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Hey, Kyle. Damn it.

Kyle. Kyle!

Here I am!

You had no idea where I was.

No. Had I known,
I would've taped that box up.

You haven't packed any of this stuff up.

Well, I started to,

but I took a long stroll
down memory lane...

when I found this.

A hanger.

Well, the hanger.

From when I first moved in.
Remember?

- No.
- Well, I used to leave my coat

laying on the sofa all the time.
Remember?

No.

And you said, "Hang up your coat

"or I'm gonna smack you
in the head." Remember?

Yes.

Yeah, and I said, "Where am I
supposed to hang it up?"

And you said, "In the closet."
And I said, "With what?"

And you said, "A hanger."
And I said,

"What hanger?"
And you said, "This hanger."

This hanger.

First off, the hanger stays here.

Message received, you old softie.

You got to pack all this stuff up.

This is why we had to cancel
the moving truck last week.

I know. I know, it's just...

everything I pick up tells me
a beautiful story

about my time here.

I understand. How about this?

You pack it up real quick,
it'll tell you the same stories,

even better ones as you're
unpacking it at your new house.

- All right. I'll get on it. I promise.
- Okay.

Oh, um, would you ask Mandy
to give me a hand?

Geez. Mandy. Mandy!

Here I am!

You know, Air Force Academy
food is good,

but there's something about
a meal at home

- that just tastes so much better.
- Yep.

Well, you're old enough
I can tell you the secret:

I use obscene amounts of butter.

- Oh, I love special occasions. Morning.
- Morning.

Hey. Because there's waffles
and I don't have to cook them.

That's right.

You can cook them anytime
you want,

just not on the waffle maker
that my dad passed on to me.

You know, Mike, my grandmother
passed me down

a loom.
Doesn't mean I have to use it.

That's because a loom is stupid.

This thing's got generations
of Baxter family flavor

baked right into it.

Ew. You said it was butter.

Make all the jokes you want,
but this is a big day for me.

This is when my nearly
30-year-old daughter

- and her husband move out of the house.
- Mmm.

Well, in that case,
I am opening champagne.

Uh, I'm adding orange juice.

I'm not a lush.

As long as we're celebrating,

I'm gonna add some more
chocolate chips,

making this waffle
one step closer to cake.

Honey, aren't you upset?

You're finally home for the summer
and your sister's leaving?

She's like the sun.

I enjoy her from a distance,

but if you spend too much
with her, you'll suffer a stroke.

Ooh, champagne and orange juice.

That's called an Omarosa.

Actually, that would be
champagne and sour grapes.

Ooh.

Ah, waffles. One of the most
memorable smells.

-Mm-hmm.
- You know, it's like fresh cut grass

or gasoline covering the trailer
right before your mom

files an insurance claim.

You know, the key to making
a great waffle

is hard on the outside,
soft on the inside.

It's almost the opposite
of how it is in your artery.

- It's just...
- All right.

Sit down, guys. Why don't I get
some breakfast in you

- before the moving truck arrives?
- Yep.

Oh, actually, we canceled that.

This will be the third time
you've canceled this thing.

- What's going on?
- No, now, hey, hey, hey.

Maybe they have a good reason.

Which I would really love to hear.

Yeah. We...
We ordered some curtains,

and we thought we'd wait
till they got delivered.

We don't want people peeking in.

Trust me. Nobody
wants to watch you and Kyle

try to program a stove clock.

Hey, Ed?

I got your text.
What's the emergency?

No, no, no.
Did you see a customer

who drove off
in a cherry red convertible?

Oh. I don't know.
Did he hit something?

No, no, no, no, no.

How do you think I would look
in a cherry red convertible?

Okay, we... we need to talk
about the word "emergency".

Yoo-hoo. Anybody want a muffin?

- Ooh. Absolutely.
- Someone was up all night baking.

And then I bought some
from the bakery.

- Mmm. Mmm.
- What's that?

- The whole thing tastes just like the top.
- Mmm.

And that granola bar in my desk
can go kiss my ass.

I'm so glad you guys like them.

Uh, hey. Are you guys
gonna be here tomorrow?

- Mmm-hmm. All day.
- Great.

Uh, Boyd's school
is doing their spring musical,

so he's gonna come in with me
and do some fund-raising.

Seems like he was just here
for Peter Pan.

Yep. Uh, this year
they're doing Music Man.

He's so excited
to tell you guys about it.

Have a great day.
Thanks, bye.

I knew
this muffin would cost me.

Last year he talked me into
that "Tiger Lily" package.

- Mmm.
- 200 bucks for a signed cast photo

and a room temperature soda
at intermission.

This year...
I'm not gonna do it.

What?

Yeah. He asks me to donate,

I'm gonna say no.

Wow. But...
but that's Mike's grandson.

Yeah.

He doesn't realize
that the kid's a jackass.

I don't give a damn.

I'm done.

All right. Me, too.

I'm not gonna bankroll
that kid anymore.

- Yeah.
- All right? Yeah, right.

And I'm talking all these bribe muffins.

We got to get rid of these sponges.

Really? I just bought those.

No. I mean Kyle and Mandy.

Yeah. Well, uh, you know,
they'll be gone soon enough.

It's like Mandy in high school:

- dicey for a while, but she got out.
- Right...

She even said it herself.

She's not feeling any pressure
to move out.

I want to put some pressure on her.

Okay. What do you want me to say?

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

I realize we attract more
flies with honey than vinegar,

but we want to get rid of the flies.

- I can be tough.
- Honey.

I don't like watching old movies.

Everybody who was in them is dead.

- Like, see that adorable kid?
- Mm-hmm.

Dead.

Hey, uh, could you guys
turn that off for just a second?

All right, listen up.
I've been thinking about this,

and if you guys don't want
to move into the apartment,

I'm gonna have to find
another tenant.

Wait, what are you talking about?

You know
what he's talking about.

We spent a lot of money
fixing that place up,

and I think we've done a great job.

And if you guys aren't gonna move in,

I'm gonna put it back on the market,

so I'm saying you're gonna have
to move in tomorrow.

Well, Dad, you're putting us
under a lot of pressure.

- I know.
- We know!

Well, I... I mean, I guess,
when you put it that way,

- we don't really have a choice.
- Exactly.

Rent it to someone else.

- What?
- No... You...

You realize you're gonna
lose the apartment.

- I know.
- We know!

Hey, let's go unpack, babe.

I still get to use the hanger.

Wow.

I know this is probably
too late, but, um...

I don't want to have kids.

Oh, I thought this would be
the last gallon I'd have to buy.

You know, that,
you know, I could be

one of those elegant women
who buys her milk

one skinny quart at a time.

But Mandy and Kyle are staying,

so I guess I'm still
"Ugly Jugs" Vanessa.

Honey... your jugs are beautiful.

Hey.

- Ooh, actually...
- Uh-uh-uh...

What? I'm thirsty.

Drink water. Milk is for movers.

I think what your father
is trying to say is

what the hell are you and Kyle
still doing here?

Hey, hey.
I can't wait to get out of here.

Right back at ya.

The problem is this family is
too loving and too supportive.

Boy. That's gonna be
an interesting call to social services.

Well, you guys know Kyle
grew up with an alcoholic mom

in a condemned trailer.

And then he comes here
to a... to a caring,

supportive family.

I think maybe
he wants more of that.

Well, does explain why
Kyle's been dragging his heels.

- I mean, it's kind of sweet.
- Yeah.

So I created a wonderful home
and family and, once again,

being too good at something
bites me in the ass.

Yeah, and those three pregnancies

hardly took any toll at all
on your figure.

- Retail area.
- Uh-huh?

There's a guy in a black leather
jacket with lots of buckles.

- Uh.
- Lots of buckles.

- Got him.
- Uh-huh.

- Did you see him lift something?
- No, no, no.

Do you think I could pull off
a coat like that?

Only in a cherry red convertible.

Oh, uh, okay. Uh-oh.
Boyd's here.

- It's happening.
- Huh. Oh.

What? Wait, wait, wait.

That's the first place
he'll look for you. Come on.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Shh, shh.

Ed? Chuck?

Hey, where are you guys?

It's a perfect idea.

This way he can't shake down
people he can't find.

Yeah. You know,
I stared down the Iraqi army.

Now I'm hiding
from a peewee music man.

But the Iraqi army
wasn't singing show tunes.

Come on, stop that.

- Come on, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it.
- I got it. Whoa.

Ooh.

I got it.

Turn the damn thing...

- There it is. Okay.
- Turn the damn thing off.

What are you guys doing?

- Chuck just dropped his phone.
- Uh...

Why is it so dark in here?

- Uh, because the lights aren't on.
- Yeah.

- Ed, Ed, I told you, turn the lights on.
- Okay.

- Whoa. It's bright.
- Let me ask you a question, fellas.

- Yeah?
- Yeah?

Do you love love?

Yes.

Well, then, you're going
to love the story

of a flimflam man
who travels town to town

selling musical instruments

till one thing gets in his way.

What do you think that is?

Love.

What's with the picnic basket?

We usually go to the woods
with guns.

This is for Kyle.
He's having a hard time leaving.

Then take him to the woods with guns.

Your father has agreed to let me
explain to Kyle

that family is family
no matter where he lives.

Right. You know,
sometimes I just prefer

to rip the Band-Aid off, all right?

Damn it, I don't even like
putting Band-Aids on.

You'll see, you'll see.
Once I talk to Kyle,

he will realize on his own
that it's time to go.

Right. Or he'll just wait us out,

take the master bedroom after we die.

Then I'll take him
to the woods with guns.

What?

Uh, Kyle... Hey.

Uh, I packed this picnic basket
full of all your favorite snacks.

- My favorite snac...
- Yeah.

I thought they discontinued
making choco-balls

like ten years ago
because they caused "lesions."

Ah.

No, no, no.
No choco-balls. Okay, so...

Um, I just thought that
maybe you and Mandy

could take the picnic basket outside,

and you could realize that
food tastes just as good

no matter where you eat it.

That's not true.
I mean, there's something

that's just so magical
about your kitchen,

and nobody beats Mr. B's waffles.

That's very nice, but, uh,

but what I'm trying
to tell you is that...

The only thing that my mom
cooked in the kitchen was

this weird stuff that made her friends

really excited to clean the trailer.

Yeah, uh...

Look, I realize your childhood
wasn't exactly ideal...

Yeah, but it's okay now,
'cause living here with you guys

has been the happiest time of my life.

Which is why I'm not sure
I'm ever gonna leave.

Mike!

Listen, Kyle, I'm gonna
get ahold of the moving van.

It'll be here in an hour.
Your stuff's gonna be in it

or in the front yard.

Now, get out.

That Band-Aid had a little hair on it.

I can't believe I have my own
beautiful, perfect apartment.

I want to kick you guys
out of here so badly.

Okay, well,
a few last-minute things.

Uh, the curtains will be in tomorrow.

Oh, and there is a bus
that stops by every few days

because we are on
the "Haunted Denver" tour.

Prison murder. Don't ask.

Oh, where do you want
the bowling balls?

That's the last one.

Now all that's left is back surgery

and three months of physical therapy.

Hey, how about your new landlord

buys everybody lunch at the Grill?

I can get us a good table.
I sleep with the manager.

Oh, don't tell her I said that.

Maybe Dad could join us.
He likes to pay for things.

Actually, I'm... I'm not hungry.

- I think I'll just get started unpacking.
- Okay.

What about you, Eve?

Uh, I think I'll hang here, too.

I lost my appetite
when I fused my spine.

Kyle, um, I think
you and I need to talk.

You know, Baxter son to Baxter son.

Apparently I'm not a Baxter son.

Which... which I suppose
is a good thing,

since I'm married
to a Baxter daughter,

and that would be,
you know... disgusting.

Well, Dad thinks of you as a son.

Oh, yeah?

Sure has a funny way of showing it.

Well, he has a funny way
of showing most things.

You kind of have to learn
how to read him.

He kicked me out.

And I don't know why.
I don't know what I did wrong.

You didn't do anything wrong.

That's why he kicked you out.
Don't you get that?

Okay, this might be
a little late in the game

for me to ask this,
since, you know,

- I'm married into the family and all.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

But... are you people insane?

Kyle, he knew it was time
for you to move out.

He knew you were ready.

That's why, when he found out

that you weren't going
to pull the trigger, he did.

And if there's one thing Dad knows,

it's... it's when to pull the trigger.

I guess that's true.

Of course it's true.

And you want to know
another thing that's true?

You think you moving out
is hard on you?

Trust me,
it's way harder on Dad.

You think so?

I do.

That's why I know how to read him.

You're a good brother, Eve.

You think you could teach me
how to read?

Sure.

You mean my dad, right?

Hey, guys, I'm back.

Me, too, and I brought more muffins.

Now, Ed, you bought
the "Shipoopi" package.

That gives you four tickets
to each performance,

and a special lunch with the cast.

I know what I did.

And, Mr. Larabee.

- Now, now this is my favorite.
- Mmm.

- You get...
- To build a gazebo.

I know.

Oh, you're gonna need
an insurance waiver.

What? An insurance waiver?

If it helps, uh,

we have to host the cast party.

46 drama nerds spilling soda
and spreading it

all over my house
with their jazz hands.

I just bought myself another year

to try to figure out
how to say no to that kid.

Next year they're doing Cats.

Oh, for the love of God.

Am I gonna have to build
some kind of

giant litter box or something?

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, hey, Jen, Jen, Jen.

Don't take this the wrong way,
but get out.

Boyd's gonna get here any second.

He's fundraising
for his new play, so get...

Hey, that's my kid.
But he's right.

You should totally
just leave right now. Just go.

It's too late, too late, too late.

Oh, Jen, great.
Let me ask you a question.

- Do you love love?
- Why?

Because if you do, you're going
to love The Music Man.

- It's the story of a guy...
- Stop.

- What?
- Not interested.

- But don't you want to know...
- I do not.

But it... it's a musical.

Yeah, people don't like those.

Let's go, Boyd.
Uh... think we're done here.

That is the most amazing thing
I've ever seen.

You don't seem to feel any guilt.

How... how did you do that?

Well, I'll tell you.
Right after I tell you

about the geology club, which is
raising money for a field trip.

You two strike me
as the type who would be...

Limestone Members.

Hey, you got a check...

Hello?

Hey, Kyle. Kyle.

In the box?

Oh, hey, Mr. B.

Hey, buddy.

You know, this place is starting
to look pretty good.

Yeah, yeah, it's starting
to feel like home.

That's because it is a home.

Can I get you anything?

No, but, uh,
I brought you something.

This is yours.

Yeah. Family heirloom.

Oh. Cool. I'll tell Mandy
you brought it by for her.

Actually, uh,
I brought it for you, Kyle.

- Really?
- You, uh...

Vanessa's got a loom, but...
that's stupid.

Heirloom good.

A loom, stupid.

- Thank you, Mr. B.
- Mm-hmm.

Any time you want a waffle,
you come by.

Okay. Listen, I, uh...

I should get back to work.

And do you remember
how I like the waffles?

Hard on the outside,
soft on the inside.

You know how to read me.

Hey, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,

reminding you that the outdoors
has much to teach us.

For example, you know one thing
you'll never see in nature?

A millennial still living at home.

And you know why?
It isn't good for them.

Buy your own damn milk.

You see, it really doesn't matter

if the teat is attached to your mom,

an almond or the government.

If you suckle at it for too long,

you won't know how to be
a grown-up in the real world.

Of course, in nature,
the parents don't mess around.

Birds will just launch the kid
out of the nest.

They don't even check to see
if the dude can fly. They're like,

"Well, you got a couple seconds
to figure it out,

"otherwise you're gonna
get eaten down there."

With people, it's a little trickier.

Especially the-the people
your very loving wife gave birth to.

If you're really lucky,
your grown-up kid who lives at home

will get married,
and you get to take in a stray.

It's like birth one, get one free.

You ever see those videos
where the goat folds in

with the family dogs
until he thinks he's a dog?

Well...

...we had a goat.

He thought he was one of us.

Thought he was one of us.

And I hope that he knows
that he isand always will be.

Baxter out.