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with albatrosses
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where was it
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Saigon's and borneo
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direction wasn't flying
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somewhere
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minutes market- or we can see within
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that tail over was it
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my man
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get us morning good morning good morning
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mr. sphere the cops are closed Koopa for
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you please has a ladies undress
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I think you've got a deal there charlie
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I thought what became let's see see if
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investors get away versus start breaking
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necks hey that's no good man then we
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can't come back next week with another
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load you dig what I'm saying yeah but
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what are you gonna do with the broad you
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can't see her back on the airplane with
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us dr. Jade and revรยฉ go
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Jesus
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these are heavy
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hey how about me sorry honey
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just a home on airplane bullshit buster
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I didn't have to come here
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raise the dead that's what says let me
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see that
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discovered by Captain James Cook in 1779
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warriors silent is supposed to be the
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burial ground of disgraced martial
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artists inhabited by a bizarre sect of
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monks Wylie blew throughout the Orient
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to raise the dead warriors from their
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graves to repel attacks or threats by
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outsiders the island was bypassed by the
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Japanese Imperial Army during World War
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two
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still glad you came by it sounds like
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it's gonna be quite a trip where else
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can you get six weeks for a grand
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complete well I don't know I thought to
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do something like Love Boat in the flesh
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hurry up we're ready to embark this is
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positively my last sailing for that
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woman said the same thing last time
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captain
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time before that too this time I mean it
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I mean all she wants is profit
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let's bend a nickel in this tub I mean
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look at it
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crappy maintenance inept crew well
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present company excepted it worth your
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tailor your Schwartz and you with the
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O'Malley right he's the guy that decided
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to come to the last minute still want to
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own your own Chinese restaurant one day
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yes sir hmm you do that you'll never
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make it on the weight cheaply
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ever there's only one word for you madam
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that is cheap listen I want you guys to
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meet my chef he's pretty good at that
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country's baby you guys to get together
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we'll put our little show or something
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helping cook is gonna fight got a big
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appetite I bet you do babe Oh feel that
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come on guys let's go this is back we're
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ready to weigh anchor when you are
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I pay a modest compliment sorry I
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thought the lady was alone oh sit down
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here have none of my martinis this is my
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husband Louie
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how you doing when we get together the
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way to get flies pull out the booze and
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you know it's bad enough that our bar
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blocks my view now my wind is broken
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one day you'll go too far let's have a
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big hand folks and exciting performance
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of cogency
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my colleagues get ready for their next
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stunt I'd like to give a short lesson to
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the ladies and self-defense now I'll
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need one volunteer
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go ahead cookie he doesn't have to know
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you're on the LAPD SWAT team how about
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you
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okay
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now the first thing I want you people to
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see is the wrong way to bend off an
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attack now what would you do if I came
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at you with a knife I certainly wouldn't
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tell you okay just do it see what I mean
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I haven't done it yet
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three cases of smirnoff vodka and two
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cases of Johnnie Walker
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god forbid we should run out of liquor
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you can bet they don't sell it on
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warriors Ireland we're supposed to sell
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Pine Island not go on a lot of our pants
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and just want to go ashore and take
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pictures of the monks no one is
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permitted Buddha except martial arts
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outcasts even they allowed to go there
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that's right the Potters build our
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country
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I'm sorry chin it's one of the places
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our passengers paid to see same foot in
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Ireland
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we're in both wrath of Buddha will you
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do me a favor don't be so damn
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superstitious oh and check out our
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stores of olives and pretzels sure you
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don't to see kickboxing with this fight
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no thanks John I'm going shopping with
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an Lloyd at Heiser
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then we're gonna catch a live section
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just ready let's go
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tomorrow morning
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concentrate Oh monkey brains is the best
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physical ever fine believe try anything
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once
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where are we next I want you all to see
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the Kmart of the J train you won't
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believe this it was something else there
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you go thanks a lot
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wait I know where wait a minute I've got
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an idea
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aren't you bushed oh no particular yes
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you are why don't Mike and I grabbed a
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cab back to the ship that soak our
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course and Epsom salts that way bitch
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you'll have a dance partner tonight all
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right
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taxi
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see later
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900 1/2 general Nathan Street what's
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that
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don't Alice of 1001 pleasures but what
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it's a cathouse Oh Lord right now I
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really don't feel like going anyplace
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this is the only chance I got to hit
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this joint you're my cover you don't
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have to do anything if you don't want to
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okay but I don't want to stay long
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Thanks
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they do volume I guess 550 pounds of
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uncut double-a gray Jade a week and our
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only real expense is the airplane and we
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got that sir you realize fuel cost
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nowadays what's the difference I still
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think I'm entitled to more than 10% of
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the profits but if some unk's refused to
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cardigan like they did the last time
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well like you said man
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then we starve a kin heads look they
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need us as much as we need them right
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this is in vain gum it's time left
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I think we'd better go
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this won't take long
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what's all this he must be trashed get
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the else
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I hear the insides great iron cat house
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is legal here no seems like they
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shouldn't be that must be it
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whoever named this place the palace of a
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thousand one pleasures hi guys my name's
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Mei Lu come on you thanks doll
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I go first see this our check the exits
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if I don't come out under five minutes
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you come in questions no man
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is up ahead what other ones have real
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Cooper there are my binoculars don't
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second floor it's a good time there
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won't be many customers there now
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maybe not
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oh that's nice you know you go down
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there
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how long will you be in town just a day
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tonight our ship sails in the morning
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way to a place called warriors Island
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give her
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hello I mean you come here
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out the joint for you
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how come a month for the power to raise
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her dead I imagine it's a closely
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guarded secret and you've never heard of
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the blows I'm strictly a city girl
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anybody here going to warriors Island I
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am have you heard of it
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damn light company years ago I was stuck
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there no kidding it's a terrible place
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mom dad
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find the heli going there if you don't
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mind my asking
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I understand it's where martial arts
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criminals meet their maker that's pure
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bullshit mind friend let me give you
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some good advice I would avoid boyars
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Island like the Black Plague
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what's that baby mamas I forgot this
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month next time
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I sign
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who's the sale buy diamond wanna
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I have to go and talk captain dark so
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they busted thought and then Lloyd and I
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went out the window tap I just can't see
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you in a whorehouse in the middle of the
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afternoon
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mike is like I was just doing the guy
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favor Gary the joint must have done
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something pretty bad for the police will
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raid maybe the girls have a disease soon
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as I get enough money stashed away I'm
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gonna buy my own ship started taking
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orders silly female smart Mary that's
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where you could come in I'm gonna be
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need enough recreation directed by the
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way what's your plan of business now
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ladies luncheon
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oh I got a man about a horse that's him
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what's your problem just shut up and
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walk at it yes sir anything you say sir
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let's have another round say Catherine
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sure
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come on beep coming
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you know I thought he was a fag till I
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fell his knife a knife can I deal with
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this after but one thing's for certain
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what's awesome Jade you have to stop
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those fools no question man where what
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the hell happened last night you were
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supposed to kidnap the captain this is
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ridiculous I told you next time we won't
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miss don't worry I've got this fantastic
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plan don't worry he says I guaranteed
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that ship will never reach warriors
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Island the plan is already in operation
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this time tomorrow everybody aboard that
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ship will be dead
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big lobster chop suey and french fried
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squid those of you who wish to try one
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of mrs. bucks mommy will you please get
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down go mrs. buck
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let me see so many weirdos there are a
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lot of people here the packed in like
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sardines
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I think it's somebody's birthday would
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you say your name was
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cookie wrench oh hello you've been a cop
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for years what do you do I'm a male
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stripper really it's interesting
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excuse me I'm here the stang gang in a
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Marina del Rey hey on the star
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attraction there could I have another
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sweet vermouth on the rocks baby I have
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a boyfriend say yeah you're pretty do
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you have a sister
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no but I have a cousin someplace you
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know like I was saying before I you'd be
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surprised at the number of chef girls
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you need ruin a forklift
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where'd you call him construction booth
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he's jealous
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next to you the others are nothing
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hey Jon more beer a MILF I was like all
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right you know milkers contact
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full-contact karate champion of west
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coast
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attention everybody there is steve
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Polanski's 30th birthday that's your
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you're not concentrating on this then
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you're too tense maybe some three in one
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oil the stallion galleon it's the girls
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only hosi stalin's some old-timers come
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here to hate his famous actress I think
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you guys would know one she sits by the
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stage got a scene she shoves hundred
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dollar bills down
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my ex-boyfriend could make love to me -
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I did a striptease first what do you
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call that fetishes who's into fetishes
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that's really sick hmm I don't know I
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kinda liked it myself
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can use a couple more girl sure come on
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in
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you may not believe this you do but we
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have to relax okay gorgeous isn't it yes
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would you like to meet him my pleasure
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we were looking around the room and
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decided you are the handsomest man here
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thank you my friend Betty is doing a
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centerfold
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I think it's goodbye to be seen with the
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tractive looking men oh if you play your
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cards right she can be always I'm sorry
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hazel sort of no problem tell me about
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the centerfold well it's really not for
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positive sure yet well we still have why
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are you doing it for the money
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well like I said I don't even know if I
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for the publicity well sure I guess you
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could say that I you're not doing it for
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publicity I know why you're doing it why
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am i doing it for the devil the devil
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yeah look around this place it's the
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devil's den
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are you joking no good
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The Devil's no joke I've been eyeing you
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since Long Beach yeah care for a great
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okay about a green gravedigger this time
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a green what the hell is that
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vodka creme de menthe and a lot of
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cracked ice hey babe you're strapped sit
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down have you seen Eileen she left with
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Big John see in the old days uh best
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killer like the Shogun earn-in g4 be
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able to define anything they damn well
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please oh yeah that may be three things
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you bully fight dirty or run away did
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any of those things they were all cast
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in society the only thing could make
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things right with by committing suicide
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why did they do that on warriors Island
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well they believe that the month would
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make them raise again from the dead to
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fight that way they would get a second
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chance
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probably not
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just a fantasy
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I hope you're for real
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I'm flat-out crazy Bocelli
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I don't know I felt like this about a
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girl before it's the truth
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everybody myself included the propeller
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20 minutes I think we're gonna rock it
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loose
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are you one of those Vietnam veterans
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it's always demonstrating on TV there
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are we treated me a ok what you do in
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the army I flew a new you Cobra a
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helicopter right machine a war though
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would be a better time had 16 guns and
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was capable of firing 948 rounds per
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second really what kind of work do you
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do now hey Knight say cheese karate at
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the Burbank karate club how about you
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days
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I'm a certified public accountant hey
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00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:37,880
where's Lloyd where he always is in the
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00:34:35,269 --> 00:34:39,889
bar drinking himself silly what if your
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wife shows up I'm telling you baby she
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won't we're only gonna be five minutes
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come on right we're just fine
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you're alright come on before my wife
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just gotta make it you know you haven't
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got all night just relax
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00:35:11,019 --> 00:35:17,289
what do you mean relaxed jeez I am
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00:35:12,579 --> 00:35:19,480
relaxed let's go alright next thing I
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00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:23,110
know the dudes hold not an 11 inch
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switchblade coming towards me I wish
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I've been there to help you out she's
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got a black belt anyway here comes
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00:35:29,590 --> 00:35:34,120
history I got no place to go
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just like in the movies but lucky for me
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I'm fast on my feet
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no plate for 25 pounds of sugar eating
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00:35:45,219 --> 00:35:51,569
at fuel tank who's got my arrow
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one of mine
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00:35:59,338 --> 00:36:02,518
velocity is
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00:36:13,579 --> 00:36:20,539
gee whiz your boyfriend must have been
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00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:20,539
far out yeah I guess you could say that
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00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:27,090
what do you do for a living I belong to
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00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:30,720
the Mafia it was a hood what do you do
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00:36:27,090 --> 00:36:33,740
me I teach third grade by the way
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00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:35,429
where's your boyfriend now he's dead
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00:36:33,739 --> 00:36:38,129
he's dead
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00:36:35,429 --> 00:36:40,879
oh I'm sorry to hear that
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00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:43,800
don't be he was a no-good bastard oh
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00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:46,079
well sometimes it just he just couldn't
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00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:48,660
keep his hands off other women I'd come
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00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:51,599
home and find them in my bed he was a
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rotten son of a bitch so one day I had
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00:36:51,599 --> 00:36:58,440
enough I couldn't take it anymore so I
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00:36:55,019 --> 00:37:00,239
ended it ah I see and you took his
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00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,650
cruise to get him out of your mind all
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00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:05,549
right I took this cruise to get myself
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00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:07,139
out of the country what there's a stupid
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00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:12,030
little murder warrant out for my arrest
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00:37:07,139 --> 00:37:14,609
oh well I sure hope they get this boat
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00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:18,320
going I'm real anxious to get to
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00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:37,949
Warriors Island and see the monks
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00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:57,800
why should we go the entertainer
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00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:57,799
hey let the boys in the boiler room Jen
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you're gonna luckiest son of a bitch
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00:38:00,659 --> 00:38:05,779
I've ever seen
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00:38:01,710 --> 00:38:05,780
they make 60 fuck you
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00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:29,550
hey where you going I want another beer
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00:38:39,510 --> 00:38:44,850
what was that that was low come on
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00:39:09,329 --> 00:39:18,989
what is this go hide on upstairs stairs
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00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,790
stay with the girls
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00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:49,920
I just thought of something what if my
401
00:39:47,139 --> 00:39:52,969
roommate gets done working out early
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00:39:55,590 --> 00:40:00,510
holy smokes who the heck is he
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00:41:08,268 --> 00:41:11,899
send down a mayday call
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00:41:56,679 --> 00:42:14,079
yeah
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00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:23,299
Mayday Mayday this is star Los Angeles
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00:42:18,019 --> 00:42:27,768
latitude 13 degrees 38 minutes north
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your filthy hands off me asshole
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00:46:51,679 --> 00:46:55,929
jesus H Christ on fire
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00:47:11,018 --> 00:47:15,828
take that you dirty bastards just when I
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00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:19,119
find the goddamn gun they set fire to
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00:47:15,829 --> 00:47:19,119
the goddamn Jim come on
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00:48:52,809 --> 00:48:55,110
boy
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okay no net fun
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00:49:50,018 --> 00:49:53,399
a Dios
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00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:12,470
it's a big holiday I told you these
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00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:14,789
monks wouldn't get fancy we still are ah
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00:50:12,469 --> 00:50:17,669
we got a good thing going for us here
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00:50:14,789 --> 00:50:20,039
pooper one basket is this shit is worth
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00:50:17,670 --> 00:50:22,889
over $200,000 you know there's one thing
420
00:50:20,039 --> 00:50:25,139
I can't understand if the monks like sex
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00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:28,739
so much why not they go directly to a
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00:50:25,139 --> 00:50:31,199
whorehouse and buy themselves dinner
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00:50:28,739 --> 00:50:35,729
binds the girls for sex then why are
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00:50:31,199 --> 00:50:37,469
they violent food they claim that female
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00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:39,650
flesh gives him the power to raise the
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00:50:37,469 --> 00:50:39,649
dead
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00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:29,530
what's our chance of being excited zero
428
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:33,849
we're at least a couple hundred miles
429
00:51:29,530 --> 00:51:36,089
from the commercial shipping lanes we're
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00:51:33,849 --> 00:51:39,460
taking water on really fast
431
00:51:36,088 --> 00:51:43,049
don't worry hazel everything
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00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:52,340
Wow how long you think this graph will
433
00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:54,320
stay afloat about a day tops of a
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00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:56,030
certain part he hasn't been so damn
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00:51:54,320 --> 00:52:01,059
cheat when it came to maintenance
436
00:51:56,030 --> 00:52:01,060
we could stay adrift for a week at least
437
00:52:13,579 --> 00:52:24,069
ah what's that there
438
00:52:37,969 --> 00:52:43,528
use the rest of our boys must left us
439
00:52:41,099 --> 00:52:46,259
and that is I've done a great job in
440
00:52:43,528 --> 00:52:48,150
this little operation I'm running so I
441
00:52:46,259 --> 00:52:52,498
decided to increase your share of the
442
00:52:48,150 --> 00:52:53,699
profits to 15% hey all right are you
443
00:52:52,498 --> 00:52:55,889
sure they barbecue up
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00:52:53,699 --> 00:53:01,650
they don't just boil them in a pot say
445
00:52:55,889 --> 00:53:04,068
barbecues them what's that what said
446
00:53:01,650 --> 00:53:04,068
popping
447
00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:12,789
it's people a mall it's those people
448
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:12,789
from the ship you stupid son of a bitch
449
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:52,090
that's what
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00:54:09,248 --> 00:54:17,209
save your breath son you're only talking
451
00:54:12,768 --> 00:54:19,769
to the Sharks the South China Sea is
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00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:22,349
famous for sharks
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00:54:22,349 --> 00:54:36,230
what's that it's the mail later
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00:54:48,650 --> 00:54:59,539
go ahead hazel you'll feel better mother
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00:55:03,769 --> 00:55:12,719
where are we well I would say this is
456
00:55:09,210 --> 00:55:14,579
warriors island what's the next move
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00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:17,039
we've got two choices
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00:55:14,579 --> 00:55:20,670
we can stay here on the beach and wait
459
00:55:17,039 --> 00:55:21,659
for help but we can Trek inland and try
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00:55:20,670 --> 00:55:25,740
to get some help
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00:55:21,659 --> 00:55:29,929
let's go hold it John okay what about
462
00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:34,250
the rest of you what do you want to do
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00:55:29,929 --> 00:55:34,250
chin what do you think
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00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:43,630
we should not be here well Jesus there's
465
00:55:38,079 --> 00:55:46,829
not much we can do about that come on
466
00:55:43,630 --> 00:55:46,829
let's get the show on the road
467
00:56:12,048 --> 00:56:33,849
I think our chances of spotting a
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00:56:30,469 --> 00:56:33,849
drugstore are next to nil
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00:56:53,099 --> 00:56:58,889
hell of a lake you want to stop here
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00:56:56,099 --> 00:57:05,730
we got half an hour daylight left let's
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00:56:58,889 --> 00:57:15,329
keep going okay hold this is where we
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00:57:05,730 --> 00:57:17,010
care for the night the one mistake we
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00:57:15,329 --> 00:57:19,400
made chin was not bringing a case of
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00:57:17,010 --> 00:57:19,400
generous
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00:57:23,119 --> 00:57:28,289
let's go Lloyd who elected you the
476
00:57:26,369 --> 00:57:30,119
leader nobody I'm just saying we gotta
477
00:57:28,289 --> 00:57:32,610
get out I don't give a crap what you're
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00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:36,389
saying I got as much right as anybody to
479
00:57:32,610 --> 00:57:37,890
call the shots in this group another
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00:57:36,389 --> 00:57:38,849
thing of a leak stay the hell away from
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00:57:37,889 --> 00:57:40,230
my wife
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00:57:38,849 --> 00:57:42,349
well I'm Mike you don't have time for
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00:57:40,230 --> 00:57:46,409
games who wants to camp here let him oh
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00:57:42,349 --> 00:57:50,489
I see body beautiful thinks he's gonna
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00:57:46,409 --> 00:57:51,239
call the shots let's go wait a minute I
486
00:57:50,489 --> 00:57:55,319
want to know if you're the new
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00:57:51,239 --> 00:58:11,699
self-appointed leader can never put your
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00:57:55,320 --> 00:58:14,720
hand on me again all right that's it
489
00:58:11,699 --> 00:58:15,439
we're gonna camp here for the night
490
00:58:18,210 --> 00:58:24,519
you're not thinking about going for a
491
00:58:20,199 --> 00:58:26,859
swim are you you know
492
00:58:24,519 --> 00:58:30,429
Asian Parata twice as big as the South
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00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:33,570
American kind how do you know that in
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00:58:30,429 --> 00:58:36,549
the war I saw a Vietcong fed to him
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00:58:33,570 --> 00:58:39,220
that's okay people react to pressure in
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00:58:36,550 --> 00:58:41,580
little ways Michael thank you for um
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00:58:39,219 --> 00:58:46,389
watching off the group
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00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:49,719
I hope I'm not overstepping my
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00:58:48,940 --> 00:58:54,760
boundaries
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00:58:49,719 --> 00:59:00,028
I think the group needs a leader that's
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00:58:54,760 --> 00:59:00,028
not what I mean I mean with you
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00:59:02,730 --> 00:59:09,358
I'm sorry that's not fair me no it's
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00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:13,319
fair it's just not simple Boyd is a
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00:59:09,358 --> 00:59:15,389
really nice man he needs really well he
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00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:20,780
just drinks too much and gets a little
506
00:59:15,389 --> 00:59:20,779
confused sometimes do you love him
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00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:25,850
No
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00:59:24,079 --> 00:59:58,009
I can't tell you how much I wanted to
509
00:59:25,849 --> 01:00:01,659
hear that this is the place on the
510
00:59:58,010 --> 01:00:01,660
brochure you superstitious
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01:00:09,409 --> 01:00:15,500
this must be the place where they bury
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01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:15,500
the goddamn kung foo fighters
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01:01:15,579 --> 01:01:32,179
yeah let's do this in a movie once
514
01:04:00,130 --> 01:04:04,970
now I know I know that guy
515
01:04:02,539 --> 01:04:06,110
who a guy with this bazooka he's the guy
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01:04:04,969 --> 01:04:07,939
I saw at that cathouse
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01:04:06,110 --> 01:04:09,829
he took a look at the brochure and he
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01:04:07,940 --> 01:04:10,820
warned us not to come here it still
519
01:04:09,829 --> 01:04:12,860
doesn't answer the question why doesn't
520
01:04:10,820 --> 01:04:17,300
want us here there must be something
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01:04:12,860 --> 01:04:23,030
here they don't want us to see first
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01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:29,960
there's some gentleman behind us welcome
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01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:35,690
my friends who they allow us I wanted to
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01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:40,990
ask you the same question follow me what
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01:04:35,690 --> 01:04:40,990
do you think like the man said it's foul
526
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:59,769
you came on this island without
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01:04:56,650 --> 01:05:02,440
permission we had no choice but you are
528
01:04:59,769 --> 01:05:07,750
still trespassing that's bullshit
529
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:10,900
John cool it okay you guys say you have
530
01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:12,010
no radio could you lend us a boat that's
531
01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:13,720
a possibility
532
01:05:12,010 --> 01:05:14,800
let's Gloria here these guys are jerking
533
01:05:13,719 --> 01:05:19,739
us around you're not gonna give us
534
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:24,210
diddly if you want help you must earn it
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01:05:19,739 --> 01:05:27,639
how by proving yourself in battle
536
01:05:24,210 --> 01:05:30,909
we were not convinced on what we saw in
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01:05:27,639 --> 01:05:37,440
the cemetery your opponents showed
538
01:05:30,909 --> 01:05:41,739
cowardice went rest you must demonstrate
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01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:43,300
superior fighting skills for you to
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01:05:41,739 --> 01:05:45,879
redeem yourselves
541
01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:49,870
I got you redeemed what do you want us
542
01:05:45,880 --> 01:06:02,590
to do fight our champions if you defeat
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01:05:49,869 --> 01:06:03,609
them we will help you could be a lot
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01:06:02,590 --> 01:06:15,550
worse if we don't get anything to drink
545
01:06:03,610 --> 01:06:16,720
at all I didn't know that a lot of cops
546
01:06:15,550 --> 01:06:24,340
were after me
547
01:06:16,719 --> 01:06:26,049
the gas company that's funny isn't this
548
01:06:24,340 --> 01:06:29,890
what you call an old-fashioned all-out
549
01:06:26,050 --> 01:06:33,120
no-strings jungle thief let's cut the
550
01:06:29,889 --> 01:06:33,119
ceremonies and get on with the fight
551
01:06:33,179 --> 01:06:46,039
gladiators of guess
552
01:06:46,039 --> 01:07:17,269
come forward so that you can - you are
553
01:07:11,340 --> 01:07:17,269
not the powers and losers and in society
554
01:07:19,489 --> 01:07:28,919
master invisible make it stronger so
555
01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:31,989
they can
556
01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:38,560
yeah maybe you can the guided tours at
557
01:08:33,729 --> 01:08:43,298
Universal you did I'm sorry
558
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:46,359
male ooh isn't it yes I was at your
559
01:08:43,298 --> 01:08:48,488
place when I rated you really had me
560
01:08:46,359 --> 01:08:51,579
food there I take you take you it's one
561
01:08:48,488 --> 01:08:53,139
of the kidnappers that day I'm not one
562
01:08:51,579 --> 01:08:54,519
of the kidnappers none of us are we want
563
01:08:53,140 --> 01:08:59,230
to get off this island as bad as you do
564
01:08:54,520 --> 01:09:02,219
Oh sacred masters in the sky in steel
565
01:08:59,229 --> 01:09:07,439
our fighting cadavers with Kiki
566
01:09:02,219 --> 01:09:07,439
slashing strength to execute righteous
567
01:09:13,509 --> 01:09:17,020
we will get you off your cider that's a
568
01:09:16,368 --> 01:09:20,420
promise
569
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:21,710
go round up your friends yeah right but
570
01:09:20,420 --> 01:09:25,969
there are two more girls the mugs
571
01:09:21,710 --> 01:09:28,219
haven't released yet inside there let's
572
01:09:25,969 --> 01:09:29,349
go get him you stay here and uh keep an
573
01:09:28,219 --> 01:09:33,489
eye on things
574
01:09:29,349 --> 01:09:33,489
hey the other ones an American
575
01:14:17,238 --> 01:14:29,779
stop it's okay baby it's okay
576
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:20,050
that's how we're leaving - let's hit it
577
01:15:26,770 --> 01:15:37,880
this is the last one Koopa anymore and
578
01:15:32,989 --> 01:15:41,079
the plane won't be able to take off that
579
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:41,079
would be a hell of a nod wouldn't it
580
01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:55,640
don't get too close to the water
581
01:15:50,390 --> 01:15:58,300
I'm telling you it's full of piranhas eh
582
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,300
funny looking
583
01:16:07,729 --> 01:16:17,699
what's that grease Harry I think it's
584
01:16:12,810 --> 01:16:24,180
some kind of mine I think it's a Jade
585
01:16:17,699 --> 01:16:26,159
mine hazel wait John and I are gonna
586
01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:31,740
check out the airplane you guys wait
587
01:16:26,159 --> 01:16:33,840
here got the plane if that doesn't work
588
01:16:31,739 --> 01:16:36,869
with cooking so listen I know you feel
589
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:39,590
sorry about losing all your buddies but
590
01:16:36,869 --> 01:16:41,460
was this all a change you can retire I
591
01:16:39,590 --> 01:16:43,289
think we should have gone with the
592
01:16:41,460 --> 01:16:44,880
original sauce in the first place
593
01:16:43,289 --> 01:16:50,220
instead of haggling with a bunch of
594
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:52,079
cannibals I don't believe this
595
01:16:50,220 --> 01:16:54,500
believe it let's go check out the
596
01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:54,500
cockpit
597
01:17:02,319 --> 01:17:20,750
you fly the spray maybe fucking find the
598
01:17:08,689 --> 01:17:22,909
keys whose I'll accept okay everybody
599
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:25,069
listen up please we can't find the keys
600
01:17:22,909 --> 01:17:26,210
the ignition but if everybody gets in
601
01:17:25,069 --> 01:17:28,279
the airplane I'm gonna see if I can
602
01:17:26,210 --> 01:17:31,730
cross the wires okay okay okay
603
01:17:28,279 --> 01:17:33,939
that's far enough sorry we have to keep
604
01:17:31,729 --> 01:17:35,839
meeting under these circumstances
605
01:17:33,939 --> 01:17:37,969
actually if you had listened to me in
606
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:40,190
the first place about not coming here
607
01:17:37,970 --> 01:17:43,510
the bloody scene which is about to
608
01:17:40,189 --> 01:17:43,509
happen could have been avoided
609
01:17:57,079 --> 01:17:59,079
Oh
610
01:22:20,010 --> 01:22:26,320
this time we're gonna be partners a
611
01:22:22,859 --> 01:22:29,039
bridge where's old goat chin I gotta
612
01:22:26,319 --> 01:22:29,039
tell him he's gesturing
613
01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:46,590
yeah
614
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:39,190
finally get this thing up get it up
615
01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:17,480
you
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