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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:09,180 Last week, Donald and Melania arrived in Britain for an unprecedented second 2 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:10,180 state visit. 3 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:16,079 They got the royal treatment. 4 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:25,600 And Donald took center stage. 5 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:31,460 The bond of kinship and identity between America and the United Kingdom is 6 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:32,460 priceless. 7 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:39,560 We are, as a country, as you know, doing unbelievably well. We had a very 8 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:45,640 sick country one year ago, and today I believe we're the hottest country 9 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,040 anywhere in the world. 10 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:57,380 Seems Donald's feeling on top of the world. 11 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:09,098 The artwork. 12 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:14,080 I saw more paintings than any human being has ever seen. And statues. 13 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,500 But they treated us great. They treated our country great. 14 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:24,280 Donald J. Trump is back in the White House. 15 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:31,660 But this time he's doing it his way. 16 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:39,180 conducting his presidency entirely in front of the TV cameras, 17 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:45,620 as he plays the starring role in the greatest 18 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:49,020 political soap opera in history. 19 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:57,520 It's the first TV show that affects all our lives, and the whole world is 20 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,500 watching. This is going to be great television, I will say that. 21 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:55,450 What really goes on inside Donald Trump's mind? 22 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:01,790 Maybe the most interesting aspect of all is his foreign policy. 23 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:09,950 It could be the wildest, most outlandish, boldest, craziest foreign 24 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:11,030 any president ever. 25 00:03:11,970 --> 00:03:13,530 So what's he up to? 26 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:27,140 Would you agree that it's a more aggressive foreign policy than your 27 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:28,400 It's more aggressive. 28 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,920 It's better. We're making our country larger. 29 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,080 We're making our country stronger. 30 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:38,180 My first term I was fighting everybody because they were very aggressive toward 31 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:44,840 me. This time it's much more they've lost their confidence. So I have more 32 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:50,220 to do what I want to do. He says he wants Greenland. We need Greenland 33 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:52,020 of national security. 34 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,540 International security, world security, world peace. 35 00:03:56,420 --> 00:03:57,980 And he wants Canada. 36 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:00,840 Now, I love the people of Canada. We have a great relationship. 37 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:05,840 But if they became our 51st state, it would be the greatest thing they could 38 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:09,820 ever do. Think of how beautiful that country would be without that artificial 39 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:14,140 line running right through it. Somebody drew it many years ago with a ruler, 40 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:15,180 just a line. 41 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,000 And he wants Gaza. 42 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:20,720 I'm committed to buying and owning Gaza. 43 00:04:21,610 --> 00:04:25,090 And think of it as a big real estate site. 44 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:28,290 And today, he's making a special announcement. 45 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:30,950 Even bigger than the Super Bowl. This is a big thing. 46 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:35,250 Ladies and gentlemen, if you could please direct your attention out the 47 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:36,250 side of the aircraft. 48 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:38,970 Air Force One is currently in international waters. 49 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:43,710 There's time in history flying over the recently renamed Gulf of America. 50 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:48,670 Please enjoy the flight. And we are now about to head westbound to Super Bowl 51 00:04:48,670 --> 00:04:49,670 59. 52 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,440 Wow, he did that well. 53 00:04:55,480 --> 00:05:00,600 Some say he's pretending to be crazy. 54 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:04,680 The so -called madman theory of foreign policy. 55 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:08,940 Just a strategy to get what he wants. 56 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,100 Others say he really is crazy. 57 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:18,240 Others think he's a little too close to Vladimir Putin. 58 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:25,070 Those are some of the contenders for what goes on inside his head. 59 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:28,310 See what you think. 60 00:05:39,330 --> 00:05:43,970 Let's start with the idea that he's a bit of a genius, acting crazy. 61 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:02,440 We must, as a nation, be more unpredictable. 62 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,320 We are totally predictable. 63 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:09,740 We're sending troops, we tell them. We're sending something else, we have a 64 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:12,080 conference. We have to be unpredictable. 65 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,360 And we have to be unpredictable starting now. 66 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:30,560 Nobody was expecting Trump would offer to take over Gaza as part of America. 67 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:34,660 Why would they want to return? The place has been hell. 68 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:40,280 It's been one of the meanest, one of the meanest, toughest places on Earth. 69 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,740 Everybody I've spoken to loves the idea of the United States owning that piece 70 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:02,740 of land. 71 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:12,140 We have an opportunity to do something that could be phenomenal. 72 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:17,280 And I don't want to be cute. I don't want to be a wise guy. But the Riviera 73 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,700 the Middle East, this could be something that could be so bad. This could be so 74 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:23,160 magnificent. Thank you all very much. 75 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:31,570 He even reposts an intriguing artificial intelligence vision of what Trump's 76 00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:32,790 Gaza could look like. 77 00:07:33,890 --> 00:07:36,410 With some surprising guest appearances. 78 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,520 So what's going on? 79 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,740 Well, it could all be a strategy. 80 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:12,960 The old madman theory of foreign policy, used by Henry Kissinger for 81 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,200 President Richard Nixon. 82 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:22,080 You've talked about what has been called the madman theory. Unless you negotiate 83 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,800 in a serious way, Nixon is just erratic enough that he might do something 84 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,580 dangerous. Do you think they were afraid of you? 85 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:28,920 Oh, yes. 86 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,360 Well, they were afraid of me, though, not because of my appearances and not 87 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:35,059 because of my speeches, but because what I had done. 88 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:42,460 Their idea was to act crazy, to terrify their enemies, and make themselves 89 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:44,159 impossible to predict. 90 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,080 He's on the roof. 91 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,600 He's on the roof. 92 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,100 Mr. President, what are you doing up there? 93 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:11,860 Okay, so maybe it's some kind of strategic genius. Trump keeps everyone 94 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:14,580 back foot. You never know what he's going to do next. 95 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,740 And if they can't predict him, he can outwit everybody else. 96 00:09:25,550 --> 00:09:29,570 Could this explain his supposed interest in invading Greenland? 97 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:36,070 With everything going on in the world, it does seem strange to send the Vice 98 00:09:36,070 --> 00:09:40,050 President to a U .S. base on this icy tundra. 99 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,600 Not in here. 100 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:01,140 All right. 101 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:03,099 Here we go. 102 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,100 Hi, Sam. 103 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:05,540 Hi, we just landed. 104 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,800 There's no Wi -Fi, and I can't touch. 105 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,040 So it comes full. 106 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:15,700 Hey, guys, 107 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,180 how we doing? Please, at ease. 108 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:20,179 At ease. 109 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:23,240 Good Lord. Sit down and eat. Sit down and eat. Don't let the vice president 110 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,700 you guys from getting your job here. 111 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,040 How we doing? 112 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:28,500 It's cold as shit here. If 113 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:35,360 it is a madman strategy, 114 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:37,260 it seems to be working. 115 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:41,360 Even America's allies look nervous. 116 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:48,100 Thank you very much. It's a great honor to have Prime Minister Starmer in the 117 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:48,979 Oval Office. 118 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:53,980 It's a very special place and he's a special man. And the United Kingdom is 119 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,180 This is a wonderful country. We get along very famously, as you would say. 120 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:03,380 And I'm very impressed with him and very impressed with his wife. 121 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:06,920 I must say she's a beautiful, great woman. 122 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:11,560 And I said, I said, I said, you're very lucky. 123 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:16,640 He's very lucky. And I'll always be with the British. OK, I'll always be with 124 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,460 them. But they don't need help. 125 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,720 You look at their career. You have done very well over the years, haven't you? 126 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:28,240 We have. I'm very proud of our country. But we've also always been backing each 127 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,139 other up. 128 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,040 Could you take on Russia by yourselves? 129 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:37,700 Well... All right, one or two more. The Mad Men strategy seems to be a real 130 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,520 contender for what Trump's up to. 131 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:45,640 But there are a couple of other folks who have a more sinister explanation. 132 00:11:53,230 --> 00:11:56,370 We've put together a great cabinet. We're going to solve a lot of problems. 133 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,490 We're doing very well with Russia, Ukraine. 134 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:02,530 President Zelensky is going to be coming on Friday. 135 00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:05,550 That's now confirmed. And we're going to be signing an agreement. 136 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:09,230 All the deals that you've done in your life, all the people you've sat across 137 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:13,410 from and negotiated with, is President Putin distinct in any way? 138 00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:15,370 He's a very smart guy. 139 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,030 He's a very cunning person. 140 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:22,530 I've dealt with some people that I've dealt with some really bad people. 141 00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:34,070 Now, President Putin used to be head of the Russian intelligence service, the 142 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,070 FSB. 143 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:44,730 And it's suggested by some media folk that Putin could have something on the 144 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:45,730 president. 145 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,960 Imagine if the Putin government somehow could just do a thought experiment. 146 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:03,320 Imagine they could somehow exert control or influence over the 147 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,620 government of the United States. 148 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:09,580 What do you think the Putin government would have the U .S. government do if he 149 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,580 could control it? 150 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:15,120 What kind of headlines would you expect to see about the operations of our 151 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,280 government under that kind of scenario? 152 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:22,580 For those who do think there's something going on here, There's some examples 153 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:23,820 they often point to. 154 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:28,960 Donald swears in his hand -picked Attorney General, Pam Bondi. 155 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:35,200 On her first day in the job, she shuts down the FBI team who look into Russian 156 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,000 influence on American elections. 157 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:40,440 And the sanctions on Russia? 158 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,960 She gets rid of the team trying to enforce them. 159 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,320 And America's spy agency, the CIA? 160 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:51,750 Well, Donald takes an axe to that. 161 00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:58,030 And he pulls the plug on support for the electricity supply of Ukraine. 162 00:13:58,490 --> 00:14:04,070 And I want to congratulate Pam. She's worked hard, so hard, and unbelievably 163 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:10,950 fair and unbelievably good at law enforcement. I just want to congratulate 164 00:14:11,030 --> 00:14:12,030 Very special person. 165 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:24,160 The last time Donald was president, there was an investigation into his 166 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,940 campaign's ties with Russia. 167 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:31,480 The investigation uncovered a web of Russian interference and repeated 168 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,340 with his inner circle. 169 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,860 But it didn't find evidence of a criminal conspiracy. 170 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:43,020 Donald's always called the whole Russia thing a hoax and claimed the report 171 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,020 cleared him. 172 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:48,060 He doubled down during a bumpy ride in the back of the beast. 173 00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:51,930 There's no collusion and essentially a ruling that no obstruction. 174 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:55,330 And they keep going with it. You know what? People are angry about it. 175 00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:58,130 I don't think that's what he found. Well, we don't have time for that. Now 176 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:01,990 talk about it later. Excuse me. He found no collusion and he didn't find 177 00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:06,390 anything having to do with obstruction because they made a ruling based on his 178 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:09,610 findings and they said no obstruction. He didn't examine collusion. He laid out 179 00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:12,130 evidence of obstruction. But were you trying to say now that there was 180 00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:14,610 collusion, even though he said there is no collusion? 181 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,660 He didn't think there was no collusion. He said he didn't look at George. The 182 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:22,880 report said no collusion. Did you read the report? Yes, I did. And you should 183 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,000 read it too. Come on, let's go. 184 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:31,460 Thing is, Trump's national security guy pleaded guilty to lying to the 185 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:34,340 FBI about how close he was to the Russians. 186 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:42,320 And you know, Trump's campaign manager. 187 00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:46,370 He even went to jail for keeping his Russia links quiet. 188 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:53,150 They've both since been given a full pardon by Donald J. Trump. 189 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:05,330 Now Zelensky, whose country has been invaded by Russia, arrives at the White 190 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,330 House. 191 00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:10,770 Ukraine has had almost half a million people killed or injured. 192 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:15,190 and tens of thousands of their children abducted by the Russians. 193 00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:19,690 Donald plans to have him sign away his mineral rights. 194 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:25,170 Before sorting out a deal, he gives him a tour of the Oval Office. 195 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:38,290 I'd say George 196 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,890 Washington, Abraham Lincoln. 197 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:45,640 I hope I'll be known and recognized as a peacemaker. This would be a great thing 198 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,700 to solve. This is a very dangerous situation. 199 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,260 You know, this could lead to a third world war. 200 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,120 I'm going to respond to this. Look, for four years in the United States of 201 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,960 America, we had a president who stood up at press conferences and talked tough 202 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,020 about Vladimir Putin. 203 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:05,680 And then Putin invaded Ukraine and destroyed a significant chunk of the 204 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,160 The path to peace. 205 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:11,560 and the path to prosperity is maybe engaging in diplomacy. 206 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,500 That's what President Trump is doing. 207 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,760 Can I ask you? 208 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:21,140 Sure. Yeah? So, Putin, he occupied big parts of Ukraine on 2014. 209 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,880 2015. 210 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:24,859 2014. 2014. 211 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:25,939 Well, 2014. 212 00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:29,340 Yeah, yeah. I was not here. Yeah, but... That's exactly right. 213 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:35,540 Yeah, but I find with him, he's fine. But after that, he broken this fire. 214 00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:39,290 What kind of diplomacy, J .D., you are speaking about? 215 00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:41,090 What do you mean? 216 00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:44,750 I'm talking about the kind of diplomacy that's going to end the destruction of 217 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:48,210 your country. Yes, but if you are not... Mr. President, with respect, I think 218 00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:51,190 it's disrespectful for you to come to the Oval Office and try to litigate this 219 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:55,290 in front of the American media. Right now, you guys are going around and 220 00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:59,470 conscripts to the front lines because you have manpower problems. You should 221 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:02,510 thanking the president for trying to bring it into this conflict. Have you 222 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:05,050 been to Ukraine that you say what problems we have? 223 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:11,380 I have been to... Come once. I've actually watched and seen the stories, 224 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:15,420 know what happens is you bring people, you bring them on a propaganda tour, Mr. 225 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:20,080 President. Do you disagree that you've had problems bringing people into your 226 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,380 military? We have problems. And do you think that it's respectful to come to 227 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:27,080 Oval Office of the United States of America and attack the administration 228 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,840 is trying to prevent the destruction of your country? A lot of questions. 229 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:35,320 Let's start from the beginning. Sure. First of all, during the war, Everybody 230 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,319 has problems. 231 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:40,020 Even you. But you have nice ocean. And don't feel now. 232 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,520 But you will feel it in the future. 233 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:46,660 God bless. You don't know that. God bless. God bless. You will not have the 234 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,000 Don't tell us what we're going to feel. We're trying to solve a problem. 235 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:53,240 Don't tell us what we're going to feel. I'm not telling you. Because you're in 236 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,480 no position to dictate that. Remember this. 237 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:59,880 You're in no position to dictate what we're going to feel. 238 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,860 We're going to feel very good. 239 00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:05,060 We're going to feel very good and very strong. 240 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:08,080 You're right now not in a very good position. 241 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:12,620 You've allowed yourself to be in a very bad position, and he happens to be right 242 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,620 about it. 243 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,800 You're not in a good position. You don't have the cards right now. 244 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,800 With us, you start having cards. 245 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,080 Right now, you're playing cards. 246 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,520 You're playing cards. 247 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:28,140 You're gambling with the lives of millions of people. You're gambling with 248 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,099 War III. 249 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,720 You're gambling with World War III. 250 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:37,080 And what you're doing is very disrespectful to the country, this 251 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:41,780 It's back to you. Far more than a lot of people said they should have. 252 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:44,290 A lot of time. 253 00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:45,690 Even today. 254 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,189 Even today. 255 00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:50,650 You went to Pennsylvania and campaigned for the opposition in October. 256 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:55,210 Offer some words of appreciation for the United States of America and the 257 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:58,230 president who's trying to save your country. 258 00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:04,490 Please. You think that if you will speak very loudly about the war, you can... 259 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,429 He's not speaking loudly. 260 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:06,430 He's not speaking loudly. 261 00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,130 Your country is in big trouble. 262 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:10,570 Can I answer? No, no. You've done a lot of talking. 263 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,760 Your country is in big trouble. I know. You're not winning. I know. You're not 264 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:19,320 winning this. You have a damn good chance of coming out okay because of us. 265 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:23,400 President, we are staying in our country, staying strong from the very 266 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,680 of the war. We've been alone. 267 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,900 And we are thankful. I said thank you. You haven't been alone. In this cabinet. 268 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:32,120 You haven't been alone. We gave you, through this stupid president, $350 269 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:37,940 billion. We gave you military equipment. And you men are brave, but they had to 270 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:38,940 use our military. 271 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:44,080 If you didn't have our military equipment, if you didn't have our 272 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:48,980 equipment, this war would have been over in two weeks. In three days. I heard it 273 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:50,320 from Putin. In three days. 274 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,920 Maybe less. 275 00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:55,660 In two weeks. Of course, yes. It's going to be a very hard thing to do business 276 00:20:55,660 --> 00:21:01,400 like this, I tell you. Thank you. I said a lot of times thank you to American 277 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,000 people. Except that there are disagreements, and let's go litigate 278 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,720 disagreements rather than trying to fight it out in the American media when 279 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,689 you're wrong. 280 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:12,570 We know that you're wrong. But you see, I think it's good for the American 281 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:15,770 people to see what's going on out there. I think it's very important. That's why 282 00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:16,830 I kept this going so long. 283 00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:19,310 You have to be thankful. 284 00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:20,830 You don't have the cards. 285 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:22,570 You're buried there. 286 00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:24,290 People are dying. 287 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:28,830 You're running low on soldiers. Listen, you're running low on soldiers. 288 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:33,470 It would be a damn good thing. Then you tell us, I don't want to cease fire. 289 00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:34,670 I don't want to cease fire. 290 00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:36,490 I want to go, and I wanted this. 291 00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:37,850 Look. 292 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:41,550 If you could get a ceasefire right now, I'd tell you you'd take it so the 293 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:45,170 bullets stop flying and your men stop getting killed. Of course we want to 294 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:48,030 the war. But you're saying you don't want a ceasefire. But I said to you. I 295 00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:51,130 a ceasefire. We guarantee it. Because you'll get a ceasefire faster than a 296 00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:54,030 degree. Ask our people about a ceasefire. What do they think? 297 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:57,170 That wasn't with me. It doesn't matter for you what. That wasn't with me. 298 00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:03,770 Of course, there is another theory about what goes on in Donald's mind. 299 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,550 It could be that he's not a genius. 300 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,100 but thinks he is. 301 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:15,120 Really, he's just a former TV star with a huge ego who's making it all up as he 302 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,120 goes along. 303 00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:20,100 What if Russia breaks this fire? What are you saying? 304 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:23,360 She's asking what if Russia breaks this fire? 305 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,040 What if anything? 306 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:28,120 What if a bomb drops on your head right now? 307 00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:32,860 Okay? What if they broke it? I don't know. They broke it with Biden because 308 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:35,380 Biden, they didn't respect him. They didn't respect Obama. 309 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,260 They respect me. 310 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,200 You got to be more thankful. 311 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,020 Because let me tell you, you don't have the card. 312 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:44,820 With us, you have the card. 313 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,160 But without us, you don't have any card. 314 00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:53,020 All right. I think we've seen enough. What do you think? 315 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:57,240 This is going to be great television. I will say that. 316 00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:16,170 When it comes to understanding Donald Trump, you don't have to believe in any 317 00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:18,950 conspiracy, nor any genius strategy. 318 00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:26,990 Maybe he's 319 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:32,170 just a narcissist who thinks he's a genius, doesn't know too much about 320 00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:35,670 policy, and just makes it up as he goes along. 321 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:47,100 The reason he's gotten so far is he knows politics plays out on TV. 322 00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:54,240 Could that be why he's filled his cabinet with a bunch of former TV 323 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,240 personalities? 324 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,680 Check out this guy. 325 00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:23,260 Pete Hegseth is a former Fox TV news presenter who's now in charge of the 326 00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:24,260 military. 327 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:30,240 Are you worried that Donald Trump is looking at potential alternatives to 328 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,280 Mr. Hegseth? 329 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,760 He's accused of alcohol abuse and sexual misconduct. 330 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,080 which he denies. 331 00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:50,480 But that's all in the past, and Pete is looking to a safer future. 332 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:56,580 He and Donald have got a plan to make foreign policy less of a worry 333 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,940 We have been discussing this for a long time. Pete and I used to discuss it when 334 00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:06,160 I was going to go on a show that he did very well, tremendous ratings, but only 335 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,700 wanted to talk about with the military. He didn't want to talk about anything 336 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:11,680 else. We used to talk about this. Pete, go ahead. 337 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:16,220 Well, this right here, the Golden Dome for America, is game -changer. 338 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:21,040 It's a generational investment in the security of America and Americans. 339 00:25:21,340 --> 00:25:24,060 Our enemies, our adversaries, are going to pay a lot of attention to this. 340 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:30,100 The Golden Dome is a mighty shield that will repel any missile that's fired at 341 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:33,700 it. Thank you, Pete. Pete's doing a great job, by the way. Thank you very 342 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:34,820 Thank you very much. 343 00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:43,040 Israel has Iron Dome, but because it's Trump's America, it's golden. It's got 344 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,899 be golden, though. 345 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:47,800 This is never going to happen. It is a figment of Donald Trump's imagination. 346 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:58,600 It's a big change for Pete, from a studio at Fox to now deciding what to do 347 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,760 about all the crazy stuff going on in the world. 348 00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:07,000 Like these guys, the Hooties. 349 00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:12,660 an Iran -backed group who've been attacking ships in support of Gaza. 350 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:24,940 Donald has given the order to bomb those Houthis. 351 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:31,640 Only problem is, Pete Hegseth accidentally shared the battle plans 352 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,040 journalist when he put them on some kind of group chat. 353 00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:40,760 Truly a shocking security brief. I mean, when I read the news, I literally just 354 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,520 said, what the hell? I mean, I didn't know what else to say because I've never 355 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,000 seen or heard of anything like this before. 356 00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:50,180 Seems like something out of a farce, like out of a comedy. 357 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,420 Donald sends in the missiles. 358 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,300 But we'll have to wait and see what he does about Pete. 359 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:07,810 First, he has more pressing matters to attend to. 360 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,320 organized this entire event. She worked very, very hard on it. 361 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:45,660 Some people think it's not Putin, but one of those on this balcony that really 362 00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:48,760 has Trump's ear, his wife, Melania. 363 00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:50,060 Happy Easter. 364 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,100 What a beautiful crowd. 365 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:01,260 BJ was happy. It felt good to think of others. 366 00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:08,590 That night, PJ and Honey Bunny watched one Hoppy Bunny movie after another, 367 00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:15,690 after another, after another, until there were no Hoppy Bunny movies left to 368 00:28:15,690 --> 00:28:16,690 watch. 369 00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:19,110 They all fall asleep. 370 00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:21,590 The end. 371 00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:24,790 Thank you. 372 00:28:26,010 --> 00:28:27,710 Thank you. 373 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,820 But scandal clouds the celebrations. 374 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,700 More news has broken about Pete's hootie mishap. 375 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:45,220 It turns out he's also sent battle plans to his brother and his wife, Jenny. 376 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,640 Uh -oh. Looks like Pete has just got the news. 377 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:56,360 Mr. Secretary, help the Easter Egg Bowl, sir. Hey, we're happy to be here at the 378 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,920 Easter Egg Bowl, I'll tell you that. Good to be with the family. Beautiful 379 00:28:59,830 --> 00:29:02,690 And President Trump is changing the country. 380 00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:06,910 And he's creating opportunities for families all across America to better 381 00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:09,570 lives. That's what Making America Great Again is all about. 382 00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:18,110 You know, what a big surprise that a bunch of, a few leakers get fired and 383 00:29:18,110 --> 00:29:22,090 suddenly a bunch of hit pieces come out from the same media that peddled the 384 00:29:22,090 --> 00:29:23,090 Russia hoax. 385 00:29:23,490 --> 00:29:26,290 Won't get back their Pulitzers. They got Pulitzers for a bunch of lies. 386 00:29:27,270 --> 00:29:28,450 Pulitzers for a bunch of lies. 387 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,100 And as they peddle those lies, no one ever calls them on it. 388 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,340 This is what the media does. 389 00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:39,980 They take anonymous sources from disgruntled former employees, and then 390 00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:42,520 to splash and burn people and ruin their reputation. 391 00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:47,740 Not going to work with me, because we're changing the Defense Department, and 392 00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:52,340 anonymous smears from disgruntled former employees on old news doesn't matter. 393 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,660 So I'm happy to be here at the Easter Egg Roll with my dad and my kids, 394 00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:58,060 this is what we're doing it for. 395 00:29:58,620 --> 00:30:03,180 These kids right here. This is why we're fighting the fake news media. This is 396 00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:04,900 why we're fighting hoaxsters. 397 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:08,460 Hoaxsters. This group, no, no, no. This group right here. 398 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:09,680 Full of hoaxsters. 399 00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:13,520 I'm going to go roll some Easter eggs with my kids. Thank you very much. 400 00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:25,220 You keep 401 00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:27,320 saying you've got something. 402 00:30:30,510 --> 00:30:35,590 Donald heads overseas on a tour of allied nations in the Middle East. 403 00:30:41,370 --> 00:30:47,590 First stop, Saudi Arabia, to strike a deal with Mohammed bin Salman. 404 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:58,250 One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you. 405 00:31:03,770 --> 00:31:07,750 The Saudi crown prince ain't above having journalists killed. 406 00:31:08,890 --> 00:31:12,090 But for Donald, he rolls out the red carpet. 407 00:31:14,030 --> 00:31:19,270 Donald senses there's a deal to be done, and he really turns on the charm. 408 00:31:22,670 --> 00:31:23,489 I want to thank Mohammed. 409 00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:27,930 I want to thank you, Crown Prince, for the incredible welcome you've shown us. 410 00:31:28,050 --> 00:31:30,290 It's been an unbelievable stay. 411 00:31:30,970 --> 00:31:34,150 Incredible opportunities are within reach for this region. 412 00:31:34,730 --> 00:31:39,770 And the United States is very, very strong right now. We're a hot country, 413 00:31:39,770 --> 00:31:40,770 like you're a hot area. 414 00:31:41,390 --> 00:31:44,850 The whole world is watching us. Look at all the news over there, the fake news. 415 00:31:45,050 --> 00:31:48,470 Look at them. We have a special relationship. We have long had a special 416 00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:53,710 relationship. But it was an honor to spend a couple of days with you. And 417 00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:57,390 see you again soon. And I'll see you a lot. Thank you all very much. Thank you. 418 00:32:05,949 --> 00:32:11,910 Donald must have impressed him as he walks away with a $142 billion arms deal 419 00:32:11,910 --> 00:32:13,610 with the Saudi crown prince. 420 00:32:16,110 --> 00:32:19,050 And the rest of the tour is a huge success. 421 00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:23,890 A series of lavish receptions and ceremonial honors. 422 00:32:24,870 --> 00:32:29,510 But not everyone in that part of the world gets on like peas and carrots. 423 00:32:31,290 --> 00:32:33,530 There is a new war. 424 00:32:34,490 --> 00:32:39,890 Donald's old friend, Bibi Netanyahu, has bombed Iran, starting a war. 425 00:32:41,790 --> 00:32:44,830 And it looks like all hell could break loose. 426 00:32:47,590 --> 00:32:50,290 Donald has to decide what to do. 427 00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:56,030 But today, he's putting up two huge flags on the White House lawn. 428 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,740 You could say so. 429 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,760 They know what's happening. 430 00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:15,260 Maybe we could call it the ultimate ultimatum, right? 431 00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:23,860 You haven't answered questions about whether you believe the U .S. nuclear 432 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:26,820 explosion is breaking Iranian nuclear facilities. 433 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:30,980 Well, obviously I can't say that, right? You don't seriously think I'm going to 434 00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:31,959 answer that question? 435 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,060 Will you strike the Iranian nuclear? 436 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:37,400 And what time exactly, sir? 437 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,320 Sir, would you strike it? 438 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,140 Would you please inform us so we can be there and watch? 439 00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:46,480 You don't know that I'm going to even do it. You don't know. I may do it. I may 440 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,460 not do it. I mean, nobody knows what I'm going to do. 441 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,920 So, is he a genius playing the madman strategy? 442 00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:58,720 Some kind of puppet? 443 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,980 Or just an old TV star making it up? 444 00:34:07,150 --> 00:34:11,750 Maybe we'll find the answer to what goes on in his mind in what happens next. 445 00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:28,270 Thank you very much. 446 00:34:29,010 --> 00:34:34,370 We all know the great Prime Minister of the UK, and we just signed a document. 447 00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:41,139 Very important document. 448 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,139 It's a little windy out here. 449 00:34:43,739 --> 00:34:45,940 We just tied it, and it's done. 450 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,800 And so we have our trade agreement with the European Union. 451 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,199 This guy isn't actually the European Union. 452 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,360 Well, Donald, thanks very much. 453 00:34:57,820 --> 00:35:01,660 A really important day for both of us. Great people. Great people. 454 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:10,100 While Donald's at the G7 summit, things start really kicking off between Iran 455 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,120 and Israel. 456 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,020 So he tells folks he's got to leave early. 457 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,200 I wish I could stay for tomorrow, but they understand. 458 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,980 Is there a reason, Mr. President? 459 00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:36,300 Israel is waiting to see whether the U .S. will actually help. 460 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:43,060 Iran is preparing to retaliate if the United States joins the conflict. 461 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:09,460 Tonight I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military 462 00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:10,460 success. 463 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:15,660 Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally 464 00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:21,880 obliterated. Iran, the bully of the Middle East, must now make peace. 465 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:27,180 And I want to just thank everybody, and in particular, God. 466 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:32,060 I want to just say we love you, God, and we love our great military. Protect 467 00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:33,060 them. 468 00:36:33,210 --> 00:36:39,070 God bless the Middle East, God bless Israel, and God bless America. Thank you 469 00:36:39,070 --> 00:36:40,430 very much. Thank you. 470 00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:03,590 Iran backs down. 471 00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:10,790 The president just posted on Truth Social moments ago saying a ceasefire 472 00:37:10,790 --> 00:37:15,030 been fully agreed to by Israel and Iran. There will be a complete and total 473 00:37:15,030 --> 00:37:21,950 ceasefire. So Donald gets a ceasefire between Israel and Iran, which they 474 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:22,950 both then break. 475 00:37:23,270 --> 00:37:25,390 We basically have two countries. 476 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,620 that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck 477 00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:32,080 they're doing. Do you understand that? 478 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:38,100 But Donald makes a couple of calls, and within hours, the deal's back on track. 479 00:37:45,340 --> 00:37:50,820 After telling the Middle East who's boss, he hits up the NATO summit, where 480 00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:53,160 world leaders kowtow to him. 481 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,620 terrified of what he might do next. 482 00:37:58,660 --> 00:37:59,340 Whether 483 00:37:59,340 --> 00:38:08,620 he's 484 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:14,860 playing crazy or just pretending, seems Donald can be peacemaker using good old 485 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:15,860 brute force. 486 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,800 And with one peace deal under his belt. 487 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:28,060 He just gets on a roll. It's a big, beautiful honor to welcome everyone to 488 00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:33,980 White House for this very historic peace summit between Armenia and Azerbaijan. 489 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:41,040 We are standing here today with hearts full of appreciation for your 490 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:47,160 instrumental role in bringing the recent ceasefire between Cambodia and 491 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:51,180 Thailand. So I just arrived from Congo. 492 00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:55,780 President Trump is working hard to finally bring peace to the country. And 493 00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:57,120 that's so beautifully stated. 494 00:38:57,580 --> 00:39:00,640 And I shouldn't say this because it's politically incorrect. 495 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,500 She's beautiful and you are beautiful. 496 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:12,080 And Bibi Netanyahu, a man wanted for crimes against humanity, made Donald's 497 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,360 by nominating him for the Nobel Peace Prize. 498 00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:20,080 Mr. President, the letter I sent to the Nobel proximity. 499 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,340 Thank you very much. This I didn't know. 500 00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:33,300 Well, thank you very much. 501 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,440 Thank you. Coming from you in particular, this is very meaningful. 502 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,740 very much, Peter. Thank you. Thank you for everything you do. 503 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,799 Thank you. 504 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,800 It's a great honor. 505 00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:44,900 Thank you all very much. Thank you. Thank you. 506 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:57,640 Now lately, people have been raising concerns about Donald's health. 507 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,300 He's almost 80, after all. 508 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,000 Some folks think he might be covering something up. 509 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,260 Maybe 510 00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:19,000 getting 511 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:24,420 closer to those pearly gates, or the other place, has gotten Donald really 512 00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:27,680 thinking about the kind of world he wants to leave behind. 513 00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:33,440 As president, my highest aspiration is to bring peace and stability to the 514 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,440 world. 515 00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:38,520 If I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons. 516 00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:42,700 I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I'm hearing I'm not doing 517 00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:45,120 Donald almost sounds sincere. 518 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:51,600 But if world peace is this old man's aim, he's got one promise still to 519 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:04,960 And for that, it's time to meet up with an old acquaintance, Vladimir Putin. 520 00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:09,320 There's nothing set in stone. 521 00:41:09,740 --> 00:41:12,480 I want certain things. I want to see a ceasefire. 522 00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:16,300 I want the killing to stop. I'm in this to stop the killing, but I'm not going 523 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:17,600 to be happy if it's not today. 524 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,300 Vladimir's been losing 1 ,000 troops a day in Ukraine. 525 00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:33,620 With over a million dead or injured so far, maybe the time has come to end the 526 00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:34,820 war after all. 527 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:41,360 Flying into Alaska right now and into the history books. 528 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:50,340 Donald gives Vladimir the red carpet treatment when they meet up in Alaska. 529 00:41:51,530 --> 00:41:56,110 The sight of Donald's boys on their knees before the Russian leader doesn't 530 00:41:56,110 --> 00:41:58,270 down all that well in Kyiv. 531 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:03,710 But Donald don't seem too bothered about those folks. 532 00:42:04,650 --> 00:42:09,170 After all, Ukraine ain't even invited to their own peace summit. 533 00:42:25,670 --> 00:42:30,750 The world is on the edge of its seat as these two men meet in person for the 534 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,310 first time in years. 535 00:42:48,350 --> 00:42:53,990 Having bullied the rest of the world into doing things his way, this time... 536 00:42:54,330 --> 00:42:58,490 Donald's going toe -to -toe with one of the world's most ruthless operators. 537 00:43:00,890 --> 00:43:05,490 But Donald's always said there's nothing untoward in his relationship with 538 00:43:05,490 --> 00:43:06,490 Vladimir. 539 00:43:06,910 --> 00:43:11,430 It's just that you have to keep people close if you're going to get a deal 540 00:43:15,110 --> 00:43:17,770 It's time to play Deal or No Deal. 541 00:43:29,710 --> 00:43:32,030 The talks end quicker than anyone expects. 542 00:43:32,970 --> 00:43:36,710 They didn't even get to have lunch. 543 00:43:38,150 --> 00:43:39,150 The result? 544 00:43:41,230 --> 00:43:43,070 We haven't quite gotten there. 545 00:43:43,770 --> 00:43:46,530 So there's no deal until there's a deal. 546 00:43:46,810 --> 00:43:47,810 No deal. 547 00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:51,810 Mr. President, I'd like to thank you very much, and we'll speak to you very 548 00:43:51,810 --> 00:43:53,690 and probably see you again very soon. 549 00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:55,690 Thank you very much, Vladimir. 550 00:43:56,330 --> 00:43:58,170 Next time in Moscow. 551 00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:04,550 Oh, that's an interesting one. I'll get a little heat on that one, but I can see 552 00:44:04,550 --> 00:44:08,150 it possibly happening. Thank you very much, Vladimir. And thank you all. Thank 553 00:44:08,150 --> 00:44:10,410 you. Thank you. Thank you so much. 554 00:44:13,170 --> 00:44:16,110 No one knows what really went down in private. 555 00:44:17,010 --> 00:44:19,430 But it's not the result Donald wanted. 556 00:44:21,830 --> 00:44:26,210 And Vladimir seems to have enjoyed his visit to Alaska. 557 00:44:26,810 --> 00:44:29,250 They had a meeting that lasted nearly three hours. 558 00:44:29,590 --> 00:44:33,770 And that gets people wondering, what's really going on? 559 00:44:35,230 --> 00:44:38,130 There's going to be a ton of speculation about what happened when they were 560 00:44:38,130 --> 00:44:40,010 alone in the beast and who said what to who. 561 00:44:40,850 --> 00:44:45,550 That meeting could have been Vladimir Putin just saying he's not going to leak 562 00:44:45,550 --> 00:44:49,330 any bad information intelligence services have on Trump. But you've got 563 00:44:49,330 --> 00:44:50,330 nice with me. 564 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:55,330 It's pretty obvious that there's a hold here. 565 00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:57,600 There's a hold on Donald Trump. 566 00:45:00,340 --> 00:45:07,220 Well, whatever happened that day, he continued to 567 00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:09,680 bombard Ukraine harder than ever. 568 00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:19,020 And not to be outdone, Netanyahu does the same in Gaza. 569 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:32,600 Seems whatever strategy Donald's been playing, acting the madman or being one 570 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:39,240 for real, trying to be the star of the show by bringing peace, or just 571 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:44,460 trying to find a way to heaven any way he can, it don't seem like it's going 572 00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:45,760 exactly to plan. 573 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:51,100 This was the moment an Israeli airstrike blasted Doha on Tuesday. 574 00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:56,020 I'm not thrilled about the whole situation. It's not a good situation. 575 00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:01,440 Is the president upset with Netanyahu now? The president made his thoughts and 576 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,300 concerns about this very clear. 577 00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:09,060 Three years to go, folks, until the next election. 578 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,240 Assuming there still are elections. 579 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,300 Perhaps he needs to get some advice from these guys. 580 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:26,200 Their soap opera is full of unmissable moments and always gets another season. 581 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,920 Whatever's going on in Donald's head, one thing's for certain. 582 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:56,100 The world is watching and waiting for the next plot twist in this real -life 583 00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:57,100 drama. 49896

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