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Da bin ich wieder, euer Reporter Harry.

Und liebe Videofreunde, diesmal kann ich euch etwas ganz Besonderes versprechen.

Ich habe nämlich 14 Tage lang selbst gedrehtes Videomaterial gesichtet.

Ihr seht das ja hier.

Da haben sich nämlich Paare beworben.

Die haben mich angeschrieben und gesagt, Harry, pass mal auf, wir haben eine

eigene Fernsehkamera.

Wir möchten gerne mal für dich speziell und für deine Videofreunde...

A private porn shoot.

And I can tell you, friends, that was so exciting what the couples showed us

there. There are, for example, people who have invented such positions as

Seemann's dick.

I didn't know that myself.

And I have now cut you all together and made a nice film out of it.

And I wish and am happy that you can see that now.

And I can only say one thing. Have fun.

Bei Happy Video Privat Nummer 5.

Thank you.

What's that thing?

Ew.

I have to walk.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

I wanted to ask her why this happened during the shooting.

Erika, this is the first time you've acted so beautifully in front of a

Yes, it's the first time.

And did you have fun?

Yes. You were there all by yourself, weren't you? Yes.

Wasn't it a bit embarrassing when he ran to the camera without a break and

adjusted the sharpness a bit or said, stop, now a new tape?

It would be better if he was always with me, but that doesn't work.

It always has to be set.

Did you really enjoy it when you blew on him and the camera was there and you

had the feeling, man, now maybe others can see me later?

Yes, that's fun.

Yes?

Tell me, when did you actually really fuck for the first time in front of the

camera? Was that the first time now or did you do it before?

No, that was the first time.

How did you even come up with the idea?

Yes, you have to ask Günther.

Yes, Günther. He came up with the idea.

Well, it's a very simple thing.

So I bought myself a beta movie, which I also use professionally.

And I said to myself, why shouldn't you connect the pleasant with the useful?

Yes, that means to shoot a private porn film.

And accordingly also with...

Right,

exactly.

That's how it is.

Tell me, Erika, you're sitting here so shy and modest.

I've seen the cassette before, that you have a cute figure, right? You're

basically the born professional actress.

Would you do that with other men?

No, I don't want to.

You only do that with your own man? Yes.

How long have you known each other?

Three years.

And, do you still have fun with each other?

Yes. No marriage fatigue yet?

No. No?

As long as new ideas are there.

Tell me, what was your last idea?

That your life has been refreshed a bit.

Well... Shooting the video.

Yes, exactly.

I mean, I saw one.

You're generally good in front of the camera. You pissed in the bowl and let

yourself be licked.

That's really fun.

Yes, otherwise I wouldn't do that.

Also Freunde, ich habe gerade das Stichwort gegeben, Pissen in der

so, das Mädel, das werde ich euch jetzt zeigen.

Und ich hoffe, ihr habt für die nächsten 10 Minuten ein bisschen Spaß an dem

Film, den die beiden für euch speziell gedreht haben.

I don't care

Oh.

Oh.

You're such a horny bitch. Am I right?

Yes, honey.

You're such a horny bitch.

What should I do now?

First of all, you have to put on your fur.

Your fur?

Yes, do it.

What do you do then? What should I do then? Or what do you do?

And then I spit on your body. Yes, honey.

Yes. I'll come. I'll come.

I'll put your fur on.

Come.

Come on.

I'll spit on your fur.

I'll spit on your fur.

With my pot of juice.

Yes, I miss you.

That's a fast pot of juice, isn't it?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You want someone to boast it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, it's cold.

Here.

Now you have what you need.

have even delivered us very small, real game films, such as Fresh Dressed.

And I will now show you four Super 8 films from Germany, shot by couples,

for couples.

Here.

um um

All right.

I'm sorry.

Frisch gestrichen, frisch gefickt. Ich glaube, das war schon ganz schön geil.

Aber jetzt kommt ein overgeiler Bär.

Und zwar die geile Malis. Da ist sie schon.

Viel Spaß.

I love you.

Thank you.

. .

.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

Thank you.

No.

No.

Thank you.

I can't cry.

We are now live with a couple in

Bornheim. Bornheim lies between Cologne and Bonn. And that's the Ute and

Bernd.

You both called us and asked us to come over with the camera to film you

live and in action.

Who actually had the idea of you two? Yes, we had read through the tape and we

thought it was pretty great that you could come out and take two pairs and

see what it is.

So you read Happy Weekend, and Ute probably first said, no, I don't do such

piece of shit, right?

Oh, I actually understood that from the beginning.

Tell me, have you ever been filmed in private before?

Um, what do you mean?

Yes, I mean, with your boyfriend here on the bed and...

Someone had a camera in their hand and fired you and said, Ute, now blow

properly and show me what you can do. No, not really.

So is this a real premiere today? Exactly.

And you have lamp fever?

Yes, a little bit.

You don't do that every day.

It's like going to the bakery to buy bread.

How long have you been together?

Yes, about two and a half years.

We know each other.

Do you know each other? And sexually, are you good at it?

Yes. Do you also go to the group sex clubs sometimes? Yes, it's pretty nice

exciting, but most of the time we do it privately at our home.

So you invite couples that you meet somewhere or who might

write to you now when they see you on Happy Weekend's videotape.

We have a nice evening, a nice bottle of wine.

Who takes over the initiative then? Who says, now I'm really... Yes, that's

always the most difficult thing about being out there, when you have to hit

right point, whether you start too early or too late.

Then we usually say an hour after we sat in the living room.

Then I usually say, I'll do it next door and it's already a bit comfortable,

that there's already a bit of transition.

Oh, with the other guy or what?

No, we have a pair with us. Yes, yes. And you go with the other man?

No, I let the three sit in the living room and say, yes, I'll do it next door

the bedroom.

Everything is comfortable.

Then most of them come. Ah, then the boys come to watch and so on. Tell me,

is that comfortable?

Do you wear straps or what do you do there?

Yes, I'm usually fresh.

I put my towel on and then I sit on the edge of the bed. Or I start with the man

to blow or something.

Or sometimes you like to do it yourself?

Yes, I also have fun.

So, what do you have there? Do you have a rubber tail or a vibrator?

Yes, I can show you later.

What do you mean afterwards? I would say we stop now with the interview and Ute

shows us first a little bit what she does with the little rubber merchant

What's that?

Oh, it's not this way. That's the wrong thing to do.

Is there

some

camera out there?

Ah.

Bernd, you have some problems in front of the camera.

Yes, a little bit of lung fever.

For the first time.

It's a hard thing, I would say.

It's not that easy.

Yes, right.

And we don't want to make it worse for Bernd.

Only one thing is important. I'll show you some clips from one of our new

And I can promise you that you will see some men who don't care about the camera

at all. To get a real tube and above all to speak properly, to inject.

The cravings of the lymphomaniacs.

Ja, ja, ein munteres Trio gibt da eine erste Kostprobe dieses herrlich frechen

Lustspiels, das alle hellauf begeistern wird, die dafür den richtigen Nerv

haben. Und wer hätte die nicht?

Die Sehnsüchte der Nymphomaninnen.

Und da wir hier in Frankreich sind, wissen Sie auch, welche Delikatessen Sie

erwarten würden.

Wenn selbst das Küchenpersonal sich fleißig bemüht, dem Spiel des Faire

die nötige Würze zu geben, wie treiben es dann wohl die anderen?

Nathalie, Veronique, Isabelle, Marie, oh la la.

Die Sehnsüchte der Nymphomaninnen.

And all that on a wonderful spring day.

Yes, Natalie, now you have it, yes.

With this successful remark, everything is actually said.

Our story has a point, which in this delicious version is just a reversing

logic. But I will try to advise you.

You have to see it. You have to be there. Join in.

Und damit hoffe ich, Sie überzeugt zu haben, dass man sich diesen unerhört

heißen Sex unbedingt ansehen muss.

Also, abgemacht.

Die Sehnsüchte der Nymphomanen.

Wisst ihr eigentlich, was eine Metaxa -Flasche ist?

Das ist ja was, was man so trinken kann.

Aber was man da noch mitmachen kann, das zeigt euch jetzt eine Ehefrau aus Köln.

And she called the film Masturbation Extreme.

And friends, I can only tell you, you've probably never seen something like

this.

Our eyes got thicker and thicker, and the bottle also got thicker.

But take a look, it's really exciting.

um

What are you doing?

Oh.

Puh, das war's.

Hat's Spaß gemacht?

Ich glaube, sowas habt ihr in ganz Deutschland noch nie gesehen.

Aber eine spezielle Bitte.

Wenn ihr selber mal Lust habt, dann schickt mir doch einfach eure selbst

gedrehte Kassette.

Oder wenn ihr keine Videokamera habt.

Dann ruft mich doch an oder schreibt an Silber Verlag in Essen, Riedinger Straße

12, 43 Essen 1.

Und ich kann euch sagen, ich komme mit meinem Team persönlich vorbei und nehme

euch auf.

Bis dann, Freunde. Tschüss.