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Last week, Donald and Melania arrived in Britain for an unprecedented second

state visit.

They got the royal treatment.

And Donald took center stage.

The bond of kinship and identity between America and the United Kingdom is

priceless.

We are, as a country, as you know, doing unbelievably well. We had a very

sick country one year ago, and today I believe we're the hottest country

anywhere in the world.

Seems Donald's feeling on top of the world.

The artwork.

I saw more paintings than any human being has ever seen. And statues.

But they treated us great. They treated our country great.

Donald J. Trump is back in the White House.

But this time he's doing it his way.

conducting his presidency entirely in front of the TV cameras,

as he plays the starring role in the greatest

political soap opera in history.

It's the first TV show that affects all our lives, and the whole world is

watching. This is going to be great television, I will say that.

What really goes on inside Donald Trump's mind?

Maybe the most interesting aspect of all is his foreign policy.

It could be the wildest, most outlandish, boldest, craziest foreign

any president ever.

So what's he up to?

Would you agree that it's a more aggressive foreign policy than your

It's more aggressive.

It's better. We're making our country larger.

We're making our country stronger.

My first term I was fighting everybody because they were very aggressive toward

me. This time it's much more they've lost their confidence. So I have more

to do what I want to do. He says he wants Greenland. We need Greenland

of national security.

International security, world security, world peace.

And he wants Canada.

Now, I love the people of Canada. We have a great relationship.

But if they became our 51st state, it would be the greatest thing they could

ever do. Think of how beautiful that country would be without that artificial

line running right through it. Somebody drew it many years ago with a ruler,

just a line.

And he wants Gaza.

I'm committed to buying and owning Gaza.

And think of it as a big real estate site.

And today, he's making a special announcement.

Even bigger than the Super Bowl. This is a big thing.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you could please direct your attention out the

side of the aircraft.

Air Force One is currently in international waters.

There's time in history flying over the recently renamed Gulf of America.

Please enjoy the flight. And we are now about to head westbound to Super Bowl

59.

Wow, he did that well.

Some say he's pretending to be crazy.

The so -called madman theory of foreign policy.

Just a strategy to get what he wants.

Others say he really is crazy.

Others think he's a little too close to Vladimir Putin.

Those are some of the contenders for what goes on inside his head.

See what you think.

Let's start with the idea that he's a bit of a genius, acting crazy.

We must, as a nation, be more unpredictable.

We are totally predictable.

We're sending troops, we tell them. We're sending something else, we have a

conference. We have to be unpredictable.

And we have to be unpredictable starting now.

Nobody was expecting Trump would offer to take over Gaza as part of America.

Why would they want to return? The place has been hell.

It's been one of the meanest, one of the meanest, toughest places on Earth.

Everybody I've spoken to loves the idea of the United States owning that piece

of land.

We have an opportunity to do something that could be phenomenal.

And I don't want to be cute. I don't want to be a wise guy. But the Riviera

the Middle East, this could be something that could be so bad. This could be so

magnificent. Thank you all very much.

He even reposts an intriguing artificial intelligence vision of what Trump's

Gaza could look like.

With some surprising guest appearances.

So what's going on?

Well, it could all be a strategy.

The old madman theory of foreign policy, used by Henry Kissinger for

President Richard Nixon.

You've talked about what has been called the madman theory. Unless you negotiate

in a serious way, Nixon is just erratic enough that he might do something

dangerous. Do you think they were afraid of you?

Oh, yes.

Well, they were afraid of me, though, not because of my appearances and not

because of my speeches, but because what I had done.

Their idea was to act crazy, to terrify their enemies, and make themselves

impossible to predict.

He's on the roof.

He's on the roof.

Mr. President, what are you doing up there?

Okay, so maybe it's some kind of strategic genius. Trump keeps everyone

back foot. You never know what he's going to do next.

And if they can't predict him, he can outwit everybody else.

Could this explain his supposed interest in invading Greenland?

With everything going on in the world, it does seem strange to send the Vice

President to a U .S. base on this icy tundra.

Not in here.

All right.

Here we go.

Hi, Sam.

Hi, we just landed.

There's no Wi -Fi, and I can't touch.

So it comes full.

Hey, guys,

how we doing? Please, at ease.

At ease.

Good Lord. Sit down and eat. Sit down and eat. Don't let the vice president

you guys from getting your job here.

How we doing?

It's cold as shit here. If

it is a madman strategy,

it seems to be working.

Even America's allies look nervous.

Thank you very much. It's a great honor to have Prime Minister Starmer in the

Oval Office.

It's a very special place and he's a special man. And the United Kingdom is

This is a wonderful country. We get along very famously, as you would say.

And I'm very impressed with him and very impressed with his wife.

I must say she's a beautiful, great woman.

And I said, I said, I said, you're very lucky.

He's very lucky. And I'll always be with the British. OK, I'll always be with

them. But they don't need help.

You look at their career. You have done very well over the years, haven't you?

We have. I'm very proud of our country. But we've also always been backing each

other up.

Could you take on Russia by yourselves?

Well... All right, one or two more. The Mad Men strategy seems to be a real

contender for what Trump's up to.

But there are a couple of other folks who have a more sinister explanation.

We've put together a great cabinet. We're going to solve a lot of problems.

We're doing very well with Russia, Ukraine.

President Zelensky is going to be coming on Friday.

That's now confirmed. And we're going to be signing an agreement.

All the deals that you've done in your life, all the people you've sat across

from and negotiated with, is President Putin distinct in any way?

He's a very smart guy.

He's a very cunning person.

I've dealt with some people that I've dealt with some really bad people.

Now, President Putin used to be head of the Russian intelligence service, the

FSB.

And it's suggested by some media folk that Putin could have something on the

president.

Imagine if the Putin government somehow could just do a thought experiment.

Imagine they could somehow exert control or influence over the

government of the United States.

What do you think the Putin government would have the U .S. government do if he

could control it?

What kind of headlines would you expect to see about the operations of our

government under that kind of scenario?

For those who do think there's something going on here, There's some examples

they often point to.

Donald swears in his hand -picked Attorney General, Pam Bondi.

On her first day in the job, she shuts down the FBI team who look into Russian

influence on American elections.

And the sanctions on Russia?

She gets rid of the team trying to enforce them.

And America's spy agency, the CIA?

Well, Donald takes an axe to that.

And he pulls the plug on support for the electricity supply of Ukraine.

And I want to congratulate Pam. She's worked hard, so hard, and unbelievably

fair and unbelievably good at law enforcement. I just want to congratulate

Very special person.

The last time Donald was president, there was an investigation into his

campaign's ties with Russia.

The investigation uncovered a web of Russian interference and repeated

with his inner circle.

But it didn't find evidence of a criminal conspiracy.

Donald's always called the whole Russia thing a hoax and claimed the report

cleared him.

He doubled down during a bumpy ride in the back of the beast.

There's no collusion and essentially a ruling that no obstruction.

And they keep going with it. You know what? People are angry about it.

I don't think that's what he found. Well, we don't have time for that. Now

talk about it later. Excuse me. He found no collusion and he didn't find

anything having to do with obstruction because they made a ruling based on his

findings and they said no obstruction. He didn't examine collusion. He laid out

evidence of obstruction. But were you trying to say now that there was

collusion, even though he said there is no collusion?

He didn't think there was no collusion. He said he didn't look at George. The

report said no collusion. Did you read the report? Yes, I did. And you should

read it too. Come on, let's go.

Thing is, Trump's national security guy pleaded guilty to lying to the

FBI about how close he was to the Russians.

And you know, Trump's campaign manager.

He even went to jail for keeping his Russia links quiet.

They've both since been given a full pardon by Donald J. Trump.

Now Zelensky, whose country has been invaded by Russia, arrives at the White

House.

Ukraine has had almost half a million people killed or injured.

and tens of thousands of their children abducted by the Russians.

Donald plans to have him sign away his mineral rights.

Before sorting out a deal, he gives him a tour of the Oval Office.

I'd say George

Washington, Abraham Lincoln.

I hope I'll be known and recognized as a peacemaker. This would be a great thing

to solve. This is a very dangerous situation.

You know, this could lead to a third world war.

I'm going to respond to this. Look, for four years in the United States of

America, we had a president who stood up at press conferences and talked tough

about Vladimir Putin.

And then Putin invaded Ukraine and destroyed a significant chunk of the

The path to peace.

and the path to prosperity is maybe engaging in diplomacy.

That's what President Trump is doing.

Can I ask you?

Sure. Yeah? So, Putin, he occupied big parts of Ukraine on 2014.

2015.

2014. 2014.

Well, 2014.

Yeah, yeah. I was not here. Yeah, but... That's exactly right.

Yeah, but I find with him, he's fine. But after that, he broken this fire.

What kind of diplomacy, J .D., you are speaking about?

What do you mean?

I'm talking about the kind of diplomacy that's going to end the destruction of

your country. Yes, but if you are not... Mr. President, with respect, I think

it's disrespectful for you to come to the Oval Office and try to litigate this

in front of the American media. Right now, you guys are going around and

conscripts to the front lines because you have manpower problems. You should

thanking the president for trying to bring it into this conflict. Have you

been to Ukraine that you say what problems we have?

I have been to... Come once. I've actually watched and seen the stories,

know what happens is you bring people, you bring them on a propaganda tour, Mr.

President. Do you disagree that you've had problems bringing people into your

military? We have problems. And do you think that it's respectful to come to

Oval Office of the United States of America and attack the administration

is trying to prevent the destruction of your country? A lot of questions.

Let's start from the beginning. Sure. First of all, during the war, Everybody

has problems.

Even you. But you have nice ocean. And don't feel now.

But you will feel it in the future.

God bless. You don't know that. God bless. God bless. You will not have the

Don't tell us what we're going to feel. We're trying to solve a problem.

Don't tell us what we're going to feel. I'm not telling you. Because you're in

no position to dictate that. Remember this.

You're in no position to dictate what we're going to feel.

We're going to feel very good.

We're going to feel very good and very strong.

You're right now not in a very good position.

You've allowed yourself to be in a very bad position, and he happens to be right

about it.

You're not in a good position. You don't have the cards right now.

With us, you start having cards.

Right now, you're playing cards.

You're playing cards.

You're gambling with the lives of millions of people. You're gambling with

War III.

You're gambling with World War III.

And what you're doing is very disrespectful to the country, this

It's back to you. Far more than a lot of people said they should have.

A lot of time.

Even today.

Even today.

You went to Pennsylvania and campaigned for the opposition in October.

Offer some words of appreciation for the United States of America and the

president who's trying to save your country.

Please. You think that if you will speak very loudly about the war, you can...

He's not speaking loudly.

He's not speaking loudly.

Your country is in big trouble.

Can I answer? No, no. You've done a lot of talking.

Your country is in big trouble. I know. You're not winning. I know. You're not

winning this. You have a damn good chance of coming out okay because of us.

President, we are staying in our country, staying strong from the very

of the war. We've been alone.

And we are thankful. I said thank you. You haven't been alone. In this cabinet.

You haven't been alone. We gave you, through this stupid president, $350

billion. We gave you military equipment. And you men are brave, but they had to

use our military.

If you didn't have our military equipment, if you didn't have our

equipment, this war would have been over in two weeks. In three days. I heard it

from Putin. In three days.

Maybe less.

In two weeks. Of course, yes. It's going to be a very hard thing to do business

like this, I tell you. Thank you. I said a lot of times thank you to American

people. Except that there are disagreements, and let's go litigate

disagreements rather than trying to fight it out in the American media when

you're wrong.

We know that you're wrong. But you see, I think it's good for the American

people to see what's going on out there. I think it's very important. That's why

I kept this going so long.

You have to be thankful.

You don't have the cards.

You're buried there.

People are dying.

You're running low on soldiers. Listen, you're running low on soldiers.

It would be a damn good thing. Then you tell us, I don't want to cease fire.

I don't want to cease fire.

I want to go, and I wanted this.

Look.

If you could get a ceasefire right now, I'd tell you you'd take it so the

bullets stop flying and your men stop getting killed. Of course we want to

the war. But you're saying you don't want a ceasefire. But I said to you. I

a ceasefire. We guarantee it. Because you'll get a ceasefire faster than a

degree. Ask our people about a ceasefire. What do they think?

That wasn't with me. It doesn't matter for you what. That wasn't with me.

Of course, there is another theory about what goes on in Donald's mind.

It could be that he's not a genius.

but thinks he is.

Really, he's just a former TV star with a huge ego who's making it all up as he

goes along.

What if Russia breaks this fire? What are you saying?

She's asking what if Russia breaks this fire?

What if anything?

What if a bomb drops on your head right now?

Okay? What if they broke it? I don't know. They broke it with Biden because

Biden, they didn't respect him. They didn't respect Obama.

They respect me.

You got to be more thankful.

Because let me tell you, you don't have the card.

With us, you have the card.

But without us, you don't have any card.

All right. I think we've seen enough. What do you think?

This is going to be great television. I will say that.

When it comes to understanding Donald Trump, you don't have to believe in any

conspiracy, nor any genius strategy.

Maybe he's

just a narcissist who thinks he's a genius, doesn't know too much about

policy, and just makes it up as he goes along.

The reason he's gotten so far is he knows politics plays out on TV.

Could that be why he's filled his cabinet with a bunch of former TV

personalities?

Check out this guy.

Pete Hegseth is a former Fox TV news presenter who's now in charge of the

military.

Are you worried that Donald Trump is looking at potential alternatives to

Mr. Hegseth?

He's accused of alcohol abuse and sexual misconduct.

which he denies.

But that's all in the past, and Pete is looking to a safer future.

He and Donald have got a plan to make foreign policy less of a worry

We have been discussing this for a long time. Pete and I used to discuss it when

I was going to go on a show that he did very well, tremendous ratings, but only

wanted to talk about with the military. He didn't want to talk about anything

else. We used to talk about this. Pete, go ahead.

Well, this right here, the Golden Dome for America, is game -changer.

It's a generational investment in the security of America and Americans.

Our enemies, our adversaries, are going to pay a lot of attention to this.

The Golden Dome is a mighty shield that will repel any missile that's fired at

it. Thank you, Pete. Pete's doing a great job, by the way. Thank you very

Thank you very much.

Israel has Iron Dome, but because it's Trump's America, it's golden. It's got

be golden, though.

This is never going to happen. It is a figment of Donald Trump's imagination.

It's a big change for Pete, from a studio at Fox to now deciding what to do

about all the crazy stuff going on in the world.

Like these guys, the Hooties.

an Iran -backed group who've been attacking ships in support of Gaza.

Donald has given the order to bomb those Houthis.

Only problem is, Pete Hegseth accidentally shared the battle plans

journalist when he put them on some kind of group chat.

Truly a shocking security brief. I mean, when I read the news, I literally just

said, what the hell? I mean, I didn't know what else to say because I've never

seen or heard of anything like this before.

Seems like something out of a farce, like out of a comedy.

Donald sends in the missiles.

But we'll have to wait and see what he does about Pete.

First, he has more pressing matters to attend to.

organized this entire event. She worked very, very hard on it.

Some people think it's not Putin, but one of those on this balcony that really

has Trump's ear, his wife, Melania.

Happy Easter.

What a beautiful crowd.

BJ was happy. It felt good to think of others.

That night, PJ and Honey Bunny watched one Hoppy Bunny movie after another,

after another, after another, until there were no Hoppy Bunny movies left to

watch.

They all fall asleep.

The end.

Thank you.

Thank you.

But scandal clouds the celebrations.

More news has broken about Pete's hootie mishap.

It turns out he's also sent battle plans to his brother and his wife, Jenny.

Uh -oh. Looks like Pete has just got the news.

Mr. Secretary, help the Easter Egg Bowl, sir. Hey, we're happy to be here at the

Easter Egg Bowl, I'll tell you that. Good to be with the family. Beautiful

And President Trump is changing the country.

And he's creating opportunities for families all across America to better

lives. That's what Making America Great Again is all about.

You know, what a big surprise that a bunch of, a few leakers get fired and

suddenly a bunch of hit pieces come out from the same media that peddled the

Russia hoax.

Won't get back their Pulitzers. They got Pulitzers for a bunch of lies.

Pulitzers for a bunch of lies.

And as they peddle those lies, no one ever calls them on it.

This is what the media does.

They take anonymous sources from disgruntled former employees, and then

to splash and burn people and ruin their reputation.

Not going to work with me, because we're changing the Defense Department, and

anonymous smears from disgruntled former employees on old news doesn't matter.

So I'm happy to be here at the Easter Egg Roll with my dad and my kids,

this is what we're doing it for.

These kids right here. This is why we're fighting the fake news media. This is

why we're fighting hoaxsters.

Hoaxsters. This group, no, no, no. This group right here.

Full of hoaxsters.

I'm going to go roll some Easter eggs with my kids. Thank you very much.

You keep

saying you've got something.

Donald heads overseas on a tour of allied nations in the Middle East.

First stop, Saudi Arabia, to strike a deal with Mohammed bin Salman.

One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

The Saudi crown prince ain't above having journalists killed.

But for Donald, he rolls out the red carpet.

Donald senses there's a deal to be done, and he really turns on the charm.

I want to thank Mohammed.

I want to thank you, Crown Prince, for the incredible welcome you've shown us.

It's been an unbelievable stay.

Incredible opportunities are within reach for this region.

And the United States is very, very strong right now. We're a hot country,

like you're a hot area.

The whole world is watching us. Look at all the news over there, the fake news.

Look at them. We have a special relationship. We have long had a special

relationship. But it was an honor to spend a couple of days with you. And

see you again soon. And I'll see you a lot. Thank you all very much. Thank you.

Donald must have impressed him as he walks away with a $142 billion arms deal

with the Saudi crown prince.

And the rest of the tour is a huge success.

A series of lavish receptions and ceremonial honors.

But not everyone in that part of the world gets on like peas and carrots.

There is a new war.

Donald's old friend, Bibi Netanyahu, has bombed Iran, starting a war.

And it looks like all hell could break loose.

Donald has to decide what to do.

But today, he's putting up two huge flags on the White House lawn.

You could say so.

They know what's happening.

Maybe we could call it the ultimate ultimatum, right?

You haven't answered questions about whether you believe the U .S. nuclear

explosion is breaking Iranian nuclear facilities.

Well, obviously I can't say that, right? You don't seriously think I'm going to

answer that question?

Will you strike the Iranian nuclear?

And what time exactly, sir?

Sir, would you strike it?

Would you please inform us so we can be there and watch?

You don't know that I'm going to even do it. You don't know. I may do it. I may

not do it. I mean, nobody knows what I'm going to do.

So, is he a genius playing the madman strategy?

Some kind of puppet?

Or just an old TV star making it up?

Maybe we'll find the answer to what goes on in his mind in what happens next.

Thank you very much.

We all know the great Prime Minister of the UK, and we just signed a document.

Very important document.

It's a little windy out here.

We just tied it, and it's done.

And so we have our trade agreement with the European Union.

This guy isn't actually the European Union.

Well, Donald, thanks very much.

A really important day for both of us. Great people. Great people.

While Donald's at the G7 summit, things start really kicking off between Iran

and Israel.

So he tells folks he's got to leave early.

I wish I could stay for tomorrow, but they understand.

Is there a reason, Mr. President?

Israel is waiting to see whether the U .S. will actually help.

Iran is preparing to retaliate if the United States joins the conflict.

Tonight I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military

success.

Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally

obliterated. Iran, the bully of the Middle East, must now make peace.

And I want to just thank everybody, and in particular, God.

I want to just say we love you, God, and we love our great military. Protect

them.

God bless the Middle East, God bless Israel, and God bless America. Thank you

very much. Thank you.

Iran backs down.

The president just posted on Truth Social moments ago saying a ceasefire

been fully agreed to by Israel and Iran. There will be a complete and total

ceasefire. So Donald gets a ceasefire between Israel and Iran, which they

both then break.

We basically have two countries.

that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck

they're doing. Do you understand that?

But Donald makes a couple of calls, and within hours, the deal's back on track.

After telling the Middle East who's boss, he hits up the NATO summit, where

world leaders kowtow to him.

terrified of what he might do next.

Whether

he's

playing crazy or just pretending, seems Donald can be peacemaker using good old

brute force.

And with one peace deal under his belt.

He just gets on a roll. It's a big, beautiful honor to welcome everyone to

White House for this very historic peace summit between Armenia and Azerbaijan.

We are standing here today with hearts full of appreciation for your

instrumental role in bringing the recent ceasefire between Cambodia and

Thailand. So I just arrived from Congo.

President Trump is working hard to finally bring peace to the country. And

that's so beautifully stated.

And I shouldn't say this because it's politically incorrect.

She's beautiful and you are beautiful.

And Bibi Netanyahu, a man wanted for crimes against humanity, made Donald's

by nominating him for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Mr. President, the letter I sent to the Nobel proximity.

Thank you very much. This I didn't know.

Well, thank you very much.

Thank you. Coming from you in particular, this is very meaningful.

very much, Peter. Thank you. Thank you for everything you do.

Thank you.

It's a great honor.

Thank you all very much. Thank you. Thank you.

Now lately, people have been raising concerns about Donald's health.

He's almost 80, after all.

Some folks think he might be covering something up.

Maybe

getting

closer to those pearly gates, or the other place, has gotten Donald really

thinking about the kind of world he wants to leave behind.

As president, my highest aspiration is to bring peace and stability to the

world.

If I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.

I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I'm hearing I'm not doing

Donald almost sounds sincere.

But if world peace is this old man's aim, he's got one promise still to

And for that, it's time to meet up with an old acquaintance, Vladimir Putin.

There's nothing set in stone.

I want certain things. I want to see a ceasefire.

I want the killing to stop. I'm in this to stop the killing, but I'm not going

to be happy if it's not today.

Vladimir's been losing 1 ,000 troops a day in Ukraine.

With over a million dead or injured so far, maybe the time has come to end the

war after all.

Flying into Alaska right now and into the history books.

Donald gives Vladimir the red carpet treatment when they meet up in Alaska.

The sight of Donald's boys on their knees before the Russian leader doesn't

down all that well in Kyiv.

But Donald don't seem too bothered about those folks.

After all, Ukraine ain't even invited to their own peace summit.

The world is on the edge of its seat as these two men meet in person for the

first time in years.

Having bullied the rest of the world into doing things his way, this time...

Donald's going toe -to -toe with one of the world's most ruthless operators.

But Donald's always said there's nothing untoward in his relationship with

Vladimir.

It's just that you have to keep people close if you're going to get a deal

It's time to play Deal or No Deal.

The talks end quicker than anyone expects.

They didn't even get to have lunch.

The result?

We haven't quite gotten there.

So there's no deal until there's a deal.

No deal.

Mr. President, I'd like to thank you very much, and we'll speak to you very

and probably see you again very soon.

Thank you very much, Vladimir.

Next time in Moscow.

Oh, that's an interesting one. I'll get a little heat on that one, but I can see

it possibly happening. Thank you very much, Vladimir. And thank you all. Thank

you. Thank you. Thank you so much.

No one knows what really went down in private.

But it's not the result Donald wanted.

And Vladimir seems to have enjoyed his visit to Alaska.

They had a meeting that lasted nearly three hours.

And that gets people wondering, what's really going on?

There's going to be a ton of speculation about what happened when they were

alone in the beast and who said what to who.

That meeting could have been Vladimir Putin just saying he's not going to leak

any bad information intelligence services have on Trump. But you've got

nice with me.

It's pretty obvious that there's a hold here.

There's a hold on Donald Trump.

Well, whatever happened that day, he continued to

bombard Ukraine harder than ever.

And not to be outdone, Netanyahu does the same in Gaza.

Seems whatever strategy Donald's been playing, acting the madman or being one

for real, trying to be the star of the show by bringing peace, or just

trying to find a way to heaven any way he can, it don't seem like it's going

exactly to plan.

This was the moment an Israeli airstrike blasted Doha on Tuesday.

I'm not thrilled about the whole situation. It's not a good situation.

Is the president upset with Netanyahu now? The president made his thoughts and

concerns about this very clear.

Three years to go, folks, until the next election.

Assuming there still are elections.

Perhaps he needs to get some advice from these guys.

Their soap opera is full of unmissable moments and always gets another season.

Whatever's going on in Donald's head, one thing's for certain.

The world is watching and waiting for the next plot twist in this real -life

drama.