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Here's the file on the new accountant.

She'll be here at 10 .30.

Oh, good.

Why don't you call a meeting?

I want everyone present about 8 .30.

Okay. Understand?

She's going to fit in just fine here.

She's a real nerd.

Our new accountant will be starting today.

Ms. Hart is a very competent accountant.

She chose our firm for the dedication to its business.

For some reason, she didn't stay in her last position for very long.

That won't be happening here.

I want all of you to make sure that she sees we run our company by the book.

I know I don't need to say this, but I don't want any misunderstanding.

With any luck, she might just fit in.

Absolutely. Yes, ma 'am. I told you those books were done.

I will check them thoroughly.

I understand.

I'll see to it. Thank you.

Come in.

Ms. Hart is here.

Sure. Ms.

Thompson, please have Mr. Clay come in also, please.

Okay.

So, thank you, ma 'am. Thank you.

Please, have a seat.

Thank you.

I'm Shannon Smith.

We spoke on the phone a few times. Yes.

You, uh, become highly recommended, you know.

But, um, I must say, you look nothing like this picture.

I have many different sides.

Oh.

Well, first, I'd like to tell you a little bit about our, you know, company.

Crown rules, so to speak.

Which, I don't think you'll have any problems.

After a few phone conversations, I think you're just what we're looking for.

I think so, too.

We differ from other companies.

We kind of think of each other more as friends than co -workers.

Second, two of my employees are married, Mr. and Mrs. Foster, which in itself

is a little bit unusual.

But we eat, sleep, and drink accounting.

We leave all of our personal lives and our problems at home.

Well, I think you'll be just fine.

I understand the situation perfectly.

Good. Come here, Mr. Clay.

Mr. Clay, this is Ms. Hart.

Ms. Hart, this is Mr. Clay.

He's going to be your personal secretary.

It's a pleasure.

Mr. Clay will introduce you and show you around to everyone.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome. And I'm sure it will be an asset to your company.

I do, too.

This way.

Good

morning.

Ah, Mr.

and Mrs. Foster.

This is Ms. Hart.

Nice to meet you. Hello.

Okay.

Now here, we all have set times for our breaks.

And our lunches.

Except for Mr. and Mrs. Foster. They take them at the same time.

You mean we have to eat lunch alone?

Absolutely. We all work and eat alone.

It's more efficient that way.

And also, there are no visitors and no personal phone calls.

All work and no play.

In a nutshell.

Sounds like the perfect company for me.

Well, it's good. Because we certainly need your help.

More than you know.

And I can't wait to get started.

That's good.

After you.

Ah, Mr. Jordan.

Let me introduce you to Miss Hart, Mr. Jordan.

Kendra, please. Yes, I'm sure.

You better be experienced. I got time to play school. You understand?

I wouldn't worry about that.

I could probably teach you a few things.

Young lady, I doubt you could teach me anything.

Now watch out.

You must be Miss Hart.

It's always a pleasure to meet a fellow numbers cruncher.

It's nice to meet you too, but please call me Kendra.

We don't use first names around here, Ms. Fart.

This is my secretary, Patricia Jones.

Hi. Hi, Patricia. Nice to meet you.

Okay, we've wasted enough time. Let me show you the office, and you can get

started.

Where were

you? You weren't in your office.

I had to go to the bathroom.

It's not time for your break.

Well, um, did you have something you needed me for?

Yes, Miss Smith wanted me to give you these.

Oh, thank you.

You're welcome.

You have a good day now. You too.

Something about that girl.

Did Mick Smith leave yet?

Oh, ten minutes ago.

Oh, damn.

I wanted to work on the Ashford account at home.

Well, I can get those journals for you.

Oh, you can? Yeah. Oh, that'd be great. No problem.

Oh,

good.

It's going to pay me a lot of work.

Something wrong with your check?

No.

That's very distracting.

I'm sorry.

No, it's good.

You know you're a very good secretary.

I've always liked you.

Yeah? Uh -huh.

Then how come I'm not your secretary?

You gotta learn to play ball.

I can play ball.

I can play hardball.

You see it?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, boy.

um um

Amen.

Amen.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yes.

I can't believe that.

That's unheard of around here.

She did it again.

Honey, I have to go back to work. I can't believe this. I'll see you back at

office. Come here, Jackie.

I can't believe this. This is unheard of.

I have

to head back to work.

About three minutes.

Lighten up, William.

Now I have a feeling you're behind that.

Are you accusing me of something?

No. I'm just pointing out that yesterday things were fine and today, well,

today... Today, a co -worker called you by William?

First names are not permitted.

Many times a little change around here.

There's no need for change.

How would you know?

What is going on?

I don't understand. I run an efficient accounting firm.

Something is changing.

I'm not tolerating any nonsense from my employees.

What's changing?

I don't know, but if I did, I would stop it.

Get out.

You're no help.

Oh, I gave Frank the journals on the Astrid account after you left last

Fine, fine, fine.

Frank?

What now?

Could you help me with the coffee machine?

What?

I can't find the coffee.

It's in the cabinet.

I looked.

Please.

What are you doing here anyways?

It's not your break time.

Well, I finished the rest of the coffee, and I didn't want to leave it empty.

Oh, all right.

Come on.

Come on.

Look at that.

There.

You know, you've been causing way too many problems lately around here.

I haven't caused anything.

I

really

don't think you should be doing that.

Tell me.

And I'll stop.

If you don't make it, I'll stop.

No.

I won't stop.

Tell me.

Say it like that.

Look at it and tell me you like it.

Oh, yeah, you want to suck my nipples.

Just like I want to suck your cock.

Oh, wow.

Why don't you pick a tracker?

We're kind of hot now.

Yeah.

Wow. Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, break over.

you

Oh, don't sweat.

Oh my God.

Oh, God.

All right.

oh yeah oh yeah

I love you.

I'd like Mr. Foster in my office at once, please.

Have a seat.

Yes, Miss Smith.

You are one of my most loyal employees, are you not, James?

Why, yes, ma 'am. And you will tell me what is going on with my firm, won't

What's going on?

It's Miss Hart, isn't it?

Is what Miss Hart? I don't understand.

She's changing them.

Isn't she?

I'm sorry. I really don't understand, boss.

Nobody understands.

You don't understand. Nobody understands. Get out. Get back to work.

I don't need your help.

Sorry, boss.

What the hell is going on with everybody? I don't get it.

God, she's changing them. Kinder girl. I've got to get her out of my company.

It was a long day.

Yes, it was.

Ah,

yeah. Let's see how my balls are doing.

Yep, just like I thought. First place over at Nick's.

I can't believe it's Steinbrenner.

Honey, what's for dinner tonight?

I thought we'd order up.

I can't believe it. Order up? It's not Wednesday, is it?

No, it's not.

Would you pay a bonus?

I can't believe it.

Oh, I know that look.

Honey, it's not Saturday night. Sure, I know that.

Ah.

Oh, God.

Ugh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Shit.

Shit.

That was good, too.

Oh, wow.

Maybe I should... Honey, look who's here.

You guys, I'm going to go.

You know what?

This is okay. This might be fun. Come on in, Steve.

You want me to go over the paper?

We'll go over the paper later. Don't worry about Steve.

Now, would you really come over here for a minute?

you know, you're never going to find love again.

I think I want to see if you don't mind, please.

Bye.

Yeah.

Oh.

Let me see if it's okay.

Yeah, baby.

I love you.

That Perkins dude, he's pretty funny on stage, isn't he?

Oh, yeah.

I'd rather go to the Bulls game any day, though.

No, no.

Yeah.

Oh, hi, Shannon.

Hello.

I didn't hear about this.

Oh, well.

You supposed to be back in Quarney Park or something?

Ah, what the hell.

So when's the last time you got laid?

You call.

I want a meeting at 3 o 'clock with everyone there.

Do you understand me?

Hi.

No. I just had to get away.

Everyone's crazy down there. It's crazy.

It isn't really.

Is it what?

Crazy. Then what do you call this? Everyone down there has just totally

incorrigible.

Well.

They're just learning to enjoy themselves.

Not while they're working, though.

And why not?

Because they don't get any work done.

I guess you haven't noticed that we're two days ahead of schedule.

So it looks like you're the only one slacking off here.

Well, why?

Why is everybody changing?

Everyone's gone nuts.

I don't think they've gone nuts. I think that they're just letting themselves

go. They see something they want and they need and they're taking

it.

Taking what? What are they taking?

Part of their life.

Haven't you ever wanted something?

Needed something?

Yes.

Yes, I have.

So why don't you just let go and take it?

Take it?

I don't know how.

I can show you.

Amen.

Please stop.

Fuck you.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

I've been noticing some changes around here.

She won't admit it, but I think Kendra has something to do with that.

I've realized that emotions are just as important as intellect.

So, I'm willing to give that.

That's something that I've wanted to do for quite a while.

The rest of you can take the day off if you wish.

Thank you.

Amen.

I love you.

Oh.

Amen.

Oh, yeah.

oh oh

I shall have them all gone.

You can't leave.

You did this. You made us all happy.

I did nothing.

I just helped you to realize that there's nothing wrong with loving

matter who you are.

It's our nature to be sexual.

Just how you go about it.

Sex and love is why we're all here.

They're part of all I love.

You did it, not us.

No, I'm a body and it was always you.