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I want to tell you the story of how we fixed everything.

How we used the Mind Stone and Wakandan tech

to cure every zombie on the planet.

But I can't.

Because it's not what happened.

Something was waiting for us.

Something that we had been warned about.

Thanos.

He wanted the Mind Stone.

But after T'Challa saw what he was doing to Wakanda,

he wasn't in a giving mood.

Thanos had unimaginable power,

but his infected brain couldn't focus it.

T'Challa saw it before we did.

Zombie Thanos was learning.

It wouldn't be long before he was...

unstoppable.

Things were looking bad.

I mean, we were outnumbered.

And then we weren't.

You see, Thor, he had a score to settle.

But that's not the story, either.

It all seemed hopeless.

Thanos turned the Golden City inside out,

exposing the molten vibranium in its reactor's core.

I heard T'Challa say "Wakanda forever," quietly, like...

Like he knew that it was the last time.

T'Challa saved the universe.

Every single one of us.

We thought it was over.

It wasn't.

The energy of the stones escaped all around us,

warping the fabric of reality.

And then I looked back just in time to see that we were going to die.

But we didn't.

Next thing, we were falling through a magic portal,

rescued by the friendly sorcerers of Kamar-Taj.

Just like you.

Gentlemen.

Story time's over.

She's on the move.

The Queen of the Dead has made plans to increase her strength.

She's almost amassed enough power to march on Paris.

And this time, she marches with an army by her side.

Right.

Are we, you know, ready to fight?

Yes, but we're not going to face them alone.

Solid ground.

Thank you.

Yeah. I think I'm done with boats for a while.

-I can't believe I never got sick. -Bravo for you.

-Oh! Oh!

Okay, sir.

Wait. Did you just now throw up?

- I have a sensitive stomach. - I'm sorry.

Come on, Alexei.

We're here.

My little bear is gone.

I will stay here and finish the vodka.

And when that is done, I will drink the water of the sea.

And then I will die.

And I will be with my little bear.

Hey, what do we say about the ones we lose?

We honor them.

With every breath we take.

Wise words.

Spoken by a wise man,

me.

You're right, little Kamala.

We will get your ship.

My little bear did not die in vain.

Hmm. Inviting.

At least these guys are dead.

- Mostly.

Gross.

This is New Asgard?

No, that is.

Place has a great vibe.

Can someone please?

Ah, I just cleaned my rings, so...

-Yeah, same here. Wax and everything.

My God, you people are so--

Let me guess.

You've come for the feast?

Say yes. Say yes.

Uh, yes.

Where's your invitation?

Our invitation?

Oh, our invitation?

Yes. Uh, well, you know, we... We definitely got one.

-We so got one.

You're not helping.

You see, unfortunately, our invitation was, uh...

-Uh... -Lost.

-Oh, yes, yes, lost. -At sea.

-Yes, at sea. -Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

What does that even mean?

I'm surrounded by idiots.

You're not welcome here.

Hey, is Thor here? Can we... Can we talk to him?

Are you having trouble hearing me?

Leave!

Now!

Please. We've... We've all come a really long way, and...

And the fate of the world depends on it.

Okay, that was so cool.

You can walk away, or I can grease my blade with your guts.

It's all the same to me.

I love you. Sorry.

You have no idea who you are speaking to.

Don't I? Looks like an unimpressive gathering of humans to me.

This is a refuge for gods, not mortals.

Who said I'm mortal?

You offend yourself with such claims.

Leave before I eviscerate you all.

I am the Moon God, Khonshu.

Has the world changed so much

that the Asgardians no longer recognize my deity?

Khonshu...

My God!

You little bird head bastard! How you been, man?

I haven't seen you in so long...

Uh... Sorry. Who is she talking to?

I have no idea.

Maybe his imaginary friend is real?

-Yeah, I mean, at this point, why not?

I miss my boat.

Okay, Khonshu. Yes, yes. Come on, bring your friends.

-Open the gate.

You're welcome.

And don't touch anything.

Ah! Whoa!

Wow, this is so D&D.

I call Paladin.

Ooh! I call Barbarian.

Uh, no, man. Wizard all day.

You built this place?

We came to Earth looking for peace.

But we gave your kind too much credit.

We found only death.

So we sought refuge in these cliffs,

and refuge is what we got.

So that's a, kind of, mean way of saying you're hiding.

With all due respect, of course, Your Highness-ness.

Respectfully, we are hiding from the pathetic sight of human failure

because it's a bummer.

You came to Earth in a ship, yes?

-Yes.

Khonshu guy was right.

You still have it?

Ugh! You reek of spirits.

Do you have any left? They rationed mine.

There was an incident.

Look, we asked because if we actually had a ship, we might be able to fix things.

Uh, fix things for who?

We're surviving just fine.

-What's that music?

Revels.

-Revels? -Revels?

Oh, what is this?

Revels means party!

These walls allow us to live our lives in relative peace.

Expressing our ancient Asgardian culture.

Such that it is.

Okay. Okay. Go, Asgard.

Go, Asgard.

You have the look of a starved hellhound.

He does. He does.

The revels are no time for sadness.

Sit with us and eat.

Yes. Come make merry.

I eat to honor Yelena, Melina, and the widows.

Whoa, is that Thor?

Oh, God, that's the God of Thunder?

Wow, he's seen better days.

I've got to talk to him. He could help us.

Hey, Kamala, wait!

Excuse me!

Uh, sorry, sorry. I just need to talk to Thor.

Thor? Mr. Odinson?

Thor!

He doesn't talk to anyone.

-Kamala. -I know this is gonna sound crazy,

but we have a device.

It's a transmitter. And if we can get it to space, we can fix everything.

And if I could just show Thor, please, like, he can help us.

Can't you see he's broken?

Whatever fight he had died long ago.

Well, it looks like he's keeping everyone well fed, at least.

Oh, it's not him. The Queen of Sokovia has come

to share the bounty of her kingdom. Hopefully.

Sokovia has no queen.

Of course they do. She brought us this feast.

Wanda Maximoff.

Wanda Maximoff?

But she's the Queen of the Dead.

Control your pets, Khonshu. They insult our guest.

There has been a misunderstanding.

These weary travelers are confused.

Grant them mercy.

Come, sit at my table.

We have much to discuss.

I am not going anywhere with you.

You sent your scions after us.

You killed our friends.

You're the Queen of the Dead.

Do I look dead to you?

Sit, eat.

-We're not here for the food. -Ooh. Ow!

We thought... Well, everyone thinks you're an evil zombie.

I was infected. That is true.

-What? -Wait, how did you...

Over time, I found a way to focus my powers and control my thoughts

and myself.

I regained my ability to sculpt reality, so I did.

You healed yourself?

Yes.

Just as my gifts could heal this world.

If only I wasn't denied the power to do so.

Denied?

By who?

The Wakanda event released infinite energies,

enough to reshape this world, but someone stole it for themselves.

They hoard it.

My dream.

Yes. You saw him in your dream.

You felt his power.

I can't defeat him on my own.

I need an army.

Soldiers with the strength of gods.

Betrayer. Betrayer!

Thor, wake up!

We need you!

What did you do?

I'm sorry.

I had no choice.

No, no, no. No!

-Oh, my God. -Where's Alexei?

Oh, no!

I ate a lot of fingers.

- No.

Kamala, don't be afraid. Come with me.

Together we can fix this.

Liar! You are the Queen of the Dead!

You... You want the transmitter!

No, Kamala Khan.

I don't want the transmitter.

I want...

- ...you!

Hey, no heads-up with the zombie food?

Khonshu doesn't tell me everything.

I deeply regret meeting all of you.

Oh! Oh, my God!

Oh, thanks, buddy.

No. No!

Thor!

-Thor!

Death Dealer!

Always there when I need you, man.

Death Dealer!

Oh! No!

No!

No.

No!

No! Thor, move!

Hey! Hey! He's gone. He's gone. We've got to go.

Okay, just look at me. You know where the ship is, right?

-Right? -Yes. Yes!

-Move! -Go, go, go!

Come on! Hurry, hurry!

Party's over, gang! Let's move!

You can't outrun your fate, child.

Come on, let's move!

-Come on, Alexei. We're almost there. -Okay, okay. I'm fine.

Goddamn, those zombies are strong!

-Katy, move! -Got it!

Hey, somebody knows how to fly that ship, right?

It's about to be really important.

Keep moving! Keep moving!

Here they come!

Alexei! Alexei, are you okay?

No, no! Leave me!

-Alexei, we gotta go right now.

Leave me!

Alexei!

No.

Alexei.

I'm sorry.

I will honor you.

-What's going on? -Why did we stop?

-I don't know. -Let's go!

-Punch it! -I am!

Again! Harder!

-More! -I'm trying!

Go, go, go!

-Wait! -We are going backwards!

-I know! -What did you do?

-We're out of time! -Warp speed!

Everyone, shut up!

- No.

Kamala, the hope you seek is down here with me.

There is no salvation in the stars.

No.

Please, you must listen.

We can heal the world.

Um, guys, something's happening.

Huh?

-My king.

-Thor! -There he is.

-Yes! -Now that's the God of Thunder.

-Whoo-hoo! -Come on, Thor.

- Hell yeah! -We have an Avenger in the house, guys!

What are you doing?

Go, now!

Wait! What? You're not coming with us?

You're the last Avenger. We need you.

No, little one.

You're the Avenger now.

Now, go!

No!

-Mmm.

The instruments aren't happy.

It's the fallout from the Wakanda event.

Hmm. Well, we're above it now.

Good.

That means we can finally use this.

That's very small.

Yeah, someone shrunk it to keep it safe.

And, um, what does it do?

Well, apparently, it oscillates at the frequency

that the Nova Corps use for their communications.

Hmm. Then size doesn't matter.

That's fortunate for you.

I can key-synch the comms to the same frequency.

Wait, so we can call them?

-That's right.

We did it!

No, Kamala, you did it.

Because of you, we have an opportunity to save this planet.

I couldn't have done it without all of you.

We've been through so much and...

I don't know, maybe... Maybe it was all worth it.

Come on, do the honors.

Go on.

Uh...

I don't know what button to push.

-It's the yellow one. -Oh.

-This yellow one? -No, no, no.

-That one right there? -The other yellow one.

Okay.

And saving the world...

go!

Um...

How long do you think it'll take to get an answer?

I don't know.

How far away are the Nova Corps people?

It's them.

They... They answered.

They actually answered.

-Guys, we did it.

-This isn't right. -What?

Even the fastest signal would take weeks to reach the outer galaxy.

No. They were already here.

If they were already here, what were they doing?

Attention craft. Return to your world!

It has been quarantined by the Nova Corps.

Quarantined?

Your world has been declared condemned.

Any attempt to flee the planet will be met with incineration.

The Nova Corps knew, and they didn't come to help.

Return to the surface or be destroyed.

You have ten seconds to comply.

They were never gonna help us.

-They came to make sure no one leaves. -Oh, God!

Five seconds.

What's happening?

-Four, three...

-No. -...two, one...