Original subtitles

- ? Rise of the

? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ?

? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ?

? Rise of the

? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ?

? Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ?

? Rising up against evil paint the city green ?

? Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ?

? Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ?

? With each other they discover ?

? Their destiny and rise

? Cowabunga

? Rise of the

? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ?

? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ?

? Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ?

? Rise

[ominous music]

?

- [growls] Hmm.

- [screams]

- Se?or Hueso, you gotta help me.

- Certainly.

I will begin by teaching you how to leave. Bye-bye.

- But this is an emergency.

You won't believe what happened.

[piano trill]

- Oh, yeah.

- Gotta make it

to Run of the Mill Pizza before they close.

- Mmm, I can't wait to try

their new meatless option: Vegetable.

- Say no more, mis hermanos. - Huh?

- I'll use my ultrareliable portaling sword

to get us there.

Hachi machi!

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

[all screaming]

- Ugh! Huh?

[siren wails distantly]

Oy vey.

I came out fine, but when they came out, they didn't come out.

My brothers are gone.

- Ah, this sounds like a classic case

of porthole jacking.

- Uh, duh.

What's porthole jacking?

Hidden City pirates can steal the contents of a portal,

especially if the portal maker is, shall we say, lame.

- [chuckles]

You'll have plenty more chances to zing me

while you help me find my brothers. V?monos!

- [sighs]

While I would like to help my favorite customer,

you're not him.

[angelic music]

And I do not go to the Hidden City.

Look on the bright side:

you'll get used to the crushing loneliness.

- Ugh, look, bone man.

My brothers and I buy enough pizza

to put Hueso, Jr., through bone college.

Have you seen our frequent buyer card?

[whimsical music]

- [sighs] Fine.

I will show you the way to the Hidden City,

but my help ends there.

- The Hidden City is in the trash?

- There are many doorways, but this one fits you best.

[compactor clunking]

- Sweet, in we go.

- No, no, I am not-- wha?

- [screams]

[both screaming]

- Ugh, ugh.

[groans]

Whoa, who's your architect, Frank Lloyd Gargoyle?

- You fool! You should not have brought me!

- Halt!

Hidden City Police!

- Hueso? How dare you show your skull here.

We're taking you in!

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Huh?

Gah.

- [grunting]

- Ah!

- You'll pay for this!

- I, Baron Draxum, humbly apologize!

- [panting]

- Se?or Hueso, are you a wanted man?

- Yes! [screams]

- [chuckles]

You are full of surprises.

- You have no idea.

- [gasps]

- So long, amigo!

- Huh! - No, no, no, no, no!

- [chuckles]

- Do you have any idea how much danger

you have put me in?

- I do now, so where we goin'?

- Where the police dare not go.

- Splinter's laundry pile?

- Ugh! [groans]

- [whistles]

all: ? Yar har, yar har

? The baddest pirates by far, far ?

? We takes your portal, it makes us chortle ?

? Blah, blah, blah, blah

? We're pirates, not lyricists ?

- Ooh, the docks. Interesting vibe,

sort of Cape Cod meets state prison.

- Okay, here is the plan:

you stay here, and I will find a way back to New York.

- Dude, let me say this

in a language you can understand: no.

I saved your tailbone back there.

You owe me.

- Okay, pepino,if this is the only way I get out of here

in 206 pieces, I will give you what you need.

Come.

Do you see that one over there?

That one knows everything you need to know.

Now, you go show him who is the top dog.

- Hard as nails!

All right, pipsqueak, I'm top dog,

and you're gonna answer my questions.

- Huh?

- Huh?

- [growls] You hasslin' my gram-gram?

- He says he's top dog.

- [chuckles nervously]

- I'm top dog!

[dog barks]

- Ah! - [yells]

- Oh.

[groans]

Se?or, I didn't do so good.

You are not ditching me here!

[adventurous music]

Get back here, you skinless coward!

You're gonna help me find my brothers.

- Est?pido.

[screams]

- Get in here.

[mystical music]

[both screaming]

You, you set me up!

- I did, yes.

- I ought to portal you right back to the cops.

- Hmm, with no sword?

- Uh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[screams]

Portal jacked again?

First my brothers, now my sword.

What's gonna happen the next time?

Oh, wait, there won't be a next time because I have no sword.

Oh!

- There, there. You will be fine.

Good-bye.

- I will not be fine.

There's no team with just a faceman.

I need my brainy guy and my smashy guy

and my "eats peanut butter with his fingers" guy.

I'm nothing without them.

You wouldn't understand.

I guess your heart's made of bone too.

Adios, Hueso.

- [sighs]

Pepino,wait.

I do know what it is to lose someone.

I will help you.

The theft of your sword might be a blessing in disguise.

This shop is known for selling stolen weapons.

The portal thieves may come here to unload your sword.

- There they are!

Bonehead, you're a genius.

Hot soup!

Yah!

- [grunting]

[chuckles]

Ol?!

- [laughs] Oh!

Huh?

- The "Queen Alexis."

- That must be the ship where they've got my bros.

Raph, Mikey, I guess maybe Donnie,

I'm coming for ya!

- We'll need disguises to get onboard.

You went with two eye patches, eh?

- I think I know what I'm doin'.

Ugh!

So where's the ship?

- There!

- Sky pirates, you are goin' down!

[sword zinging]

- Wait, we need to formulate a...

[screams]

[both screaming]

Plan.

- Don't worry, my plan is to wing it.

- Oy vey.

- Yar, who be ye?

- Who be we?

We be yar ship's entertainment.

I'm Captain Bluemask,

and this is my hilarious sidekick, Jolly Roger.

Boy, Rog, you sure have lost weight.

- Please, do not do this.

- Okay, looks like somebody's lost his funny bone.

[accordion flourish]

[crickets chirp]

- That joke is so lame, it requires a peg leg.

[laughter]

- I get it!

- That was good. That was good.

But, remember, you're the straight man.

Boy, this Hidden City weather, am I right?

Speaking of which, what's the deal with portal jacking?

Anybody done any of that lately?

- That hits too close to home!

- I'm starting to think these two

are not a polished ventriloquist act.

- Hueso. - Huh?

- Piel! - It is Capit?n Piel to you.

[triumphant musical flourish]

- Ew.

- Be careful, my crew.

It is the most wanted pirate in the Hidden City.

- Yar, right. [laughter]

- Wait a sec, you were a pirate?

Dude, you're killin' it today!

- I was never a pirate.

He tricked me into going on one mission,

and I'm forever branded a criminal in the Hidden City.

- You were such a coward,

you ran away from a basic plundering.

Ha, you should have heard his bones rattle.

- I was but a child!

But I fear you no more, hermano.

- [chuckles]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hermano?

You guys are--

- Yes, we are brothers.

One last chance, Piel.

Leave this life, and we can be brothers again.

- You know the old saying: skin and bones do not mix.

[laughing]

- [screams]

[adventurous music]

?

- Avast, ye!

[laughing]

- [screams]

- Okay, maybe you're better off without your brother,

but I'm still gonna get mine.

- [laughs]

- [grunting]

Ah!

- Looks like you're done, matey.

- Oh? Not if I portal you to the Hidden City Police.

Hachi machi!

- Pepino, this has never worked.

- Ah!

[ethereal music]

?

[all scream]

- Whoa, where'd you guys come from?

I mean, hey, check it out.

I freed you from your pirate prison.

You're welcome.

- Pirate prison?

- You portaled us to Tahiti.

- The sewers there are fabulous.

- Whoo-ha!

Come on, come on, come on, help us fight these guys.

- No, I want a refill on my coconut.

- Take us back to Tahiti.

- More Tahiti!

- It would get us out of this.

Okay, Tahiti, here we come!

[ethereal music]

?

- Ah, no.

- [screams]

- Oh, is this Tahiti?

Well, then allow me to make a sand angel

in this lovely soft wooden sand. Ouch.

- Okay, not what I meant to do, but I got rid of the pirates.

[horn blaring] - You sure did!

- Huh?

- Uh, we were, uh, bravely surveilling the situation

and we saw what happened.

You're a hero, Hueso.

- Then I am off the most wanted list?

- Well, ya are now.

- Ah, gracias, pepino.

- No problem, bone man.

- What do you suppose has become of my brother?

- Oh, I guarantee I sent him to the worst place possible.

- And what is the deal with plundering, eh?

[laughter]