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There exists a private school where students with the powers of Elements have gathered.

This school is known as Tenbi Academy.

But within this school,

there are students who choose to use their powers to cause trouble.

In response to this serious problem,

the school decided to form a group led by students from the Student Council,

which became known as the Magical Security Organization.

Using sacred treasures called Maken,

they endeavor to thwart those who use their Element to commit crimes.

The people refer to these students as Maken-ki.

daiji na koto ha muzukashii koto janakute Important things are not complicated things

mune ni himeta daisuki na kimochi They are feelings hidden within your chest

otome no you ni rakuen wo yume mite Like a maiden, dream of paradise

negau yori mo kanae ni dekakeyou Instead of just wishing for it, let's go out and make it a reality

baiburu ni mo tekisuto ni sae mo kaitenai koto taiken shiyou Let's experience things that haven't been written in the bible or in textbooks

yaritai koto ya naritai mono Things you want to do and things you want to become

zenbu jiyuu jizai jibun shidai You have the freedom to do anything

taisetsu dakara mamoritai wake janakute It's not that you want to protect them because they're important

jidouteki ni dakishimeteru You automatically hold them close

daiji na koto ha muzukashii koto janakute Important things are not complicated things

mune ni himeta daisuki na kimochi They are feelings hidden within your chest

It may have been the inevitability of fate

or perhaps some unknown force guiding me...

But regardless of what it was, I encountered him.

Aw, everything looks so wonderful on you, Miss!

So, which one have you decided on?

I will take them all.

Thank you very much!

Now then, next I need to shop for...

What's that...?!

What is this teddy bear?

For someone such as I, Himegami Kodama,

who is considered to be a preeminent collector of teddy bears,

coming across a teddy bear that I have never laid eyes upon before is a rare event!

S-So cute.

Are you interested in that teddy bear?

Y-Yes.

It's a vintage bear, but I'll give it to you at a bargain price.

I... I bought it.

An antique teddy bear from Germany.

I can't believe such a vintage item had just a 78,000-yen price tag.

Quite a hit to my wallet, but it was still tremendous value.

Since you are from Germany, I'll name you... Let's see....

I shall name you Rudolf!

Now, I guess I should try on my new underwear.

How dare you try and peep!

More importantly, why are you moving?!

Could you be a robot? Is that what you are?

How disappointing.

I-It spoke?!

After seventy years, I finally get a new master,

and she's just a flat-chested little girl.

No eye candy at all.

At the very least, don't I deserve to see what's under those panties?

H-How can something so cute say such perverted things?!

If you're so mortified, get bigger breasts.

Try to get them over a meter long.

As if I could!

How pitiable. You have no worth as a woman.

What the hell! You're terrible!

Domestic violence! Th-This is definitely domestic violence!

I'll throw you away!

I'll have you hauled off with the burnable trash tomorrow!

Just stay there and dream about being with a big-chested beauty until then!

What in the world is that teddy bear's deal?

And he cost me 78,000 yen, too.

I'm back!

H-How did you do that?!

Fool, a magician never reveals his secrets.

You're a magician?

That was just a joke. A bear joke.

It's cute how you took it so seriously.

Wh-What's with the scary face?

Nozuchi.

Yes. Did you call, Princess?

Eliminate him.

Wh-What did you say?

Understood.

So fast.

I've gotten all sweaty dealing with this. I'm going to take a shower.

Please enjoy it.

W-Wait a second! This is going too far!

I lowered Nozuchi's strength.

Consider it an act of mercy.

Please prepare yourself.

That teddy bear.

Did the influence of the Elements at Tenbi cause it to become self-aware?

Or did someone's soul manage to possess it?

Either way, he's a good-for-nothing scoundrel...

Nozuchi, the teddy bear...

Y-You! How?!

Nozuchi?!

Bastard, what did you do to Nozuchi?!

I merely showed her the pleasure of being a woman.

It's my responsibility as a man.

What did you say?!

It must've been a while. She was pretty wild.

I got pretty enthusiastic myself!

You scum!

Put your crotch stuffing away!

I see. I understand.

It looks like I'll have to punish you with my own hands!

We're home!

Ouch!

Stay here and don't make a peep! No noise! No speaking! No breathing!

W-Welcome home!

Kodama-senpai, we're home!

We ended up buying a lot.

Tonight we're going to have sukiyaki for dinner!

All right!

I-I see. I can't wait!

Himegami-senpai, is something wrong?

Wh-What do you mean?

You seem a little strange.

It's nothing!

Well, never mind, then.

Kodama-senpai, you bought a new teddy bear!

So cute!

Y-Yes, I did.

You! I told you to stay put!

Master, you were holding out on me.

There are big-breasted girls right here!

My bear radar can detect an eighty-five-centimeter E-cup and a ninety-seven-centimeter H-cup.

A feast for the eyes! Amazing! The best!

Don't move! Keep your mouth shut!

Kodama-senpai, can I hold it?

Huh? S-Sure.

Thank you.

Wow! It's so fluffy and feels so nice!

It feels... really nice.

My body is twitching.

Stop that!

No way!

Inaho-chan, can I hold it, too?

Y-Yes, here you go.

Wow, it really is soft.

Wh-What is this?

It feels really good!

Th-That's enough!

Why?

R-Rudolf is my special friend!

So that teddy bear's name is Rudolf?

Yeah.

Is this a chest or an ironing board?

So disappointing.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you later!

Everyone, Rudolf is my treasure, so don't touch him without my permission!

I will not allow you to leave this room ever again.

If you do, I will use everything in my power to destroy you!

I get it already. I'll stay here and keep quiet, Master.

You better!

I swear to God.

The fool! Who does she think I am?

As if I'd stay put.

Roll, roll, roll...

This is the first step in my master plan!

Even though I threw him out the window, I'm sure he'll come back.

It would be best to return him.

Haruko? Inaho?

They worked up a sweat shopping, so they're both taking a bath.

I see.

So he really did leave.

Well, that was a sound decision.

No!

That perverted bear wouldn't leave when Haruko and Inaho are here!

Which means...

It can't be!

Haruko! Inaho!

Kodama-senpai!

He was dirty, so we washed him for you.

Your Rudolf-chan.

Th-This is heaven!

Y-You bastard!

I'm very sorry!

We do not allow refunds at this store.

I don't need the money back. I just want to return him to you.

I refuse!

Could it be that you knew about the nature of this bear, but still sold him to me?

You were the one who purchased him.

And now I want to return him!

No!

From the day that teddy bear arrived...

Stop it!

He was domineering, and he toyed with my heart as he wished.

He even disciplined me mercilessly!

Long time no see, shopkeeper.

Well, it's only really been four hours.

No. Stop it!

What are you saying? I know you like it.

I-I'm begging you. Please take him.

At this rate, I'll succumb to him.

How should I put this, Master?

You should just accept the fact that you had the misfortune of meeting me and give up.

I don't want to hear that from you.

But a bear like me is pretty rare, don't you think? I'm interesting.

You would be if you weren't so perverted.

What's wrong with that?

Without my perverted personality, I'd just be a cute stuffed animal.

That's how you should be! That's what's normal!

Just being cute, huh?

It's true that most bears are satisfied with that.

Content with being placed on a shelf and lavished with attention because they're cute.

But being lavished with love all the time, unable to do anything yourself, is tiring.

If I was like that, I wouldn't be able to do anything when my master was in trouble.

I could only sit there quietly...

Rudolf, what happened to you?

Why did you come to life?

Seventy years ago, there was a pretty big war.

My master's country was engulfed by the flames of war.

It was a peaceful town, but one day, many planes appeared overhead.

Before I realized what was happening, the town was gone.

All I could do was lay on the ground...

watching my master suffer.

I wasn't able to do anything.

I see. So that's your past.

That's why you....

Just kidding!

Did it get to ya? Was your heart moved?

But that was just a bear joke! I'm really a sinful man!

Y-You!

Kaguzuchi!

Hey!

Burn and become ash!

I-I guess I overdid it.

Ta-daa!

I'm back!

Again!

I'm going to live how I want!

I'm going to enjoy all the pleasures that life has to offer!

W-Wait! Where are you going?!

Well, as long as he's away from me, I guess it's fine...

No! It's not!

I cannot sleep with a perverted bear like that on the loose!

Where did Rudolf go?

He must be responsible for this!

A voice awash in the throes of pleasure?!

Are you there, Rudolf?!

Amazing! Over a meter in size!

Truly, an island paradise of breasts!

Stop!

A-Aki...

Fade-in!

I'm losing control!

N-No! I'll give in to this pleasure! I'm going crazy!

I've seen this before...

No! What are you doing, Rudolf?!

I was at the best part, too!

Wait! Wait right there!

What?! I'm busy!

Kodama-san, can you hear me?

Yuka?

An incident has occurred. This is an Element case.

Ugh, at the worst possible time!

The suspect is currently on the run in the western sector of Tenbi City.

Please get to the scene immediately.

Where is the culprit?

I know that I'll be caught in the end!

But at the very least, I'll make a name for myself!

Wait!

Huh?

I will not allow any more destruction!

Give yourself up without any fuss!

You sure talk haughtily for such a shorty!

You talk big, you flat-chested little girl!

Bastard! You'll regret saying that!

Flat-chested girls are worthless.

Taste the power of my Element!

Something of that level is nothing for me!

Shoot!

I used too much of my Element earlier today. My strength!

Take this!

After taking you down, I'll replace you as a regular character starting next week!

R-Rudolf!

You gotta realize your place, small fry.

Regular character? Don't make me laugh.

A-A stuffed animal?

Yeah. A stuffed animal. I'm a vintage teddy bear.

But unlike you, I'm a stuffed animal worthy of being a guest star!

My brethren around the world, give me strength!

Wh-What the hell is this?!

Small fry, I'm going to teach you about your place in this world.

Fly! To the unending world of pleasure!

Golden Catapult!

Shoot!

Out!

A man who isn't even listed in the end credits becoming a regular...

How ridiculous!

Rudolf.

Master...

Rudolf.

That is... Thank you.

You saved me...

Rudolf!

What's wrong, Rudolf?!

Your Element... H-Hang in there, Rudolf!

Why?! Why did you use so much of your Element?

I've always... I've always wanted to do this.

I didn't just want to be loved.

I wanted to do something for my master...

I was finally able to do it.

I just saw a really bright light.

Yeah, I think it was around here somewhere.

Look!

This is the culprit?

Why is he on the ground?

Rudolf.

Rudolf.

Rudolf.

You did well, Rudolf.

If you were a human, I definitely would've fallen for you.

Goodbye, Rudolf-chan!

We're off!

See you later, Rudolf.

Th-This is the best!

I can watch them get changed and get naked all I want!

It ain't bad just being a teddy bear that can't do anything!

Episode 7 Episode 7 「His Name is Rudolf!」 「His Name is Rudolf!」

I think I'll stay silent for a while.

shou ni to kurai machigatte mo ii It's okay to be a little wrong, so don't worry

tobikomunda yo Just jump right in

zenryoku de butsukachaeba hora doa ha hiraku If you strike it with all your might, the door will open

kimi to watashi You and I

futari naraba If we're together

donna yume mo no matter what the dream is,

tsukameru kara we will seize it

nani mo mayowazu ni yukou Let's move forward without any hesitation

hikari ni te wo nobase Outstretch your hands toward the light

omoikiri With all your strength

onoga kono michi tsugi susumu mukou Abandon the path that leads to the past and keep moving forward

yuruganai ketsui womune ni With unfaltering feelings in your heart

koi wo kogareteta Yearning for love

arata na mirai no ichi no ichi peeji wo kimi to tomoni mitsuke ni yukou Let's find the first page of our new future together

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

narihibiku munasawagi no ashita he To the tomorrow that makes your heart flutter

This is Rokujou Minori!

I'm going to quit being the principal of the school! Aki!

This is Usui Kengo!

I have been appointed as the new principal of Tenbi Academy.

I am the law! I am God!

Next time: "Academy Harem."

I'll make all your wishes come true.

Episode 8 Episode 8 「Academy Harem」 「Academy Harem」

Whoa, so we're really going to do it...