yours.

The city of Beverly Hills, motherfucker.

Revolutionary violence is the only way.

No one's telling me to vote.

No one's telling me to overcome.

Nobody moves. Nobody gets hurt. Shit, it doesn't matter. Everybody leaves.

Don't even bother looking for the 275.

We'll find you.

Come on, baby, we gotta go, we gotta go.

No, baby, don't go.

Mom goes off in two minutes.

We have two devices for two locations that are three blocks apart.

Mayweather completes her device in the administration building.

Profitia and I take the courthouse.

Bombs are planted.

Devices are detonated by remote at 7 p .m. after hours.

From here on in, it's one battle after another.

What do you want me to do?

I wish to do your worst.

You can blow up anything you want. It doesn't make any difference to me.

I want my hat and my gun.

If you want to keep doing what you're doing, you'll meet me at the Primrose

2300.

pussy right here that one what's it for um this

is the fun the guns is the fun

a

white red philistine

asshole corporate culture whose only end is to perfect the science of

advertising. But I ain't gonna hold you, bitch. If he treats me different after

I drop this motherfucking thing inside my stomach, bitch, we gonna have a

fucking profit killing him too, bitch.

I kill him there before he eats me.

It's like she doesn't even realize she's pregnant.

You know, you are so unsuitable for my daughter.

Me?

Yeah, you.

And that's hilarious.

My child comes from a whole line of revolutionaries.

And you look so lost.

She's a runner.

And you a stomp.

What are you going to do about this, babe?

and appreciate. I fucking gathered her nine months.

And now he just gets to fucking walk around and just fooling all fucking

It's like she's his only girl.

Like I just no longer exist. I'm just a fucking piece of meat.

And sometimes I feel crazy and I'm just like, am I weird for being jealous of my

baby?

I don't fucking feel me.

I don't feel love. I feel fucking others.

My nipples hurt.

Baby,

where do you think you're going, huh?

Where are you going like that? Stop talking to me. Now go ahead, please.

You realize that you...

We're family now, right? You don't have to do this anymore.

You realize I put myself first, right? That's what you're scared of.

We have her now.

You do get that, right?

I put myself first and I reject your lack of originality. God, my lack of

originality. Would you stop with all this bullshit?

Would you stop it? We're a goddamn family.

You have her to take care of.

Where the hell do you think you're going?

I'm not your mother.

You want your power over me the same reason you want your power over the

You and your crumbling hell ego will never do this revolution like me.

You got a baby?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Male, female?

She's a girl.

What's her name?

Arlene.

Arlene.

Sounds like a black girl's name.

You like black girls?

I love you.

I love you.

Get your noses in the carpet.

My name is Jungle Pussy.

This is what power looks like.

See my face?

This some set it off shit.

I don't want you.

I just want your money.

Your money pays for my artillery, my supplies, my transportation, my

dynamite, my message.

I am what black power looks like.

See my face?

See my face?

I'm a press 75.

Stop moving.

Stop fucking moving.

Stop fucking moving, man.

especially for black girls.

You're a killer.

That's the least of it. You'll do 30, 40 years in prison.

It's too bad you don't know anybody this way.

You gotta tell me where they are and name names.

Don't do this.

You have to name names or you're gonna go to prison.

Do you have a car seat or a carrier?

No, no, no, baby.

These are two scanners that I've made. This one plays melody A.

This one plays melody B. Together they go off within two or three hundred yards

of each other.

They think up, they'll play a main melody.

Somebody else has one of these, you both know the tune, you'll be able to find

each other. This is a trust device.

Rule of thumb with these scanners. Find somebody else out there and they happen

to have one of these, trust them with your life.

I'm not passing these out to just anybody.

If you've got to get a cell, make it 1G. The early analog stuff, they don't scan

those frequencies anymore. You'll be fine. Otherwise, no phone. If the towers

are up, we're going to be able to find each other in any case.

Memorize everything in this envelope.

Burn it when you're done.

You don't go to Bacton Cross right away.

You go to Denver first.

You spend a week in Denver. While you're in Denver, plant those decoys.

When that's all clear and that job is done, then you go on to Bacton Cross.

And these are the new names in social. Right, so who are we supposed to be

You are Bob and Willa Ferguson. It's the mother and son who died in childbirth

last month.

So pretend to be dead folks? Do you want to think about it that way? Yes, but

there are bigger deaths down the line if we don't do this. I want you to think

big picture here, all right? This is bigger than you or I. This is bigger

the original Bob and Willa Ferguson, okay?

Yeah. Welcome to the world, Bob.

Let's go. Big picture.

Got it. Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

I've got to go. I'm

sorry. I've got to go.

I've got to go. I've got to go.

I've got to go.

You've been through all this before, but I've got to go through it one more

time.

No contact ever with anyone from Josie and Pussycat or any of your former

associates. No family, no friends.

Don't commit any crimes.

You will testify when we need you to testify.

Look, first order of business, find a job.

Pay your bills.

You good?

Welcome to mainstream America.

Every revolution begins fighting demons.

Motherfuckers, they end up fighting themselves.

For valor in the line of duty and bringing justice to the vigilante group

as the French 75, we are here to award Stephen J.

Lockjaw with the Bedford Forest Medal of Honor.

15 years later, the world had changed very little.

They're not

breathing.

Let's do it again.

I am Zahar.

There you go.

All the greats here, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Lower the tensions.

Teddy Roosevelt over there.

We teach about the Philippines.

We don't get all into the details just yet, but we don't hide from them either.

Shit, gotta tell the truth.

And then you got the grand wizard over there, right? Mr. Benjamin Franklin.

Poor father.

Fucking slave owner.

I'm afraid you can't do that.

here in the classroom.

Well,

overall,

to get into it, Will is doing really great.

She's a confident leader.

She works hard.

You can tell that she actually cares about being a good student.

She enters class each day ready to work, full of energy.

The other students really admire her.

Are you okay?

If I get emotional, it's just tears of joy that fall.

Oh, I see. This is very emotional for you.

I don't know.

You know, Willa grew up without her mom. Her mom died when she was very young.

Oh, I see.

So Willa never knew her mother? No, she never did.

That can be very hard on a young woman.

Sir, Lieutenant Skinner here to speak with you.

What do you got, Skinner?

Sir, Deputy Director of Progress has orders to speak to you, sir.

Your transportation is set for 1 ,800 hours, sir.

You know what this is about, Skinner?

No, sir.

No, I think I do.

That'll be all, Tim.

Welcome to Purnima. Please follow me.

Have somebody tell my wife I'll be down in a few minutes. Colonel Lockjaw,

thanks for coming.

Sandy, great to see you. Let me introduce you to Virgil Tricorne.

Lockjaw.

How do you do, Colonel?

My pleasure, sir. Yeah, I'm sorry about all the espionage at the back entrance.

My daughter's getting married and the address was formal, so we didn't want

to feel out of place.

Perfectly understandable, sir. Please sit.

Shane Mitchell sends a hello.

Oh, the big dog.

He's still building out the garage.

The construction project that never ends.

I'm sure he'll get it done. Will you give him my best to do it? Thank you.

How was your journey from Rio Duarte?

Fine, sir.

You're doing great work down there. Thank you very much, sir. Each and every

is hand -to -hand combat in the spread of uncontrolled migration, isn't it?

it is, sir.

Yeah. Well, you want to save the planet, you start with immigration.

That's exactly right, sir.

You said that.

A few years back, after squatting pebble.

I understand you've expressed an interest

in us.

Yes, sir, I have.

And does it honor you to be considered for membership in our club?

It's a very deep honor, sir. Yes, it is.

Steve, we have, in the past, offered membership to certain members of the

military. We found their tactical battlefield expertise to be quite

Now, our aim and your aim is the same.

To find dangerous lunatics, haters, and punk trash.

And stop them.

No more lunatics.

Mm -hmm.

Now, I'm not sure if you've heard or not, but Jim Kringle passed away. Oh, I

hear that, yes.

This means an opening.

Colonel, I don't think I'm being immodest when I say that joining the

Adventurers Club means that you are a superior man.

No, not the best man, not the...

most intelligent, the most sophisticated, or the wisest.

It just means that you are superior to other human beings and you shall never

want for riches or the greatest of friends.

And we report to ourselves for the freedom to be creative and cut through

of bureaucracy.

We live by the golden rule in a network of like -minded men and women dedicated

to making the world safe and pure.

What would you say to someone who believes that you have been soft in your

to racial purification?

I would say they are a liar who has no business in society, or on the planet

that matter.

Do you presently live with a spouse?

No, sir.

Have you ever consulted with a mental health professional?

No, sir. Have you ever had any bills or debts turned over to a collection

agency? No.

Well, I did purchase a jet ski. It was an evolution of the old Hummingbird

Whisperdew 238 called the Dynamite Dolphin 335. It was defective. I

from payment. I'd do it again. I have no regrets.

Okay.

Have you ever knowingly engaged in any acts of terrorism against this country?

No, sir.

Have you ever engaged in an interracial relationship?

No, sir.

And you are American, born by Gentile? Yes, sir.

Now, to avoid any misunderstanding, we require absolute secrecy through the

initiation process to judge how serious and unselfish you are. Understand?

Mm -hmm.

And to be considered to vote, you must submit to a voluntary vulnerability

study. This identifies anything problematic in your character.

What could be a problem?

I don't know.

What could be a problem?

Absolutely nothing.

We want to know who we're standing with. Sure.

Now, the double Yankee white inquisitions complete them.

So if you have any doubt as to your ability to qualify a body or character

member of the Christmas Adventurers Club, now you have an opportunity to say

Do you wish to withdraw?

No, sir.

Do you submit yourself?

Yes, sir. I submit myself.

Very well, then.

Now, Sandy and I have to get down to cut the cake.

Congratulations on your daughter's wedding.

Thank you. We'll be in touch.

Thank you.

Thank you, Sandy.

This is happening on the ground through coordinated effort and strategic lines

of resistance.

Every day is working on dedicated teamwork to take it directly to the

overlords who are extracting value from your life this very second.

Go ahead.

What do you think of this Facebook?

Is it going to happen on your Instagram?

Is it going to happen on a hashtag somewhere?

I think not.

And don't forget while you're doing it that this is a nation that is of

Don't think they're separate. Don't break them apart.

You're not safe.

What the fuck?

QST, QST, QST.

Presenting all sanctuary stations.

Billy Go is in the wind. Repeat, Billy Go is in the wind.

Implement Plan Snap Crackle Pop.

Beat Plan Snap Crackle Pop.

Beat Implement Plan Snap Crackle Pop.

QST, QST, QST.

Presenting all sanctuary stations.

Billy Go is in the wind. Repeat, Billy Go is in the wind.

Implement Plan Snap Crackle Pop.

How are Summerville?

How are you? Good. The French 75.

The Resistance.

The gringo coyote.

Billy goat.

Done your homework.

Mm -hmm.

Good.

Take a look around. Take it all in.

Do you need anything?

I'm fine. Drink?

I'm okay.

You're still alive. That's a good sign, right?

Seem to be. Yeah. Do you know why you're still alive?

You tell me.

I will tell you.

I need you to tell me where baby Charlene is.

What's her name? Where does she live?

I need to know where the rocket man lives. I need to know his name.

Get him back.

Okay. I can cooperate.

Their names are Fred Flintstone and Arthur Fonzarelli and their address is

Centauri.

I love it. I love it.

Motherfucker sitting on plastic in a container. I just want you to know that

not scared.

I appreciate that.

If I was in your shoes, I wouldn't be scared either.

I just don't know if your sister would feel that way.

What's your sister's name?

Pamela.

Oh, no more jokes?

What are their names? Where do they live?

Their names are Bob and Willa Ferguson.

They're up in Back Tan Cross.

Back Tan Cross.

Made me a reason to deploy in that town.

Drugs and tacos.

Got it. And get all the intel on the gathering spot, the hot spots for

teenyboppers. On it.

Gentlemen, this is Operation Boot Heel. Our AO is backed and crossed.

This is a sanctuary city full of thousands of wet and stinkies. We have a

operation to capture two HDIs. Adult male, Bob Ferguson.

Female juvenile, Lilla Ferguson, age 16, the daughter. We bag and tag the male.

We apprehend the female.

Good evening gentlemen.

Our main target tonight is Grimhorn's Chicken Licking Frozen Food Farm.

Human reporting has led us to believe chicken licking is a front for a large

-scale heroin distribution operation within the AO.

BTR, your main effort, your task is clearing and securing of Chicken Licking

Frozen Food Farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations within

AO.

Simultaneously, local law enforcement, you will clear and secure Malapke's

tires. Raleigh -Baracos Mexican Restaurant on Old California Road,

Taco Shack in the Bacton Mall, and the gas station on J and Boiler Street. This

is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies.

It's about the local populace to be sympathetic and supportive to the

organizations we are targeting tonight, gentlemen.

You're hungover and you got home at 3 o 'clock in the morning.

Where were you?

This isn't even warm, sweetie. Where were you?

Where was I? Well,

I specifically told you where I was.

You asked me that, I told you where I was. I was at the Rustic Inn with the

band. You remember our old band, right?

The old band studio, Block Pass Normal. You remember Albert?

Yeah. Turns out...

Albert bought all this old equipment from Steely Danzel's studio to try to

that sort of vintage, you know, that sort of crackling tube sound.

You don't need any of that stuff anymore.

He bought out a computer program with the price of budget.

How did you get home?

What do you mean?

How did you get home? Well, with my car.

You drove?

So what are you, my babysitter? What, what, what? Yeah. I know how to drink

drive, honey. I know what I'm doing.

I didn't have that much. What?

What?

What? I don't want to be your babysitter. I don't want to worry if you

your car around a telephone pole. Well, I didn't wrap it. I didn't ask for this.

That's just how the cards were rolled out for me.

Dice, sweetie.

What? It's not cards. You don't roll cards. It's dice.

Fuck off, Bob. Just fuck off with that, okay? Grow up.

Okay. Well, you look.

I like the way you're standing up for yourself. I'm proud of you, honey.

But the way you speak to your father sometimes, it's just... I don't know.

You're right.

You should tell me what you think always.

Never hold anything back from me. What the fuck is wrong with you?

You're right. That's something I gotta remember.

And I fuck up sometimes.

Whoa. Who's this?

Who's that?

Who is that?

They're just my friends.

And they have a red car like that just driving a little loud, don't you think?

It's just a car.

And you told them they could do that?

Yes. Told them to come to the house? Yes.

Now, who's the one with the lipstick?

What's that one's name?

Bobo. Bobo. Now, is that a he or a she or a they?

Dad, come on.

Now, are they transitioning? I want to know. They're non -binary.

Okay, I just want to be polite.

It's not that hard. They, them.

Who's this little fucking freak at the door? Probably Bluto.

You're just coming to my house like this, huh? Yes!

All right. Is that your date to the den? My friend.

Okay. You're not going anywhere with your goddamn friend until you take it.

Take it!

Yeah, put it in your pocket. I don't want to put it in my pocket. Put it in

garter or whatever you got. My fucking garter? What?

What's up, homie? Hey, how's it going?

Cool. Yeah, you normally knock that loud at somebody's house like that?

Yeah, give us a sec.

You got a purse?

This is non -negotiable. Put in your purse.

Nobody's coming to get you, Bob. You know that, right? That's what you think.

What's up, guys?

You guys cool?

You guys hanging?

Yep. Going to the dance?

Yeah, it's cool.

I'm going to tell you something.

I'm going to do that exact same thing to your entire life.

We're talking about freedom, baby.

We're talking about freedom.

Freedom's a funny thing, isn't it? When you have it, you don't appreciate it,

and when you miss it, it's gone.

It's just gone. Boom.

Got it.

Have fun, homie. All right. All right, cool.

Yo. Yeah?

Not USA. Her. I'm talking to her. Get in the fucking car.

Say it.

Say it, baby.

Love you, Bob.

Love you, too.

I love your skirt. Thank you. I love your shirt.

You're dead.

Fucking paranoid, okay?

No. And she literally threw her arm in.

What? Wait, do you think someone out there has a video of that?

Maybe

don't

be scared.

All right, now, I'm going to say it.

Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction.

Come on, baby, say it back to me. Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, Hooterville

Junction. Will no longer be so goddamn relevant. And women will not care if

finally got down with Jane on virtual tomorrow.

Because black people will be in the streets looking for a brighter day.

The revolution will not be televised.

I don't know if anyone said that shit to me to trust them with my life.

Right now you need to.

Because you're in trouble, Willa.

All right, now there's an SOS signal out.

I'm here to help, but we have to leave here right away.

Look, I knew your mom and your dad.

I know you have a lot of questions, and I'll answer them later, but right now we

have to roll. Will you leave here with me? Where?

Anywhere over here.

Okay.

Okay.

You have to stay by my side, and you have to do exactly as I say. Do you

understand? Yes, ma 'am. Do you have a phone on you? No.

All right.

Come on, baby, let's go.

I don't know what to do. We trained for this.

Okay, I need to get that down and I gotta talk to him.

Everybody listen, I need you guys to stand up and join everybody else on the

court.

Only then can we take on our reality.

That's another blaze, dog.

Yeah?

Bob?

Who's this?

We have trouble ahead, and the road is...

Oh, fuck.

Well, I don't remember the fucking breeding code because I got a little bit

high.

And it's been fucking years, so you got to help me out here. I don't know.

You're going to have to think.

Right.

The sun. The sun.

Think. The sunrise.

Sunrise in the west.

Right?

Billy Goat is Howard Somerville. So

Howard Somerville has been taken. He's been taken or killed. What's going on?

Steve Locke?

Steve fucking Locke, John.

What in the motherfucking... Fuck. How could it get any fucking worse than

Your thing.

Nothing is secure.

Everything is wrong.

No one is above suspicion. No, no, no, no, no. So, so now, okay.

My, my daughter, my fucking daughter left the house. She's not in the house

me. So you got to give me more information.

Lady Champagne and her team have extracted Willa. She's safe.

Good. Okay, good. Keep her there.

Okay,

tell me the rendezvous point.

What's the... Hello?

What's the fucking rendezvous point? Hello?

Fuck!

Fuck.

Okay.

Okay, Bob.

Don't panic.

Don't fucking panic, Bob.

Keep your shit together.

7171.

Open door, we're out.

Initial clearance complete.

Conducting back clear.

Clear.

Kitchen.

Living room.

I got a tunnel.

God damn it.

What do you think?

He's a bomber.

Yes.

Cover.

Thank you.

Rise and shine.

Got an eyelash. Good morning.

There are no hands on the clock.

Why?

Because they're not needed.

What time is it?

Ah, fuck.

You know, I don't remember that part.

Let's just not nitpick over the password stuff. Look, this is Bob Ferguson, all

right? You just called my house. Let's cut the shit. I need the rendezvous

point. What time is it?

Look, he's locked charges to attack my home. I lost my daughter. This is Bob

Ferguson. You understand?

I don't remember any more of this. I don't remember any more of this code

all right? Let's just get on with it. What is the rendezvous point? Okay, I

you to give me the time.

You motherfucking, you fucking with me? You fucking with me, motherfucker?

You just called me. This is Bob Ferguson. You understand that? Somebody

resistance of the French 75 just called my house. Just that. What time is it is

a key question.

the underground movement, okay? Studying the text is essential.

I don't remember any words. It's cold speak.

I only remember half of this shit and this stupid fucking high, which is a

fucking miracle.

So stop fucking with me and give me the fucking rendezvous point. Well, maybe

you should have studied the rebellion text a little harder.

No, no, you called me. Do you understand that, you fucking retard? You called

me. I need to find my daughter.

Well, then call us back when you have the time.

What? Did you? You just...

Did you fucking hang up on me? You fucking little fucking prick.

You.

With what?

Why do you say that?

Hang on a second.

Yeah, I got to help you.

Bob. Bob.

Bring that down.

I need your help. I need your help, sensei. I need your help, man.

You still there?

What time we get up, Juan?

I'm coming. Call Maritela and tell her I'm on my way.

You're basically in the car.

Yeah. I'm going to call Esperanza and I'll call you back, okay?

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

We gotta go.

I need a weapon, man. All you got is goddamn nun trucks here. You know where

can get a gun?

What's going on?

MKU. MKU, man. They're everywhere right now.

MKU? MKU what?

They busted open my door.

They're coming after me and Willow right now.

Right now.

That's heavy metal, bro.

Yeah. Hey, where is she?

I don't know. I got to charge my phone to find out.

Here, use my phone.

I can't. They'll trace that phone. I got to use my phone.

Then do that on my plate. We got a gun.

Your plate?

Yeah. You got a gun in your plate?

I'll get you a gun.

You have a gun, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Right now, it's a goddamn roundup.

I gotta deal with this shit.

Okay. Yeah.

I just take that to go. Go to your place.

Go to your place.

I'm charging my phone.

You got a gun there? Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Get up to

the tummy.

Okay? Listen.

Breathe. Okay?

Cool out.

Ocean waves.

Ocean waves.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Que Dios te bendiga, Esperanza.

No te olvides de dejar la puerta del sótano abierta. Estoy ahí en 20 minutos.

Got a little Latino Harriet Tubman situation going on in my place. I'm all

legit, from the heart. No cash.

Here, use my phone. No, no.

I tricked that. Damn, the trickle call.

That's what they say.

Willa's mom used to run around and do some real bad shit together. I'm her

friend 75.

They got her, now they're coming after us.

Fuck.

You're a bad hombre, Bob.

So... I'm Agent Danvers. How are you?

Great. What's your name?

Bluto. Nice to meet you, Bluto.

Do you mind if I have your phone?

Go ahead and unlock it for me.

Thank you.

Hey, sorry for crashing the party like we did, but we have a few questions we

want to ask you. Is that all right with you?

Sure. You're shaking. Are you okay?

I'm fine. You nervous?

A little bit. Do you need anything?

I'm okay.

If you tell me the truth, you're out of here in 10 seconds.

Yes. If you lie to me, we're going to have some problems.

Yes. You know Willa Ferguson, right?

I do.

How do you know her?

We're good friends.

Okay. Do you know where she is right now?

I'm not sure.

When's the last time you saw her?

Uh, I saw her at the dance.

Before you guys came into the dance?

What's her number?

She doesn't have a phone.

Her dad doesn't let her, so.

The only high school girl in America, Willa Ferguson, doesn't have a phone.

You got that?

Do I need a residential address for Sergio St. Carlos?

What is it?

The old tracking device that goes off within 100 yards of hers, if it works.

It never works.

Sometimes it does, but mostly it doesn't.

What about her phone?

She doesn't have a phone.

What, she has a phone?

Yeah.

You have her phone number, man?

No. Everybody knows she has a phone number. Everybody knows she has a... Why

didn't you tell me she has a phone number? No, no, she's not allowed to

goddamn phone.

Well, maybe she didn't want you to get mad. I don't get mad. I don't get mad

about anything anymore.

Dad?

No. No?

Well, you should be.

Did I ever mention Steve Lakto?

Yeah.

Yeah?

What'd he tell you?

He's the one who killed my mom.

B .D. Blackwell!

B .D. Blackwell!

B .D. Blackwell!

This is Whitehall!

This is Whitehall!

This is Whitehall!

This is Whitehall!

This is Whitehall!

This is Whitehall! This is Whitehall!

This is

Whitehall!

It is what it is.

Right now.

They're with me.

Okay. Help them bring everything inside and meet me upstairs.

Don't get locked out.

Oh, everybody.

The door is closed. Help. Come on. Come on. Help me. Go. Give me a hand. Thank

you. Thank you, bro. Hey, we've got 20 minutes to get everybody to the church.

Okay? Okay.

I need your help.

Okay, I need you to go upstairs and do me a favor. I know you don't like the

tunnel. You don't have to come with me. Go upstairs and give me a hand. Yeah.

Esteban!

Follow me.

Derek, line them up with the hallway.

I'll be in 24.

You win, tell them, and you lose, tell them about it.

Yeah. Bop, bop, bop.

They're back on defense.

Back on defense, man. Yeah.

Thank you, man. Thank you.

Here.

Where do I roll?

Aubrey, get off the phones. Go to the second floor.

We're moving them out. Back here.

Bob, Bob.

This is everybody.

Everybody, this is Bob.

Say hello.

Jacob,

I need you to go to the second floor.

We're moving them out.

Bob, Bob.

This is Rachel.

Hi, Rachel.

This is Bob, and this is Landon.

How are you?

Nice to meet you.

Right here, right behind the couch.

Thank you, brother. Thank you.

Right here.

Come on.

Out.

Come on. It's my room.

Thank you, girl.

Yeah.

Come on.

It's all right, man.

You're okay.

I got power.

I got power.

Rise

and

shine. Hi.

What's up?

What's up, homie? It's me again, Bob Ferguson.

I don't know if you remember, but we spoke.

earlier on the phone i think we had a little misunderstanding uh i think we

off on the wrong foot i was trying to get the rendezvous point for my daughter

right if you can't answer what time is it i cannot give you the rendezvous

this is a key tenet of the rebellion i'm surprised you can't name it i don't

know if you are who you say you are okay well look look maybe i can Maybe I can

give you some information and then you give me some information. All right,

we'll just share a little information.

My name is Bob Ferguson. I don't know if you've ever heard of me, all right? I

was part of Friends 75 for years, years and years, all right? They used to call

me Ghetto Pat, Rocket Man, stuff like that.

Only problem is I fried my brain since then, man. I have abused drugs and

alcohol for the past 30 years, man. I'm a drug and alcohol lover and I cannot

remember.

for the life of me or the life of my only child, the answer to your question,

what time is it?

815. Now, I need this rendezvous point. You understand what I'm saying?

I need it. I understand.

And the question is, what time is it?

If you don't give me the rendezvous point, I swear to God, I will hunt you

and stick a loaded fucking hot piece of dynamite right up your fucking asshole.

Man, come on. What kind of revolutionary are you, brother? We're not even in the

same room here. We're talking on the phone like men.

Okay, there's no need to shout. This is a violation of my safety.

These are noise triggers.

Fucking noise triggers. Listen, I want to know something. I want to know one

thing when this is all said and done. What is your name? I need to know your

name. My name is Comrade Josh. Comrade Josh. Well, get a better name, Comrade

Josh. That's a fucking ridiculous name for a revolutionary.

First off.

Second off.

I want to know your coordinates. I want to know your location right now.

What did it do?

I'm in a secure location somewhere between the stolen land of the Wabanaki

the stolen land of the Chumaka. You're fucking intolerable, man. You're really

intolerable, man. That's not the way the revolutionaries do shit. Do you know

how hard you are to talk to? Do you know the information that I'm trying to give

you? You're a little nitpicking prick.

That's what you are, a little nitpicking prick.

And you know what I'm going to do to nitpicking pricks?

I'm going to call in a Greyhawk 10.

You're calling in a Greyhawk 10? I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, all right? I

you to get your supervisor on the phone right now because I know you got one. I

know you got one, Comrade Josh, all right? Your phone way over your fucking

head, way over your head, all right?

Put your commanding officer on the phone now.

Because you're calling in a Greyhawk 10? I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, Comrade.

That's some fucked up nitpicking shit.

Got you on one passport, asshole.

I'm sorry. I brought all this shit to your door, man. I'm sorry about

everything.

We've been laid siege for hundreds of years.

You did nothing wrong.

Don't get selfish.

Life, man.

Life!

It's just always some little, little tiny detail, right?

Okay.

Wake up. We go.

Perfect.

Why is it taking so long? For God's sake, you guys are so incompetent.

Fuck.

Hurry up.

I have one that is due. I'm going to squirt her internal to the target

Follow on for Sergio San Carlos.

I need to go kinetic.

Setting up breach time now. I need two follow on vehicles.

This is Bob Ferguson. Who's this?

My brother.

Who's this?

It's your man, Tally, man.

Tally?

Tally, my brother.

My brother, listen, man, you gotta help me out, man.

They got Willa. You heard they got Willa, right? I need the rendezvous

now. I need to answer one question. No, no, man. Please don't make me go through

this, man. Pat, Pat, slow down. You're gonna know it.

You're gonna know it? Please, please.

What's my favorite kind of pussy?

Okay, one second.

You motherfucker.

This is a goddamn war hero.

Hey, rendezvous is Sisters of the Brave Beaver.

Sisters of the Brave Beaver, I don't know. Is that that compound out in the

hills? I need the coordinates, exact coordinates.

Okay, one second.

Tell them how to get there.

Apologize. Need it?

Hello. Hi, prick.

Give me the fucking coordinates now. Okay.

Make it snappy. Okay.

Okay, slow down, articulate.

Bring up the hooli.

you want to formally say you're sorry, huh?

We're the fucking password, by the way, you fucking prick.

Time doesn't exist yet. It controls us anyway.

Oh, fuck you, you fucking moron.

Fuck you. You obviously don't have kids, you fucking idiot.

Hey, I got the coordinates.

It's Old Mission Road, the Craw Creek, and then the Chupacabra Hill. Time to

Bob. All right, let's go. Let's go. I got the coordinates, man. Who got the

window, Bob?

What? Be careful. Who got the window? Be careful.

Shit. They're here.

God damn it. They're... They're... Oh, gee.

How'd they find us? They're closing. Carinos are gone. If they knock, you

what to do. How'd they find us, man?

How'd they find us?

I think we may get somebody to call, man. I think they traced or called me.

What's the trace or call? Oh, what's the plan?

What's the plan? E .G., what's the plan? I'm taking this.

Is that my weapon? Hang on.

We gotta go, man. We gotta go. I'm gonna take him up on the roof.

Across to my car in the laughing's alley. Here are my keys. You drop them

you call me. Latino, hey, come with me. No, no, no, man. I'm not coming with

you.

No, I'm not coming with them. I'm supposed to go with you.

I need you, brother. Please, sensei. Sensei, sensei, please.

Courage, Bob.

Courage.

Courage.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Hey. Thank you, sensei.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

God damn it.

Don't

give

a shit what you do.

I'm going to need that number in the next 10 seconds.

I don't know. Thanks, sir.

Do I look like your parent?

Give me the fucking number. Stand up. Put your hands behind your back.

I don't have a phone number. Up. Put your hands behind your back.

Cuff him.

Get him out of here.

I have it.

You have it now.

What is it?

I thought you took AP Common Sense.

Get the fuck down.

What's the number?

It's under an elevator.

Give it.

Give it to me.

I asked you if you had a phone. You looked me in my face and you lied.

I am here to save your fucking life. Do you understand?

Don't fly to me again.

Aperture's on the horn.

Female Vansets heading south on 135.

So one. Excellent.

Go faster!

Go faster!

Help me. Help me.

Miji. Sensei, a guy fell off the roof and got arrested.

What the fuck happened?

He fell 40 feet and fucking fell in a tree, man.

Shota got him with a taser.

And my rifle?

It's with me.

Okay.

Maybe a secret heart.

Rochelle. Well, Deandra, what new mischief now?

I have the child, Willa Ferguson.

This is Perfidia Beverly Hills' daughter.

I'm coming to you in an hour of need and desperation for safekeeping.

Unbelievable.

Do I look just like her?

No, not really.

What you do on the inside, which makes you quite a risk around here.

The daughter of a rat is a baby rat, and we must

be careful.

Can you cook?

Yes. We will not allow residents to anyone who cannot take responsibility

both her input,

And output.

Can I know what I eat and secure what I shit if that's what you mean?

That's what I mean.

Mr. Voss, show baby Profitia to the poncho via room.

All right.

Let me run shit down for you. So you have the towels over here. The bathroom

straight through there. The pillows is right there as you can see.

And don't ask for the fucking Wi -Fi because we ain't got none.

Make yourself at home, Goldilocks.

What does she know?

She thinks her mom was a hero.

And I... I didn't have the guts to tell the truth.

Perfidia Beverly Hills is a problem that keeps on giving.

This revolution doesn't need another one of her running around.

Shit's hard enough.

You got more fight in you than the rest of us, Deandra.

I got sick of this shit a long time ago.

to the newborn King.

Peace on earth and mercy mild.

God and sinners reconciled.

Joyful all ye nations. Kim! Alice, how are you, darling?

Very well, thank you.

You look great.

You hungry?

Uh, yeah, yeah. But I'm actually, I think I'm about to be running late.

Well, I can fix you some pancakes.

You could have them on your way out. Are these the banana pancakes? The famous

Alice banana pancakes?

Those are the ones.

I know they're waiting for you. I better get down there.

It's great to see you again.

Oh, good to see you too.

Merry Christmas. Hail Saint Nick. Merry Christmas.

How you doing? Good, good. It's been too long. Yeah, it's good to see you again.

You know Virgil Throckmorton. Virgil's down from Plantinga Distortion. Merry

Christmas. Merry Christmas. And you know Bill Vesman from Whitehall. Bill, good

to see you again. Merry Christmas. And of course, you know Roy Moore, Fifth

Fleet Field General from the Southwest.

Absolutely, sir. Good morning.

Take a seat.

How can I help?

Well, Tim, there's this troubling little rumor we've just heard.

And we brought you in to see if you can help clear it up.

I'm going to hand you over to Bill. I'll give you the details.

Over to you, Bill.

Tim, I'm going to get right to it.

There's an unconfirmed report that Colonel Stephen J. Lockjaw is the father

mixed -race child.

Which...

There's no real easy way to say this, but yeah, it's

black.

Well, that would be quite the revelation if it were true.

Bill, may I ask what your source is?

Sure. As part of a double Yankee white background check, some old paperwork

turned up in a computer file on the black militant named Jungle Pussy.

She told an officer this very story 15 years ago.

15 years ago.

It's been there the whole time in ancient file.

Pure luck we caught it.

So where's the pussy?

Oh, she's long dead.

No more pussy.

Now, a few days ago, Lockshaw hired a bounty hunter to make a civilian

extraction in El Paso.

It was led by an Avanti Q.

You know him? Yeah, I know Avanti. He's a good soldier.

Not great?

I mean, he's excellent, but he's not a native son.

It's his dirty little secret.

He passes for half Mexican, but he's actually part Comanche or, I don't know,

Eskimo. He's a fantastic tracker.

It'll tell you how much money someone had in their pocket based on a

but he is not homegrown, so I would not trust it.

Yeah, well, he's apparently good enough to find what Lockjaw was looking for.

Yeah.

He found Howard Somerville.

Ex -French 75, he runs an underground railroad, bringing illegals from our

southern border to Backdown Cross in the north, where he set up a so -called

sanctuary city, giving jobs and housing to drug dealers and psychopaths.

He's also a reefer addict.

Really? Well, he sounds like a class act, this guy.

Next thing we know, Colonel Lockjaw's mobilized his task force into Backdame

Cross and conducted a Class A raid on the Chicken Lickin' Frozen Farm.

Oh, no.

I love their nuggets.

Well, this could mean a nugget shortage.

Not to mention the Chicken Lickin's owned by our fellow Christmas

Brother Bert Rimhorn, who wants his wetbacks back to work.

Next. He hit the high school, Tim.

Yeah.

The high school.

And now all hell's broken loose on the streets of Acton Cross.

And he's turned off his A -tax. I'm sorry to interrupt, but I think I'm

up what you gents are laying down here. This is a curious chain of events.

So Lockjaw's looking for his half -breed, but do we know where the mama

Funny you should ask that.

Perfidia Beverly Hills.

Currently MIA.

Former French 75. She went into witness protection about 15 years ago, only to

disappear. The arresting agent, Colonel Stephen J. Lockjaw.

Agency sightings ever in Cuba or Algiers, depending on the report.

So, not the mothering type, I take it?

And they call us the savages.

Lockjaw got his dick dirty.

He needs to clean it.

If he can find this kid, he can dispose of the evidence and

continue to make fools out of all of us.

What would you like me to do, sir?

Given your expertise in family cases, we felt that... Make it clean.

Clean?

We should all be able to eat off the floor.

Is that clean?

Yes, sir.

Well, all right, gents.

Looks like I'm headed west.

And may St. Nick be with you.

All hail Saint Nick.

to ask you, okay?

Was she a rat?

Yeah, she was.

My dad told me she was a hero.

Stop banging your head.

Stop banging your head.

Stop banging your head on that. Okay.

Sir, do you know your last name?

No.

What's your last name?

Batman.

Okay, come on. I need to know your real last name.

Parker.

Peter Parker, man. Peter Parker.

Yeah. All right, listen. This is your last chance. If you don't give me your

real last name, it's going to be another time. Okay, okay. Stop harassing me,

for God's sake.

Parker. Jim Parker, man.

Your name's Jim Parker? Yeah.

Okay, Jim, what's your date of birth?

Somewhere in the 80s, man. In the 80s. Yeah.

Let's go. You're up.

Let's go.

Sit down there.

Mr. Jim Parker, is that correct?

42 years old?

They're just going to be taking your vitals behind you, okay?

Mr. Parker.

Mr. Parker, over here.

Do you have any medical problems?

Mr. Parker, can you look at me, sir?

Bob, can you look at me?

Are you diabetic?

Are you diabetic?

Yeah.

Did you take your insulin yesterday?

You know, if you're a bad hombre, you make sure you take your insulin on a

basis, right?

Officer, we're not going to be able to take this plane. It needs to go to the

ER.

Thank you, sir. Have a good day.

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, how are you? Good, thanks.

Mr. Parker, here's your restroom, okay?

Let's check your sugar.

You are going to go through the bathroom, straight down the hall to the

to the fire escape right now.

Okay, every day you get to rescue a 75er.

Twice in the same day.

Let's rock and fucking roll!

Let's go!

Sir,

I'm Colonel Steve Lockjaw.

I'm not going to be fucked with. You got any permission from me, spit it out.

I'm not joking.

How many women?

I don't know, a bunch.

Ten or twenty.

Weapons?

I think they're vegetarian.

Men, let's do what we do.

Yes, ma 'am.

Come close.

If it doesn't line up, you'll go free.

But if it does line up, it is a straight line.

You got a problem?

What is it?

It's your future.

How old are you now?

You're 16 or 17.

It's either one of those.

Do you have a boyfriend?

I don't have anything to say to you. You're too young to have a boyfriend, so

the answer is no. Don't answer for me.

That all makes sense.

Snag her out of the high school.

Find her phone.

Curbstomp that.

But then you fumble her on the 90 -yard line at some stank -ass nunnery.

Hmm.

That's gotta hurt.

You help me, I'll help you.

You can be Pat Calhoun.

Rocket Man.

Ghetto Pat.

And I'll let you go, and I'll let you save the little girl.

You know, she's with the Colonel, right?

By whom?

I do mean federal prison for you.

Did you rape her?

Did you love her?

Answer me.

Do you think you're my daughter? It doesn't matter what that test says. I

father and it's not you. Is that what you call a father? He wasn't enough for

your mother.

How's he going to be enough for you?

Where

is

he?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Deandra, do you know how many people sit across from me and swear to God they

don't know?

I swear to God, I don't know.

I swear to God, if you do know, we can save that girl.

The girl didn't do anything.

I don't know. I don't know where he is.

If I knew where he was, I would tell you I don't know where he is. What's wrong

with you? Where is he?

Save yourself. Go to prison.

I'll take you to the colonel.

You save the girl.

Those are your options. You're going to lose, lose, maybe save your life

position.

You should put on more makeup to make yourself look better.

You go to a dance.

You make an effort.

You put on more makeup.

Why is your shirt so tight?

I'm not gay, if that's what you're saying. I didn't say that.

I'm not homosexual.

I did not say that, but I hear the loose in your shoes.

No, you are a smart ass.

You, oh yeah, you.

You just, you're this little princess, aren't you?

Smart bound.

I think your mother, your mother had a smart mouth and I buried her.

Are you having trouble remembering what you just read?

It's a straight line. I have a problem. If it's not, you have to let me go. God,

there's no way I'm actually yours because I can actually fucking breathe.

Shut up. Just shut up, you fucking mutt.

Get my vehicle, put my kid in the car.

Never thought this fucker would come back for us.

I got lazy, man. I wasn't paying attention.

I thought the person coming through that door one day was going to be her mom,

not this fucking asshole.

See your daughter, you know, she can teach her girl stuff, she can do her

she can be a mom.

I can't do her hair, man.

You know that?

I don't know how to do her hair right.

Don't go dark on me, Bob.

I won't.

I'm here. I'm here.

Bring it down, Rob.

Here it comes.

Put this in your backpack.

This is the end of the line, huh?

Not for you.

Ocean waves.

Ocean waves.

I got it, bitch.

You got it.

I hit it on foot.

On foot?

Yeah.

Here we go.

I'm going to turn up this gas station. I'm going to slow down and we talk and

roll. I'll take it from there. I'm buck one. Get ready.

Fucking no. Yeah.

Okay.

You know what freedom is?

What?

No fear.

Feels like tongue -fucking -curdles.

Okay, jump on four.

One. Two.

Give me a gun!

Three.

Go.

Go!

Four! So am I.

So am I. What? Go for it.

Joe, believe me.

Making up the lost time.

Daddy -daughter games.

Daddy -daughter games.

I am a Christmas adventurer.

You know what that is?

I have a higher calling.

It is a higher honor than having you.

Thank you.

I loved her, and yet you were wondering?

Best goddamn looking witch I ever saw. Shut up. Yeah, she was possessed.

She was fucking up.

Like you. You have it in you. I smelled it from within her, and I could smell it

from within you. She was a fucking rat. She was a warrior, a righteous warrior

of freedom.

And she fought the weak.

She was a fucking...

You should respect your mother and your fucking boss.

Poke your fucking eyes out.

Auntie, how's the bounty business?

It's all right. How's it with you?

Things could be better. It's not one thing, it's fucking another.

If you find that to be true.

Anyway, I need to dispose of this one.

Who is it?

Murder suspect, wetback, half -breed, involved in narco cartels. Nobody

be missed.

That's a kid. I don't do kids. Kids do bad shit.

Why don't you do it? I can't do it. I'm busy, so let me do it. Well, then get

Eric Garrow to do it. I don't want Eric Garrow to do it. I'll pay you. That'll

be your daily rate. Get this done.

I don't give a shit. I'm not doing it.

All right.

You know, 1776, about five miles outside Del Rio by Walter's Landing?

Yeah. You get her to them. I'll pay you your daily rate.

You got no manners, God damn it!

You weren't raised right!

You see that?

You see that?

That's what your mother brought up.

I'm sorry it had to end this way. If it hadn't mattered, we might have gotten to

know each other.

I said, is someone gonna come by looking for you?

Yeah.

If you're gonna find me, I'm gonna fuck you up.

Más pequeño, señorita.

Malo hombre, malo, malo hombre.

Pasó para allá.

Not moved. Do you have any weapons on you, sir?

No, sir.

Where are you running from us?

Had a long day, ma 'am.

You didn't see the lights back there?

Yes, I did.

What did you toss out of the vehicle?

Excuse me? What did you toss out of the vehicle back there?

Trash. You sure about that?

Yes, ma 'am. You been drinking today?

I've had a few.

A few what?

A few small beers.

There you go.

I see you.

I see you.

I got you. I got you.

Faster, you fucking piece of shit. Go!

Then for block job

We

got a body

Thanks

wagon burner

Goddammit!

Hey, fuckstick, what are you doing?

Hey, Red, I know you hear me.

That fire water's got you fucking retarded.

You're still joking!

junction what green acres beverly hillbillies and hooterville junction

i don't know

Willa?

Willa? Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction. No, no, baby,

it's me.

Willa, it's me. Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction.

Okay, okay.

It's your dad, Willa.

Will no longer be so goddamn relevant. Look at me.

Who are you?

It's your dad.

Look at me.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Come on. Come to the car. Come.

You don't say. You don't say.

Do you know a black militant by the name of Perfidia Beverly Hills? Yes, I do.

And was she a member of the rebel group known as the French 75?

She was.

Yeah.

Colonel Arjo, did you engage in a romantic relationship with this woman?

I have engaged the enemy face to face in battle and in the dark alleys and

shadows of espionage.

I was once raped in reverse.

Raped in reverse?

Could you explain how that might work for us, Ken Warchild?

The enemy employed deception.

I was drugged.

And while unconscious, my brain was not working.

But my power was, and I believe it was taking advantage of them.

What kind of proof do you have? If you were unconscious, how do you know this

be true? I don't know it to be true, but I suspected when I awoke there was

sensitivity in a private place and there was some residue of an interaction.

Interaction?

At least he was a sperm thief.

A semen demon, that's correct.

Colonel Archer, what would be the purpose of the enemy raping you in

They saw the power of my mind and body.

They desired it.

Congratulations, Steve.

You're a Christmas adventurer.

Oh, Mommy, thank you, sir.

Let me show you around the Southwest Headquarters.

Sure. Shall we go for a walk? Yes, sir.

First stop on the tour, your new office.

Oh, my.

You know, if I'm being honest, Sandy, there was a minute there where I didn't

think I was going to make it.

Oh, watch out. We're lucky to have you.

Now, obviously, it goes without saying, This is just one place where you can

hang your hat, take meetings, steal a few personal items.

We'd like our members to feel they have a home away from home anytime, day or

night. That's a fine idea.

Now, it's empty right now, but we'll let you personalize it.

A man's taste defines him, doesn't it? It does indeed, sir.

And here we are.

Suite 55.

Look at that view.

Damn it. I forgot your keys.

Wait here.

I'll just grab them from my office. Yes, sir.

I've been holding on to something for a while now, and I wanted to give it to

you, okay?

And I didn't give it to you before because I just didn't want to expose you

certain stuff.

You know, I didn't want you to feel sad or confused about it.

I don't know what I wanted. I wanted to protect you.

All your mom's shit.

All my shit.

I just, I suppose I wanted to be the one that you came to for help, right?

You know, the one, the cool dad that you could say anything to.

Even though I know that's impossible.

But I don't, I don't want to lie to you about anything anymore.

And I've been holding on to something for a couple years now, and I just want

give it to you.

Okay, I'm going to share this with you, and if you want to see it, you can see

it.

Do you want to see it?

I don't know what it is, Dad.

You don't know what it is? No.

It's a letter.

It's a letter from your mom.

For me or for you?

It's for you.

You want to go read it alone?

Go ahead.

Dear Charlene, hello from the other side of the shadows.

I don't mean to shock you, but I've been contemplating writing you for a long

time.

I often wake up and I find it completely crazy how and why I am where I am

today.

Disconnected from my family.

I pretended my whole life.

Pretended to be strong.

Is it too late for us?

After all my lies?

Are you happy?

Do you have love?

What will you do when you get older?

Will you try to change the world like I did?

We failed.

But maybe you will not.

Maybe you will be the one who puts the world right.

that have been strong for the both of us.

I know someday when it's right and it's safe, you'll find

me.

Please let me kiss your dad.

I can't hold back.

I love you, mom.

How do I get this flash to work?

I'm not getting my face.

Huh?

I don't know how to get my face.

Swipe up, and then there's a lightning bolt.

And then on there it says flash auto on and off.

No. Well, if you push the... There's a little circle on the bottom right

side. Click that.

Okay, or take it with the back. I guess that's fine.

Or don't press the circle.

Hey, did I say Oakland?

Yeah.

You

know,

Oakland's a three and a half hour drive from here.

Yeah. You know, that's far, right? It's raining out.

Hey, be careful.

Hello.