Original subtitles

One, two, three, one

♫ We are cash-rich Gon$ta fellas, lending money for a brighter future ♫

♫ We are good-hearted Gon$ta fellas, guarding your risky adventure ♫

♫ We are righteous Gon$ta fellas, beating all rascals and bastards ♫

♫ We are dedicated Gon$ta fellas, going through hell and high water ♫

♫ I'm seeing the end of the road after sixty years of endless struggle ♫

♫ The Gon$ta Trio brings me warmth when no one organizes my funeral ♫

♫ Throughout the infinite universe we make good deals with mortals ♫

♫ The righteous Gon$ta Trio, I love you! Your footprint will be universal ♫

♫ We are cash-rich Gon$ta fellas, lending money for a brighter future ♫

♫ We are good-hearted Gon$ta fellas, guarding your risky adventure ♫

♫ We are righteous Gon$ta fellas, beating all rascals and bastards ♫

♫ We are dedicated Gon$ta fellas, going through hell and high water ♫

♫ Your fate lies in nowhere but your hands ♫

♫ The feeble Grim Reaper has long been fired ♫

♫ Scan the code, pay the sins in full, to get your health restored♫

♫ From heaven to hell, the whole world values our work ♫

♫ The righteous Gon$ta Trio, I love you! You make the cosmos full of miracles ♫

♫ We are cash-rich Gon$ta fellas, lending money for a brighter future ♫

♫ We are good-hearted Gon$ta fellas, guarding your risky adventure ♫

♫ We are righteous Gon$ta fellas, beating all rascals and bastards ♫

Gon$ta, da supastella money lender. ♫ We are dedicated Gon$ta fellas ♫

[We are dedicated Gon$ta fellas.]

This is dope, Boss. Can't love it more!

Now you know who we are!

Done, fixed!

A quick quiz, Xiaodang!

[1+1=?]

Okay, just skip it!

It's not playing out loud, Boss!

Real talk now. Someone in this house owes us money!

What? Who?

This dude...

Lu Dahai!

- What the hell! Are you messing with me? - Stay in the circle!

Mei Mei, go serve these gentlemen some tea.

Easy easy. Let's talk.

Well, Dahai and Mei Mei have already got divorced. There must be some mistake...

That's right! This would be the last place on Mars to find him! Got it?!

- Lu Dahai?! - Have an ice pop to cool off!

Seven.

Seven.

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[No.7 West Mars Street]

[Episode 3] [Do I have to pay ex-husband's debt?]

Hey yo, like this warm-up?

In the circle!

Don't get me wrong, Li Ha. I came for Nana's birthday.

Why are they coming after you?

Check it out!

Show hand!

[Cha-ching]

Gon$ta, da supa stella money lender!

All in!

Well, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

How could Uncle Lu be a dog, mom?

A mad dog!

Give me that!

It's all he's got, Boss.

Right, that's all I got!

That's all, you saw nothing!

Roger that!

This man's tight-lipped! Must have practiced a lot!

- Try me I dare you! - Heh, here you go.

- What number comes after six? - Seven!

Lame trick, you want the tooth? You don't fool me!

- What number comes after six? - Eight!

It's your call.

Gon$ta is da best!

Uncle Lu, you must've been the one who did all the talking in school.

But this guy has never been to school.

If you don't pay up, it won't just be a humiliation of your intellect, Lu Dahai.

- We're gonna trample on your dignity till you repay! - What's dignity, Daddy?

Dignity is something a man safeguards with his life!

[Dignity]

Come on! My dignity is all ears!

What now, Boss?

All right, next round. We'll put ya up for sale!

This is for your financial loss. We are even now!

- Thank you, Boss! - Bye, sir!

[Earth Low-quality Male]

Your kids ought to pay off your debt if you can't, Lu Dahai!

Do you have kids?

You'd better start talking! It's gonna get real ugly if you lie to me!

No kids, for real, no!

Oh, no. Nana is coming back home!

You guys hired a hitman?

Not me, not us!

Birthday Kong Foo Noodles for Mr. Lu Dahai's daughter.

Flip it, and it doesn't spill. Happy Birthday, Lu Nana.

Enjoy.

And the sunny-side-up egg. Rate us five stars, cheers.

I dare you to lie again!

No, no, please. Let's talk it out!

[Respect Your Teachers]

- Are you foolin' around with me? - Oh no, no, no...

Will you be my boyfriend?

Be my boyfriend!

That's it for now. Better let the kids have some space.

What? My daughter got a boyfriend?

She got dumped. Enough watching.

- Let's go, Siao-dang! That guy must pay! - Count me in!

- That's it for today... - You're just wasting my time!

You pay off the debt, or pay a deadly price!

Wait, we'll pay back Lu Dahai's debt!

[Oppose School Violence]

Geez...

Thanks.

[Transfer]

- Excuse me... how much does he owe you? - He owes us one Gon$ta Bitecon.

Is that it? Just one dollar?

- We have it. - Not a big deal. Why didn't you tell us earlier?

One Gon$ta Bitecon equals one hundred thousand Martian dollars.

♫ Zap, zap ♫

♫ Zap, zap ♫

♫ Zap, zap ♫

[Mei Mei's beloved car.]

[+50]

[+2... +1... +15]

[The Adventures of Li Dalong]

[+800]

♫ Zap, zap ♫

[High Quality Protein]

[+900... +800]

[+98512]

[The Adventures of Li Dalong]

A house is not a home without walls...

Time for a math quiz, Xiaodang.

Here, handy heater.

You're radiant, Xiaodang!

You still owe us 0.00001 Gon$ta Bitecon.

That's one Martian dollar.

Where to find one dollar now that we're homeless?!

I think I've got a solution. Look!

Get out of here... When did you buy me this surprise gift?

What's in the box?

- What a huge emerald! - I've kept this lucky dumpling for ten years.

Guys, one dollar is inside the dumpling!

Who are you trying to fool?

[Playing Coin]

Don't panic.

Just a minute. I'll be back.

[Defeated]

- It shouldn't be like this! - That was less than a minute...

Sir!

Here, a priceless treasure for you.

Priceless... or... worthless?!

I heard you for the first time! No need for repetitive humiliation!

This is the most precious thing in the world.

Because it discusses Xiaodang's favorite theme. Love and family.

We Gon$ta people ain't got no love, no home.

We rock the world with high-tech weapons!

Not good! Xiaodang don't like weapons!

Violence destroys homes and takes away happiness.

Enough talk! Not buying it!

Time's up, eat my bullets!

Take care of yourselves when I'm gone!

- Li Ha! - Daddy!

[Are you the creator of this comic?]

Y-Yes.

Boss! Why did you take the bullet?

We still have each other!

Listen up, Li Ha!

You have one shot to save your lives!

What's this?!

[The Adventures of Dalong]

A bird!

You only have me now, Xiaodang!

Bingo!

Let's put the financial dispute aside for a while.

A missing page? Where's the finale?

Where are those characters?!

I didn't expect anyone to like it.

It was put on the shelf for a long time, maybe it was ripped off.

Don't worry! Here, read other volumes!

- I... - I just want this book!

Well...

Here is the last page...

Boss.

You... [If you can't recall the last page, ]

I... [I won't let any of you off!]

Xiaodang activates self-destruct... activates self-destruct...

Li Dalong leads them to a new planet.

And the galactic coordinates are...

When you lack artistic inspiration...

All right, got it. I got it.

Well, a cup of coffee will boost my productivity.

Never mind.

- What're ya looking at?! - No... nothing.

Now I'm...

your father.

[R-Really?]

Of course not! Just act it out with me.

You play my part. Just stand here.

And read the lines.

- Dad... - Dad, I want to hear more of your adventure stories.

- I want to write them into a comic story! - Okay.

I previously mentioned the fertile planet.

People there looked like these mini potatoes.

One day, OverQ, the Planet Doombringer arrived, and destroyed their peaceful homeland.

Armed with weapons, the invaders burned, killed and looted.

It was a brutal massacre.

The last group of mini potato people were forced to the edge of the cliff.

That's terrible! I want to help them!

Don't worry. Now it's my showtime!

I got them on board my spaceship.

And I drove away just before the planet exploded!

Where did you take them to?

To a new planet.

That's great!

What did the new planet look like, Dad?

You could see three suns from that planet.

So cool!

One would be right above your head, like the light bulb.

Another one is behind you.

And one in front of you.

So dark here. I can't see anything around us.

So beautiful!

This is amazing!

Right here! I found it!

- It's the point of intersection of the three suns! - Yay... great...

Boss, this is a planet with no microbes but has a high level of metal ion content.

And the temperature is dropping. [I can tell!]

- [Keep searching] - Roger that!

Watch out, Boss, an abyss!

Left, right, up up!

Stop manipulating my kid!

Mom, not me.

- Is it here? - Not likely.

Is it the correct way to read it?

- Jeez! - What's wrong? Let's go!

- But what about them? - Come on, hurry up!

Hurry up!

Are you lying to us, Li Ha?

They're gone!

Go!

Go!

Idiot!

- You're the best, mom! - You're such a con artist, Li Ha!

Can't believe we've got rid of them.

But they're not going to find their home.

This should be the place.

What went wrong?

[Launch]

I'm sorry, Mei Mei!

I was telling the truth. I'll find it, I promise!

You only think about yourself, you pighead!

Who the hell shot me out?!

Launching!

[The Adventure of Dalong]

No, it can't end like this!

I can't help you if you don't even trust me!

Everything I said was true! I'll help you find your home!

- Where are they? - It's freezing cold.

Li Ha! Li Ha!

[I shouldn't have pressured you. It's all my fault. Let's give up.]

It's your home. How could you give up so easily?

Well..

Li Ha!

Come down here!

Who pushed me?

I'm all thumbs.

Li Ha, why did you put on my lipstick?

- Me? - Who else if it's not you?

Wait, you guys...

We got ambushed!

Help!

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Who are you?

Why are you here?

- Boss? - One more step and I'll pull the trigger!

Boss!

Jack!

Rose!

Oh, my eyes!

Any problems with multiple eyes?

No, no problem!

I've got a good one, Li Ha.

They have some real potato eyes.

Keep writing this comic story, Li Ha.

Thank you for finding our home!

Don't mention it. By the way, were you saved by him?

No, not him.

Hey, Li Ha, how did you know it wasn't an abyss?

Exactly.

Where is it?

It's a man's gut feeling!

Well, Sir, I've told you millions of times, this is my home.

Lu Nana. It's okay if you don't want a home visit from us.

- But you'll get expelled if your parents don't come to school tomorrow! - Ouch, my neck!

Why are you standing outside, Nana?

Wait, Sir! Don't go!

♫ We are cash-rich Gon$ta fellas, lending money for a brighter future ♫

♫ We are good-hearted Gon$ta fellas, guarding your risky adventure ♫

♫ We are righteous Gon$ta fellas, beating all rascals and bastards ♫

♫ We are dedicated Gon$ta fellas, going through hell and high water ♫

♫ I'm seeing the end of the road after sixty years of endless struggle ♫

♫ The Gon$ta Trio brings me warmth when no one organizes my funeral ♫

♫ Throughout the infinite universe we make good deals with mortals ♫

♫ The righteous Gon$ta Trio, I love you! Your footprint will be universal ♫

♫ We are cash-rich Gon$ta fellas, lending money for a brighter future ♫

♫ We are good-hearted Gon$ta fellas, guarding your risky adventure ♫

♫ We are righteous Gon$ta fellas, beating all rascals and bastards ♫

♫ We are dedicated Gon$ta fellas, going through hell and high water ♫

♫ Your fate lies in nowhere but your hands ♫

♫ The feeble Grim Reaper has long been fired ♫

♫ Scan the code, pay the sins in full, to get your health restored♫

♫ From heaven to hell, the whole world values our work ♫

♫ The righteous Gon$ta Trio, I love you! You make the cosmos full of miracles ♫

♫ We are cash-rich Gon$ta fellas, lending money for a brighter future ♫

♫ We are good-hearted Gon$ta fellas, guarding your risky adventure ♫

♫ We are righteous Gon$ta fellas, beating all rascals and bastards ♫

♫ We are dedicated Gon$ta fellas, going through hell and high water ♫