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Okay in your
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pocket.
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Yeah
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give me the
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keys.
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Watch it again.
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Come on
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come
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on
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what's going on
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let me see the jacket maybe I've
mentored buffaloes on your jacket
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or maybe you have a
machine gun how do we know
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the point is we don't know.
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Until you take off your jacket
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so please take off your jacket.
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Come on.
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Try walking
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again.
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Also
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one thing.
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That okay all right let's see
what good you think of these.
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Stockings letters
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let's go with these tokens.
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Will be next
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now please
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take off your stoke game
come on get outta here there
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are no metal things in my
stockings that's not what
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making the alarm go off oh yes you
know what is making the alarm go off.
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You know everything
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yeah maybe you should be the airport
gods and maybe we should be setting off the
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alarms with all machine guns
or whatever it is you've got
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in your stocking
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fillers give me a break where
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do i really look like i'm carrying a machine
gun maybe if you are maybe you are not
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man nobody knows for sure in Dario take
off your stockings now if you'll please.
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Okay
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okay.
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Slowly.
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Thoroughly engage
the matter to you know a
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or Ford's outdoor these dogging where
we can find it on the floor right right.
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Oh yeah.
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Da da da da da da.
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Shaw.
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Oopsie Daisy
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sorry the alarm went
off what should i do
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mine just keep going.
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Let me take my jacket off.
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Probably just your keys or
something glad i don't have any please
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leave me your keys just go with
the alarm please go watch it fella.
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Okay hey thereof
can i get your again
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of course
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but first please put your
eye heals back onto walk
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oh my that would be great.
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Please mr we have a
responsibility to the airport.
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Fine
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you guys
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do not have any clue what you do
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okay okay
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alright.
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If you guys are
making that noise.
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Don't dentist who
is making the noises
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let us worry about the
noises you just worry
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about the bomb you have
hiding in your underwear.
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Whole game
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by the way what color
is your underwear.
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Why.
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I can't believe you what difference
could that possibly make the difference the
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difference is because of the
bumpy texture and because
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i do not have to
explain this i am the
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to i incursion this.
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What
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color is your underwear.
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It's black all my guys
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i told.
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Crazy.
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Oh boy.
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Oh
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boy
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what do you guys want we do
not want anything we do not want
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believe us but you ask yourself
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what do the two hundred
passengers aboard
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that airplane what the
answer is simple safety
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if it was up to us we wouldn't
let you go on your way
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but the safety of the
passengers demanded that we
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as you regrettably too
please take off your shirt
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please.
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For safety
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pick up my shirt
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right here
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yes please
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come on guys i'm
going to miss my flight.
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Believe me ma'am
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you're not going
to miss your flight.
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The pilot in this plan
ain't going anywhere.
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Please
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for the love of humanity.
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It was the man says
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take off your shirt.
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To ensure the
safety of the others
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yeah and to help us stop
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the non safety.
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Alright
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alright okay
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this is pathetic
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after i take off my shirt
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of getting on the plane.
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Whoa
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whoa.
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Whoa.
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It won't stop alarm and i
don't know what it is we were
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just take a photograph of
you for security reasons.
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Guy gave you this
is getting ridiculous.
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Ooh.
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Shakira.
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Is generally wait what are you doing aren't
you're back for more security than styles.
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Very good now we
have a security fire.
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Cindy Crawford is now boarding
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at gate seventeen
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oh my god we gotta go
she's a crappy one very
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dangerous okay everyone
can go through now.
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And and.
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