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Forget all this high protein shit, feed your brain with some sense.

And how's any of this my fault?

Freddy was the one kicking that woman around like a football.

-What was she that round? -You stay out of this.

You're stuck with Freddy's contract now.

What did Karan say?

I haven't told him yet.

Wow!

And you're going to Goa for a workshop… for a film you probably

won't have tomorrow?

Okay.

Every breath you take is my destiny

Where is this mess going?

-Away from you. -There's no way Dharma's

paying for your tickets, bro!

I don't do free rides. You mind your grind. There's no way Dharma…

What do we do if this news leaks out?

Freddy is more worried about his image than you are. It won't get out.

Bro?

What if just what if, you end up, like that Jaraj Saxena?

Why would you even say that?

You know what guys, Goa's the issue. Let's cancel it.

Excellent idea.

Then KJo will also be mad at you and we can all go to his office and beat him up.

Basically, what she means is don't ghost, go.

Hey subtitles, grab your shit. Let's go, we'll miss our flight.

Do me a favor, grab this.

I would if you had one.

Go.

Are you guys ready?

In my new film…

Karishma Talvar and Aasmaan Singh will be paired opposite each other.

In Barbaad Mohabbat.

This film is not a egular love story. There will also be a lot of action.

In fact, breaking news.

Dharma Productions is bringing its very first adult film to you.

The violence will be very violent.

And the romance, well let's just say, won't be for kids.

They look so hot together, sir.

Total power couple vibes.

Done.

Here I stand before you

I never learned to bow down

Against the fiercest hurricane

I'm that stubborn flame that won't go out

I'm faster than the tearing wind

Is there anyone like me?

To all these superstars

I just want to say

That all over this world

-Ooh la la, Goa! -Wow!

-Welcome, sir. -Thank you.

-Thank you. -Flowers from a flower, how sweet!

Welcome, sir.

Karishma! What's up!

-What's up! -This is Parvaiz, my friend.

Hello! Hi!

What you sipping? Trauma juice.

Black alkaline water.

Stop it!

How's the view from the pent house, brother?

Cut it out, man!

It's fine. Ah, hey so, the intimacy coach. Is he here yet?

I tried looking for him every where… but I can't find him.

-Let me just call Karan. -Yeah, do that.

Oh, sweetie!

Hi Karishma, how are you?

Yes!

Thanks for taking my call Karan. This is actually Jaraj Saxena.

Wha-what the fuck have you done with Karishma?

I'll call the police!

No, no, no, please don't call the cops! This is just a spoofing device.

I can make calls using any phone number.

I can become anyone I want to.

And bro, you blocked my number so…

So I thought I'll just give you a little surprise, you know.

Fuck!

How many times do I need to block this fucker's number.

Karan, Karan, hello?

Fucking asshole! Motherfucker!

I'll fuck you!

Karan?

Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, sorry! Karishma!

Hi, it is you. Hi!

Sorry, I thought it was somebody else.

Who?

Never mind.

Okay, Karan. Anyway, we're at the hotel, and there's no sign of the coach here.

Oh no! I forgot! Sorry, sorry.

No, the intimacy coach cancelled. He's going through a, divorce.

What? So, should we come back?

No, no, no! I've got it sorted. I've found a substitute.

He'll meet you at the shack.

Okay Karan. Thanks.

One sec, Karishma, is, ah, Aasmaan there?

Aasmaan? Karan.

Karan sir?

Hi, sir.

Hi, Aasmaan!

Word on the street is that you've signed a 3-film deal with Freddy Sodawala.

Is it, exclusive?

Uh, no sir, ah I already spoke to him about it.

It's all sorted now.

You sure?

Yes sir, I'm sure.

Not sure.

Thank you for turning off that music!

My ears had started to bleed, motherfuckers!

Gotta take care of these bad boys, man!

Even my grandma skips these throwback tracks.

Uncle, uncle! Uncle, can you buy some coloring books, please.

-Uncle, please, just one. -I don't want it.

Uncle, please, I'm very hungry. I havn't eaten anything since morning.

Listen, I told you, I don't want it. Get lost! Get up! Move, go!

Pick up! Pick up! Pick up! Pick up! Pick up!

-Hey, easy, easy. Yes! -Uncle, uncle! Why

-don't you want to color? -Fallback! Fallback! Fallback!

Ahh, I'm begging you, just leave me alone! I'm-I'm pleading to you.

I don't know how to color!

Loser!

I don't know how to do anything!

I'm telling you, you little cockroach, I--

Having a bad day, right?

Now what the hell are you trying to sell?

I'm selling something that's, priceless.

What?

Never mind.

Avtar, right?

Hey, how do you know my name?

From the night of the success party. Aasmaan's uncle, right?

Oh, so you were also there.

I was, but I wasn't.

I'd rather go buy those coloring books.

He left?

Why do you need a substitute? The master of intimacy is right here.

For real, ask the girl squad for

feedback if you need to. I've been clapping cheeks since for ever!

Bullshit!

What you say Suk's? Those who messed every girl. You're trying to take that

-road. -I bet he costs more than you!

You're late!

But you're totally on point.

Those who miss every goal are trying to, take control.

That's why I'm here?

Karan insisted, so I bailed on my family

vacation to be here.

Just for you guys. Hmm? So let's get started. Huh?

I Really appreciate it, sir.

-You better, Miss Talvar. -Sir, Aasmaan.

Yeah, yeah. Intro's later.

Anyway…

Who's he?

He's my buddy, sir. Eh, P-Parvaiz.

Okay.

Alright!

Your eyes speak volumes, oh my love

Oh my love

Okay. All right.

They give comfort Through the journey of love

A journey that ends with you

Thank you for that.

So now let's get--

You're the one I worship in my dreams

As each night passes You come closer to me

Oh my beloved, you're the one I adore

Okay, that's enough for now. That's enough!

Enough. He likes your song.

-Does anyone else want to sing? -No, sir.

Do you wanna sing and you? Do you want to audition?

-No, no, sir. -Okay. Let's get serious now.

Listen carefully. We are going to learn

about intimacy today.

It may look easy on screen, but it's really difficult.

And that's why… I'm going to give you some exercises.

The first exercise is…

mirroring.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall!

I'm fucking handsome, fair and tall.

Cause what matters, is just how much you love yourself.

Why don't you mind your own business? Don't crawl up my ass.

And who're the fuck are you, what are you wearing? Huh?

Excuse me. Can we get a picture?

Fans!

Come on girls. Smile!

Uncle, why are you in the picture? Just click for us.

Fans!

Just joking. Just joking.

Thanks.

Welcome!

Weirdo.

I think I've seen him somewhere?

Come on, come on, pass, pass.

How would you know What my life was before

The world against me Me against the world

Oh, how would you know What my life was before

-Yo! -Oh! What's happening, man!

Hey, fatty! What's your problem, man?

Problem?

Where the hell did you find this song!

YouTube.

-Have you heard of that? -Screw you and your fucking YouTube!

This song belongs to me. It's mine!

You're DJ Adam? Balls!

No way, grands made the song!

-DJ Adam, you slimy motherfucker! -Chillax, uncle, no need to

shout. You might have a stroke!

Back off, dinosaur!

-How dare you touch me, bastard! -No way!

Why? What're you gonna do about it?

Oh! So he wants to fight.

Yo, come on, Monty!

Show him how it's done! Time to make him your bitch!

-He is going to die. -Monty! Monty! Monty! Monty! Mon--

Bye!

-Who the hell are you? -Who am I?

Place the face. The one and only, Jaraj Saxena.

You wanna play ball?

I don't know about you guys, but I'm not down for this.

Get lost! Fucker!

-Fuck off! -Monty, let's go!

What the hell was that?

The thing is, Avtar, to make it in Bollywood,

you have to train everyday.

Fifteen years.

-Never skipped a day. -Oh!

Never know when your crap luck could change.

You've not given up in 15 years. Aren't you tired?

No, Avtar. If you really want something, giving up on it, is not an option, right?

Right.

Where is he? Where the hell are you

-hiding that son of a-- -Calm down, uncle Av.

Oh.

So you've been a part of this plan too. Tell me the truth! Am I right?

I've always had a feeling!

I've always known you're going to stab us on the back one day!

What are you showing me this paper for? I feel like smacking you across the face.

It's a cheque. Your share of the royalties.

M-m-my share of the royalties?

Remember the pen drive you threw away? I gave it to DJ Adam.

He remixed your song and posted it on YouTube.

It's trending at number one in India. And your name is on it!

Take a look.

Hey! My, my song!

I think that both of you should do more work together.

Huh!

Adam! You can come out now.

No! I don't want to!

Adam…

I refuse to work with this man. I just did this for you as favor.

Hey! I don't want your damn favors! I'm not dying to work with you either.

Dude, who are you?

-You're old, you're irrelevant. -O-o, I'm-I'm not old!

-No one cares about you… -But, I'm not--

Guys!

Did you not say this was the best music you've ever worked on?

And you wanted one chance right?

This is it.

Your classical knowledge and his modern beats…

it's, it's a great combination guys.

Come on, shake hands.

Adam, he's older.

Okay, alright, that's enough. Don't take anything else off.

Huh? What's wrong with you, this is how you do it!

What's going on there?

They are busy training with Emraan sir.

Emraan Hashmi?

Yes, sir.

What training?

Just feel it.

Just feel each other.

Feel the moment, hmm? Let's try this.

Okay, let's go.

You need to mirror the action that your partner is doing.

But for that you both have to be in perfect sync.

No, no, no, no, no, guys!

I mean, it's not rocket science. You've to be in sync.

You have to follow the same action as your partner. Copy the action.

You have to mirror each other.

Sir, but the two of us can't see each other, how are we supposed--

No, no, no! No excuses.

We all know that nepotism brought Karishma this far.

But how the hell did you get here?

You know what? I don't want to hear it.

You guys are a waste of my time.

I'll see you tomorrow, six am sharp!

-And not a minute late. Out! -Out! Go.

And you, come here.

Sir, me?

You're a big fan, right?

You bet?

Can you do me a solid?

-Stop it! Enough! -Yes, yes.

Listen carefully.

How much you talk Such things you say

-Hey, should we take a shortcut? -What are we do about them?

There's something in the air Something's new

Ever so slight A moment or two

There's something in the air Something's new

Ever so slight A moment or two

Every little trouble Feels okay to me

You and I We are not distant anymore

You're with me, with me, with me

Such a little thing Little thing, little thing

There's something in the air Something's new

Ever so slight A moment or two

There's something in the air Something's new

-Oh! Come on, Karishma! Ask her to focus! -What are you doing?

So slight

How much

Such things you say

Karishma, run!

My heart is not so innocent Yet I resist your glance

Like in this book of love A rose lies pressed

You're with me, with me, with me

Such a little thing Little thing, little thing

There's something in the air Something's new

Ever so slight A moment or two

There's something in the air Something's new

Ever so slight A moment or two

So slight

Were you doing a dance step?

-Yeah, the same one you're doing yesterday. -But I was trying to copy you!

-Chill, we'll get it next time. -Is this a fucking joke?

Huh?

You've been doing the same thing over and over again!

And you're still not getting it.

Fucking idiots.

-Sir, we're just tired. -Beause your servants are not here,

right? Waiting for your instructions.

When you have to do things yourself, you realize how tough it is.

You may be Ajay Talvar's daughter, in your home…

but not here.

Sir, actually it's, eh, it's my fault.

Really? But both of you will have to pay for it.

This is crazy, man.

He's locked us outside. Why's he treating us like kids?

What the fuck is wrong with him?

How does this even help?

I think you should complain to Dad about him.

Oh, God!

Did you hurt your foot?

-No, no. It's fine. -It's okay. Let me take a look.

Let it be.

Your hurt pretty bad. Just a sec…

We only have one bottle. Save it for later.

It could turn septic. They'll have to cut off your foot.

How will you do your debut film, on one foot?

It'll sting? Ready?

Hang in there. Almost done.

-Okay, that's it, that's it. That's it. -Huh?

I'm telling you man…

If the film bombs after all this hard work then, I'll…

Then what will you do?

Do you know, 6 of my Dad's films failed

miserably in a row, and he couldn't do a thing.

That was a really hard time.

For an outsider looking in, no one would even know how tough it was.

But those with a silver spoon,

they know the darkness of this world a little too well.

And you know, honestly…

I don't think I'm strong enough to deal with that failure.

That's why, I have to succeed.

For my self.

Were your mom and dad happy that you decided to become an actor?

Yeah, kind of.

Mom wasn't completely on board.

Why?

Because many years ago she had also come to Bombay,

with dreams of becoming an actress.

But she became a background dancer, nothing really worked out for her.

That why she's worried about me.

But you know my papa, he's so different. Complete opposite.

Very supportive of my dreams.

So, I have to succeed,

for his sake.

-Sorry. -Sorry.

-Mirroring! -Mirroring!

Hey, boy, that's my move.

Sir, w-what, what did we do now?

No, no, you were about to do it and I was, standing there watching it all playout.

But honestly, you guys were great!

What, what do you mean, sir?

Intimacy, you know. It's not just physical,

it's also emotional.

I was being a bit of an asshole,

so that both of you would come together and bond against a common enemy.

Anyway, my work here is done.

All the best for the film.

-It was nice meeting you, Aasmaan. -Thank you, sir.

-Thank you, sir. -Karishma.

Oh! Uh, don't complain to dad about this.

No, sir.

Sukhi, my man! Take care.

-Sir… -You're not gonna sing again, right?

No sir, no sir.

I said it then, I'll say it again.

And I'll keep saying it until I die.

All the Bollywood stars combined, aint got shit on Emraan Hashmi. Fuck!

I love you, sir.

Bye, sir.

I'm crazy about you, my darling

No way. It won't work.

Dude, you're ancient. You don't know what you're talking about.

-Guys, one second, please. -I don't know--

What?

Aasmaan?

I have some bad news.

Oh no, what is it now?

Freddy's hired the best lawyers to go after you.

Fuck!

What now?

Now, we're in a fucking mess.

We'll have to fight the case. We need to get some lawyers on board.

Please let me handle this and just stay by your phone.

Okay.

-Water! -Thank you for your time.

What an order man. What an order.

It's okay.

Hey, do you happen to know a good lawyer?

You still haven't told Karan about that Freddy thing, right?

-Just tell him. He'll sort it out. -For you maybe, not for me.

He'll fire me from the movie.

Let's go bro, it's our last day in Goa! Come man, come!

Last day in Goa, fam! Let's live it up!

Hi, Karan.

Karishma, how's it going?

I've heard such good feedback about the two of you from Emraan!

Yeah, that went really well.

Actually, I'd called for something else.

Yeah, sure. Tell me.

Okay, guys, don't get mad.

I spoke to Karan about what's going on…

and he's going to sort your problem with Freddy.

-Good! Good girl, very good. -Yeah!

Mad or what?

When you get back to Bombay… just go and meet him in the office.

-Problem solved! -Office? He's won't

-even let me enter there. -Hmm.

-Why are you overreacting, man? -Bro, are you losing a shit or what?

-What's wrong with you? -She's stepping up for you, dude.

-Like literally saving your ass! -Nothing's gonna happen--

-My ass? My problem is… -I don't understand why're you not

listening to her. -Karan is her dad's friend. He's not my buddy…

Yeah, yeah but…

But she's just trying to help you. She's on your side man!

Whose side are you on, her on mine? This is what you do every single time. Just a

second, babe. Listen what important--

Karishma? Karishma, what's wrong?

Ka, ka, kar…

She's choking on something. She's choking on something,

dude! Grab her, go, go, grab her from the back!

-Fuck! B-bone? Oh fuck! Yeah, yeah. -Grab her, bro! What're you looking at me

for! Hold her, yeah, yeah, from the back and squeeze.

Squeeze harder, squeeze harder, use more thrust! Bang!

Come on, come on, get out! Use more thrust, bang! Use more thrust, bang!

Squeeze her! Come on, bang!

Karishma cough, it won't come, bang! Take the fuck out of her!

Come on, Karishma, cough!

-Where's the bone! -Okay, yeah!

-Sit, sit sit. -There is, there is fucking bone!

-You okay Karishma! -Sit, sit, sit, sit.

-Oh, man. -Bloody fish!

-Have some water, okay. -Got you!

Beautiful!

I love what you've done to the place, Anu.

It's nothing compared to yours, Dimple.

-Lallan, we are ready for dinner. -Yes.

Has Karishma's flight landed?

It's delayed.

She'll be here soon.

Sameer!

Hmm?

Why didn't you send the jet for her?

Mr. Sinha. Why're you spoiling the kids like this?

Because he can afford to.

I'm hardly spoiling them, Ajay.

Oh, that reminds me.

I have something special for her.

You really didn't need to.

She just bagged her first film, how could I not get her something, huh?

Of course!

We're talking about the film, that Aasmaan Singh is so good looking.

Karishma and he make such a good pair.

Mom!

On screen! On screen I mean!

Are you going to be so jealous even after your marriage?

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Here's an exclusive video of Aasmaan Singh caught on camera, dry-humping a girl.

Who's is this lucky girl, getting dry humped…

Who's that lucky girl?

By Aasmaan Singh. It's our number one star kid, the daughter of the…

What is she doing?

-Is-Is that Karishma? -Biggest superstar, any guesses?

No, no. Of course not.

Of course! It's Karishma Talvar!

What the fuck! That's my girl!

KJo! What kind of film are you making man?

"Kabhi khushi kabhi hump?"

For the viewer who thinks that this video is fake.

-One of those workshop exercises. -The media is, always making up nonsense!

-You know that. -Yeah. I'm sure all this is photoshoped.

Let me tell you. This is definitely not photoshopped.

-And I think she likes it. -Clearly, Karishma Talvar's looks

-like she's in ecstasy. Her eyes thirsty… -Mom!

She's liking ah, I think she's liking it.

Just calm down.

-Why are you watching? -Sameer!

-Where's the fucking remote? Look for it. -Dimple handle your son.

Miss Talvar's has humiliated her entire family with her reckless behavior.

I don't know.

Honestly, If I was Ajay Talvar, I would only step out of the house with a paper

-bag over my head. -What's going on?

-Which brings me to this question… -What's going on?

-Which brings me to the question. -Is Karishma Talvar cheating…

-on billionaire, Sameer Sinha? -What is all this?

-Mom! -All of us know, that Karishma Talvar has

-been dating Sameer Sinha for seven years! -This is all rubbish!

This channel plays fake news.

-Money can't buy you love! -We have a channel?

Dad, where's my channel?

Uh, ma'am, may I serve dinner?

Some other day.

Can you try Karishma's phone?

If you don't shut up, I'll take away your plane.

Fuck me! Pink Ferrari.

We need to fix this.

-More dinners, dad. -Shut up!

I'll fix it.

I'll fucking fix it.

-Don't do anything which-- -Mom!

What?

Can I marry Sameer instead?

Just shut up!

Please!

We can ally together, collaborate on many more investments. One second.

Sir?

And we'll discuss all this over a meal. Come ma'am, come ma'am.

Karishma is not here?

No, sir.

So who will you hide behind today, huh?

Sir, I-I had no idea that she--

I had no idea. Shut the fuck up!

Get your contract shit sorted out in the next 24 hours…

or you're definitely off the film.

-But, sir-- -And one more thing.

Don't fuck with the movie mafia.

How are you, Lallan?

Sir and ma'am are waiting outside for you.

Why is there a pink Ferrari outside?

Did Shaumik finally come out?

I left you out of my sight for just two days…

and this is what you do?

-What? -I've been waiting all night for this.

For what?

For what?

Is this what we've taught you?

US, London, we sent you all over the world to study.

And you're out there grinding with some low life loser?

-Mom, I wasn't grinding-- -Don't you dare lie to me!

-Mom hear me out-- -Why should I? We saw everything!

The Sinha's also saw everything.

It's on the YouTube.

The YouTube

Karishma I hope you know your acting career hasn't even started yet.

Will you hear me out?

And you're doing all this…

-dirty, public, dry humping. -Stop it, Anu. I can't

listen to this anymore.

-And that poor Sameer! -I know.

-Did you see his face? -I know, but I can't

He was looking so disappointed. He didn't even--

hear this disgusting shit!

Just stop!

I know your image always comes first…

But just in case you care, your daughter could have died.

I was choking!

On what?

-On a fishbone! -It was that small?

Shaumik!

And fyi, he was saving my life.

It's called the Heimlich maneuvre.

Look it up.

Heimlich maneuvre.

Sounds like a German blowjob.

It's your money, dad.

-Go to your fucking room, right now! -I'm going out.

It didn't break.

Ma'am!

-Ma'am? Ma'am? -Pick up the bloody call? What is it?

Sir…

-The AC is working now. I've fixed it. -Hmm. Thank you.

A-Aasmaan, there's, there's a video of you on social media.

What's all this about humping a girl? What sort of behavior is this?

Listen, ma! I wasn't trying to hump her, I was trying save her life.

She has enough people to save her. You don't need to be this big hero.

Okay. Next time, I'll just let her die.

Aasmaan!

Bye, ma!

There's nothing funny about this.

Neeta, come on, don't be so upset.

You know what I was thinking?

May be the two of us, could learn something from them?

Rajat!

Neeta, Neeta, but it's been so long since we…

-Shut up! -Neeta, come on, I'm so in the mood.

Do something, Sanya. We really don't have enough time.

The contract's watertight, Aasmaan.

There's no way out of this.

Unless Freddy decides to drop it. The ball's in his court now.

That means I'm screwed, like Jaraj Saxena.

Where are you going?

To get a massage, wanna come?

Call everyone.

Yes, sir.

I want him blacklisted from everywhere.

Copy, sir.

Forget about films. I'll make sure he can't post

another TikTok, motherfucker!

Good one, sir, good one.

I want a happy ending. Okay?

Yes, sir.

Yes sir, anything for you.

-Not you! Dumbass. -So-sorry, sir.

Hey, what's up shiny boy!

Who the fuck are you?

Hey! Listen up you moron!

You talk, we stab you, copy?

And miss China, we'll cut her tongue.

But, bro, I'm from Nepal.

Where's my security?

Getting there beauty sleep. Sign these papers.

What the fuck!

No point reading it? Just sign it Sumo!

Go tell him, If he has the balls, he should come himself.

What the fuck! Don't let him get away! Asshole! Hey!

You have any idea, what he's up to?

Wake him up!

Yo, baby oil, come on, sign it!

I said, sign it!

Fucking swine!

Hmm?

What do you mean?

I think he eat his head, so he means sign, he's confused.

Fucker, do you not know what a swine means?

Pig!

Who are you calling a pig, you fucker!

Not you sir, I meant to say that swine actually

means a rich man's pig.

Really? So you're the expert on

these rich pricks now?

Fuck face, I own 8 apartments, alright!

So why the fuck do you live in a bloody shit hole, you flop hit man.

Even you're stuck in a shithole!

Yeah, but my shit hole is bigger than yours.

-Really? Let me see? -Yeah.

-Come baby, have a look. -I say, fight it out and end it!

He's right.

Come on. I'm not scared of it.

Fuck!

-Just, give me that-- -Hey!

I'm signing it, you dumb fuck!

Yeah, yeah, whatever!

Here.

Remember, If you go to the cops,

we'll be paying you another

visit very soon.

And you better be ready to give all us a happy ending, with the mouth!

Sir, you mean his mouth or yours.

Obviously, his mouth.

Sign it.

Baboons!

What's that rich talk for?

Fucking bastard!

He sent goons for me, Ajay.

-If you were in my place-- -I'd still have him under contract.

This is not my fault.

And this is not the launch I want for my daughter.

-Ajay, try to understand-- -The deal was simple, Freddy.

If that Aasmaan does Karan's film, then I definitely won't do yours.

Don't do this to me.

I'll end up losing all my funding.

If you don't do my film…

my investor will pull out.

I'll lose my company.

My father's legacy, Ajay.

His hard work. It's all that left of him.

Thirty fucking years, Ajay.

You can't do this to me, man.

But Freddy…

I just did.

He's still doing Karan's film.

I'll find another way.

What did Ajay sir say?

He's lost his fucking mind!