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No, no, no, Roscoe.
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Listen to me.
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The photos have to be done today to meet
our deadline.
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Excuse me?
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I don't care if the studio's quite not
ready. Just book the damn models and get
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it done.
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Pardon me, I'm looking for Miss Trent.
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Just book the studio, book the girls,
shoot the damn thing,
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and get it done.
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Yes?
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I'm Candace Calhoun. I was sent by the
agency for the secretary job.
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Oh, was that today? Damn.
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Do you have a resume?
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Yes, right here.
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Hey, Bruce.
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Miss Turnbull, very complimentary.
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You've earned high marks.
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Thank you, Miss Trent.
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Lana, get used to calling me that.
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Because from now on, you're going to be
my new assistant.
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That's great.
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Then I'd never get a job, even with the
recommendations.
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All the men I interviewed with were
so... boorish?
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Yes. I mean, you'll never guess what
they asked me to do in order to get the
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job.
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Harassment.
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Exactly.
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Well, from now on, you'll have your own
office next to mine.
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And you'll do the usual stuff like
filing, booking photo shoots, and
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else I can think of.
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Photo shoots?
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Yes, we're a magazine publisher.
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You'll start at $800 a week.
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$800 a week?
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I know, it doesn't sound like much.
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No, that's great.
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Excellent, in fact.
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Good. Let me show you your new office.
Thank you.
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Well, welcome to your new little
kingdom.
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This is wonderful.
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Well, I know it's a bit soon, but could
you start today?
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I like to think I strive on chaos. Good.
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Roscoe, could you come in here?
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What is it, Lana? You know I've got to
get this photo shoot done, remember?
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Roscoe? It's Candace. Candace Roscoe.
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This is our staff photographer.
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Nice to meet you.
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And you, um, are you sure you're not a
model?
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Don't be silly. Of course not.
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If you ever change your mind, let me
know, okay?
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Can I go now?
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No.
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Well, get yourself settled in, and if
you have any questions, don't hesitate
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ask. Thank you.
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Are you girls here for the photo shoot?
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Yeah. Okay, I'll let you now have a
seat.
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Roscoe, the girls are here for the photo
shoot.
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You can send the girls in now.
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Yes, sir.
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Go on in, girls.
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Feminism and the Millennium Woman.
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There's been a growing underscore of
late from a small yet vocal segment of
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American women.
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The new feminists whose point of view
seems to be running counter to their
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feminist pioneer sisters.
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Now comes the persistent age -old
question that men have been asking.
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What do women want?
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The problem, however, is that it's the
new millennium woman who's doing the
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asking. Most of these women are single.
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They seem to sit home alone on weekends
and bemoan the fact that they're not out
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with some Adonis who will sweep them off
their feet, take them away from their
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mundane, lonely lives, and treat them to
the best sex they've probably ever
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experienced, but regard commitment with
a jaundiced eye.
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Perhaps it's due to the fact that, now
that they have nearly everything they've
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been fighting for, there are no new
battles to fight.
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This is Roscoe, our photographer. Hi.
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And you are? Sally.
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Sally. This is Roscoe, our photographer.
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This right here, this guy, he can take
the best pictures I've ever seen. I'm
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telling you, he's like the Michelangelo
of photography. He can do stuff to you
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that, well, let's say in certain
countries it wouldn't be allowed.
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But anyway, tell you what.
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Sally,
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right? Sally, why don't you and Roscoe
go ahead and start off with a couple
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shots and stuff like that. And Trudy,
I'll go ahead and show you the rest of
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studio here. It's very nice. We even
have a water cooler. Okay. Come with me.
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Women want to be sex objects, huh?
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That is the most chauvinistic, moronic,
archaic thing I have ever heard.
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Women can't work in a man's world?
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Who does he think he is?
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Okay, well, this here is our executive
suite.
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Only the VIPs can do that. Right over
here, you've got your floor.
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Well, if you had clothes, you'd
definitely put them in here. Over here,
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your bed.
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You need to lay down.
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We've got about, what, three, four
sounds in there.
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Sounds are expensive, but we've got
them.
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Now, tell you what.
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I feel that you're going to be a model
for them. owner of our publication.
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We really kind of got to... We have
to... We have to kind of... How do I
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say this without insulting your fine
integrity?
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I have to say a little bit of... Yeah.
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What we do here at Bachelor Pad
Publishing
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is we like to feel like we're connected
to the mob.
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Connected. But yet separated.
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Separated, yet connected. Kind of an in
and out situation.
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Or up and down.
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But anyway, be safe. You go ahead and
disrobe for me. That way I can kind of
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a feeling of what our type of magazine
would do to accent you in an accent -y
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way.
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You want me to get totally naked?
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It works for me.
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Yeah.
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You know what? So that you don't feel
uncomfortable, I'll start taking off my
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clothes.
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all by herself.
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You don't have to worry about anybody
prying in.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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Very nice.
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You've been working out?
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Well, tell you what.
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Another thing that we like to do here at
Bachelor Pad is get a feeling for our
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model.
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So, why don't you come on over here and
let me...
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Excuse me, there's a photo session going
on. The lab said Roscoe needed these
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right away.
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I'll make sure I get them. Okay, thanks.
Thank you.
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Really beautiful.
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That's a fighter camera.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Excuse me, Roscoe, these were drop tops
for you.
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Oh, great.
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Do me a favor, Candace. Take them in the
back. My hands are kind of full right
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now. Yeah, no problem. I want to get
this done. Thanks. Mm -hmm.
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There we go.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you go ahead and unbutton that
glass a little bit for me?
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Nice and clean.
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Yeah. Oh, you're the best. No, I'm not.
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You're natural, I'm not.
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No.
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I thought I was coming close in on that.
Oh, yeah.
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Why don't you turn around slowly?
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Yeah, just to the side a little bit. Let
me see some of this right here.
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That's absolutely perfect.
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There we go.
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Yeah, that's nice.
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There you go. Pull that skirt up a
little bit. Yeah.
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A little bit hanging out there.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Yes.
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You know what?
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Here you go.
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Nice up skirt.
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Oh, yeah.
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to...
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What is that?
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They're back issues for the archives.
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Oh.
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Bachelor Pad magazine. That explains it.
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Explains what?
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The drivel that this lewd leper
character considers his Bachelor Pad
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And that.
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So, uh, you don't agree with the
magazine's point of view?
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The nerve that they have the idea to
promote women as a sex toy for him to
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and then throw away.
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You seem to have some pretty strong
ideas about it yourself.
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I'm sorry. It just angers me that men
today still have a Victorian perspective
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on women.
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It's downright... Victorian?
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Are you mocking me?
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No, not at all.
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In fact, the Victorians were quite
lustful themselves, and they didn't
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women much better.
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What if women...
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I just wanted sex, and they could have
it as often as men do.
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They can, and don't change the subject.
I'm not. I'm just offering you a
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different side to the same question.
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Okay.
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That lady, that was fantastic. You guys
were great. I'll call you as soon as I
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see them pictures.
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I'm going to lunch.
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What are you laughing about? She almost
broke my jaw.
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Take it easy, Ralph.
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Yeah, great. I just got assaulted.
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I think we should fire her.
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She's new. I'm not going to fire her.
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She just hit me.
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And she hates me.
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Yeah, well, that's more reason to fire
her. But I like her.
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The one dissenting voice above the den.
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Oh, great.
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I can already tell by that tone of
voice.
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This is going to cost me.
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Nah, not really.
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You're going to be me for a while.
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Why?
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So I can get to know her.
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If she was to know that I was the guy
behind that editorial, well... I don't
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think this is really going to work. Come
on, let's face it. Next time you come
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into the office, someone's going to
recognize you and this whole thing's
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to blow up. Now, Ralph, how often do I
leave the mansion and come down here to
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the office? It's perfect.
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You'll be me, and I'll be you.
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Well, if you're going to be me, there's
some things you need to know.
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For example, I have dry cleaning.
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I want to pick that up. Okay, Ralph.
Also, I like little small tomatoes.
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get carried away, my friend. And I like
my feet being right.
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Alright, yeah.
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Eight hundred bucks?
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Who did you fuck to get that?
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Sometimes I cannot believe the things
that come out of your mouth.
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You know what? You probably wouldn't
believe the things that go into it
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Do not get me started on that.
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You know what?
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You really need to loosen up.
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You know what you need?
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A big, stiff cock.
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I'm not going to compromise. My moral
value is for a few minutes of pleasure.
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I'm waiting for the right man.
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I know the whole story.
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Listen, I'm going out with my friends
tonight, and I'm going to get laid. You
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have a good night. All right. Well, I
need to go home because... I have a big
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day tomorrow, so... Oh, and you know
what?
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When you can't find Mr. Right, here's
Mr. Everready.
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Oh, you little... What?
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So big.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck yes. Oh, God.
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Oh, man.
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Fuck, it's fucking me so good.
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I could not hurt cock up in my pussy
like that.
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I need you to take these up to the
mansion for Lou.
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Me? What about Tony?
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He's stuck at the printer.
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Here's the address. They're expecting
you.
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Well, Mr.
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Leffer, you're about to get the use of
my mind.
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Thank you.
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We'll be with you in a moment.
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Oh,
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gosh,
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this is too much.
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to be collected and then tossed aside.
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Yeah, you can't treat women that way.
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We're in major corporations and we
didn't get there by exposing ourselves.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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And I'm ashamed to work for you.
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Yeah, you should be horse whipped.
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Gee, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry?
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I'm sorry?
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Is that all you have to say for
yourself?
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I lost my job and got you fired, too.
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Ah, now.
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Lou's not the type of guy to fire
someone for expressing themselves.
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In fact, he likes a woman who speaks her
mind.
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00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:36,520
Come on, Ralph. Look at this place. It's
like a frat party.
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It's all an image, a fantasy.
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You know, Bachelor Pat is what he does,
not who he is.
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I can't believe you're defending him.
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Look, all these women throwing
themselves at him, it's all too easy.
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And Lou's not the type of guy that likes
it easy.
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Seems like you know him pretty well.
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As well as I know myself.
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You wanted to see me, Lana?
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Yes, Candace.
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Can you take me to the mansion?
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Lou forgot him.
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Sure, thanks.
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Let me know what you think.
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Play a reporter, okay?
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Okay, fine. I'll play the reporter.
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You've got to hurry. I know. I know.
Okay.
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I know that many of you have been
wondering what we here at Bachelor Pad
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Magazine have been up to recently.
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Well, we're going to be running a
woman's perspective in a men's
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magazine. Then I unveiled the Bachelor
Girl Magazine cover.
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Lift it up. Lift it up. Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
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If we truly live in a liberated society,
then there's no reason why men and
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women can't live as equals in every way.
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That's good. That's good. Let me fire
some questions at you. See how you do
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the questions.
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Mr.
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Leffer, if I can ask you one question,
sir.
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Who was the woman who inspired you to
change the philosophy of Bachelor Pad
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Magazine? Did you just call him Mr.
Leffer?
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Lou Leffer? I thought he was Mr.
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Leffer.
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taste for me, and I was truly
interested.
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He was interested.
295
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Yeah. He played me for a fool.
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Listen, Candace, wait.
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You have some great ideas.
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I just want to nurture them.
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Yeah. You want to use me and my ideas to
create you a new magazine to make you
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richer. You snake!
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You... You... Man?
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Okay,
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thank you. No. You know what you are.
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What?
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you weren't involved with the guy?
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This is the thing. I was involved.
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And he used me.
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From what you've told me, it sounds like
he took your ideas and he put them to
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work. That doesn't sound like he used
you.
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Are you taking his side?
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00:57:47,710 --> 00:57:49,010
No, I'm taking the side of reason.
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He could have at least returned his
calls.
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00:57:53,390 --> 00:57:55,770
Yeah, he has nothing to say that I want
to hear.
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He wants you to be the editor of
Bachelor Pad magazine.
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00:58:01,050 --> 00:58:03,570
So he can look down my blouse the whole
time?
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00:58:04,030 --> 00:58:05,030
No thanks.
317
00:58:06,270 --> 00:58:11,410
You know, if a guy like Lou Laffer spent
this much time chasing me, I would be
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flattered.
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Yeah, and you would have slept with him
by now, too.
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01:00:41,319 --> 01:00:43,360
Fingers. Oh, God.
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01:10:22,060 --> 01:10:23,500
How dare you come up here?
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01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:26,860
And I'm going to kill Fern for letting
you in. Get out.
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01:10:27,260 --> 01:10:28,560
Not until I have my way.
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01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,600
You're not going to change my mind.
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Marry me.
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01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:34,420
Marry you?
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01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:38,860
You must have some balls. What makes you
think I would ever consider marrying
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you? Because you love me.
329
01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:45,680
Oh, to even think that you know what I'm
feeling. How dare you? Come on, it's
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01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:46,840
true. We both know it.
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01:10:47,820 --> 01:10:48,820
Oh, we do?
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01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:53,400
If you loved me, you would have told me
who you were a lot sooner.
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01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,960
And if I had, would you have given me
the time of day?
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01:10:56,300 --> 01:10:57,300
Of course not.
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01:10:57,420 --> 01:11:00,040
See? So it worked. You got to know the
real me.
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01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,520
You might just be saying this to make me
forgive you.
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01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:07,140
Come on, look. The public expects me to
be the swinging bachelor.
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01:11:07,780 --> 01:11:08,780
And you're not?
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01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,120
No, I'm not.
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01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:15,280
Candace Calhoun, will you marry me?
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