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Look, Livvie...
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Don't. Don't. Don't.
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- Easy.
- Okay.
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- Livvie, easy--
- Don't call me that.
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Even when I loved you,
I hated when you called me
Livvie.
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Look, even at my worst,
you loved it
when I called you Livvie.
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- Are you gaslighting me
about a fucking nickname?
- No. I'm just reminding you--
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Hey, maybe it's not a good idea
to argue with the crazy lady
holding a gun.
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- Don't call a woman crazy.
- Even when she's pointing a gun
at us?
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I'm not the crazy one here, okay?
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This is
a perfectly reasonable response
to what that monster did.
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Reasonable for you, yeah.
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We agree completely.
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- You are not crazy at all.
- Don't patronize me.
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- Looks like I can't win.
- Just shut up.
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What is it you want, Olivia?
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The same thing
I have wanted for years.
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To stop you
from hurting more people.
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But no. Every time
I would go to the cops,
they would just dismiss me.
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Apparently,
a lot of women call them
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to say their shitty exes
are the Westside Ripper.
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Oh, my God! So that's why
you pretended to be a cop.
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You're not crazy. No. I'm just--
I'm putting pieces together
here, so...
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- Yes, that's why.
- So you just walked
into crime scenes?
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- No one questioned you?
- You'd be surprised
what you can pull off
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with just a blue jacket
and a sense of entitlement.
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And still, no one wants
to believe me
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that this guy
is a fucking killer.
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I believe you,
but since we've been together,
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Matt has done
some incredible healing work.
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Healing?
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Aw! Girl, grow up!
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Which trauma narrative
did he tell you, hmm?
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Uncle's cigarette burns
or mean dead stepmom?
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- Okay, Olivia.
- It was mean
dead stepmom, right?
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Protecting his little brother.
Of course he used that one
on you,
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- since you're so pathetically
dependent on your sister.
- "Pathetically dependent"?
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- Did you say that to her?
- I did not say those words
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in that order.
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So that hunting trip
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with Uncle Stan, that--
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Total bullshit.
Made it up.
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Maybe the answer
is just to put you down
like the dog that you are.
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Why don't you
think this through?
What about Ollie?
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What about him?
He's with my parents.
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You're okay
with him just never seeing
his father again?
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Maybe he's better off without--
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Hey, hey! What are you doing?
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Sorry. Do you still
want us here?
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We thought you wanted
some privacy.
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How about we let the women go?
Let the women go.
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- They don't need
to be a part of this.
- Spare me the fake-ass chivalry.
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- Okay? Ava gave me
the whole scoop on you.
- What's that mean?
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- What did you tell her?
- I didn't say anything.
She's obviously crazy.
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- Now she's crazy?
- She is crazy.
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This is what she does.
All right?
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She manipulates people,
gets in your head,
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and then she just...
makes you fight.
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Oh, that's rich,
coming from you.
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He may say that he loves you,
but that man is incapable
of love.
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- Don't talk about him like that.
- Tory, stay out of it, please!
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It's true. You never loved me,
and you never supported my work!
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Oh, come on.
What? Your credit card scam?
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In my defense,
you weren't smart enough
to pull that off anyway, so...
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Oh, yeah?
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How come I got you
to kill that cop?
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Matt, what is she talking about?
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You didn't get me
to kill anyone.
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I did that all on my own.
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Oh, sweetie, that's what
I wanted you to think.
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You killed a police officer?
When?
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I needed him dead,
so I may as well use you
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for the one thing
you're actually good at.
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You used me?
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Oh, God!
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Ow! Okay, ow!
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Okay, look, Liv-- Uh...
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Olivia, come on. What is this?
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We used to love each other.
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We both know that's not true.
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What did I do?
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Oh, no, no.
What did I do?
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What did I do?
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It's okay.
You saved our lives.
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- You-you had to.
- You saved us.
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- No, no. Wh-wh--
- No. It's okay. You--
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- You needed to.
- You saved us. It's okay.
Just... Oh, my God!
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You just killed
the mother of my child.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay. Easy, buddy.
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Easy. Just stay calm.
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Friends, disciples, lovers...
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I am so honored
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to be officiating
this sacred event.
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In order to get things started,
I will simply need
a valid credit card number.
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{\an8}I-I...
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{\an8}- It's okay, Tory.
- Uh-huh.
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{\an8}We're gonna... figure this out.
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{\an8}How?
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{\an8}Uh...
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{\an8}- Ava?
- I'm thinking.
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{\an8}Just thinking.
Trying to think about--
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- Hey, guys.
- Bring it in.
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Some of us really need
to use the bathroom.
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- Can you guys take turns
going behind the shed?
- Behind the shed? Okay.
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All right. Great party.
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- Okay. Whoo! Okay.
- Thank you.
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{\an8}Listen to me.
I know this is very sad,
and terrifying, and awful,
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{\an8}but we have
a dead fucking body--
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{\an8}Her name is Olivia.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}We have a dead Olivia
on our floor right now,
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{\an8}and we got a ton
of fucking guests outside
ready to party.
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{\an8}We have to do something.
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Yeah, okay, I'll , uh...
I'll go tell 'em
the wedding's off.
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No, you can't do that.
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- Tory!
- What?
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I just killed somebody.
I need spousal privilege
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so Matt can't be compelled
to testify against me.
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- Wh--
- And...
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unless you wanna go to prison,
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you're gonna need that
from me too.
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She's right.
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She's right.
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I guess we're getting married.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, all right.
Kids, listen up.
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Each of you
are going to do exactly...
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what the fuck I say.
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I will create a diversion.
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- Hey.
- Tory and Matt,
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you get rid of the guests.
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Make sure you journal
about this, okay?
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Thanks.
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Nathan and I
will clear the way.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Jesus Christ!
Couldn't you just say
that the house was flooded?
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This gives us an excuse
to tear up the floorboards.
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You wanna put a rug
over the bloodstain
and call it a day?
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I gotta say,
I marry a lot of people...
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and animals.
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But you two
truly have what it takes
to go the distance.
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I'll handle
the childcare situation.
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Hey, Serena, could you keep Jack
a few more hours?
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It's really crazy over here.
You're a lifesaver.
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And that leaves
the body situation.
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Well, Matt, if there was ever
a "you" job...
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I don't think
I wanna do this.
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I don't even know if I can.
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You're doing it,
and I'm helping you.
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Hey, look at that,
an extra set of hands
to help you bury a body.
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That's gotta feel like a luxury.
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Hey. Hey, sweetie,
I'm just, uh... checking on you.
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How are you feeling?
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Like I crossed a line
I can never come back from.
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I know. It's okay.
We're gonna figure this out.
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I can't imagine what your brain
is going through now.
But I promise you...
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...it is gonna be okay.
And I-- Oh, my God.
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The Nextdoor mom brigade
just spotted Olivia's car.
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"...outside some shitty house
in Mar Vista."
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We're the shitty house
in Mar Vista. Fuck!
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Stay right there.
It's gonna be okay.
Just hold on.
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Should we put her
in the back of your truck?
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No. Let's take your Jeep.
We're gonna need
the four-wheel drive.
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Wait. Stop!
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Drop her. Unwrap her.
I gotta get something.
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You're kidding me, right?
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I know you're traumatized,
and I really feel for you.
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But right now, I need you to
put on the dead lady's jacket,
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drive her car
back to her house,
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so the neighborhood moms
don't call the cops on us
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and send us all to jail.
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Hey, uh...
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Hey, Nathan,
I actually wanna say
a few words.
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Yeah, so, do you mind?
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This hole's gonna take forever
to dig.
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I think we can spare a minute.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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Um...
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You know, I actually proposed
to her in a park just like this.
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She loved nature.
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She... said it gave her space
to think.
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Peace, I guess. And...
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Well, she's gonna have
plenty of that now.
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Well said.
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Uh, I wasn't actually finished,
so...
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Are you kidding me?
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All the shit you said about her?
All the horrible things
you said about her,
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and now you wanna... you wanna
act like the grieving widower?
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I am the grieving widower.
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- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
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All right, look, buddy,
let's just cool off, okay?
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Let's just back off.
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No. I'm not scared
of you anymore.
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Because this is all a lie.
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Everything you do is a lie.
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- You manipulated me.
- Sure.
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You manipulated Ava.
You manipulated Tory.
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It's all bullshit.
I'm fucking done.
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Fuck you. Fuck you!
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You're fucking done?
You're fucking done?
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Fuck, Nathan.
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Stay the-stay the fuck down.
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I don't wanna hurt you.
Nathan, I'm fucking warning you.
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Nathan!
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You think I wanted to do that?
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What the fuck is this?
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I'm calling you
on all your bullshit.
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Where are you right now?
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What are you doing?
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You're burying a body.
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You're right.
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I'm done with you.
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I'm done with all this.
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Where are you going?
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Nathan, you're
just as fucking guilty as I am.
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What are you gonna do,
turn me in?
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Do whatever you want.
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I don't care anymore.
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♪ Quiet
How quiet is the night? ♪
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- Hey.
- Hey. How's it going
with the car? You okay?
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Yeah, it's done.
I got an Uber back home.
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Wow. You're home already?
That was really fast.
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Just wanted
to get it done.
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Know what?
You should not be alone tonight.
So can you come back here and...
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- I'm good.
- Okay, listen,
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I know tonight was scary,
and awful, and all the things,
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but it's gonna be okay.
Matt and Nathan are taking care
of everything right now.
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And, um, soon,
life's gonna go back
to normal, all right?
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Normal life. We're gonna
put all this behind us.
It's gonna be okay.
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Normal life is over for me now.
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I don't like your tone.
Are--
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You're really freaking me out.
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I'm just tired.
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Um, th-thank you
for looking out for me tonight.
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Of course. I will always
look out for you, okay?
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And I... I am so proud of you.
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00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,421
I mean, you were so brave and...
239
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,990
I saw a side of you
I've never seen before.
It was like--
240
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,493
Ave, hey, look,
you really gotta let me go, okay?
241
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,261
I'm exhausted. Um...
242
00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:11,230
Good night.
243
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,150
Oh, my God. What happened?
244
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,085
I did it.
245
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,887
I told Matt off.
We got into a fight.
246
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,424
I called him out
on all his bullshit.
247
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:41,259
Wait. What?
Really? You got in a fight?
248
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,594
- Holy shit! Are you okay?
- I feel great.
249
00:12:43,595 --> 00:12:47,131
Wow, babe. If our lives
weren't in total shambles
and pretty much over,
250
00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:49,000
I'd be really turned on
right now.
251
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:51,302
Sidenote,
Tory is not doing well.
I'm very concerned.
252
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,338
Of course not.
She's been under his spell
for so long.
253
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:56,307
You shoulda heard him out there,
the way he was talking
about Olivia,
254
00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:59,610
like-like he actually cared.
He was a regular Gary Oldman.
255
00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:01,312
Yeah, but-- Wait. Gary Oldman?
256
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,514
Yeah. He was putting on
a great performance.
257
00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:05,216
You don't... like Gary Oldman?
258
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,352
No. He's my favorite.
I fucking love Gary Oldman.
259
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,854
- "Dracula." Yeah.
- "Air Force One." Geez.
260
00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,489
- "Sid and Nancy."
- Oh, my God.
261
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,458
Then he did
an episode of "Friends."
262
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,561
The drama, the comedy.
What can't Gary Oldman do? Oh!
263
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:20,465
That's my point.
I don't think Matt was actually
putting on a performance.
264
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,699
I think he's upset about Olivia.
265
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,535
That was
the mother of his child,
don't forget.
266
00:13:24,536 --> 00:13:26,637
And Tory... I mean,
she killed someone.
267
00:13:26,638 --> 00:13:27,972
This is heavy shit.
268
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,607
She just needs time
to process it.
269
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:33,046
She needs time away from Matt.
270
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,246
- We all do.
- No shit.
271
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,915
That's why I left him there
to clean up
his own fucking mess.
272
00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,350
That's good.
Wait. What? You did what?
273
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:41,619
You left Matt alone in the woods
with a dead body?
274
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:45,556
- Yeah.
- You left a corpse in the woods,
covered in our DNA,
275
00:13:45,557 --> 00:13:49,494
and the only person
that can take care of shit
is a sociopathic killer,
276
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,362
who you told to fuck off?
277
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:52,966
And punched in the face.
278
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,288
Fuck.
279
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,397
- Fuck!
- Just stop pacing around.
You look really obvious.
280
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,466
- What are we gonna do?
- You need to calm down.
281
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,169
I'm calm.
282
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,002
What are we gonna do?
283
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,004
- Just let me think.
- Yeah. Think.
284
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,139
- You know what?
Give me your jacket.
- What? Why?
285
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,408
Because Olivia
got away with anything
and walked in anywhere
286
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,178
in a windbreaker,
and they believed her.
I'm gonna do the same thing.
287
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,580
Walk down there with confidence,
wear your windbreaker,
look like--
288
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:46,117
No, absolutely not.
You are not going down there
and impersonating a fucking cop.
289
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,352
Are you out of your mind?
290
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,554
You got a better idea?
291
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,334
Shit.
292
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,553
Doesn't get easier
no matter how many times
you see it.
293
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:22,088
Yep.
294
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,524
They ID the vic yet?
295
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,126
Not yet.
296
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,461
But, uh...
297
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,065
we know. It's another
Copycat Killer victim.
298
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:36,334
Yes, this is obviously
the Copycat Killer.
299
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:39,404
- That's right.
That's very for sure.
- Mm-hmm.
300
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:43,043
Especially since
they found another cipher
surrounding the body.
301
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,410
- Cipher?
- Mm-hmm.
302
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,712
- A cipher here?
Around this body?
- Yeah.
303
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:51,349
Oh, my God.
You fucking asshole.
Are you kidding me?
304
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,185
Mmm.
305
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,387
What agency are you with?
306
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:55,655
Oh.
307
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,256
That's a...
That's a good question.
308
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,593
Special Victims Unit
Mountain Division.
309
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,428
I solve a lot
of mountain crimes.
310
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,497
They call me in
for this sort of thing.
This is my...
311
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:09,600
Yeah. God,
my boss is actually calling.
Yes, sir?
312
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,770
Oh, my God. Another hiker
fell off the mountain.
I'm gonna have to go.
313
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,673
Yeah, okay, sir.
I'm coming in now.
314
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:20,078
So, Matt's communicating
with the Copycat Killer?
315
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,512
- Why?
- I have no idea.
316
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,048
But you were right.
We have to wash our hands
of him.
317
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:27,085
We've been given a gift.
They're gonna pin this
on the Copycat Killer,
318
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,655
and we're gonna be
off the hook again.
319
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,291
We can't worry
about Matt's next move.
320
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,393
We gotta worry about ours.
321
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,661
Hi, Fluffle...
322
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,497
...if there are
any of you left out there.
323
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,635
I know most of you hate me
or... think I'm a fraud.
324
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,803
The truth is you're not wrong.
I'm not Murder-Bunny.
325
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,171
I mean, I am,
326
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,840
but I--
it's not what defines me.
327
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,209
I have a murder-baby
and a murder-hubby.
328
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,246
I mean, I have a family,
329
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,614
a family that loves me,
330
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:59,519
despite the danger I put 'em in
with this... addiction.
331
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,523
'Cause that's what
true crime is, right,
for people like you and me.
332
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:07,525
I claim to be
about exposing the truth,
333
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,328
righting wrongs, solving crime,
blah, blah,
334
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,830
but this was about
wanting to feel special...
335
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,101
...to feel like I was somebody.
336
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,471
But to the people
that matter most...
337
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,075
...I already was.
338
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,414
Anyway, thanks
for coming along for the ride.
339
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,516
Signing off now.
340
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,351
Forever.
341
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,720
That was brave.
342
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,455
Well, I had to do something.
343
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:38,158
I'm proud of you.
344
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:42,362
And now, we can focus
on our family, our marriage.
345
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,497
How about starting right now?
346
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,199
I-is that...
347
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,136
kinda disrespectful?
348
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,737
Oh, after all the things
we've done,
349
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,475
is that where you wanna
draw the line in the sand?
350
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,111
- I do not.
- Hmm.
351
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,146
Come here.
352
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:07,552
So... you're friends
with my mom?
353
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,557
Yep. She's...
She is my good friend.
354
00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:13,224
That's why you have her car?
355
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:16,162
Mm-hmm. Yep, she leant it to me.
356
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:17,564
For today.
357
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:22,233
That's weird.
I thought my grandma
was picking me up.
358
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:25,303
Well, maybe she just wanted
to surprise you.
359
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,772
Well, I do like surprises.
360
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,143
Yeah, me too.
361
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,444
Me too.
362
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,813
That was nice.
363
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,383
Yeah, it was.
364
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,788
- You need to get that?
- It's the Fluffle.
365
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,692
You know, I put a mirror up
to their own bullshit addiction,
so they're freaking out.
366
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,828
It's gonna be fine.
It'll go away soon.
367
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,198
That's impressive, babe.
368
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,799
- But they're really
blowing you up.
- Yeah, I know.
369
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,169
Okay.
370
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,408
- Oh, my God.
- Hmm?
371
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:06,678
The-the filter
must have glitched.
They saw my face.
372
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,945
Now they're doxing me.
373
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,814
What? They can't dox you.
I won't let them.
374
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,915
What's doxing again?
375
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,617
Trolls are leaking
our information.
376
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:15,486
Oh, my God. "Ava Bartlett, 37.
Married to Nathan."
377
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,488
Oh, my God.
They Google Mapped our house.
378
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,458
Shit. "Ava Bartlett,
we know this is where you live
379
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,660
with your baby
and your... douchey husband."
380
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,296
"Good luck sleeping tonight."
381
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,298
No. This isn't trolling.
It's a death threat.
382
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,602
We have to get out of here. Now.
383
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,572
Serena, you are
such a lifesaver. Thank you.
384
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,574
We will be there
to get Jack in 20, okay?
385
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,877
- Ava, they're saying
you're Murder-Bunny on TikTok.
- TikTok?
386
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,512
I don't... No, I don't think so.
387
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,648
- We're going through
the mountains.
- Ava?
388
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,983
I gotta go. Bye.
389
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:47,719
God, I hate lying.
390
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,887
What's going on at Airbnb?
Did you find anything?
391
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:52,690
- How come all these places
have billiard rooms?
- All right, babe,
392
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,426
- it's a temporary safe house.
Nothing flashy. Come on.
- Right.
393
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:58,696
Although, Bing Crosby's place
in Palm Springs is listed here.
394
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,500
It's kind of a steal.
395
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,867
How long has he been there?
396
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,336
Bing? I'm pretty sure he's dead.
397
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,739
Not Bing.
This Range Rover behind us.
398
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,674
I saw it, like, 10 blocks ago,
and now it's back.
399
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,609
It's fine.
That's how traffic works.
400
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,879
Oh, thank you. Really.
But no, I think
he's following us.
401
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,949
Babe, I love you.
I think you're being paranoid.
Everything's cool.
402
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,685
- No one's following us.
- You're right.
Who could be following us?
403
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,855
Oh, I know. Matt,
the Copycat Killer,
thousands of angry TikTok fans,
404
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,891
- anyone that knows
what we did to Olivia.
- You're right. You're right.
405
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,493
Someone could be following us.
406
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:29,929
You know what?
I'm gonna find out.
407
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,502
Shit. Someone's
definitely following us.
408
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,604
Okay, hang on.
409
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,946
- Whoa. Oh, my God. Okay.
- Okay. Okay, turn in here.
410
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,550
- Turn. Turn.
- Okay. Hold on.
411
00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:53,620
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
412
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,523
- Yes!
- I can't believe
I just did that!
413
00:20:58,524 --> 00:20:59,724
- Fuckers!
- Holy shit!
414
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:02,061
- Whoa! Stop! Stop! Stop!
- Okay. Okay, okay.
415
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,797
- Back it up. Back the car up.
- Okay, I'm trying.
416
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:09,534
- Back it up. Back it up.
- Oh, my God. I can't.
They're coming right at us.
417
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:10,870
Oh, shit.
418
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,383
Daddy!
419
00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:24,818
Ollie?
420
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,818
Hey, buddy.
421
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:27,952
I'm happy to see you.
422
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,954
But, uh,
what are you doing here?
423
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,656
Mom's friend wanted
to surprise you.
424
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,727
Did it work? Are you surprised?
425
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,829
Y-yeah. Yeah,
I'm really surprised, buddy.
426
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,664
She did not tell me anything.
427
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:42,066
Ollie, you hungry?
Wanna get something?
428
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,469
Order whatever you want.
429
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:55,446
Who the hell is that?
Stalkers, FBI,
your psycho TikTok fans?
430
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,081
Worse.
431
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:58,485
Podcasters.
432
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,589
Ava and Nathan Bartlett?
433
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,925
It's so funny
running into you two here!
434
00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:11,829
Hey, do you guys wanna
come on our podcast?
'Cause we're such huge fans.
435
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,999
Well, then send a fruit basket.
Don't roll up on us
down an alleyway.
436
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,702
Okay, just hold on. Normally,
in any other circumstance,
437
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:21,039
I would literally die to be
on a "Sisters in Crime" podcast.
438
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,007
I mean, this is blowing my mind.
439
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,909
I am... I am a huge fan.
440
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,011
But seriously, what the hell?
But... big fan.
441
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:30,748
Oh, really?
Because you haven't purchased
any of our bumper stickers.
442
00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:32,884
I don't see our hoodies
or our travel mugs.
443
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,752
Listen, I know
you're after Murder-Bunny.
444
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,988
Guess what.
That's not me anymore.
I've put that behind me.
445
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:39,991
- It's behind her. It's done.
- So, it's over. It's done.
We've moved on.
446
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:42,593
Honey, we don't give a shit
about Murder-Bunny.
447
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,095
Yeah, by the way, terrible name.
448
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,797
- Really?
- So first-thought.
449
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,834
We're here to talk
about "Based on a True Story."
450
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,437
- Based on a...
- Based on what?
451
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:55,540
- ...a True...
- "Based on a True Story" is you.
452
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,076
One of our many fans
is a linguistics professor.
453
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,778
And he found
undeniable similarities
454
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:04,082
between their intro
and Murder-Bunny's
speech patterns.
455
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,484
This is "Based on a True Story."
456
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:10,088
"Get a life. Don't take a life."
Good advice in general.
457
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,056
And here is Murder-Bunny.
458
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:15,027
Get a life.
Don't take a life.
Find a hobby or something.
459
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:19,230
Okay.
So what do you want?
460
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,499
What everyone wants, content.
461
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:25,903
Record a voice-distorted
interview with us
as "Based on a True Story"
462
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,105
and remain anonymous,
463
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,207
or we'll reveal your identities
464
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,944
and let the police deal
with you.
465
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,213
Fine.
Where do you wanna do this?
466
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,981
Get in the Rover.
467
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:37,917
Let's roll.
468
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,954
- Is this necessary?
- Come on!
469
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:44,956
We just want you guys
to feel comfortable
470
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:47,225
and know that
nobody's going anywhere.
You guys look like runners.
471
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:50,228
We'll play your little game
with your little zip ties,
all right?
472
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,764
But first,
can you give me my phone?
I need to call my sitter.
473
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,932
- Can you take these off
for a second?
- I'm so sorry. No.
474
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,235
So we're gonna go ahead
and get set up,
475
00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:01,005
but do you guys want anything
while you wait?
Topo Chico with a straw?
476
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:03,574
How 'bout you let us go
and stop blackmailing us?
477
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:07,078
No can do-skies.
Mama needs a new hot tub.
478
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,013
- Okay, BRB.
- See you guys soon.
479
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,249
- Let's have fun out there.
- Yeah, just stay loose.
480
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:14,587
- It's a conversation.
That's all.
- Yeah. Between friends.
481
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:17,722
- Joke's on them.
- Why?
482
00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:19,590
There's a pound of shit
in every hot tub.
483
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:20,892
You might wanna
get serious here,
484
00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,994
'cause this could be
the end of us as we know it.
485
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:25,296
They don't care about us.
All they care about is likes.
486
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,965
We'll give 'em
a couple soundbites
and get the fuck outta here.
487
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,967
You're right. It's just
a life-and-death podcast.
488
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,003
It's not real.
It's not really life and death.
489
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:35,273
- Although, these feel real.
They're really tight.
- They are real.
490
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:36,808
- Are yours tight?
- They're zip ties.
491
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,109
They didn't really put 'em
on there.
492
00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,978
We're just gonna give 'em
the greatest hits,
Westside Ripper,
493
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,015
- and then they'll let us go
before you know it.
- All right. Yeah.
494
00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,050
- We're gonna get 'em
focused on Matt.
- Exactly.
495
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:48,653
Get 'em off our fucking backs.
Then we can lay low for a while.
496
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,321
Get this shit behind us.
497
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,090
I have to say,
they're being a bit dramatic,
498
00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:55,059
but we're in the "Sisters
in Crime" recording studio!
499
00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,794
Bucket list moment!
500
00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:58,162
- Can we get on with it?
- Yeah.
501
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,731
- Okay, are you ready?
- Yeah.
502
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:02,068
All right, guys. We're ready.
503
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,179
Hello,
"Based on a True Story."
504
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,983
I've been dying to meet you.
505
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:20,720
Or should I say
"killing to meet you"?
506
00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:23,121
This is the Copycat Killer.
507
00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:26,092
And in case
you haven't figured it out
yet...
508
00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:29,628
you're my next victims.
509
00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:38,936
♪ Technically, I don't have
the truth ♪
510
00:25:38,937 --> 00:25:43,174
♪ I don't know what to tell you
I don't know what to tell you ♪
511
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:46,046
♪ I'm on the fence ♪
512
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,948
♪ Of everything I've done ♪
513
00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:54,085
♪ And everything
I've ever said ♪
514
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,056
♪ I don't wanna regret ♪
515
00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:04,629
♪ Never making a mess
Of this Sunday dress ♪
516
00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:06,866
♪ I'm on the fence ♪
517
00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:12,072
♪ I'm on the fence ♪
518
00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:20,080
♪ I wanna scream ♪
519
00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:23,114
♪ You're beautiful ♪
520
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:26,019
♪ I wanna be useful ♪
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