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Okay in your

pocket.

Yeah

give me the

keys.

Watch it again.

Come on

come

on

what's going on

let me see the jacket maybe I've mentored buffaloes on your jacket

or maybe you have a machine gun how do we know

the point is we don't know.

Until you take off your jacket

so please take off your jacket.

Come on.

Try walking

again.

Also

one thing.

That okay all right let's see what good you think of these.

Stockings letters

let's go with these tokens.

Will be next

now please

take off your stoke game come on get outta here there

are no metal things in my stockings that's not what

making the alarm go off oh yes you know what is making the alarm go off.

You know everything

yeah maybe you should be the airport gods and maybe we should be setting off the

alarms with all machine guns or whatever it is you've got

in your stocking

fillers give me a break where

do i really look like i'm carrying a machine gun maybe if you are maybe you are not

man nobody knows for sure in Dario take off your stockings now if you'll please.

Okay

okay.

Slowly.

Thoroughly engage the matter to you know a

or Ford's outdoor these dogging where we can find it on the floor right right.

Oh yeah.

Da da da da da da.

Shaw.

Oopsie Daisy

sorry the alarm went off what should i do

mine just keep going.

Let me take my jacket off.

Probably just your keys or something glad i don't have any please

leave me your keys just go with the alarm please go watch it fella.

Okay hey thereof can i get your again

of course

but first please put your eye heals back onto walk

oh my that would be great.

Please mr we have a responsibility to the airport.

Fine

you guys

do not have any clue what you do

okay okay

alright.

If you guys are making that noise.

Don't dentist who is making the noises

let us worry about the noises you just worry

about the bomb you have hiding in your underwear.

Whole game

by the way what color is your underwear.

Why.

I can't believe you what difference could that possibly make the difference the

difference is because of the bumpy texture and because

i do not have to explain this i am the

to i incursion this.

What

color is your underwear.

It's black all my guys

i told.

Crazy.

Oh boy.

Oh

boy

what do you guys want we do not want anything we do not want

believe us but you ask yourself

what do the two hundred passengers aboard

that airplane what the answer is simple safety

if it was up to us we wouldn't let you go on your way

but the safety of the passengers demanded that we

as you regrettably too please take off your shirt

please.

For safety

pick up my shirt

right here

yes please

come on guys i'm going to miss my flight.

Believe me ma'am

you're not going to miss your flight.

The pilot in this plan ain't going anywhere.

Please

for the love of humanity.

It was the man says

take off your shirt.

To ensure the safety of the others

yeah and to help us stop

the non safety.

Alright

alright okay

this is pathetic

after i take off my shirt

of getting on the plane.

Whoa

whoa.

Whoa.

It won't stop alarm and i don't know what it is we were

just take a photograph of you for security reasons.

Guy gave you this is getting ridiculous.

Ooh.

Shakira.

Is generally wait what are you doing aren't you're back for more security than styles.

Very good now we have a security fire.

Cindy Crawford is now boarding

at gate seventeen

oh my god we gotta go she's a crappy one very

dangerous okay everyone can go through now.

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