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The night is beautiful I'm getting naughty

The heart is lonely I'm calling to you

The night is beautiful I'm getting naughty

Gafoor!

Gafoor bhai!

Gafoor! Gafoor!

Gafoor!

Gafoor!

Gafoor!

Gafoor!

Gafoo--

I've been hiding from bloody cops for years. And this asshole's going Gafoor,

Gafoor, Gafoor in the mike. Is he nuts.

He "was" nuts.

Yeah!

-Yeah, sir. Totally! -Gafoor!

Here I stand before you

I never learned to bow down

Against the fiercest hurricane

I'm that stubborn flame that won't go out

I'm faster than the tearing wind

Is there anyone like me?

They say, don't be so arrogant

But I'm never going to change my ways

To all these superstars

I just want to say

That all over this world

Talking to Freddy is not an option.

Thanks anyway.

Sign this.

Good man.

-How did you? -Show me.

Just used my charm and he agreed.

-Oh man you're amazing! -Oh!

You ass, how did you manage to do it? Huh?

I'm… I'm getting tickled. I'm--

Hey!

-Damn, are your feet flying? -I'm getting ticked!

I'm getting-- Tickled--

It's not fake is it? You'll end up in jail.

Who cares Sanya! Give me a pen. I'll sign it.

Pen…

Pen, I?

Why's your manager always so unprepared, bro.

Do you even know how to use a pen?

I know how to use a pen much better than you.

Oh, what are you fighting for!

He just signed a fucking contract. Let's go and party.

You got it man.

Finally.

Give me a hug.

Aasmaan! Ask your friend to join us too?

Look at his smile. He's blushing.

Hey, you're coming with us.

Karishma?

Why are you sitting there like a '90s villain?

Where are you going?

I'm going out for drinks.

-With? -With some friends. Aasmaan and gang.

Sorry, sweetheart. You can't.

Why not?

I didn't mean it like that.

I invited Sameer to dinner. And he's on his way.

You should have told me that earlier, Papa.

I was so disturbed after watching that video, I thought, I…

But, it's okay.

You go out and have fun.

And don't worry. I'll tell him you're busy.

No, it's alright.

Let him come over.

Love you, darling.

Love you too.

Yes, uncle?

Come over for dinner.

Ah, I've already eaten.

Eat again.

Ah, ah…

Good boy!

I'm so sorry, Aasmaan, I can't make it tonight.

Something came up with my Dad, and…

Okay. I, guess I'll see you tomorrow, at the script reading.

Okay. Pick me up at eight o'clock.

We can rehearse at, Boho.

See you tomorrow.

See you. Bye.

Did she can?

She was never coming, bro.

Not to this side of the city.

These fancy brands chill in the other side of the city. You know, the posh side.

Hi. Can I buy you a drink?

Sorry. I don't drink.

Hmm. Your loss.

No, lis…, are you out of your mind?

Bro, that drink's way out of your league. This one in, drink it up.

Two shots, please!

So many girls around make some love, baby!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

She's a female lover.

LGBTQ.

Q? What do you mean Q? All letters matter okay.

26 years ago, after the disappearance

of Cyrus Sodawallah, it was his son Freddy Sodawallah who

stepped in to lead the company.

Today, 45 years since its founding this company

stands on the brink of bankruptcy, crippled by its failure to deliver

films despite raising massive funds from Chintamani Group.

The end of an era.

So, when are you moving out?

I need the space.

You're bringing down the real estate value.

Technically, I have three more days before

the company is dissolved.

What will you do in three days?

What you couldn't do your whole life.

Really?

What?

Put up my feet and relax.

How dare you!

Who the hell do you think you are?

You wasted my money, you wasted my time,

and you also ruined your father's reputation!

Hey, hey, hey, Freddy! Motherfucker! Hey, hey, hey, fucker, just stop it!

I'll destroy you, motherfucker! Damn you! You son of a bitch!

Come back in three days.

Hey!

Fuck you!

Didn't you say you were looking for something new?

I've found a song that's unconventional yet rooted.

Sir, this song is already blowing up the internet.

Basically, raw Punjabi rock with a modern twist.

Hmm. Interesting. Who's the song writer?

Uh, Adam and Avtar.

Avtar? Who the fuck is Avtar?

How would you know What my life was before

The world against me Me against the world

Oh, how would you know What my life was before

The world against me Me against the world

Now I have a heart of stone

Living by God's will alone

I'm carefree now, all my fears have flown

The selfish world counts its ains

All were deaf to my cries of pain

I walked away, having broken my chains

All around me, it seems

Lives the angel of my dreams

In the blue sky I see God's face

And I've found my grace

I'll bring down every wall Bend the wind to my whim

I've found my high in the will to win

How would you know What my life was before

The world against me Me against the world

Uncle Av!

Oh, I feel like I've been violated.

-Guess what. -Huh?

I just got a call from the Dharma office.

Aasmaan signed another film?

No, but you might have just.

What?

Karan Johar has asked for a meeting with Adam and you.

What the hell are you saying?

Fuck, yes!

Fuck, yes!

Guys! Guys! It's just a meeting. Nothing's confirmed yet.

Hey…

You know, you never know!

I can stop taking the meds in two months.

The doctor said, that I'm going to be fine.

And you know what, I'm even allowed a couple

of drinks a week.

Really? Did the doctor really say that?

Ofcourse! They put a whiskey in the IV, straight into the blood stream.

Neeta, you need to get me one of those!

Hey, Rajat! Bloody free loader!

Like you're a millionaire, fucker!

-I'm going to be millionaire soon. -You planning to rob a bank?

-Karan Johar wants my song. -We locked the deal.

-Your's brother is hot property now! -No fucking way!

-Freaking, legendary man! -Screw the bloody doctor's

advise. We got to celebrate very soon.

Yeah, yeah, we'll empty bottles!

-Uncle's on fire… -Uncle! I'm proud of you.

Golden Jubilees, running around trees…

no script and no fucking wig!

I miss those days, man.

Me too, Hansraj. Me too.

That's exactly the problem these days.

What?

"Me too."

We also had "Me too" back in the days,

but it was, different.

When I fucked a girl,

there used to be long queues of women standing outside my room, screaming,

"Me too, Hansraj! Me too!"

Stop it, man. You can't say shit like this.

They'll boycott you.

Let them motherfucker's boycott me.

At least I'll be in the news!

Crazy fucker!

Listen, we can't all be Ajay Talwar, my friend.

All these years you never dipped your fingers in the honey?

You had women throwing themselves at you!

And you, only had eyes on, Anu. Never even looked at another woman.

May be cause all the good ones were lined up outside your room!

Hey…

What could I do, huh?

You're playing the cool guy, motherfucker.

And now you'll give some cheesy line. Like,

"True love is rare to find."

And "a heart follows its own path.

No force on earth can alter the curse of true

love."

But let me tell you buddy,

there's no substitute for a good all fuck!"

I miss sex, man.

I was thinking, how about this time, I ditch you?

Okay, then. Bye.

Hey, listen.

I'm already here so, shall we.

Fine.

Hey, where you guys going?

-Hi, sir. -Hi.

Just, stepping out.

We have some homework.

Isn't homework meant, to be done at home.

Papa, Karan has sent new pages. And we only have until tomorrow.

-We're gonna Boho House to rehearse. -But, what does Boho House

have that our house doesn't?

Great view, uniformed staff,

and both interior styled by Gauri Khan. Come.

Ah, sir, we didn't want to disturb you, so we--

Papa, please, we'll be back by midnight.

Yeah.

30 years of experience at your service, guys.

Come. Come in.

Papa, you didn't have to do this.

What's the point of being a superstar, If I can't even help my kids.

-Good night, Ajay! -Hey…

Thanks so much, buddy, for a great party!

Anytime, anytime.

-Good night, Karishma. -Good night.

Good night, Sameer!

You too, sir.

Yeah, me too.

Me too!

Lallan, get the car!

Well, you came here by taxi.

Yes.

Wait, I din't see these scenes

in the first draft.

It's a new draft. It's quite cool.

Yes, but, this is too much.

Basic love scenes!

Nobody runs around trees anymore, Dad.

Do you like this house?

Yeah?

It's here because I ran around trees.

-Ha, ha. -Okay, seriously, I have

an early morning tomorrow.

Then we should get on with this, guys?

Come on, Aasmaan. Let's go.

Fine.

So…

that's, probably the best sex I ever had.

I know…

And I'm just getting started.

Ajay sir!

What…

Hey!

-Hey! -Stop! What are you, stop!

Oye!

Ajay sir!

One photo, sir…

Only one photo, sir, please!

Sir, one photo, please!

-Sir! -Only one photo, sir, please!

Only one photo, sir, only one photo. -Please, only one photo… -Quiet!

This is not the way to ask for a photo. Sukhi.

Huh?

Oh, no, no, no! Please, don't throw me out!

Quiet!

Do you want a photo or not?

Yes.

Then come on give me your phone.

Take a photo.

Okay?

Thank you so much, sir.

Better not do this again.

-I love you, sir. -You were lucky this time.

Sukhi, can you, take him to Dr. Agarwal, please.

Okay, sir.

And, make sure this fence is fixed.

Okay, sir.

It's insane, sir. The love people have for you.

But love can be a dangerous thing.

Sorry about my dad. He's being so weird.

It's all good. At least we managed to rehearse our lines.

See ya.

Listen, I'm having a party.

Really?

Have a great time then.

I'm inviting you, you idiot.

Messing around.

It's your birthday, right?

And no entry without a gift.

So you better put some thought into it.

If you say so.

See you. Bye.

Bye.

-Yeah, yeah. -Bye, bye, bye. Yeah, toodles.

-Oh, dear. -Brilliant marketing strategy, Karan.

-Hmm? -I mean, using the Heimlich

maneuver to set up a love story?

Now that's a maneuver.

-It wasn't. She was really choking. Yeah. -Don't lie to me. From

one genius to another?

Ah, Ajay!

Ajay must have flipped! Please tell me what's his reaction.

-I will. Just now. -Yes.

Surprised?

Hey, hey, hey! What a surprise, Ajay sir!

Always surprising me on my set.

You're, you're always welcome.

I-I'll, I'll go do final checks.

Final checks!

Asshole!

Ajay, what's up?

I don't think you ever made it so early to your own sets.

It's the scenes you wrote, man.

Glad you liked the script.

The intimacy, Karan. It's too much.

Ajay, Ajay, Ajay. No one runs around trees anymore.

And Karishma is important to me as well, alright.

-You don't have to worry. -How can I not worry? This is

my daughter's Bollywood debut.

I get it. I get it.

But then, this is my film as well.

Let me make it my way, huh?

And you know very well,

nobody, nobody makes love stories better than…

Karan Johar, ladies and gentlemen!

I'm sure you've heard the name.

Fucking asshole!

Where have you been?

I've gone to meet Karan.

You're overthinking this, just because she's a girl?

How many kissing scenes have you done on screen? Hmm?

-Just twice Anu. -Oh, please! There were

two in 'Sailab' alone.

Why're you taking off your shoes? We're supposed to meeting the Sinha's?

We are planning Karishma's birthday party?

You go. I'm not coming.

Whatever.

Behave like Shaumik. I'm going.

-Karishma, what happened? -No. No.

Hey, dude, be smooth.

For a good mood.

This is cheating, dude!

Use Mansmooth lotion every day, otherwise your girl also might…

Slimy bastard!

Wait, Anu. I'm coming with you.

You changed your mind? What happened?

I need to talk to Sameer about something.

Sir, sir?

Coffee.

Perfect.

Thank you, Jeejeebhoy.

Everything my father built…

Everything I built…

Everything we built…

It's all gone.

You can go too.

Just leave me alone.

S-s-s-sir…

That's my final order.

Yes. Yes, sir?

It's a miracle, Jeejeebhoy.

You're not going to believe this.

-The company has been saved, we are back! -S-sir! Are you serious?

-It's a miracle, Jeejeebhoy. -Are you serious, sir? I

-can't believe it, sir! -You're not going to believe this.

Gotcha!

How did you like my, spoofing device? Huh? Huh?

Jaraj? That was you?

I could not believe myself when I saw it on TV. Why's the company shutting down?

What the fuck is going on?

I can't, can't tell you all that.

And all of this isn't funny, Jaraj.

Funny?

You know what's not funny? 15 years of being unemployed…

that's not funny.

Impersonating others and making calls…

that's not funny.

Either Hrithik, or then Salman…

but never Jaraj.

Cause when Jaraj calls, no one answers.

And that, my friend…

is not fucking funny.

I deserve to know why this company is shutting down.

I need a closure. I nee a fucking closure.

Okay, relax. I'll tell you.

The thing is, Freddy sir and Ajay Talvar

made a deal with each other.

-Deal? What kind of deal? -Yes.

But you can't tell anyone about this, okay?

Okay. I promise you.

Wow!

Wow!

So basically, Aasmaan's doing Karan's film,

so Ajay won't do Freddy's film?

I, like it!

Jeejeebhoy, what are you doing tonight?

Probably, drinking myself to death?

That fucking drink, is on me!

-Rocks on rocks! -Drink? Let's drown!

Happy Birthday! Come on, give Hansraj uncle a hug!

Uncle, t's okay. You've already hugged her.

Ah, bloody…

You wanna hug?

No.

Your fucking loss, man.

What a beautiful place.

-Yeah, It's beautiful. -This place was a complete

mess before we bought it. Right?

From slumdog to a millionaire, darling!

Yeah, repeat my drink.

And ah, you, Mr. Sinha?

Oh, I want to have my drink later, when the real party begins!

I'm sorry, man. I'm just so excited!

-Aasmaan sir! -Aasmaan sir! Aasmaan sir! Aasmaan sir!

-Aasmaan sir, 'Revolver'… -Hi, Aasmaan sir!

-Thank you, thank you, thank you. -Thank you, thank you.

Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir! Aasmaan sir! Sir! Sir! Sir!

What, what are you doing, Parvaiz?

Calm down brother. What's wrong with you?

Bro. Thank you, man, for bringing me to this party!

I fucking love you, bro.

Go and thank, Karishma. She invited you.

So sweet.

This party is ten on ten, bro.

Fucking insane food, gorgeous girls,

full on celeb energy and little star kids popping around everywhere like popcorn.

Pop, Pop.

What a party!

What a vibe!

-Superb party! -Bullshit party.

We will welcome all with a swag

Happy Birthday.

Thank you so much, sir!

What an amazing party.

Thank you.

I'll just go call, papa.

Yeah.

Papa. Exactly what I don't wanna become.

Ooh, cranberry juice!

It's wine, you idiot.

Hey!

You're the one who was grinding on my sister, right?

Shaming my family on national television?

That was funny as fuck, bro. Shit.

Hi, guys. I don't know what he said, but I'm sorry.

Karishma! Happy Birthday!

I'm out of here.

And that's my cutylee. Shaumik!

Just a sec.

Happy Birthday.

Thank you.

What's in this box?

It's a ring.

Is that a silver spoon?

You're such an asshole!

You like it?

Put it on.

Excuse me, guys.

-I'll be right back. -Hmm…

It goes well with my dress.

Huh.

Fuck you!

You look great.

Thanks.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

Guess what time it is?

Time to cut the cake!

So may I please request the birthday girl to make her way to the stage?

I've got to go cut the cake.

I'll see you.

And what are you guys doing there, warming your seats up? Get up, get up!

See you.

But please, make way for the lovely lady.

Drunk fuck!

So, this is the love of my life.

And, this is the knife.

It's not his humor, it's the money.

What is that?

Wait. wait, stop, stop! I-I said, stop, guys! Come on.

What is that? Is that a box?

I want to know who the hell baked this cake?

Who put a box in there?

Hey, what? It's supposed to be special.

Who put this in there?

Oh, wait. it was me!

It's a joke!

Thanks. Thanks, Dad.

Who put a box in there?

Not that anything is more special than Karishma being born.

What I'm trying to say is, you lift me up when I'm feeling blue.

What's the point of gravity, when I'm falling for you?

Fifteen years, I know, I know, it's been a while.

But I promise, to always make you smile.

So Karishma…

will you marry me?

What?

Surprised?

Sameer?

Karishma?

Say, yes!

Yes!

-Yes, Sameer, of course. -She said yes!

Yeah, boy!

Fucking hell, bloody losers!

-Finally! -Congratulations.

Would you like to say a few words, fiancée?

Congratulations!

I, I'm just very overwhelmed right now.

I hadn't see this coming.

I mean, I knew this day would come.

But, I-I didn't know it would come this soon.

Sooner the better, I guess?

Aasmaan, sorry. I-I mean…

Sa-Sameer wasn't lying when he said he's going to make this day special, so…

thank you so much.

Such a committed actor! Always working, huh?

There's plenty of cake, guys.

We'll drink through the night!

Me too!

-Congratulations! -Congratulations!

Are you okay?

Okay, come. Let's go out somewhere.

You guys go ahead.

How the hell can we go without you?

One sec.

Hello?

Yo Romeo! There are many Juliets, chill!

We will find you a better one tonight itself.

Listen, trust me.

There's only one thing a

man can always turn to…

Here. Come on, get rid of it. Drink.

Aasmaan, what are your measurements?

Miss manager, boundaries.

You can't be asking us

boys these questions?

We need to get you camera ready.

So you can hit the red carpet at FilmFirst.

FilmFirst?

Guys, we have a nomination!

Best newcomer?

-Best actor! -Oh! Best news ever!

Are you serious? Huh?

-Really? FilmFirst? -Film, Film, Film…

-Uncle! -Congratulations!

If you don't party with us tonight, you drama queen, I swear to God…

You know, I'm going to call my friends

to celebrate tonight.

Uncle Av, your only friend is that peony DJ.

Yes?

I've a happening social life. Look at you fucking fanboy!

Swinging of Aasmaan's dick and thinking you're Tarzan, motherfucker!

-I've got a lot of friends! -Why you saying that!

Hello?

Hey, Jaraj? Where are you?

Hey, Avtar! What's up. I was just about to call you.

I'm riding a bike right now.

Oh ho, then why did you take my call? What if you fall? Are you crazy? Hang up!

-Okay, okay, bye. -Alright, alright, listen, listen.

Yeah?

Uh, I wanted to meet you. You free now?

In fact even I wanted to meet you. Need to discuss something important.

It's regarding Aasmaan. It's very important.

Alright, fine. I'll send you the location. You come there as soon as possible.

Aasmaan's also here.

Okay, okay. Bye! I love you!

Oh, it was a beautiful evening.

No, no, she's really happy.

I know, they look really good together. I'll pass on the message.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Why, papa?

Why what, sweetheart?

Are you okay?

Sameer told me everything.

Told you what?

Why did you ask him to propose to me?

Sameer wanted to propose to you,

so I said okay.

Behind my back, on my birthday?

You put me on the spot!

Spot?

I mean, you guys have been dating each

other for so many years.

You were always going on and on,

"I love Sameer, I love Sameer"?

So, what did I do wrong?

That's between us!

That doesn't give you the right to make decisions for me.

I care about you, Karishma.

I only want what's best for you.

If you cared about me…

you would have asked me before doing this.

Karishma?

Congratulations, sis.

Tears of joy?

Happy Birthday, by the way!

Motherfucker…

Get me something to drink, please!

I've been dying to have a drink, my throat so dry.

-Don't you think you've had enough? -What's up…

Huh?

Hey Adam! Calm the… down and this is just for starters.

No, no! Enough is enough.

Enough? Are you my fucking wife? Come here!

Excuse me. Can I get two shots please?

Yeah. Sure.

And if she pops back in your head, start imagine yourself

on that FilmFirst stage…

holding that award, and everyone going like, "Aasmaan!"

Two shots for you, ma'am.

Birthday party turns into an engagement!

Billionaire Sameer Sinha proposes to his long time girlfriend Karishma Talvar!

-Yes, you heard that right. -Can you change the channel, please?

Sameer Sinha the billionaire finally propose his girlfriend Karishma Talwar.

Its okay. I want to see this. -for seven years.

Hey, listen! What's with the wedding videos? We want to watch football okay.

Just look at how happy she looks.

-Hey, Don't ignore me? -Finally she's going to be married woman.

He's an actor, so you'll do what he says?

But we're also your guests.

We are also humans.

-It's a public TV, dude. -Yeah.

So, let's ask them what they wanna watch.

Alright people! What do you wanna watch?

Football!

Rumor has it, that Shakira will be serving drinks…

Change it.

Who cares about these stars? They change boyfriends like outfits.

What's so shocking about that?

I'm really sorry about them, ma'am.

Can I do anything else for you?

It's okay. Can you give me four shots, not two this time? And Aas-maan?

Did you see his hands shivering. Shaking like he saw a ghost.

-Why do they call him an action hero, bro? -The stunt doubles handles the

action, and guys like him hawk the credit.

You shouldn't have changed the channel.

Really? Why?

Do you like the girl?

I just don't like football.

Huh?

Aasmaan! What the fuck, dude?

You have to carry him now.

Aasmaan!

-Where do you think you going? -Really? Why?

-Hey! -Hey, that's my bottle!

After my old lover

Fuck! Bloody bastard!

Oh, you fucking fuckers.

My love, you're a player I see mischief in your eyes

Aasmaan!

My love, you're a player I see mischief in your eyes

You're a rogue at heart And yet I'd die for you

My love, you're a player

My love, you're a player

My love, you're a player

My love, you're a player

My love, you're a player

My love, you're a player

My love, you're a player

Motherfucker!

Oh, shit!

Oh, oh, hey!

Fuck!

Fire!

Save him! Someone do something!

After my old lover

After--

Help! Help, please!

Run!

Hey! Come on, move, quickly!

Smash that fool! Just break his bloody face!

Let's go!

Bro! Are you okay?

You good?

Bro, your face?

Oh, what's wrong with my face?

Bro, your face, is a masterpiece, it's so not fair!

Come on, man!

You're such a tease, Paru!

I know how you like it?

You are my favorite wierdo?

Thank you, bro. Thank you, guys.

Now we've done you two favors.

First Freddy, and now this.

-Freddy? What do you mean? -The contract.

Seriously, bro? You didn't tell a golden boy about it.

Oh, shit I totally forgot to tell you.

It's a quick dinner. Nothing too heavy. 30 max,

like 40 minutes in and out with don Gafoor.

With whom again?

Don Gafoor dude. Come on, man.

So shall we go?

No wait, right now?

No, next day?

Gafoor sir's waiting for you.

You wanna walk or should we carry you, Mr. Revolver?

But Abdul…

Huh?

Just a joke.

They're joking!

Who's calling you?

I need to take this. Can't make it tonight.

Hey! What's going on? Why didn't you tell him anything? Huh?

Hi, Karishma.

Congratulations.

Why didn't you meet me before leaving, Aasmaan?

Sorry, something came up.

What is it?

I need to talk to you about something.

Tell me.

Actually, forget it.

Okay, then. Good night.

No, wait.

Am I the only one feeling this way.

What way, Karishma?

I think…

I think…

Put a condom on his head. Enough of talking.

I'm in love with you.

-Hey, let go of me! -Put him in. Put him in. Put the fucker in!

-Aasmaan? -Come on, come on!

-Hang on! -Put him in.

-Put him inside. -Hey, Aasmaan!

Fuck!

Hello, Aasmaan? Aasmaan?