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- ? Rise of the

? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ?

? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ?

? Rise of the

? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ?

? Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ?

? Rising up against evil paint the city green ?

? Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ?

? Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ?

? With each other they discover ?

? Their destiny and rise

? Cowabunga

? Rise of the

? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ?

? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ?

? Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ?

? Rise

all: ? Birthday girl, it's your birthday ?

? Birthday girl, it's your birthday ?

- I don't know why you are even bothering.

I told you guys my birthdays are always a disaster.

It's cursed.

- Curse, smursh.

We are gonna birthday so hard,

you're gonna need a permission slip.

[loud crash]

[all groan]

- What was that?

[engine hissing]

- Ah!

- Oh, I guess the cannon works.

Power level, good.

Aim, needs work.

- Are you sure it's safe for my hair

to shoot me out of this thing?

- Of course.

Magician's assistants have been shot out of cannons for years.

But if you're concerned,

we could go back to sawing you in ten.

- Newsflash: you actually saw me into tiny pieces.

It's incredibly painful.

- Well, you don't think it's painful,

me, cutting my roomie up?

I'm a mutant, not a monster.

[loud thumping]

They found us.

[suspenseful music]

- Play it cool.

- Hard to do without an air conditioner.

[rim shot]

- Nailed it.

- Ah, it was a great setup.

- Okay, give it to me straight.

How bad is the damage?

- Oh, it's, uh, not that bad.

- Oh, it's real bad,

real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real bad.

- See, I told you my birthday was cursed.

- Come on, relax.

This is just a mini bump in the road, a hiccup.

There's no way this night gets worse.

[explosion]

[dramatic music]

- Ugh!

- Ah!

- What was that?

- [groans]

[dramatic musical flourish]

- Your gauntlet will be mine, worm man.

- Breaking news: the gauntlet stays with me!

[lasers zapping]

- Enough of this.

[dramatic music]

- Oh, ah, ooh, ah, oh!

Huh?

- Alakaboom!

[tinkling music]

- Take that, you horn-headed freak!

- Oh, my turtles, how very not nice to see you.

- April's birthday really is cursed.

- We cannot let her see this.

- Yeah, we gotta get out of here.

- [grunts]

- Real quick, we just need to take care

of this tiny, no-big-deal, non-life-threatening situation.

Then it's on to April birthday fun.

- Prepare to fire some cool weapons!

- Which ones?

- All of them.

- Okay, who is that, and how'd he get in here?

- [gasps] Hold the phone!

You're Warren Stone.

I'd recognize that hair anywhere!

- Why, yes, I am.

Are you a Stonehead?

That's what I call my fans.

- Member since ? 2010

- Excellent.

Now by the power vested in me by my own fan club,

I'm deputizing you to get my hippo roomie back.

- Where's my roommate/friend/ magical assistant?

- Surprise! We don't have him.

Uh, they have him.

Double surprise.

- Get off my console!

- I'll save you, Warren!

Ah!

- No!

Give him back!

- Oh, no.

[explosion]

- Wha?

- Warren!

- Hypno!

- Warren!

- Hypno!

[all screaming]

[ominous music]

- Oh.

- What does this thing do, and why does Draxum want it?

Hmm? Hmm?

- I don't know, but it's amazing.

I call her Charlotte.

She's like a toupee but for your fist.

- The gauntlet is part of the dark armor.

We cannot let Draxum have it.

So now to do some light removing

of a thing attached to another thing.

- What the? Donnie!

- It's fine. He regenerates, remember?

- Uh, no.

[flames roaring, metal clanking]

- Stop! This is a sign.

Maybe this is finally the year my birthday is awesome.

- Because we've got a worm man tied to a pole?

You need to raise your standards.

- This is my birthday,

and Warren Stone is the GOAT of news anchors.

We've gotta help him get his friend/roomie/it's complicated

back from Baron Draxum.

It's my birthday wish.

[all groan]

- You're invoking B-day rights on him?

- He might be a villain, but so is Baron Sheep Man,

and the enemy of your enemy is a--monster!

- [squeals]

[all scream]

- [squeals]

- Is that a note from Draxum?

- What, he couldn't send an email?

- "Give us the gauntlet or your kiwi friend

"becomes a smoothie.

"Let's not be tacky and avoid a violent exchang...ie.

Love, Huginn and Muninn."

- You guys, we gotta help 'em.

- Hard pass.

- [whimpering] [soft music]

- I know I'm a famous worm villain, but I need your help.

When news fame left, so did everyone I knew.

I was alone. I had nothing,

until I met a magician turned hippo,

and my life changed.

For my birthday, he baked me a tiny cake

and then magically jumped out of it.

He almost crushed me when he slipped on frosting.

He's my brother. He's my--

- Fine. All right. Just please stop.

We'll get your roomie back.

[dramatic music]

- [muffled groan]

?

- Tonight's top story: I'm here to make your trade, Draxum.

- Good.

Now hand over the gauntlet.

- [muffled] It's a trap!

- I love you too.

We could do that, or I could make you an even sweeter offer.

- Ooh, like what?

- A lifetime supply of gum?

- No.

- How about your mutant loser turtles?

I brought them right here.

- Wait, did he just give us up?

?

[all groan]

- Betrayal!

I feel like we should have seen that coming.

- How could you do this? And on my birthday.

I was the vice president of the Stoneheads.

- [exhales]

And he thanks you for your service.

- [chuckling] Whoa.

You drive a hard bargain.

But it's a deal.

Free him. - Ah!

[groans]

- Tonight's headline:

best friends reunited and it feels--

- I'm so sorry.

It was the only way he'd let you live.

- Huh?

- Oh, mezmeroo!

Oh, give them the gauntlet, my golden voiced amigo.

- Oh, man, a double betrayal.

Did not see that coming.

- You get the gauntlet and the turtles

and Warren lives.

That was our deal, right?

- Yeah, no. I lied.

- Huh? Ah!

- Triple betrayal!

Everybody's on fire tonight.

- But you said-- you promised.

- Only a true genius could choreograph

this many betrayals and double-crosses.

- I mean, it was a total team effort.

- I am blushing.

- I was talking about me, you idiots.

Now, time to do some light removing

of one thing attached to another thing.

- [grunts]

[rings zinging]

- Classic April O'Neil birthday:

trapped in a cage, betrayed by my idol,

and facing certain doom.

- Look on the bright side: we're trapped in a cage

having been betrayed by your idol

facing certain doom together.

[crickets chirp]

Hey, I'm tryin' my best here.

- Huh? - Hmm?

- Ta-da!

Wait, almost there.

A little higher. To the right. Hold on.

And, yep, you're there.

Allow me to help.

- Okay, cowboy,

I don't know what kind of double triple betrayal

you've got planned, but we're not interested.

- I've got nothing up my sleeve.

I promise.

- Ah! - Oh!

- Please, you must save Warren.

Look, I--I'm a terrible roomie.

I--I--I cheat on the chore chart.

He pretends not to notice, but he does. I know he does.

[poignant music]

?

- I just can't quit you, Warren Stone.

- To be clear, we're doing this for April

because it's her birthday.

[dramatic music]

[saw whirring]

?

- [groans]

- Step away from my roomie.

- I've got him! I've got him! Let's go!

Ah!

?

- Little help here.

?

[all grunting]

- Huh? Ah!

- We can't stretch him any further!

- [whispers] April O'Neil.

- Ah!

[all scream]

- Oh. Huh?

[whimsical musical flourish]

Mmm.

- Finally another piece of the dark armor.

Ew, gross.

- New victory dance. - With extra butt action.

- Whew.

- How'd you know about our old trick?

- What old trick?

- [screams]

[loud pop]

I'm fine.

Charlotte, my power!

You've made a grave mistake.

You are on my list.

- It was you or the gauntlet.

And to some, well, you're kind of a big deal.

- I will haunt your dreams.

[gentle music]

- That's my Warren.

Oh, it's good to have you back,

roomie/magical assistant/ friend.

[smooches]

Doves!

Let's go make fun of game show contestants on TV.

- April, so about your birthday.

[chuckles]

We're really sorry we weren't the ones

to break the curse and, uh--

- Happy birthday.

- Uh...

Best birthday ever!