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I forgot my fork.

Ow,

fuck. Oh my god, I just poked myself with this fucking needle.

God damn it.

I hate that. I gotta fucking sew my fucking pants, man. Fuck.

Fuck.

Ow, I just poked myself again with this fucking needle.

God damn it. Hey, um...

Do you mind helping me?

Why would I help you?

What do you mean why? I need your help. You're my stepsister.

What's the problem?

Can't you see I'm busy right now?

Wow. Busy doing what?

I have whole mess fucking homework. I need to sew this fucking hole in my

and I'm like poking my fingers.

I can't even get the fucking needle through the fucking...

I can't get the fucking thread through this needle. Can you just help me? I've

seen you do this shit before.

What is the problem?

It sounds like you're an idiot.

Wow.

Why do you always have to be mean?

It's like you can't wait to be fucking mean.

God damn, can you just help me?

What's the big deal?

I've seen you sewing your own clothes.

You know how to do this. Come on.

What's in it for me, though? Why would I help you?

Because I'm your stepbrother, you know, we're family.

Wow.

What's in it for you? I don't know. I'll fucking, I'll buy you lunch.

I don't know.

What?

Excuse me?

Wow.

Typical. You, you, only you would take advantage of a fucking situation like

this. You want my car?

You know I'm good at selling.

Damn. Really? My car?

Yeah, your car. Is there anything else? Do you want my credit card too?

Sure. Yeah, right.

Man, I don't... I'll do this myself.

Fuck that. Good luck.

Don't poke yourself.

Yeah, okay.

I'll finish this shit myself.

I don't need your fucking help.

Fucking hole in my pockets too, man.

Ow. Fuck me.

Ugh. Fuck this shit.

You sure you don't want my help? The fuck are you laughing at?

Yeah.

Fine.

Yeah,

help me. Please.

Can I get the car?

How long do you need the car for?

All night.

All night. It'll be here in the morning. Don't worry.

Man, if you, if you, if I see a scratch on my car.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's no, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if you fuck up my car,

don't even, I don't even know what to say.

Fine, fuck it, you can take my car.

Just do this shit for me. You better do a good job, too, because I'm letting you

borrow my fucking car.

What do you need?

All right, have a seat.

So, you almost done?

No, don't you see how hard this is to get in here? Give me a minute.

It's difficult.

Why are you staring at me? Well, you said you would fucking do this quick.

I want to wait all day.

Man, this is really a bit... Yeah, I told you, right?

It's not easy.

Still can do it better than you.

You know what? This isn't working. I'm going to need you to put these on. It'll

be a lot easier.

Put them on? Yeah. Put them on and stand, and then...

It'll be much easier for me to fill up that hole.

Um, what if you poke me?

I'm not going to poke you. Just put them the fuck on.

I don't trust you. You're probably going to do it on purpose. Are you sure?

I might.

No, don't. You need this hole still, don't you? All right, well, you better

fucking poke me with that. Okay, I won't poke you.

Fine. Put them on.

All right, let's see how well you do.

Don't poke me, please. Don't scream.

No, don't.

It's not easy, huh?

No, it's easy.

Who's a bitch, though?

You're lucky you have me to do this shit.

What else would you freaking do?

Yeah, take your time. It's fine.

There's no brush.

Why do you keep looking up here like that?

Why do you keep looking at me?

I'm not. I'm looking at what you're doing.

Take notes.

Yeah, it had to be right on my fucking zipper, too, huh?

Yeah, I know, right? How did you manage this one, Dumbo?

What are you looking at?

What?

Are you looking at my tits? Uh, no. What are you talking about?

Why would you say that? You're my stepsister. What the fuck?

Just checking.

Frustrating.

I know you were looking at my tits, you fucking perv. What are you talking

about? You know I'm not wearing a bra.

If you're looking down my shirt, obviously you're staring at my tits. I'm

promise you. I know you're looking at my shirt. I'm not looking. Listen, are you

going to do this or not? I'm not going to give you my fucking car. And I'm not.

You should, if you're that concerned, go put on a fucking different shirt, like

a shirt or something. Don't look down my fucking bra, Trevor. I'm not.

Goddamn.

Is that a boner?

What?

No, it's not. What are you talking about?

Looks like a bulge. It's not a bulge. It's not a boner. Why would I get a

What the fuck?

Looks like a fucking boner. It's not a boner. Is it because you're looking at

tits, right? No, I'm not. You fucking pervert.

Listen, I'm just big down there. Do I turn you on, your fucking stepsister?

I'm just big down there. Fucking gross, weirdo. This is not a boner. That's

definitely a fucking boner. It's not a boner. What are you talking about? I

that's a fucking boner. It's not. What are you doing? I know it is. It's not a

boner. Dude, yes, yes, the fuck it is. Yes, it is. Come on. I know it is.

Fucking, look at that shit.

You fucking perv. What the fuck? What?

What's your problem?

That's a full -blown boner.

Um. You fucking weirdo.

But I'm sorry.

Hey, don't push me. What are you doing?

You're fucking disgusting.

Are you kidding me? It was an accident. Are you fucking serious, dude? It was an

accident. I'm sorry. I'm going to beat your fucking ass, bro.

Stop pushing me. You fucking perv. You're so fucking gross, dude. I'm going

beat your fucking ass, bro.

Oh, shit.

What happened?

What the fuck?

You're such a fucking perv. Um, you're the one who fucking fell and landed on

dick.

Oh, my God. What the fuck?

What the fuck? Hey, what?

Oh, this is so wrong.

Oh, you want me to stop?

Oh, I mean, you probably should, but no.

Oh, my God. It's your fault for landing on my fucking dick. It's fucking your

fault for being a pervert and having a boner and fucking letting it slip in me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I can't stop now.

Fuck. Fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God. I didn't like this, huh? I was a fucking pervert now.

Oh.

You know you still have to let me borrow your car, right?

Yeah, I will, but, you know, let me fuck you good, though.

Okay.

All right.

You want to go into the bedroom, then? Yeah, let's go into my room.

Here.

Oh, my God, you were so hot.

I knew you were a fucking perv. Um, you know what?

Shut up.

Why don't you take your dress off?

but you liked it.

I know.

You've always been a creep like that.

Wow.

Oh, my God. You like to get spanked? Yeah.

What?

You know what I've always wanted to do? What?

Oh, God, yes.

Fuck, yeah.

How long have you been waiting to do this for?

Forever.

But, hey, you can't say shit to Mom and Dad about this, all right? Obviously,

you better not either. I'm not.

Oh, look.

It's not possible.

Maybe gross for your dick's not.

Mm -hmm.

I'm seeing your ass.

This is so good.

They'll kick us out.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Fuck.

Yeah.

And you better not fuck up my car either.

No promises.

No, for real. Do not fucking scratch it up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.