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Look at these pitiful humans.
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So easy in this digital age to create a
room for my souls.
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They come and chat and reveal their most
inner secrets, and all I have to do is
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collect.
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One by one, I will take them like a
Thanksgiving banquet.
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Well, let's start with the taster before
we move on to the mains.
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Jeff is just in it for her money.
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Now this is a tasty main course.
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Mummy, are you dead?
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Are you?
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Maybe she's waiting for him.
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Hey Annie, I thought I'd send you a
video message rather than
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text you because I know you're driving
right now.
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I've just got to mum's house now.
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I've brought my suit for the funeral
tomorrow so I've got everything I need.
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I haven't been out in a while.
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I will see you at 5 o 'clock. It's 3 o
'clock now.
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Yeah, I hope your drive's going okay See
you in a bit
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Hey Annie, I'm just checking in.
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It's almost 5 o 'clock and I've not
heard from you yet, so...
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Hey, I just wanted to check you're okay
because it's after five now.
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Please do text me because I want it.
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I just hope you're okay.
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Some say when you're intoxicated, we see
double.
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Well, Ruth is about to notice she is not
the only one living inside herself.
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Yummy. Watch out.
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Someone's looking at you.
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You only wake up and you're still
pissed.
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That's me right now.
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Pissed and a little bit on all of it.
Well, you can feel it both.
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But I actually had a really good night.
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My head is hurting, though.
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But what else are we meant to do in this
situation that we're all in?
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Got to have a bit of fun and...
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My roommates, housemates, friends, mates
are
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in the biggest mood possible with me
today for trying to have a little bit of
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fun and actually lighten myself and
lighten my mood up.
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And I honestly don't care because if I
want to put a little bit of music on
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and dance and have a few glasses of
wine, what's the issue with that?
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You know?
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But right now, seeing as they've
buggered off out to food shopping, not
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asked me if I want any food. No, no.
Because it's Everyone Hate Roof Day
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in case you didn't know.
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I'm going to jump in the shower, put
some more music on, and enjoy myself.
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Now, I'm all for a party by myself, but
I am getting sick of it.
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Absolutely sick of it.
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I'm fed up of living with absolute
boring twats. who just have a go at me
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wanting to have a drink. So if any of
you out there want to have a virtual
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with me, let's FaceTime, let's make this
happen. Drop me a DM.
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How was that?
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Try not to laugh.
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This is my new pad.
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This is where I am going to be living
now.
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Yep, you heard it. They've kicked me
out.
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I wasn't joking when they said I won my
last warning.
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And even though I don't think I've
personally done anything wrong, they do.
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So yeah, I'm here now.
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They are going to put my bed in there
and obviously clean all the storage out
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with it.
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But yeah.
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and obviously there's no i can do about
it because i can't exactly go back to my
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parents house yet i've just got to hold
it out i've literally been
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trying to sleep so i don't know how many
hours
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they're still
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still at it
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I feel like an absolute mug.
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Well, I'm stuck in here. They're all
having a little gathering.
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I think I'm some sort of pushover.
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Did you hear him?
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Fuck off.
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I am sick of it now. They have literally
had me up for hours, laughing, joking.
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I'm sure they're doing it louder just to
piss me off.
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Do they think I'm, like, locked in this
garage or something? Like, I can't come
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out.
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I am going to go up here and have a
fucking visit. That's what I'm going to
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Go see what's going on there.
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Let me act like you are.
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Sally is one of those courses that gets
stuck in your teeth.
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Irritating. You have to keep prodding it
with a stick to jar it loose.
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But it's still very sweet.
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Just like her little friend, the bear.
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Hi. God, wow. What a journey. Man, it's
just been crazy.
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I've been on such a long flight and I'm
just getting back to my parents house
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now. So I'm really excited about to go
and see everyone.
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Just such a stunning view up here.
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So beautiful.
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Hey guys. Hey.
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So I've just gotten back to my parents
house and I'm just about to go into my
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old room. I just wanted to drag the bag
in with me. My heavy bag.
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So weird.
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Okay.
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So many mirrors. It's so fun.
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Hi.
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Oh wow. This is so weird being back.
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Yeah. There's some things on my shelf
that are like really old.
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Oh mum.
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Nice.
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Nice.
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Yep.
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These bad boys.
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I remember using these all the time when
I was younger. That's so funny. I'm
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just going to put them on.
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Let's put half with one hand. Talking to
you guys.
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There we go. How's that?
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Is that beautiful?
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Yeah, these are pretty fun. They're a
little bit crooked.
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Still good though. Still good.
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Still good.
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Oh my god.
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Ugh.
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She's put that creepy bear back in my
room.
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Why?
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Mum's put like a bunch of my old toys
and
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there's like this creepy bear that
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I had when I was a kid and she's put it
like back on my top shelf. Like look at
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that. It's so weird.
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Look at him.
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How?
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Why'd you do that?
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Honestly.
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So, um... I'm just... In my room, but
I've just, like...
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I thought I heard something, so I'm just
working out.
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Man, their beard is so creepy.
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I think I'm just going to put something
over it.
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It's so weird.
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I really hope you guys don't need a
creepy beard.
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I'm just going to gather it up.
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Now I can go to sleep.
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Now that it's all covered up.
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And we'll see you guys next time.
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Hi, I'm just waking up in New Zealand.
I've got my coffee.
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And I'm just going out on the deck, the
balcony, the veranda, to see this
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beautiful view.
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And you can hear the birds in the
background.
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Such a crazy journey. It's so nice to
wake up here.
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It's so weird. The beer is just over
there. Like, honestly, this is weird.
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I don't think anyone's home.
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What the hell?
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So I'm just going to take you to my old
library.
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Just a second.
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This is so weird. It's kind of like
going for a trip down memory lane
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there are so many books here that I have
not seen in ages.
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What's all this? Oh yeah, it's over
here.
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We've got the flock book, which with a
farm and all that and the family, you've
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kind of got to learn about these things.
But man, it's so weird seeing some of
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these books. I haven't seen them in
ages.
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Here we go. A lot of chiclet in there.
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Beautiful.
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They bring back so many memories.
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It's crazy.
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I don't see any noise.
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It's weird.
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heard something.
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It's kind of coming from this area.
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It's so weird.
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Oh, God.
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What the hell?
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That's, like, not even funny. What the
hell?
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Hilarious. Good one.
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For fuck's sake.
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my parents think they're so funny
hilarious just fucking hilarious
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um hi guys hi so
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i'm still at my parents house and i'm
just doing some work right so i've been
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home a few days now and like mum's put
this child this bear from my childhood
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my room okay it's a really creepy bear
like it's something weird you know like
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it's real creepy um what's been
happening i think my dad's been trying
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me because he knows that i'm really
scared of it right okay so hey or mum
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maybe it's both of them i don't know um
they're like putting the beer in weird
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parts of the house it's giving me such a
fright like and i don't like i can just
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feel it watching me and i can just feel
it watching me or watching me or
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watching me It feels like I can't get
away from it.
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And... I kind of just wish it would stop
pranking me. Like, it's not very
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funny, you know? It's actually pretty
scary.
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It feels like I can't get away from it.
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I know it's a bear.
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I know. But, yeah.
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Maybe someone's here. I don't know.
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Hi. Hello?
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I don't think anyone's here.
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Hello?
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Yeah.
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Okay, it's just weird now. Like, I don't
know.
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What?
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Oh, my goodness.
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Did you guys hear that sound?
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I think it was just the dog.
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Hi.
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Hi. What are you doing up?
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What are you doing up, eh?
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Did you hear it too?
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I feel like there's someone here, but I
don't know.
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When are you doing it?
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Was it you? Was it just you?
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Is it what the sound was?
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It beats the air.
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Okay, I'm just going to go back to my
room.
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Because I don't think there's anything
here.
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Oh,
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how
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appetizing. A man who has faded to black
and white.
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I guess you can say he is the fish
course.
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I think he's a Dover soul.
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See what I did there?
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so I think it'll be interesting to see
just how long it lasts because I don't
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think anyone knows a lot at this stage
but you need to remain
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positive can
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you please keep it clean and can you
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please please please
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Spray the air freshener.
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He just never seems to clean up after
himself.
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Anyway,
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as I was saying, we need to make sure
that we're working together in this and
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making sure that we're all staying
positive.
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So... I'm just checking in the fridge
just to see what we have
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because obviously we need to keep
stocked up during times like this and I
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noticed that there are quite a few
things missing as per
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usual but more annoyingly I noticed that
there's no vegan cheese
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which I assume been eaten rather
annoyingly because the
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guy is not even a vegan and he knows
that this is the only cheese I can eat
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particularly as he has yet to pay me any
rent
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for this month because he said he
wouldn't be working so I
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basically said he could pay the money
when he had it
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which is anyway
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so
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another day in lockdown and another day
with
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more issues around the house
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Keith thinks it's absolutely fine to
leave his washing up in the sink
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for someone else to do. I'm not quite
sure who
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he thinks is going to be doing it. I'm
certainly not.
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And no doubt the empty plates were full
of food that I bought for myself, which
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conveniently disappears from the
kitchen.
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He's even taken to finding it necessary
to move the
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toilet rolls. The toilet rolls disappear
from the bathroom, from the cupboard.
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I'm not sure why he would take them.
Maybe he thinks it's a bit of a joke. I
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don't know. But no, it's not.
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It's not very funny at all. So I will be
having a word with him about
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these.
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this behavior basically, which is I'm
not comfortable with
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Certainly an experience I
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don't want to go through again It
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was a miracle that I actually got some
sanitizer
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seeing as they were pretty much out of
everything today
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We'll see how long that lasts, assuming
no one uses them all up immediately.
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Right, well that was very eventful.
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It took me the best part of three hours
to try and get some basic
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shopping items.
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I went to five shops in the end, five
shops, and there's queuing outside the
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shops.
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It's ridiculous. And all these pillocks
who are hoarding
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all these items, toilet rolls. There's
no toilet rolls.
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There's no pasta.
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There's no basics.
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But there you go.
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We've got two toilet rolls left.
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I've put one in the toilet and I have
hidden one because I know that it
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will go missing if I leave it in there.
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I don't leave it. It's Keith again.
Keith, can you remember that we only
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one toilet roll left?
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So can you please be considerate?
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Thank you.
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I noticed that he didn't make an effort
to go out because he says he's got no
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money, so he can't. But it's OK for me
to
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do shopping for both of us, isn't it?
Yeah.
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So it's pretty late now, but.
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I'm not really able to sleep because
there are quite a lot of issues that are
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going on in my head.
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I did the shopping today, what I could
get.
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But when I came down this evening, I
noticed that a lot of the items that I
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bought had actually perhaps
unsurprisingly gone missing.
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Keith has either...
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eaten them or perhaps he thinks it's
it's funny to uh to wind me up maybe
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them maybe put them somewhere that i
wouldn't find them i don't know but it's
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getting really really annoying now and i
i really need to do something
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because he doesn't listen to me he's
taking advantage of my hospitality it's
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house
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It should be my rules, but it's not.
It's not.
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And what he's doing is he's getting to a
point where I'm going to need to do
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something. I'm going to need to do
something desperate.
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Well, another day on lockdown and I'm
just about the end of my tether
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with Keith.
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his behaviour.
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I don't believe it. He's in there again.
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Keith, can you not use all the toilet
roll?
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I said, can you not use all the toilet
roll?
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I need a word. I need a word.
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Well, I think I've... ...sold the
toilet.
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Fran
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is
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a keep -fit fanatic.
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But she is about to get her cake and eat
it.
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It's the Great Bloody Bake Off.
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Hello, so today I've decided to share
with you the exercise routine I've been
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doing every single day of lockdown.
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I call this Fran's Fitness Plan.
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It's a mix of cardio and ab work.
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I think, you know, well this only takes
seven minutes, so I think it's a perfect
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amount of time to be exercising every
single day without knackering yourself
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completely. Without further ado, I hope
you enjoy it as much as I do.
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Write that down on the top.
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I feel pretty good.
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Who knows where I'll be at the end of
lockdown. I'll be
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so much fitter.
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especially when we're in lockdown and
we're not going to the gym as much as we
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can these protein shakes i'm hoping are
really going to help me keep the best
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shape that i want to be cheers hey guys
so this
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is my lockdown dating apps reaction
video um i've never actually used the
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dating app before so i'm quite intrigued
to see what the fuss is about um
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especially during lockdown it is
actually our only way to meet people now
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thought let's just do it see what
happens okay
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i'm in i've got my profile hey i was
writing
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an article on the finer things in life
and i was hoping i could interview you
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let's flip a coin heads you're mine
tails i'm yours my coin landed like
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ridgeside up i'm not
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Oh, this guy's wearing a polo t -shirt.
Oh, I thought we'd have those in primary
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school.
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No.
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Are you a pandemic?
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Because you've got my heart on lockdown.
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What?
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Is heaven your quarantine zone? Because
you look like an angel. These are awful.
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These are so generic. I don't think he's
real.
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This guy says he's funny, handsome and
stupid.
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Ugh. You can't play hard and work hard.
If you say that... You're not doing
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either hard enough.
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I don't work very hard.
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Oh, God.
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So what I've got from this is that
dating apps don't include... What I've
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from this is that dating apps haven't
improved since the lockdown started.
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I've never actually used a dating app
before.
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And they probably seriously need to
improve if this is how people are going
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meet in the future and, you know, for
the rest of our lives, maybe. So, yeah,
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dating apps is a no from me.
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So I was just watching videos on YouTube
and I came across this advert for a
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healthy chocolate cake.
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And at first I didn't really think it
would actually be healthy, but I've
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at the ingredients and it looks pretty
good.
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I've decided today I'm going to bake a
healthy chocolate cake.
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So I'm ready to start baking my cake.
I've got everything out, ready to go.
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I've got a camera down here that's
hopefully going to catch everything that
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on the surface.
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Let's do it!
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Okay, so my first pad doesn't work very
well.
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It's way too runny, so I've got to start
again.
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So it goes into the oven for about 20
minutes.
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try again so a bit of a problem after
burning the second cake um
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and the mixture that was too runny went
down the sink i haven't got enough of
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the cocoa powder
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i've
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been looking everywhere
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this might be enough cocoa powder and
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puppets um
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this
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is going to be the one looks pretty good
i think
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so here it is ready to go in so three
attempts later my cake is finally
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done um yeah we got there in the end i'm
going to now have a
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clean up because i'm in a mess and i
should probably get changed as well
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here it is cake fork
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Oh my god.
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This is the best cake I've ever had.
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No question.
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Oh my god.
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This is healthy.
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This is healthy, tasty cake.
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So good.
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Oh my god.
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I'm very proud of myself.
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It's got like a kind of musky flavour.
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I don't even know what that is I've
never tasted anything like that I don't
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how much of this I might eat now but
maybe one more slice
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oh my god
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so
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I might have eaten
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A bit more of the cake than I thought I
was going to.
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For reference.
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I mean, it's healthy.
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You only live once, right?
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I think I need a long lie down.
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00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,100
Fran has lost the plot.
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the plot has lost Ram I
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mean the proof is in the pudding or lack
of
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I feel a bit weird
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The cake... The cake is because I don't
eat sugar.
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I'm high.
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I'm high.
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Oh, no.
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00:49:23,870 --> 00:49:26,150
Mike is haunted by himself.
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00:49:26,570 --> 00:49:28,390
Or perhaps somebody else.
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He's very sad.
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I find that funny.
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00:49:34,070 --> 00:49:38,230
This little tasty offering will have us
believing in ghosts.
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As some of you may know, I
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recently lost my wife
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to the virus.
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I thought it might be a good idea to
start a video diary
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to share my experience with you
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because
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I
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need to do something I need to do
something productive
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you know
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00:52:20,110 --> 00:52:23,710
You know, this... This was meant to be
our home.
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00:52:25,270 --> 00:52:26,270
You know.
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00:52:27,910 --> 00:52:30,070
Newlyweds moving into their first home.
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00:52:31,010 --> 00:52:36,770
And... I
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00:52:36,770 --> 00:52:42,230
don't know if you've...
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00:52:42,230 --> 00:52:47,590
I don't know if you've lost someone.
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00:52:48,930 --> 00:52:49,930
But...
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00:52:51,790 --> 00:52:56,650
Sometimes it's almost like she's still
here, like, I can feel her.
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00:52:58,630 --> 00:52:59,630
So,
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um,
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00:53:10,910 --> 00:53:16,050
thank you for, thank you for watching
this and, um,
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I will, um, I'll post
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I'll post a video again soon.
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3 .20am and I just
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woke up because it
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00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:11,340
feels like someone is lying next to me
in the bed.
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00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:37,300
to dance.
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00:56:56,300 --> 00:56:57,300
There's nothing here.
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00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:14,920
That's that.
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00:59:48,150 --> 00:59:49,150
Hello?
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I
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can
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01:00:06,190 --> 01:00:10,390
smell her.
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01:00:13,570 --> 01:00:14,570
She's here.
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01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,300
Is Molly living alone?
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01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:45,640
Just wait until she finds the truth
behind her boyfriend's secret double
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01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,320
Revenge is sweet.
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01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:52,780
Perhaps there's afternoon tea on offer.
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01:02:25,130 --> 01:02:30,670
hold of the doctor but he won't
prescribe it over the phone he needs
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01:02:30,670 --> 01:02:37,310
go in but Gareth said he's doing well so
I'm just waiting for the doctor to just
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01:02:37,310 --> 01:02:40,850
hopefully do the prescription over the
phone
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01:02:55,530 --> 01:02:59,010
I've tried to get a hold of my mum, my
last ditch effort to get a hold of these
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01:02:59,010 --> 01:03:00,010
meds.
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01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:06,690
But even she is struggling to get a hold
of hers.
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01:03:08,150 --> 01:03:10,210
There just seems to be short bits
everywhere.
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01:03:12,170 --> 01:03:13,890
No one can get a hold of their meds.
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01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,360
Just tried like the fifth pharmacy.
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01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:38,800
They can't get a hold of his meds.
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01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:41,680
There's a shortage everywhere.
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01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,100
I don't know when we'll be able to get a
hold of them.
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01:03:50,380 --> 01:03:52,760
He's probably playing games right now in
the lounge.
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01:04:02,890 --> 01:04:04,290
You little fishies.
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01:04:04,550 --> 01:04:07,050
You reckon we're gonna get Daddy his
mess?
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01:04:08,590 --> 01:04:09,690
Yes, please.
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01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,000
Dry hurry.
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01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:35,510
I love me
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01:08:04,970 --> 01:08:05,970
It's so stupid.
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01:10:24,299 --> 01:10:25,299
Yes, babe.
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01:10:25,380 --> 01:10:27,040
I'm just making your tea now.
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01:10:51,980 --> 01:10:52,980
Ready, darling?
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Here we have Joan.
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She is a reclusive.
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01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:05,680
I love these types of soul.
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01:11:05,980 --> 01:11:07,980
So innocent and juicy.
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01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,800
She is paranoid about everything.
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01:11:12,340 --> 01:11:16,280
But she is about to have the delivery
from hell.
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01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:23,200
Hi everyone. My top tip today is a
bathroom cleaning tip. And it's how to
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into all those little...
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01:11:25,490 --> 01:11:31,830
crevices where your normal bathroom
sponge can't get, what you need to use
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01:11:31,830 --> 01:11:33,190
one of these.
460
01:11:34,010 --> 01:11:35,590
It's an old toothbrush.
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01:11:36,350 --> 01:11:39,470
My mum always taught me to hang on to
old toothbrushes, so that's what I do.
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01:11:39,630 --> 01:11:44,510
What you need to do is give that a bit
of a squirt around here. I'm just using
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01:11:44,510 --> 01:11:48,170
normal bathroom cleaner, but if you've
got quite a build -up of limescale, you
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01:11:48,170 --> 01:11:50,730
can get a specialist limescale cleaner.
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01:11:51,290 --> 01:11:55,050
uh you can leave it to work for a few
minutes or get stuck in straight away
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01:11:55,050 --> 01:12:01,850
then just get scrubbing with this old
toothbrush and the little bristles will
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01:12:01,850 --> 01:12:07,730
get right in where your normal kind of
bathroom sponge can't get so we're just
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01:12:07,730 --> 01:12:11,970
giving a good old scrub just rinse it
down and i promise you it will look good
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01:12:11,970 --> 01:12:16,750
as new so that's my top tip give it a go
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01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:40,280
Hello, cleaning clan.
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01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:42,280
I would like to introduce you
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01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:49,580
to...
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01:12:49,580 --> 01:12:58,620
Hello,
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01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:01,140
cleaning clan.
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01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:04,780
I would like to introduce you to Felix.
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01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:12,200
Just some top tips for feather dusting.
Now, Felix and I know that, yep, you
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01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:17,160
will probably normally go into the
corner room, things like that, but what
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01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:22,140
sometimes need to remember, it's often
forgotten, is you need to do the hidden
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01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:26,300
place that you can't see. For example,
in my kitchen, along the top of the
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01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:29,980
spiders like going there as well. They
think that we can't see them. It's true,
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01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:36,040
but we can get rid of the evidence that
they've been there.
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01:13:36,490 --> 01:13:41,710
So don't forget, once you've done all
the way along the edges of your room, go
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01:13:41,710 --> 01:13:44,370
into those hidden bits as well.
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01:13:44,590 --> 01:13:51,110
Don't forget things like the top of the
door frames, top of the doors.
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01:13:52,690 --> 01:13:53,690
That's the top tip.
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01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:58,610
Just remember to feather dust where you
can't see.
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01:15:39,050 --> 01:15:43,250
I'm a bit apprehensive about how much
longer this lockdown is going to go on
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01:15:43,250 --> 01:15:47,370
because I am nearly out of all my
cleaning products.
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01:15:48,330 --> 01:15:49,990
I've hardly got any soap left.
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01:15:51,250 --> 01:15:56,090
I've got about two squirts of
disinfectant spray left in my bottle.
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01:15:57,150 --> 01:16:01,890
I've got about three wipes and that's
it. And every time I go to the shops to
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01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:05,470
try and stock up, the shelves are empty.
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01:16:06,270 --> 01:16:11,810
How am I supposed to keep germs and this
virus off me and out of my house if I
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01:16:11,810 --> 01:16:12,810
can't clean things?
495
01:16:14,770 --> 01:16:21,370
Oh, and then yesterday, a parcel arrived
and I don't remember ordering
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01:16:21,370 --> 01:16:22,370
anything.
497
01:16:23,330 --> 01:16:25,550
Anyway, I've put it in the porch.
498
01:16:25,850 --> 01:16:27,730
I'm not bringing it into the main bit of
the house.
499
01:16:28,970 --> 01:16:32,690
You know, I have no idea what it is.
There's nothing on it to say where it
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01:16:32,690 --> 01:16:33,690
from.
501
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:39,640
I've been thinking you hear of these
malicious people don't you that send
502
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:45,940
nail bombs and well what if somebody
were trying to send me a virus bomb?
503
01:16:46,740 --> 01:16:49,200
You know you're getting up with people
like that don't you?
504
01:16:49,700 --> 01:16:54,940
But then I was thinking I don't know
anyone who dislikes me that much.
505
01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:59,340
Except maybe Judy from work.
506
01:17:00,220 --> 01:17:01,500
She's never liked me.
507
01:17:04,340 --> 01:17:06,280
She doesn't hate me enough to want to
kill me.
508
01:19:24,699 --> 01:19:28,600
So it's been a few days since I last
checked in.
509
01:19:32,180 --> 01:19:35,700
And I'm pretty certain that this is the
virus.
510
01:19:39,380 --> 01:19:43,000
I've just got no... I've got...
511
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:50,980
I...
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01:19:53,520 --> 01:20:00,520
I'm really at a loss as to how I could
have caught it though.
513
01:20:43,710 --> 01:20:46,750
The moment of truth.
514
01:20:56,050 --> 01:20:57,690
There's a card in here.
515
01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:55,530
To my dear friend Toad, I know how much
you love
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01:21:55,530 --> 01:21:58,730
keeping things big and fun.
517
01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:08,090
Here are a few little pretties just to
help you up yourself
518
01:22:08,090 --> 01:22:10,110
and your house.
519
01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:53,750
Who's asleep?
520
01:23:37,009 --> 01:23:39,030
I love most of them.
521
01:23:39,450 --> 01:23:43,690
But one or two gave me a little bit of
indigestion.
522
01:23:43,990 --> 01:23:47,230
But hey, inhale indigestion is nothing.
523
01:23:47,430 --> 01:23:54,370
So until next time, my lovies, stay safe
and be careful who you tell your
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01:23:54,370 --> 01:23:55,370
stories to.
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