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Have you seen my work cell phone?

Plugged it in last night.

I feel like I'm forgetting something.

I should have packed last night instead of arguing with you.

Honey, I'm sorry. I don't want to fight anymore.

Okay, carry on.

PowerPoint's in the bag.

Faith Fertility Clinic?

Jesus Christ, Rose, you can't take no for an answer.

Can you?

It's just a consultation.

I had a vasectomy.

I didn't want another kid.

Why can't you be happy being a stepmother?

I want a baby.

Eddie is an adult.

How many times are we going to have this discussion?

When I met you, you told me you didn't want any kids.

I know, but then it changed after I held my sister's baby.

I need to be a mother. I want us to raise a child together.

All of a sudden now, huh?

Your sister gets a dress, designer makeup.

You have to get one too.

She takes dance lessons.

You drag me to tangles. Stop. And now she has a baby and you want one.

Don't you think you should make an appointment to see a shrink?

Is this?

This is not about having what my sister has.

This is a need inside me that I've always had.

It was quiet before, but then it had to be because you didn't want any more kids

and I wanted to be your wife. And now, Drew, it's not quiet.

Now it's loud and sometimes it screams at me.

Mother, I want us to raise a child together.

I didn't want to have a baby with my first wife.

Did you know that? I didn't want any.

Look at what a great father you are.

You're amazing, and you raised such a great young man.

Don't you want him to have a brother or a sister? No.

I spent 19 years with the kid, and now we're going to have freedom.

Honey, we can travel.

You always told me you wanted to go to Europe.

How are we going to do that with a baby?

Our baby would be so good, so well behaved, and so quiet.

We'll just, we'll take it with us. We can take our baby to Europe.

I'm snipped, and I have no intention of reversing that.

End of discussion.

Where's my thermos? I'm going to be late.

and she went through the change and I know that I'm having the same symptoms

now. I'm going to go through early menopause just like she did and then

never be a mother and my dreams will be gone forever.

Hell, I'm hungry.

Well, hello to you, son.

Sorry, Dad.

How was your guys' weekend?

Good. But I got to run.

Your stepmom will make me something.

Or order something and I'll pay for it. Your stepmom needs to read it.

Try not to get bored to death in Iowa.

Be a good boy and take care of your mom.

I will.

Don't worry about us.

We might have found the perfect place.

It's right over by University.

It's got a lot of big windows in it, so less than a lot of light.

There's a gym, actually, too, which is really nice.

And two parking spaces, so we can each have one.

Kind of fits our standards.

But it's $200 cheaper even than the last place we were looking at. But I will

need Dad's help moving in. But it's closer to you guys, so I can visit more

often, too.

It's not furnished, though, so I was hoping maybe we could use some of the

furniture that was down in the basement, you know? Um, I figured we could just

go ahead and... Mom?

Mom?

Hey, Mom?

Sorry, sorry, sweetie. Yeah, no, it's fine. Take it.

Okay, cool. Yeah, it's just sitting down with all those tarps on it and dust, so

I figured it would be okay.

No, really, we don't mind. You can have whatever you want.

I'm not feeling very well.

I'm gonna go lay down for a while.

Oh, are you sick?

No.

It's just a headache.

Feel better.

Thought I heard you fill up.

So thoughtful.

You feeling any better?

I'm fine.

You know, I've always been able to come to you and talk about my problems and

things like that.

You were easier to talk to than my real mom or dad.

But I'm also a good listener, just in case you ever needed to talk.

Really, I'm fine.

That's what Dad said, too.

I was just worried when I heard you two fighting before I left for the weekend.

Really? What else did he say?

That you won't get a divorce.

You're not going to get a divorce, are you?

No, sweetie, of course not.

We're just having a disagreement.

It happens from time to time.

Just the last time my dad raised his voice like that was right before my mom

left. Well, sweetie, I am not going to leave your father, and I'd certainly

never leave you.

Okay, fine.

I know you don't want to talk about it.

I'll just have to check your phone history after. See? See what?

You're so bad.

I'll just erase my history.

You know I know how to look up your history.

Even if you erase it.

Too much.

I just... I like to see you smile.

You are so good.

Just like your father.

Well, not all of it like him.

I would never raise my voice like that at you.

Really?

I'm not entirely innocent and all, but, I mean, the fight we're having, it's my

fault.

What? Bullshit.

I'm sorry, Mom.

All right.

Here it is.

So, I would like for you to have a brother or a sister.

I want to have a baby with your father.

That's great.

After you were born, he had a vasectomy, and he doesn't want to get it undone.

Why not?

He wanted to travel the world.

You know how hard you work.

It's always been his plan. Work hard, retire early, travel the world.

He doesn't want another kid.

And with me moving out.

Sweetie, you hardly rely on us anymore.

We hardly even see you now.

Would you leave him if he didn't give you a baby?

I think about that at night, but I don't know. I think

everyone just has one soulmate, and if I left your father, well, then I'd just

be all alone with my baby.

You could get a sperm donor.

Yeah, that's what I was researching just now, but it's really expensive, and I

know I couldn't get a loan.

I could help you.

My internship is paying me decently now, and I'm saving money on the place that

we were thinking about getting, so... Sweetie, you're cute.

You're such a darling, but at your age, you don't even have credit.

Okay, well...

How can I help you then?

Well, first we're going to need a time machine.

Then we'll go back to when you were a cute little baby and I'll get to raise

myself.

I could be the donor.

Would you?

Yeah, of course.

I mean, we'd have to keep it a secret from my girlfriend, but yeah.

Of course. I would not tell anyone.

It wouldn't work. Your father would never allow it.

He wouldn't have to know.

Maybe.

Maybe he wouldn't have to know.

Well, maybe he would think it was his child. I mean, people who've had

vasectomies do have babies sometimes.

It's rare, but it happens.

And when I was a baby, I looked exactly like my dad.

I mean, we were almost identical.

Oh, my God.

This might actually work.

Right? And Dad doesn't even get back until tomorrow.

I could go put my sperm in a cup, and we could just refrigerate it, and then

tomorrow we'll just take it to the hospital, and they just, I guess, insert

and I don't really know how to... No, sweetie, it's not that simple.

I wish it was.

I mean, I have to take a special medicine, and... They have to have some

retrieval surgery, and they have to give me a couple of IVF treatments at least.

And it's still expensive, and it takes time.

Well, I mean, time is all I have. We could make it work.

Sweetie, I don't have time.

I've been having hot flashes lately.

I'm so afraid I'm going to go to early menopause.

What? No!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What?

They would take my sperm and put it in you, and it's not like I'm a virgin, so

what's the difference if I do it myself?

No.

You're cheating.

No, it's not cheating. I wouldn't do it under any other circumstance.

It'll be clinical.

We don't need a kiss or anything like that. It'll just be over before you know

it. Edward.

I'm sorry, okay?

You know the only reason I said anything was just because I love you so much and

I hate seeing you so sad.

You are so sweet.

So good.

You're good too. I mean, you're amazing and beautiful and kind and

we would make a beautiful baby.

We would.

But... Whatever my dad says, I know he would love being a father again.

Were you... Were you serious about helping me?

Yes.

Okay, but... This would have to be a secret.

You could never tell your father.

It'll be fine.

It's your girlfriend, isn't it?

Oh, you're thinking of her. I promise I'll never tell anyone.

This will be our secret.

And after tonight, our lives will just go on like this never happened.

No, it's not that.

Oh, no, it's your father.

Oh, God, I've asked you to do something so terrible.

It's unspeakable.

Stop.

I really want to make love to you, and...

If I'm being honest, I've thought about it so many times before.

It just, it would be my pleasure to in more ways than one.

What is it, baby?

I'm just really nervous.

I really want to satisfy you, and I have too much in my head.

overthinking it, but I really want to fuck you, Mom.

Oh, yes. You're so wonderful, Mommy.

Oh, yes, baby.

I want to kiss you.

I want to kiss you too, baby.

I'm going to do it. Yes.

Oh, yes, baby.

You're going to see a mommy soon.

Hold on.

Tell me how bad you want it, baby.

Yes, baby.

Oh, yeah. Maybe you like that.

You like mommy's mouth on your cup.

Oh,

yeah.

Touch me, baby.

Oh, I like your hands on me.

This is so good.

Yes,

baby.

You did it so good and hard for me. Oh,

you make it so hard.

I feel so good.

Yeah,

your dad likes that too.

Oh, yes,

baby. I love this heart, too.

Oh, yeah, baby. Mommy's so horny.

He want it so bad.

Oh, that's so nice.

Oh,

yeah,

baby. I like it when you touch me.

Yes, baby.

Oh, yes, yes.

It's so hard for me.

Oh, you like it like that? Yeah.

Oh, it's a big dick, baby.

Yeah. That's nice for you. Uh -huh.

I want to feel it. You want to feel it?

Mm -hmm. Inside of you? Mm -hmm.

Oh, that gets so hard for me.

Oh,

baby, I'm going to ride this dick.

Yeah? I need to feel you inside.

Oh god I want it so bad I can't see Oh shit I can't see Oh

shit that didn't make it

Oh, yes.

Oh, this will be my little secret.

Oh,

baby. Oh,

you feel so good inside me.

Oh, it's not wrong.

It's not wrong.

Oh, call me mommy.

Call me mommy while you're fucking me.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh,

fuck, fuck, yes.

Oh, shit.

Right there.

Right there.

Oh,

yes, yes, mommy, pussy baby.

Oh,

yeah, bounce me up and down.

You and me, I'm your comrade.

That was so hard.

You're so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I like your mouth.

Mommy wants your mouth, baby.

My turn.

Give it to me.

Taste.

Taste mommy's pussy, baby.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yeah, I like that clip, baby. You know just what you do.

Pussy baby.

Yes.

You're doing so good.

Yeah. Can't wait in there. So good at that. Cool it, baby.

Make mommy.

Come on, baby.

the babies.

Oh, baby.

Oh, just like that.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, I love how you jump in there.

Give it to me.

Give it to mommy.

Give it to me, baby.

You're talking to me so deep, baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're shaking me up, mommy.

Yes,

you got me, baby.

Oh, yeah, give it to me.

Yes, yes, you mommy's pussy just like that, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, I want you so bad.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

You're such a good boy.

You're such a good boy. Fuck mommy.

Use mommy's pussy, baby.

You're so good, baby.

Use mommy's pussy, son.

Use it. Use it.

Yes, give me a big fat load of Cubzies for mommy, baby.

Please, give me that load of Cubzies. Don't keep me wanting to be it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, I want it.

Oh, you're fucking so good, baby.

I'll get it in their teeth.

Give me good and pregnant, baby.

Just like that.

Oh, I want all your cum.

I want to feel your cock drop and shoot out every...

Oh, yes, fuck yes.

Oh, put your cum in mommy, baby.

Give it to me.

Mommy's pussy, baby.

Right there.

Yes. Yes, use mommy's pussy, baby.

Oh, you fuck me so good.

Oh, yes, they want it so deeply.

Oh, it's that dripping.

Give it to me. Oh, baby.

Pretty good.

I nailed a new client.

Were you a good boy?

He was very helpful.

Always a good boy.