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Hello.

Hey. Hey.

So guess what?

Mom left again. She left a note.

How long is she going to be gone for?

I guess at least a week.

I don't know. She doesn't tell me anything.

Like a business trip thing?

I don't know what she's doing, honestly. She doesn't tell me anything.

Yeah. I mean, sorry as your deaf dad to pass that on, but you've known her

longer than I have.

Well, I guess so.

You're what, 18 years? I've only known her like a year.

I mean, you still know her pretty well, I guess.

Yeah. Since you moved in.

True, but she's quite the flake. What are you up to? Are you studying?

Yeah, homework.

I have a big test tomorrow.

It's about, like, family dynamics and stuff, psychology.

Oh, cool.

Yeah. Did you learn anything interesting?

I guess so.

Like, sometimes, apparently, moms and daughters, like, compete for the

They see each other's competition.

It's kind of weird.

I guess that's true.

Yeah, I mean, you know.

Guys and girls can be attracted to each other for sure.

Yeah.

I just don't know how you do it. Like, mom's gone all the time.

Like, how are you not cheating on her?

It's been tough.

I guess I wouldn't have gone down this road if I had known that she was like

this. She wasn't like this before, so I think it's just... I don't know.

Well, um, yeah, I didn't cheat on you. You do?

I do.

You're great to have around so you get to hang out.

I guess so.

Do you have any idea what you want to do tonight?

Well, I guess I'm not cheating on you. Don't you want to get back at her or

something? Why don't you go cheat on her?

That won't work.

She's been pissing me off lately.

Yeah?

You want to get back at her too?

Maybe.

I don't know. She's just on my ass about grades.

I'm like, I'm graduating, so everything will be fine, but I'm kind of pissed.

Yeah, like I said, you're over 18, you get to make all the decisions.

As long as she doesn't kick you out or kick us both out, who knows?

Yeah.

Well, what would you think about doing something to get back at her?

Like pay back?

Yeah.

Maybe. I mean, what if you pay back if she doesn't know?

I mean, I'm going to college soon anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

That's true as well. At least we know it was payback, even if it doesn't have to

do with it.

You interested in doing some things like your psychology book is talking about?

I mean, I might step down, but... It's true.

Still pretty naughty, isn't it?

Yeah, taboo, I guess.

I would agree.

I guess you could try something.

I'm down.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, do you think that this would cut her off, maybe?

Uh, yeah, that might work.

Do they look like hers?

No, you're much nicer.

Yeah? Yeah. She's kind of old.

Yeah. Yeah, those are really good.

Yeah? You think it would make her more mad if I started touching them?

Probably.

your ears way nicer.

You all right with doing some other stuff?

Yeah. Yeah?

Those pets are all.

You think that'll make her mad?

I think we might have to do some more stuff to really make her mad.

Yeah? Yeah.

Like what?

Wow, I mean, I would be fine with starting going down.

Is that all right?

Yeah.

Let me take these off for you.

She bought that underwear for me.

Oh, my.

Oh, jeez.

Let me lay back down and get these off.

Why don't you do that while I take my clothes off?

Well, I don't know. I mean, if she's cheating on you, then you've got to get

back at her.

I agree.

Great way to do it.

Yeah, for sure.

Wow. Look at that 18 -year -old body.

Oh.

I like this payback.

Yeah. I think she'll be pissed when she finds out.

I think you and I are going to have more fun than she did.

Probably. I love how you guys look back.

Maybe she can find out after I leave for college

Make you deal with it.

I'm alright with that. And once you're gone, I'll have no real reason to stay.

Yeah.

I've had boyfriends in high school.

I know, yeah.

I'm not like a social reject.

I'm good, but wow.

I'm actually quite popular with the boys.

I totally dig that. Yeah.

probably start looking for a new place after I go to college.

Just gotta kick you out.

I only have a few months left.

I can't think about that right now. Oh my god.

It's a shame my mom's missing out on this.

I used to think that too, but frankly right now I'm

pretty happy that we're choosing to have a play.

What do you

think about it?

I guess so.

Try it.

Yeah.

I mean,

I guess so.

I still have to get my homework, though.

Well, how about your stepdad takes you out for dinner and then you come back

study, you know? Yeah.

Did I?

Did you go for him, too?

All right, I'll see.