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You bastard!
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A breakaway sect
of Buddhist warrior monks
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infiltrated by
a blonde drug smuggler?!
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That never really happened.
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A blonde drug smuggler
who was exposed
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by an abbot with unusual powers
of observation and deduction.
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A blonde woman
hiding amongst bald monks?!
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That wouldn't exactly take
Sherlock Holmes.
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Well, perhaps it did.
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He's dead.
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I'm sorry, I wish he wasn't,
but he really is dead and gone.
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Well, how do you explain this?
Sighting number two.
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Incident at New Delhi.
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You haven't be titling these?!
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After that, it was simply a matter
of tracking down the killer.
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Which I did by working out
the depth to which
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the chocolate flake
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had sunk into the victim's
ice cream cone.
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My friend...
will you not take any of the credit?
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This was all down to you.
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'Clever man, Inspector Prakesh.'
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Oh, what police inspector
could have made THAT deduction?!
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Oh, thank you(!)
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You remember how Sherlock never
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took the credit
when he solved all of your cases?
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- He didn't solve all of my cases.
- He's out there.
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He's hiding, but he can't stop
himself from getting involved.
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It's so obviously him,
if you know how to spot the signs.
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Klein Brothers, the Towerhouse
thing, the Kensington Ripper -
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solved all those myself.
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Well, you got Towerhouse wrong.
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No, I didn't!
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Yeah, you did.
OK, sighting number three.
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The Mysterious Juror.
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'It had to be him.'
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There's no-one else it can be,
do you not see?
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I see that you lost a good job
fantasising
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about a dead man coming back to life.
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And I know why you want that
to happen...
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..but it's never going to.
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OK...
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see...
an old friend.
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You take care, OK?
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I'll put a word in,
see if they won't review your case.
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Just look at the map, though.
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He's getting closer.
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It's like he's coming back.
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Well, it's good to see you, Greg.
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- And you.
- Have a seat.
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So, how have you been?
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Er, yeah, good. Yeah.
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Much better.
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- So what's in the...?
- Oh, that? Yeah,
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that's um...
that's some stuff from my office,
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some stuff of Sherlock's, actually.
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I probably should have thrown it
out, but I didn't know if...
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No, fine, yeah.
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Yeah, there's...there's
something here, um...
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I wasn't sure
whether I should have kept it in.
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You remember the video message
he made for your birthday?
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I had to practically threaten him.
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This is the uncut version.
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It's quite funny.
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Oh, right.
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- Maybe I shouldn't have brought it.
- Don't worry, it's OK.
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Probably won't even watch it.
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'Was that supposed to happen?
The light going down?
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' Yeah, OK.
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'Oh, er, hm,
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'so what do I...what do you want me
to do at the end?
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'Shall I, um, smile and wink?
I do that sometimes.
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'I've no idea why. People seem
to like it. It humanises me.'
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'It's fine, whatever.'
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- 'Why am I doing this again?'
- 'You're going to miss the dinner.'
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'Of course I'm going to miss dinner,
there'll be people.
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'How could John be having a birthday
dinner? All his friends hate him.
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'You only have
to look at their faces.
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'I wrote an essay on
suppressed hatred in close proximity,
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'based entirely on his friends.
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'On reflection, it probably wasn't
a very good choice of gift.'
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- 'What was my excuse again?'
- 'You said you had a thing.'
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'Oh, right, yes, that's right,
a thing.'
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'You might want to elaborate.'
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'No, no, no. Only lies have detail.'
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'Right, I just...I need a moment
to figure out what I'm going to do.'
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I can tell you what you can do.
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You can stop being dead.
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'OK.
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'OK, I'm ready now.'
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'Hello, John. I'm sorry I'm not
there at the moment, I'm very busy.
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'However, many happy returns.
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'Oh and don't worry, I'm going
to be with you again very soon.'
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'He's coming back.'
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Thanks for watching!
\\//_ Live Long And Seed More _\\//
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