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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:09,475 >> Narrator: COMING UP... >> ONE GOOD PUNCH. >> Narrator: WHY IS JOE FIGHTING 2 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:10,309 >> ONE GOOD PUNCH. >> Narrator: WHY IS JOE FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE? 3 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:11,310 >> Narrator: WHY IS JOE FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE? >> IT'S A KNOCKOUT! 4 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:12,244 FOR HIS LIFE? >> IT'S A KNOCKOUT! >> [ LAUGHING ] 5 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,612 >> IT'S A KNOCKOUT! >> [ LAUGHING ] >> Narrator: WHAT'S GOT MURR 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:14,646 >> [ LAUGHING ] >> Narrator: WHAT'S GOT MURR HEADING FOR DISASTER. 7 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:15,581 >> Narrator: WHAT'S GOT MURR HEADING FOR DISASTER. >> REGULAR COFFEE. 8 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:16,915 HEADING FOR DISASTER. >> REGULAR COFFEE. [ LAUGHTER ] 9 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:17,950 >> REGULAR COFFEE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Narrator: AND WILL TONIGHT'S 10 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:18,917 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Narrator: AND WILL TONIGHT'S BIG LOSER BE THE RING BEARER OF 11 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:20,419 >> Narrator: AND WILL TONIGHT'S BIG LOSER BE THE RING BEARER OF BAD NEWS? 12 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:25,190 [ LAUGHTER ] >> PREPARE FOR SOMETHING 13 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,626 >> PREPARE FOR SOMETHING AMAZING. >> HEY, MUSTACHE, WHAT'S UP? 14 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,328 AMAZING. >> HEY, MUSTACHE, WHAT'S UP? [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:31,030 >> HEY, MUSTACHE, WHAT'S UP? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WANT MY MOMMY! 16 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,598 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WANT MY MOMMY! [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,401 >> I WANT MY MOMMY! [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! 18 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:36,902 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! >> LARRY! 19 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:38,904 >> I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! >> LARRY! [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:44,910 TODAY, WE'RE DUMB WAITERS. >> NO, THAT'S AN OLD-FASHIONED PULLEY SYSTEM. 21 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:45,911 >> NO, THAT'S AN OLD-FASHIONED PULLEY SYSTEM. >> TODAY, WE'RE OLD-FASHIONED 22 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:46,478 PULLEY SYSTEM. >> TODAY, WE'RE OLD-FASHIONED PULLEY SYSTEMS? 23 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,012 >> TODAY, WE'RE OLD-FASHIONED PULLEY SYSTEMS? >> NO! 24 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:48,313 PULLEY SYSTEMS? >> NO! TODAY, WE ARE WAITERS AT THE 25 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:49,848 >> NO! TODAY, WE ARE WAITERS AT THE CARNEGIE DELI. 26 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:53,419 >> WHILE SERVING CUSTOMERS, WE MUST DO AND SAY WHAT WE'RE TOLD. >> IF YOU REFUSE, YOU LOSE. 27 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:54,753 MUST DO AND SAY WHAT WE'RE TOLD. >> IF YOU REFUSE, YOU LOSE. >> SO, WE'RE LOSERS? 28 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,755 >> IF YOU REFUSE, YOU LOSE. >> SO, WE'RE LOSERS? >> YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT. 29 00:00:56,757 --> 00:01:07,933 >> HOW DO I DO THIS? >> HE'S A 37-YEAR-OLD GROWN MAN GETTING INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO 30 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:08,801 >> HE'S A 37-YEAR-OLD GROWN MAN GETTING INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO PUT AN APRON ON. 31 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:10,035 GETTING INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO PUT AN APRON ON. >> MURR, IT WORKS THE SAME AS A 32 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:11,103 PUT AN APRON ON. >> MURR, IT WORKS THE SAME AS A TRADITIONAL APRON THAT WAS 33 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,638 >> MURR, IT WORKS THE SAME AS A TRADITIONAL APRON THAT WAS INVENTED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO. 34 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,273 TRADITIONAL APRON THAT WAS INVENTED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:14,940 INVENTED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES, SIR. 36 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:16,041 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES, SIR. >> HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. 37 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:16,942 >> YES, SIR. >> HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. >> WHAT DO YOU NEED? 38 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,077 >> HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. >> WHAT DO YOU NEED? >> MURRAY, SWITCH THEIR TWO 39 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:19,111 >> WHAT DO YOU NEED? >> MURRAY, SWITCH THEIR TWO PLATES. 40 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:20,079 >> MURRAY, SWITCH THEIR TWO PLATES. >> OKAY, SURE, SURE, SURE. 41 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,580 >> OKAY, SURE, SURE, SURE. LET ME GET IT FOR YOU. >> KETCHUP FOR... 42 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:22,548 LET ME GET IT FOR YOU. >> KETCHUP FOR... >> OH, FOR THE FRIES. 43 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:23,549 >> KETCHUP FOR... >> OH, FOR THE FRIES. SURE, LET ME GET IT FOR YOU. 44 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:24,016 >> OH, FOR THE FRIES. SURE, LET ME GET IT FOR YOU. ONE SEC. 45 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:26,018 SURE, LET ME GET IT FOR YOU. ONE SEC. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:33,425 >> MURR, YOU GOT TO CORRECT THOSE PLATES AGAIN. THEY KEEP FINDING THEIR WAY OVER 47 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:34,359 THOSE PLATES AGAIN. THEY KEEP FINDING THEIR WAY OVER TO THE WRONG SPOT. 48 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:35,260 THEY KEEP FINDING THEIR WAY OVER TO THE WRONG SPOT. >> HERE YOU GO, GUYS. 49 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,295 TO THE WRONG SPOT. >> HERE YOU GO, GUYS. DID YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE AT 50 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:36,728 >> HERE YOU GO, GUYS. DID YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE AT ALL? 51 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:37,529 DID YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE AT ALL? OKAY. THERE YOU GO. 52 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,130 ALL? OKAY. THERE YOU GO. ENJOY, GUYS. 53 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:38,864 OKAY. THERE YOU GO. ENJOY, GUYS. >> THANK YOU. 54 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:41,100 ENJOY, GUYS. >> THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,334 >> THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SHE'S STILL GOT THE FORK IN 56 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,302 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SHE'S STILL GOT THE FORK IN HER HAND WITH THE HAM. 57 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:46,605 >> SHE'S STILL GOT THE FORK IN HER HAND WITH THE HAM. [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:47,639 HER HAND WITH THE HAM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU GOT TO SWITCH IT ONE MORE 59 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,475 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU GOT TO SWITCH IT ONE MORE TIME, MURR. 60 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:50,509 >> YOU GOT TO SWITCH IT ONE MORE TIME, MURR. >> EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. 61 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:51,076 TIME, MURR. >> EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. THERE YOU GO. 62 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:52,244 >> EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO, GUYS. 63 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:56,048 SORRY ABOUT THAT. LET ME JUST... >> OH, MY GOD. 64 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,850 LET ME JUST... >> OH, MY GOD. >> EXCELLENT. 65 00:01:57,852 --> 00:02:00,786 >> EXCELLENT. >> YES! THREE TIMES! >> HE'S JUST EATING IT! 66 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:01,954 >> YES! THREE TIMES! >> HE'S JUST EATING IT! THE GUY GAVE UP. 67 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:02,988 >> HE'S JUST EATING IT! THE GUY GAVE UP. HE'S JUST EATING IT. 68 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:05,224 THE GUY GAVE UP. HE'S JUST EATING IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:05,858 HE'S JUST EATING IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HI, FOLKS. 70 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:06,892 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HI, FOLKS. ARE YOU READY TO PLACE YOUR 71 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:07,326 >> HI, FOLKS. ARE YOU READY TO PLACE YOUR ORDER? 72 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:07,793 ARE YOU READY TO PLACE YOUR ORDER? >> YES. 73 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,128 ORDER? >> YES. >> MURR, REST YOUR NOTEPAD ON 74 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:10,562 >> YES. >> MURR, REST YOUR NOTEPAD ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD WHILE YOU 75 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:11,563 >> MURR, REST YOUR NOTEPAD ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD WHILE YOU TAKE THE ORDER. 76 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,531 THE TOP OF HER HEAD WHILE YOU TAKE THE ORDER. >> OH-HO-HO-HO-HO. 77 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:13,999 TAKE THE ORDER. >> OH-HO-HO-HO-HO. [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:14,633 >> OH-HO-HO-HO-HO. [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY. 79 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,235 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY. >> PASTRAMI SANDWICH. 80 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,870 OKAY. >> PASTRAMI SANDWICH. >> PASTRAMI SANDWICH. 81 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:19,104 >> PASTRAMI SANDWICH. >> PASTRAMI SANDWICH. YOU SAID YOU WANTED A KNISH, 82 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:19,605 >> PASTRAMI SANDWICH. YOU SAID YOU WANTED A KNISH, RIGHT? 83 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:20,973 YOU SAID YOU WANTED A KNISH, RIGHT? >> YOU GOT TO WRITE ON THE 84 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,207 RIGHT? >> YOU GOT TO WRITE ON THE NOTEPAD AGAINST THE HEAD. 85 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,842 >> YOU GOT TO WRITE ON THE NOTEPAD AGAINST THE HEAD. >> YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 86 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:24,843 NOTEPAD AGAINST THE HEAD. >> YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. AND, SIR, DID YOU WANT ANYTHING 87 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:25,377 >> YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. AND, SIR, DID YOU WANT ANYTHING TO DRINK? 88 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,311 AND, SIR, DID YOU WANT ANYTHING TO DRINK? >> HOO HOO! 89 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,980 TO DRINK? >> HOO HOO! >> YEAH, I'LL HAVE A COFFEE. 90 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:29,348 >> HOO HOO! >> YEAH, I'LL HAVE A COFFEE. >> A COFFEE? OKAY. 91 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,250 >> YEAH, I'LL HAVE A COFFEE. >> A COFFEE? OKAY. >> OH! HE DID IT! 92 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,352 >> A COFFEE? OKAY. >> OH! HE DID IT! [ LAUGHING ] 93 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,019 >> OH! HE DID IT! [ LAUGHING ] >> REGULAR COFFEE. 94 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:35,087 [ LAUGHING ] >> REGULAR COFFEE. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH 95 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:35,521 >> REGULAR COFFEE. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS GUY. 96 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:36,488 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS GUY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH 97 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:36,889 THIS GUY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS GUY. 98 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:38,624 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS GUY. >> OH, WOW! 99 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:39,825 THIS GUY. >> OH, WOW! >> GREAT. I'LL TAKE THOSE. 100 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:40,726 >> OH, WOW! >> GREAT. I'LL TAKE THOSE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 101 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:41,793 >> GREAT. I'LL TAKE THOSE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> THAT WAS TOUGH. 102 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:42,861 THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> THAT WAS TOUGH. I GOT TO GIVE IT UP TO YOU, 103 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:43,262 >> THAT WAS TOUGH. I GOT TO GIVE IT UP TO YOU, BUDDY. 104 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:43,929 I GOT TO GIVE IT UP TO YOU, BUDDY. >> OH, MY GOD. 105 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,531 BUDDY. >> OH, MY GOD. [ DING! ] 106 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,299 >> JOEY. >> YEP. >> YOU READY? 107 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,433 >> YEP. >> YOU READY? >> YEAH, GUYS. READY TO GO. 108 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:49,868 >> YOU READY? >> YEAH, GUYS. READY TO GO. [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,036 >> YEAH, GUYS. READY TO GO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> JOE! 110 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,971 [ LAUGHTER ] >> JOE! >> I LOVE DAYS LIKE TODAY. 111 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,239 >> JOE! >> I LOVE DAYS LIKE TODAY. >> HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD? 112 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:55,307 >> I LOVE DAYS LIKE TODAY. >> HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD? >> THANK YOU, GUYS. 113 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:56,341 >> HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD? >> THANK YOU, GUYS. THANKS FOR COMING. 114 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,643 >> THANK YOU, GUYS. THANKS FOR COMING. [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:58,710 THANKS FOR COMING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT, PUT THE CAKE DOWN. 116 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,180 [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT, PUT THE CAKE DOWN. GET OUT THERE, YOU IDIOT. 117 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:03,015 >> ALL RIGHT, PUT THE CAKE DOWN. GET OUT THERE, YOU IDIOT. >> ARE YOU GUYS ALL TOGETHER 118 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:03,615 GET OUT THERE, YOU IDIOT. >> ARE YOU GUYS ALL TOGETHER OR...? 119 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:04,349 >> ARE YOU GUYS ALL TOGETHER OR...? OH, NO. 120 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,018 OR...? OH, NO. OH, YOU'RE BY YOURSELF? 121 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,186 OH, NO. OH, YOU'RE BY YOURSELF? >> JOE, MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS 122 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:08,187 OH, YOU'RE BY YOURSELF? >> JOE, MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHE'S ALONE. 123 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:08,987 >> JOE, MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHE'S ALONE. >> OH, NO! 124 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:09,488 SHE'S ALONE. >> OH, NO! OH. 125 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,722 >> OH, NO! OH. >> YOU'RE ALONE? 126 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,424 OH. >> YOU'RE ALONE? YEAH. 127 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:13,792 >> YOU'RE ALONE? YEAH. >> "GOT STOOD UP OR...?" 128 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,127 YEAH. >> "GOT STOOD UP OR...?" >> DID YOU GET STOOD UP? 129 00:03:15,129 --> 00:03:15,961 >> "GOT STOOD UP OR...?" >> DID YOU GET STOOD UP? >> NO. 130 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:19,064 >> DID YOU GET STOOD UP? >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,365 >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, TRAVELING BY YOURSELF. 132 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,033 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, TRAVELING BY YOURSELF. GOOD FOR YOU. 133 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,201 >> OH, TRAVELING BY YOURSELF. GOOD FOR YOU. >> "DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT 134 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:23,335 GOOD FOR YOU. >> "DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT EXTRA CHAIR AWAY SO IT'S NOT A 135 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,436 >> "DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT EXTRA CHAIR AWAY SO IT'S NOT A CONSTANT REMINDER THAT YOU'RE 136 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:25,537 EXTRA CHAIR AWAY SO IT'S NOT A CONSTANT REMINDER THAT YOU'RE ALONE?" 137 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,105 CONSTANT REMINDER THAT YOU'RE ALONE?" [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,340 ALONE?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> UM, I CAN MOVE THAT CHAIR IF 139 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,641 [ LAUGHTER ] >> UM, I CAN MOVE THAT CHAIR IF YOU'D LIKE SO YOU DON'T HAVE A 140 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:30,943 >> UM, I CAN MOVE THAT CHAIR IF YOU'D LIKE SO YOU DON'T HAVE A CONSTANT REMINDER THAT YOU'RE BY 141 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:31,677 YOU'D LIKE SO YOU DON'T HAVE A CONSTANT REMINDER THAT YOU'RE BY YOURSELF. 142 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,612 CONSTANT REMINDER THAT YOU'RE BY YOURSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] 143 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,547 YOURSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S OKAY THERE? 144 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,748 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S OKAY THERE? AND THEN YOU HAVE THE PICKLES. 145 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,283 AND THEN YOU HAVE THE PICKLES. ARE YOU GONNA EAT ALL THOSE PICKLES? 146 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:39,351 ARE YOU GONNA EAT ALL THOSE PICKLES? BECAUSE, AGAIN, YOU'RE BY 147 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:40,185 PICKLES? BECAUSE, AGAIN, YOU'RE BY YOURSELF. 148 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,220 BECAUSE, AGAIN, YOU'RE BY YOURSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] 149 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,988 YOURSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> COME ON. HAMMER IT HOME, JOE. 150 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,022 [ LAUGHTER ] >> COME ON. HAMMER IT HOME, JOE. >> AND DO YOU WANT SEPARATE 151 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:44,389 >> COME ON. HAMMER IT HOME, JOE. >> AND DO YOU WANT SEPARATE CHECKS? 152 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,057 >> AND DO YOU WANT SEPARATE CHECKS? OH, I'M SORRY. 153 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:46,124 CHECKS? OH, I'M SORRY. YOU'RE ALL BY YOURSELF, SO IT'LL 154 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:46,792 OH, I'M SORRY. YOU'RE ALL BY YOURSELF, SO IT'LL JUST BE YOU. 155 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:51,697 YOU'RE ALL BY YOURSELF, SO IT'LL JUST BE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 156 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:52,431 JUST BE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] HOW YOU DOING? 157 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,398 [ LAUGHTER ] HOW YOU DOING? >> TELL THESE PEOPLE THE 158 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,833 HOW YOU DOING? >> TELL THESE PEOPLE THE SPECIALS, AND AFTER EVERY ITEM, 159 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:55,801 >> TELL THESE PEOPLE THE SPECIALS, AND AFTER EVERY ITEM, SAY THE WORD "TIT." 160 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:59,071 SPECIALS, AND AFTER EVERY ITEM, SAY THE WORD "TIT." >> YOU ARE SO STUPID, REALLY. 161 00:03:59,073 --> 00:03:59,738 SAY THE WORD "TIT." >> YOU ARE SO STUPID, REALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,973 >> YOU ARE SO STUPID, REALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE KNOWN MOSTLY FOR OUR 163 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:01,773 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE KNOWN MOSTLY FOR OUR PASTRAMI TIT. 164 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,275 WE'RE KNOWN MOSTLY FOR OUR PASTRAMI TIT. UM, THEY'RE KNOWN FOR -- 165 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,409 PASTRAMI TIT. UM, THEY'RE KNOWN FOR -- >> A PASTRAMI WHAT? 166 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,310 UM, THEY'RE KNOWN FOR -- >> A PASTRAMI WHAT? >> I'M SORRY? 167 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,678 >> A PASTRAMI WHAT? >> I'M SORRY? >> WHAT'D YOU CALL IT? 168 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,713 >> I'M SORRY? >> WHAT'D YOU CALL IT? >> PASTRAMI TIT. 169 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:08,280 >> WHAT'D YOU CALL IT? >> PASTRAMI TIT. >> TIT? 170 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:08,947 >> PASTRAMI TIT. >> TIT? >> YEAH. 171 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,116 >> TIT? >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 172 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:12,084 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE LINGO HERE. 173 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:13,385 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE LINGO HERE. YOU GOT THE ROAST-BEEF TIT, YOU 174 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:14,353 THAT'S THE LINGO HERE. YOU GOT THE ROAST-BEEF TIT, YOU GOT THE PASTRAMI TIT. 175 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:14,786 YOU GOT THE ROAST-BEEF TIT, YOU GOT THE PASTRAMI TIT. >> OKAY. 176 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:15,887 GOT THE PASTRAMI TIT. >> OKAY. >> YOU COULD GET YOURSELF A 177 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:16,755 >> OKAY. >> YOU COULD GET YOURSELF A CORNED-BEEF TIT. 178 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,823 >> YOU COULD GET YOURSELF A CORNED-BEEF TIT. DID YOU GUYS WANT SOME COLESLAW 179 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:18,857 CORNED-BEEF TIT. DID YOU GUYS WANT SOME COLESLAW TIT AND PICKLE TIT TO START? 180 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:19,358 DID YOU GUYS WANT SOME COLESLAW TIT AND PICKLE TIT TO START? [ LAUGHTER ] 181 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,492 TIT AND PICKLE TIT TO START? [ LAUGHTER ] THAT COMES COMPLIMENTARY TO THE 182 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:20,792 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT COMES COMPLIMENTARY TO THE TABLE. 183 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:21,326 THAT COMES COMPLIMENTARY TO THE TABLE. >> SURE. 184 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:21,793 TABLE. >> SURE. >> YEAH. 185 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,228 >> SURE. >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:28,233 [ DING! ] >> SO, SAL, THE CAMOUFLAGE SHIRT -- THEY NEED A REFILL OF 187 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:28,700 >> SO, SAL, THE CAMOUFLAGE SHIRT -- THEY NEED A REFILL OF WATER. 188 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:29,301 SHIRT -- THEY NEED A REFILL OF WATER. >> OKAY. 189 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:30,502 WATER. >> OKAY. >> EVERY CUP ON THE TABLE FILL 190 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:32,170 >> OKAY. >> EVERY CUP ON THE TABLE FILL UP WITH WATER. 191 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,138 >> EVERY CUP ON THE TABLE FILL UP WITH WATER. >> OH, THIS IS TEA. 192 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,106 UP WITH WATER. >> OH, THIS IS TEA. >> "PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME, 193 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:34,573 >> OH, THIS IS TEA. >> "PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME, SIR." 194 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:38,677 >> "PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME, SIR." [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,045 SIR." [ LAUGHTER ] >> PLEASE -- PLEASE STOP YELLING 196 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,647 >> PLEASE -- PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME. >> HUH? 197 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:43,382 AT ME. >> HUH? >> PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME. 198 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:44,116 >> HUH? >> PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 199 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,384 >> PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, BUDDY, EXPLAIN 200 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:46,018 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, BUDDY, EXPLAIN YOURSELF. 201 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,519 >> OKAY, BUDDY, EXPLAIN YOURSELF. >> I'M JUST REALLY SENSITIVE. 202 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:48,320 YOURSELF. >> I'M JUST REALLY SENSITIVE. UM... 203 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:49,488 >> I'M JUST REALLY SENSITIVE. UM... I -- I DEAL WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE 204 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:50,689 UM... I -- I DEAL WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT HERE ALL DAY LONG AND A LOT 205 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:51,690 I -- I DEAL WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT HERE ALL DAY LONG AND A LOT OF THEM DON'T REALLY CARE 206 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:52,324 OUT HERE ALL DAY LONG AND A LOT OF THEM DON'T REALLY CARE FOR ME. 207 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:53,992 OF THEM DON'T REALLY CARE FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 208 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,460 FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M TRYING TO FILL UP SOME WATER 209 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,762 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M TRYING TO FILL UP SOME WATER JUST SO YOU GUYS HAVE A MORE 210 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:57,663 I'M TRYING TO FILL UP SOME WATER JUST SO YOU GUYS HAVE A MORE PLEASANT EXPERIENCE. 211 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:58,664 JUST SO YOU GUYS HAVE A MORE PLEASANT EXPERIENCE. I MEAN, YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN 212 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,464 PLEASANT EXPERIENCE. I MEAN, YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW. 213 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,465 I MEAN, YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW. I'M LIKE A SECOND-RATE CITIZEN? 214 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,466 LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW. I'M LIKE A SECOND-RATE CITIZEN? I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOUR 215 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:01,933 I'M LIKE A SECOND-RATE CITIZEN? I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOUR HYDRATION. 216 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,135 I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOUR HYDRATION. [ LAUGHTER ] 217 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,036 HYDRATION. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD. 218 00:05:04,038 --> 00:05:06,672 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS ARE [BLEEP] 219 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,040 OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS ARE [BLEEP] >> SAL, RIGHT THERE -- WRITE A 220 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:08,640 YOU GUYS ARE [BLEEP] >> SAL, RIGHT THERE -- WRITE A NOTE. 221 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:09,508 >> SAL, RIGHT THERE -- WRITE A NOTE. "I LIKE YOU." 222 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,509 NOTE. "I LIKE YOU." >> OH... 223 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,311 "I LIKE YOU." >> OH... [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:13,478 >> OH... [ LAUGHTER ] "DO YOU LIKE ME?" 225 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,112 [ LAUGHTER ] "DO YOU LIKE ME?" >> OH... 226 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,380 "DO YOU LIKE ME?" >> OH... [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:16,448 >> OH... [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND MAKE THREE CHECK BOXES 228 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,449 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND MAKE THREE CHECK BOXES UNDERNEATH -- YES, NO, AND 229 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:17,816 >> AND MAKE THREE CHECK BOXES UNDERNEATH -- YES, NO, AND MAYBE. 230 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:18,283 UNDERNEATH -- YES, NO, AND MAYBE. [ LAUGHS ] 231 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:19,151 MAYBE. [ LAUGHS ] >> SO, BRING THAT LADY'S 232 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,285 [ LAUGHS ] >> SO, BRING THAT LADY'S SANDWICH OVER AND JUST ALSO DROP 233 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:21,019 >> SO, BRING THAT LADY'S SANDWICH OVER AND JUST ALSO DROP OFF THE NOTE. 234 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,220 SANDWICH OVER AND JUST ALSO DROP OFF THE NOTE. >> OKAY, LADIES, HERE YOU GO. 235 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:23,522 OFF THE NOTE. >> OKAY, LADIES, HERE YOU GO. IT'S THE ROAST BEEF WITH TOMATO. 236 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,057 >> OKAY, LADIES, HERE YOU GO. IT'S THE ROAST BEEF WITH TOMATO. >> "AND THEN THIS IS FOR YOU." 237 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:26,491 IT'S THE ROAST BEEF WITH TOMATO. >> "AND THEN THIS IS FOR YOU." >> OKAY. AND THEN THIS IS... 238 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,026 >> "AND THEN THIS IS FOR YOU." >> OKAY. AND THEN THIS IS... I'M GONNA GIVE IT OVER HERE TO 239 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,194 >> OKAY. AND THEN THIS IS... I'M GONNA GIVE IT OVER HERE TO YOU. 240 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:30,929 I'M GONNA GIVE IT OVER HERE TO YOU. OH, GOD. 241 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,631 YOU. OH, GOD. >> [ LAUGHS ] 242 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,933 OH, GOD. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> OH, MY GOSH. 243 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:36,568 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:39,938 >> OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, GOD. 245 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,006 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, GOD. >> SAL, GO BACK AND GET THE 246 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:41,573 >> OH, GOD. >> SAL, GO BACK AND GET THE NOTE. 247 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,342 >> SAL, GO BACK AND GET THE NOTE. >> ALL RIGHT. 248 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:44,076 NOTE. >> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 249 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:45,811 >> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. STILL GOT IT. 250 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:47,079 ALL RIGHT. STILL GOT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:50,115 STILL GOT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND WHAT ELSE CAN I GET FOR YOU? 252 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:50,816 [ LAUGHTER ] AND WHAT ELSE CAN I GET FOR YOU? JUST ONE HERBAL TEA? 253 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:51,917 AND WHAT ELSE CAN I GET FOR YOU? JUST ONE HERBAL TEA? >> JUST PUT YOUR PEN IN YOUR 254 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:52,517 JUST ONE HERBAL TEA? >> JUST PUT YOUR PEN IN YOUR NOSE. 255 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,119 >> JUST PUT YOUR PEN IN YOUR NOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 256 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,187 NOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> FAR ENOUGH THAT YOU COULD 257 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,154 [ LAUGHTER ] >> FAR ENOUGH THAT YOU COULD LEAVE IT THERE WITHOUT 258 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:56,588 >> FAR ENOUGH THAT YOU COULD LEAVE IT THERE WITHOUT HOLDING IT. 259 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:59,558 LEAVE IT THERE WITHOUT HOLDING IT. >> YEAH, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF. 260 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:03,729 HOLDING IT. >> YEAH, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:06,298 >> YEAH, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND ANYTHING FOR YOU? 262 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:07,132 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND ANYTHING FOR YOU? NOTHING? 263 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,200 >> AND ANYTHING FOR YOU? NOTHING? >> NOW JUST PUT THE PEN IN YOUR 264 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,067 NOTHING? >> NOW JUST PUT THE PEN IN YOUR MOUTH, BUDDY. 265 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,535 >> NOW JUST PUT THE PEN IN YOUR MOUTH, BUDDY. [ LAUGHTER ] 266 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,404 MOUTH, BUDDY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> [BLEEP] 267 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:13,138 [ LAUGHTER ] >> [BLEEP] >> IS THAT A NO? 268 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,139 >> [BLEEP] >> IS THAT A NO? >> JUST ONE HERBAL TEA? 269 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:14,573 >> IS THAT A NO? >> JUST ONE HERBAL TEA? >> YES. 270 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:15,173 >> JUST ONE HERBAL TEA? >> YES. >> OKAY. 271 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:16,007 >> YES. >> OKAY. >> DO IT NOW. 272 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,309 >> OKAY. >> DO IT NOW. >> I'M NOT PUTTING THE PEN IN MY 273 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:17,843 >> DO IT NOW. >> I'M NOT PUTTING THE PEN IN MY MOUTH. 274 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,578 >> I'M NOT PUTTING THE PEN IN MY MOUTH. [ LAUGHTER ] 275 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,812 MOUTH. [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT UP ON THE EAR. 276 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,013 [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT UP ON THE EAR. [ BUZZER ] 277 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,048 RIGHT UP ON THE EAR. [ BUZZER ] >> BUDDY, YOU'RE UP. 278 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:23,582 [ BUZZER ] >> BUDDY, YOU'RE UP. >> HERE WE GO, Q. 279 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:24,583 >> BUDDY, YOU'RE UP. >> HERE WE GO, Q. >> YEAH, I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS 280 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,183 >> HERE WE GO, Q. >> YEAH, I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ONE. 281 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,351 >> YEAH, I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ONE. >> IF IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA 282 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:26,852 ONE. >> IF IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE A PASS TODAY. 283 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:27,886 >> IF IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE A PASS TODAY. >> YOU CAN'T TAKE A PASS. 284 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:28,987 TAKE A PASS TODAY. >> YOU CAN'T TAKE A PASS. >> I BROUGHT A FRIEND TO GO FOR 285 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:29,554 >> YOU CAN'T TAKE A PASS. >> I BROUGHT A FRIEND TO GO FOR ME. 286 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,222 >> I BROUGHT A FRIEND TO GO FOR ME. >> OH, A SUB? 287 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:30,756 ME. >> OH, A SUB? >> YEAH. 288 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:31,223 >> OH, A SUB? >> YEAH. >> REALLY? 289 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,224 >> YEAH. >> REALLY? >> YEAH. MY FRIEND. 290 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,258 >> REALLY? >> YEAH. MY FRIEND. YOU GUYS HEAR OF 'N SYNC? 291 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,626 >> YEAH. MY FRIEND. YOU GUYS HEAR OF 'N SYNC? >> OH! 292 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:35,761 YOU GUYS HEAR OF 'N SYNC? >> OH! >> ALL RIGHT. 293 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:36,928 >> OH! >> ALL RIGHT. >> HOW DID YOU GET JOEY FATONE 294 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:37,729 >> ALL RIGHT. >> HOW DID YOU GET JOEY FATONE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE? 295 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:38,463 >> HOW DID YOU GET JOEY FATONE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE? >> WE GO WAY BACK! 296 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:39,197 TO TAKE YOUR PLACE? >> WE GO WAY BACK! >> NO, YOU DON'T! 297 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:39,865 >> WE GO WAY BACK! >> NO, YOU DON'T! WE GO WAY BACK! 298 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:40,932 >> NO, YOU DON'T! WE GO WAY BACK! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNOW HIM. 299 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:41,967 WE GO WAY BACK! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNOW HIM. >> IF HE FAILS, YOU TAKE THE 300 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:42,367 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNOW HIM. >> IF HE FAILS, YOU TAKE THE LOSS. 301 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:43,802 >> IF HE FAILS, YOU TAKE THE LOSS. >> I'M WILLING TO LIVE OR DIE... 302 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,203 LOSS. >> I'M WILLING TO LIVE OR DIE... >> BY THE HANDS OF JOEY FATONE. 303 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,538 >> I'M WILLING TO LIVE OR DIE... >> BY THE HANDS OF JOEY FATONE. >> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. 304 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,407 >> BY THE HANDS OF JOEY FATONE. >> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. >> I WILL TRY MY HARDEST. 305 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:49,274 >> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. >> I WILL TRY MY HARDEST. YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL? 306 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,409 >> I WILL TRY MY HARDEST. YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL? I'M NERVOUS, LIKE THAT SOMEONE'S 307 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:51,576 YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL? I'M NERVOUS, LIKE THAT SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA PUNCH THE [BLEEP] OUT 308 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,010 I'M NERVOUS, LIKE THAT SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA PUNCH THE [BLEEP] OUT OF ME. 309 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:52,978 JUST GONNA PUNCH THE [BLEEP] OUT OF ME. >> YOU GOT IT, BUDDY. 310 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,045 OF ME. >> YOU GOT IT, BUDDY. I GOT ALL THE FAITH OF YOU IN 311 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:54,913 >> YOU GOT IT, BUDDY. I GOT ALL THE FAITH OF YOU IN THE WORLD. 312 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,081 I GOT ALL THE FAITH OF YOU IN THE WORLD. >> ALL RIGHT, JOEY, SO, TAKE A 313 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,516 THE WORLD. >> ALL RIGHT, JOEY, SO, TAKE A WALK INTO THE RESTAURANT. 314 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,517 >> ALL RIGHT, JOEY, SO, TAKE A WALK INTO THE RESTAURANT. KEEP WALKING STRAIGHT. 315 00:06:58,519 --> 00:06:59,518 WALK INTO THE RESTAURANT. KEEP WALKING STRAIGHT. THERE'S THAT ASIAN WOMAN. 316 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,585 KEEP WALKING STRAIGHT. THERE'S THAT ASIAN WOMAN. SHE'S EATING. SEE HER? 317 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:01,086 THERE'S THAT ASIAN WOMAN. SHE'S EATING. SEE HER? >> MM-HMM. 318 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,020 SHE'S EATING. SEE HER? >> MM-HMM. >> SHE'S DONE. 319 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,088 >> MM-HMM. >> SHE'S DONE. YOU CAN TAKE HER PLATE. 320 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,256 >> SHE'S DONE. YOU CAN TAKE HER PLATE. [ LAUGHTER ] 321 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:05,357 YOU CAN TAKE HER PLATE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M GONNA THROW UP RIGHT NOW. 322 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:05,991 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M GONNA THROW UP RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR TO GOD. 323 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,058 >> I'M GONNA THROW UP RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR TO GOD. >> DON'T [BLEEP] THIS UP FOR ME, 324 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:10,028 I SWEAR TO GOD. >> DON'T [BLEEP] THIS UP FOR ME, FATONE, ALL RIGHT? 325 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:17,969 >> THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. FATONE'S IN FOR Q. >> ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT MY BACK 326 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,504 FATONE'S IN FOR Q. >> ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT MY BACK NOW, FATONE, RIGHT? 327 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:20,639 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT MY BACK NOW, FATONE, RIGHT? >> ALL RIGHT, JOEY, SO TAKE A 328 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,375 >> ALL RIGHT, JOEY, SO TAKE A WALK INTO THE RESTAURANT. KEEP WALKING STRAIGHT. 329 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:24,376 WALK INTO THE RESTAURANT. KEEP WALKING STRAIGHT. THERE'S THAT ASIAN WOMAN. 330 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:25,444 KEEP WALKING STRAIGHT. THERE'S THAT ASIAN WOMAN. SHE'S EATING. SEE HER? 331 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:25,977 THERE'S THAT ASIAN WOMAN. SHE'S EATING. SEE HER? >> MM-HMM. 332 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:26,912 SHE'S EATING. SEE HER? >> MM-HMM. >> SHE'S DONE. 333 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,079 >> MM-HMM. >> SHE'S DONE. YOU CAN TAKE HER PLATE. 334 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,214 >> SHE'S DONE. YOU CAN TAKE HER PLATE. >> I'M GONNA THROW UP RIGHT NOW. 335 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:29,714 YOU CAN TAKE HER PLATE. >> I'M GONNA THROW UP RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR TO GOD. 336 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:32,017 >> I'M GONNA THROW UP RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR TO GOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,084 I SWEAR TO GOD. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS ARE ENJOYING 338 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:33,485 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS ARE ENJOYING YOURSELVES? 339 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,085 YOU GUYS ARE ENJOYING YOURSELVES? YOU GUYS ARE OKAY? 340 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,086 YOURSELVES? YOU GUYS ARE OKAY? >> COULD WE GET A COUPLE MORE 341 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:35,654 YOU GUYS ARE OKAY? >> COULD WE GET A COUPLE MORE SLICES OF BREAD? 342 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:36,922 >> COULD WE GET A COUPLE MORE SLICES OF BREAD? >> COUPLE MORE? SOME MORE BREAD? 343 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:37,889 SLICES OF BREAD? >> COUPLE MORE? SOME MORE BREAD? ALL RIGHT, COOL. 344 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:38,623 >> COUPLE MORE? SOME MORE BREAD? ALL RIGHT, COOL. YOU GOOD WITH THIS? 345 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,090 ALL RIGHT, COOL. YOU GOOD WITH THIS? THANK YOU. 346 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,058 YOU GOOD WITH THIS? THANK YOU. >> SHE'S NOT DONE. 347 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:44,262 THANK YOU. >> SHE'S NOT DONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:51,603 >> JOEY. >> YEP. >> THERE'S A GENTLEMAN SITTING 349 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:52,971 >> YEP. >> THERE'S A GENTLEMAN SITTING DOWN WITH A GRAY SHIRT. 350 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,039 >> THERE'S A GENTLEMAN SITTING DOWN WITH A GRAY SHIRT. SEE HOW THEIR MEAL'S GOING, 351 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:54,439 DOWN WITH A GRAY SHIRT. SEE HOW THEIR MEAL'S GOING, OKAY? 352 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:55,106 SEE HOW THEIR MEAL'S GOING, OKAY? >> YOU GUYS OKAY? 353 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,208 OKAY? >> YOU GUYS OKAY? EVERYBODY'S ALL RIGHT? 354 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:57,609 >> YOU GUYS OKAY? EVERYBODY'S ALL RIGHT? >> REACH OVER AND PUT YOUR RIGHT 355 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,444 EVERYBODY'S ALL RIGHT? >> REACH OVER AND PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND IN HIS CORNED BEEF. 356 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:00,412 >> REACH OVER AND PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND IN HIS CORNED BEEF. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 357 00:08:00,414 --> 00:08:01,913 HAND IN HIS CORNED BEEF. >> [ CHUCKLES ] EXCUSE ME. 358 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:07,452 HOW GOOD IS THAT, THOUGH? >> DO IT, DO IT, DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 359 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,421 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S LIKE -- I MEAN, IT'S REALLY GOOD. 360 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:10,856 >> IT'S LIKE -- I MEAN, IT'S REALLY GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 361 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:11,857 REALLY GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD! 362 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:12,924 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD! >> AND DON'T FORGET TO TIP THE 363 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,159 >> OH, MY GOD! >> AND DON'T FORGET TO TIP THE WAITRESS, ALL RIGHT? 364 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,394 >> AND DON'T FORGET TO TIP THE WAITRESS, ALL RIGHT? >> YOU SON OF A BITCH! 365 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:17,629 WAITRESS, ALL RIGHT? >> YOU SON OF A BITCH! HE'S UNBEATABLE! 366 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,030 >> YOU SON OF A BITCH! HE'S UNBEATABLE! THIS IS AN INSTANT UPGRADE HERE. 367 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,165 HE'S UNBEATABLE! THIS IS AN INSTANT UPGRADE HERE. Q WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 368 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,466 THIS IS AN INSTANT UPGRADE HERE. Q WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. >> THAT IS WHY HE IS IN FOR ME 369 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:22,067 Q WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. >> THAT IS WHY HE IS IN FOR ME RIGHT NOW. 370 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,301 >> THAT IS WHY HE IS IN FOR ME RIGHT NOW. >> JOE, OKAY, LAST THING. 371 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:23,835 RIGHT NOW. >> JOE, OKAY, LAST THING. READY? 372 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:24,903 >> JOE, OKAY, LAST THING. READY? >> [ LAUGHING ] 373 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,104 READY? >> [ LAUGHING ] >> I JUST WANT YOU TO YELL, 374 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,138 >> [ LAUGHING ] >> I JUST WANT YOU TO YELL, "HELLO, EVERYONE! 375 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,106 >> I JUST WANT YOU TO YELL, "HELLO, EVERYONE! I'M JOEY FATONE. 376 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,407 "HELLO, EVERYONE! I'M JOEY FATONE. YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW I JUST 377 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,375 I'M JOEY FATONE. YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW I JUST [BLEEP] MY PANTS!" 378 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:34,513 YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW I JUST [BLEEP] MY PANTS!" [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,114 [BLEEP] MY PANTS!" [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, EVERYBODY, CAN I HAVE 380 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,317 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, EVERYBODY, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 381 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:42,420 >> HEY, EVERYBODY, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? MY NAME IS JOEY FATONE... 382 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,055 YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? MY NAME IS JOEY FATONE... AND I JUST [BLEEP] MY PANTS. 383 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:48,193 MY NAME IS JOEY FATONE... AND I JUST [BLEEP] MY PANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:48,960 AND I JUST [BLEEP] MY PANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES! 385 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,028 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES! >> UNBELIEVABLE. 386 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,530 >> YES! >> UNBELIEVABLE. >> THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. 387 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,131 >> UNBELIEVABLE. >> THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID IT! 388 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,666 >> THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID IT! >> JOEY, I WANT TO SAY THANK 389 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:55,634 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID IT! >> JOEY, I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU, MY FRIEND. 390 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,269 >> JOEY, I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU, MY FRIEND. BECAUSE OF YOU, I'M GETTING THE 391 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:58,203 YOU, MY FRIEND. BECAUSE OF YOU, I'M GETTING THE THUMBS UP. 392 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,404 BECAUSE OF YOU, I'M GETTING THE THUMBS UP. >> YEAH! 393 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:00,972 THUMBS UP. >> YEAH! [ DING! ] 394 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,240 >> YEAH! [ DING! ] >> Narrator: LOOKS LIKE SAL GOT 395 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,808 [ DING! ] >> Narrator: LOOKS LIKE SAL GOT SERVED, SO HE'S FIRST UP ON THE 396 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,410 >> Narrator: LOOKS LIKE SAL GOT SERVED, SO HE'S FIRST UP ON THE LOSER BOARD. 397 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,478 SERVED, SO HE'S FIRST UP ON THE LOSER BOARD. >> TODAY, WE'RE WORKING AT A 398 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,712 LOSER BOARD. >> TODAY, WE'RE WORKING AT A DELI TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S 399 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,480 >> TODAY, WE'RE WORKING AT A DELI TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S THE BEST DEBATER. 400 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:09,514 DELI TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S THE BEST DEBATER. >> WE'RE GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD, 401 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:10,515 THE BEST DEBATER. >> WE'RE GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD, TOURNAMENT STYLE, TRYING TO GET 402 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:11,516 >> WE'RE GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD, TOURNAMENT STYLE, TRYING TO GET CUSTOMERS TO SETTLE THE MOST 403 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:12,284 TOURNAMENT STYLE, TRYING TO GET CUSTOMERS TO SETTLE THE MOST RIDICULOUS OF DEBATES. 404 00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:13,418 CUSTOMERS TO SETTLE THE MOST RIDICULOUS OF DEBATES. >> BUT THE TOPIC OF THE DEBATE 405 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,386 RIDICULOUS OF DEBATES. >> BUT THE TOPIC OF THE DEBATE WILL BE GIVEN TO US BY THE OTHER 406 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,420 >> BUT THE TOPIC OF THE DEBATE WILL BE GIVEN TO US BY THE OTHER GUYS. 407 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:18,890 >> THE GOAL IS TO GET THE CUSTOMER TO AGREE WITH YOUR STANCE, NO MATTER HOW BIZARRE 408 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,424 CUSTOMER TO AGREE WITH YOUR STANCE, NO MATTER HOW BIZARRE IT IS. 409 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,525 STANCE, NO MATTER HOW BIZARRE IT IS. >> IF YOU CAN'T GET THE CUSTOMER 410 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:21,860 IT IS. >> IF YOU CAN'T GET THE CUSTOMER TO SAY YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU LOSE. 411 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:22,894 >> IF YOU CAN'T GET THE CUSTOMER TO SAY YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU LOSE. >> LET'S GET OUT OF THE STREET, 412 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:23,361 TO SAY YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU LOSE. >> LET'S GET OUT OF THE STREET, GUYS. 413 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:23,828 >> LET'S GET OUT OF THE STREET, GUYS. >> YEAH. 414 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,830 GUYS. >> YEAH. DUDE, WHY ARE WE IN THE STREET? 415 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:31,369 >> YOU HAVE AN ADVANTAGE HERE, YOU KNOW. >> I WORKED IN A DELI FOR MANY 416 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:31,903 YOU KNOW. >> I WORKED IN A DELI FOR MANY YEARS. 417 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,071 >> I WORKED IN A DELI FOR MANY YEARS. >> YOU WORKED AT A DELI, BEHIND 418 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:33,705 YEARS. >> YOU WORKED AT A DELI, BEHIND THIS COUNTER. 419 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:34,839 >> YOU WORKED AT A DELI, BEHIND THIS COUNTER. >> MURR, HIS ADVANTAGE IS THAT 420 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:35,540 THIS COUNTER. >> MURR, HIS ADVANTAGE IS THAT YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 421 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,409 >> MURR, HIS ADVANTAGE IS THAT YOU'RE AN IDIOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 422 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:42,881 >> I'M TELLING YOU, BUDDY, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY. 423 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:43,615 BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY. EXCUSE ME, SIR. 424 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:44,849 DAY. EXCUSE ME, SIR. COULD YOU SETTLE A QUICK DEBATE 425 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:45,250 EXCUSE ME, SIR. COULD YOU SETTLE A QUICK DEBATE FOR US? 426 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,184 COULD YOU SETTLE A QUICK DEBATE FOR US? >> OF COURSE I CAN. 427 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,152 FOR US? >> OF COURSE I CAN. >> AH, HERE WE GO. 428 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:47,819 >> OF COURSE I CAN. >> AH, HERE WE GO. >> WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 429 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,354 >> AH, HERE WE GO. >> WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> MY NAME'S DARRIUS. 430 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,589 >> WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> MY NAME'S DARRIUS. >> WE'VE BEEN HAVING THIS DEBATE 431 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,157 >> WE'VE BEEN HAVING THIS DEBATE FOR AN HOUR NOW. >> OKAY, BRING IT ON. 432 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,258 FOR AN HOUR NOW. >> OKAY, BRING IT ON. >> WHO HAD IT MORE EMBARRASSING? 433 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,659 >> OKAY, BRING IT ON. >> WHO HAD IT MORE EMBARRASSING? >> WHO HAD IT MORE EMBARRASSING? 434 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,027 >> WHO HAD IT MORE EMBARRASSING? >> WHO HAD IT MORE EMBARRASSING? >> I SAY IT WAS THE WAY I LOST 435 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:56,795 >> WHO HAD IT MORE EMBARRASSING? >> I SAY IT WAS THE WAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY. 436 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:57,729 >> I SAY IT WAS THE WAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY. >> [ LAUGHS ] 437 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,297 MY VIRGINITY. >> [ LAUGHS ] I SAY IT WAS THE WAY I LOST MY 438 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,599 >> [ LAUGHS ] I SAY IT WAS THE WAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY. 439 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,167 I SAY IT WAS THE WAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY. >> SAL, "I SAY IT WAS THE WAY I 440 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,768 VIRGINITY. >> SAL, "I SAY IT WAS THE WAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY." 441 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,136 >> SAL, "I SAY IT WAS THE WAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY." >> IT WAS DEFINITELY THE WAY 442 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,238 LOST MY VIRGINITY." >> IT WAS DEFINITELY THE WAY THAT I LOST MY VIRGINITY. 443 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,406 >> IT WAS DEFINITELY THE WAY THAT I LOST MY VIRGINITY. >> TELL THE STORIES, BOYS. 444 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:09,507 THAT I LOST MY VIRGINITY. >> TELL THE STORIES, BOYS. >> THERE YOU GO. 445 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,775 >> TELL THE STORIES, BOYS. >> THERE YOU GO. >> OKAY. 446 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,644 >> THERE YOU GO. >> OKAY. UH, WELL, I LOST MY VIRGINITY, 447 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,279 >> OKAY. UH, WELL, I LOST MY VIRGINITY, FIRST OF ALL, A YEAR AGO. 448 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,113 UH, WELL, I LOST MY VIRGINITY, FIRST OF ALL, A YEAR AGO. I'M 37. 449 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:15,747 FIRST OF ALL, A YEAR AGO. I'M 37. >> YEAH. 450 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,149 I'M 37. >> YEAH. >> AND IT WAS TO MY WIFE. 451 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,451 >> YEAH. >> AND IT WAS TO MY WIFE. >> IT WAS TO YOUR WIFE, WHO IS 452 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,185 >> AND IT WAS TO MY WIFE. >> IT WAS TO YOUR WIFE, WHO IS NOW YOUR WIFE? 453 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,319 >> IT WAS TO YOUR WIFE, WHO IS NOW YOUR WIFE? >> WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 454 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:21,820 NOW YOUR WIFE? >> WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS. 455 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,021 >> WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS. >> AND YOU HADN'T YET DONE THE 456 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:23,488 15 YEARS. >> AND YOU HADN'T YET DONE THE DEED. 457 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,623 >> AND YOU HADN'T YET DONE THE DEED. >> NOT YET DONE THE DEED. 458 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,124 DEED. >> NOT YET DONE THE DEED. >> THERE'S NO WAY YOU BEAT HIM. 459 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:26,992 >> NOT YET DONE THE DEED. >> THERE'S NO WAY YOU BEAT HIM. >> WAIT! 460 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,160 >> THERE'S NO WAY YOU BEAT HIM. >> WAIT! [ LAUGHTER ] 461 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,128 >> WAIT! [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT, GO. 462 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,030 [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT, GO. >> OKAY. EMBARRASSING, FOR SURE. 463 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,264 >> ALL RIGHT, GO. >> OKAY. EMBARRASSING, FOR SURE. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. 464 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,066 >> OKAY. EMBARRASSING, FOR SURE. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. MARRIED FOR THAT MANY YEARS... 465 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,469 I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. MARRIED FOR THAT MANY YEARS... >> STALLING, STALLING, STALLING. 466 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,603 MARRIED FOR THAT MANY YEARS... >> STALLING, STALLING, STALLING. >> VAMPING FOR TIME, VAMPING FOR 467 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,104 >> STALLING, STALLING, STALLING. >> VAMPING FOR TIME, VAMPING FOR TIME. 468 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,271 >> VAMPING FOR TIME, VAMPING FOR TIME. >> THE WAY I LOST MINE IS FAR 469 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,072 TIME. >> THE WAY I LOST MINE IS FAR MORE EMBARRASSING. 470 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,240 >> THE WAY I LOST MINE IS FAR MORE EMBARRASSING. >> I MEAN, LOOK, I'M NOT EVEN 471 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,041 MORE EMBARRASSING. >> I MEAN, LOOK, I'M NOT EVEN LISTENING TO THAT. 472 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,175 >> I MEAN, LOOK, I'M NOT EVEN LISTENING TO THAT. THE EDITORIALIZING, I DON'T EVEN 473 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:44,776 LISTENING TO THAT. THE EDITORIALIZING, I DON'T EVEN HEAR IT. 474 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:45,677 THE EDITORIALIZING, I DON'T EVEN HEAR IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 475 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,645 HEAR IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I LOVE THIS GUY! 476 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:47,746 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I LOVE THIS GUY! >> I LOVE YOU! 477 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:48,980 >> I LOVE THIS GUY! >> I LOVE YOU! HE SAW YOUR [BLEEP] 478 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:49,814 >> I LOVE YOU! HE SAW YOUR [BLEEP] >> YES! 479 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,616 HE SAW YOUR [BLEEP] >> YES! >> ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO, I WENT ON 480 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,284 >> YES! >> ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO, I WENT ON A TRIP TO LAS VEGAS, AND I WAS 481 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,819 >> ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO, I WENT ON A TRIP TO LAS VEGAS, AND I WAS IN ONE OF THESE SUPER-DUPER 482 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,588 A TRIP TO LAS VEGAS, AND I WAS IN ONE OF THESE SUPER-DUPER POOLS THAT HAS THIS VERY STRONG 483 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:57,188 IN ONE OF THESE SUPER-DUPER POOLS THAT HAS THIS VERY STRONG CURRENT. 484 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:57,589 POOLS THAT HAS THIS VERY STRONG CURRENT. >> YES. 485 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:58,556 CURRENT. >> YES. >> I GOT PULLED INTO THE 486 00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,624 >> YES. >> I GOT PULLED INTO THE CURRENT, MY BATHING SUIT GOT 487 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,794 >> I GOT PULLED INTO THE CURRENT, MY BATHING SUIT GOT RIPPED OFF, AND MY... 488 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,596 CURRENT, MY BATHING SUIT GOT RIPPED OFF, AND MY... DING-DONG GOT PULLED INTO THE 489 00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:05,463 RIPPED OFF, AND MY... DING-DONG GOT PULLED INTO THE POOL FILTER. 490 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,431 DING-DONG GOT PULLED INTO THE POOL FILTER. >> YEAH. 491 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,799 POOL FILTER. >> YEAH. >> LOOK AT SAL. 492 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:11,369 >> YEAH. >> LOOK AT SAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 493 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,404 >> LOOK AT SAL. [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN THEY BROUGHT ME TO THE 494 00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:13,471 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN THEY BROUGHT ME TO THE HOSPITAL, THE DOCTOR SAID THAT 495 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,572 WHEN THEY BROUGHT ME TO THE HOSPITAL, THE DOCTOR SAID THAT THAT IS ACTUALLY, TECHNICALLY, 496 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:17,676 HOSPITAL, THE DOCTOR SAID THAT THAT IS ACTUALLY, TECHNICALLY, HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY. 497 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,678 THAT IS ACTUALLY, TECHNICALLY, HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY. >> [ LAUGHS ] 498 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:30,422 >> I LOVE THIS GUY. I LOVETHIS GUY. >> I WAS HUMPING A POOL FILTER 499 00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:31,389 I LOVETHIS GUY. >> I WAS HUMPING A POOL FILTER AT THE BELLAGIO. 500 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,223 >> I WAS HUMPING A POOL FILTER AT THE BELLAGIO. >> THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 501 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,258 AT THE BELLAGIO. >> THAT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE VAGINA, MY 502 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:33,892 >> THAT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE VAGINA, MY FRIEND. 503 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:34,793 YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE VAGINA, MY FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ] 504 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,827 FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOSH! 505 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:36,828 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOSH! >> THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP [BLEEP] 506 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:37,262 >> OH, MY GOSH! >> THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP [BLEEP] MAN. 507 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,029 >> THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP [BLEEP] MAN. >> NO, I'M SORRY. 508 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,064 MAN. >> NO, I'M SORRY. >> THANK YOU, DARRIUS. 509 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,265 >> NO, I'M SORRY. >> THANK YOU, DARRIUS. >> YEAH, HE'S OUT! 510 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,366 >> THANK YOU, DARRIUS. >> YEAH, HE'S OUT! >> SON OF A... 511 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,567 >> YEAH, HE'S OUT! >> SON OF A... >> YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE VAGINA, 512 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,069 >> SON OF A... >> YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE VAGINA, MY FRIEND. 513 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,104 >> YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE VAGINA, MY FRIEND. >> SAL'S MOVING ON. 514 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:52,877 >> JOE VERSUS Q. HERE WE GO. >> PUT YOUR FEET AWAY. >> I'M CRACKING MY TOES, MAN. 515 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,145 >> PUT YOUR FEET AWAY. >> I'M CRACKING MY TOES, MAN. >> I KNOW, BUT OTHER PEOPLE ARE 516 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,680 >> I'M CRACKING MY TOES, MAN. >> I KNOW, BUT OTHER PEOPLE ARE AROUND YOU. 517 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:56,715 >> I KNOW, BUT OTHER PEOPLE ARE AROUND YOU. >> THERE THEY GO, THERE THEY GO. 518 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,383 >> THERE THEY GO, THERE THEY GO. >> AND YOU KEEP TOUCHING YOUR BALLS. 519 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,551 >> AND YOU KEEP TOUCHING YOUR BALLS. >> THERE'S THE DEBATE -- WHY ARE 520 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,151 BALLS. >> THERE'S THE DEBATE -- WHY ARE WE FRIENDS? 521 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,152 >> THERE'S THE DEBATE -- WHY ARE WE FRIENDS? >> ...RUBBING MY FEET. 522 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,620 WE FRIENDS? >> ...RUBBING MY FEET. >> KEEP SCRATCHING YOUR CROTCH. 523 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,122 >> ...RUBBING MY FEET. >> KEEP SCRATCHING YOUR CROTCH. >> MY -- [ LAUGHING ] 524 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,123 >> KEEP SCRATCHING YOUR CROTCH. >> MY -- [ LAUGHING ] >> THIS IS THE DEBATE 525 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:05,657 >> MY -- [ LAUGHING ] >> THIS IS THE DEBATE DOWNSTAIRS. 526 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:06,257 >> THIS IS THE DEBATE DOWNSTAIRS. IT'S FLIPPED. 527 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,258 DOWNSTAIRS. IT'S FLIPPED. SEE THAT? LOOK AT US. 528 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,093 IT'S FLIPPED. SEE THAT? LOOK AT US. WE'RE BUDDY-BUDDY. 529 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,127 SEE THAT? LOOK AT US. WE'RE BUDDY-BUDDY. >> WE'RE HAVING A BLAST OVER 530 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:09,661 WE'RE BUDDY-BUDDY. >> WE'RE HAVING A BLAST OVER HERE. 531 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:10,895 >> WE'RE HAVING A BLAST OVER HERE. EVERYBODY'S HAVING A GOOD -- 532 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,230 HERE. EVERYBODY'S HAVING A GOOD -- THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE DOWNSTAIRS 533 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,098 EVERYBODY'S HAVING A GOOD -- THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE DOWNSTAIRS FIGHTING IN MY EAR. 534 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,399 THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE DOWNSTAIRS FIGHTING IN MY EAR. >> WHAT I DO IN MY CUBIC SPACE 535 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,266 FIGHTING IN MY EAR. >> WHAT I DO IN MY CUBIC SPACE IS MY OWN DECISION. 536 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,067 >> WHAT I DO IN MY CUBIC SPACE IS MY OWN DECISION. >> YOU'RE WRONG. 537 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,001 IS MY OWN DECISION. >> YOU'RE WRONG. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? 538 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,336 >> YOU'RE WRONG. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? YOU'RE THE GUY WHO [BLEEP] EATS 539 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,370 YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? YOU'RE THE GUY WHO [BLEEP] EATS SPAGHETTI ON THE TRAIN. 540 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,238 YOU'RE THE GUY WHO [BLEEP] EATS SPAGHETTI ON THE TRAIN. >> I AM THAT GUY. 541 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,473 SPAGHETTI ON THE TRAIN. >> I AM THAT GUY. >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE GOT 542 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:22,040 >> I AM THAT GUY. >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE GOT SOMEBODY. 543 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,374 >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE GOT SOMEBODY. >> COULD YOU HELP US SETTLE A 544 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,310 SOMEBODY. >> COULD YOU HELP US SETTLE A DEBATE REAL QUICK? 545 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,311 >> COULD YOU HELP US SETTLE A DEBATE REAL QUICK? WE'RE HAVING THIS DEBATE ALL 546 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:26,678 DEBATE REAL QUICK? WE'RE HAVING THIS DEBATE ALL DAY. 547 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,312 WE'RE HAVING THIS DEBATE ALL DAY. >> ALL DAY. 548 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,613 DAY. >> ALL DAY. >> WHAT'S THE BETTER WAY TO DIE? 549 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:29,914 >> ALL DAY. >> WHAT'S THE BETTER WAY TO DIE? >> WHAT'S THE BETTER WAY TO DIE? 550 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,082 >> WHAT'S THE BETTER WAY TO DIE? >> WHAT'S THE BETTER WAY TO DIE? >> "I'D RATHER GET KICKED TO 551 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:31,916 >> WHAT'S THE BETTER WAY TO DIE? >> "I'D RATHER GET KICKED TO DEATH BY A GIRAFFE." 552 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,753 >> "I'D RATHER GET KICKED TO DEATH BY A GIRAFFE." >> I SAY GET KICKED TO DEATH BY 553 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,488 DEATH BY A GIRAFFE." >> I SAY GET KICKED TO DEATH BY A GIRAFFE. 554 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,522 >> I SAY GET KICKED TO DEATH BY A GIRAFFE. >> Q, "I'D RATHER GET TRAPPED BY 555 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,156 A GIRAFFE. >> Q, "I'D RATHER GET TRAPPED BY A BUNCH OF CELERY." 556 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,157 >> Q, "I'D RATHER GET TRAPPED BY A BUNCH OF CELERY." >> I'D RATHER GET TRAPPED UNDER 557 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,158 A BUNCH OF CELERY." >> I'D RATHER GET TRAPPED UNDER A BIG PIECE OF CELERY AND DIE 558 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,659 >> I'D RATHER GET TRAPPED UNDER A BIG PIECE OF CELERY AND DIE THAT WAY. 559 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:45,396 >> ALL DAY. >> ALL DAY. >> GIRAFFE, THEY GOT THE LONG 560 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:45,764 >> ALL DAY. >> GIRAFFE, THEY GOT THE LONG LEGS. 561 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,931 >> GIRAFFE, THEY GOT THE LONG LEGS. THAT HOOF IS GONNA COME IN AND 562 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:47,499 LEGS. THAT HOOF IS GONNA COME IN AND JUST CONK YOU. 563 00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:48,333 THAT HOOF IS GONNA COME IN AND JUST CONK YOU. >> [ LAUGHING ] 564 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,367 JUST CONK YOU. >> [ LAUGHING ] >> A GIANT PIECE OF CELERY 565 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,635 >> [ LAUGHING ] >> A GIANT PIECE OF CELERY JUST...PCK! 566 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:51,603 >> A GIANT PIECE OF CELERY JUST...PCK! >> YOU KNOW, THE GIRAFFE'S 567 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,737 JUST...PCK! >> YOU KNOW, THE GIRAFFE'S WALKING ALONG, DOING ITS THING, 568 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:53,938 >> YOU KNOW, THE GIRAFFE'S WALKING ALONG, DOING ITS THING, AND IT GIVES YOU ONE GOOD PUNCH. 569 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,607 WALKING ALONG, DOING ITS THING, AND IT GIVES YOU ONE GOOD PUNCH. >> IF THIS CELERY FALLS ON YOU, 570 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,308 AND IT GIVES YOU ONE GOOD PUNCH. >> IF THIS CELERY FALLS ON YOU, YOU CAN LIVE IN IT FOR A TUNNEL 571 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,311 >> IF THIS CELERY FALLS ON YOU, YOU CAN LIVE IN IT FOR A TUNNEL FOR A WHILE. 572 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,513 YOU CAN LIVE IN IT FOR A TUNNEL FOR A WHILE. LET'S NOT RUSH THE DEATH, 573 00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:03,481 LET'S NOT RUSH THE DEATH, PEOPLE. >> HOW MUCH CELERY CAN I EAT TO 574 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,048 PEOPLE. >> HOW MUCH CELERY CAN I EAT TO GET OUT? 575 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,250 >> HOW MUCH CELERY CAN I EAT TO GET OUT? >> CELERY DOES HAVE FIBER, SO 576 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:08,119 GET OUT? >> CELERY DOES HAVE FIBER, SO YOU'RE GONNA BE... 577 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,721 >> CELERY DOES HAVE FIBER, SO YOU'RE GONNA BE... YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN'T HAVE FIBER 578 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:10,588 YOU'RE GONNA BE... YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN'T HAVE FIBER OR WATER IN IT? 579 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,157 YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN'T HAVE FIBER OR WATER IN IT? A [BLEEP] GIRAFFE HOOF RIGHT TO 580 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:12,724 OR WATER IN IT? A [BLEEP] GIRAFFE HOOF RIGHT TO THE FACE. 581 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:14,425 A [BLEEP] GIRAFFE HOOF RIGHT TO THE FACE. >> [ LAUGHING ] 582 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,895 >> YOU WANT TO GO, YOU WANT TO GO. YOU WANT THE GIRAFFE... 583 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,196 GO. YOU WANT THE GIRAFFE... >> YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TRAPPED 584 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,397 YOU WANT THE GIRAFFE... >> YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TRAPPED IN A GIANT'S GARDEN, UNDER HIS 585 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,231 >> YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TRAPPED IN A GIANT'S GARDEN, UNDER HIS PIECE OF CELERY? 586 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,599 IN A GIANT'S GARDEN, UNDER HIS PIECE OF CELERY? THAT'S NOT HOW YOU WANT TO GO? 587 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,934 PIECE OF CELERY? THAT'S NOT HOW YOU WANT TO GO? >> YOU WANT THE GIRAFFE TO COME 588 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,135 THAT'S NOT HOW YOU WANT TO GO? >> YOU WANT THE GIRAFFE TO COME IN HOT AND JUST KEEP POUNDING 589 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:24,702 >> YOU WANT THE GIRAFFE TO COME IN HOT AND JUST KEEP POUNDING YOU! 590 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,805 IN HOT AND JUST KEEP POUNDING YOU! COMES UP... 591 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,907 YOU! COMES UP... >> THAT'S GREAT, JOE. 592 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,141 COMES UP... >> THAT'S GREAT, JOE. >> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE 593 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:30,842 >> THAT'S GREAT, JOE. >> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH A GIRAFFE? 594 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,544 >> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH A GIRAFFE? >> IT'S THE GIRAFFE. 595 00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:34,145 WITH A GIRAFFE? >> IT'S THE GIRAFFE. YES! DEATH BY GIRAFFE! 596 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,114 >> IT'S THE GIRAFFE. YES! DEATH BY GIRAFFE! SORRY, BUDDY, IT'S A KNOCKOUT! 597 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,515 YES! DEATH BY GIRAFFE! SORRY, BUDDY, IT'S A KNOCKOUT! [ LAUGHTER ] 598 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,551 SORRY, BUDDY, IT'S A KNOCKOUT! [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT, JOE'S MOVING ON. 599 00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:46,024 >> HERE WE GO -- FINAL ROUND. JOE VERSUS SAL. WINNER TAKES ALL. 600 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,392 JOE VERSUS SAL. WINNER TAKES ALL. >> YOU WANT TO HELP US SETTLE A 601 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,393 WINNER TAKES ALL. >> YOU WANT TO HELP US SETTLE A DEBATE, MY FRIEND? 602 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,027 >> YOU WANT TO HELP US SETTLE A DEBATE, MY FRIEND? >> YEAH. 603 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:49,994 DEBATE, MY FRIEND? >> YEAH. >> HERE THEY GO. 604 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,696 >> YEAH. >> HERE THEY GO. >> OKAY. SO YOU'RE OUR JUDGE AND 605 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:52,397 >> HERE THEY GO. >> OKAY. SO YOU'RE OUR JUDGE AND JURY, OKAY? 606 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,464 >> OKAY. SO YOU'RE OUR JUDGE AND JURY, OKAY? HERE'S THE DEBATE. 607 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,766 JURY, OKAY? HERE'S THE DEBATE. >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? 608 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,100 HERE'S THE DEBATE. >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? 609 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,735 >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? >> SAL, YOU SAY BATMAN IS MORE 610 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,570 >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? >> SAL, YOU SAY BATMAN IS MORE POWERFUL. 611 00:13:58,572 --> 00:14:00,839 >> SAL, YOU SAY BATMAN IS MORE POWERFUL. >> I THINK, HANDS DOWN, BATMAN. 612 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:01,906 POWERFUL. >> I THINK, HANDS DOWN, BATMAN. >> VERSUS? 613 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,908 >> I THINK, HANDS DOWN, BATMAN. >> VERSUS? >> JOE, YOU THINK JESUS IS MORE 614 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:07,912 >> VERSUS? >> JOE, YOU THINK JESUS IS MORE POWERFUL. 615 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:16,287 >> SO YOU'RE OUR JUDGE AND JURY, OKAY? >> FINAL ROUND. 616 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,355 OKAY? >> FINAL ROUND. WINNER TAKES ALL. 617 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,590 >> FINAL ROUND. WINNER TAKES ALL. >> HERE'S THE DEBATE. 618 00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:19,991 WINNER TAKES ALL. >> HERE'S THE DEBATE. >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? 619 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,359 >> HERE'S THE DEBATE. >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? 620 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,094 >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? >> SAL, YOU SAY BATMAN IS MORE 621 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:23,761 >> WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? >> SAL, YOU SAY BATMAN IS MORE POWERFUL. 622 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,930 >> SAL, YOU SAY BATMAN IS MORE POWERFUL. >> I THINK, HANDS DOWN, BATMAN. 623 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:26,965 POWERFUL. >> I THINK, HANDS DOWN, BATMAN. >> VERSUS? 624 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,133 >> I THINK, HANDS DOWN, BATMAN. >> VERSUS? >> JOE, YOU THINK JESUS IS MORE 625 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,002 >> VERSUS? >> JOE, YOU THINK JESUS IS MORE POWERFUL. 626 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:31,936 >> JOE, YOU THINK JESUS IS MORE POWERFUL. >> JESUS. 627 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:33,238 POWERFUL. >> JESUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 628 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,006 >> JESUS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> BATMAN IS THE CAPED CRUSADER. 629 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,608 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BATMAN IS THE CAPED CRUSADER. HE IS TRAINED IN THE MARTIAL 630 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:37,141 >> BATMAN IS THE CAPED CRUSADER. HE IS TRAINED IN THE MARTIAL ARTS. 631 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,176 HE IS TRAINED IN THE MARTIAL ARTS. I MEAN, HE PROTECTS AN ENTIRE 632 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:38,643 ARTS. I MEAN, HE PROTECTS AN ENTIRE CITY. 633 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:39,711 I MEAN, HE PROTECTS AN ENTIRE CITY. AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? 634 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,845 CITY. AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? >> I AGREE WITH THAT, BUT I 635 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,046 AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? >> I AGREE WITH THAT, BUT I WOULD ALSO SAY THAT JESUS WAS 636 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,314 >> I AGREE WITH THAT, BUT I WOULD ALSO SAY THAT JESUS WAS ABLE TO MOVE THE MASSES. 637 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,649 WOULD ALSO SAY THAT JESUS WAS ABLE TO MOVE THE MASSES. >> [ LAUGHING ] 638 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,784 ABLE TO MOVE THE MASSES. >> [ LAUGHING ] >> WAS JESUS THE POWERFUL ONE OR 639 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,119 >> [ LAUGHING ] >> WAS JESUS THE POWERFUL ONE OR WAS IT GOD? 640 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,554 >> WAS JESUS THE POWERFUL ONE OR WAS IT GOD? >> OH, ALL RIGHT. 641 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,989 WAS IT GOD? >> OH, ALL RIGHT. >> THEN YOU COULD SAY, "WAS IT 642 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,424 >> OH, ALL RIGHT. >> THEN YOU COULD SAY, "WAS IT BATMAN'S SUIT VERSUS BATMAN?" 643 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,526 >> THEN YOU COULD SAY, "WAS IT BATMAN'S SUIT VERSUS BATMAN?" >> OH. NOW MY MAN IS HELPING ME 644 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,094 BATMAN'S SUIT VERSUS BATMAN?" >> OH. NOW MY MAN IS HELPING ME OUT! 645 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,195 >> OH. NOW MY MAN IS HELPING ME OUT! >> THAT'S TRUE, BUT PEOPLE DON'T 646 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,730 OUT! >> THAT'S TRUE, BUT PEOPLE DON'T GO, "OH, MY JESUS." 647 00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,697 >> THAT'S TRUE, BUT PEOPLE DON'T GO, "OH, MY JESUS." THEY SAY, "OH, MY GOD." 648 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,765 GO, "OH, MY JESUS." THEY SAY, "OH, MY GOD." >> YEAH, BUT THEY DON'T SAY, 649 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:01,366 THEY SAY, "OH, MY GOD." >> YEAH, BUT THEY DON'T SAY, "OH, MY BATMAN." 650 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,768 >> YEAH, BUT THEY DON'T SAY, "OH, MY BATMAN." [ LAUGHTER ] 651 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:04,869 "OH, MY BATMAN." [ LAUGHTER ] >> JESUS HAS ONE BOOK. 652 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,171 [ LAUGHTER ] >> JESUS HAS ONE BOOK. BATMAN HAS THOUSANDS OF COMICS. 653 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,439 >> JESUS HAS ONE BOOK. BATMAN HAS THOUSANDS OF COMICS. >> JESUS ONLY NEEDS ONE BOOK 654 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,807 BATMAN HAS THOUSANDS OF COMICS. >> JESUS ONLY NEEDS ONE BOOK 'CAUSE HE'S THAT POWERFUL. 655 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,776 >> JESUS ONLY NEEDS ONE BOOK 'CAUSE HE'S THAT POWERFUL. >> OH! 656 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,511 'CAUSE HE'S THAT POWERFUL. >> OH! >> YOU WALK OUT, A STREET TOUGH 657 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,179 >> OH! >> YOU WALK OUT, A STREET TOUGH APPROACHES YOU OUT THERE, OKAY? 658 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,348 >> YOU WALK OUT, A STREET TOUGH APPROACHES YOU OUT THERE, OKAY? YOU'RE LOOKING BOTH WAYS HOPING 659 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,517 APPROACHES YOU OUT THERE, OKAY? YOU'RE LOOKING BOTH WAYS HOPING JESUS RUNS DOWN THE BLOCK IN HIS 660 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:20,818 YOU'RE LOOKING BOTH WAYS HOPING JESUS RUNS DOWN THE BLOCK IN HIS SANDALS AND HIS TOGA? 661 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,253 JESUS RUNS DOWN THE BLOCK IN HIS SANDALS AND HIS TOGA? [ BOTH LAUGH ] 662 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,355 SANDALS AND HIS TOGA? [ BOTH LAUGH ] OR ARE YOU HOPING THAT THE CAPED 663 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,424 [ BOTH LAUGH ] OR ARE YOU HOPING THAT THE CAPED CRUSADER IN A BATSUIT COMES DOWN 664 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,293 OR ARE YOU HOPING THAT THE CAPED CRUSADER IN A BATSUIT COMES DOWN WITH A BATARANG AND DOES SOME 665 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:28,993 CRUSADER IN A BATSUIT COMES DOWN WITH A BATARANG AND DOES SOME DAMAGE? 666 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,461 WITH A BATARANG AND DOES SOME DAMAGE? >> YOU'RE SAYING TO FIGHT FORCE 667 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,396 DAMAGE? >> YOU'RE SAYING TO FIGHT FORCE WITH FORCE, RIGHT? 668 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:31,863 >> YOU'RE SAYING TO FIGHT FORCE WITH FORCE, RIGHT? >> YES. 669 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,298 WITH FORCE, RIGHT? >> YES. >> JESUS WOULD JUST BE PEACEFUL. 670 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,432 >> YES. >> JESUS WOULD JUST BE PEACEFUL. >> AND THAT'S REAL POWER! 671 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,701 >> JESUS WOULD JUST BE PEACEFUL. >> AND THAT'S REAL POWER! >> OH! 672 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,703 >> AND THAT'S REAL POWER! >> OH! >> BUT WHO'S MORE POWERFUL? 673 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:45,076 [ LAUGHTER ] >> [ SPEAKING ITALIAN ] >> LOOK, LET'S BE HONEST -- I 674 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,811 >> [ SPEAKING ITALIAN ] >> LOOK, LET'S BE HONEST -- I NEVER HAD A CHANCE, DID I? 675 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,779 >> LOOK, LET'S BE HONEST -- I NEVER HAD A CHANCE, DID I? [ LAUGHTER ] 676 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,081 NEVER HAD A CHANCE, DID I? [ LAUGHTER ] >> SAL LOSES YET AGAIN. 677 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,883 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SAL LOSES YET AGAIN. >> WHAT A BUNCH OF HOLY [BLEEP] 678 00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:52,750 >> SAL LOSES YET AGAIN. >> WHAT A BUNCH OF HOLY [BLEEP] >> KAPOW! 679 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,218 >> WHAT A BUNCH OF HOLY [BLEEP] >> KAPOW! [ DING! ] 680 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,486 >> KAPOW! [ DING! ] >> Narrator: SAL, MURR, AND Q 681 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,221 [ DING! ] >> Narrator: SAL, MURR, AND Q LOST, MAKING IT A DARK NIGHT FOR 682 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,556 >> Narrator: SAL, MURR, AND Q LOST, MAKING IT A DARK NIGHT FOR SAL. 683 00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,958 LOST, MAKING IT A DARK NIGHT FOR SAL. [ MENDELSSOHN'S "WEDDING MARCH" 684 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,360 SAL. [ MENDELSSOHN'S "WEDDING MARCH" PLAYS ] 685 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:05,463 [ MENDELSSOHN'S "WEDDING MARCH" PLAYS ] [ APPLAUSE ] 686 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,998 PLAYS ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> SAL'S OUR BIG LOSER. 687 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,399 [ APPLAUSE ] >> SAL'S OUR BIG LOSER. [ LAUGHTER ] 688 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,068 >> SAL'S OUR BIG LOSER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO, TO CELEBRATE, WE'RE HERE 689 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,703 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO, TO CELEBRATE, WE'RE HERE AT GARY AND CRYSTAL'S WEDDING. 690 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:12,370 >> SO, TO CELEBRATE, WE'RE HERE AT GARY AND CRYSTAL'S WEDDING. >> OH, YEAH! 691 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,771 AT GARY AND CRYSTAL'S WEDDING. >> OH, YEAH! OKAY. WHO'S GARY AND CRYSTAL? 692 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,106 >> OH, YEAH! OKAY. WHO'S GARY AND CRYSTAL? >> AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, 693 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:15,606 OKAY. WHO'S GARY AND CRYSTAL? >> AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, SAL. 694 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:16,808 >> AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, SAL. YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT THE 695 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:17,475 SAL. YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT THE SPEECH. 696 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,543 YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT THE SPEECH. >> NO! 697 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,410 SPEECH. >> NO! [ LAUGHTER ] 698 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,878 >> NO! [ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, GUYS... 699 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,879 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, GUYS... >> JUST GO OUT THERE AND SPEAK 700 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:22,413 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, GUYS... >> JUST GO OUT THERE AND SPEAK FROM THE HEART. 701 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:22,947 >> JUST GO OUT THERE AND SPEAK FROM THE HEART. >> NO, I CAN'T. 702 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:23,648 FROM THE HEART. >> NO, I CAN'T. >> THAT'S FINE. 703 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,749 >> NO, I CAN'T. >> THAT'S FINE. WE DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD, SO WE 704 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,984 >> THAT'S FINE. WE DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD, SO WE WROTE THIS SPEECH FOR YOU. 705 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:26,751 WE DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD, SO WE WROTE THIS SPEECH FOR YOU. GO AHEAD. 706 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,252 WROTE THIS SPEECH FOR YOU. GO AHEAD. GO OUT THERE AND GIVE A LITTLE 707 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:28,886 GO AHEAD. GO OUT THERE AND GIVE A LITTLE SPEECH. 708 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:29,921 GO OUT THERE AND GIVE A LITTLE SPEECH. >> WE GOT YOU ALL TAKEN CARE OF. 709 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,990 SPEECH. >> WE GOT YOU ALL TAKEN CARE OF. >> OH [BLEEP] 710 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:38,363 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] >> LOOK AT HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] 711 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,031 >> LOOK AT HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK HOW NERVOUS HE IS. 712 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,400 [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK HOW NERVOUS HE IS. ALL RIGHT, HERE HE GOES. 713 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,134 LOOK HOW NERVOUS HE IS. ALL RIGHT, HERE HE GOES. >> OH, MY GOD. 714 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,168 ALL RIGHT, HERE HE GOES. >> OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS. 715 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,236 >> OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS. >> THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE IN 716 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:45,970 LOOK AT THIS. >> THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THAT WEDDING, BUDDY. 717 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,239 >> THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THAT WEDDING, BUDDY. [ LAUGHTER ] 718 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,374 THAT WEDDING, BUDDY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS NOT -- THIS IS NOT 719 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:49,874 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS NOT -- THIS IS NOT RIGHT. 720 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,376 >> THIS IS NOT -- THIS IS NOT RIGHT. THIS IS NOT RIGHT. 721 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,710 RIGHT. THIS IS NOT RIGHT. >> WHAT SAL DOESN'T KNOW IS THE 722 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,945 THIS IS NOT RIGHT. >> WHAT SAL DOESN'T KNOW IS THE BRIDE AND GROOM ARE ACTUALLY IN 723 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:54,445 >> WHAT SAL DOESN'T KNOW IS THE BRIDE AND GROOM ARE ACTUALLY IN ON IT. 724 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,346 BRIDE AND GROOM ARE ACTUALLY IN ON IT. >> YES. 725 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,581 ON IT. >> YES. >> BUT THE 300 STRANGERS IN THE 726 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,782 >> YES. >> BUT THE 300 STRANGERS IN THE ROOM ARE A DIFFERENT STORY. 727 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:58,983 >> BUT THE 300 STRANGERS IN THE ROOM ARE A DIFFERENT STORY. >> DEFINITELY NOT IN ON IT. 728 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,151 ROOM ARE A DIFFERENT STORY. >> DEFINITELY NOT IN ON IT. >> WE'RE GONNA RUIN THIS 729 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:00,685 >> DEFINITELY NOT IN ON IT. >> WE'RE GONNA RUIN THIS WEDDING. 730 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,552 >> WE'RE GONNA RUIN THIS WEDDING. >> HERE IT COMES. 731 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,720 WEDDING. >> HERE IT COMES. >> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, NEXT SPEECH 732 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,755 >> HERE IT COMES. >> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, NEXT SPEECH IS ALL YOURS, PAL. 733 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:04,589 >> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, NEXT SPEECH IS ALL YOURS, PAL. >> CHEERS! 734 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,392 IS ALL YOURS, PAL. >> CHEERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 735 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,159 >> CHEERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH! 736 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,594 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH! >> HERE WE GO. YES. 737 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:10,361 >> YEAH! >> HERE WE GO. YES. >> OH [BLEEP] 738 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,064 >> HERE WE GO. YES. >> OH [BLEEP] [ LAUGHTER ] 739 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,766 >> OH [BLEEP] [ LAUGHTER ] HELLO, EVERYONE. 740 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:17,068 [ LAUGHTER ] HELLO, EVERYONE. >> OH, MY GOD. 741 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,136 HELLO, EVERYONE. >> OH, MY GOD. >> HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. 742 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,437 >> OH, MY GOD. >> HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. >> I HATE YOU GUYS. 743 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,671 >> HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. >> I HATE YOU GUYS. >> OH, YOU HATE US? 744 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:24,042 >> I HATE YOU GUYS. >> OH, YOU HATE US? I'M SORRY. YOU HATE US? 745 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:32,183 >> CHEERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HERE IT COMES. 746 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,551 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HERE IT COMES. >> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, NEXT SPEECH 747 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,652 >> HERE IT COMES. >> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, NEXT SPEECH IS ALL YOURS, PAL. 748 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,087 >> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, NEXT SPEECH IS ALL YOURS, PAL. >> HELLO, EVERYONE. 749 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,055 IS ALL YOURS, PAL. >> HELLO, EVERYONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 750 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,924 >> HELLO, EVERYONE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD. 751 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,225 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD. >> WHAT SAL DOESN'T KNOW IS THE 752 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,460 >> OH, MY GOD. >> WHAT SAL DOESN'T KNOW IS THE BRIDE AND GROOM ARE ACTUALLY IN 753 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:42,960 >> WHAT SAL DOESN'T KNOW IS THE BRIDE AND GROOM ARE ACTUALLY IN ON IT. 754 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:43,861 BRIDE AND GROOM ARE ACTUALLY IN ON IT. >> YES. 755 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,096 ON IT. >> YES. >> BUT THE 300 STRANGERS IN THE 756 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,297 >> YES. >> BUT THE 300 STRANGERS IN THE ROOM ARE A DIFFERENT STORY. 757 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,799 >> BUT THE 300 STRANGERS IN THE ROOM ARE A DIFFERENT STORY. >> DEFINITELY NOT IN ON IT. 758 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,867 ROOM ARE A DIFFERENT STORY. >> DEFINITELY NOT IN ON IT. >> "CRYSTAL AND GARY HAVE ALWAYS 759 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,836 >> DEFINITELY NOT IN ON IT. >> "CRYSTAL AND GARY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE MOST GOOD PEOPLE I'VE 760 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:52,737 >> "CRYSTAL AND GARY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE MOST GOOD PEOPLE I'VE EVER KNOWN." 761 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,771 BEEN THE MOST GOOD PEOPLE I'VE EVER KNOWN." [ LAUGHTER ] 762 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,106 EVER KNOWN." [ LAUGHTER ] "THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR 763 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,140 [ LAUGHTER ] "THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED THEM. 764 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,809 "THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED THEM. THEY'RE LIKE LOYAL DOGS. 765 00:17:57,811 --> 00:17:59,243 ME WHEN I NEEDED THEM. THEY'RE LIKE LOYAL DOGS. THEY'RE LIKE MY DOGS. 766 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,511 THEY'RE LIKE LOYAL DOGS. THEY'RE LIKE MY DOGS. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" 767 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,146 THEY'RE LIKE MY DOGS. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" [ LAUGHTER ] 768 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,147 KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" [ LAUGHTER ] "KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" 769 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:03,614 [ LAUGHTER ] "KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" >> YEAH. 770 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,850 "KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" >> YEAH. >> "SO IT'S FITTING THAT THEY 771 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,820 >> YEAH. >> "SO IT'S FITTING THAT THEY STOOD BY ME WHEN THINGS GOT... 772 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,021 >> "SO IT'S FITTING THAT THEY STOOD BY ME WHEN THINGS GOT... ROUGH-ROUGH." 773 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,990 STOOD BY ME WHEN THINGS GOT... ROUGH-ROUGH." [ LAUGHTER ] 774 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,826 ROUGH-ROUGH." [ LAUGHTER ] "WHEN I FIRST MET THEM, I USED 775 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,594 [ LAUGHTER ] "WHEN I FIRST MET THEM, I USED TO ASK GARY ALL THE TIME IF I 776 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,695 "WHEN I FIRST MET THEM, I USED TO ASK GARY ALL THE TIME IF I COULD..." 777 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,063 TO ASK GARY ALL THE TIME IF I COULD..." [ LAUGHTER ] 778 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,932 COULD..." [ LAUGHTER ] "I USED TO ASK GARY ALL THE TIME 779 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,801 [ LAUGHTER ] "I USED TO ASK GARY ALL THE TIME IF HE COULD SEND ME SOME... 780 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:24,936 "I USED TO ASK GARY ALL THE TIME IF HE COULD SEND ME SOME... PICTURES OF CRYSTAL IN A 781 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:25,536 IF HE COULD SEND ME SOME... PICTURES OF CRYSTAL IN A BIKINI." 782 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,272 PICTURES OF CRYSTAL IN A BIKINI." [ LAUGHTER ] 783 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,074 BIKINI." [ LAUGHTER ] "I RUN A PROJECT WHERE I BRING 784 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,876 [ LAUGHTER ] "I RUN A PROJECT WHERE I BRING PICTURES OF ALL DIFFERENT GIRLS 785 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,478 "I RUN A PROJECT WHERE I BRING PICTURES OF ALL DIFFERENT GIRLS IN BIKINIS TO PRISONERS IN 786 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,847 PICTURES OF ALL DIFFERENT GIRLS IN BIKINIS TO PRISONERS IN EXCHANGE FOR WOODWORKINGS." 787 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:38,883 IN BIKINIS TO PRISONERS IN EXCHANGE FOR WOODWORKINGS." [ LAUGHTER ] 788 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,052 EXCHANGE FOR WOODWORKINGS." [ LAUGHTER ] "SPEAKING IN BARTENDING SPEAK, I 789 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:43,254 [ LAUGHTER ] "SPEAKING IN BARTENDING SPEAK, I CAN GIVE YOU THIS METAPHOR ABOUT 790 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,188 "SPEAKING IN BARTENDING SPEAK, I CAN GIVE YOU THIS METAPHOR ABOUT MARRIAGE. 791 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,857 CAN GIVE YOU THIS METAPHOR ABOUT MARRIAGE. THE MAN IS LIKE THE LIQUOR AND 792 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,492 MARRIAGE. THE MAN IS LIKE THE LIQUOR AND THE WOMAN IS LIKE THE MIXER. 793 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,328 THE MAN IS LIKE THE LIQUOR AND THE WOMAN IS LIKE THE MIXER. AND LIFE STIRS IT UP, AND GOD IS 794 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,662 THE WOMAN IS LIKE THE MIXER. AND LIFE STIRS IT UP, AND GOD IS LIKE THE BARTENDER." 795 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,497 AND LIFE STIRS IT UP, AND GOD IS LIKE THE BARTENDER." >> THAT'S RIGHT. 796 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,031 LIKE THE BARTENDER." >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> "AND THE DEVIL --" 797 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:54,532 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> "AND THE DEVIL --" MM. 798 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,000 >> "AND THE DEVIL --" MM. >> SAY IT! 799 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,001 MM. >> SAY IT! >> "THE DEVIL IS YOUR 800 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:57,702 >> SAY IT! >> "THE DEVIL IS YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW." 801 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,337 >> "THE DEVIL IS YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW." >> OH! 802 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,539 MOTHER-IN-LAW." >> OH! [ LAUGHTER ] 803 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,707 >> OH! [ LAUGHTER ] >> "LIFE'S GONNA PLAY TRICKS ON 804 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,774 [ LAUGHTER ] >> "LIFE'S GONNA PLAY TRICKS ON YOU. 805 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,376 >> "LIFE'S GONNA PLAY TRICKS ON YOU. YOU'LL LOSE YOUR JOB, YOU'LL 806 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,911 YOU. YOU'LL LOSE YOUR JOB, YOU'LL FIGHT, YOU'LL GO INTO DEBT, 807 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,580 YOU'LL LOSE YOUR JOB, YOU'LL FIGHT, YOU'LL GO INTO DEBT, YOU'LL GET SICK. 808 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,582 FIGHT, YOU'LL GO INTO DEBT, YOU'LL GET SICK. SO LET'S RAISE A GLASS." 809 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,084 YOU'LL GET SICK. SO LET'S RAISE A GLASS." >> YEAH! RAISE A GLASS! 810 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,152 SO LET'S RAISE A GLASS." >> YEAH! RAISE A GLASS! >> YAY! 811 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,187 >> YEAH! RAISE A GLASS! >> YAY! >> BUT HE'S NOT DONE YET! 812 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,156 >> YAY! >> BUT HE'S NOT DONE YET! >> THESE TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH 813 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,024 >> BUT HE'S NOT DONE YET! >> THESE TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH, I HATE IT. 814 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,592 >> THESE TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH, I HATE IT. [ CHUCKLES ] 815 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,960 OTHER SO MUCH, I HATE IT. [ CHUCKLES ] [ LAUGHTER ] 816 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,428 [ CHUCKLES ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY SLOWLY LOWER DOWN. 817 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,130 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY SLOWLY LOWER DOWN. >> THIS ISN'T A JEWISH WEDDING, 818 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,665 >> THEY SLOWLY LOWER DOWN. >> THIS ISN'T A JEWISH WEDDING, BUT MY JEWISH FRIEND, HYMAN, 819 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,267 >> THIS ISN'T A JEWISH WEDDING, BUT MY JEWISH FRIEND, HYMAN, TOLD ME THAT, IN HIS CULTURE, 820 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,935 BUT MY JEWISH FRIEND, HYMAN, TOLD ME THAT, IN HIS CULTURE, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR THE GROOM TO 821 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,603 TOLD ME THAT, IN HIS CULTURE, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR THE GROOM TO BREAK A GLASS. 822 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,906 IT'S IMPORTANT FOR THE GROOM TO BREAK A GLASS. I'M NO JEW, BUT I HAVE BROKEN A 823 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:35,973 BREAK A GLASS. I'M NO JEW, BUT I HAVE BROKEN A LOT OF GLASSES. 824 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,508 I'M NO JEW, BUT I HAVE BROKEN A LOT OF GLASSES. BUT TONIGHT I DON'T MEAN TO 825 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,010 LOT OF GLASSES. BUT TONIGHT I DON'T MEAN TO BREAK THE HYMAN... 826 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,311 BUT TONIGHT I DON'T MEAN TO BREAK THE HYMAN... [ LAUGHTER ] 827 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:40,912 BREAK THE HYMAN... [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, GOD! 828 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:43,114 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, GOD! NEXT PAGE! 829 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,315 >> OH, GOD! NEXT PAGE! [ LAUGHS ] 830 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,349 NEXT PAGE! [ LAUGHS ] >> ...TRADITION. 831 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,218 [ LAUGHS ] >> ...TRADITION. [ LAUGHTER ] 832 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,653 >> ...TRADITION. [ LAUGHTER ] >> LOOK AT THEIR FACES. 833 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:49,921 [ LAUGHTER ] >> LOOK AT THEIR FACES. >> I WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS 834 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,322 >> LOOK AT THEIR FACES. >> I WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING THAT MY GRANDFATHER 835 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,723 >> I WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING THAT MY GRANDFATHER TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG THAT 836 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,092 SOMETHING THAT MY GRANDFATHER TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG THAT GAVE ME THE CHILLS, AND IT SEEMS 837 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,627 TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG THAT GAVE ME THE CHILLS, AND IT SEEMS MOST FITTING TODAY. 838 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,962 GAVE ME THE CHILLS, AND IT SEEMS MOST FITTING TODAY. HE SAID, "SAL..." 839 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,531 MOST FITTING TODAY. HE SAID, "SAL..." >> HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. 840 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,433 HE SAID, "SAL..." >> HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. >> "...I SHOT A LOT OF JAPS IN 841 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,434 >> HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. >> "...I SHOT A LOT OF JAPS IN WORLD WAR II." 842 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,902 >> "...I SHOT A LOT OF JAPS IN WORLD WAR II." [ LAUGHTER ] 843 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,270 WORLD WAR II." [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, NO! 844 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,206 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, NO! >> "GUYS, THERE'S NO DENYING 845 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,107 >> OH, NO! >> "GUYS, THERE'S NO DENYING YOU'RE AWESOME TOGETHER, BUT 846 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,143 >> "GUYS, THERE'S NO DENYING YOU'RE AWESOME TOGETHER, BUT SOMETIMES MARRIAGE CAN BE LIKE 847 00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,045 YOU'RE AWESOME TOGETHER, BUT SOMETIMES MARRIAGE CAN BE LIKE WAR. 848 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,079 SOMETIMES MARRIAGE CAN BE LIKE WAR. DON'T LET THE JAPANESE GET IN 849 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,681 WAR. DON'T LET THE JAPANESE GET IN YOUR WAY." 850 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,116 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WOW. 851 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,118 >> WOW. >> OH, MY GOD. THEY'RE STARTING TO REVOLT. 852 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,220 >> OH, MY GOD. THEY'RE STARTING TO REVOLT. [ LAUGHTER ] 853 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,055 THEY'RE STARTING TO REVOLT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> CRYSTAL, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL 854 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:24,722 [ LAUGHTER ] >> CRYSTAL, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL INSI--" 855 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,856 >> CRYSTAL, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL INSI--" OH. 856 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,491 INSI--" OH. >> HERE IT COMES, HERE IT COMES. 857 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:28,492 OH. >> HERE IT COMES, HERE IT COMES. >> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 858 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,127 >> HERE IT COMES, HERE IT COMES. >> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] I CAN'T SAY THIS. 859 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,162 >> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] I CAN'T SAY THIS. >> YOU GOT TO FINISH THAT 860 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:32,930 I CAN'T SAY THIS. >> YOU GOT TO FINISH THAT SPEECH, BUDDY. 861 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,232 >> YOU GOT TO FINISH THAT SPEECH, BUDDY. >> "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND 862 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,099 SPEECH, BUDDY. >> "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT. I SHOULD KNOW." 863 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,701 >> "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT. I SHOULD KNOW." [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 864 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:44,675 [ LAUGHTER ] CHEERS. >> SAL, EVERYBODY. 865 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,043 CHEERS. >> SAL, EVERYBODY. >> THAT WENT OVER WELL. 866 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:46,877 >> SAL, EVERYBODY. >> THAT WENT OVER WELL. [ LAUGHING ] 867 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,179 >> THAT WENT OVER WELL. [ LAUGHING ] >> THAT WAS BRUTAL, MAN. 868 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:49,547 [ LAUGHING ] >> THAT WAS BRUTAL, MAN. >> GENTLEMEN, LET'S RAISE A 869 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,081 >> THAT WAS BRUTAL, MAN. >> GENTLEMEN, LET'S RAISE A GLASS. 870 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,549 >> GENTLEMEN, LET'S RAISE A GLASS. [ LAUGHTER ] 871 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,951 GLASS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT WAS... 87285