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Seven.

Seven.

[No. 7 West Mars Street]

[Episode 6]

Wait, what's going on?

[IB17OT - Mars]

[Verification Passed]

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Zhao Chunli, we're sending you to Earth for a mission.

You will pose as a couple with a male partner.

One of the top two scientists of the universe will provide technical support to you.

Please choose one.

[No. 101 | No. 77]

[No. 101 | Select]

Great.

The mission is code-named the Old Street.

Go crack down on the drug smuggling syndicate on Earth.

Good luck!

[Double Happiness]

Are you all right, Chunli?

[...]

We must protect her.

Get in the car! We can't stay in this house anymore.

[Double Happiness]

Hurry up, Mei. [721]

Come on, I'm going to be late.

Happy birthday, by the way. Mom might not be able to come home for dinner tonight, so...

I'll make it up next time.

[Target: No. 101]

[Target locked. Fire!]

[It vanished!]

[Evacuate immediately. Watch out!]

What the hell is that?

[721]

Open the door, Xiao Mei!

Who are you?

Who... are you?

- Why are you in my house? - Are you nuts? Loony!

[No. 101]

Zhao Chunli, you were trapped in the wormhole for two days, while 20 years passed on Mars.

Let go of the past.

[404]

We've all paid a heavy price.

I have nothing more to tell.

Mars is faced with imminent disaster.

Let me out, perhaps there's still a glimmer of hope.

Please drive slower, Ms. Mei. I have motion sickness.

Why can't I use my signature technique, Sister?

[Safe Entry and Exit]

Try again.

Here is a new joke, a boy asked his father,

"Dad, we have been tasked by our teacher to write a song about protecting animals.

Can you help me, Dad?"

His father replied, "Sure, I got one,"

"I have a little donkey, but I never ride it."

What do you think?

[Safe Entry and Exit]

He crashed.

Let me think of another one.

What happened just now?

The ultimate weapon is right there.

Xiaodang is a little scared.

I can handle two gatekeepers.

We Interstellar Disguisers use brains, not brawn.

Almost there.

Almost.

Okay.

Read, read this.

Are you swearing at me? Go to hell!

How about the one left?

Wait a moment.

Let's go die together!

Got it!

Just a little trick, nothing special.

- What just happened? - It seems to have something to do with my laughter.

Let's try it together. Maybe we can find a way out.

Nonsense. Is there any logic?

Logic doesn't matter at all. We are cartoon characters.

I can't laugh now.

Check this out.

Comic artists on Earth all use pen names, such as Galactic Four, Stella Soar, and Anonymous Universal.

And my pen name will be Hammernoid.

Not funny?

Time to play the trump card.

Mei Mei, look!

I forgot that she's no longer a kid.

Indeed, logic doesn't matter.

This show is really good, Boss. Let's subscribe to it.

Don't eat all of it, leave some for me!

Colonel, three intruders have taken the scientist away.

You have three accomplices, don't you? You all must die!

Three? Now my family is also in danger because of you!

- But this is an accident. - Excuse me...

We are looking for the property manager, for pest control.

Oh dear, there's one on your...

Let me help you!

The color of your contact lenses looks so good.

- Where did you buy them? - I'll give them to you.

This is too much.

Your contact lenses look nice too.

This might harm the hostages. Withdraw now.

Wait for me.

Look, this is what I've been working on for 20 years.

Xiaodang knows what it is. It is a gun.

Wow, so creative.

Yeah, kind of...

[Rubbish | Quick Answer]

There's more. Now I'm setting the final piece of the puzzle.

Turn around for a moment, please.

All right, you can turn back now.

I had a trick up my sleeve.

I gave them the blueprint of the gun, but I didn't teach them how to make bullets.

Wait, don't tell me we are going to make weapons?

We only have 20 minutes for the rescue.

I worked so hard for 20 years, and the Organization only gave me 20 minutes.

Well, I guess I'll write poems instead.

Poems?

I got it! It would be a cliché if the ultimate weapon is literally a weapon!

That doesn't match the essence of this story!

What is today's theme, guys?

Disguise! And the answer lies beneath the disguise!

Flip over your blueprint.

Flip it over?

It's a poem I wrote.

Take a closer look.

The answer is right in front of you!

"Let death be beautiful like autumn leaves"?

What a lovely poem!

But this is a small probability event.

All right, we've found the password to launch the ultimate weapon.

Let's go defeat the boss!

The lack of enemies in this unchallenging room is very disappointing.

From a scientist's perspective, your conclusion doesn't seem scientific!

Hurry up! Here!

- We're doomed. - Watch out!

Get out of the way! Back off, old lady!

I'm actually two years younger than you.

Stay put behind me.

- You sure? - Yes, I'm very sure.

- Walking while gaming? It's the worst way to hurt your eyes! - Mom? Grandma?

Honey?

- Nice to meet you, mother-in-law. - Hi.

- How's your mission going, honey? - Can't you see?

We'll handle this.

Ready to activate the ultimate weapon.

Let death be beautiful like autumn leaves!

I told you this is a small probability event.

Now I get it! It tells us to play dead!

Quick!

It's working.

The boss has a second form.

You're out of frame. Remember to say "cheese".

Thank you for your cooperation.

This design is a tribute to "Alien."

Li Ha, help!

Hurry up, use the Lightsaber on the ground! Now!

Leave it to me!

I'm going to mislead the enemies to attack our afterimages, and keep playing dead!

How about we try playing dead again?

I have to say it's pretty immersive.

- Xiaodang likes it! - Not bad.

Could it be that you are the ultimate fearless machines?

If all of this is real, we might die!

Is there anyone who thinks this is not real?

Zhao Chunli, if any harm comes to my family, I'll haunt you even after I die!

- Mom is finally getting into the role! - A bunch of lunatics!!

I will feast upon your memories.

Your bodies will wither and die along too.

- Bring it on. - Yes, come on.

We won't surrender.

I surrender, I surrender.

A robot?

No worries, just replace the data cable.

I surrender, I surrender! I'm still valuable.

If I die before finishing the blueprint, you will never get the ultimate weapon!

Are you sure?

We'll start devouring your memories.

[Rewind]

But his 20 years of memories are nearly empty.

I'll just shoot you dead.

But I...

I'm still valuable. Do you like curry?

- Is it my turn now? - Can't wait?

- Yeah! - Go, Daddy, go!

This UI design looks great.

[Memory Bank | Social]

We don't have much time, just find something that will get us all laughing.

We have never lived together, let alone laughed together.

Where to find a shared inside joke?

[Elementary School]

Xiaodang, ask me to say the name of of an elementary school classmate.

Dad, what's the name of your elementary school desk mate?

Who are you? Why are you calling me Dad?

It actually works.

Really? Can you delete my embarrassing moments first?

Embarrassing moments?

There's a way out!

Everyone, come and take a look!

[No. 7 West Mars Street]

Li Ha, your years-late wedding looks pretty Cast Away-ish.

Mei Mei likes the sea, so I went with the tropical island theme.

Give it up for the newlyweds, Young Master Li Ha and Ms. Mei Mei!!

- Has everyone evacuated? - Yes, evacuation complete.

We're the only two left, but... with only one escape pod.

- Are you seeing anyone? - No.

Then go find one.

Officer Zhao, let's go together!

Ms. Zhao Chunli, we're launching an escape pod now.

The space ladder might collapse. Please stay put and do not move.

What are you doing, Zhao Chunli? Do not climb further up!

You are disobeying orders, Zhao Chunli!

Don't joke around with your own life!

The signal down there is bad!

[Recovery]

You may now kiss the bride.

Mom, your shoelace is untied.

Let Xiaodang help.

- But mine are no-lace shoes. - Li Ha...

Dad, you kissed the wrong person!

Don't laugh, or else we'll kill you!

Please kill us!

Did you call 9111?

We are bone-hard nuts to crack, mission complete, back to base!

The mon... mon...

We have eliminated all the monsters, taken the scientist, and rescued our teammates.

We have completed both quests, please tell us the final score!

Per... per...

Perfect! You are the team of the season!

We are bone-hard nuts to crack, the Interstellar Disguisers!

Mom, I still have to go back to school.

All right, we're off.

We're leaving, Grandma!

Listen to your mother.

I'm already in high school, Grandma.

Come, give me a hug!

The monsters are back?

It's all over.

Do you still want a hug or not?

Grandma!

You know what to do for the next family event, right?

You'll be the first one to know.

What do you think of this king crab, Li Ha?

Looks very delicious.

Then just take another look, we can't afford it.

[Grand Opening]

Goodbye, Grandma!

I mean, the whole family celebrated your birthday together, right?

The sun has already set, why are you still wearing sunglasses?

It's windy.

[Safe Entry and Exit]

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Cosmic Cop Zhao Chunli reporting. I rescued one hostage, but haven't spotted Dr. Dharadi.

Can I treat you to a curry meal?

Officer Zhao, do you like curry?

Dr. Dharadi?

Free anime garage kits?

An eccentric scientist?

And a boss fight?

Perhaps you're in the wrong place.

What do you want?

Li Xiaodang! Go get him!

♫ Longing for you, being with you, holding onto the future ♫

♫ Will there be joy, even if our embrace lacks tenderness? ♫

♫ Never anticipated that leaving you would be forever ♫

♫ Years pass without seeing you, stars flicker in the night ♫

♫ In the absence of your presence, I make a wish upon the galaxy ♫

♫ In dreams, we encounter, familiar but not real ♫

♫ Only a trace of pain imprints the heart ♫

♫ Years pass without seeing you, stars flicker in the night ♫

♫ In the absence of your presence, I make a wish upon the galaxy ♫

♫ In dreams, we encounter, familiar but not real ♫

♫ Only a trace of pain imprints the heart ♫