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onWhat Would Sal Do?
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Sal is not exactly
Hollywood Jesus.
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But the Bible
isn't a manual, okay?
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NICOLE: Daryl asked me out.
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What'd you say?
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I need stability in my life.
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Somebody who
knows what they want.
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You come by my house,
when I'm not home,
and you hit on my husband?
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I still wear my purity ring. So, what?
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Just 'cause I have
a wedding ring,
doesn't mean I'm faithful.
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It doesn't? Not me. I'm just saying,
a ring doesn't mean anything.
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I wanted to be a painter.
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Sal, I want to, for
lack of a better term,
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manage you.
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You think it's true,
everyone's got one person
they're meant to be with?
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I hope not.
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It'd be a pretty cruel
world if that were true.
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[SIRENS IN DISTANCE]
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey, what's up?
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Chillin', chillin'.
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Haven't seen you
here in a while.
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Yeah, I've been busy.
Crazy busy on that whole, uh,
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I'm trying to be
a better person tip, so...
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Oh, right.
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Plus, you're
banned. [CHUCKLES]
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So, how are things with
that shithead Daryl?
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What are you doing here? Loretta messaged me.
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She wants to hang
out or something, so...
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She hasn't worked
here in months.
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Really? Mmm-mmm.
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So, you don't know
what she wants, then?
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No. Why, what did you do?
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Nothing, I didn't
do anything. Yeah, right.
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We had a little thing,
I borrowed some video games,
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she probably wants them back.
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So, then, what's the problem? Fuck her, that's the problem.
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I haven't passed them yet. Wow...
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You really are a changed man.
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[LAUGHING] I am, okay, I am.
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I know it sounds
bullshit as fuck,
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this whole trying to
be a better person thing,
and help people stuff, but...
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You know, it's working.
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I feel great.
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I'm really good at it, too,
you know, making a lot of
people really happy, so...
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I'm not surprised.
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You're not?
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No, things are looking
up for me, too. I'm...
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This is my last week here.
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It's your last week? Mmm-hmm.
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Why, are you like, uh,
going somewhere, or... LORETTA: Sal!
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SAL: What's up, Loretta?
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So, what, is it take your kid
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to work day or
something, or...
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It's take your
kid to work day.
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And his name is Ace.
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Well,
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I'll let you get back
to all of those good
deeds that you're doing.
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Yeah, yeah,
that's your daddy.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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This is a disaster, Sal.
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SAL: What do you
want me to do, okay?
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She begged me to
plow her. Begged me!
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Vince, back me up!
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The Second Coming
cannot be a dad.
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But if you are, you're taking
responsibility, believe me.
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Ma, when have
I ever done anything
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that would make you think
I'd be a good father, huh?
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The way you look after
the backyard is nice.
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I need a drink, please. FATHER LUKE: Me, too.
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When did you start
drinking again?
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Well, I like to indulge
every time
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a 30-year plan
goes up in smoke.
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Maybe I should just be
this shithead's father. FATHER LUKE: What?
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Yeah, I mean, I know
how hard it was to
grow up without a dad.
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You have a father!
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And you need to
start praying to him. No, no,
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I have a deadbeat father.
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No. Yeah!
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I mean, I've had, what? Over
30 birthdays and Christmases
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without a fucking
peep from this guy?
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I give up. That's a deadbeat,
is what that is.
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[VINCE SIGHING]
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[DISHES CLATTERING IN KITCHEN]
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Sal, I'm a piece of shit.
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Yeah, I know, Vince.
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I had sex with her, too.
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Loretta. Same night.
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Where was I? You were asleep.
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In the bed?Maybe I am Judas...
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No.
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No, you're a fucking life
saver, is what you are.
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Hey, everybody get in here!
Vince has something to say.
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But in future,
if I'm in the bed...
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Don't have sex in it? As a courtesy, okay?
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What is it?So,
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turns out,
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Vince smashed Loretta
same night I pounded her.
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These words mean
the same thing, right?
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Yeah, what it means is that
Vince is probably the dad.
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I jerked off in
her underwear, too.
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Oh, for the love of God!SAL: What the fuck, Chooch!
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Vince! That is terrifying!
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And I take confession
from murderers!
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I understand, in retrospect...
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SAL: No, wait, wait... FATHER LUKE: Never mind that.
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This might be good.
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This might be
very good, in fact.
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Vince, I know it sounds crazy,
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but you need to claim
this baby as yours...
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I'll do it!
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Oh... Who's the Judas now?
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Probably the guy
that keeps saying it. Fuck...
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LORETTA: He's asleep
now. Shh, shh, shh.
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What a perfect
little screamer.
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Just like his mother.
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Yeah, for your sake, I hope
he outgrows that. So annoying.
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Yeah, well, he's going to
have a great father figure
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to model himself after, Sal.
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Speaking of which...
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That's my boy.
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I'm the father. There is no way.
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Oh, yeah?
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Why'd I bring these? [OBJECTS RATTLING]
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There's no dyes,
there's no BPA's,
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I'm doing tons of research...
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Take 'em. Yeah, you really lucked out,
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he's gonna be a great dad.
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Yeah, nice try.
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But it's Sal's. Why would you even want me
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to be the dad, okay?
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I mean, I got no job...No education.
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I'm not going to get
a job anytime soon...
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Probably has diabetes.
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Never passed a drug
test, and no offense, but
I hate that fucking kid.
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I know guys with
educations and jobs,
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I jerk them off for
a living, and they treat
me like shit because of it.
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But you're different, Sal.
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That is why I could
feel myself getting
pregnant with your seed.
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You came inside of
me like a volcano.
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Well, that for sure
sounds like me, but Vince also
jerked off in your underwear.
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No...What the fuck, man?
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I think we can agree,
it was worth it.
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So, two-to-one odds
it's Vince's kid.
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I'll take a paternity test.
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Way to go, buddy.
You'll do it tomorrow.
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Yeah, but I know it's Sal's. Well, I know it isn't.
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Well, you take one, too. What are you doing, Vince?
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Why would you say that? Yes, I'll agree to that.
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Well, I don't know it's
your kid, so you gotta
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take one, too.Well, fuck off.
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Fuck you. No, fuck you.
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Fuck you. Yeah, well, fuck you.
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You know what, fuck you! VINCE: Shh, shh!
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Fuck you. Fuck you, Vince.
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[BIRDS CAWING]
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I can't believe
you don't trust me.
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Oh, yeah, we're all shocked.
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Look, if you're so
sure that kid's mine,
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why didn't you tell me while
you were still pregnant?
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Well, you wouldn't have
believed me then, either,
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so what's the difference? Well, the difference
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is we could've
gotten rid of it.
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[WOMAN SCOFFING]
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Together.
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Could have gotten
rid of it together.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Why don't you put your eyes
back in your head, huh?
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[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
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[CHUCKLING] Life's funny,
though, isn't it?
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Sal had sex with her,
yet there's a chance
it isn't even his.
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Funny...
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Funny?
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Well, not "funny" funny.
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Just... Funny.
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Anyway, maybe with some
luck, we can make this
all, you know, disappear.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, get serious, Maria.
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We need to make
this problem go away.
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Make it go away?
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I think I can scrape
up enough money
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to convince this woman
to move to Winnipeg.
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I can't believe
I'm hearing this.
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But Winnipeg's
nice in the summer!
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But nothing.
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People need to take
responsibility for their kids.
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Maybe you should just
butt out for a while.
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What? Why?
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You pushed too hard, too soon.
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And all so you could
reap the rewards of
finding the Second Coming.
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Oh, let's not play
the blame game, Maria,
'cause you'll lose.
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Every time. Excuse me?
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I warned you for years.
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You coddled him, and now look.
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He has no concept of
actions and consequences.
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Watch it, Luke. I am serious.
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He needed discipline!
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And just how was I supposed
to discipline Christ?
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A spanking?
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Spank the savior of the world?
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Ground the only begotten son?
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How bad a mother do you
have to be to ruin Jesus?
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[MARIA EXHALES]
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[ACE CRYING] Oh, Maria...
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Maria!
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Maria!
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[CRYING CONTINUES]Maria!
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So, which one of you big
spenders paid for the
same-day paternity test?
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Me.
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Okay, this is obviously
important to you all,
so I won't...
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Look, um...
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Before you say anything,
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I just want to say that
if Ace is mine, which
I hope to fuck he isn't,
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because, I cannot stress
this enough, I do hate
that fucking kid, but...
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If he's mine, I'm gonna
do the right thing.
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Thank you, Sal. Yeah.
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On that note,
with 99.6% accuracy...
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Sal, you are not the father.
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Boom, yes!
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Did the crime, won't
be doing the time!
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Oh, shit! I gotta raise him.
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No, you're not
the father, either.
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SAL: Yes, Chooch... Oh... That's good news.
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VINCE: Thanks, Sue.
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[DOOR OPENING]
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Hey, look...
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You know where I live, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay, good. Could you get that
fucking kid out of my house?
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Vince and I are
gonna go get polluted.
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Vince, let's go, bud!
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[DOOR OPENING]
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Call me!
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[FOOTSTEPS FADING]
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[QUIETLY] Fuck...
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SIREN IN DISTANCE]
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SAL: [MUFFLED] I feel
like The Matrix,'cause
I dodged that bullet.
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I dodged it!
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Who wants a cigar, huh?
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You want one of these?
'Cause we're celebrating!
247
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We are celebrating.
248
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,649
That's right, we're
celebrating the fact that
this guy is not a dad.
249
00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,346
That's right, and neither
are you, buddy,
250
00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,833
you're not a dad,
either! [LAUGHING] [YELLING] Yeah!
251
00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,573
I need to get rid of
all those baby shoes,
252
00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,534
I need to stop saving
up for Disney World.
253
00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:30,872
Fuck Disney World!
254
00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,271
VINCE: Yeah, fuck it!
255
00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,144
I never wanted to go, anyways.
256
00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:36,225
All right, I'm gonna
be right back, okay?
257
00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:37,194
FATHER LUKE: Another round
for the both of us.
258
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:37,492
MAN: What's going
on, Ace of Base?
259
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,360
[SAL SIGHING]
260
00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:42,971
[SAL EXCLAIMING] MARIA: Hmm...
261
00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:44,894
Oh!
262
00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:47,112
It's a good night.
263
00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,291
What's going on, Ma? You okay?
264
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,065
Yeah. I'm fine.
I'm just, uh...
265
00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,377
Oh, I was thinking about
Loretta, you know... Ahh...
266
00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,376
...and how hard it is
to be a single mom.
267
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:02,598
Well, you did it, right?
268
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,558
Hmm? I'm just saying,
269
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,518
you did it. You were
a single mom, so...
270
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,827
Yeah, which is
why I'm worried.
271
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,092
I mean, it's really tough.
272
00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:11,094
She's in for a hard time.
273
00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:11,915
[SAL SIGHING]
274
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,092
Okay.
275
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:14,878
How about, um...
276
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,014
If I check in on
her sometimes?
277
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,623
That would mean so much
to me if you did that.
278
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:21,487
All right, well,
consider it done, then, Ma.
279
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:24,581
You wanna get out of here?
You want to go?
280
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,801
No, I think, uh...
281
00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:31,279
I think I'll just hang out,
and finish this wine.
282
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:33,199
How you gonna get home, Ma?
283
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,164
I'll probably call a cab.
284
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,512
All right...
285
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:39,032
I wanna go see
Loretta and Ace.
286
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,986
I wanna go. I wanna go. Give it up. Give it up, Vince.
287
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,157
[VEHICLES PASSING]
288
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,337
I didn't even know you drink.
289
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,263
I don't.
290
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,614
But I figured I needed
it, after all this.
291
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,258
All what?
292
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:55,656
You didn't almost have a baby.
293
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,920
You're not allowed to have
babies, you're a priest.
294
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:00,878
You're a priest.
295
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,009
You got micropenis, too.
296
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,528
What? You got micropenis.
297
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:06,621
Watch it, Vince.
298
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,539
I mean it, watch it.
299
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,542
I saw it.
300
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:11,366
On the church swim trip.
301
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:12,926
I saw it.
302
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,411
I couldn't take
my eyes off of it,
303
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,291
and I know that
you saw me see it.
304
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,593
Keep your voice down.
305
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,330
[VINCE CRYING]
306
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:23,285
What are you doing?
307
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:29,469
[SOBBING] You don't like me,
because I saw your micropenis.
308
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,858
What are you talking about?
309
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,781
[SOBBING] You fucker!
310
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,476
[VINCE CRYING] What are you...
What's wrong with you?
311
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:37,393
[SOBBING] I saw the
belly button on your balls! Please...
312
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,959
It's not funny!
It isn't funny!
313
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,346
What I have is a real
medical condition...
314
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,348
You got like a baby thumb.
315
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,090
You got like a... Shut up!
316
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,841
Like a pink little... Be quiet!
317
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,922
Like a fucking... And then,
you just go... [MUMBLING] Shh!
318
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,491
Shut up!So, that was why you
become a priest, right?
319
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,839
Shh! That's why you
become a priest!
320
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,758
Because I've
gotta cut my dick!Shut up... No...
321
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:54,983
And that's the only
job... [GRUNTING] Shut up!
322
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:56,586
[VINCE GRUNTING]
323
00:11:58,543 --> 00:11:59,413
What's going on, boys?Heads up.
324
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:04,900
[VINCE VOMITING]Ohh! [LAUGHING]
325
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,985
[VINCE VOMITING]Oh, get it out,
buddy, get it out.
326
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:07,994
Don't sweat it, he's a puker.
327
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:08,725
[VINCE GROANING]
328
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,765
Sal looks good.
329
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:11,690
Yeah, yeah...
330
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,258
It's nice to see you
out having a drink.
331
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,385
Yeah. Wine.
332
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,614
More of a beer guy.
333
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:22,477
Yeah, some things
never change. [CHUCKLING]
334
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,348
No, they don't.
335
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,787
[STAMMERING] I was
gonna call a cab, you know?
336
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:32,801
Yeah... [MARIA SPEAKING INAUDIBLY]
337
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,232
Well, or... If you
want a lift...
338
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:38,059
Oh... Yeah, sure.
339
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,848
One more drink?
340
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,063
Um... How often do
you get out, right?
341
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:41,981
I mean, what's the rush?
342
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,369
I think it's better
if I call that cab.
343
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:49,772
Yeah...
344
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,641
Sal, that baby
could have sunk us.
345
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:58,821
Well, it didn't, so...
Another miracle, right?
346
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,868
Your mother has led
a life of sacrifice for you.
347
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,964
Still does.I know.
348
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,313
Okay. Let's just not
make it all in vain.
349
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,922
I get it. Fuck, okay?
350
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,922
Great, good.
351
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,014
I'm glad you get it. I get it, I get
what you're saying.
352
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:09,572
I understand you get it.
353
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,791
What are you doing?
Are you okay to drive? Yeah!
354
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,580
Boom, boom, boom,
I'm all right to drive.
355
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:16,674
You sure? Yes! Come on.
356
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,542
[SAL GRUNTING]
357
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,315
The last thing this family
needs is another car accident.
358
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:24,504
Car accident? What are you...
359
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:29,334
I drank too much.
Get out of here, go!
360
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:29,807
FATHER LUKE: Get him home. [ENGINE STARTING]
361
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:33,459
[VEHICLE SHIFTING GEARS]
[ENGINE REVVING]
362
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:35,158
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
363
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,036
We need to talk.
364
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,174
I think what you mean is,
I need to apologize.
365
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,744
No, I mean, uh...
366
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,215
I need to confess something.
367
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,995
[CLICKS TONGUE]
Oh, my God, this is terrible.
368
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,310
[DEEP BREATH] Oh, God...
369
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,786
Maria, you of all people
have nothing to fear.
370
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,657
All will be forgiven.
371
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,319
Joe and I kissed last night.
372
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,453
Are you insane?
373
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,756
We just escaped
a disastrous PR nightmare,
374
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,973
and now you kissed
your sister's husband?
375
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,631
I know, I'm sorry.
376
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,145
[CHUCKLING] I need a drink!
377
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,938
Yes, I'm drinking again!
378
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:12,373
Full-time. Happy?
379
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,680
Oh, what would possess
you to do such a thing?
380
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,604
I feel like I don't matter.
381
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,378
[INHALING] I feel overlooked.
382
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,946
[SCOFFS] What have
I done with my life?
383
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,259
You are the mother
of the Second Coming.
384
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,606
Yeah, so, what?
I'm like the oven that
made a great lasagna?
385
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:33,607
Who cares about the oven?
386
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,265
[RAGGED BREATHING]
387
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,573
I never had my own life.
388
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,183
I want something for me.
389
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:45,543
I know that's selfish, and
now I've wrecked everything.
390
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,410
No, you haven't.
391
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,576
You're a flawed human.
392
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,194
We all are.
393
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:53,716
But we can all be mended.
394
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,195
What about Leena?
395
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,899
I need her forgiveness, too.
396
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,767
No, you do not.
397
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,858
She doesn't need
to know, ever.
398
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:05,857
As long as God forgives you,
399
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:07,857
other people don't matter.
400
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,263
That doesn't sound right.
401
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,605
Well, which one of
us went to seminary
school for eight years?
402
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,182
[VEHICLE DOORS CLOSING]
403
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:16,789
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
404
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,525
Ring the door.
405
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:29,891
[ACE CRYING] What do you want?
406
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,976
Is that Ace I hear?
407
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,542
No, I'm listening
to a screaming baby
CD to calm my nerves.
408
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,680
No, I fucking
hate you guys! All right, you know what?
409
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:38,852
You know, we came
here to help you?
410
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,249
Yeah, we got diapers. Here.
411
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,992
You wanna, I don't
know, go have a nap, or
get drunk or something,
412
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:44,513
we'll watch the kid
for a few minutes.
413
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,465
I never wanted to
do this on my own.
414
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,604
I'm suffocating.
415
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:52,729
I am!
416
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,041
It's okay.
417
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,517
Look, I thought between
the baby bonuses,
418
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,517
and the welfare cheques,
I'd be rolling in it.
419
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:01,529
But that shrieking horror show
wasn't worth
the extra cash at all!
420
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,482
That dream crusher
is a prison, and I have
been given a life sentence.
421
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,751
All right, cut the shit.
422
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,054
[ACE CRYING] You're in a dark place
right now, so it's hard.
423
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:07,920
And you know what?
424
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,578
It's gonna get harder.
425
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,234
You know what else?
426
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:15,369
You and that baby are gonna
form one fuck of a bond.
427
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,022
You're gonna love each other,
428
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,236
and you're gonna
take on this world together.
429
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,535
Sure, sometimes you're
gonna wanna throttle him.
430
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,461
Like... Like when
he's 12 years old,
431
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:23,806
and you come home, and
he's doing hot knives.
432
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,585
Or when you find him
in your laundry room,
433
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,940
getting head from
the Filipino girl that
lives down the street?
434
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,209
They grow up fast. You're gonna lose your shit.
435
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,692
But nothing will ever break
that bond you two share. Ever.
436
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,378
So, fuck it.
437
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,651
Doesn't matter if you
don't know who the dad is.
438
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,523
I know who the dad is.
439
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,166
You do? Now that I know it isn't
either of you, yeah.
440
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,261
[ACE CRYING] But there's no way he can...
441
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,566
It's complicated.
442
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,435
That's why I was hoping
you would step up, Sal.
443
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,047
You tried to rope me in, too.
444
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,437
Yeah, not really.
445
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,180
It's not too late.
446
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,931
All right, fuck this,
447
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,283
I'm gonna go find that
deadbeat, and make him
take responsibility.
448
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:57,492
[KISSING]
449
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,711
Copper Cliff style, Vince.
450
00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,540
Yeah.
451
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,236
[ACE MURMURING] Unbelievable.
452
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,237
Sweet stone siding.
453
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,289
That's a custom job.
454
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,245
SAL: Foggy as shit,
though. What are we,
on top of a goddamn mountain?
455
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,073
A guy rich enough to
afford a house like this,
456
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,291
won't pony up some cash
for his own fucking baby?
457
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,471
That's the thing. It's not
his money, it's his parents'.
458
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,861
Fuck 'em.
459
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,000
LORETTA: I don't wanna
get him in trouble!
460
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,742
Oh, he's in trouble.
Sal's a runaway train.
461
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,003
That's not what I meant!
462
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,605
Hey, off the top of my head,
463
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,175
wouldn't things be better
if I just adopted him?
464
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,352
LORETTA: No. Sal, wait! [VEHICLE DOOR OPENING]
465
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:29,308
[VEHICLE DOOR CLOSING] [BANGING ON DOOR]
466
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:31,312
[VEHICLE DOOR CLOSING] Can I help you?
467
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,620
Yeah, yeah. This your house?
468
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,796
Is there a problem? Yeah, I got a problem
with your custom stone.
469
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:38,582
[SAL EXCLAIMING] VINCE: Whoa!
470
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,146
That's what you get for
abandoning your baby, bro!
471
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:43,755
And for abandoning
your baby's mama!
472
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,495
And being a cunt! Yeah, you fucking cunt!
473
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,366
Nice one, Chooch! Sal, no!
474
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,886
That's not him!
475
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,029
What? You said this
was his house, though!
476
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,162
LORETTA: Yeah,
but he's not the dad.
477
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,944
Hey, get away from my dad!
478
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:55,074
Hey, baby...
479
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:01,035
Wait, you and him?
480
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,733
[YELLING] You
go with this kid? No!
481
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,391
What are you?
How old are you? No!
482
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,385
SAL: Come on! Geez!
483
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,127
No! Ahh!
484
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:09,828
[GARAGE DOOR SLIDING]
485
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:13,570
[GARAGE DOOR CLOSING]
486
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,618
What are you doing here?
487
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,443
I need to speak to Leena.
488
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:18,661
She's at Casino Rama for
the weekend with friends.
489
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,709
What do you want
to talk to her about?
490
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,016
Joe, what we
did was terrible.
491
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,673
And it will never
happen again.
492
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,187
But I think we need to
get this out in the open.
493
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,931
That's...All of us.
494
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:30,891
Bad idea.
495
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,072
But it's the right thing. How?
496
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,293
Leena would be a wreck.
My marriage would be over.
497
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,546
She'd never talk to you again.
498
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,728
It's done. Let it be done.
499
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,604
But my own sister, Joe.
I have to say something.
500
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:42,375
Please don't do this.
501
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:44,775
Leena's good for me, okay?
502
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:46,731
I can't lose her.
503
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,078
I have to be honest.
504
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,481
You just want to make
yourself feel better.
505
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,004
[STAMMERING] And I do
that by being honest.
506
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,481
We just have to make sure
507
00:18:58,354 --> 00:18:59,094
that it never happens again.
508
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:01,663
[MARIA EXHALING]
509
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,798
You know what, buddy, your
son's a fucking goof poser,
510
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,583
and he knocked up
Loretta, and now's he's
gotta fucking step up!
511
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,448
Yeah, or else I will.
512
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,539
All right, everybody
just calm down.
513
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:11,980
All right?
514
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:13,852
Do you know this woman?
515
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,018
No!
516
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,111
And I wouldn't
touch her if I did.
517
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,940
That's a lie! You were
all over me at the end of
your shift at Burger King.
518
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,379
You gave me
free onion rings,
519
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,205
and I gave you a lift home
in my cousin's Tercel,
520
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,343
and we made love.
521
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,036
No, Harry's a good boy.
There's no way this happened.
522
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,083
Yes, it did! He
made me see stars.
523
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,429
You punched her, bro?
524
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,428
No, with sex stuff.
525
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:33,519
Oh, nice.
526
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,037
[SIREN WAILING]
527
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,651
It's all right,
it's all right. Oh...
528
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:38,391
SAL: No, it's okay, it's
cool, it's cool, it's cool. Oh, good.
529
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,137
Hey, what seems
to be the problem?
530
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,273
Hey, Sal. What's going on, Jacobs?
531
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,435
These two men assaulted me.
532
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,711
Buddy, are you kidding me?
533
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,403
Listen, this idiot
is this goof's dad,
534
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,281
and this goof
is her baby's daddy,
535
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,933
and now neither of
them are gonna pay up!
536
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,706
SAL: You believe that? He is 15!
537
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:54,721
Buddy, I'll 15
you again, okay? JACOBS: Shh.
538
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,846
Son, this is serious.
539
00:19:58,936 --> 00:19:59,496
Did you have sex
with this woman?
540
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:03,509
Okay, fine.
541
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:04,463
Boom!
542
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,506
[HANDCUFFS RATTLING]
543
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,857
What the hell?Whoa, what are
you doing, man?
544
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,987
I'm placing you under
arrest for statutory rape. Oh, fuck...
545
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,430
Wait a second, where's Ace?
546
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:13,946
I left him in the car.
547
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,645
[YELLING] No!
548
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,297
Oh, I'm sure there's a charge
in there somewhere, too.
549
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:19,571
Sal...
550
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,183
[VEHICLE DOOR OPENING]
551
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:23,695
[MARIA MOANING]
[KISSING]
552
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,046
[MOANING, KISSING]
553
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,922
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
554
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:31,711
Whoa, you're gonna do that?
555
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,324
I mean, I was
thinking about it. Why?
556
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:38,108
Well, it's...What?
557
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:41,203
[STAMMERING] Because I,
well, I mean, I know there's
different positions,
558
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:44,723
but I don't know that
one, or any of them.
559
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,505
Maria...
560
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,033
It's fine.
561
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,071
What do I do?
562
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,207
You've seriously
never done this before?
563
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:55,775
Seriously.
564
00:20:59,170 --> 00:20:59,780
It should be good. [MARIA EXHALING]
565
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:02,217
[KISSING]
566
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:05,178
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
567
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,306
You mean, should be...
568
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,618
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
569
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,794
Holy Mother of Pearl!
570
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,321
SAL: Okay, so, um... [INAUDIBLE VOICES]
571
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,154
They're making Harry
take a paternity test,
572
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,842
and if he is the
father, his parents
have agreed to raise Ace.
573
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:19,759
[BELL BUZZING]
574
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:21,674
But there's one condition.
575
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,197
What?
576
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:24,983
You can't have anything
to do with the baby.
577
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:30,247
That's fucking amazing!
578
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,292
Okay. What do I have to sign? You know you're still
the kid's mother, right?
579
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:33,468
Yeah, but why should he
have to suffer for it?
580
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,157
I can finally get my life
back in order, you know?
581
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,079
Go back to my old job.
582
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,433
What was your old job?
583
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,296
I'm a hygienist.
584
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:45,088
What are you doing
working at a rub and tug?
585
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:47,313
Don't get me wrong, being
a hygienist pays the bills,
586
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,313
but working in people's mouths
all day is fucking disgusting.
587
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:50,915
Yeah, it would be.
588
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:52,085
[ACE MURMURING] You're gonna be all right.
589
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,565
[ACE CRYING]
590
00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:58,137
LORETTA: Thanks, Sal.
591
00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,269
[ACE CRYING] [SAL SIGHING]
592
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:01,840
[VINCE SIGHING] [CLICKS TONGUE]
593
00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,854
I think you did it again,
594
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,593
but I can't tell.
595
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,074
What, this?
596
00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,113
This was a fucking
disaster, Vince.
597
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:11,901
Well, I mean...
598
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:15,767
That woman had no
business being a mother.
599
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:16,806
She knew it more than anybody.
600
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:23,075
But now, Ace is gonna grow
up in a fucking mansion,
601
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,427
with people who
actually give a shit.
602
00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:27,078
Plus, they've agreed
to let me visit him.
603
00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:28,874
So...
604
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:33,054
Is that three miracles?
605
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:36,920
I don't know. [SCOFFS]
606
00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:41,713
You don't actually think these
are all coincidences, right?
607
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:46,628
I don't know.
608
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,066
[LOCK CLICKING]
609
00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:51,812
[SAL SPEAKING INAUDIBLY]
610
00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:53,894
[EXHALING]
611
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,416
MAN: [EXCLAIMING] So good!
612
00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:58,766
So, another satisfied
customer in there, huh?
613
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:00,727
[SAL CHUCKLING]
614
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,121
Well, hello, Sal.
615
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:05,428
Hey, I got a bit
of an update for you.
616
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:07,914
Uh, turns out that kid?
617
00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:11,035
He's not mine.
So, a bit of a mix up
there. I am not the father.
618
00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:13,738
[LAUGHS] [CHUCKLES] Well, that's
great news for the kid, right?
619
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,347
Well, yeah, 'cause
I found the real dad,
made him get involved.
620
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:17,658
Gave him one of those. Pow!
621
00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:19,494
Mmm...Yeah.
622
00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:20,962
So, you just came
here to tell me that?
623
00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:24,191
No. Also came here
to give you this.
624
00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:25,972
[BOX RATTLING]
Boom!
625
00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:28,926
What? It's for you.
626
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:31,016
Remember how you told
me you like painting
and stuff like that?
627
00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:31,315
Well, that's going to
help you with your painting.
628
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:34,627
Yeah, but...No, no, no, no, no.
629
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:35,277
Look. I'm doing
nice things now.
630
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,506
I'm doing good things,
you're doing good things,
you know what we should do?
631
00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:41,773
We should go celebrate,
get some dinner, maybe.
632
00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:45,687
I can't.It doesn't have
to be tonight.
633
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:47,952
We can go out anytime... Sal... [CLEARS THROAT]
634
00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:48,815
Daryl and I are
moving in together.
635
00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:56,168
Really, huh?
636
00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:56,780
That's fucking weird.
Why would you do that?
637
00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:03,490
Well, because I want to go
back to school, and he said
he was going to help me.
638
00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:05,842
Oh! Oh, fuck, you're
just using the guy.
639
00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:07,182
All right, that's cool, then. What? No!
640
00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:08,271
Why would you even say that? Well, you said it.
641
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,099
You just said you
were moving in with him
642
00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:11,227
so he could put through school
or something like that, right?Yeah,
643
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,019
but also because I like him.
644
00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:14,843
Because we like each other.
645
00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:17,331
Well, you and I kind of
like each other, too, and...
646
00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:20,682
Look, I can help you, too,
because I'm really getting my
life together right now, so...
647
00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:22,813
But Daryl already
has his life together.
648
00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:24,806
Yeah, but not like I'm gonna
have it together, trust me.
649
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:26,728
Come on, Sal.
650
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,950
You're going around doing
good deeds for your mom.
651
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:32,734
No, no, no, that's just how it
started, it's way bigger now.
652
00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:34,599
It's different now. That's good, I'm
happy for you.
653
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,260
Well, good, then...
654
00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:37,174
Go out on a date with me then.
655
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,347
Just come on.
656
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:45,787
I can't accept this.
It's really sweet, but...
657
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:46,875
Well, I'm not
taking it back, so...
658
00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:49,714
That's yours, you can keep it.
659
00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:58,671
NICOLE: Bye, Sal.
660
00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:01,798
[FOOTSTEPS FADING]
661
00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:04,151
You're making a big
mistake, Daryl is a fucking,
fuck-face goof-shit!
662
00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:08,422
I'm sorry, sweetie.
663
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:12,947
Ah, whatever. It's... Fucked.
664
00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:16,123
Actually, you know
what could actually make
me feel a little bit better?
665
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,040
No, that priest is
still paying us not
to shuffle your deck.
666
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,477
This day is fucking bullshit.
667
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:21,082
[MUSIC PLAYING]
668
00:25:46,806 --> 00:25:47,326
[WHISPERING] What the fuck?
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