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captain marvel xxx : an axel braun parody

Veers seriously?

It's 4 in the bloody morning!

Well, I couldn't sleep so I thought out see if you were down for a sparring session.

Also, is Vers! You dumbass!

Veers is the name of the Imperial Army General,

who lead the assault on Hoth in The Empire Strikes Back.

Yeah, well. Whatever. Fucking training.

-What did you say to me? -Nothing.

Nothing important. I'll, see you in the gym.

I've been having weird dreams again.

You need to learn to suppress your emotions.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

If a warrior shows emotion is very dangerous Veers.

Is Vers God damn it!

And if you wanted someone that shows no emotion, you should've cast Brie Larson!

Shit, I slipped.

Right. Due to me blasting you for not been able to pull out a decent American accent.

Alright, how about this for an American accent? Hey bro, how about some flaccid?

I learned this the other day.

Yeah, I remember. You could lose your photon zap power any time.

Since it comes from that implant, that I put in your neck.

And yes.

It does look a lot like the power inhibitor implant from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Crossed with the shock controller from Thor: Ragnarok.

But let's not get into that.

Yeah, let's not.

So, tell me about these dreams. What you see?

Nice try.

I do not know. Is... like a... kinda, porn actually.

Girl to girl.

Do you know what the Supreme Intelligence looks like?

Nobody knows what the Supreme Intelligence looks like in its true form.

You know this. That's subconscious.

Chooses, how it appears to us.

It could resemble someone that you admire...

-... or desire. -Uh...

Oh.

Which would explain the sexual nature of these visions

So tell me,

-you see me in your dreams? -Oh, not at all actually.

Got you!

Control it.

No, you control it!

Yeah.

-You've been staring my tits bounce around all day. -Ah just like that.

-Ah, you notice? -Cause you've never known what a real woman feels like.

Or how good you are.

Yeah.

The woman that kicked your ass.

A very choice of height doesn't? Uh huh?

Your mouth is more useful there.

Hmm, you're right about that.

Ah, yes.

Yes, yes, just like that. Oh.

Yes.

Yes, stick your tongue out further.

Yes.

Oh, what else you think my pussy was for? Huh?

I need it spin like that.

-Yeah. -Yeah, of course you are.

Oh yes, you spit it open just like that.

Ah, you fucking a fucking face like that?

Yes.

Feels so good fucking you this way.

Fuck!

Oh God. Fuck yeah.

Like this.

Fuck. My cock.

Yeah, you're a dirty girl. Aren't you?

Yeah, you are.

Oh yes, suck that cock.

Fuck.

Suck that cock.

Suck my cock like that. Put your tongue out.

Suck my cock.

Yes.

Yes, like that.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Just like that.

Yeah, suck my cock. Suck that fucking cock.

Put your tongue out. Put your fucking tongue out.

Like that fucking tongue.

Yeah.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh just like that girl. Just like that. Keep choking on my cock like that.

Oh yes.

Suck it like that.

Just like that.

Yeah, keep sucking my cock like that.

Oh yeah. You sucking that cock just like that.

Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, like that.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh my God.

Feels good.

-Just like that. Yes. -Yeah?

You're not pissed I woke you up anymore aren't you?

I think I got over it.

Yeah.

Keep fucking going.

Oh fuck yeah.

Yes, just like that.

-"Oh is 4 o'clock in the bloody morning". -Yeah.

I got to fuck you mouth me don't you?

You're the one with my cock in your mouth, huh?

-You think is dick sucking the clock in the morning. -Yeah.

I think you're fucking right. Carry on. Fuck.

Come here. Fucking suck my cock.

Fuck yeah, like that.

Nice try.

Fuck.

Ah yes, like that.

Yes. You like the way I stroke your cock with two hands don't you?

Sucking with two hands.

Fuck yes.

Fuck me.

Fuck yes, suck those fucking balls.

Jack my cock while fucking you suck my balls just like that.

Yes, just like that.

Yes.

Oh yes, suck those fucking balls like that.

Yeah, jack my cock.

Ah, fuck yeah.

Ah, yes. Yes.

Yes, fuck that.

-Yes, fucking fast. -Yes.

Fuck.

Oh yeah. Fucking and fuck.

Yeah.

Put it back in there.

Yes. Put it back in there.

Ah fuck.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-Just like that. -Yes.

Yes.

Let me get them up for you.

Yes.

There you go. There you go.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck it like it is my pussy.

Yeah.

Yes, just like that!

Spit on my fucking cock. Spit on my fucking cock.

Yes.

-Fuck yeah. -Yes.

Oh come here. Stay down there.

Oh that fucking pussy.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes, lick those fingers in there while you're licking right there.

Is so fucking tight in your pussy like that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, you make me cum like that.

Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.

Cum over that fucking tongue.

Oh yeah!

Yeah!

Shit!

Oh my God!

Yes.

Let me taste that fucking cum.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Do it more. Do it more. Do it more.

Yes.

Oh yeah. Yes. Do it. Do it. Do it. Yes. Yes.

That's just really good isn't?

Yes.

Put your legs up.

Fuck that tight asshole?

Yeah?

Yes. Yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh fuck!

Yes.

Your tiny asshole. All fucking tight. Little asshole.

Fuck yeah. Just like that.

Yes!

Oh fuck.

Yes.

You want these big tits?

You wanna fuck my ass like that?

Yes.

Oh my God!

Fuck.

Yes.

I love this supreme intelligence.

I fucking love that you're in my ass like that! Fuck!

Like that. Like that.

Oh my God!

Oh my...

Fuck yes.

Fuck in the ass!

Yes. Yes. Yes. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.

Yes, do what I say. Fuck!

Put it back in.

Yes, yes, do it.

Yes.

Yeas, fuck like that.

Yes.

Fuck like that.

Oh my...

Fuck.

So good.

Fuck.

Give me some of that.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes, fuck my asshole like that.

Yes, yes.

Yes, do it. Yes.

Yeah?

Yeah, you like feeling my fingers on the other side don't you? Huh?

Don't you?

Fuck yeah.

Oh, you rub that fucking clit when I fuck you.

Yes.

Sit on it.

Yeah, like that.

Come here.

Come here, sit on this fucking cock.

That fucking asshole.

Yes, put it in there.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, fuck that.

Yes, just like that.

Yes.

Oh my God yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh my God!

Fuck yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yes, yes, put it in there.

-Yes. Yes. -Yes, just like that.

Yes, put that cock in there.

Put that cock in there.

Yes.

Yes.

Like that.

Ah fuck.

-Yes. -Ride that fucking cock.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Oh is so fucking long.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes, squeeze that fucking ass. Yes.

Yeah. Yes.

Ah, fuck that.

Oh, yeah. Fuck that.

Oh yeah.

Oh just like that. Fuck. Just like that.

Yes.

Fuck yeah.

Oh yeah like that.

God, fuck yeah.

Fuck that cock.

I'm gonna cum.

Fuck that.

Oh fuck!

Fuck yeah baby. Just like that. Oh my God.

You're so fucking good.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah.

I'm gonna do what I want.

Ah, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck that.

Oh yeah. Fuck that.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah, like that.

Oh yes.

Fuck my ass. Yes.

Come here.

Oh, fuck.

Just like that.

Oh yes. Just like that.

Oh my fucking God.

Yes.

Oh fuck yeah.

I'm gonna cum.

Oh fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck!

Veers you took that cock like a fucking champion.

Make me cum.

Oh fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, come here.

Oh fuck.

Here comes. Here comes.

Oh here comes.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, God.

Fuck yeah.

Oh God.

Damn, that was bloody marvelous.

I think I'm gonna call you: Miss Marvel.

-Uh... I rather you not. -You know what, you're right.

That'd be totally disrespectful to your rank.

How about... Captain Marvel?

Hmm... that does have a nice ring to it.

-Yeah? -Hmm

-So, you ready for tomorrow's mission? -Don't I look ready?

Yep, you look ready alright

But you'll be on your own, and we can't take risk the Skrulls

capturing you and mind fraking through your memories.

Like The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

True, although Jim Carrey was actually good in that.

Of course.

And, is it just me or do the Skrulls kinda look like The Mask?

S-s-s-s-smokin'!

Alright, no matter what happens, don't get caught. And if you do get caught,

don't tell them anything. There's a lot of dirty

little secrets hidden in that mind of yours.

-I mean I should know, I put them there. -Copy that, no emotion.

That's my girl.

I think what you meant to say was, yes, Captain.

-Yes, Captain. -That's a good boy.

Now, let me go kick some Skrull ass. Over and out.

Me getting caught? These little Green Goblins could ever.

This woman has no emotion!

But she does have curiously large breasts.

I always thought Kree women were uptight...

...but her mind is...

...full of porno!

You wanna see some emotion?

Yes.

You like watching me suck your friend's cock?

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

You think you can stick those Skrulls' cocks inside of me?

Oh you're gonna make me cum.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes! Fuck!

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

I know you can fuck me harder than that.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah.

Oh you love that little pussy don't you?

Yes.

It looks like you haven't fucked in a while.

You guys don't get pussy very often, do you up here?

Yes!

Oh fuck!

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Feels so good doesn't it?

Yes.

Yes, right there!

Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yes! Yes!

Fuck!

Yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah.

Yes!

Yeah!

Yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah.

I told you guys I'll show you some emotion.

You like this emotion?

Is that enough for you?

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm going to show you both what is like to cum to a real woman.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

I want you to give me all that Skrull cum! Give me all of it!

Yes, give me that!

Give me those fucking balls. I want all of that

Common. Give me

I showed you some fucking emotion now give me, come on, give me!

All of it!

Every last drop. Common.

All of it.

Hmm, you got more than that. Common

Alright guys. Well, thank you for the ride. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.

I can't move.

ESCAPE POD

Nice.

Oh, that's convenient.

FAIL

FAIL

Vers to Star Force Command, do you copy?

-Veers. -Good Lord!

-Where are you? -I have no idea. The Skrulls captured me.

I ran away and stole one of their escape pods.

I just, I can't find the goddamn owner's manual.

Do you know how to pilot one of these things?

Eh, nope. Sorry Captain.

Are you sure or are you retaliating because you’re

still butt hurt you didn't end up playing Marvel?

That's absolute nonsense. You know I'll be reveal as Marvel in the sequel.

Yeah, no. But they did get you to hit the gym, by

dangling that carrot in front of you, so there's that.

You're sorely mistaking.

And also, it looks like you're about to crash on the planet C53.

Hah, right.

That one is only 20 calories.

Less if you don't swallow.

EXCITEMENT EXCITEMENT

Freeze motherfucker!

Do you understand me? Is my universal translator working?

Yeah, I understand you.

Well let's see if you understand me.... Put your motherfucking hands in the air!

Star Force Command, Do you copy?

-Huh, let me guess... -Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Look, I'm in this dumb planet.

And there's a guy here who looks like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

He's pointing some sorta ancient blaster at me.

Beam me up, Scotty?

Sorry Veers, it seems like they took you from the "Epic

Space Movie" quadrant over to the "Buddy Cop Movie" quadrant.

It's going to take at least one full act file to get you there.

Please try to stay in one piece until we can fix the genre, okay?

And in the meantime, why don't you go to Louisiana?

-Try to find Maria Rambeau. -Who?

I said freeze motherfucker!

Sorry, what was that? Who is this Rambo girl and is Stallone involved?

She's the black girl you've seen in your dreams.

Now you guys used to be best friends.

Eh, maybe something a little bit more than that, if you ask me.

Where do I find her?

The Skrulls were looking her coordinates to her house

in your brain so I guess you already know where to go.

Fine, I'll just do a quick cerebral searching, get my new...

...mismatched partner to drive me there.

Got it. Yo buddy, what's your name again?

Fury. Nicholas Joseph Fury.

Alright Furious. I'm gonna need you to help me find my best friend.

Help you?! You just went galactic on my eye, space lady!

-I don't even know your name. -Neither do I actually.

They call me Vers but, I suspect there is more to that than meets the eye.

No pun intended. I guess you can call me...

-... Captain Marvel. -Shit.

You a Captain?

Look, I've been having these really weird dreams lately.

I have this feeling, half the universe is about to be wiped out.

Just like that.

I really need your help Furious. We don't have much time.

Is Fury. And you gonna need some proper clothes.

Yeah, and you're gonna need a haircut and eye patch.

So you may have a spaceship but I got me an Italian sports car.

Nice. (What the fuck?)

-So, where are we going? -29.951100 north.

-90.0715 west. -Ah, coordinates.

Well here, is my GPS.

And here is your lunch.

Shit. I knew I left it somewhere.

Now this is one tasty burger.

Looks like this place is called New Orleans.

What, New Orleans?

Are you out of your motherfucking mind?! That's about 3,000 miles away from here!

Don't worry Furious, I'll make the ride enjoyable for you.

Don't crash the car, Furious.

Fury.

We have a lot of miles to go.

Oh God.

Oh God.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're not mad at me for blasting your eye anymore are you?

What eye?

Oh my God.

Fuck.

Wow, who knew the cock was as nice for you.

Oh God.

Oh God.

Yes.

That's it don't stop.

Just like that.

Just like that.

You better be watching the road Furious. With your one eye.

I'm trying.

Goddamn! Motherfucker!

Oh God, that's good.

Just like that.

God, I’m close.

Keep your hands on the wheels Furious.

Oh God.

Oh that's it girl.

That's it. I'm close.

I'm close.

Close.

Yeah.

I wanna avenge this cock.

God.

Oh God, your tongue feels so fucking good.

Oh my God.

Watch the road Furious.

Fuck yeah.

Keep your hands on the wheel Furious.

Oh I'm on it.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Are you're paying attention with your one eye?

Yeah.

Shit goes nothing like fall.

You blasted me.

Oh you really do needed to be blasted huh?

I'm about to blast.

Yeah.

Keep your hand on the fucking wheel.

I didn't land on this dumb planet to die on it.

Oh God.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh fuck!

Oh God!

Oh fuck!

Oh God!

See, if you made a mess there.

Oh God.

-Keep driving. -I'll try.

Again? Oh no.

Oh God, yeah.

Yes.

One thousand, seven hundred fifteen miles to go.

Now that was exhausting.

Tell me about it. I can't feel my jaw anymore.

But it was so worth it, right?

Um... sure.

Hmm, there she is. Seems like all the blowing finally jugged your memory.

-Hmm... -I know what you are thinking.

Where is the record player and

why didn't you play "Come As You Are" by Nirvana?

Well my dear, that's because no one gave a shit

about vinyl in 1990 which is the year you allegedly left this Earth.

And, "Come As You Are" came out in '91

so there's no fucking way that could've been in your brain.

Actually, I'm just wondering why I turned a different color in the third act?

Oh that, well, the fans went ballistic when some set

pictures of Brie Larson in a green suit leaked.

I mean, I'm not sure it's the color or the fact that she has no ass, but trust me....

we've done plenty of re shoots and just pretend

the red and blue costume was the plan all along.

Ah... this is not the mainstream movie and I'm not Brie Larson.

Okay, the green costume was a nightmare with all this green screen. Happy now?

Yeah, that makes more sense but who the fuck are you?

I thought you were supposed to resemble somebody I admire.

-Or... -Desire?

Look, no offense, you're pretty and all but, I'm really into dick.

Really now?

Now we're talking.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

-Yeah, you like that? -Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh, yes. Right there. Right there.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yes. Like that.

Oh yes. Yeah.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh fuck.

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes!

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes.

Oh yes, yes. Give me that supreme intelligence.

Yes.

Yeah, like that.

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

Yes!

Yes. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, just like that.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Specially yours.

Yes.

Oh yeah. It's so fucking good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

Yeah, keep doing that.

I'm gonna cum.

The fuck girl?!

Sorry, I got lightheaded for a moment.

-Are you alright? -I think so.

-So, is this the place? -Yeah, this is definitely the place.

Good, because I could use me a nap and a bidet.

A what?

A bidet is French for "ass wash."

Hey, you know what they call a quarter pound of cheese in France?

Excuse me ma’am, I was wondering if we could ask you... Ah... motherfucker!

Jesus fucking Christ, how many times are you guys

are gonna come here and bug the shit outta me?

I don't want to discuss your holy word. I like to have transfusions all the time.

And you all can all go to Hell wish I'm sure you're are told all day long,

and is probably why you don't even think hell exist.

Whoa, take it easy, we are not Jehovah's Witnesses, I promise.

I'm just an Amnesiac Star Force Captain who's,

has some strangely erotic dreams about this place.

Oh, OK, well, come on in.

Wow, I think I actually remember taking this picture.

Oh really? Do you remember taking these?

Uh... are you sure you're not Maria Rambeau?

Like I said before sugar tits, Maria is my momma. She dead. I am Monica, Mo-ni-ca.

Oh shit. I gonna be left with all these unanswered questions.

Who am I? Why is my Air Force call sign Avenger,

when in the comics it was Cheeseburger?

And, wasn't I supposed to have some sort of Boston accent?

I think I got some answers for you. Let's go outside.

Listen, there's some things I haven't told you.

Oh really? You and everyone else.

Secrets, lies, coordinates implanted in my head.

I'm so fucking tired of this stuff.

-No, wait, listen... -No, you listen!

Do you know what it feels like to be rejected

by your own kind because you are different?

Feeling like you are not enough because you'll never measure up to

whatever idealized version of you they fabricated!

Been used, lied to, cheated on and never knowing why!

Look at me, I have no memory, no purpose, no emotion.

I'm sorry Monica. I hope you never have to know what this feels like.

Are you... are you crying?

Yes, I'm crying Goddammit! And now I'm screaming too!!!

How else am I supposed to get a fucking Best Actress nomination?

Right?

Anyways, I was lieutenant in New Orleans harbor patrol,

and I was captain of their cargo ship.

There was an accident, I was exposed to extra-dimensional energy.

As a result, I can convert my body into energy.

So, what are you saying? You're a some type of, superhero?

Damn right I am.

They call me... Captain Marvel

Ah... I think we're gonna have a problem here.

-I am Captain Marvel. -You gotta be fucking kidding me!

Yeah, no.

But hey, before I zap the fuck out of you, how about you change

your name into something stupid that allow us to coexist?

Until they, inevitably write you off.

I'm thinking something like "Photon"

Wait, I have a good one, "Pulsar"?

Uh, Spectrum?

Yo bitch!, I'm not changing shit!

Why don't you start calling yourself something cheesy like...

..."War Bird" or "Binary"

I got a better idea.

How about if we both fuck the shit outta each other?

And the first one who comes has to change your name.

Are you sure you wanna to go there?

My tongue is why they call me Captain Marvel on the job.

It can work wonders on your clit sister.

Well, Shazam, let's see what you've got.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Like that.

You know by the end of this you're gonna be calling me Captain Marvel.

-Oh yeah? -Yes.

Prove it.

Yeah?

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're so wet. I think you're about to cum. Aren't you?

Yeah?

Yeah.

If you really want me to change my name make me cum.

Yes, yes. Like that.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

Yes please.

Fuck that.

Yes like that.

Fuck.

Fuck yes.

Yes like that. Like that.

Oh fuck. Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

-Yeah? -Yes.

Yeah?

Yes.

Yeah.

Is so wet.

-Yeah? -Yes.

-I like your pussy a lot. -Oh yeah?

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes please. Yes. Yes. Yes.

So good.

Yes, like that.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

-Yes. -Yes.

Yes please.

Yes.

So good.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck that's so good.

Yes. Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Fuck that's good.

Yeah.

Yes. Yeah.

Yeah, I like when you bite my pussy like that.

Yeah. Do that.

Yes.

Fuck. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. Yes please. Yes.

Yes. Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh is so wet.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Fuck.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Fuck.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck. Oh shit!

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck. Yes.

Fuck.

Motherfucker! Did you had me come all the way

out here just so you could get some ass!?

So, were standing here this whole time and you didn't join in?

You're dumber than you look.

-Alright, alright, Photon it is. -Attagirl.

But ain't nobody gonna write me off.

I am a strong black independent woman and I'm here to stay.

What the fuck?!

Oh motherfucker!

Oh, wait... The Snapper...

I gotta find a way to undo this.

Fuck it. It worked for Superman.

And so it begins. Oh, kitty, oh here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Look at that. Little pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. Oh, you are such a cute pussy.

Yes, you are. Yes you are. You're the cutest little pussy I’ve ever seen.

-Oh look at you. Such a cute little pussy. -That's not a pussy.

Oh, here we go. Typical kitty pussy joke.

"I guess we're jumping the shark and doing the Wood Rocket thing now."

It's a Flerken.

A what?

-What the shit?! -Tried to warn you.

-And who the fuck are you? -Carol Danvers but...

...I guess you can call me Captain Marvel.

-He needs training. -Oh geez, Red. You again?

Cool costume. And you are...

My name is Jean Grey. But you can call me Phoenix.

I'm an omega level mutant telekinetic and telepath and a member of the X-Men.

We've been trying to recruit this fucktard for a while.

You know, before he kills the Marvel Universe.

What happened, cat got your tongue?

She's speaking to me telepathically, you moron.

Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever.

Look, if you think I'd rather become a crime fighting shit swizzle,

who rooms with a bunch of whiners,

and a bald creepy guy who looks like Captain Picard...

...you are seriously mistaken.

I'm here to shoot my very own porn parody now.

Oh wait. Is this, you know...

In your dreams, dumbass.

I mean, he's annoying but all that spinning got me little worked up.

-And the redhead is pretty fucking hot. -I heard that.

-"Oh shit!" -"No need to apologize."

"If you help me recruit him, I'll give your ass a Phoenix raptor."

Hmm. What's that? And, what about this guy?

Is he going to keep yapping the whole time, if we do him?

Just tune him out. I could use some dick.

So can I.

I guess I'm getting a crack at it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

What do you think about that DP while she strokes you cock, she eats my pussy?

Holy shit balls.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh yes.

Yeah.

That's deep.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Yeah.

Yes.

Oh that's good.

Oh shit.

Oh yeah.

Yes, all of it.

Yeah.

You definitely has some more tongue

Yes.

I'm gonna get these balls.

Make sure he gets pussy too.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

I'm sorry Daphne.

Who the fuck is Daphne?

She's over there.

What is that, like your fuck doll?

Hey, don't talk about Daphne that way. We spend a lot time together.

Keep sucking it.

There you go Captain Carol.

Maybe I should give him the "Phoenix raptor" in the ass.

You should.

There you go.

Yeah, that's better.

Yeah well, he's better be aware of our powers.

I'm very aware of these powers.

Yes.

Yes.

Do you wanna see what our real pussies feels like?

Absolutely.

He's definitely never had any.

Let me see that pussy.

OK, but I'm gonna go first.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Oh yes.

Yeah.

Yeah?

You feel that supercock?

Yeah.

Just ride it.

Yeah, ride it.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Oh yes. Stick it right in there.

Oh yes.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Oh yes. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh fuck, yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck yes.

Yes!

Make me cum. Make me cum.

Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh fuck.

Too bad Daphne doesn't have tits.

Yes. Yes.

Fuck. Fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Looks like he's about to cum early.

We can't have that.

You did?

Must be lonely.

Yes.

Come here Captain.

Yes.

Oh Captain.

Yes, come closer to me.

Yeah.

Fuck that feels so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck it just like that.

Just like that.

Fuck that feels so good.

Feels so good.

Oh fuck.

Fuck it just like that.

Just like that.

Yes.

Yeah?

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh fuck.

Your fingers in my pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

-Oh yes. -I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum.

Yeah. You're gonna cum? You're gonna fucking cum?

You're gonna cum all over his cock?

Ah, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, so good getting fucked.

Oh fuck.

Yeah. Keep going.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Yeah.

Fuck that feels so fucking good.

Shit! Fuck! That's going to make me cum! Oh my fucking God yeah.

Yeah, yeah. yeah.

Please keep doing it. Please keep doing it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Here's your sweet cum.

Yes.

Sharing is caring.

Let's share it.

Yeah.

I know we just met but, you can fuck me all the time.

Yes.

-Yes. Yes. -Turn around.

-Turn around. -Yes.

Let me see that cute pussy.

Of course.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yeah.

Yes. Just like that.

-I want you to sit on my face. -Yeah?

Yes.

Yes.

You're making my legs shake.

You like the way I ride your face like that?

Yeah.

This feels so fucking good.

It looks good.

Yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Get up.

Turn around.

Wow, he's calling the shots now?

Hey listen, this is my favorite.

He can call the shots if he makes me cum.

Oh fuck.

Before he does.

Yes.

Yeah.

What do you think? You like that? Your cock sliding in and out of a natural pussy?

So good.

Yes.

Oh yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Holy shit.

Oh fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck that feels so good.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Just put your fingers in like that.

Oh fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

You're so yummy.

Oh fuck.

I wanna taste mine.

Oh so good.

-You're gonna make me cum aren't you? -Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh fuck.

I wanna ask if you want to taste our pussies,

but you can't with your burned face.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Fucking cum. Take that.

Yeah. Yeah.

Holy shit balls.

Is everywhere.

Yes.

And cut!

Beautiful, that was amazing. Awesome.

Hey uh, weren't we supposed to have Jennifer lining up Ana Foxxx in this scene?

Si, maestro, si, valuable comment.

DP pussycat. You were magnificent.

Girls I think you have great potential.

But you need the right person, the right guidance,

the right hand to steer you towards stardom.

Now for a small monthly fee I can be that hand, alright?

You know, I remember back in the 60s where I was working with Brando...

...and I said Marlon I could take you to the top...

Oh my fucking God!

I can't stand him.

...we worked with him on that. Then we worked with Miles Minelly, John...

Holy shit balls!

Nice.

Alright guys, I think I am finally at full power.

You know what that means? Is unstoppable ass kicker time.

You know, like we did at the end of Thor. And Thor:Ragnarok.

Anyways I gotta go kill the "Snapper", before he turns you all to dust.

See you in the sequel. Captain Marvel out.

Bye.

Might be a good idea for you to come and check our school.

I have a feeling you're gonna like Rouge.

Well Red, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.