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Tonight's episode

the hospital.

Hey bill.

I came as soon as i heard about your leg thanks

Jeff i really appreciate that.

Appreciate word.

Well that you came as soon as you heard.

Heard

what.

Sounds like the tone of your voice.

Well that i broke my leg.

Oh no bill that's terrible

how does that happen.

Okay get this you know we've got all this snow last night so i got the ladder out

this morning and i was up on the roof sweeping the snow off with a broom

the ladder slipped on some ice and bam i went down

broke my leg why i know

you broke your leg thats terrible.

It happened.

I was on the roof getting snow off of the room and

i fell

oh my god we gotta get you to a hospital.

We're in a hospital

well then we gotta get your nurse nice

how nice.

What's the matter we've just got a man with a broken leg here.

I was just here what do you want me to do for him.

Do for who.

Come back later.

So

bill

it's two o'clock

what the hell are you still doing in bed.

I

broke my leg

oh no

that's awful that is

how did it happen i fell.

That's it.

That's it

you fell.

C'mon there's gotta be more to it than that.

Okay i was up on the roof and i was cleaning snow off and let her stepdad

but what were we hey look look look good pal.

I've got my troubles too

i don't go telling him to every stranger i meet.

Jeff.

It's me bill.

Oh bill

know

this is terrible.

Could we get a nice

person.

Hello.

What's the matter hello there

i thought you might like to meet

your patient

nurse

patient patient

nurse now that i broken the ice maybe you two won't be such strangers

look Sarah i'm really busy and unappreciated if you would quit calling me while i

would appreciate it if you didn't keep interrupting us.

As well Jeff thanks for visiting me your friend

bill in the hospital because of my broken leg.

Huh.

Oh yeah

sure no problem.

Hey.

Bill these are.

Really beautiful flowers.

I guess i should have brunch or something.

Jeff.

Didn't you bring me those flowers.

Yeah yeah yeah i sure did i brought you those flowers bill

i sure did that with me.

Hey Jeff

could you do me a favor pull that screen around

i need to use my bedroom yeah

sure no problem.

Thanks

i appreciate this Jeff.

Bill.

Bill was

just call me.

Oh

my god bill you lazy slab

get up and use the bathroom.

I can't i broke my leg.

That.

I'm going to get

some help

nine one one.

Hello hello

this is an emergency

my friends

and I've got to get him to a hospital

what

aha.

Aha.

Aha.

What why are you telling me this.

Then why did you call me.

Then correct

so bill hey it is two thirty

rise and shine sleepyhead.

Keep it down Jeff

you're in a hospital.

I'm in a hospital.

Oh no what was wrong with me.

There's nothing wrong with you don't patronize me i have

a right to know why is everyone walking on eggshells.

That.

You have done nothing but

you just give it to me straight.

Am i dying.

I can take it

i can take it i know it happened.

Day.

That wow

not gonna die.

I'm going to live and i'm going to make every second catholic.

Am sorry he was

hit by a pair.

This bill

i came as soon as i heard about your leg.

Three.

Thanks.