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Okay, remember he needs to be to bed by 8. Got it.

And he can have a half an hour TV, but he needs to eat his veggies.

Honey,

Marie, your niece, she's the most responsible 19 -year -old that we know.

right, you're right.

I can really be a worrywart sometimes, you know what I'm saying?

You're amazing, Marie, and I know we have nothing to worry about.

You know.

It's funny that actually you're the complete opposite of your father. I

swear, my dead brother would forget his head if it wasn't screwed on.

Come on, honey.

You know what they say, it pairs good with wine.

Hey, hey, keep your pants on, okay?

How do we look?

Oh, you look great.

Thank you.

I mean, you both look great.

You know, I really, really owe you one.

I'm serious.

Marie, if you ever need anything, just let me know.

All right, okay.

Now, off you go.

Have fun, guys.

All right.

Come on, you sexy.

There's only one thing I want from you, Uncle Daniel.

You're right. That's probably what I need to do.

You guys already home?

Yeah.

Okay. I can't believe you broke your shoes again.

These things? Yeah.

Hi.

Everything go well? Yeah. Good.

I think maybe someone had a little bit too much to drink.

I didn't have a fib, you know, because...

I was going to be driving us home, but it looks like my wife here really knows

how to appreciate a glass of wine, if you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, I can see that.

I love wine.

I'm kind of used to being a designated driver.

Bedtime? You ready for bed?

Already? Uh -huh.

Okay, well, I'm going to put her to bed.

Good night.

After I put her to bed, I'll come take you home, okay? All right.

Alright, let's go. Come on.

There you go.

She

didn't

even make it through the appetizers.

What an anniversary.

How was the kid?

Oh, he was great. We had a great time. We played, you know, and then we had

dinner, and then he was so tired. Good.

He didn't give you any trouble at all? No.

All right, well, that's a first.

Sometimes he takes after his mother. You know how she can be.

Yeah, I mean, this is not the first time this happened, right?

Yeah, well, I mean, she...

She really does like to have a good time, and she can be a

little bit of a floppy trunk. But, you know, at the end of the day, in all

reality, it's not that big a deal.

Yeah, I get that.

I mean, it's your guy's anniversary, you know.

Never mind.

What were you going to say?

I mean, you deserve that, you know.

Your guy's anniversary.

You're supposed to have fun and go out.

You're such a great husband.

You're such a great dad. You know.

Thank you, Marie. That's really kind of you today.

I mean, if it would be our anniversary, you

know, I would spoil you.

Oh, okay.

Well, we probably should get you back home then, huh?

Should we?

What do you mean? I mean, the night doesn't have to end yet, right?

Marie, if you are saying what I think you might be saying... What do you think

I'm saying?

I am your uncle, and if you are saying what I think you're saying, then this is

very, very inappropriate.

Well, first of all, you're my dead, dead brother.

So, you're barely even my uncle.

I can't believe I'm going to do this.

You can see me checking you out, and that's how you know.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Sometimes I just can't help it.

You don't like them?

I've never seen anything like them before in my life.

Can I help you?

The way it really turned out.

I told you I wouldn't spoil you.

I had no idea this is what you meant.

Oh, my God. I love the way you suck on the tip.

How about I get ripped?

Yeah.

I think that's probably a good idea.

Oh.

Oh my god.

be treated oh my god i had no idea my little niece had the center