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What am I looking for in my future spouse?

Well... nothing special. I just need someone to take care of my kid.

Stop messing around, or you'll have to live with your mom on Earth!

- Sorry, let's keep going. - You're the worst!

Liar!

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No car, no house.

[Authentic Mars Ramen]

I'm sending you to Earth!

- Where were we? - Daddy, it's not me!

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Wow, Li Ha's soup dumplings taste pretty good! Thin skin with generous filling.

- He's just a bonehead. - Don't say that.

- He's a comic artist born with a sense of humor. - You don't know what life I'm living.

Yesterday, he showed me his new comic idea of a zombie story.

I asked him what would make his story unique. He said, "Humans always run."

Why?

Because of "The Walking Dead."

Now I know what you mean.

That old woman wants to see my kids. No way.

Come on! You're hanging up on me now?

What's after "Let life be beautiful like summer flowers"?

"Let death..." Or something.

I'm going to torture you!

I'm crying in the wind!

Should we get down to real business?

Officer Zhao, this is a hard mission.

The intruders are tough nuts.

[...]

They're spicing things up.

I've recharged my batteries. Time to work.

To the Ledu High-tech Zone.

Well, something doesn't feel right.

Test him.

To the High-tech Zone, 20 for metered taxi, 80 for flat fare.

Flat fare!

Just as I thought.

I have to call 120.

On TV, they always press the philtrum of unconscious patients.

Give it a try.

I think you're too gentle. Let me try.

You walk, I run!

Girls, your silk-stocking milk tea.

Run!

What's going on here?

Seven.

Seven.

[No.7 West Mars Street]

[Episode 7: The Destroyers Arrived]

[Model Citizen | Good father on Mars.]

The way they look and behave... reminds me of a prisoner I caught before.

[Target: No. 101] [Danger | Escape]

We've all paid a heavy price.

Mars is faced with imminent disaster.

Let me out, perhaps there's still a glimmer of hope.

I'm heading back to Mars for a quick questioning.

Officer Zhao, have some curry before you leave.

I gotta go now, will explain later.

I'll be waiting for you in the office.

Calm down. I'm going to pick up Nana and drive back home.

[Calling Owner]

[Incoming Call]

The number you have dialed is not answered, please redial later.

You want to play family hide and seek, huh?

Hey, Bro! Give me a break!

Officer Zhao, although we're extremely shorthanded, we risked getting infected,

and collected these bomb balls.

Aren't you robots immune to infection?

Wait, Officer Zhao. There are two bomb balls on your ears.

Maybe you should retest your vision system.

Yes, Madam!

What's all this then?

Prisoner No. 007 has been attempting prison break lately, so we froze him.

- How long does it take to defrost? - It's hard to say. Three days to half a year.

The clock is ticking. We need to find another way to make him talk.

[Bar]

45, no cheating. Here's your receipt.

Don't forget to leave a five-star review!

[Bar]

- Glad to see you again. - See-riously? I can see nothing.

We need a little help.

All right, what's in it for me?

What are you doing?

- Wow! I want some more! - Get the job done first.

No one can force me unless it's for the eye drops. All right, let's read his mind.

You've wasted so much time, and still haven't found a planet with available energy resources.

Who is it? Who made that embarrassing sound?

It's him.

Next time when you see me, it better be on an energy planet,

or it will be for your death sentence!

For us Destroyers...

failure is not an option!

Warp-in completed. No available energy detected on any nearby planet.

Warriors, no need to hold it in.

- There's nothing left to throw up. - Execute the self-amputation plan!

I wish to trade my flesh and blood for the lives of our people.

Let the supreme honor bear the disaster upon me.

The destruction now begins.

I want more magical eye drops.

The number you have dialed is still not answered...

[You Win]

We have an emergency news report. Immediately proceed with your family to the nearest basement.

Carry as many weapons as possible, and be aware of this green bomb ball.

Anyone who accidentally inhales the toxic fumes will...

[Breaking News]

These instant noodles have expired.

What...

The cut scene visuals of this game look so fanciful!

That's right. This game studio put all its money into making cut scenes.

Now it's time to... beat the boss!

...dead...

- What did she just say? - Dead.

Dead? Deadline? My deadline is approaching!

I only have two hours to finish! But I'm still story boarding!

I'm doomed!

Insomnia makes me unable to concentrate!

I need peace and quiet. A mosquito's buzzing in my ear now sounds like a monster's growling.

Let Xiaodang protect Daddy's creative work.

You're the best, Xiaodang!

My fellow Destroyers, the ultimate honor has come upon me.

Let the destruction begin!

Energy-rich planet detected.

This radar system is a bit slow.

It seems like we can have a good meal within two hours.

Cosmic speeding?

Whoever is driving the spaceship, you have entered Martian spatial territory. Please pull over!

Please pull over for a check.

Fine! Unlawful fleeing and polluting the cosmic environment!

I'll let you exercise your right to remain silent.

The spacecraft has suffered severe damage. Activating the auto-ejection system to rescue the pilot.

[Error]

I bet you didn't expect my ejector seat to turn into an AeroTracker!

Here we go!

- How are you doing today? - I got off work early from the mine.

[Sales Office]

Have you seen the Commander?

No, we were blown out.

Who's stealing chicken and pigs in the middle of the night?

Sorry to interrupt.

[Sales Office]

[CPU]

Two of my duty officers are missing.

We lost our spacecraft's core engine in the explosion.

I'm heavily injured.

The good news is that with an intact sense of smell,

I can track and find it by scent, restart the spacecraft,

and transmit the coordinates of this planet.

My fellow Destroyers, wait to embrace the glory of destruction!

[Bar]

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