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I need you want to mix the punch i don't know

what it is for for parts both get a one mixer.

What is.

You do it sweetheart on putting the nachos in the oven.

I sure hope that people mix better than they did at my birthday party

i mean

your friends clumped on one side and all my friends were on the other side.

Connected.

I'll get it.

That Beverly Superman was

my friend Beverly yeah oh

look at your.

Beautiful diamond.

Banks hobby here made it out of it

bag of vz like charcoal briquettes for me.

Around the house.

They probably won't be one of these.

A corkscrew thank you.

Would you let me open at first

i mean there are some of us who don't have X-ray

vision and we like to be surprised i'm sorry.

Though

oh

of course.

One thing i could really use around the house

lately I've been

sucking the cork out and i ended up drinking the whole bottle.

You really shouldn't.

There

was a bunch.

I just add on there as well you will you ask me.

I'm there when you just ask me it's like a

kind of

slowed.

Me

down there.

There's a lot of great.

Apartments.

Is your lowest.

Unit crazy x ray vision.

Atlanta

hi Lois has the luckiest girl in the world

oh just fine why don't you

join the party and try and have some fun with

Atlanta have you met my friends the flashing

and Beverly.

Nice to meet

nice to meet you

oh by the way Superman i just read that profile if you.

Buy Clark Kent from the daily planet boy does Clark can't love you.

So he flashed i got a new ping pong table in the rec room

you say it again

okay but nobody you know what happens

but yeah

let's do it

about

a five

well Lois married life seems to be agreeing with you

well yes but you know living with a superhero doesn't have it's problems yeah.

Flash

is that i just cannot get into.

Trouble.

Well

there's that

i.

Used to

tell me a secret i.

Won't tell you a

secret identity maybe there's some other things that he's not telling you.

Oh

wait I'll get him.

Thursday Patrick's day how was the parade were you the grand Marshall again

nos Greenlanders turn this year we rotate.

Cookie cookie hulk will happened to you

what do you think happened

i swear first thing Monday morning twin beds all.

We got a present for it

what

kryptonite.

Common it's all going back now.

Oh.

Yeah thank you very much i always let

my husband of yours anyway yeah thank god.

I feel.

The joker's daughter.

Though i'm surprised Clark Kent isn't here.

All becomes i invited them.

It's funny

what

about Clark but

have you ever noticed how you never see Clark

and the flash together at the same time.

I get a lot

up.

Oh so smart invisible girl.

On.

To join the party.

Excuse me

i'm not sure if i remember your name.

Bad with names you know

you don't remember me

we met several times

it's at man

a n t m a n

o.

Oh

man.

What are you what are your superpowers again you just

talk to the answers that

well partly but mainly i shrink myself down to the size of an ant

while retaining my fellow humans been

really

good

that's really impressive that

human strength.

You must be able to clean house and those other ads

that help

check this guy out.

The strength of a human.

Man.

Where are your ads

that.

They're at home and the ad farm.

Oh let's do this guys where

every molecule of quiver.

Don't

what's so funny.

End

of.

Job.

It was a

great grade on it.

It's just revenue

loss.

Where's the cans around here.

Yeah.

Boy.

I i'm sorry

i didn't see it sitting there on the pot.

Invisible girl was going to go to the bathroom

said.

Wonder.

Oh don't worry about the clerk

i have a feeling he'll show up sometime tonight.

Well

maybe i could call him and ask you to break some ice we're sort of running

on

Horace

excuse me.

Cookie.

The hawk

looks like he lost some weight

yeah but he's still.

Way out of shape i gotta get them to go on a diet

summer how

did you see

the love handles on the flash.

Smoking again and then he started smoking again and now he smokes six packs a day

well they're all letting themselves go and i mean you know

who can blame them

i mean it's a justice league of america wiped out all the super villains these guys

have nothing to do tell me about it have you seen the green lantern.

It's unbelievable he looks like Orson welles well.

Last

Clark god i didn't know if you're going to make it i'm so glad you came

i'm afraid i can't stay too long Lewis i gotta get back to the office

by the way is Superman here

now i flew out for some ice.

So long as i don't get to see it too much more now that you're married hey.

Must be great being married to the man of steel.

I guess you must be a terrific husband at.

Heart.

I confide in you

of course you can

as

well i feel like

can talk to you Clark because I've known you for a long time until your

article you seem to have such a high opinion of Superman.

Clark.

It's about Superman.

I mean

i can't tell you how incredibly though he is

i mean he's so kind heart and all that but he's so

boring sometimes i think i'm going to lose my mind.

I'm surprised to hear that Louis.

It's not his fault he's from Krypton

i mean he's just so straight though

you know when we got married he was a virgin.

So what's so bad about that both you being virgins.

Oh come on Clark i went out with a hawk for six months.

Thank

you and the hulk huh.

That's funny.

Oh

there's a Superman oh this

well

i dunno i never really came up i don't think it bothered

yeah i'm sure it would matter

guy like Superman

so artisan

does anyone else know about you and the hulk

oh sure i have the flash and Spiderman and

the thing and

thing

i told Paraguay and.

Clark and i took.

Clark

what's the matter.

To me also

yeah i got a cab waiting outside

i got to go

all free i'm sorry i

designed you i just had to give it

one.

Last delicious

thank you

we should talk to

or stop by yeah I'll tell him

goodnight.

No

you

can't

art like that he'd have to rent it or

buy it over

at home

I'll come out

a lot of people standing on your lawn.

I figured easy.

That smell like.

Play.

It's Clark Kent.

Of course

Clark Kent Superman.

I said

okay I'll do it everybody on.