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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:52,667 See, see, see, see, see, see, saw. 2 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:56,212 Meenie, meenie, meenie, meenie, my, my, my. 3 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,969 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 4 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,230 ♪ Do not ♪ 5 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,688 ♪ Oh, oh. ♪ 6 00:01:08,734 --> 00:01:12,194 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 7 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:18,197 Un gatito albino. 8 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:25,825 Gatito hermosa. My little angel pussy. 9 00:01:25,876 --> 00:01:28,539 Nobody? Anybody? 10 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,338 Yeah. Come on. 11 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,670 ♪ Wrapped around each other ♪ 12 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:37,337 I'll give you something... 13 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:41,473 ♪ Trying so hard to stay warm ♪ 14 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:46,263 ♪ That first cold winter together ♪ 15 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:49,057 ♪ Lying in each other's arms... ♪ 16 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,645 Moondoggy! 17 00:01:52,111 --> 00:01:54,069 The best part of the city 18 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,355 - of Key West, Florida. - Moondog! 19 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,069 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 20 00:01:58,117 --> 00:01:59,825 ♪ So desperately ♪ 21 00:02:01,203 --> 00:02:04,617 ♪ Honey, I was your hero ♪ 22 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:10,373 ♪ You were my leading lady ♪ 23 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,627 ♪ We had it all ♪ 24 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,711 ♪ Ooh, ooh! ♪ 25 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,923 ♪ Just like Bogie and Bacall ♪ 26 00:02:20,556 --> 00:02:23,094 It's Moondoggy! 27 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:28,103 The most prolific poet in Key West, Florida. 28 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:30,764 To help me out, I'm gonna throw a few fresh lines on you, 29 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,229 a little poem I'm working on right now. 30 00:02:34,987 --> 00:02:36,319 Last night... 31 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,072 Come on, Moondog! 32 00:02:38,115 --> 00:02:39,948 ...when I went to bed in a van, 33 00:02:39,992 --> 00:02:42,860 I was... I was thinking about you. 34 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,778 I was thinking about you. 35 00:02:46,248 --> 00:02:48,115 And I got up about 4:00 a.m., 36 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,536 and I had to take a piss, as guys do, 37 00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:53,295 and I looked down at my dick... 38 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:58,254 ...and I had such affection in my heart when I did. 39 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,175 Knowing that it had been 40 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,431 inside you twice today... 41 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:13,566 ...made me feel beautiful. 42 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,521 Moondog! 43 00:03:15,569 --> 00:03:16,901 That's what I got. 44 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,188 Have a great night. Chase the moon. 45 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:35,670 ♪ Mother, mother ocean ♪ 46 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,002 ♪ I have heard you call ♪ 47 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:39,837 Hey. 48 00:03:39,885 --> 00:03:42,719 ♪ Wanted to sail upon your waters ♪ 49 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,175 ♪ Since I was three feet tall ♪ 50 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,810 ♪ You've seen it all ♪ 51 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:53,019 - Oh! Fish on! - ♪ You've seen it all ♪ 52 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,401 Moondog is gonna go get dinner. 53 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,027 ♪ Yes, I am a pirate... ♪ 54 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,573 - Moby Dick, ladies. - Whoo! Moondog! 55 00:04:02,616 --> 00:04:03,902 Gonna need a bigger boat! 56 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,662 Yes! 57 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,037 Don't you laugh. 58 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,621 They don't even make these anymore. 59 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:17,670 ♪ Arriving too late ♪ 60 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:24,591 ♪ I've done a bit of smuggling ♪ 61 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,598 ♪ And I've run my share of grass... ♪ 62 00:04:27,641 --> 00:04:30,225 I'm looking for something a little more earthbound. 63 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,012 Big-breasted, no scars, 64 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,225 - just like you. - No scars. Natural breasts. 65 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:37,483 - Just like you. Just like you. - Natural breasts. 66 00:04:37,526 --> 00:04:40,314 You won't have me unless I put a ring on it. 67 00:04:40,362 --> 00:04:42,355 ♪ Never meant to last ♪ 68 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:49,237 ♪ And I've been drunk now for over two weeks ♪ 69 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:53,033 ♪ I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks ♪ 70 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,417 ♪ But I got to stop wishing ♪ 71 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,249 ♪ Got to go fishing ♪ 72 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,334 ♪ I'm down to rock bottom again ♪ 73 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,213 ♪ Just a few friends... ♪ 74 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,002 Before I accept whatever award it is they're giving me today, 75 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:06,887 I just want to start off with a little bit of poetic foreplay. 76 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,389 I wrote this in the wilds of Kentucky. 77 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,346 I didn't have peach fuzz over my pecker at the time. 78 00:05:12,394 --> 00:05:15,512 I was surrounded by inbreds, rednecks, 79 00:05:15,564 --> 00:05:18,182 juveniles, limp-dicks and all that times 14. 80 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:21,353 It's a little poem I wrote that I always like to read first 81 00:05:21,403 --> 00:05:23,396 because it takes me back 82 00:05:23,447 --> 00:05:26,906 to such a pure place. 83 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:30,286 - Okay. Check this out. - Moondog! 84 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:34,040 One day, I will swallow up the world. 85 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:40,670 And when I do, I hope you all perish violently. 86 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:47,882 Thank you. How about another one for Mr. Jimmy Buffet right here? 87 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,846 Hey, hey. 88 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:00,357 ♪ I go for younger women ♪ 89 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:03,940 ♪ Lived with several a while ♪ 90 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:06,105 ♪ Though I ran them away ♪ 91 00:06:06,156 --> 00:06:08,774 ♪ They'd come back one day... ♪ 92 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,862 ♪ Still could manage to smile... ♪ 93 00:06:12,913 --> 00:06:14,997 Hey, hey, hey, what's shaking, little ginger goat? 94 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,375 - I miss you. - Oh, I miss you, too, sweetie. 95 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,331 Well, it's boring here without you. 96 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,417 I know, right? I can only imagine. 97 00:06:22,464 --> 00:06:24,581 Well, I need you back here in Miami. 98 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,375 I need my husband. 99 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,589 Eh, civilization. 100 00:06:28,637 --> 00:06:31,346 Come on, and I need help with the wedding. 101 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,098 Wha... I mean, do you really? 102 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,430 Heather and I need you to come back home. 103 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,720 Ah, you know my home is down here in the Keys 104 00:06:37,771 --> 00:06:38,957 with all the burnouts, sweetie. 105 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:40,393 I'm a bottom-feeder. 106 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:43,276 I got to go low to get high. You know that. 107 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:46,403 No, it's here, and we have so many friends and guests coming. 108 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:48,781 No, your friends. No, I don't have any friends. 109 00:06:48,824 --> 00:06:50,441 Yes, you do. 110 00:06:50,492 --> 00:06:52,305 Well, at least they pretend to be your friends. 111 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,661 You know what? 'Rie just popped over. 112 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,072 Moondog, what it do? 113 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,786 Oh, is that the Linger' one and only? 114 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,199 Man, you already knew it, man. 115 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,959 I just stopped by to drop off some roses 116 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,586 to your lovely wife, man. 117 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:03,858 Keep it pushing. You know what I'm talking about? 118 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,372 But I wish you could see Heather. 119 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,257 Oh, my goodness. She's just glowing 120 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,670 - and so happy about the wedding, baby. - "Glowing"? 121 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,428 Why is she glowing? 122 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,386 It's because she's so in love. 123 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,598 Oh, shit. You scared me for a minute. 124 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,387 Wait, what does she know about love, anyway? 125 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,600 She's 16 years old. She doesn't know what love is. 126 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,312 She's too young to get married. 127 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,850 She's 22, Moondog. 128 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,110 Ah, 22, whatever. 129 00:07:27,154 --> 00:07:29,362 I mean, besides, she's marrying such a limp-dick. 130 00:07:29,406 --> 00:07:31,148 Yeah, you're probably right. 131 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:34,409 - Bye, boo-boo. I love you. - Bye, Minnie-boo. Linger'. 132 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:38,072 Moondog, until we meet again. Bad moon rising. 133 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:52,382 Come here. Love you, love you. 134 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,130 Gatito. 135 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:02,141 ♪ You know I need your love ♪ 136 00:08:02,189 --> 00:08:05,182 ♪ You've got that hold over me ♪ 137 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,856 ♪ Long as I've got your love ♪ 138 00:08:08,904 --> 00:08:11,146 ♪ You know that I'll never leave ♪ 139 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:16,485 ♪ When I wanted you to share my life ♪ 140 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,745 ♪ I had no doubt in my mind ♪ 141 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,451 Where's my wine? 142 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,240 ♪ And it's been you, woman... ♪ 143 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,320 Hey, hey, hey. 144 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,200 Moondog, buenos días. 145 00:09:14,386 --> 00:09:16,470 Poor baby. 146 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,676 I know. 147 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,808 I think it's time to go home. 148 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,131 - Hey! - I missed you, my love. 149 00:09:57,179 --> 00:10:01,094 Oh, yeah. One more time, baby. 150 00:10:06,688 --> 00:10:08,554 Did you miss me? 151 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,941 - I got it. I got it. - Oh, honey. 152 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,567 I got it. I... 153 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:18,448 Oh. Oh, look at you. 154 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,325 No, you've been gone too long. 155 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,577 - Look at you. - You have to woo me. 156 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,955 Woo, woo, doo, doo, did you miss me? 157 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,604 Good. 158 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,610 I forgot how rich we were. 159 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:58,489 Yeah, you did forget, Moondog. 160 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,317 Mm. 161 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,576 I missed all ten of you. 162 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:13,879 - Mmm. - Mm. 163 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,130 Oh, that's so good. Oh, God. 164 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,462 You're never gonna write that new book, honey. Oh! 165 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:20,594 I'm having lunch with my agent today. 166 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,799 - Oh, God. - We'll be going over the new book. 167 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,010 - It's not written yet. - Of course not. 168 00:11:25,058 --> 00:11:27,301 I think this is gonna be a good one, baby. 169 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,749 Well, make sure it doesn't take too long. 170 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,605 I want everything to go perfectly 171 00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:34,606 for Heather's wedding today. 172 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,438 - I'm so fucking on time. - Uh-uh. 173 00:11:36,486 --> 00:11:38,149 I'm the last guy you got to worry about. 174 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,688 - No. Sweetie, seriously. - Mm. Mm? 175 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,697 You cannot be late. Okay? 176 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,076 Because you just can't. 177 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,783 - Okay. - I'm not gonna be late, sweetie. 178 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,697 I forgot to tell you that, uh, I invited 179 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,101 - your mother to the wedding. - Mm-hmm. 180 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,288 Oh, and... 181 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:54,043 and Heather's not wearing the white dress. 182 00:11:54,087 --> 00:11:56,671 She's gone with the oyster one with the pearls. 183 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,129 Oh, sh... Oh. 184 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,043 Oh, you can go, Akiko. 185 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,615 - Thank you, ma'am. - Oh, that's right-right... 186 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,004 Right there, honey. 187 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,799 Oh, Moondog. 188 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:09,514 It's so nice of 'Rie to let us have the wedding at his place. 189 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,394 He's really pulled out all the stops. 190 00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:12,725 The Lingerie Doggy Dogg. 191 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,061 He got ordained just for the event. 192 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,975 Dearly beloved... 193 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,735 No, I wouldn't say that shit like that. 194 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,942 Players and playettes. 195 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:26,701 Today, we have this man coming for this woman. 196 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:29,238 Bitch, now, you know you're too young to be married, right? 197 00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:31,451 You got a lot of living to do, baby. 198 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,707 Ain't nobody even made 199 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,085 your little pink tweeter squirt yet, huh? 200 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,398 You need to settle down somewhere 201 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,129 and run for the motherfucking hills. 202 00:12:38,173 --> 00:12:40,711 Shit, I got sidetracked for a minute. 203 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,461 Fuck! 204 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,379 You know, it breaks my heart, Moondog. 205 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,720 It breaks my heart 'cause you a motherfucking has-been, boy. 206 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,306 Whatever the fuck that is. Is that a bad thing? 207 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,346 Goddamn, it's a bad thing, Moondog. 208 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,389 As you're forever aging, I feel obliged 209 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,432 to be truthful with you at all times. 210 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,192 - Hey, you're a shitty agent. - It's sad, Moondog. 211 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,775 You used to be a motherfucking ATM for me, boy. 212 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:06,738 You have pissed away your talent on women and booze 213 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,743 and total excess. 214 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,950 Now you're talking. Yeah, all those things, 215 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,412 that's what feeds the juices up here in my noggin, man. 216 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:14,825 Through my loins, up the autobahn. 217 00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:16,538 My spirit and mind, man. 218 00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:19,125 I-I'm... I'm moist right now. I'm lubricated. 219 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,755 Yeah, but you the fastest horse in my stable, boy. 220 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,793 You think I want to take a motherfucking shotgun, 221 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,711 put it in your mouth, blow your brains 222 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,379 all over my nice motherfucking clothes? 223 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,798 That's the fucking Lewis I'm talking about. 224 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,591 You think I want to do that? 225 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,976 You was a revolutionary writer. 226 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,264 You were a radical. 227 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,602 Your words meant something to people. 228 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,812 Either way, it's a good thing I'm rich, Lewis. 229 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,649 Especially since I'm well hung. 230 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,403 You ain't rich, Moondog. 231 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,190 Your wife's rich. 232 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,482 That's true. 233 00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:49,572 And it's been a while since I had you in there, 234 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,905 but you ain't well hung, boy! 235 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,116 - Get in there. Get in there. - You ain't well hung! 236 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,327 - Get in there. Come on. - I mean, goddamn. God... 237 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,459 San Francisco standoff, baby? 238 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,792 Oh! 239 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,817 I read in The Pelican today Heather's getting married. 240 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,207 It's a big day. 241 00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:06,592 Yeah. This afternoon, handing her off. 242 00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:07,969 Well, congratulations. 243 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,676 And you know what? I worked through it. 244 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,590 And I'm not even upset even a little bit 245 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,803 that I was not included in the ceremonies. 246 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,594 Oh, you thought you'd be included? 247 00:14:15,645 --> 00:14:17,729 No, well, I-I... like I said, 248 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:21,312 I-I'm busy anyway, so like I said, I'm-I'm not offended. 249 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,104 And-and I just want to be clear, this doesn't have to do, uh... 250 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,734 Oh, when you walked in on her, saw that... 251 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,764 - I didn't know she was changing. - She said you stayed 252 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,245 a little longer than a few seconds. 253 00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:34,325 Well... 254 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,490 I used to mix signals back then. 255 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,828 Hey, man. - It was a... it-it was a confusing time. 256 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,789 I would misread things often, and... 257 00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:43,455 Whatever raises your skirt, man. It never bothered me. 258 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,091 Well, I'm busy regardless, so I-I could not attend 259 00:14:46,134 --> 00:14:48,751 even if you... if people had a change of heart. 260 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:52,469 I-I'm-I'm-I'm... have other obligations. 261 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,303 - Sweet-ass, man. - Yeah. 262 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:56,163 Hey, here's your ball, man. Let's knock this fucker 263 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,039 back on the fairway and get a good lie. - Yeah. 264 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,524 - Name is? - Shardanne. 265 00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:05,605 Now, how does that say "Shardanne" 266 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,479 all the way up the middle of your thigh? 267 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,193 You know what my horoscope said? 268 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,198 "Don't play with matches." 269 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:15,363 You don't have to, 'cause the fire's already lit, sweetie. 270 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,326 Little veils behind... 271 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,082 And you got a lot of great things going on all over 272 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,495 - your B-O-D-Y right now. - Mm. 273 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,708 - I got leopard. - Leopard? 274 00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:27,841 - Yeah. - I've got volcano orange. 275 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,721 ♪ The mountain is high ♪ 276 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,855 ♪ The valley is low, and you're confused ♪ 277 00:15:42,899 --> 00:15:44,982 I love you. You're so crazy. 278 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,734 ♪ On which way to go ♪ 279 00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:48,465 ♪ So I've come here ♪ 280 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,446 ♪ To give you a hand ♪ 281 00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:51,947 ♪ And lead you into... ♪ 282 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:55,282 Oh, what are you making back there, a salad? 283 00:15:55,328 --> 00:15:57,195 ♪ Come on and take a free ride ♪ 284 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,581 ♪ Free ride ♪ 285 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,991 ♪ Come on and sit here by my side... ♪ 286 00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:03,784 What are you making, a burger back there? 287 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,419 Ooh! 288 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,922 ♪ Free ride... ♪ 289 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,096 ♪ Who do you suppose ♪ 290 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,928 ♪ I really love... ♪ 291 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,931 Hello? 292 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:25,940 - Moondog. Where are you? - Hey. 293 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,692 Yeah. Yeah. 294 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,215 Oh, hey, hey, baby. Uh, right around the corner. 295 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,071 Finished up a little yoga class. 296 00:16:32,115 --> 00:16:33,947 A little downward doggystyle. 297 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,386 You are gonna miss our daughter's wedding. 298 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,198 No, I wouldn't miss it for the world. 299 00:16:38,246 --> 00:16:40,455 Uh, look, I'm right around the corner, honey. 300 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,621 The limp-dick groom is melting down. 301 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,040 Okay, well, hurry up, please. 302 00:16:50,091 --> 00:16:52,004 - I love you, baby. - You're stressing me. 303 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,114 - I'm on my way! - Okay, because the wedding is starting. 304 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,802 Lingerie? Let's hit it, baby. 305 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,432 Love between a boy and a girl can be so wonderful. 306 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,434 Especially when it's a girl that I've known 307 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,016 ever since she was born. 308 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,147 - Aw. - Heather, you know I love you 309 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,979 and I love your family, and I'm so happy 310 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,518 to see you get married today. 311 00:17:09,569 --> 00:17:11,527 To him. 312 00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,438 And you got to be ready to take on everything 313 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,718 that she stands for, and that includes her... 314 00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:15,823 What are you doing? 315 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:17,554 - You're going too fast. - What the...? 316 00:17:17,577 --> 00:17:19,661 Bye, Mom. 317 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:21,491 Whoa! No! 318 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,327 - Oh! - Damn, Dog! 319 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,584 I'm just kidding, sweetie. That's not my mom. 320 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,210 You know that. Mm. How are you? 321 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,211 - Good. I... - Hey, can I borrow that, Linge'? 322 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,623 - Sir, yes, sir. - All right, see, 323 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,632 everyone knows this is my daughter. 324 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,087 Me and my Minnie-boo's daughter. 325 00:17:34,135 --> 00:17:35,923 Aw. 326 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:38,075 And we're gonna be handing away the bride to be, right now, 327 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,011 - a little family tradition we got before we... - Hi. 328 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:42,892 ...hand over any daughters in our family. 329 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,347 We just got to... 330 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,480 - Wait. - ...lightly check the package. 331 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,186 - What are you doing? - The other side. That's not bad. 332 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,021 Like five inches flaccid. 333 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,027 Ah, Mr. 'Rie, your mic, sir. 334 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,028 Thank you. Pardon the interruption. 335 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,051 I would like to thank Mr. Moondog for that presentation. 336 00:17:58,493 --> 00:18:02,077 Today, dearly beloved, we come together 337 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:05,662 to give Heather to Mr. Limpy. 338 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,201 You in a world of motherfucking problems with this family. 339 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,836 They fucked-up. 340 00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:14,068 Is that the motherfucking Moondog? 341 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,336 The one and only Palmia, Lingerie. 342 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,299 Moondog, be careful. 343 00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:21,931 This here, I can't even explain it, man. 344 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,968 This is sort of kind of like a hallucinogenic. 345 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:26,478 - Yeah, you see... - You gonna see all kind of shit, man. 346 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,307 - for 16 weeks? - Uh-huh. 347 00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:32,645 This is that thing. 348 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,278 Wait, wait, wait. Be careful, Dog. 349 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,191 You about to go to a place you never been before. 350 00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,325 That shit don't come with seat belts. 351 00:18:40,368 --> 00:18:41,859 He almost ruined the whole day. 352 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,278 Don't say that. 353 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,413 No, it was fun. 354 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,494 - He's fucked-up, Mom. - Ah... 355 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:50,501 - It's just Moondog. - Don't make excuses for him. 356 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,128 You just kind of have to accept that he's... 357 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,836 he's from another dimension. He really is. 358 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,501 And you have to love him for it. I do. 359 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,590 You and Limp-Dick are gonna have to accept that. 360 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,971 No, but I do think Moondog's mother coddled him way too much. 361 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,509 I've told her this before. I mean, 362 00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:08,932 he wore a diaper until he was eight. 363 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,268 Honestly, I think she put brandy in his little bottle. 364 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,276 Man, my nu... ah... my nuts are throbbing right now. 365 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,488 First time I hit this shit, nigga went in a coma. 366 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,528 I forgot how to motherfucking breathe. 367 00:19:24,579 --> 00:19:27,913 - What you see? - 15 lights and 39 ladies. 368 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:34,997 What about those cartoons right there? Can you see 'em? 369 00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:37,836 Are we looking at the same screen? 370 00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,345 Are you sleeping with Lingerie? 371 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,176 Yes, yes. 372 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,090 And he's a wonderful lover. 373 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,805 Does Dad know? 374 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,845 Your father wouldn't mind, darling. 375 00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:52,480 Your father goes away. You know, 'Rie is... 376 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,561 Whoa. 377 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,815 Um, I think it was just 'Rie's been there. 378 00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:03,778 I mean, at your third birthday, 379 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,319 it was 'Rie who brought the pony in. 380 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,328 I remember. 381 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,933 - And he blew out my candles. - Exactly. 382 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,951 Well, he was stoned. 383 00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:13,602 What's happening down here, cap? 384 00:20:13,628 --> 00:20:15,290 Just fuck with me one time, Dog. 385 00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:18,627 You gonna love this. Slide in where you ride in, Dog. 386 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,713 What the fuck? 387 00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:24,846 Moondog, welcome to the NASA Command Center 388 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,721 of Mary Jane. 389 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,555 This shit only grows 390 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,890 in an isolated pond in Jamaica. 391 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:36,308 It sprouts out of a pink fluorescent moss patch. 392 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,101 Pink fluorescent? 393 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,316 Mm, mm, mm. 394 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,945 This weed here, it's so good, 395 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,983 it could make a motherfucker yearn for the afterlife. 396 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,698 It could send you to the outer limits of humanity. 397 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,912 That's the keys and the trees to my success. 398 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,497 'Cause once a year, I fly to Jamaica, 399 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:03,501 They turn their cheek this way, and we fly off that way. 400 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,761 - Get out. - Mm-hmm. 401 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,306 You don't remember this, but the day you were born 402 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,346 and you came out of your mother's womb, 403 00:21:14,397 --> 00:21:17,856 I was there between your legs, and your head came out 404 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,858 nice and smooth, with guts all over it. 405 00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:21,941 And it was a bloody mess, but it was poetry. 406 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,855 Aw. - - I saw your face, 407 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:27,196 but I didn't quite see your eyes until I stuck my pinky finger 408 00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:30,202 in this, like, placenta veil and peeled it back over your face 409 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,203 and there you were. 410 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,912 And that's when I put my hands on both sides of your head 411 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,326 and escorted you into this world. 412 00:21:36,377 --> 00:21:37,960 Aw. 413 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,247 I want to say... 414 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,211 What's your name again? For real. 415 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,421 - Frank. - Frank. 416 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,929 - Franky B. - Now... 417 00:21:47,972 --> 00:21:50,009 I give you my daughter to put your hands 418 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,924 and take her into the rest of the world. 419 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,343 - Aw. - Thank you. 420 00:21:53,394 --> 00:21:55,557 Beautiful. 421 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,726 Love you. 422 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,619 Oh, shit. 423 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,297 In the dusk, you see... you see that woman? 424 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,876 She's singing to us. 425 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:28,296 Calling us back over the... vistas of our past 426 00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:31,885 right back to the child who huddles under the piano. 427 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:36,974 He's sitting there with the boom of the tingling strings. 428 00:22:37,021 --> 00:22:39,638 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got his hand... 429 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,307 he's got his hand on it. 430 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:45,148 On the foot of his mother. 431 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:50,282 And she smiles as she sings. 432 00:22:50,326 --> 00:22:55,742 And in spite of myself, the insidious mastery of song 433 00:22:55,790 --> 00:23:00,035 has betrayed me back once again, 434 00:23:00,086 --> 00:23:02,829 till the heart of me... 435 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,169 ...where I weep to belong. 436 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,256 Oh. 437 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:13,345 That is the most brilliant shit I've ever heard. 438 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,259 You wrote that? 439 00:23:20,481 --> 00:23:24,646 - Yeah, I did. - That is some wild shit, Dog. 440 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:28,063 Glad you like it, man. I wrote that in my younger years. 441 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,980 Whew. 442 00:23:33,244 --> 00:23:37,034 Actually, a guy named D.H. Lawrence wrote it, 443 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,789 all right, but I stole it and plagiarized it 444 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:43,077 in my seventh grade poetry contest, and guess what. 445 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:48,666 I won that motherfucker. 446 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,301 - Moondog, you my motherfucker. - Hey, hey. 447 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:54,384 Family and friends, 448 00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:58,221 thank you for coming and sharing this perfect day with us. 449 00:23:58,269 --> 00:24:00,511 This day has been off the hook, am I right? 450 00:24:02,106 --> 00:24:05,474 And, Heather, you're my angel. 451 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,769 Thanks. 452 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:37,848 Where have you been? 453 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,134 Waiting for you. 454 00:24:40,186 --> 00:24:42,144 Have you seen Moondog, darling? 455 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,351 No, I haven't, but what I do know is 456 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,642 when I don't see him, and I see you, 457 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,980 that means there's more time for us. 458 00:24:56,662 --> 00:25:00,451 ♪ Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick ♪ 459 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,866 ♪ The one that makes me scream, she said ♪ 460 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:07,127 ♪ The one that makes me laugh, she said ♪ 461 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,960 ♪ Threw her arms around my neck ♪ 462 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,625 ♪ Show me how you do it ♪ 463 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,714 ♪ And I'll promise you ♪ 464 00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:18,597 ♪ I'll promise that I'll run away with you ♪ 465 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,724 ♪ I'll run away with you... ♪ 466 00:25:24,522 --> 00:25:26,388 Wow. 467 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:42,701 ♪ Searching for my lost shaker of salt ♪ 468 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,741 You need some help, man? 469 00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:46,704 ♪ Some people claim ♪ 470 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:48,415 Sir, are you okay? 471 00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:51,251 ♪ That there's a woman to blame ♪ 472 00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:52,915 ♪ But I know ♪ 473 00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:57,136 ♪ It's nobody's fault ♪ 474 00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:03,017 ♪ Don't know the reason ♪ 475 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,183 ♪ Stayed here all season ♪ 476 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:12,560 ♪ Nothing to show but this brand-new tattoo ♪ 477 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,607 ♪ But it's a real beauty ♪ 478 00:26:19,994 --> 00:26:22,237 ♪ A Mexican cutie ♪ 479 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:27,913 ♪ How it got here I haven't a clue ♪ 480 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,962 ♪ Wastin' away again in Margaritaville ♪ 481 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:43,392 ♪ Searching for my lost shaker of salt ♪ 482 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,393 ♪ Some people claim that there's ♪ 483 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:53,105 ♪ A woman to blame ♪ 484 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:56,237 ♪ Now I think ♪ 485 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,943 ♪ Hell, it could be my fault... ♪ 486 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:02,076 ♪ The only two things in life ♪ 487 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,737 ♪ That make it worth living ♪ 488 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:09,451 ♪ Is guitars that tune good and firm-feeling women ♪ 489 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:12,836 ♪ I don't need my name in the marquee lights ♪ 490 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,463 ♪ I got my song ♪ 491 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:18,468 ♪ And I got you with me tonight ♪ 492 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:21,846 ♪ Maybe it's time we got back ♪ 493 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,759 ♪ To the basics of love ♪ 494 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,804 ♪ Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas ♪ 495 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:32,315 ♪ With Waylon and Willie and the boys ♪ 496 00:27:35,444 --> 00:27:37,686 ♪ This successful life we're living ♪ 497 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:41,607 ♪ Got us feuding like the Hatfields and McCoys... ♪ 498 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,201 You know, I-I knew... 499 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:51,710 I knew Minnie was fucking Lingerie. 500 00:27:51,752 --> 00:27:54,211 You know how sometimes you just... you just know? 501 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:55,587 You know, one always knows, right? 502 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:56,859 They don't even have an explanation. 503 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,750 They just know. 504 00:27:58,801 --> 00:28:02,010 Like you two... you probably just know, right? 505 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:05,013 Huh? Mwah. 506 00:28:05,057 --> 00:28:07,424 Tricks of the trade you got going on? 507 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,767 Moondog. 508 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:14,182 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 509 00:28:14,233 --> 00:28:16,851 Minnie-Minnie-boo-boo. 510 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:18,691 Minnie-Minnie-boo. 511 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,821 I knew I'd find you here, darling. 512 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:28,121 You're fucking stunning. 513 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,201 God was having a good fucking day 514 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:33,993 when he made the Minnie-boo, huh, didn't he? 515 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,255 I think it's their anniversary, and if it's not, it ought to be. 516 00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:39,086 Oh, happy anniversary. 517 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,756 Sweetie, don't be insincere with strangers. 518 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:44,260 It doesn't look good on you. 519 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,673 - Let's go driving! - You want to go driving? 520 00:28:46,724 --> 00:28:48,842 - Let's go. - Let me grab my beer. 521 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:53,104 Happy anniversary, yo. 522 00:28:53,147 --> 00:28:55,855 ♪ I remember when I was a little girl ♪ 523 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:58,188 ♪ Our house caught on fire ♪ 524 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,694 ♪ I'll never forget the look on my father's face ♪ 525 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,777 ♪ As he gathered me up in his arms and raced ♪ 526 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:07,317 ♪ Through the burning building out on the pavement ♪ 527 00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:10,078 ♪ And I stood there shivering in my pajamas ♪ 528 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:13,615 ♪ And watched the whole world go up in flames ♪ 529 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:18,209 ♪ And when it was all over I said to myself ♪ 530 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,964 ♪ Is that all there is to a fire? ♪ 531 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:26,046 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 532 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:32,510 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 533 00:29:32,561 --> 00:29:37,102 ♪ If that's all there is, my friends ♪ 534 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:41,394 ♪ Then let's keep dancing ♪ 535 00:29:41,445 --> 00:29:45,029 ♪ Let's break out the booze ♪ 536 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:48,693 ♪ And have a ball ♪ 537 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,536 ♪ If that's all ♪ 538 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:59,412 ♪ There is ♪ 539 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,375 ♪ And then I fell in love ♪ 540 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:08,387 ♪ With the most wonderful boy in the world ♪ 541 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:11,095 ♪ We'd take long walks down by the river ♪ 542 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:15,353 ♪ Or just sit for hours gazing into each other's eyes ♪ 543 00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:17,354 ♪ We were so very much in love ♪ 544 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:22,776 ♪ And then one day he went away ♪ 545 00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,813 ♪ And I thought I'd die ♪ 546 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,778 ♪ But I didn't ♪ 547 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:31,115 ♪ And when I didn't, I said to myself ♪ 548 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,701 ♪ Is that all there is to love? ♪ 549 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,583 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 550 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,544 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 551 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:46,338 ♪ If that's all there is, my friends ♪ 552 00:30:46,385 --> 00:30:48,719 ♪ Then let's keep ♪ 553 00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:52,007 ♪ I know what you must be saying to yourselves ♪ 554 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:54,142 ♪ If that's the way she feels about it ♪ 555 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:57,223 ♪ Why doesn't she just end it all? ♪ 556 00:30:57,271 --> 00:31:00,015 ♪ Oh, no, not me ♪ 557 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:03,355 ♪ I'm not ready for that final disappointment ♪ 558 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:05,269 ♪ 'Cause I know ♪ 559 00:31:05,321 --> 00:31:08,655 ♪ Just as well as I'm standing here talking to you ♪ 560 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,612 ♪ That when that final moment comes ♪ 561 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,277 ♪ And I'm breathing my last breath ♪ 562 00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:16,073 ♪ I'll be saying to myself ♪ 563 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,241 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 564 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:22,703 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 565 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,836 ♪ If that's all there is ♪ 566 00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:29,172 ♪ My friends ♪ 567 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:33,431 ♪ Then let's keep dancing ♪ 568 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:36,218 ♪ Let's break out the booze ♪ 569 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:40,012 ♪ And have a ball ♪ 570 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:45,609 ♪ If that's all ♪ 571 00:31:46,904 --> 00:31:49,647 ♪ There ♪ 572 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,565 ♪ Is. ♪ 573 00:32:07,174 --> 00:32:08,507 Where's Minnie? 574 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:15,469 Watch it. 575 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:17,724 - Got it? - Yep. 576 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,136 Airbag deployed. Possible chest trauma. 577 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,557 Jesse, pull her in place, please. 578 00:32:25,609 --> 00:32:26,851 Trauma Two's been prepped. 579 00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:29,566 Hold door. 580 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,820 Trauma Two. 581 00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:32,402 Watch yourselves. Coming through. 582 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,317 Pull her in place, please. 583 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:05,689 - Hey. - Hey. Hey. 584 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,859 Stay there. 585 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:14,023 Aw. 586 00:33:17,119 --> 00:33:21,034 Mmm, boop, boop, boop, mmm. 587 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:25,497 What do you want to do? 588 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:29,630 - I... - What do you want to do? 589 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,211 You're such a fuckup. 590 00:33:48,734 --> 00:33:51,102 Mm... 591 00:33:51,153 --> 00:33:53,645 Aw, Minnie-boo. 592 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,286 And through Almighty God, we commend the soul 593 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,000 of our departed sister, 594 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:12,835 and we commit her body to the ground. 595 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,001 Earth to earth. Ashes to ashes. 596 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,090 Dust to dust. 597 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:22,224 Minnie was a fine woman, and we, her family and friends, 598 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:24,476 are blessed to have known her. 599 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,432 In the fullness of time, 600 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,722 and with the help of the good Lord, 601 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:31,188 we shall all be with her again. 602 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,943 Until that time, 603 00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:36,402 may the blessings of God Almighty, the Father... 604 00:34:56,552 --> 00:34:58,670 How you doing, honey? 605 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,679 - I'm okay. - Mm. 606 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:04,057 I'm okay. How are you? 607 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:18,155 "When I was born, I was happy. 608 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:20,565 I was born on the ocean in a gigantic boat." 609 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,860 Big fuckin' boat. 610 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,617 "My parents were fishermen. 611 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:26,201 "Both were great long-distance runners. 612 00:35:26,248 --> 00:35:28,661 "I was read to as a child, 613 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:31,998 "mostly books about survival and contortion. 614 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:34,003 "I drank off the teats of caribou. 615 00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:37,166 "Scrumptious. Tasted like jasmine and cupcakes. 616 00:35:37,217 --> 00:35:39,755 - 'Cause I remember..." - Fuckin' good, Moondog. 617 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,170 "I lived through several wars. 618 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,338 "They were never fun. 619 00:35:42,389 --> 00:35:43,755 "Why? 'Cause I was shot at. 620 00:35:43,807 --> 00:35:45,469 "But I fuckin' returned fire. 621 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,009 "I wrote letters to loved ones. 622 00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:48,331 "I memorized winter haiku. 623 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:49,766 "I played games with myself. 624 00:35:49,813 --> 00:35:51,806 "Counted the lily pads. Stared in the mirror. 625 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:56,068 I did what I had to do... to keep going." 626 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,320 - Damn, I was good, man. - "I made sandwiches. 627 00:35:58,364 --> 00:35:59,822 "I played the dance. It was hot. 628 00:35:59,865 --> 00:36:02,108 "It was dry. It was raining, it was not. 629 00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:04,039 I was fluent in all things dealing with nature." 630 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:06,949 That's great poetry. 631 00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:24,221 Dot, dot, dot, dot. 632 00:36:24,264 --> 00:36:28,304 Come on, what's "nothing" mean, huh? 633 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:29,594 Nothing. That's what it means. 634 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,059 Not a single cent until... 635 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:34,143 Till what? 636 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,980 You got to publish your novel, or you get nothing. 637 00:36:40,197 --> 00:36:42,280 Uh... 638 00:36:42,324 --> 00:36:45,443 Minnie always had a feeling she was gonna die before you. 639 00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:47,577 She used to call me up in a panic. 640 00:36:47,621 --> 00:36:49,739 Someone did her tarot cards. 641 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,329 Predicted it all. Freaked her out. 642 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:53,788 But she was right, I guess. 643 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:56,625 Her will is very precise. 644 00:36:56,672 --> 00:36:59,085 Minnie had a will. 645 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,126 Motherfucker, that's weird. 646 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:02,963 Yes, she did. 647 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,157 She was concerned that if anything ever happened to her, 648 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,137 you'd piss away her family's fortune. 649 00:37:07,182 --> 00:37:09,344 And she wanted you to finally publish your novel. 650 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,010 - Poems. - Whatever. 651 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:15,431 I write poetry, you little bitch. 652 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:18,065 Until then, half of everything goes to Heather. 653 00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:21,103 And the other half of yours sits frozen in escrow 654 00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:22,862 for a bit of time 655 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,239 until you fulfill the requirements stated here. 656 00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:27,652 Ah, it's about time you guys got here. 657 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,911 I'm gonna need some help carrying my luggage. 658 00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,992 If you're coming in, kick off your shoes. 659 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,704 Effective immediately, you can go back to your home 660 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,646 and get your typewriter and some crappy underwear, 661 00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:38,411 but that's it. 662 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,456 You're now persona non grata. 663 00:37:40,507 --> 00:37:42,670 Minnie owned everything. Everything was in her name. 664 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,711 You're now, basically, a bum. 665 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,255 She owned the cars, the clothes, 666 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:50,550 the houses, country club memberships, 667 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:51,934 cats and dogs. 668 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,389 She did not own all the cats. 669 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,724 Minnie loved you very much. 670 00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:57,936 She just hated seeing you throw it all away. 671 00:37:57,983 --> 00:38:02,103 Thank you, Minnie-boo! 672 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,239 Fuck you as well. 673 00:38:05,282 --> 00:38:06,693 I mean, to be fair, there's a lot 674 00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:08,780 of bad guys out there, right? 675 00:38:08,827 --> 00:38:11,320 You guys are with me in my wife's closet. 676 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,706 This is what you went to the academy, 677 00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:18,369 though, for, right, shit like this? 678 00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:21,539 Look after guys like me at times like this. 679 00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:23,206 You never know when you're gonna catch 680 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,342 a fully dressed man unarmed. 681 00:38:25,385 --> 00:38:27,422 I'm gonna wear my Minnie-boo's Uggs. 682 00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:31,382 Wear them in her memory. 683 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,518 She had abnormally large feet. 684 00:38:36,271 --> 00:38:37,853 Great fuckin' style. 685 00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:39,856 See those books? 686 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,768 I wrote those. 687 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:45,813 You're probably not big readers, are you? 688 00:38:45,864 --> 00:38:47,902 That's cool. There's no pressure. 689 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:52,987 Alvarez, I wrote that one for you. 690 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,449 José! 691 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:56,456 Listen, I'm gonna take a little leave of absence. 692 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,244 But I left you a little bushel of the sticky-icky 693 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:00,411 that you like, huh. 694 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:01,748 I can't tell you where it is, 695 00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:03,567 'cause these guys might go and try and smoke it, 696 00:39:03,590 --> 00:39:05,126 but it's the same place as last time. 697 00:39:05,175 --> 00:39:06,257 Keep the pool hot. 698 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:07,759 I put it at 120 for you. 699 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:08,989 That's what I'm talking about. 700 00:39:09,012 --> 00:39:10,925 Keep it there, baby, and add the chlorine, 701 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:12,701 'cause I may have a gangbang when I get back. 702 00:39:12,724 --> 00:39:13,764 I will invite your mother. 703 00:39:13,809 --> 00:39:15,371 - Thank you, Mr. Moondog. - Wish me luck. 704 00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:16,871 I'm off to write the next great American novel. 705 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:17,896 Will do. Thank you, sir. 706 00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:19,601 Mom did this for a reason. 707 00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:22,266 I-I'm not gonna let you stay here. 708 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:25,061 - Okay. - Dad, sorry. 709 00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:26,695 How about just loaning me a little bit? 710 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,050 Just a little bit of spending cash 711 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,940 so I can get by for a week or two. 712 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:32,530 Dad, I just... I'll be here for you, 713 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,865 but just don't come back till you're ready. 714 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,701 Honey, I'm not asking for the world here. 715 00:39:36,748 --> 00:39:39,536 I'm just asking for a wee bit of compassion 716 00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:40,996 for your father. 717 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,161 I know, but when's it gonna end? 718 00:39:43,213 --> 00:39:44,650 You're gonna keep coming back and asking me 719 00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:46,130 for more and more and more. 720 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,211 Dad, I love you, but I can't do that. 721 00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:50,923 - Okay. - I just can't. I... 722 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:52,838 Just come back when you're ready, but I... 723 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,472 Okay, I understand. 724 00:39:54,516 --> 00:39:56,099 - I'm sorry. - I understand. 725 00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:58,351 Don't apologize, sweetie. 726 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,012 You'll see. 727 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:04,858 I'll be back, better than ever. 728 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,360 Back so good you're gonna see that I was never gone 729 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,940 in the first place. 730 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:10,447 I love you, Dad. I'm sorry. 731 00:40:10,490 --> 00:40:12,483 I love you. 732 00:40:12,534 --> 00:40:14,742 I still don't understand how you married 733 00:40:14,786 --> 00:40:17,153 this milk-drinking closet case. 734 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,601 - I mean, look at him. - Closet case? 735 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,161 He's got no magic, he's got no style. 736 00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:22,371 He's dressed up like a JV cheerleader. 737 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,956 I had high hopes for you, Heather. 738 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,336 High fuckin' hopes. 739 00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:26,666 Fuck off! Get out of here, 740 00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,923 you fuckin'... turd! 741 00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:30,675 It's okay. 742 00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,054 Sorry, he just makes me crazy. 743 00:40:34,097 --> 00:40:38,559 He may be a jerk, but he's a great man. 744 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:40,844 He's brilliant. 745 00:40:40,896 --> 00:40:43,480 I mean, you'll never be great or brilliant. 746 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,271 You're dependable. 747 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:51,445 Oh, thanks. 748 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:11,342 ♪ Two times twice. ♪ 749 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:13,126 Like that, I like that, I like that. 750 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,340 Look, Lewis, I'm a bit destitute, man. 751 00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:17,847 Float me enough cash to get back down to the Keys 752 00:41:17,891 --> 00:41:20,224 so I can buy the fun goodies that make me 753 00:41:20,268 --> 00:41:21,510 smile and laugh all day. 754 00:41:21,561 --> 00:41:22,893 Is that so much to ask? 755 00:41:22,938 --> 00:41:24,458 I can't do it for you, Big Papa. 756 00:41:24,481 --> 00:41:26,565 I can't, because you know what? 757 00:41:26,608 --> 00:41:28,396 I've been waiting for ages, and I ain't 758 00:41:28,443 --> 00:41:29,797 - getting no pages, sweet tooth. - Mm-hmm. 759 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:31,311 I can't do it. 760 00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:33,320 That's a good... that's a good point. 761 00:41:33,365 --> 00:41:34,527 Yeah, it is a good point. 762 00:41:34,574 --> 00:41:36,190 That's why I made it, you dumb fuck. 763 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:39,282 I'm not asking you to part the fuckin' Red Sea for me. 764 00:41:39,329 --> 00:41:41,242 I'm asking you for enough loot to set me up 765 00:41:41,289 --> 00:41:43,702 for a few weeks here so I can have my daily goodies. 766 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,833 Little booze, little weed, a little poontang. 767 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:46,878 That's not asking too much. 768 00:41:46,878 --> 00:41:48,585 And since you're saying you won't, 769 00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:51,123 then do your fuckin' job and just get me a gig, you know? 770 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:52,710 Fuck, I'll speak anywhere. 771 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,923 Get me set up at a church, a public library, 772 00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:57,429 a retirement home, Mapco! 773 00:41:57,472 --> 00:41:58,992 And they can pump their gas, and they hear me 774 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,244 through the little speaker up there. 775 00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,536 The little aluminum thing. I don't give a fuck. 776 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:02,768 Oh, my God. 777 00:42:02,811 --> 00:42:04,599 Call my motherfuckin' chiropractor. 778 00:42:04,646 --> 00:42:07,481 My back is gonna be fucked up tomorrow. 779 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,516 I can... 780 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:11,231 I'm not even sure what he's, like... 781 00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:13,440 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 782 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,981 Is friendship about "I need something from you"? 783 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:19,367 Do you understand what I'm talking about, Bertie? 784 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,119 Civility. 785 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:22,405 Yes. 786 00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:24,619 It makes complete sense, man. 787 00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:27,956 I have real clients up for literary awards. 788 00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:31,496 I'm sending faxes at my office. 789 00:42:31,548 --> 00:42:33,460 Hello? 790 00:42:35,177 --> 00:42:38,137 Motherfucker hung up on me. Oh, my God. 791 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,844 What's going on, guys? 792 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:48,514 Hey, is, uh, Linger' in? 793 00:42:48,565 --> 00:42:50,148 Nah. 794 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:52,434 - Lingerie's not in? - No. 795 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:54,523 - Where is he? - Jamaica. 796 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,985 Ah, the Magical Stoner. 797 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,405 I get your drift, man. 798 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,322 Your silence is code with me. 799 00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:07,456 So, what's with the guns? 800 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:10,335 Huh? 801 00:43:10,378 --> 00:43:13,291 You guys ever watch Magnum, P.I.? 802 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,753 It's based on my life. 803 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:17,384 I watch it all the time. 804 00:43:17,427 --> 00:43:19,545 It's like looking in the fucking mirror. 805 00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:26,764 All right, catch you later. 806 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:29,889 Mm. 807 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:33,025 Hey, let him know Moondog came by, huh? 808 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:08,681 "The wind, the rain, the star, the bird, 809 00:44:08,728 --> 00:44:11,141 "the clock will answer you: 810 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:13,273 "'Get drunk, good man. 811 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:16,606 "'Do not be martyred slaves of Time. 812 00:44:16,653 --> 00:44:19,567 Get drunk and stay drunk!'" 813 00:44:19,614 --> 00:44:21,572 Is that poetry? 814 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:24,108 Of course it's poetry, you toothless, illiterate chump. 815 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:26,494 - It's Baudelaire. - Here's a poem. 816 00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,451 - Come on. - It goes... 817 00:44:39,302 --> 00:44:41,840 Not bad, Phil. Not bad at all. 818 00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:44,425 Hey, who wants to go on a field trip? 819 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:21,684 This your car here? 820 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:24,195 Why did you destroy your own house? 821 00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,447 Eh, I don't... 822 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:29,405 Boredom, I guess? I don't know. 823 00:46:29,452 --> 00:46:33,697 Dad, what is wrong with you? 824 00:46:33,748 --> 00:46:36,161 I'm fine. I'm really better than fine. 825 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,105 It's just, this is another little adventure we're on. 826 00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:39,916 When'd you become such a Republican? 827 00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:41,920 - Republican? - Or whatever. 828 00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,581 Oh, my God. 829 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,090 You know, just getting my groove on. 830 00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:47,628 - Having a little fun. - Your groove? 831 00:46:47,679 --> 00:46:49,467 - Yeah. - What groove? 832 00:46:49,514 --> 00:46:51,222 Honey, honey, honey, whoa, whoa. 833 00:46:51,266 --> 00:46:53,929 When's the last time you laughed, honey? 834 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,594 Phil, Phil, Phil, do the thing. 835 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:57,557 See if you can make my baby laugh. 836 00:46:58,898 --> 00:47:01,311 Hi, Heather. 837 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,817 I am Toothless Phil. 838 00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:05,570 I am a good friend of your daddy. 839 00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:07,320 We want you to be happy. 840 00:47:07,365 --> 00:47:09,402 We love you just the way you are. 841 00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:11,784 Who's your daddy? 842 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:15,413 Moondog's your daddy. He loves you. 843 00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:16,824 Mm-hmm. 844 00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:18,788 Back again, huh? 845 00:47:18,835 --> 00:47:22,876 Your choice: prison or rehab. 846 00:47:22,922 --> 00:47:25,039 Is there a third option? 847 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:27,128 Nope. Last chance. 848 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:29,545 Rehab it is. Preferably somewhere tropical. 849 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,699 I'm remanding you into the custody of your daughter. 850 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:35,182 She will escort you to a rehab facility now. - Great. 851 00:47:35,226 --> 00:47:37,184 You'll need to spend a mandatory 12 months there 852 00:47:37,228 --> 00:47:38,581 getting your life back together, Moondog. 853 00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:40,597 - 12 days is not a problem. - 12 months. 854 00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:44,976 - Okay. - 12 months? 855 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:47,442 It all stops now... the foolishness. 856 00:47:47,489 --> 00:47:50,197 I understand. I need a change of pace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 857 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,219 And if you mess this up, it's jail time you're getting. 858 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,405 If-if I may suggest, Your Honor. 859 00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:56,195 - Tell her, Moondog! - I was told 860 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,864 of this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands. 861 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,284 It's got an open bar 862 00:48:00,335 --> 00:48:02,498 and 24-hour Thai massage. 863 00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:04,253 A little jerky-jerk to take 864 00:48:04,297 --> 00:48:06,664 the edge off during the detox period. 865 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,835 Drain the old jizz pipe with the antitoxins. 866 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,798 - Excuse me? - All due respect 867 00:48:11,847 --> 00:48:16,012 to my own personal fluid transition into my sobriety. 868 00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:18,347 I want to let you know that the therapeutic value 869 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,012 of a groin massage 870 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:22,851 during the acute withdrawal phase is off the charts 871 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,335 - fucking medicinal. - It's not gonna happen. 872 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,726 Take it easy, Judge! 873 00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:29,112 - It's not gonna happen. - Why you got to be like that? 874 00:48:29,155 --> 00:48:31,864 You know, I was... I was a real fan of your writing, Moondog. 875 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,492 Yeah? 876 00:48:34,536 --> 00:48:37,244 Shut up. 877 00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:39,827 But, you know, it amazes me how someone 878 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:44,119 that can write so beautifully can be so crude and reckless. 879 00:48:44,170 --> 00:48:46,538 Don't you be acting like you knew where the rooster crow. 880 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:48,251 Don't let us down, Moondog. 881 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,632 We're rooting for you. Next. 882 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:52,043 Get him out of here. 883 00:48:52,096 --> 00:48:54,052 Heather, my dear, 884 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:56,965 would you be so kind as to pull over 885 00:48:57,016 --> 00:48:59,554 and get your old man one final beer? 886 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,429 Sure, Dad. 887 00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:06,349 Yeah. Give me a, uh, Lucky Lotto Triple 7 888 00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:08,358 and a... and a cigar, would you? 889 00:49:08,403 --> 00:49:10,235 Sure. 890 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,614 You don't sell acid, do you? 891 00:49:12,657 --> 00:49:14,148 No. 892 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:15,942 That's too bad, man. 893 00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:18,112 This place used to. 894 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:22,990 Did your mother love me? 895 00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,251 Yes, Dad. 896 00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:26,878 She said that? 897 00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:28,538 Of course. 898 00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:30,958 She think I was brilliant? 899 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:32,876 She thought you were a genius. 900 00:49:34,804 --> 00:49:37,889 She said that? 901 00:49:37,932 --> 00:49:41,391 That's why she stayed with you all those years. 902 00:49:41,436 --> 00:49:44,019 And that's why you've always been able 903 00:49:44,063 --> 00:49:45,646 to get away with everything, Dad. 904 00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:51,235 Oh, Minnie-boo. 905 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,396 She had an incredible ass. 906 00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:54,905 Could fellate like a python. 907 00:49:54,949 --> 00:49:57,442 Fuck, she could fellate a python if she... 908 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:01,699 I'm gonna miss her. 909 00:50:07,253 --> 00:50:08,916 Let's go to rehab. 910 00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,797 Mm. I'll try and do better, okay? 911 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,431 - Okay. - Okay. 912 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:21,807 You can do this. 913 00:50:21,851 --> 00:50:23,969 Mm. Okay. All right, Sunrise. 914 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,512 Let's get this party started. 915 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,851 It really wasn't up to me. 916 00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:30,266 You should've heard the judge, man. 917 00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:31,934 She-she swung a hard gavel. 918 00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:33,853 She was a fan of mine, too. 919 00:50:33,905 --> 00:50:35,898 Which is kind of weird, but... 920 00:50:35,949 --> 00:50:37,969 I mean, I wouldn't have come down here like, you know, 921 00:50:37,992 --> 00:50:40,576 if I didn't have a little bit of a nudge, you know? 922 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,829 Well, this lady's very happy that you're here. 923 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:45,456 We have your entire year planned out. 924 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:49,335 So when you leave us, you'll be a changed person. 925 00:50:53,675 --> 00:50:56,384 God, grant me the serenity 926 00:50:56,427 --> 00:50:59,295 to accept the things I cannot change 927 00:50:59,347 --> 00:51:02,931 and the courage to change the things I can 928 00:51:02,976 --> 00:51:04,889 and the wisdom to tell the difference. 929 00:51:10,483 --> 00:51:12,440 Hey, you guys are funny. 930 00:51:12,485 --> 00:51:14,101 Oh, that's such bullshit. 931 00:51:14,153 --> 00:51:16,237 No. 932 00:51:16,282 --> 00:51:18,898 Oh, you fucking talk to yourself. 933 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:21,534 What's up, everybody? Uh, my name is Jason Kravitz. 934 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,320 - Hi, Jason. - Uh, third time here. 935 00:51:23,371 --> 00:51:25,454 What? Who's repeating? Who's repeating? 936 00:51:25,498 --> 00:51:27,081 Ah, you are. 937 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:30,539 Yeah, uh, first time I was here, I was... I was drinking a lot. 938 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:33,126 So I decided to make... make myself a better person. 939 00:51:33,172 --> 00:51:34,755 I decided to come here. 940 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,041 Uh, when I got out, I was good for about six months. 941 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,697 And my friends were like, "Dude, 942 00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:40,489 you don't have to... you don't have to drink to have fun." 943 00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,880 I said, "That's right. 944 00:51:41,931 --> 00:51:44,719 We could do weed or cocaine or heroin." 945 00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:46,724 And we did 'em all. 946 00:51:46,769 --> 00:51:49,728 My dad's a preacher. He's the one that fucking put me in here. 947 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:53,516 - Why? - 'Cause he caught me huffing paint a few times. 948 00:51:53,568 --> 00:51:55,088 Also, I was breaking into people's houses 949 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,398 and just burning shit. 950 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:58,813 Like, nothing real bad. 951 00:51:58,865 --> 00:52:01,074 I love lighting shit on fire. 952 00:52:03,369 --> 00:52:04,985 - Yeah. Eh. - Nobody was home. 953 00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:06,432 We didn't find out the kids were upstairs 954 00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,244 until later, and if I wasn't there, 955 00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:10,409 they would've fucking burned to death. I got 'em out. 956 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:12,021 - From the second floor? - Yeah. Well... 957 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,130 I just went up the stairs. Yeah. - Oh, cool. 958 00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:17,666 ♪ Can you take me higher? ♪ 959 00:52:17,717 --> 00:52:19,300 What kind of music is this? 960 00:52:19,344 --> 00:52:20,835 This is Christian fucking metal, man! 961 00:52:20,887 --> 00:52:22,469 - You like it? - I do! 962 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:24,380 Yeah, this band is from Albuquerque. 963 00:52:24,432 --> 00:52:27,550 The lead singer fucking blew himself up on accident. 964 00:52:27,603 --> 00:52:29,559 - On accident? - Yeah. 965 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:30,811 - Nice. - Fucking gone, dude. 966 00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:32,313 He just disappeared. 967 00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,815 - Fucking weird. - How do you know these guys, man? 968 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:36,817 'Cause I was in a cover band, and goddamn, 969 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:38,978 we used to fucking... 970 00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:43,820 Th-This is good shit. 971 00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,987 You ever think about getting out of here? 972 00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:49,998 Out there is the real world. 973 00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:52,784 In here is the fake world. 974 00:52:52,835 --> 00:52:54,077 All right? 975 00:52:54,128 --> 00:52:55,835 Out there is beautiful. 976 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,793 Things really happen. The seasons change. 977 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,208 Babies are born. 978 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:04,721 Old men wither away and die in the fucking sands of time. 979 00:53:04,764 --> 00:53:06,722 Eloquently put, Flicker. 980 00:53:06,766 --> 00:53:08,974 The choice is yours. 981 00:53:09,018 --> 00:53:10,510 Sell me no more, man. 982 00:53:10,561 --> 00:53:12,599 - Let's blow this fucking joint. - Yeah. 983 00:53:12,648 --> 00:53:14,230 Oh, shit! 984 00:53:17,193 --> 00:53:18,793 You broke the window! 985 00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:21,313 Yes, you! You broke every... now we're gone! 986 00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:24,733 Man, zoom overdrive! Fucking pump this shit, bro! Go! 987 00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:26,070 - Look at that! - Fuck you! 988 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:29,036 Yeah, baby, let's go! 989 00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:32,164 - Hey! - Fucking freedom! 990 00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:34,121 Like, can you feel it, brother? 991 00:53:34,168 --> 00:53:36,034 Love is in the air. 992 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:37,954 See, things happen in the real world. 993 00:53:38,005 --> 00:53:39,793 - Yeah, man. - Look, we're at a wedding, 994 00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:41,253 - and, like, oh, my God. - Uh-huh. 995 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:43,257 - Look at that boat. - Oh, I got your 20. 996 00:53:43,302 --> 00:53:44,838 There you go. Perfect. 997 00:53:44,887 --> 00:53:46,157 - Oh, beautiful couple. - Okay, one more. 998 00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:47,282 Congratulations! 999 00:53:47,306 --> 00:53:49,139 Oh, my God! 1000 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:52,393 - Get, get, get, get, get... - Get back here, asshole! 1001 00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,394 Uh, have a great honeymoon! 1002 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,396 You do look fucking fine. 1003 00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:00,434 Shit. She is fucking hot. 1004 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:04,902 ♪ Yesterday, I got so old ♪ 1005 00:54:04,949 --> 00:54:08,489 ♪ I felt like I could die ♪ 1006 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,947 ♪ It made me want to... ♪ 1007 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,242 'Cause we're free, man. You drove that golf cart 1008 00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:17,251 with the wings of God behind you. 1009 00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:19,273 Let's get up to a little fucking devil's business 1010 00:54:19,297 --> 00:54:20,789 - before we get saved, huh? - Ooh. 1011 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,797 You know the best part about the devil? - Huh? 1012 00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:25,802 Fucking he finds the fun, and then we take Jesus 1013 00:54:25,846 --> 00:54:27,802 and we just ride him all the way to the top. 1014 00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:30,590 'Cause the best part is we can do whatever the fuck we want. 1015 00:54:30,641 --> 00:54:32,724 Jesus already paid for all our sins. 1016 00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:34,204 - Hey, Moondog. - As many as I give... 1017 00:54:34,228 --> 00:54:35,514 Hey, fuck you, pal. 1018 00:54:35,563 --> 00:54:37,429 Moondog! 1019 00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,519 Hey, do that flick thing you do. 1020 00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,025 Wah... 1021 00:54:41,068 --> 00:54:42,605 Boom! 1022 00:54:42,653 --> 00:54:44,440 Yeah, do it again, do it again. 1023 00:54:46,199 --> 00:54:47,782 Fuck! 1024 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:49,943 - ♪ Waited so long... ♪ - I love you, Moondog! 1025 00:54:49,994 --> 00:54:51,577 Dude, you know what we need? 1026 00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:53,157 What? What do we need? 1027 00:54:53,206 --> 00:54:54,822 We need money, man. 1028 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,206 Fucking money. 1029 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:58,367 Goddamn it, you're a fucking genius. 1030 00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,081 I know where we can get some money. 1031 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,291 - Where? - Just follow me, my friend. 1032 00:55:02,340 --> 00:55:03,672 Cool. 1033 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:06,710 ♪ I got two tickets to paradise ♪ 1034 00:55:06,762 --> 00:55:10,550 ♪ Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight ♪ 1035 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:14,559 ♪ I've got two tickets to paradise... ♪ 1036 00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:15,996 Yo, Moondog, Moondog. 1037 00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:17,887 Just hold this, hold this. 1038 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,306 Okay, watch. 1039 00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:21,974 Watch this. Hiya! 1040 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:25,311 All right. I'm so sorry, man. 1041 00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:27,164 You're gonna be fine. We just need this money. 1042 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:31,034 Don't have to take part of this derelict behavior, man. 1043 00:55:31,077 --> 00:55:32,409 Derelict behavior? What are you talking about? 1044 00:55:32,411 --> 00:55:34,139 - Come on, come on, come on. - Hey, Christ already paid 1045 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,557 - for all our fucking sins, man. - Come on, man. 1046 00:55:35,581 --> 00:55:36,581 - Come on, let's go. - Boom! 1047 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,494 - Wait, hold on. - Oh... 1048 00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:39,909 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Fuck. 1049 00:55:39,961 --> 00:55:41,793 No, that was for him when he wakes up, dude. 1050 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,483 - Fuck that. This ain't church, man. - Oh, what the fuck? 1051 00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:45,193 Oh, fucking A, man. You know the best part 1052 00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:46,753 - about God, man? - Hey, assholes! 1053 00:55:46,802 --> 00:55:48,655 Christ was even a sinner, so we clean, man! 1054 00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,510 - That's my money! - We're good to go! 1055 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,800 Yeah! 1056 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,639 ♪ Down in Jamaica ♪ 1057 00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,681 ♪ They got lots of pretty women ♪ 1058 00:56:00,731 --> 00:56:02,313 ♪ Steal your money ♪ 1059 00:56:02,358 --> 00:56:05,396 ♪ Then they break your heart ♪ 1060 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:09,563 ♪ She's in love with old Sam ♪ 1061 00:56:09,615 --> 00:56:13,360 ♪ Take him from the fire into the frying pan ♪ 1062 00:56:13,411 --> 00:56:15,869 ♪ On and on ♪ 1063 00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:19,873 ♪ She just keeps on trying ♪ 1064 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:24,128 ♪ And she smiles when she feels like crying ♪ 1065 00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:28,507 ♪ On and on, on and on, on and on... ♪ 1066 00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:30,338 Oh, my God, you are so beautiful. 1067 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,253 I love you. 1068 00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:36,382 Love you. 1069 00:56:36,434 --> 00:56:37,800 ♪ Alone in the moonlight... ♪ 1070 00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:39,344 Mm. 1071 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,353 "O setting sun, 1072 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:45,688 "though the time has come, I warble under you 1073 00:56:45,735 --> 00:56:48,443 "while no one else does. 1074 00:56:48,487 --> 00:56:51,856 Unmitigated adoration." 1075 00:56:54,452 --> 00:56:56,661 Hey, that was fucking beautiful. 1076 00:56:58,289 --> 00:57:02,659 I know, right? There she is, shining on you, man. 1077 00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:04,577 - I'm out of here, Flick. - No, I mean you. 1078 00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:06,963 - I mean you. - We're all the same. 1079 00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:08,623 Give me a hug, man. 1080 00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:10,110 - I'm out of here. - Yeah, you leaving? 1081 00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:12,717 - Setting sail, brother. - Yeah, I know. 1082 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:15,597 Hey, that was the most fun I had in a long time. 1083 00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:18,007 - Mm. Fuck yeah. - For real, though. 1084 00:57:18,059 --> 00:57:20,268 For real, though. You got God on your shoulder. 1085 00:57:20,311 --> 00:57:22,644 No, man. 1086 00:57:22,688 --> 00:57:25,556 Ain't that far down if we don't look, right? 1087 00:57:27,068 --> 00:57:29,777 - Hey, just promise me one thing. - Mm-hmm. 1088 00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:31,483 Remember me. 1089 00:57:31,530 --> 00:57:36,525 Every time you think of my face, you remember this. 1090 00:57:36,577 --> 00:57:38,534 This shines bright. 1091 00:57:38,579 --> 00:57:40,161 Fucking real bright. 1092 00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:42,039 - You got it, tiger. - Go spread that light. 1093 00:57:43,501 --> 00:57:46,539 Shine big, brother. 1094 00:57:49,882 --> 00:57:54,422 ♪ I can see her lying back in her satin dress ♪ 1095 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:59,842 ♪ In a room where you do what you don't confess ♪ 1096 00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:03,351 ♪ Sundown, you better take care ♪ 1097 00:58:03,396 --> 00:58:08,858 ♪ If I find you been creeping round my back stairs ♪ 1098 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:23,911 ♪ She's been looking like a queen in a sailor's dream ♪ 1099 00:58:23,958 --> 00:58:26,416 ♪ And she don't always say ♪ 1100 00:58:26,460 --> 00:58:29,123 ♪ What she really means ♪ 1101 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,630 ♪ Sometimes I think ♪ 1102 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,791 ♪ It's a shame ♪ 1103 00:58:38,724 --> 00:58:41,842 ♪ Sometimes I think it's a shame ♪ 1104 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:58,320 ♪ I can picture every move that a man could make... ♪ 1105 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:02,445 Hey. Asshole. 1106 00:59:03,998 --> 00:59:07,333 ♪ Sundown, you better take care ♪ 1107 00:59:07,376 --> 00:59:13,123 ♪ If I find you been creeping round my back stairs ♪ 1108 00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:16,259 ♪ Sometimes I think it's a sin ♪ 1109 00:59:16,302 --> 00:59:21,514 ♪ When I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again. ♪ 1110 00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:28,804 Go ahead. 1111 00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:31,686 Guess who's back. 1112 00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,521 Hey. 1113 00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:35,652 - Place is good, man. - What's up, man? 1114 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:39,110 - Oh, it's pretty lunar these days, man. - Good to see you. 1115 00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:42,277 Got to tell you, Moondog, business is so good, 1116 00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:43,990 - I bought a second boat. - Yeah? 1117 00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:46,326 Yeah. Named it Success. 1118 00:59:46,373 --> 00:59:48,536 I just take tours to the outer key. 1119 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,668 When they see a dolphin, I act all fucking stoked, right? 1120 00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:53,295 "Oh, it's a dolphin! 1121 00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:55,672 Look at the baby dolphin! Look!" 1122 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:58,050 Tell them to dive in. Make sure they don't drown. 1123 00:59:58,094 --> 01:00:00,302 Only had four deaths on my watch. 1124 01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:01,588 Only four? 1125 01:00:01,639 --> 01:00:04,302 Four deaths in over eight straight years 1126 01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:06,262 of dolphin touring is a terrific record. 1127 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,268 Now, I've been stripped of my license temporarily 1128 01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:09,974 on five separate occasions, 1129 01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:13,891 but each time, I get it reinstated due to a technicality 1130 01:00:13,943 --> 01:00:16,027 I never quite understood. 1131 01:00:16,070 --> 01:00:18,778 It's beyond luck or karma, man. I'm blessed up, bro. 1132 01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:20,190 - Meant to be. - Yeah. 1133 01:00:20,242 --> 01:00:22,028 I'm cemented in this industry. 1134 01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:24,284 They fucks with ole Captain Wack around these parts. 1135 01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:27,867 Don't fuck with Captain Wack. 1136 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:31,204 You will get whacked fucking with Captain Wack. 1137 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:33,869 What-what is this? 1138 01:00:37,925 --> 01:00:41,840 Dolphins, man. I love some fucking dolphins, man. 1139 01:00:41,887 --> 01:00:44,630 The sounds that come out of their mouths. 1140 01:00:44,682 --> 01:00:46,563 - They trying to communicate with you. - Mm-hmm. 1141 01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:48,592 All you got to do is talk back to 'em. 1142 01:00:48,644 --> 01:00:50,010 I fell in love with dolphins 1143 01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:52,179 ever since I saw the, uh, show Flipper. 1144 01:00:52,231 --> 01:00:53,768 Blew me away. 1145 01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,432 How they make that noise. 1146 01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:01,280 I'm telling you, I wouldn't be able to live like this 1147 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:03,690 if I wasn't fucking doing dolphin tours, man. 1148 01:01:03,742 --> 01:01:05,278 I wouldn't have all this. 1149 01:01:05,327 --> 01:01:08,867 This is all from dolphin tours. 1150 01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:11,657 Oh, oh, I got something. 1151 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:13,541 - Get your ass. Goddamn. - Oh! 1152 01:01:13,586 --> 01:01:16,045 Oh, we gonna fry this motherfucker up. 1153 01:01:16,088 --> 01:01:17,795 Yes. 1154 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,173 Make sure to get your taste buds ready. 1155 01:01:20,217 --> 01:01:22,425 Yeah, this is almost done. 1156 01:01:22,469 --> 01:01:24,882 Look here, Moondog, you come work for me, man. 1157 01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:26,592 It'll be great. 1158 01:01:26,641 --> 01:01:28,222 Dolphins are great. 1159 01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,351 Way they go up and down in the water like a porpoise. 1160 01:01:30,394 --> 01:01:31,476 You'll love that shit, man. 1161 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:34,012 - That sounds cool, Wack. - Yeah. 1162 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:35,306 I'm in, man. 1163 01:01:36,483 --> 01:01:38,019 - Aah! - What the fuck! 1164 01:01:38,068 --> 01:01:39,934 - Fucking... - Man, that shit's loaded. 1165 01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:42,175 - No shit. - Man, you could've killed a dolphin, Moondog. 1166 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,692 You want to shoot something, shoot this shit here. 1167 01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:48,235 This is what I used in 'Nam. 1168 01:01:48,288 --> 01:01:50,405 - Shit, man. - Cocaine. 1169 01:01:50,456 --> 01:01:53,416 Now I got to feed my coke-addicted parrot. 1170 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:54,811 - Yeah, yeah, set him up. - Cocaine. 1171 01:01:54,835 --> 01:01:56,313 Give him some of this shit right here. 1172 01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:59,672 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, there you go. 1173 01:01:59,715 --> 01:02:01,206 She gonna get high as shit. 1174 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:03,342 - Coca. - But seriously, Moondog, 1175 01:02:03,385 --> 01:02:05,297 I could use a partner. 1176 01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:07,304 And I got a good sense about you, man. 1177 01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:09,260 - Like I say, I'm in, man. - Yeah, man. 1178 01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:12,052 Yeah. We'll become millionaires together, man. 1179 01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:13,969 - Ah, shit, man, let's do it. - Look at... 1180 01:02:14,021 --> 01:02:15,809 look how far I've come so far. 1181 01:02:15,856 --> 01:02:17,438 I like your style, Wack. 1182 01:02:17,483 --> 01:02:19,045 - Look at that, look at that. - Look at that. 1183 01:02:19,068 --> 01:02:21,436 - See the juices dripping off that? - Oh, yeah. 1184 01:02:21,487 --> 01:02:24,356 - Oh, man, that's gonna be good. - That's gonna be real good, man. 1185 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,155 I like your swagger, Captain. 1186 01:02:28,202 --> 01:02:29,784 Thanks, Moondog. 1187 01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:31,786 Got nicked in 'Nam. 1188 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:34,414 - Makes me walk like a pimp. - Mm. 1189 01:02:34,458 --> 01:02:37,793 Some shrapnel partially shredded my nut sack, 1190 01:02:37,836 --> 01:02:40,920 but everything still works. Still banging. 1191 01:02:40,965 --> 01:02:43,253 - Yeah, you are. - Ba-ba-ba-ba. 1192 01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:45,257 Well, usually, when people call 1193 01:02:45,302 --> 01:02:47,795 and say they're coming for the dolphin tour, 1194 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:49,824 - they come and they pay cash. - Yeah. Right. Right. 1195 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:52,887 - My bread and butter, baby. My bread and butter. - Yeah... 1196 01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:55,724 - So you can tell in the tone of their voice, man... - Right. 1197 01:02:55,771 --> 01:02:58,559 - ...if they're, like, serious or not. - Exactly. 1198 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,099 If they really love the dolphins 1199 01:03:00,150 --> 01:03:02,313 and if they really want to see the dolphin. 1200 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,603 - You hear it in their voice. - Right. 1201 01:03:04,655 --> 01:03:05,862 - You see? - Mm-hmm. 1202 01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:07,193 That's right. 1203 01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:09,108 Come on over. 1204 01:03:09,159 --> 01:03:11,742 Yes! Hi! 1205 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:15,998 Welcome. Lots of dolphins for you today. Yes. 1206 01:03:16,041 --> 01:03:17,748 Act real stoked. Act real stoked. 1207 01:03:17,793 --> 01:03:20,628 - Yeah, yeah. Hey, hey. - Hey, hey, hey! 1208 01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:22,708 Ahoy there, matey. 1209 01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:24,588 - Welcome aboard. - Welcome. 1210 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:27,422 - What's your name, little lady? - Lefty Lipschitz. 1211 01:03:27,469 --> 01:03:29,335 I knew it. Hello, Ms. Lipschitz. - Hi. 1212 01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:32,347 - Hunter. Mike. - Mike. Hello. Yes. 1213 01:03:32,391 --> 01:03:33,927 Dr. Lipschitz. Call me Ted. 1214 01:03:33,976 --> 01:03:35,934 - All the Schitzes. - One, two, three. 1215 01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:38,847 ♪ We are the Lipschitzes ♪ 1216 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:40,730 ♪ That is our name. ♪ 1217 01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:42,356 Listen up, everybody. 1218 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:44,438 All right, we're in the middle of mating season. 1219 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:47,650 If you see some humping, don't look away. 1220 01:03:47,699 --> 01:03:49,315 It's cool-looking. 1221 01:03:49,367 --> 01:03:52,576 It's nature in all its glory. Dolphins love to bone. 1222 01:03:52,619 --> 01:03:54,739 - Oh, my God. - Hey, you listen up, kids. Huh? 1223 01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:57,202 Greatest dolphin guy in the history of dolphin guys 1224 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,786 is sharing wisdom with you. 1225 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:01,373 - Thanks, Moondog. - That's a fact. 1226 01:04:01,420 --> 01:04:03,628 Now, what he failed to mention is that these dolphins 1227 01:04:03,672 --> 01:04:05,025 got what's called a-a corkscrew pecker. 1228 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:07,086 All right? 1229 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:09,251 A little, whippy, windy, wranky kind of thing. 1230 01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:11,114 It's true, kids. It's sort of like a corkscrew. 1231 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:12,139 So keep a lookout. 1232 01:04:12,139 --> 01:04:13,425 And it's orgy season, 1233 01:04:13,474 --> 01:04:16,262 so hopefully we'll get to see something, 1234 01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:17,871 - some real wild stuff. - Everybody's fucking. 1235 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:19,728 They're really horny this time of season. 1236 01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,514 So watch your back, Carnello. 1237 01:04:21,565 --> 01:04:23,056 Some of them prefer redheads. 1238 01:04:23,108 --> 01:04:25,226 - Is this thing safe? - Very safe. 1239 01:04:25,277 --> 01:04:27,315 I wouldn't have you on here if it wasn't safe. 1240 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:30,027 Family, I just got to tell you, I love dolphins so much. 1241 01:04:30,074 --> 01:04:31,552 After the day, you're gonna love dolphins 1242 01:04:31,576 --> 01:04:33,237 as much as I love dolphins. 1243 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,197 They don't hurt you. They just want to love you. 1244 01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:36,952 Dolphins know this man. 1245 01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:39,831 They come from all over the world to come see Captain Wack. 1246 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:41,411 And they're coming to see me today. 1247 01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:43,373 And you guys get to be on his boat today. 1248 01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:47,047 All right, all right, all right. 1249 01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:49,048 I see a few out there. 1250 01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:50,675 We in business. Who wants to dive in? 1251 01:04:50,719 --> 01:04:52,711 - No, we're good. - No, we're good, we're good. 1252 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,972 It's prime mating season. Seaweed is an aphrodisiac. 1253 01:04:56,016 --> 01:04:58,679 Wonderful. - I think they're getting cold feet, Wack. 1254 01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:01,686 All right, last chance. Any takers? - It's all yours. 1255 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:02,766 Y'all a bunch of pussies. 1256 01:05:02,815 --> 01:05:03,833 Show them how it's done, Captain. 1257 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,224 We're just here for a little tour. 1258 01:05:05,275 --> 01:05:06,858 Dolphins, here I come, baby. 1259 01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:11,655 Yeah. 1260 01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:14,987 Get in! This water is beautiful. 1261 01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:16,992 Look at the dolphin. 1262 01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:18,431 Honey, look at the dolphin. Isn't that cute? 1263 01:05:18,456 --> 01:05:21,324 Lots of dolphins, motherfuckers! 1264 01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:23,367 - Does that look right? - Get in! 1265 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:26,538 - The water's perfect. - All good, Wack? 1266 01:05:26,588 --> 01:05:28,251 - You good? - It's great! 1267 01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:31,882 Dolphins, here I come! 1268 01:05:31,927 --> 01:05:33,510 Honey, honey, honey. 1269 01:05:33,554 --> 01:05:36,342 That doesn't look like a dolphin fin. 1270 01:05:36,391 --> 01:05:39,974 Captain, that kind... that kind of looks like a shark fin. 1271 01:05:40,018 --> 01:05:42,306 This must be all part of the show. 1272 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,097 I'm having a great time! It's perfect! 1273 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:47,766 - Mr. Wack, come back! - Mr. Wack? Mr. Wack! 1274 01:05:47,818 --> 01:05:49,606 Come back, Mr. Wack. 1275 01:05:49,653 --> 01:05:53,739 - What the... what the fuck?! - Come back! 1276 01:05:53,782 --> 01:05:54,989 Help! Aah! 1277 01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:56,275 Motherfucker, Captain. 1278 01:05:56,327 --> 01:05:58,943 You put on a fucking show, man. 1279 01:05:58,996 --> 01:06:00,362 This ain't no motherfucking show! 1280 01:06:00,414 --> 01:06:02,280 Aah! 1281 01:06:04,376 --> 01:06:06,494 Whoa! That's cool-looking. 1282 01:06:06,545 --> 01:06:09,038 When's the last time he clipped his toenails? 1283 01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,376 Seriously, that's gnarly, man. 1284 01:06:11,425 --> 01:06:14,338 Oh, shit! Holy shit! 1285 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,719 Oh, Lord! - It's just a flesh wound. Don't worry. 1286 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:18,755 That dolphin got teeth! 1287 01:06:18,807 --> 01:06:20,139 Oh, shit! Where's my foot? 1288 01:06:20,184 --> 01:06:21,550 Okay, just hold my hand. 1289 01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:24,936 Fuck, Wack. He got you pretty good, man. 1290 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,893 Oh, man. Couldn't have been a fucking dolphin. 1291 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,978 Can't believe this shit, man. 1292 01:06:30,027 --> 01:06:33,112 I'm-I'm-I'm pretty sure it wasn't a dolphin that bit you, 1293 01:06:33,155 --> 01:06:35,739 'cause look at your foot. 1294 01:06:35,782 --> 01:06:37,114 Listen, you're gonna be all right. 1295 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:38,617 You're gonna be just fine. 1296 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:40,097 I mean, it's just a little flesh wound. 1297 01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:41,601 You're gonna be up dancing in no time. 1298 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:44,952 You going somewhere, motherfucker? 1299 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:48,210 Yeah. I am. 1300 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:51,291 Trade you, though. 1301 01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:55,251 Foot for the hat? Huh? 1302 01:06:55,302 --> 01:06:58,295 Come on. Huh? There we go. 1303 01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,088 - Hey, man. - It's been real, Moondog. 1304 01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:01,472 Ah, it's been more than that. 1305 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:03,554 It's been wack, Captain Wack. 1306 01:07:03,603 --> 01:07:05,219 Uh-huh. 1307 01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:06,681 See you down the road. 1308 01:07:24,289 --> 01:07:28,000 Look at what the Moondog just sniffed out. 1309 01:07:28,043 --> 01:07:31,913 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Linger'. 1310 01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:35,958 Hey, Jimmy. I'm back. 1311 01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:37,420 - Moondog? - Yeah, I'm back. 1312 01:07:37,469 --> 01:07:39,197 - Where the fuck you been, man? - Jesus. 1313 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:40,757 You look like shit. 1314 01:07:40,806 --> 01:07:43,094 No, man, I look like I always look, man. 1315 01:07:43,141 --> 01:07:44,804 We about to set sail. Come fuck with us. 1316 01:07:44,851 --> 01:07:46,434 There we go. 1317 01:07:46,478 --> 01:07:49,096 I think we need to look at a positive I.D. on him. 1318 01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:50,793 Make sure the motherfucker washes his feet. 1319 01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:52,023 Take your shoes off, Dog, 1320 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:53,900 when you get on the fucking boat. 1321 01:08:00,117 --> 01:08:02,576 Glad I came up on y'all, man. 1322 01:08:02,619 --> 01:08:04,014 You did, man, but it look like 1323 01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:05,474 you in some serious shit, though, Dog. 1324 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:06,909 - Yeah. - Jimmy, tell him. 1325 01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:08,494 You in serious shit, man. 1326 01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:09,978 - How you figure it's serious? - Motherfucker. I mean, 1327 01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:11,480 I heard from some guys down, you know, 1328 01:08:11,503 --> 01:08:14,541 in the U.S... law people, Keys people. 1329 01:08:14,590 --> 01:08:16,502 - Word's out down there. - Word on the streets 1330 01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:19,418 that you did escape and then the pigs is on your ass now. 1331 01:08:19,470 --> 01:08:21,381 Both are true. 1332 01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:22,841 - Def. - That's not serious. 1333 01:08:22,890 --> 01:08:24,721 That sounds pretty cool, the way you put it. 1334 01:08:24,766 --> 01:08:27,009 Yeah, sounds like a wanted man, the way I put it. 1335 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,555 ♪ Lost, lost in the fog. ♪ 1336 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:33,270 - Yeah. - Trying to find the dog. 1337 01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:34,809 Yeah. 1338 01:08:34,860 --> 01:08:37,353 - ♪ Lost in the fog ♪ - ♪ Trying to find the dog ♪ 1339 01:08:37,404 --> 01:08:40,613 - ♪ He's lost in the moonfog ♪ - Okay, there it is. 1340 01:08:40,658 --> 01:08:43,525 ♪ Looking for the Moondog ♪ 1341 01:08:43,578 --> 01:08:46,570 ♪ He's lost in the moonfog ♪ 1342 01:08:49,082 --> 01:08:52,076 ♪ And I'm looking for the Moondog ♪ 1343 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,792 ♪ He had it all ♪ 1344 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,082 ♪ He had money, cars ♪ 1345 01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:01,092 ♪ Everything you could possibly imagine ♪ - Mm-hmm. 1346 01:09:01,136 --> 01:09:04,630 ♪ But this is the story of the death of a dream ♪ 1347 01:09:04,681 --> 01:09:07,640 - ♪ Death of a dream ♪ - ♪ The one who had ♪ 1348 01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:10,519 - ♪ Who has not anymore ♪ - ♪ What does it mean? 1349 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,225 ♪ Moondog ♪ 1350 01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:14,435 ♪ Come on, Dog, come on, Dog ♪ 1351 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,896 Sit, boo-boo, sit, sit! Sit, boo-boo, sit! 1352 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:22,940 ♪ It's the motherfuckin' Moondog ♪ 1353 01:09:24,493 --> 01:09:26,029 ♪ Howling at the moon ♪ 1354 01:09:26,078 --> 01:09:27,819 - ♪ It's the Dog, y'all ♪ - Yeah, yeah. 1355 01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:31,494 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo. ♪ 1356 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,123 Yeah! 1357 01:09:35,003 --> 01:09:36,189 I got something I gotta 1358 01:09:36,213 --> 01:09:37,546 get off my chest with you, man. 1359 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,171 I don't even really know how to say it. 1360 01:09:39,216 --> 01:09:40,582 I'm just gonna come clean. 1361 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:42,671 I was having an affair with Minnie, man. 1362 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,712 Several years, behind your back. 1363 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:48,177 I'm talking about really sexually wild 1364 01:09:48,225 --> 01:09:51,060 experiences with your wife, man. 1365 01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:53,641 Yeah, I figured as much. 1366 01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:56,979 But I do know she didn't love me. 1367 01:09:57,025 --> 01:09:59,234 She loved my sex, but she didn't love me. 1368 01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:01,940 I was the R-and-B singer with the big ding-a-ling. 1369 01:10:01,988 --> 01:10:06,279 I was just a diversion until you came back, you dig? 1370 01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:09,444 But she honestly loved you. I know that for a fact. 1371 01:10:09,497 --> 01:10:10,863 She did, didn't she? 1372 01:10:10,914 --> 01:10:12,655 She loved the fuck out of you, Moondog. 1373 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:15,372 And I loved her, man. Still do. 1374 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:18,253 - So sexual. - Hypersexual. 1375 01:10:18,296 --> 01:10:19,753 - Oh, man. - Oh, man... 1376 01:10:19,798 --> 01:10:21,025 The moves that she'd do in the bedroom. 1377 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,416 She had these tiny hands. 1378 01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:25,506 they made my cock look so big. 1379 01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:26,657 Oh, wow, you should have seen 1380 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:28,091 what mine looked like in her hands. 1381 01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:31,760 The way she went down, I mean, I could just see her right now. 1382 01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:33,454 - And then you make eye contact... - Yeah, yeah, yeah... 1383 01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,686 I hear you, I hear you. Th-That's enough, that's enough. 1384 01:10:35,731 --> 01:10:37,347 I hear you. 1385 01:10:37,399 --> 01:10:40,518 I had a crazy-ass dream to help you get out 1386 01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:42,356 that motherfuckin' thing that you in. 1387 01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:45,318 I had a dream you was dressed like a woman to help you escape. 1388 01:10:45,365 --> 01:10:47,153 - A woman? - Yeah. 1389 01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:49,363 I had the same dream. I had this guy, 1390 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:52,576 a buddy in Vietnam, dressed up like a geisha. 1391 01:10:52,622 --> 01:10:54,534 Walked out of the war. 1392 01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:57,770 - Get in touch with your... - His femininity. 1393 01:10:57,795 --> 01:10:59,331 - Yeah, femininity. - Tap into it, man. 1394 01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:02,087 It may not be a bad look after all, you understand me? 1395 01:11:02,132 --> 01:11:03,748 I could see you with a dress on. 1396 01:11:03,801 --> 01:11:05,667 Moondoggy-doggy might get used to it. 1397 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,632 Yeah. The Dog in a dress and some high heels. 1398 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,922 And let him strut the runway. 1399 01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:12,466 It's a ridiculous idea. It's... 1400 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:15,180 It's kind of fuckin' freaky ingenious, guys. 1401 01:11:15,229 --> 01:11:17,436 I think I already got the underwear right. 1402 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:21,350 And if I got my walk right, 1403 01:11:21,402 --> 01:11:23,859 this would be too easy. 1404 01:11:23,904 --> 01:11:25,770 Oh, look at this! 1405 01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:28,940 Go ahead and give 'em the whole moon there, Moondog. 1406 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:30,654 - You hear me? - I hear you. 1407 01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:32,194 Hey, you actually look good, Dog. 1408 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:34,738 I mean, it's kind of fuckin' freaky, right? 1409 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:36,268 I mean, it's supposed to look freaky. 1410 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,748 Right now, you a freaky little bitch. 1411 01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:40,002 That's what's gonna throw the police off, you dig? 1412 01:11:42,088 --> 01:11:44,421 Moondog. 1413 01:11:44,466 --> 01:11:46,173 Ain't nobody gonna fuckin' recognize you 1414 01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:48,381 in that shit right there, especially the fuckin' pigs. 1415 01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:52,965 You know what the challenge of this situation's gonna be? 1416 01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:53,975 Yes, ma'am? 1417 01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:55,634 Dudes are gonna want my shit. 1418 01:11:58,064 --> 01:11:59,680 Motherfuckin' Moondog! 1419 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:04,310 We schleppin' through the city unseen. 1420 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:07,024 What a disguise. A perfect disguise, baby. 1421 01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:09,064 Any of your bitches gonna get hot on you 1422 01:12:09,115 --> 01:12:12,324 they see you riding around with a hot blonde like me? 1423 01:12:12,369 --> 01:12:15,238 They gonna like the fact. This is that interracial shit. 1424 01:12:15,288 --> 01:12:17,747 Like Jim Brown with Raquel Welch. 1425 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:19,078 You know what I'm talking about? 1426 01:12:19,126 --> 01:12:20,957 I love it when a plan comes together. 1427 01:12:22,921 --> 01:12:25,505 Anything for a friend. 1428 01:12:28,051 --> 01:12:30,009 - Yes. Yes! - This is what... 1429 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,511 - I'm lookin' at heaven. - Yes! 1430 01:12:31,555 --> 01:12:32,841 Heaven looks like, Linger'. 1431 01:12:32,890 --> 01:12:34,881 Think of it like this, Dog. 1432 01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:36,244 I'm gonna give you so much of this, 1433 01:12:36,269 --> 01:12:38,261 you gonna be able to write you a couple of novels 1434 01:12:38,311 --> 01:12:39,894 or that poetry shit. 1435 01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:42,180 - Ah, poetry. - Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout poems 1436 01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:45,270 - out your motherfuckin' asshole. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1437 01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:47,981 This... this is the safecracker right here. 1438 01:12:48,029 --> 01:12:50,943 To crack the safe to writing that thing, 1439 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,654 and getting that money. 1440 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:55,739 'Cause this is the key to unlocking 1441 01:12:55,787 --> 01:12:59,407 all of those juices in that head of yours. 1442 01:12:59,457 --> 01:13:01,119 Trust me. 1443 01:13:12,470 --> 01:13:14,302 - The cops, they here. - Say what? 1444 01:13:14,347 --> 01:13:16,385 The pigs is here right now? 1445 01:13:18,101 --> 01:13:20,389 Fuck! I must have been high as a motherfucker 1446 01:13:20,438 --> 01:13:21,724 when I hatched that plan. 1447 01:13:21,771 --> 01:13:23,387 Gas up the seaplane. 1448 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:25,432 Go get my shit out the magical room. 1449 01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:27,315 Somebody scrape up Moondog. 1450 01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:30,194 It's time to go. Let's load this shit up. 1451 01:13:30,238 --> 01:13:31,945 Let's get rolling. Stop dillydallying. 1452 01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:33,027 The cops is coming. 1453 01:13:33,074 --> 01:13:34,940 Load up the motherfuckin' Rasta van. 1454 01:13:34,993 --> 01:13:36,279 I'm bringing y'all for the music. 1455 01:13:36,328 --> 01:13:38,570 We on the run, like we used to be back in the days. 1456 01:13:38,622 --> 01:13:39,807 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1457 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:41,823 Hurry, mon, hurry. Put it in now. Move, move! 1458 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:45,586 Lingerie, close the fuckin' door. It's time to go. 1459 01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:47,356 You know I got the motherfuckin' master plan. 1460 01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:50,043 My Rasta, he gonna fly you to the Keys on my seaplane. 1461 01:13:52,677 --> 01:13:55,261 Time to get me down to Key West, baby. 1462 01:13:55,305 --> 01:13:57,342 Cops ain't never gonna catch the Moondog. 1463 01:13:57,390 --> 01:13:59,131 Moondog, come on, hurry up. 1464 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:00,578 Get this shit on the plane, fast like. 1465 01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:02,595 I hope we got enough weed for this. 1466 01:14:05,106 --> 01:14:06,472 Shit. 1467 01:14:06,524 --> 01:14:08,231 This is gonna be fun. 1468 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,394 Didn't know it'd be this easy. 1469 01:14:10,445 --> 01:14:13,564 Hey, uh... is he a good pilot? 1470 01:14:13,615 --> 01:14:15,198 Not at all. 1471 01:14:15,242 --> 01:14:16,448 - Not at all? - No, man. 1472 01:14:16,493 --> 01:14:18,109 He got glaucoma in both his eyes. 1473 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:19,868 But when he's zooted off of that shit, 1474 01:14:19,913 --> 01:14:21,779 he'll get you where you need to be. 1475 01:14:21,832 --> 01:14:24,164 But, Dog, you gonna need some cash for the splash. 1476 01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:26,622 Ah, that's gonna cush the landing. 1477 01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:29,458 - Yes, sir. - Well, what can I say, Linge'? 1478 01:14:29,506 --> 01:14:32,466 We shall meet again on some distant shore, my friend. 1479 01:14:34,552 --> 01:14:36,168 Yeah. 1480 01:14:36,221 --> 01:14:38,338 The sun, the rain and the motherfuckin' moon. 1481 01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:39,952 You make us proud down there, you hear me? 1482 01:14:39,975 --> 01:14:42,137 Time for liftoff, Linge'. Time for liftoff. 1483 01:14:42,185 --> 01:14:43,393 Be good, or be good at it. 1484 01:14:43,436 --> 01:14:45,474 - Yeah. - When I smoke enough weed 1485 01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:47,765 and drink the 'shroom tea, 1486 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:51,605 a few lines of dainty white Bogotácoca... 1487 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:54,396 - Yeah... - Shit, man! 1488 01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:55,734 - Woof! Woof! - Woof! 1489 01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:58,900 Man, I get insane vision, 1490 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:01,740 and the vision guide like a spirit 1491 01:15:01,788 --> 01:15:04,622 in a direct line to our final destination. 1492 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:07,250 - Destination, yeah. - Safe and sound. 1493 01:15:07,293 --> 01:15:10,037 - I don't fuck around. - Ah, you know what, 1494 01:15:10,088 --> 01:15:11,796 it doesn't even matter what you said. 1495 01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:14,173 It just sounds so fuckin' good how you say it. 1496 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,422 You know, I'm 98% blind. 1497 01:15:17,470 --> 01:15:19,302 That's perfect. 1498 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:49,538 They don't even know, man. 1499 01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:50,828 Moondog, what you got?! 1500 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,416 Riding through the slipstream 1501 01:15:52,465 --> 01:15:54,502 with a whole lot of green. 1502 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,416 Gimme some of that, bro! 1503 01:15:56,469 --> 01:15:58,631 - Moondog, I love you! - Hey. Yeah. 1504 01:15:58,679 --> 01:15:59,920 Love you, too. 1505 01:15:59,971 --> 01:16:02,338 What's up, Moondog? 1506 01:16:02,390 --> 01:16:05,225 Ooh... Ooh... 1507 01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:07,511 Yeah, man! 1508 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:10,100 Hey, Moondog. 1509 01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:18,363 - Honey, I'm home. - Oh, Moondog! 1510 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:24,743 Mm... 1511 01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:26,496 All right, that's enough! 1512 01:16:26,539 --> 01:16:28,657 This is my Cuban maid. 1513 01:16:28,708 --> 01:16:30,826 Ooh, I think I need some of that. 1514 01:16:30,877 --> 01:16:33,211 Let's get the party started. 1515 01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:35,042 - All right. - Salud. 1516 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:37,002 All right! 1517 01:17:07,997 --> 01:17:10,034 Hey, Moondog! 1518 01:17:31,771 --> 01:17:33,512 Thank you for meeting with me today. 1519 01:17:33,565 --> 01:17:35,210 Yeah, my pleasure. I-I don't remember 1520 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:37,190 the last time I did one of these. 1521 01:17:37,235 --> 01:17:38,771 Got an interesting life. 1522 01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:40,904 How'd you pull it off? How'd you do it? 1523 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:45,033 I only pull it off how I do it. 1524 01:17:45,077 --> 01:17:47,284 I mean, look, I could tell you that I've... 1525 01:17:47,328 --> 01:17:49,662 been trying to uncover the abyss 1526 01:17:49,707 --> 01:17:52,619 beneath my illusory connection with the world. 1527 01:17:52,667 --> 01:17:55,376 I could tell you that it's all written in the stars. 1528 01:17:55,421 --> 01:17:58,505 I could tell you that I'm a reverse paranoiac. 1529 01:17:58,548 --> 01:18:00,336 I'm quite certain that the world 1530 01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:02,341 is conspiring to make me happy. 1531 01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:04,127 All three of which are true, but... 1532 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:07,217 it's really a little simpler than that. 1533 01:18:07,265 --> 01:18:10,555 I like to have fun, man. 1534 01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:12,469 Fun's the fucking gun, man. 1535 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:16,479 Also, I like boats. 1536 01:18:16,524 --> 01:18:18,481 I like the water. I like the sunshine. 1537 01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:20,939 I like beautiful women a lot. 1538 01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:22,819 And then I get all these things going, man. 1539 01:18:22,864 --> 01:18:24,197 They're all turning me on. 1540 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:25,573 My wires are connecting upstairs, 1541 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:27,654 and I start to hear music in my head. 1542 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:30,365 You know? And the world's reverberating 1543 01:18:30,413 --> 01:18:31,891 back and forth, and I hit the frequency, 1544 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:34,203 and I start to dance to it, and my fingers get moving, 1545 01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:36,537 my head's getting soupy, 1546 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,578 I'm spinning all over the fucking place, 1547 01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:42,045 and the fucking words come out. 1548 01:18:42,091 --> 01:18:44,960 It's like it's a fucking gift. 1549 01:18:45,011 --> 01:18:46,547 What makes you, Moondog, 1550 01:18:46,596 --> 01:18:49,555 different than all these other people? 1551 01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:52,596 Seriously? 1552 01:18:52,645 --> 01:18:55,353 You mean the ones up north on the mainland? 1553 01:18:55,396 --> 01:18:58,480 The ones racing to their red light, 1554 01:18:58,524 --> 01:19:00,938 the ones stuck in their ways, a little bit too busy 1555 01:19:00,985 --> 01:19:05,070 to check inside and say howdy, howdy, do? 1556 01:19:05,114 --> 01:19:07,858 That shit's not for me, man. I mean, fuck, man. 1557 01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:10,448 So many people trip themselves when they're running downhill. 1558 01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:12,988 Life's hard enough. Why would you fucking want to do that? 1559 01:19:13,039 --> 01:19:15,407 I mean, fuck, we're here to have a good time. 1560 01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:17,121 I just want to have a good time 1561 01:19:17,168 --> 01:19:18,454 until this shit's over, man. 1562 01:19:18,503 --> 01:19:20,666 This life gig's a fucking rodeo. 1563 01:19:20,713 --> 01:19:23,377 I'm gonna suck the nectar out of it and fuck it raw-dog 1564 01:19:23,425 --> 01:19:25,917 till the wheels come off. Mmm. 1565 01:19:25,970 --> 01:19:28,212 - Let me ask you something. - Come on. 1566 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,720 - Off the record. - Come on. 1567 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:33,224 What's up with the women's clothes? 1568 01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:36,011 - What women's clothes? - Motherfucker, 1569 01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:37,395 my phone was dead. 1570 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,646 I held a funeral for that motherfucker. 1571 01:19:39,692 --> 01:19:42,525 I had people giving speeches in remembrance 1572 01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:45,060 of the time when my phone was alive. 1573 01:19:45,113 --> 01:19:47,527 But it is back to life. 1574 01:19:47,573 --> 01:19:49,735 It has resurrected, 1575 01:19:49,784 --> 01:19:54,904 and the phone-a is a-ringing off of the hook-a. 1576 01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:57,164 Calling you motherfucking van Gogh 1577 01:19:57,208 --> 01:19:59,074 with words, baby. 1578 01:19:59,127 --> 01:20:01,164 They calling you Walt Disney. They want to freeze 1579 01:20:01,212 --> 01:20:02,953 your motherfucking brain when you die. 1580 01:20:06,342 --> 01:20:09,631 But you was acting like a little fuck-boy for a minute. 1581 01:20:11,472 --> 01:20:14,306 And I had to admit... 1582 01:20:14,350 --> 01:20:18,265 true genius takes true guidance, takes true pushing. 1583 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:21,478 Let me tell you something. 1584 01:20:21,524 --> 01:20:23,686 - Please, tell me something. - Moondog. 1585 01:20:23,735 --> 01:20:26,399 Tell me something. 1586 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:29,780 You up for a motherfucking Pulitzer. 1587 01:20:29,824 --> 01:20:31,487 My book's up for a Pulitzer? 1588 01:20:31,534 --> 01:20:33,777 - Pulitzer. - Ah! 1589 01:20:33,828 --> 01:20:37,118 Minnie-boo, you hear this? 1590 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,658 Thank you. 1591 01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:43,498 And now the prize for outstanding poetry. 1592 01:20:43,546 --> 01:20:47,166 It is with great honor that I introduce to you 1593 01:20:47,216 --> 01:20:51,256 Mr. Moondog. 1594 01:21:13,409 --> 01:21:14,900 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 1595 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:22,833 I had a lot in my life, 1596 01:21:22,877 --> 01:21:24,460 but I always had this feeling like, 1597 01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:26,121 when I left... 1598 01:21:28,216 --> 01:21:30,333 ...no one gonna remember me. 1599 01:21:33,514 --> 01:21:35,596 But knowing you, 1600 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:37,802 being a part of what you did... 1601 01:21:40,061 --> 01:21:42,770 ...maybe that means something now. 1602 01:21:46,484 --> 01:21:48,192 I want to thank you. 1603 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,668 You know what I liked the most about being rich? 1604 01:22:06,712 --> 01:22:08,248 Mm? 1605 01:22:08,297 --> 01:22:10,789 You can just... 1606 01:22:10,842 --> 01:22:15,462 be horrible to people, and they just have to take it. 1607 01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:24,938 This next poem is, uh, 1608 01:22:24,981 --> 01:22:29,067 one I wrote at 3:00 a.m., 1609 01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:33,445 coming down off of a two-day acid trip in the Virgin Islands. 1610 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:38,404 It's called "The Beautiful Poem." 1611 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:45,166 "I go to bed in Havana 1612 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:47,577 "thinking about you. 1613 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:52,670 "Pissing a few moments ago, I... 1614 01:22:52,717 --> 01:22:56,962 "I looked down at my penis 1615 01:22:57,014 --> 01:22:58,801 "with affection. 1616 01:23:00,266 --> 01:23:03,600 "Knowing it has been inside you 1617 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,728 "twice today... 1618 01:23:08,774 --> 01:23:10,811 ...makes me feel beautiful." 1619 01:23:14,780 --> 01:23:16,988 - Go, Moondog! - Moondog! 1620 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,877 Ah... 1621 01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:45,221 I have to admit I didn't think you could do it, Dad. 1622 01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:46,805 No? 1623 01:23:46,854 --> 01:23:49,188 But you managed to pull it off somehow. 1624 01:23:49,233 --> 01:23:51,189 Sweetie, 1625 01:23:51,234 --> 01:23:54,228 told you don't ever bet against the Moondog. 1626 01:23:57,323 --> 01:23:59,565 I'm just so happy you finally dumped Limp-Dick. 1627 01:23:59,618 --> 01:24:01,234 Oh. I know. 1628 01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:02,639 - He sucked. - Right? 1629 01:24:02,662 --> 01:24:03,662 Yeah. 1630 01:24:17,176 --> 01:24:19,463 You unlocked a fortune. 1631 01:24:19,512 --> 01:24:21,048 The money is yours. 1632 01:24:21,097 --> 01:24:23,180 Your complete inheritance is all yours. 1633 01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:24,636 Congratulations. 1634 01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:27,677 Exactly. Perfect. Listen. I want it all in cash, man. 1635 01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:29,390 What was that? 1636 01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:32,648 Cash, man. C-A-S-H, cash. 1637 01:24:32,693 --> 01:24:34,559 All greenbacks. I don't want you to put a penny 1638 01:24:34,610 --> 01:24:36,193 of that stuff in the bank. 1639 01:24:36,238 --> 01:24:37,673 You know, I don't trust those Illuminati 1640 01:24:37,698 --> 01:24:39,091 motherfuckers. 1641 01:24:39,115 --> 01:24:40,342 Now, here's what you're gonna do. 1642 01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:42,279 I want you to buy me a sailboat. 1643 01:24:42,327 --> 01:24:44,444 All right? Like, a 150-, 200-footer, 1644 01:24:44,496 --> 01:24:46,099 something really nice, preferably vintage, 1645 01:24:46,122 --> 01:24:48,489 and I want you to name that boat Success, 1646 01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:50,625 after my old friend Captain Wack, 1647 01:24:50,668 --> 01:24:52,661 and then you're gonna put the rest of the cash 1648 01:24:52,712 --> 01:24:54,045 stacked in that sailboat, 1649 01:24:54,088 --> 01:24:55,796 and I want you 1650 01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:57,582 to sail it down here to me. 1651 01:24:57,634 --> 01:24:59,045 That's over $50 million 1652 01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:00,676 in cash, Moondog. 1653 01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:02,161 All right, don't fuck it up. 1654 01:25:06,601 --> 01:25:09,890 She's gonna want to marry me now that I'm rich, right, huh? 1655 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,474 That's right. 1656 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,934 What do you think about that, huh? 1657 01:25:12,983 --> 01:25:14,474 Cash in a boat. 1658 01:25:14,525 --> 01:25:16,296 We could do whatever we want or nothing at all. 1659 01:25:18,070 --> 01:25:20,654 - Yeah, mon. - There she is. 1660 01:25:20,698 --> 01:25:22,189 That's beautiful. 1661 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:24,529 She's awesome, man. Awesome boat. 1662 01:25:24,578 --> 01:25:28,070 Got great shapes in the cargo. There's $46 million on board. 1663 01:25:28,122 --> 01:25:29,238 Man... 1664 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:31,873 we're gonna buy ourselves so much weed. 1665 01:25:31,917 --> 01:25:34,034 Mmm. 1666 01:25:34,087 --> 01:25:36,078 What do you think about that? 1667 01:25:38,257 --> 01:25:39,569 You know what I want to do? 1668 01:25:39,592 --> 01:25:42,256 I want to have a big fucking firework show, man, 1669 01:25:42,304 --> 01:25:44,511 invite all my friends from the Keys. 1670 01:25:44,555 --> 01:25:46,672 None of that sparkler bullshit 1671 01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:48,932 that impresses lesbians, pregnant women and babies. 1672 01:25:48,976 --> 01:25:50,969 No, no, no, let's-let's Valhalla 1673 01:25:51,020 --> 01:25:52,497 this motherfucker, you know what I mean? 1674 01:25:52,521 --> 01:25:53,682 Raise the dead. 1675 01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,770 - Make it awesome for Minnie. - Boom. 1676 01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:58,900 Work it, Moondog. 1677 01:25:58,944 --> 01:26:02,404 Mooney, money. Money! 1678 01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:09,953 ♪ We were born ♪ 1679 01:26:09,997 --> 01:26:12,239 ♪ Before the wind... ♪ 1680 01:26:15,378 --> 01:26:18,667 All right, Federales, this is where you get off. 1681 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:19,831 One for you. 1682 01:26:19,882 --> 01:26:21,090 Gracias, señor. 1683 01:26:21,134 --> 01:26:22,875 - One for you. - Thank you. 1684 01:26:22,927 --> 01:26:26,296 ♪ As we sailed into the mystic ♪ 1685 01:26:30,851 --> 01:26:32,262 ♪ Hark, now hear ♪ 1686 01:26:32,311 --> 01:26:35,805 ♪ The sailors cry ♪ 1687 01:26:37,484 --> 01:26:41,023 ♪ Let your soul and spirit fly ♪ 1688 01:26:46,033 --> 01:26:49,277 ♪ And when that foghorn blows ♪ 1689 01:26:49,328 --> 01:26:52,162 ♪ I want to hear it ♪ 1690 01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:56,997 ♪ I don't have to fear it, and I ♪ 1691 01:26:57,045 --> 01:27:01,085 ♪ Want to rock your gypsy soul ♪ 1692 01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:05,838 ♪ Just like way back in the days of old ♪ 1693 01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:11,511 ♪ And magnificently we will float ♪ 1694 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:13,596 ♪ Into the mystic ♪ 1695 01:27:29,994 --> 01:27:34,489 ♪ I got to hear it, I don't have to fear it ♪ 1696 01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:36,998 ♪ And I ♪ 1697 01:27:37,042 --> 01:27:40,036 ♪ Want to rock your gypsy soul ♪ 1698 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:43,042 ♪ Just like way back ♪ 1699 01:27:43,091 --> 01:27:44,877 ♪ In the days of old ♪ 1700 01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:50,130 ♪ And together we will float... ♪ 1701 01:27:50,181 --> 01:27:52,139 That's great poetry. 1702 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,556 ♪ Come on, girl ♪ 1703 01:28:01,818 --> 01:28:05,731 Oh! Holy shitfire. 1704 01:28:07,948 --> 01:28:10,487 That was so much fun. 1705 01:28:19,543 --> 01:28:21,536 Holy shit, huh? 1706 01:28:21,587 --> 01:28:23,420 That was a close one, wasn't it? 1707 01:28:25,841 --> 01:28:28,380 Hey, yo, yo, yo! 1708 01:28:49,698 --> 01:28:53,818 ♪ Too late to stop now. ♪ 1709 01:29:01,127 --> 01:29:03,368 Oh, what a fucking blast. 1710 01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:26,475 ♪ Looking for the Moondog ♪ 1711 01:29:29,363 --> 01:29:32,072 ♪ Is he fishing in the moonfog? ♪ 1712 01:29:35,203 --> 01:29:37,444 ♪ Or running things like a wild hog? ♪ 1713 01:29:40,082 --> 01:29:42,621 ♪ Never wonder at the end 'cause ♪ 1714 01:29:46,213 --> 01:29:49,002 ♪ We've seen this act before ♪ 1715 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,757 ♪ Heard this monologue ♪ 1716 01:29:51,802 --> 01:29:56,719 ♪ He's a wanted man with his head stuck in the sand ♪ 1717 01:29:56,765 --> 01:29:58,974 ♪ Down and disavowed ♪ 1718 01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:01,931 ♪ Being way too fucking loud ♪ 1719 01:30:01,979 --> 01:30:06,975 ♪ We got to get a leash on that dog ♪ 1720 01:30:07,027 --> 01:30:08,313 ♪ Woof ♪ 1721 01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:09,851 ♪ On that dog ♪ 1722 01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:17,326 ♪ He's always dancing in the moonbeams ♪ 1723 01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:22,828 ♪ Never cozy in the mainstream ♪ 1724 01:30:25,295 --> 01:30:28,128 ♪ Always sucking up the moonlight ♪ 1725 01:30:30,759 --> 01:30:33,251 ♪ Never really got his mind right ♪ 1726 01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:39,381 ♪ Melted like a Fudgesicle ♪ 1727 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:42,096 ♪ Left out in the sun ♪ 1728 01:30:42,145 --> 01:30:44,431 ♪ Time is running out ♪ 1729 01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:47,724 ♪ He's a man on the run ♪ 1730 01:30:47,775 --> 01:30:49,984 ♪ Death of a dream ♪ 1731 01:30:50,028 --> 01:30:53,192 ♪ We've got to plot a scheme ♪ 1732 01:30:53,238 --> 01:30:58,404 ♪ Got to get his ass out of town ♪ 1733 01:30:58,453 --> 01:31:01,036 ♪ Hiding in the mangroves ♪ 1734 01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:03,618 ♪ Till the coast is clear ♪ 1735 01:31:03,667 --> 01:31:06,579 ♪ Take him up to Disney World ♪ 1736 01:31:06,627 --> 01:31:08,789 ♪ Get him out of here ♪ 1737 01:31:08,837 --> 01:31:11,831 ♪ Looks like he's having flashbacks ♪ 1738 01:31:11,882 --> 01:31:14,421 ♪ Speaking Lebanese ♪ 1739 01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:16,961 ♪ Put him in a Greyhound ♪ 1740 01:31:17,012 --> 01:31:21,849 ♪ Heading for the Keys ♪ 1741 01:31:25,354 --> 01:31:27,641 ♪ They need to never find the Moondog ♪ 1742 01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:33,152 ♪ Keep him hidden in the moonfog ♪ 1743 01:31:35,823 --> 01:31:38,407 ♪ A little ganja and some good grog ♪ 1744 01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:44,158 ♪ Keep it gentle to the Moondog ♪ 1745 01:31:46,835 --> 01:31:49,167 ♪ I was working on a moon scheme ♪ 1746 01:31:52,131 --> 01:31:54,670 ♪ Not exactly looking downstream ♪ 1747 01:31:57,511 --> 01:31:59,970 ♪ Watch him hoppin' like a tree frog ♪ 1748 01:32:02,891 --> 01:32:05,225 ♪ Hope he makes it to his epilogue ♪ 1749 01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:09,264 ♪ Epilogue, demagogue, monologue ♪ 1750 01:32:09,314 --> 01:32:11,978 ♪ A hoppin' frog ♪ 1751 01:32:12,027 --> 01:32:15,862 ♪ Moondog. ♪ 128895