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I'm so glad we went there. Me too. It was so much fun.

You would have loved it.

I know.

Next time, next time.

Well, I just wanted to thank my lovely stepdaughter and her boyfriend for

and spending New Year's Eve with me.

I was so disappointed when your dad invited everyone to the yacht, and I

realized that he got himself.

Oh, of course.

It's a no -brainer that we come and spend New Year's with you.

Let's start off our tradition by telling everyone our New Year's Eve resolutions

to make sure we keep ourselves accountable.

I hate this part.

I guess I'd have to say I want

to be able to take the college all by myself.

Aw. Yeah.

That's so admirable. How do you feel?

Thank you.

I definitely want the new smartphone coming out with the new multi -feature

technology. Wow, so exciting.

He's so into this stuff.

Well, I want to start fucking more strangers.

What the fuck?

That's so weird.

Can you hear me?

I think his reception is really bad. He can't hear me on the yacht.

I gotta look for better service.

Can you hear me, Dan?

Hello?

I don't know. I mean, he's not able to hear me. I think it's because he's on

yacht.

Oh, me?

Well, maybe you need to try again. Because, you know, your father really

deserves to have some McDonald's.

You're right. I mean, yeah.

I'm going to try again. Maybe I'm here.

Hello? I have such a headache.

Dad, can you hear me?

What if I stay in here?

No, not at all.

Hello?

Happy New Years Dad!

Can you hear me Dad?

Your reception sucks.

Hello?

What about here?

Can you hear me now?

Hello?

Hello Dad?

Can you hear me?

Hello?

Can you hear me at all?

Dad, hello?

Hello.

Oh, finally.

I can hear you a little bit.

Oh my gosh.

No,

we're having a good time here.

Okay,

we'll try coming to the front of the ship now.

Well, I hope you have a happy new year.

You can hear that.

Anyway, I gotta go.

Apparently you can't hear me.

I mean, he walked from the front of the ship to the back of the ship.

You can't hear me.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I know how much you love your dad.

Let's continue celebrating, I guess.

What do you think?

I like it.

um um

I like them a lot.

I'm going to have some practice with my stepfather.

Maybe a little.

Maybe. Maybe?

Or maybe are you craving something more?

Yeah. Yeah, I think you want something more.

Yeah.

It's so tight and warm.

Making me so wet.

Ooh.

I don't want River to feel bad.

Come on.

You're not doing anything wrong.

Really, you're just helping me with my resolution.

Come on, I really need your help.

Oh, okay. If you insist.

I'll check up on you.

I'll make them dry.

I need your help when you go get that chair over there.

Okay. Bring it right here.

Alright.

Sit down.

I was sucking your cock on the couch yesterday.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my god.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

Thank you for watching.

I hope you enjoyed this video.

I'll take it. I messed up.

And I just wanted to get a head start on my resolution.

And, you know, I didn't even think about the way it would make you feel.

I just don't see why you even care about making me your resolution.

So, honestly, now that I'm not with your father, you know,

I'm single, and I want to feel empowered.

Not to mention, I've never actually accomplished any of my resolutions.

I suppose my boyfriend was just helping you?

Exactly, sweetie.

Well, in that case, I'm still leaving.

Honey, no, this isn't the right way to start off our new year.

You need to be in the right mindset, positivity.

You guys need to make up, okay?

I feel bad. I don't want to, you know...

cause you guys to not be together or anything.

So, why don't you guys hug?

Come on.

There you go.

See?

Oh my god. Mom?

That's so weird.

Listen, I'm just trying to help you out. Help you guys connect.

I don't care about these New Year's rituals.

Listen, honey.

Well, you should care, okay?

This is about your resolution, too.

Don't you want to go to college and be able to pay for it?

I mean, yeah, but like... Not like this.

I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you get in the right mindset, okay?

Listen, as your stepmom, it's my responsibility.

I mean... I do want to go to college, so...

Yeah. I guess I'll try.

Come here.

Just relax.

I don't know about this.

That's kind of nice.

Deep breaths.

Thank you.

I guess so.

That's your nose.

Wow, I hope you...

Aww,

so perky.

Perk.

Oh, that's super good.

That mommy.

I want you to come lay down on top of me

Good girl

oh my god

That's a good job.

Give it to her.

It's so fucking wet.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

um um

I think mommy's going to help you with it.

Okay honey.

Bye.

Amen.

Oh my God.