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Previously, on "The Magicians"...
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A huge reservoir of magic
hidden underneath the castle?
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Where does it lead?
To Roderick's secret chamber?
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The Binder had a theory.
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When a being of great power
such as a God is killed,
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their energy is lost.
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But he believed it could be preserved,
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effectively turning
the magician into a God.
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Oh, thank Christ.
I didn't think I'd get through.
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Listen, I don't have a lot of time.
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We need your help.
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Surviving first year students,
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I am here to teach you what not to do.
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The Library, they don't
want you to know it.
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Before we go in,
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there's a small matter of protection.
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- What is it?
- Insects.
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The bugs only last an hour,
so we need to be quick.
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Everett's been lying to all of us.
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To do what?
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To become a God.
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- It's locked.
- Don't you have the key?
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Someone locked us in.
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- Who's dying?
- My sister.
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I found her a body,
but I need to find one
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that is more durable.
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Like yours.
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[HUMMING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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No running away, little not-God.
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I'd hate to damage my sister's new body.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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♪ Good news, sister
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I have found you
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a much more durable body.
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But I am going to have
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to momentarily kill you again.
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Shh, shh.
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[SIGHS]
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I beseech you, Our Lady Underground...
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♪
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You know what, fuck this.
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You said you chose me,
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so now's your chance to prove it.
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[INDISTINCT] Julia.
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♪
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Kinda cutting it close, don't you think?
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I didn't come here to fix it.
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I can't.
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You still have a chance.
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A choice of what you want to be.
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You're saying this whole time
me being a human and a God,
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this was all just a test?
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Well, both options are shit.
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I mean, you're... you're saying
one is pass and one is fail?
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You will not fail as long
as the decision is yours.
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Now go! I can only hold him for so long!
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- [SIGHS]
- Oh, shit.
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- Run!
- [GASPS]
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[SHARP EXHALE]
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♪
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- [GASPS]
- [BONES CRUNCH]
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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♪
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- Jesus Christ.
So the monster took Julia.
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We need to find them. Do something now.
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We have the axes and the demon bottles,
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you have the incorporate bond.
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You didn't give two wet shits
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when it was Eliot's life on the line,
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and now that it's Julia
you're suddenly leaning in?
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Look, we all care about both of them,
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but based on Mayakovsky's formula
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casting an incorporate bond
strong enough to hold a God
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would take an insane amount of power.
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No, we'd need twice as much.
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If we go in there without enough juice
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they'll... they'll just body hop.
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- They'll kill us all.
- Great.
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Where the hell are we gonna
find that kind of magic?
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Hey, Dean.
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I would not go in your office
right now, if I were you.
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If you shit
in my private bathroom again...
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No, well, see, there's kind of
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a few Librarian dudes here
to arrest you.
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Yeah, they're pretty pissed
about some lecture you gave
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while you were pissed.
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I've been expecting them.
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Come with me.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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Thank Christ I wore
the right suit today.
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The right suit
for being arrested, or...?
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♪
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Wait... [SNIFFS]
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Are you still drunk?
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That's entirely beside the point.
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We have a bigger problem.
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Kady and Zelda haven't
returned from the Poison Room,
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- and they're running out of time.
- Oh, shit.
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Who are they, and what does
that mean, exactly?
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- God damn it, focus, Todd.
- Yes.
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If I'm going to be arrested,
there still maybe be a chance
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that something good can come from it.
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Here.
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♪
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Yes, here. Take this to the
Library book club immediately.
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- Tell no one, do you understand?
- Sure, keep it "confidench."
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- On it.
- And try not to "Todd" this up.
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I will try not to be myself.
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♪
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Well, so much for getting Fogg's help.
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[COUGHS, SPITTING]
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[AMBIENT MUSIC]
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♪
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Well, that's the last of our protection.
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♪
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On the upside...
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tasted minty fresh.
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[SOFT LAUGH]
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Let's go.
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[SIGHS]
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Wait.
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What the hell?
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♪
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Hello, there.
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Apologies, I was trying
not to startle you.
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Christopher Plover. Pleasure.
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The children's book author?
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Oh, you're familiar with my work.
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You could say that.
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I've read Martin Chatwin's book.
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Yes, well, not exactly
the highlight of my oath.
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Oh, you're the pervert
who turned him into The Beast.
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And the man who survived
in this place for weeks.
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And I can show you how...
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if you help me escape.
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Look, it sucks
that Fogg's out of "comish,"
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but who else can we shake down?
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Kady was trying to find
the Library stockpile.
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If we knew where that was...
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Found magic, need help!
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Who sent you?
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- Found magic, need help!
- Okay, where?
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- Vague as shit.
- Oh, sorry.
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It's Fen.
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[CURIOUS MUSIC]
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Right this way.
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High King Fen awaits.
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♪
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Whoa.
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♪
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Sort of incredible.
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Trippy.
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Oh, good, you're here.
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Fen, what is this?
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And what's with the fish?
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Follow me, come on.
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♪
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Holy shit.
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This is the reservoir?
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Ocean of pure magic.
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Pretty amazing, right?
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I found it. Well, Josh and me.
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and Tik was there too, I guess. But,
no, a lot of it was me. [SIGHS]
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One small problem...
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don't touch it!
That's the tiny little problem.
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It seems to be protected
by some sort of curse.
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♪
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Look what it did to Josh.
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You're saying Josh is a fucking fish?
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Well, of course not.
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He's a Fillorian Dying Fish.
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A Fillorian Fucking Fish
is a totally different species.
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Wait, "Dying Fish"?
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I really hope that's a metaphor.
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Nope, they only live a couple days.
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And you're sure that's Josh?
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Oh, I saw it happen.
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We were gonna come straight to you guys,
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tell you all about how we saved the day,
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and then he touches the water
and next thing I know, boom.
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Josh Fish.
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Him and his damn showmanship.
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♪
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So is it bad if it turns white?
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Great Umber's taint.
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What are you doing?
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Dying Fish need eye contact,
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almost constantly.
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Usually they get it
from their fish moms,
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but we'll have to fill in.
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Every pet I ever had ended up
in a shoebox or the toilet.
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This one's all you.
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It's just until we figure out how
to turn him back into a person.
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Or the rest of his life.
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I'm not babysitting Nemo
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when we're this close to saving Eliot.
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I've got bigger fish to fry.
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[WHISPERING] Shh, Margo!
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Don't say "fry" and "fish."
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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It's not working.
He's not getting better.
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Margo, please.
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For Josh?
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Damn it.
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♪
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So I just look at him?
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♪
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My Gods.
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He perked right up.
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[LAUGHS]
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He's bonded to you.
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He thinks you're his mother.
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Unfortunately, that's not
the first time it's happened.
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Closest thing to the reservoir
in the books is the Secret Sea.
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It's an underground ocean.
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Chatwins sailed across it
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with a crew full of rabbit pirates.
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Are those pirates who steal rabbits,
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or pirates who are rabbits?
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Kind of both.
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But it doesn't say anything
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about the Secret Sea
being full of magic or cursed,
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so I... maybe there's a clue
that I'm missing.
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And if your nerdy bullshit
leads us nowhere?
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We need a back-up plan.
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Speaking of bunnies,
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where are the ones that Fen sent?
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I have an idea.
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So do all rabbits talk, or...?
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Some of them you have
to bribe with cigarettes first.
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Look, about my message...
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No, I know. I owe you.
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But I can't slip you that kind of power
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behind the Order's back.
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The monsters have two of my friends,
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and who knows what kind
of chaos they're causing
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while the Library does nothing.
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Look, Alice...
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I am not stranger
to messing up a good thing.
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I'm not gonna do that with the Library.
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Well, if we don't do something,
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there might not be a Library anymore.
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Then why don't you work with us?
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Because your bosses would
arrest all of us on sight.
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You wanna do some good?
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This is your best chance.
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I hope you find what you need, Alice.
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We're not setting him loose.
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All we're promising is to take
him with us if we find an exit.
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Well?
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Do we have a deal?
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[CURIOUS MUSIC]
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♪
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Moss?
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My theory is it counteracts the poison.
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Probably why it's
the only other living thing
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in this place.
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[CHUCKLES]
Been eating it since I got here
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and I'm as healthy as a horse.
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How did you get here?
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Former prisoner of yours,
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Alice Quinn...
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seemed to think this was
the place I deserved to be.
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I can't say I disagree.
267
00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:10,611
Don't bite the hand
that feeds you, dear.
268
00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:12,787
Shall we?
269
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:17,715
♪
270
00:11:22,242 --> 00:11:25,887
[LAUGHS] At least give me my dignity.
271
00:11:25,897 --> 00:11:27,150
Sorry.
272
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,716
Protocol.
273
00:11:28,726 --> 00:11:32,034
Well, this was a new suit.
274
00:11:32,991 --> 00:11:34,766
It's a bit loud.
275
00:11:34,776 --> 00:11:37,073
Yes.
276
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,421
It certainly is.
277
00:11:40,552 --> 00:11:42,805
[CHUCKLES]
278
00:11:42,914 --> 00:11:49,921
♪
279
00:11:56,505 --> 00:11:59,237
Damn, the history of this
place is depressing as shit.
280
00:11:59,247 --> 00:12:02,501
Most world histories are.
281
00:12:02,511 --> 00:12:04,808
Nothing about a way out.
282
00:12:04,818 --> 00:12:07,027
Kady?
283
00:12:07,037 --> 00:12:09,117
Oh, shit.
284
00:12:09,127 --> 00:12:10,622
[TENSE MUSIC]
285
00:12:11,081 --> 00:12:12,295
- [GASPS]
- What?
286
00:12:12,306 --> 00:12:14,292
The moss should have
protected you from...
287
00:12:15,187 --> 00:12:16,439
♪
288
00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:18,042
Oh.
289
00:12:18,053 --> 00:12:20,001
"Oh," what?
290
00:12:20,012 --> 00:12:22,396
The age-suspensions spells
291
00:12:22,407 --> 00:12:25,313
Martin used to keep me alive
while he tortured me...
292
00:12:25,324 --> 00:12:27,055
it must still be keeping me alive.
293
00:12:27,066 --> 00:12:28,362
Perfect.
294
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,714
So I'm gonna die in the most
ironic way possible.
295
00:12:31,725 --> 00:12:34,021
Just like Penny.
296
00:12:34,248 --> 00:12:35,919
Well...
297
00:12:36,692 --> 00:12:39,250
not necessarily.
298
00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:41,859
If we get back in time...
299
00:12:43,736 --> 00:12:44,842
Wait...
300
00:12:45,338 --> 00:12:48,853
[SCOFFS] All this time...
301
00:12:49,175 --> 00:12:50,833
the Library had a cure?
302
00:12:50,844 --> 00:12:53,358
- Kady...
- No, you...
303
00:12:53,369 --> 00:12:54,866
you chose...
304
00:12:54,877 --> 00:12:56,565
not to save Penny?
305
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,727
- If it were up to me...
- It was.
306
00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:00,252
It's called "The Poison Room."
307
00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:02,210
The name is a warning
Penny chose to ignore.
308
00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:05,474
No, no, no, you don't get
to hide behind the Library.
309
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:08,303
You think if you're a cog
in a fascist machine
310
00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:11,088
that you're not responsible
for the people that it kills?
311
00:13:11,098 --> 00:13:12,568
I'll admit, he Library veered
312
00:13:12,578 --> 00:13:15,441
in an authoritarian direction.
313
00:13:15,451 --> 00:13:16,833
Because of Everett.
314
00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:18,270
Once we remove him from power...
315
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,880
No, no, it is not just Everett.
316
00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:22,274
It's the whole god damn Order.
317
00:13:22,284 --> 00:13:24,841
It all needs to be burned down.
318
00:13:24,851 --> 00:13:27,279
Not if it can be reformed.
319
00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:30,325
Look, as... as someone who lived through
320
00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:32,109
two world wars, I can tell you,
321
00:13:32,119 --> 00:13:34,373
authoritarian regimes,
they fail eventually.
322
00:13:34,383 --> 00:13:36,679
See? Look, even the
pedophile agrees with me.
323
00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:38,768
Oh, hardly.
324
00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:41,597
[SCOFFS] Problem is...
325
00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:44,252
no one will ever let you change.
326
00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:46,776
People always see you
for what you've done,
327
00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:48,604
never for who you are.
328
00:13:48,614 --> 00:13:50,302
So at the end of the day,
329
00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:52,869
no matter what you try to become,
some judgmental blonde bitch
330
00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:55,220
always shoves you down a poison well.
331
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,309
Yeah?
332
00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:58,701
♪
333
00:13:58,711 --> 00:14:00,790
Well, then I'm Team Blonde Bitch.
334
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:05,805
♪
335
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,757
- Where's Fen?
- I sent her out for fish flakes
336
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,498
three hours ago.
337
00:14:12,508 --> 00:14:15,370
Wait, you sent her out alone
in Manhattan?
338
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,545
Well, I kind of implied
339
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,460
it was her fault Josh was a fish
340
00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:20,897
and blah, blah, blah,
I'd blame her forever,
341
00:14:20,907 --> 00:14:23,770
so she's cooling off at Benihana.
342
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,903
She never could resist a sharp knife.
343
00:14:26,913 --> 00:14:29,776
Meanwhile, I'm trying
to read up on a damn cure
344
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,430
while maintaining constant eye contact
345
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,475
with an anchovy.
346
00:14:33,485 --> 00:14:35,477
And they say girls
are the ones who get needy
347
00:14:35,487 --> 00:14:37,436
once you fuck them.
348
00:14:37,446 --> 00:14:39,481
Wait... wait, you and Josh...
349
00:14:39,491 --> 00:14:40,874
Wait, you know about
350
00:14:40,884 --> 00:14:43,529
the little werewolf stuff, right?
351
00:14:43,539 --> 00:14:45,400
Who gives a shit?
352
00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:47,359
- Nothing matters.
- Okay.
353
00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:49,926
Look, it's not a big deal, all right?
354
00:14:49,936 --> 00:14:51,363
Sometimes we bang.
355
00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:52,842
He makes me laugh.
356
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:55,932
And I like having him around 'cause
of the aforementioned banging,
357
00:14:55,942 --> 00:14:57,717
and he just... you know,
he kind of gets me.
358
00:14:57,727 --> 00:14:59,501
So what?
359
00:14:59,511 --> 00:15:01,764
It's not like I'm in love
with Josh Hoberman.
360
00:15:01,774 --> 00:15:04,593
It kinda sounds like you are, though.
361
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,552
Have you met me?
362
00:15:06,562 --> 00:15:08,945
I don't do feelings.
363
00:15:08,955 --> 00:15:11,513
I'm the bitch with the ice axes.
364
00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:13,733
Well, you can still care about a guy...
365
00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:16,692
werewolf, fish...
366
00:15:16,702 --> 00:15:18,955
and it doesn't make you any less you.
367
00:15:18,965 --> 00:15:21,881
I mean, you can still be
a bitch if you want to.
368
00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:24,710
Shit.
369
00:15:26,451 --> 00:15:29,236
Maybe I do love this goddamn guppy.
370
00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:33,883
Uh, I think this is the hedge doctor
371
00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:35,581
that Kady called to fix Pete.
372
00:15:35,591 --> 00:15:36,712
Says he's a veterinarian.
373
00:15:36,722 --> 00:15:38,975
Maybe he can help with the fish-Josh.
374
00:15:38,985 --> 00:15:40,412
Josh-fish.
375
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,728
Way to be useful, Coldwater.
376
00:15:45,731 --> 00:15:47,506
Is this Gordy?
377
00:15:47,516 --> 00:15:50,257
Yeah, I've got fish problems.
378
00:15:55,045 --> 00:15:56,916
- Josh and Margo.
- Yeah.
379
00:15:59,049 --> 00:16:01,356
[CLEARS THROAT]
380
00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:07,656
Okay, here's my thing:
381
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,755
Um...
382
00:16:11,061 --> 00:16:14,630
I didn't think that I could
ever trust you again.
383
00:16:15,848 --> 00:16:18,537
And now...
384
00:16:18,547 --> 00:16:20,756
"And now"?
385
00:16:20,766 --> 00:16:23,639
I find myself wanting to.
386
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,893
[SIGHS]
387
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,514
[GROANS]
388
00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:39,993
When we first met...
389
00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:43,475
I was clinging onto some...
390
00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:47,445
naive, idealistic notions
of what the world should be.
391
00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:51,406
How people should be.
392
00:16:52,972 --> 00:16:55,627
And I think that I have realized...
393
00:16:57,324 --> 00:17:01,536
If I just throw away
all that childish bullshit,
394
00:17:01,546 --> 00:17:04,626
I can forgive people...
395
00:17:04,636 --> 00:17:06,454
[SHAKY SIGH]
396
00:17:06,464 --> 00:17:10,337
For not living up
to my stupid expectations.
397
00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:13,766
Like yourself?
398
00:17:13,776 --> 00:17:15,995
[LAUGHS]
399
00:17:19,521 --> 00:17:22,001
What if we tried again?
400
00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:26,996
I want you in my life, Alice.
401
00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:29,531
I want that, too.
402
00:17:40,803 --> 00:17:43,796
Cyrus.
403
00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:46,799
There was an intrusion
in the Poison Room.
404
00:17:46,809 --> 00:17:49,018
It's Zelda.
405
00:17:49,028 --> 00:17:51,857
With a hedge witch.
406
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,154
Did you follow protocol?
407
00:17:54,164 --> 00:17:57,374
Yes, they're locked in.
408
00:17:57,384 --> 00:18:00,377
But do we really just
leave her to die in there?
409
00:18:00,387 --> 00:18:03,434
[COUGHING]
410
00:18:04,957 --> 00:18:07,133
[GROANS]
411
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,562
[SIGHS]
412
00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:12,694
How long do you think we have?
413
00:18:12,704 --> 00:18:14,043
If we got out now?
414
00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:17,046
A few days.
415
00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:19,048
In here?
416
00:18:19,058 --> 00:18:21,398
A few hours.
417
00:18:21,408 --> 00:18:24,663
The after-effects of the bugs
slowed the...
418
00:18:24,673 --> 00:18:25,794
Zelda?
419
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,144
Shit.
420
00:18:28,154 --> 00:18:31,147
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
421
00:18:31,157 --> 00:18:36,588
♪
422
00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:38,807
Sorry to knock you out like that.
423
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:41,506
It's the only way we could talk.
424
00:18:41,516 --> 00:18:44,160
♪
425
00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:46,554
[SIGHS]
426
00:18:46,564 --> 00:18:50,427
♪
427
00:18:50,437 --> 00:18:52,081
You could have freed me.
428
00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:55,476
You brought a hedge witch into
our most protected archive.
429
00:18:55,486 --> 00:18:56,999
I read your book.
430
00:18:57,009 --> 00:18:58,610
You're hoarding magic.
431
00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,915
Trying to become a God.
432
00:18:59,925 --> 00:19:01,134
Why?
433
00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:04,659
I put in centuries of work before
you ever knew the Library existed.
434
00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:06,618
Oh, so I wouldn't understand.
435
00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:08,054
No, you should understand.
436
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,186
How... [SIGHS]
437
00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:12,145
Futile it all is.
438
00:19:12,155 --> 00:19:14,930
We work so hard to protect
the flame of knowledge,
439
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:18,107
but there will always be things
we can't understand.
440
00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:19,761
Knowledge of the Gods.
441
00:19:19,771 --> 00:19:21,110
By becoming one of them,
442
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,069
I can rip their secrets away from them
443
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,027
and bring them back to the Library.
444
00:19:25,037 --> 00:19:26,638
At what cost?
445
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:29,554
An unkillable God
is on the loose as we speak.
446
00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:32,731
In the body of Eliot Waugh.
447
00:19:32,741 --> 00:19:34,210
You intend to take his power.
448
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:36,952
He has the power to destroy everything,
449
00:19:36,962 --> 00:19:38,911
and all we have are books.
450
00:19:38,921 --> 00:19:42,523
If we want to face that kind
of threat, we need power too.
451
00:19:43,665 --> 00:19:50,628
♪
452
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,321
Isn't that what Bacchus and
the others were trying to do?
453
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,063
They got drunk on their own power.
454
00:20:01,073 --> 00:20:02,325
Some of them literally.
455
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:05,285
What makes you think you won't fall prey
to the same hubris?
456
00:20:05,295 --> 00:20:07,809
Well, I thought I had you.
457
00:20:07,819 --> 00:20:12,945
♪
458
00:20:12,955 --> 00:20:15,687
Excuse me, but isn't this book banned?
459
00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:18,603
Like, really, really banned?
460
00:20:18,613 --> 00:20:19,908
Fuck me.
461
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,867
Uh, we need to get that
to the Poison Room.
462
00:20:21,877 --> 00:20:24,741
Immediately. Now, now, now.
463
00:20:25,677 --> 00:20:32,684
♪
464
00:20:44,029 --> 00:20:46,761
- [CLATTERS]
- [PUPPIES WHINE]
465
00:20:51,863 --> 00:20:53,942
[DOOR OPENS]
466
00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:55,857
♪
467
00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:57,250
[DOOR CLOSES]
468
00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:59,295
You wanted me...
469
00:20:59,305 --> 00:21:01,167
♪
470
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,560
To do what, exactly?
471
00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:06,041
To take over the Library once I'm gone.
472
00:21:06,051 --> 00:21:09,001
To see to the human concerns,
473
00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:11,568
and to fix my mistakes
474
00:21:11,578 --> 00:21:15,050
with the benefit of all the knowledge
and the power I would bring.
475
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:17,574
I wish you'd told me the truth sooner.
476
00:21:17,584 --> 00:21:19,751
So do I.
477
00:21:19,761 --> 00:21:21,317
So...
478
00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:24,059
do what you must.
479
00:21:24,069 --> 00:21:25,365
Follow protocol.
480
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:28,890
There is a way you can still help me.
481
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:31,806
I redirected the power I need
into a reservoir,
482
00:21:31,816 --> 00:21:33,895
but it triggered a protective spell.
483
00:21:33,905 --> 00:21:35,244
A puzzle I can't solve.
484
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:37,246
But I've discovered someone who can.
485
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,379
Quentin Coldwater.
486
00:21:39,389 --> 00:21:40,423
[SIGHS]
487
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,295
Get Quentin to open the reservoir,
488
00:21:42,305 --> 00:21:44,253
and the Library can still be
yours to lead if...
489
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:46,603
[GRUNTS]
490
00:21:46,613 --> 00:21:48,301
Did you slap me?
491
00:21:48,311 --> 00:21:50,956
We need to move, fast.
492
00:21:50,966 --> 00:21:52,261
No.
493
00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:54,307
I didn't risk my life
to save a child molester.
494
00:21:54,317 --> 00:21:55,830
- He can stay.
- What?
495
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,789
No! [STAMMERING]
496
00:21:57,799 --> 00:21:59,791
We had a deal! Tell him!
497
00:21:59,801 --> 00:22:02,924
Well, your moss
didn't do shit for us, so...
498
00:22:02,934 --> 00:22:05,971
But, uh... but I can help you
get to the reservoir.
499
00:22:05,981 --> 00:22:07,624
♪
500
00:22:07,634 --> 00:22:10,932
It... it was a secret
of Martin's, and...
501
00:22:10,942 --> 00:22:12,891
I know all his secrets.
502
00:22:12,901 --> 00:22:15,284
I could share them with you.
503
00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:20,812
♪
504
00:22:20,822 --> 00:22:22,814
[ALARM BELL RINGING]
505
00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:25,207
Incursion protocol. They're patrolling.
506
00:22:25,217 --> 00:22:27,383
Come on.
507
00:22:27,393 --> 00:22:32,301
♪
508
00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:34,216
Get to the earth fountain,
I'll hold them off.
509
00:22:34,226 --> 00:22:36,697
Go!
510
00:22:36,707 --> 00:22:38,220
♪
511
00:22:38,230 --> 00:22:39,961
[GRUNTS]
512
00:22:39,971 --> 00:22:42,094
- [GRUNTS]
- [YELPS]
513
00:22:42,104 --> 00:22:44,270
♪
514
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,141
[GRUNTS]
515
00:22:46,151 --> 00:22:47,316
Damn it.
516
00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:49,101
Quite a trip you sent me on.
517
00:22:49,111 --> 00:22:51,799
[GRUNTING]
518
00:22:51,809 --> 00:22:54,149
You ruined my suit.
519
00:22:54,159 --> 00:22:57,152
But the good news is...
520
00:22:57,162 --> 00:22:59,372
you're just about my size.
521
00:22:59,382 --> 00:23:01,026
♪
522
00:23:01,036 --> 00:23:02,733
[GROWLS]
523
00:23:04,386 --> 00:23:06,943
- [DOG BARKING]
- Keep barking, you Schnauzer fuck.
524
00:23:06,954 --> 00:23:08,859
It won't bring back your balls.
525
00:23:08,869 --> 00:23:11,862
God, I hate animals.
526
00:23:11,872 --> 00:23:13,864
So...
527
00:23:14,730 --> 00:23:17,864
- goldfish troubles?
- Not exactly.
528
00:23:19,257 --> 00:23:20,901
I see.
529
00:23:20,911 --> 00:23:22,068
Not a goldfish.
530
00:23:22,079 --> 00:23:23,641
Some kind of hybrid?
531
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,470
Oh, my God.
532
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,559
I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news,
533
00:23:27,569 --> 00:23:31,520
but your fish is a werewolf.
534
00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:33,000
Wait.
535
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,915
So are you.
536
00:23:34,925 --> 00:23:38,396
Did... did you fuck this fish?
537
00:23:38,406 --> 00:23:40,746
Look, he's a human who's been cursed,
538
00:23:40,756 --> 00:23:42,487
and I need to know how to undo it.
539
00:23:42,497 --> 00:23:44,925
Well, it's definitely not a hedge spell.
540
00:23:44,935 --> 00:23:46,578
And without knowing how it was cast,
541
00:23:46,588 --> 00:23:48,232
not much I can do about it.
542
00:23:48,242 --> 00:23:50,017
So, should I just go ahead
and flush it, or...
543
00:23:50,027 --> 00:23:51,975
Again, he's a person.
544
00:23:51,985 --> 00:23:54,673
I'm gonna need you to try
a little harder, all right?
545
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:57,024
Now, if I look away
for literally ten seconds
546
00:23:57,034 --> 00:23:59,765
he starts to die, and at some
point I'm gonna need to sleep
547
00:23:59,775 --> 00:24:03,257
or drop a deuce,
and I don't allow spectators.
548
00:24:04,157 --> 00:24:06,497
Yeah, there is some kind
549
00:24:06,507 --> 00:24:07,934
of bond happening there.
550
00:24:07,944 --> 00:24:09,152
Whoa.
551
00:24:09,162 --> 00:24:12,503
Your eye is crazy.
552
00:24:12,513 --> 00:24:14,288
Is that a wolf thing, or...
553
00:24:14,298 --> 00:24:15,855
Fairy thing.
554
00:24:15,865 --> 00:24:17,682
Can we focus on fish boy, please?
555
00:24:17,692 --> 00:24:19,597
It's not even attached to your head.
556
00:24:19,607 --> 00:24:21,556
You ever pop it out?
557
00:24:21,566 --> 00:24:24,385
Why the shit would I pop out
my own eyeball, Gordy?
558
00:24:24,395 --> 00:24:27,344
So you can point it
559
00:24:27,354 --> 00:24:28,693
at your gilled lover
560
00:24:28,703 --> 00:24:31,348
while you attend to...
561
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,968
lady business.
562
00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:40,314
I don't know, man.
563
00:24:40,324 --> 00:24:42,882
It feels pretty stuck in there.
564
00:24:42,892 --> 00:24:45,459
Ah!
565
00:24:48,506 --> 00:24:50,672
Holy shit, it's working.
566
00:24:50,682 --> 00:24:52,369
I can still see out of it.
567
00:24:52,379 --> 00:24:55,469
You ever touch me again,
I'll pop out your balls.
568
00:24:57,645 --> 00:25:00,344
Uh...
569
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,642
[LAUGHS] See?
570
00:25:04,652 --> 00:25:06,644
Problem solved.
571
00:25:06,654 --> 00:25:07,819
I don't know.
572
00:25:07,829 --> 00:25:10,518
This seems kind of problematic.
573
00:25:10,528 --> 00:25:13,226
Oh, I got just the thing.
574
00:25:17,535 --> 00:25:18,777
Really?
575
00:25:19,929 --> 00:25:24,227
Why does a veterinarian have
a pirate-themed eye patch?
576
00:25:24,237 --> 00:25:27,762
Maybe it's best we don't ask
a lot of follow-up questions.
577
00:25:30,374 --> 00:25:31,931
Jesus, what happened to you?
578
00:25:31,941 --> 00:25:33,758
Hey.
579
00:25:33,768 --> 00:25:35,021
[TENSE MUSIC]
580
00:25:35,031 --> 00:25:36,457
- Just...
- Hello, Alice.
581
00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:38,546
- Thought he was dead.
- Why'd you bring him here?
582
00:25:38,556 --> 00:25:41,288
Because I just might be
the only person alive
583
00:25:41,298 --> 00:25:42,942
who knows how to access the reservoir
584
00:25:42,952 --> 00:25:45,422
and save your friends.
585
00:25:45,432 --> 00:25:47,033
♪
586
00:25:47,043 --> 00:25:48,295
Mm.
587
00:25:48,305 --> 00:25:49,905
Okay, so the... the reservoir.
588
00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:52,342
Yes, well, that's what Martin called it.
589
00:25:52,352 --> 00:25:53,778
I thought it lacked
590
00:25:53,788 --> 00:25:56,259
a certain poetry.
591
00:25:56,269 --> 00:25:58,958
So I renamed it the Secret Sea.
592
00:25:58,968 --> 00:26:01,047
Right, the fourth...
the fourth "Fillory" book.
593
00:26:01,057 --> 00:26:02,077
Mm.
594
00:26:02,088 --> 00:26:04,655
Oh, I see you have a copy here.
595
00:26:05,426 --> 00:26:06,530
Ah.
596
00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:08,793
Oh, first edition.
597
00:26:08,803 --> 00:26:10,839
- That must be valuable.
- Yes.
598
00:26:10,849 --> 00:26:12,623
Well...
599
00:26:12,633 --> 00:26:14,495
even more so now.
600
00:26:14,505 --> 00:26:16,681
[CHUCKLES]
601
00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:20,544
The Watcherwoman in the books,
602
00:26:20,554 --> 00:26:23,236
she was...
603
00:26:23,247 --> 00:26:25,213
trying to steal all of magic
for herself, right?
604
00:26:25,224 --> 00:26:26,724
And then... and then Martin stops her.
605
00:26:26,734 --> 00:26:29,684
Most of that book is pure tosh.
606
00:26:29,694 --> 00:26:32,687
I had to invent that plot
from the whole class.
607
00:26:32,697 --> 00:26:36,647
It's... well, I couldn't exactly
publish the stories
608
00:26:36,657 --> 00:26:38,649
as the children
told them to me, could I?
609
00:26:38,659 --> 00:26:40,086
I mean, the "Flying Forest,"
610
00:26:40,096 --> 00:26:44,307
where the Chatwins discovered
recreational drug use?
611
00:26:44,317 --> 00:26:48,007
Poor little Jane hearing about
the birds and the bees from a...
612
00:26:48,017 --> 00:26:51,749
did you know that centaurs
view necrophilia
613
00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:53,969
as a way of honoring the dead?
614
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:55,884
Don't think I'd get a Carnegie Medal
615
00:26:55,894 --> 00:26:57,842
for explaining that to children.
616
00:26:57,852 --> 00:26:59,757
I mean, then there's all the...
617
00:26:59,767 --> 00:27:02,021
all the exaggerations and the lies.
618
00:27:02,031 --> 00:27:05,676
I mean, Martin slaying
a dozen mercenaries,
619
00:27:05,686 --> 00:27:08,592
and Jane riding on top of a horse,
620
00:27:08,602 --> 00:27:10,638
what, 100 feet tall?
621
00:27:10,648 --> 00:27:12,118
I mean, what did she call it?
622
00:27:12,128 --> 00:27:14,511
- Cozy Horse.
- "Cozy Horse."
623
00:27:14,521 --> 00:27:16,861
Utter nonsense thrown in there
624
00:27:16,871 --> 00:27:19,125
just to see how much
they'd get me to believe,
625
00:27:19,135 --> 00:27:21,127
and then Jane insisted I keep it.
626
00:27:21,137 --> 00:27:24,652
In real life, the ending was...
was much darker.
627
00:27:24,662 --> 00:27:27,611
Oh, Martin did stop
the Watcherwoman, that's true.
628
00:27:27,621 --> 00:27:30,092
The Secret Sea was built
629
00:27:30,102 --> 00:27:32,051
by the 13th king of Fillory
630
00:27:32,061 --> 00:27:34,531
to consolidate power for himself.
631
00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:37,839
Martin wanted to make sure
that no one ever tried
632
00:27:37,849 --> 00:27:41,625
to do the same thing again
so he drained the Secret Sea,
633
00:27:41,635 --> 00:27:44,628
using the last few drops to set a trap
634
00:27:44,638 --> 00:27:47,588
for anyone who might
one day try to refill it.
635
00:27:47,598 --> 00:27:49,503
A... a curse.
636
00:27:49,513 --> 00:27:51,896
Right, so now one
of our friends is a fish.
637
00:27:51,906 --> 00:27:54,856
[LAUGHS] Well, he was 13 at the time.
638
00:27:54,866 --> 00:27:56,423
You have to forgive
639
00:27:56,433 --> 00:27:58,903
his rather adolescent sense of humor.
640
00:27:58,913 --> 00:28:00,949
- You know how to fix it?
- Mm-hmm.
641
00:28:00,959 --> 00:28:03,778
There's a garden
just outside the reservoir.
642
00:28:03,788 --> 00:28:06,607
The Drowned Garden, Martin called it.
643
00:28:06,617 --> 00:28:08,957
Never did know why.
644
00:28:08,967 --> 00:28:11,742
It reacts to your emotions.
645
00:28:11,752 --> 00:28:14,441
If you're happy, a flower blooms.
646
00:28:14,451 --> 00:28:16,921
If you're sad, another one.
647
00:28:16,931 --> 00:28:19,185
So one of the plants is the antidote?
648
00:28:19,195 --> 00:28:21,458
Indeed.
649
00:28:22,459 --> 00:28:24,712
To make it bloom...
650
00:28:24,722 --> 00:28:27,812
you have to truly love Fillory.
651
00:28:33,513 --> 00:28:36,724
Maybe when I was 12, but...
652
00:28:36,734 --> 00:28:38,769
I don't know, Fillory's taken away
653
00:28:38,779 --> 00:28:40,119
a lot of the shit I love.
654
00:28:40,129 --> 00:28:43,034
Martin had the same problem.
655
00:28:43,044 --> 00:28:45,602
He returned as an adult and...
656
00:28:45,612 --> 00:28:48,692
could not make the flower bloom.
657
00:28:48,702 --> 00:28:51,652
His innocent love for Fillory
658
00:28:51,662 --> 00:28:54,481
had... had soured.
659
00:28:54,491 --> 00:28:56,439
Think we can all say why.
660
00:28:56,449 --> 00:28:58,886
Quentin.
661
00:29:00,061 --> 00:29:03,054
It has to be you.
662
00:29:03,064 --> 00:29:05,796
I'm familiar with your books.
663
00:29:05,806 --> 00:29:09,148
Even considering
your recent experiences,
664
00:29:09,158 --> 00:29:12,151
Quentin has the best chance of...
665
00:29:12,161 --> 00:29:15,632
making the garden grow.
666
00:29:15,642 --> 00:29:17,939
[SIGHS]
667
00:29:17,949 --> 00:29:20,550
[COUGHING] We don't have much time.
668
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,900
There's a contractor the Library uses
669
00:29:22,910 --> 00:29:24,119
who might be willing to...
670
00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:27,132
Text me if you find somebody. [COUGHING]
671
00:29:35,749 --> 00:29:37,785
So it's true? The Library has a cure?
672
00:29:37,795 --> 00:29:40,788
[SIGHS] I know, it's bullshit.
673
00:29:40,798 --> 00:29:43,192
Go with her before it's too late.
674
00:29:44,802 --> 00:29:46,750
If this is some noble shit
675
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,676
about you not owing
the Library anything...
676
00:29:52,984 --> 00:29:54,018
Oh.
677
00:29:54,028 --> 00:29:55,672
You don't want to be cured.
678
00:29:55,682 --> 00:29:57,534
[SNIFFS]
679
00:29:57,545 --> 00:29:58,980
'Cause for all of the terrible shit
680
00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:00,764
we've been through, at least the upside
681
00:30:00,774 --> 00:30:03,027
is that you know that
there's a life after death
682
00:30:03,037 --> 00:30:06,161
and you get to spend forever
with the other Penny.
683
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:07,858
And what part of that sounds bad?
684
00:30:07,868 --> 00:30:10,121
The part where you're dead.
685
00:30:10,131 --> 00:30:11,862
[SCOFFS]
686
00:30:11,872 --> 00:30:13,603
I may not know you the way he did,
687
00:30:13,613 --> 00:30:16,703
but I know that that would be
a hell of a waste.
688
00:30:18,096 --> 00:30:20,697
Yeah.
689
00:30:20,707 --> 00:30:22,883
Well, most things are.
690
00:30:27,975 --> 00:30:30,316
A lot's changed since I've been gone.
691
00:30:30,326 --> 00:30:31,752
Yes.
692
00:30:31,762 --> 00:30:34,711
The humans made lots of good stuff.
693
00:30:34,721 --> 00:30:36,060
[TENSE MUSIC]
694
00:30:36,070 --> 00:30:38,324
They spend their small lives
building things
695
00:30:38,334 --> 00:30:41,283
that we could smash in a heartbeat.
696
00:30:41,293 --> 00:30:42,371
Sounds fun.
697
00:30:42,381 --> 00:30:44,895
Perhaps you can tell me... [SIGHS]
698
00:30:44,905 --> 00:30:47,855
Do I have a name?
699
00:30:47,865 --> 00:30:51,337
Why would you need one?
700
00:30:51,347 --> 00:30:53,904
Starbucks, mostly.
701
00:30:53,914 --> 00:30:56,255
This whole time I felt so sorry for you.
702
00:30:56,265 --> 00:30:58,082
Lost and alone.
703
00:30:58,092 --> 00:31:00,346
But you weren't alone.
You were with the humans.
704
00:31:00,356 --> 00:31:03,218
You talk like them, you think like them.
705
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:05,089
♪
706
00:31:05,099 --> 00:31:06,917
I ate a few of them.
707
00:31:06,927 --> 00:31:09,746
Yes, but you care about them.
708
00:31:09,756 --> 00:31:14,098
♪
709
00:31:14,108 --> 00:31:16,275
[SIGHS]
710
00:31:16,285 --> 00:31:17,885
♪
711
00:31:17,895 --> 00:31:19,103
You think I'm disappointed.
712
00:31:19,113 --> 00:31:21,628
I'm not.
713
00:31:21,638 --> 00:31:24,370
♪
714
00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:27,024
Are you scared of me, little brother?
715
00:31:27,034 --> 00:31:29,113
Would I have worked so hard
to bring you back
716
00:31:29,123 --> 00:31:31,725
if I was scared of you?
717
00:31:31,735 --> 00:31:35,206
All I thought about was you.
718
00:31:35,216 --> 00:31:38,035
After I remembered you existed, anyway.
719
00:31:38,045 --> 00:31:40,951
And all I thought about was revenge.
720
00:31:40,961 --> 00:31:44,215
And I got it for you already.
721
00:31:44,225 --> 00:31:46,653
I killed Bacchus.
722
00:31:46,663 --> 00:31:48,742
Iris.
723
00:31:48,752 --> 00:31:50,831
All of them.
724
00:31:50,841 --> 00:31:52,887
Everyone who hurt you.
725
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,619
The question is, who put us here?
726
00:31:56,629 --> 00:31:59,970
♪
727
00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:01,320
Our parents.
728
00:32:01,330 --> 00:32:03,800
They made us, called us mistakes.
729
00:32:03,810 --> 00:32:05,149
Abandoned us.
730
00:32:05,159 --> 00:32:08,239
So, what do we do?
731
00:32:08,249 --> 00:32:10,677
I like murder as much as anyone,
732
00:32:10,687 --> 00:32:13,027
but I did all of this
733
00:32:13,037 --> 00:32:15,246
just to be with you.
734
00:32:15,256 --> 00:32:18,859
Can't we enjoy it
just for a little while?
735
00:32:18,869 --> 00:32:20,382
♪
736
00:32:20,392 --> 00:32:22,428
That's not what we were made for.
737
00:32:22,438 --> 00:32:26,823
It's not that I am terrified
of the Old Gods in any way.
738
00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:29,217
It's just, how do you kill
739
00:32:29,227 --> 00:32:32,002
an intangible thought creature?
740
00:32:32,012 --> 00:32:35,092
Where do you even stab?
741
00:32:35,102 --> 00:32:37,834
They're more vulnerable
than you think...
742
00:32:37,844 --> 00:32:40,010
if we can get to their realm.
743
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:42,186
Which we cannot.
744
00:32:42,196 --> 00:32:45,668
We had a key. A scroll.
745
00:32:45,678 --> 00:32:48,192
Found it a very long time ago
on this world.
746
00:32:48,202 --> 00:32:49,455
The Order took it from us.
747
00:32:49,465 --> 00:32:51,718
They didn't even know what they had.
748
00:32:51,728 --> 00:32:53,110
Now...
749
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,113
where would a bunch of librarians keep
750
00:32:56,123 --> 00:33:00,301
a very, very important scroll?
751
00:33:11,617 --> 00:33:12,826
Oh.
752
00:33:12,836 --> 00:33:14,131
Here.
753
00:33:14,141 --> 00:33:15,655
This has to be it.
754
00:33:15,665 --> 00:33:18,919
It's exactly as Martin described it.
755
00:33:18,929 --> 00:33:21,878
[STAMMERING]
Think... think happy thoughts
756
00:33:21,888 --> 00:33:23,793
about Fillory.
757
00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:25,534
Pure.
758
00:33:25,544 --> 00:33:28,363
Innocent.
759
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,060
Maybe try talking to it.
760
00:33:30,070 --> 00:33:33,378
Okay, you just...
761
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:39,592
Well...
762
00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:42,812
um, Fillory is...
763
00:33:42,822 --> 00:33:44,858
obviously great.
764
00:33:44,868 --> 00:33:47,991
Um, you know, talking bears, right?
765
00:33:48,001 --> 00:33:49,950
Who... who could hate that?
766
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,867
And... and opium in the air.
767
00:33:53,877 --> 00:33:55,825
That was...
768
00:33:55,835 --> 00:33:57,697
smart.
769
00:33:57,707 --> 00:34:00,134
And...
770
00:34:00,144 --> 00:34:02,789
socialized centaur medicine.
771
00:34:02,799 --> 00:34:04,094
Are we screwed
772
00:34:04,104 --> 00:34:05,835
because Quentin can't
get it up for Fillory?
773
00:34:05,845 --> 00:34:07,794
- Just...
- Look, why don't you try...
774
00:34:07,804 --> 00:34:10,519
Okay, no, stop. I can't... look,
you're the one that ruined this.
775
00:34:10,530 --> 00:34:14,549
I can't do it with you over my
shoulder, so just... please, just go.
776
00:34:17,596 --> 00:34:19,903
God damn it.
777
00:34:22,209 --> 00:34:24,908
[SIGHS]
778
00:34:27,606 --> 00:34:29,859
Okay, um...
779
00:34:29,869 --> 00:34:32,427
when I was a kid
I... I loved the Fizzy River
780
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:34,429
that they found in book two.
781
00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:36,605
And I loved...
782
00:34:36,615 --> 00:34:38,651
I loved the Upside-Down Desert.
783
00:34:38,661 --> 00:34:40,653
You know, the... [STAMMERING]
784
00:34:40,663 --> 00:34:43,960
I can't really picture it,
but, you know, it sounds...
785
00:34:43,970 --> 00:34:46,669
it sounds cool.
786
00:34:49,628 --> 00:34:51,185
I don't know, I can't... I'm sorry.
787
00:34:51,195 --> 00:34:54,546
- I just... I can't...
- Hey. Hey.
788
00:34:56,026 --> 00:34:58,105
I used to love Fillory when I was a kid
789
00:34:58,115 --> 00:35:01,586
because I didn't know what it was.
790
00:35:01,596 --> 00:35:03,588
Plover left out
all of the terrible shit,
791
00:35:03,598 --> 00:35:05,678
and most of the good stuff
he just made up.
792
00:35:05,688 --> 00:35:08,985
Even the fucking Cozy Horse is a lie.
793
00:35:08,995 --> 00:35:10,465
Remember what you told me
794
00:35:10,475 --> 00:35:12,467
about letting go of who you used to be?
795
00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:14,556
I know, I'm trying.
796
00:35:14,566 --> 00:35:16,950
Don't.
797
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,779
I don't want you to.
798
00:35:19,789 --> 00:35:22,651
Believing in something...
really believing...
799
00:35:22,661 --> 00:35:24,958
is almost impossible.
800
00:35:24,968 --> 00:35:26,786
[BITTERSWEET MUSIC]
801
00:35:26,796 --> 00:35:29,658
But the Quentin I first met...
802
00:35:29,668 --> 00:35:32,487
he believed in magic.
803
00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:34,794
And in Fillory.
804
00:35:34,804 --> 00:35:36,970
He changed.
805
00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:39,886
He grew up.
806
00:35:39,896 --> 00:35:42,976
Being an adult doesn't mean
that you have to throw away
807
00:35:42,986 --> 00:35:45,630
what you used to love.
808
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,503
Then what does it mean?
809
00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:51,680
Seeing the world through new eyes.
810
00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:56,511
♪
811
00:35:56,521 --> 00:35:59,296
And for what it's worth,
812
00:35:59,306 --> 00:36:01,037
the Cozy Horse is real.
813
00:36:01,047 --> 00:36:02,778
I saw it when I was a niffin.
814
00:36:02,788 --> 00:36:04,954
So big you could build a house on it.
815
00:36:04,964 --> 00:36:06,913
♪
816
00:36:06,923 --> 00:36:09,176
So...
817
00:36:09,186 --> 00:36:11,656
let's go.
818
00:36:11,666 --> 00:36:18,717
♪
819
00:36:25,985 --> 00:36:28,118
[SIGHS]
820
00:36:29,075 --> 00:36:31,991
Okay, it's just you and me.
821
00:36:34,167 --> 00:36:35,550
You know the worst part
822
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,215
of getting exactly what you want?
823
00:36:40,695 --> 00:36:43,176
When it's not good enough.
824
00:36:45,265 --> 00:36:47,877
Then what do you do?
825
00:36:50,053 --> 00:36:53,273
If this can't make me happy,
then what would?
826
00:36:58,061 --> 00:37:01,064
Fillory was supposed to mean something.
827
00:37:02,108 --> 00:37:05,764
I was supposed to mean something here.
828
00:37:07,897 --> 00:37:09,889
But it's all... it's just...
it's random.
829
00:37:09,899 --> 00:37:10,933
It's so random
830
00:37:10,943 --> 00:37:12,892
that the only way to save my friends
831
00:37:12,902 --> 00:37:15,730
is to yell at a fucking plant!
832
00:37:18,951 --> 00:37:22,346
Honestly, fuck Fillory
for being so disappointing.
833
00:37:24,739 --> 00:37:28,787
You know what, maybe I was better off
just believing that it was fiction.
834
00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:32,389
The idea of Fillory
835
00:37:32,399 --> 00:37:35,088
is what saved my life!
836
00:37:35,098 --> 00:37:36,916
[TENSE MUSIC]
837
00:37:36,926 --> 00:37:38,874
[RUEFUL LAUGH]
838
00:37:38,884 --> 00:37:41,964
This promise...
839
00:37:41,974 --> 00:37:44,837
that...
840
00:37:44,847 --> 00:37:47,187
people like me...
841
00:37:47,197 --> 00:37:50,364
[WEEPING]
842
00:37:50,374 --> 00:37:53,671
People like me... [SNIFFLES]
843
00:37:53,681 --> 00:37:56,283
Can somehow...
844
00:37:56,293 --> 00:37:58,894
♪
845
00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:00,940
Find an escape.
846
00:38:00,950 --> 00:38:04,204
♪
847
00:38:04,214 --> 00:38:07,120
There has gotta be some power in that.
848
00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:09,731
♪
849
00:38:09,741 --> 00:38:14,214
Shouldn't loving the idea
of Fillory be enough?
850
00:38:14,224 --> 00:38:18,184
♪
851
00:38:23,973 --> 00:38:26,801
[SIGHS]
852
00:38:30,849 --> 00:38:33,842
[CURIOUS MUSIC]
853
00:38:33,852 --> 00:38:40,196
♪
854
00:38:40,206 --> 00:38:42,329
Guys.
855
00:38:42,339 --> 00:38:44,244
♪
856
00:38:44,254 --> 00:38:47,160
Guys, something's happening!
857
00:38:47,170 --> 00:38:50,032
♪
858
00:38:50,042 --> 00:38:52,165
[WOMAN SHRIEKS]
859
00:38:52,175 --> 00:38:55,168
[FOREBODING MUSIC]
860
00:38:55,178 --> 00:38:57,910
♪
861
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,086
[GRUNTS]
862
00:39:00,096 --> 00:39:02,131
[HOLLERS]
863
00:39:02,141 --> 00:39:09,192
♪
864
00:39:11,759 --> 00:39:14,013
Here's the door.
865
00:39:14,023 --> 00:39:16,885
[APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS]
866
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:23,903
♪
867
00:39:26,035 --> 00:39:27,993
[SCREAMS]
868
00:39:29,212 --> 00:39:36,219
♪
869
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:49,450
♪
870
00:39:54,876 --> 00:39:57,617
The key to the realm of the Old Gods.
871
00:39:58,718 --> 00:40:00,275
- [CRUNCH]
- [WOMAN GAGS]
872
00:40:00,285 --> 00:40:03,278
[SINISTER MUSIC]
873
00:40:03,288 --> 00:40:10,285
♪
874
00:40:11,022 --> 00:40:13,288
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
875
00:40:13,350 --> 00:40:20,400
♪
876
00:40:25,404 --> 00:40:27,929
How the hell does this thing work?
877
00:40:30,539 --> 00:40:31,965
Give this to Margo.
878
00:40:31,976 --> 00:40:35,361
If Plover's right, it should cure Josh.
879
00:40:35,371 --> 00:40:38,320
Monsters in Library!
880
00:40:38,330 --> 00:40:41,323
[TENSE MUSIC]
881
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:44,152
- Sheila must have sent it.
- Monsters in Library!
882
00:40:44,162 --> 00:40:45,893
All right, we have to
go before they leave.
883
00:40:45,903 --> 00:40:47,503
Okay, I'll grab Margo and the axes.
884
00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:48,983
Hey, you sure this is gonna work?
885
00:40:48,993 --> 00:40:50,245
Well, either it will,
886
00:40:50,255 --> 00:40:52,030
or when you come back
we'll both be fish.
887
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,641
Well, that'd be an improvement.
888
00:40:54,651 --> 00:40:58,514
♪
889
00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:01,169
- Okay.
- Okay.
890
00:41:01,179 --> 00:41:04,825
♪
891
00:41:04,835 --> 00:41:06,392
Do you feel anything?
892
00:41:06,402 --> 00:41:08,612
Super stressed out?
893
00:41:08,622 --> 00:41:10,526
Okay.
894
00:41:10,536 --> 00:41:14,139
♪
895
00:41:14,149 --> 00:41:16,489
Ugh.
896
00:41:16,499 --> 00:41:19,144
Yeah, I'm totally feeling that.
897
00:41:19,154 --> 00:41:20,928
- Okay.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
898
00:41:20,938 --> 00:41:24,628
♪
899
00:41:24,638 --> 00:41:28,196
Grab your axes. Monsters in the Library.
900
00:41:28,206 --> 00:41:29,502
Are you baking for a fish?
901
00:41:29,512 --> 00:41:31,460
He has a refined palate.
902
00:41:31,470 --> 00:41:33,375
Yeah, here, this should
fix the whole fish deal.
903
00:41:33,385 --> 00:41:36,045
And, yes, I noticed that your
eyeball isn't in your head,
904
00:41:36,056 --> 00:41:38,459
but honestly, we do not have
time for me to hear that story.
905
00:41:38,470 --> 00:41:40,426
- How long does the leaf take?
- I don't know.
906
00:41:40,436 --> 00:41:43,047
But you know it works?
907
00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:47,041
I can't believe I'm saying this,
908
00:41:47,051 --> 00:41:49,000
but I can't go until he's cured.
909
00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:51,350
If I leave, Josh will die.
910
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,482
- It's okay.
- Penny.
911
00:41:53,492 --> 00:41:55,180
I'll bring Eliot back.
912
00:41:55,190 --> 00:41:56,877
I promise.
913
00:41:56,887 --> 00:41:59,150
[EERIE RUSHING, WHISPERING]
914
00:42:00,630 --> 00:42:03,579
Damn cheap bastards.
915
00:42:03,589 --> 00:42:05,059
No, no, please!
916
00:42:05,069 --> 00:42:07,714
- No! No!
- [BOTH SCREAM]
917
00:42:07,724 --> 00:42:10,325
Shit.
918
00:42:10,335 --> 00:42:13,328
[SINISTER MUSIC]
919
00:42:13,338 --> 00:42:15,504
[CLEARS THROAT]
920
00:42:15,514 --> 00:42:17,724
♪
921
00:42:17,734 --> 00:42:20,640
What did you do
to get locked in this cage?
922
00:42:20,650 --> 00:42:21,989
♪
923
00:42:21,999 --> 00:42:24,078
Well, I...
924
00:42:24,088 --> 00:42:27,038
I went against every instinct I had.
925
00:42:27,048 --> 00:42:30,345
I tried to make a goddamn difference.
926
00:42:30,355 --> 00:42:33,087
Which, for the record,
you should never, ever do.
927
00:42:33,097 --> 00:42:37,048
♪
928
00:42:37,058 --> 00:42:39,267
Julia...
929
00:42:39,277 --> 00:42:41,574
if... if you're in there,
930
00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:44,272
then I'm sorry...
931
00:42:44,282 --> 00:42:47,275
for everything that happened to you...
932
00:42:47,285 --> 00:42:48,450
♪
933
00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:49,582
Because of me.
934
00:42:49,592 --> 00:42:51,758
Hey, monster.
935
00:42:51,768 --> 00:42:54,021
Lady.
936
00:42:54,069 --> 00:43:01,120
♪
937
00:43:04,688 --> 00:43:07,294
- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
938
00:43:07,305 --> 00:43:09,960
- Adorable.
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