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[Nina] A baby. Our baby.

You're going to be a dad.

Zoe's gonna have a sibling.

-We'll be a family of four. -[record scratches]

-And I'm gonna have my first niece. -Or nephew.

And I'm going to have a granddaughter. A real one.

Is this your first grandchild?

Yes, first one.

Oh, Mum, this is Geraldine, Nina's mum.

-Hello. -[both tittering]

Do we really have enough room in our family for all these new people, Nina?

We don't have much choice.

Of course we have room.

This baby will bring us all together.

Won't it?

[gasps]

["When We Swam" playing]

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why? ♪

♪ Won't you sing? Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips ♪

♪ Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh why, oh why? ♪

♪ oh why? Won't you sing? ♪

-[car honking] -Oh!

-Taxi. -Taxi, that is my taxi.

-Say hi to Sydney. -Mmm.

[both sigh]

Hey, should we tell...

-Not yet. -Not yet.

We need another word for it.

-Pretzel. -Pretzel! [chuckles softly]

-I can't believe we're pretzel. -Neither can I.

Mmm.

-Bye Zo-Zo. -Bye.

-Got your phone? -Got my phone.

-Got some socks? -I have socks.

Come on.

Hey, um, let's not tell anyone yet.

No, I'm not gonna tell anyone until you get back, but...

You know, I think we should have an announcement.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, well this is the first pretzel in your family, it's a big deal.

We could have both sides over and tell them together?

You don't wanna wait until 12 weeks?

Billie knows, so the fire is not completely contained.

We can just keep it small. I can ask Brody if she'd look after the kids.

-Yeah. Okay, sounds good. -Okay.

[Nina] Okay, invitation. Keep it small.

"Dear Crewes and Proudmans..."

No.

"Dear families..." Ugh, too much.

"Hi all, we're hosting a dinner to connect and re-connect...

"Restore and..." [laughs] Awful, awful, awful...

"Dear everyone. We've decided that it's time for both our families to meet,

"because it's so important we're all connected."

Is it? [sighs]

No, no, just keep it simple.

Sound relaxed.

"Just thought we'd invite you all over for dinner. Sunday night at 6:00.

"Let me know if you can make it."

Done, done, easy.

[Will] Hello?

-Willy! Willy, Willy, Willy. -Hey.

-Zara, looking good. -Thank you.

-First day back in med school. -Oh!

-I've got to go. The boys? -Fed, cleaned, getting dressed.

-Should I go and-- -No, go.

Bye. You'll be amazing.

Thank you.

-Bye. -Bye.

-Good luck. -Thank you.

-Sorry, is this a bad time? -Not at all.

Okay, so I'm just on my way to Kerry's work.

-Mmm-hmm? -With these.

Two tickets to Fiji, leaving this afternoon.

Wow!

Okay, impulsive! Fiji! Why?

I don't know, I...

Kerry went a bit quiet when Jess got pregnant.

Maybe I'm imagining it,

but I just want to do a grand, impulsive gesture,

to say we are still solid, she is my number one,

so I just bought them, then realized I don't even know if Kerry has a passport.

And I've got 28 minutes before I can't change the ticket.

[cell phone chimes]

-You got a passport? -What?

[cell phone chimes]

Sorry, not you.

-[cell phone ringing] -Hey.

You're asking on behalf of Will.

[Jimmy over phone] Yep.

He's taking her on a surprise trip to Europe?

Yeah, but not Europe... How do you do that?

-Japan? Shibu Onsen? -No.

-Maldives? -Fiji, this afternoon.

-Fiji. Oh... -[Will over phone] Good idea?

Oh, hi, Will, no that's a great idea, romantic, it's just what she needs.

[Jimmy] Anyway, we need to know like now, otherwise we can't cancel the ticket.

-So how are we gonna get them to her? -Uh, I don't know...

Were you just gonna turn up and wing it?

I was going to... Yeah.

Not good enough. Think romantic.

[Jimmy] Can you just find out if she has a passport?

Then we can think about the delivery method.

On it.

-Hi. -Hi.

I was wondering, have you ever thought about recruiting from overseas?

-For this contract? -Or any.

Only if we need to. It depends on visas and budgets--

You should go. Line up some contacts.

-Where? -Oh, you ever been to Singapore?

-No, I have not been to Singapore. -Hong Kong? Mumbai? Auckland?

Why the sudden interest? Are you angling for a work trip?

No, I just wondered if it was something you'd ever thought about.

You know, broadening the horizons.

Do you even have a passport, or do you need me to organize one?

No, I've got a passport,

I've just never thought seriously about expanding when we're so--

Okay.

-Today is just another day. -Today is just another day.

-Out of hundreds of other days. -Out of hundreds of other days.

You just have to go to your lab and then go home.

-[Zara] Yep. -What's going on?

Oh, it's Zara's first day back at med school,

-she's freaking out. -We've got a first day nurse checklist.

You feeling better?

I think so. Oh, Nina.

Put us down for a yes to the family dinner.

-Oh, great. -What family dinner?

Oh, we're just having a little "Bring the families together dinner."

The Crewes and Proudmans...

[Nina] Shit. Should have put Cherie on the list.

Didn't get the email.

So much for keeping it small.

Didn't you?

Ugh. Well, check the list!

What am I, chopped liver?

Oh, well...

-I didn't think you'd wanna be involved-- -Yeah, I would.

Okay, well, I'll send you the details.

-[knocking at door] -Come in.

Nina, you're here, great.

Margot! What are you doing back?

Well, I was in town for a board meeting.

-In fact, I've just come from there. -Oh.

It was to confirm the new Head of Obstetrics.

Oh, right...

-I didn't know you were involved. -Well, no, it was complicated.

But I wanted to come straight down and let you know in person.

-Ah. Let me know who it is? -Yes.

You have no idea about the machinations going on in the background on this.

It got a bit messy. There was one successful applicant,

and there were appeals, and objections, and independent assessors...

-[groans] -It's been a really heated topic.

[Nina] They've changed their minds?

They want to appoint you Head of Obstetrics after all.

[screams, exclaims]

The long and the short of it is...

I've been appointed the new Head of Obstetrics.

We'll be working together, Nina.

[Nina] That's impossible. Gosh. React.

-[giggles] -Well, isn't that something?

Not impossible. Actually happening. Be happy, quick. Quick.

Happy.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you were in--

I know, I know, it was a last-minute thing.

-[Nina] Say more. -Wow, wow.

-Congratulations. -Why, thank you.

[laughs nervously] No, thank you for letting me know.

I mean, that is wonderful news, it's wonderful!

[chuckles nervously]

[cell phone ringing]

-Hi. -[Will over phone] Hi. Pop quiz.

Who won the rugby sevens gold medal at the Rio Olympic Games?

Ooh, I don't know.

Uh-huh. Which country got their independence from the UK in 1970?

Um...

-Suva is the capital of which-- -Fiji.

Ooh, correct.

Plane leaves in three hours.

[laughs] What?

-Come on, the taxi's waiting. -Oh, but I have to--

-No, no. I'll look after Greg. -Are you sure?

-[gasps] Bye! -Bye-bye.

-Let's go. -[squeals] This is so romantic!

[Kerry] I can't believe it. [Will] My heart's beating so fast.

[Kerry] Mine, too.

[cell phone ringing]

-Hi. -I know how to end this.

[Nina] End what, sorry?

-Wait, you sound busy, are you busy? -Oh, no.

It's nothing.

Margot Lee got the Head of Obstetrics job.

Huh?

Your mental-slash-professional crush?

Yep.

-Bastards! -No, no.

It's good, I think. I'm... I'm happy about it.

Anyway, what were you saying?

End. Game with Dan.

I'm gonna win with a grand, sweeping, romantic show-stopper

so big no one would ever thing to go that far.

-Gosh. -What was that '80s movie,

with Michelle Pfeiffer? Um, John Malkovich?

So heartbroken she couldn't get out of bed?

-Not sure. -Wait, that with bells on.

Dynasty.

I'm gonna be reborn.

Maybe with smoke.

Hmm. Sounds great. I think.

Still working out the details.

I gotta go but I'll talk to you soon.

Okay, bye.

-[cell phone buzzing] -Hi, Kim speaking.

[Billie over phone] Kim, it's Billie.

-Proudman. -Billie.

I don't have your number in my phone.

I've called you before.

No, we have zero phone history.

Anyway, if I asked a favor but you can't tell Nina, would that be okay with you?

Love it already, what is it?

Okay, I need a hospital bed, unofficial, hour tops.

For a photo shoot?

It's sort of hard to explain.

-A hideout? -No.

-Sex fetish. -No.

You can come in tomorrow around 2:00,

I've got a ward upstairs that's being recommissioned.

-Hasn't been reopened yet. -Great.

-Um, can I have a heart monitor? -No.

-Drip? -No.

-Stirrups? -No!

[Geraldine] You seem anxious. [Nina] Hmm? Oh, just...

Trying to get my head around some work news.

I don't want to make your day worse...

Please don't. [laughs]

But I do have news that will shock you. All of you.

Ah. Of course, you want to start with me.

Well, you're the obvious choice.

[sighs]

Well, it can't be as shocking as the Marjorie threesome night.

[laughs] Oh, much more.

Or when I found out that Dad wasn't really my dad?

On a par.

I'm seeing Phil D'Arabont.

-You're joking. -No, I'm not.

[Nina] She's serious. You've gotta summon a positive response.

-No, no, no, no, no. -I'm afraid so.

How did this happen?

He persisted. Over years. [laughs]

But... [sputters] Sorry, it's Phil D'Arabont.

He's always been sniffing around you, we've always hated him,

-and that's the natural order of things. -Well, that's run its course.

-Run its course? -I knew you'd overreact.

I'm not overreacting, I'm just...

-Mum, if you're serious-- -I am.

I don't think Billie will ever accept this.

I am thinking about bringing him to your family dinner.

Ha! You cannot.

I know you probably want to keep the evening uncontroversial, and about you.

It's not really about that. Well... Yes, but... Actually, yes!

God. Can you please do this another time?

Because we have our own announcement to make.

I just want an opportunity for the family to see Phil

as the sweet, odd, yet caring man that he is.

Okay, well, Mum, I'm serious. Do not bring him.

Oh, I have to go.

Phil's pushing Zoe on the swings, and he doesn't know what to do after that!

[laughs]

[giggles]

Fun hands, fun hands. [laughs]

-Then wipe it down. Ah... -[cell phone ringing]

Oh, who's this?

-Hey. -Jimmy, I need your help,

-are you free tomorrow? -Uh, yes.

Is this to do with your love life?

-Yes. -I am well-versed in assisting you.

I'm gonna text you a photo of a man.

Dan? Weird Dan? Why-is-this-happening Dan?

Yes. I've arranged to meet him at the Union at 2 o'clock,

but you are gonna meet him instead.

-What's his surname? -I don't know.

-You don't know? -I didn't find out on purpose,

I didn't want to be tempted to Google or face-stalk him.

[laughs] Right-o. Text me the deets.

Thanks.

[cell phone ringing]

Hello.

Hey, good news. Mum and Dad are up for Sunday.

Oh, great.

[Nina] They didn't tell me.

Mmm, but Kirsty can't make it.

I'm sorry, she really wanted to come.

I really think she should be there.

Yeah, it'll still be great. Just find another time to tell her.

Hey, I'm getting another call, I'd better go.

Okay, well, I'll speak to you later.

-All right, talk to you later, bye. -Bye.

[Nina] I'll convince Kirsty to come.

"Hi, Kirsty, wondering if you're free for a drink.

Tonight?"

Hi. Sorry.

-Hello, Elvis. -I heard you were having a barbie.

-I'm fine with not being invited. -It's family only.

Yeah, like I said, I'm fine with it.

Did I sound sarcastic? I wasn't trying to...

[exhales]

Nina, so...

You heard about Margot?

Yes. Yeah, she told me herself.

[sighs] No one stood a chance when she entered the ring.

Well, I think it's great. [chuckles]

It'll be good to work with her, someone so accomplished.

You're actually being amazing.

Oh, that wasn't sarcastic either.

Elvis?

Don't tell her that I applied though, will you?

No, of course not.

I don't think she knows,

and it might be a little bit awkward if she thinks I wanted her job.

-Okay. -Thank you.

[text message rings]

[pushing button]

-What's that? -Smoke machine.

Do you know how they work?

Auntie Billie. Oh, hello. Hello.

Oh, you like this way. You like this way.

Jason and I were thinking about finding a place ourselves.

Stop being a burden on you...

I never said you guys were a burden.

Well, you've got two teenagers, a baby, and now Kerry's dog.

Well, what would you do? How would you pay rent?

Jason said he can go to work three days,

look after Bob a couple.

Maybe you can take him for the other day?

And you know, that means I can do school three days.

You won't finish.

Oh, trust me, trying to pay the bills is going to take over.

School's gonna be the first thing to go.

Brody, you have to go back full-time and finish it.

-Well, you didn't. -Yeah, I didn't.

Look, I know it may seem like a good idea to you from where you're sitting,

looking at someone like me.

I'm fabulously dressed, successful, turning heads in the street.

But it took me 20 years to make up for leaving school.

God, what I could have done with VCE...

I would have been unstoppable.

-Thank you. -[smoke machine beeps]

It works! [laughs]

[flicks light switch]

Hello?

[Händel's "Hallelujah from the Messiah" playing from loudspeakers]

[Jimmy] First day done.

You did it.

Thank you.

I love you so much.

-I love you more. -Mmm.

[indistinct chatter and conversation]

[music playing]

-Nina, hi. -Hi.

Oh, hi! How funny,

I'm meeting Kirsty here.

Yeah, we're gonna see a band together.

-She said to meet here first. -Ah...

Yeah.

Do you want a drink?

Uh, you know what, just a mineral water, thanks.

-Can I get a mineral water, please? -[bartender] Sure.

[Nina] What was Kirsty thinking?

Cheers. [laughs]

Harry's away?

Yes, back tomorrow.

-When the cat's away... -Yeah. [laughs]

Well, no, not exactly. I just thought it would be nice to catch up.

-Right. -How are you... Two?

-We're good, aren't we? -Yeah, can't complain.

Uh, I'm sorry I can't make the dinner.

Oh, that's okay. Well, I mean, it's a shame, actually.

If you can find out a way to make it work, that'd be great.

Is it for something in particular?

No, no. Well, sort of.

Uh, we do have got something to say, something small.

To say. To everyone. Actually, it's no big deal.

I'll see what I can do. Sounds like I wouldn't want to miss it.

Oh, oh, we just love to bring the families together.

Let everyone meet each other, and--

I'm so glad that it's all going so well with you two.

When I came to your dinner I didn't think you were going to be around for long.

Pardon?

No, I just thought that you were like a rebound or something?

But he's clearly committed.

Yes, yeah, he... We are.

Sorry, that sounded really bitchy. I just, I just meant that, um,

Harry can close off sometimes.

-What do you mean? -Georgie...

It's just, it's his thing, it's like he starts out really open and easy to read,

and then as time goes on, he just sort of closes off.

Well no, his communication's always been really good.

Listen, I might go.

-I'm not sure any good can come from-- -Sorry, I'm sorry.

Nina, I'm sorry, we don't have to talk about him.

-[Nina] It's okay. -I just wanted to reassure you,

that if he does start going all Harry on you,

that he's still the same, you just need to steer him a bit.

-Steer him? -Yeah.

Yeah, like do stuff. Um, distract him.

Renovate. Go on an adventure to a developing country. Or...

Harry's a crisis manager, and if he doesn't have a crisis to manage,

then he creates one, so you just need to sort of get in there first.

Mmm.

Okay. [chuckles]

You just need to understand that I've got ten years with him.

Yeah, you've got ten years with him. [laughs] Well, I've got a baby.

What do you mean?

We're pregnant.

Oh...

[Nina] No, no, no, no, no.

It's just early days.

That is so wonderful.

-We're not really telling anyone yet. -My lips are sealed.

I just wanted to... Reassure you... That...

[stammers] Everything's... We've got plenty of distraction.

Harry's not closing off.

This was a bad idea. I thought it would be good to normalize you two--

No, it's not your fault.

-We should probably go. -Yeah, I need to go.

Just gonna grab my card.

I'm sorry.

I don't know why I did that.

Why would you think I'd wanna find out about it like that?

I'm sorry.

[cell phone ringing]

Hi, you've reached Harry Crewe. Please leave a message after the tone.

Hello, hi, it's me. I, um...

I just thought I'd... I'd give you a try,

because... And I know you're busy.

Anyway, it's because I, I may have just done something stupid.

And in the middle of doing that, I said something thoughtless,

which could possibly mean that your family will never like me. [laughs]

Which would be terrible!

It's... It's too late to cancel the barbecue tomorrow, isn't it?

I mean, we... Is it? No. We don't have to do that.

That's ridiculous. We don't need to do that. Everything's fine, actually.

It's fine, don't worry about it, I'm okay and I'll speak to you soon.

[stammering] It's Nina.

Psst!

-Kim, are we on? -Yeah.

-What's that? -Smoke machine. I hired it.

Okay, come with me.

After Cherie and I are on our break, you've got a 15-minute window.

Oh, that's tight.

Yeah, well, it's all I can manage.

This whole ward's in the middle of a refit.

This is it.

Oh, perfect.

-What's the plan? -Okay...

Okay, I'm gonna be so heartbroken I've been hospitalized.

Ah.

Like Michelle Pfeiffer in that '80s movie.

Exactly. I'm gonna flat-line, and then the magic will happen.

-Right. -And I will be reborn.

It's a metaphorical rebirth.

-Hey, here. -Great.

-I definitely can't have a heart monitor? -No, you can't.

I'll get you something that does beep, if you like.

That'd be great!

[cell phone ringing]

Romantic espionage service, Jimmy speaking.

[Billie over phone] We are go. Are you with him?

Yeah. He's just sitting there.

Great. I'm in Ward D, come to Nina's floor and you'll be escorted up.

Copy that.

Hi, are you Dan?

-Uh, yep. -Hi, I'm sorry to interrupt,

I don't have your number, I'm Billie's brother.

[laughs] Oh, right.

-How you doing? -Not good.

-What is it? -It's Billie.

She's been hospitalized.

-Really? -Yeah, it's pretty bad.

What happened?

[stammering] She's been, um... She's in real trouble. Yeah.

At first we thought she just wasn't getting enough sleep, but then

she started to do things. Like...

Wear her pajamas. To work.

And ate from the bin.

And now she's been admitted and she keeps saying your name.

-My name? -Mmm.

-Okay, let's go. -Thank you. Thank you.

-Come on. -[elevator bell rings]

Isn't this maternity?

Uh, this is where we meet our escort.

Are you Dan?

-Yes. -She's calling for you.

-Is she? -Kim!

Er, Dr. Akerholt!

-Dr. Akerholt... -[Kim] What is it, nurse?

Uh, her heart rate is dropping, blood pressure 100 over 50.

We don't have much time.

When she came in she was exhausted.

She quickly spiraled into a state of hopelessness,

and then quickly lost consciousness,

and now she's suffering from Bradycardia.

What does that mean?

-[monitor beeping] -It means her heart is broken.

-Can she hear me? -We think so.

I'm sorry, Billie.

I never meant for this to get out of control.

Can you hear me?

[groans]

[monitor beeping flat-lines]

What's happening?

[smoke machine hisses]

["Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing from speakers]

♪ Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit tired ♪

♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears ♪

♪ Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit nervous ♪

♪ That the best of all the years Have gone by ♪

♪ Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified ♪

♪ And then I see the look in your eyes ♪

♪ Turnaround bright eyes, but every now and then I fall apart ♪

♪ And I need you now tonight ♪

♪ And I need you more than ever ♪

♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪

What the hell is going on here?

[music stops]

[Jimmy] Run, run, run. [Margot] Wait a minute!

[Jimmy] Nope, nope.

Dan, this is the most important part!

Am I calling security, or is someone going to tell me what is going on here?

-Who are you? -I'm Head of Obstetrics.

Oh, you took Nina's job.

[coughs]

[Nina] You're bringing your families together with food and wine,

and... A baby. Yesterday with Kirsty was a trainwreck,

today we redeem ourselves.

Neens?

Oh, Billie.

-Where have you been? -Hi, sorry.

Um, I have something I need to tell you, is anyone else here?

Not yet. I'm dreading it.

Because I, I've told Kirsty that I'm pregnant.

I also told Georgie.

-What? -I know, I've really screwed up.

But I was cornered! They just make me feel so temporary,

and Georgie's always got her "ten years together." She was baiting me.

So I just, I told them,

and it was like landing a knockout blow.

But then I could see how heartbroken she was, and I just feel awful.

Now Kirsty's probably gone and told the parents,

and it's a disaster before it's even begun.

I used the hospital for a grand romantic gesture.

-What? -I had a plan.

I was to flat-line, and then emerge from the smoke, reborn.

But we got sprung by the new you, this Margot?

-[inhales] -She had some Skype meeting,

-and she heard the music. -Billie, she hasn't even started yet.

-[knocking at door] -[sighs] Is that...

Billie, today is about Harry's family.

They haven't exactly warmed to me. It has to go well.

-It will. -Thank you. Put the vacuum away.

Please, no, no, there is something else.

I think I told her that you went for her job.

I'm so sorry.

[knocking at door]

-Hello! -Hello, Nina.

-Here, these are for you. -Oh, thank you.

-Harry here? -His plane is slightly delayed,

-but he shouldn't be too late. Come in. -Thanks.

-Hi. -Hello.

[laughs awkwardly]

Here we are.

Drew, Jill, this is my sister, Billie.

-Hello, nice to meet you. -Hello.

[chuckling awkwardly]

Could I get you a wine or a beer?

Got any good red?

-[knocking at door] -Oh, I'll get that.

Russell's on his way in. I'm sorry Kirsty can't be here.

Oh, she's busy.

[Jill] You have a lovely place.

Oh, thank you! [laughs]

I've got a good vacuum cleaner.

-Hi. Hi, hi. -Hello!

[all greeting]

Mum, Geraldine, Cherie, this is Harry's mum, Jill,

-and Drew, Harry's father. -Jill and Drew, hello.

Hello.

I brought bubbles.

Just in case this is some sort of announcement.

-An announcement? -There's no announcement.

Oh? Well, bubbles never go to waste.

[Geraldine laughs, clears throat]

[Billie] Lovely to meet you.

Thanks for not bringing D'Arabont.

Oh, well, he's in the car.

-Mum. -Now, it'll be all right, Nina.

-No! You've got to tell Billie. -Now?

[groans]

Excuse me, everyone, we won't be a minute. Billie, can we just have a word?

This announcement, they're not getting married, are they?

Hmm?

-[clears throat] -What is it?

-Mum, would you like to tell Billie? -Tell me what?

Mum's decided to force a situation on us,

and now we have to hurry through what should be a delicate conversation.

Rubbish. It's...

I just thought...

That the best way forward was to show you how it could work,

so you don't imagine the worst.

What is it?

[whimpers] Mum.

-[sighs] -Say it.

Say it.

[scoffs] Phil D'Arabont is coming here today.

As Mum's date.

Um...

-I'm sorry, what? -Yes, we've been seeing each other, and...

It's serious.

Billie.

No. No.

[Billie] Sorry, sorry about that. Um...

[sighs]

And what do you do?

Um, I'm a writer.

Of erotic fiction.

-I love these... -I don't want to have an argument...

I can't believe that thing is having sex with our mum.

Oh, don't... Jimmy!

-Spring roll? -Oh, no thanks.

-Harry'll be here soon. -Oh, good.

Seems to be going very well.

Yeah, just don't talk to anyone.

[Nina] Phil D'Arabont, in my house?

-I'm sorry, when did this happen? -I don't know. Neens knew,

but she didn't think Mum would bring him.

No. [laughs]

-I'm gonna talk to her. -Wait, Jimmy, please don't. Just...

It's just... It's a big day.

-Alert, alert, alert. -Oh, shit.

-Hello, hello. -Hello. I'm Phil D'Arabont.

Phil D'Arabont. Although, it's actually pronounced [with accent] D'Arabont.

Are you Nina's stepfather?

-No. -No! [laughs]

No, until recently he was our mortal enemy.

[laughs harder]

Everybody has a different father, have they?

[panicked laughter]

Nothing wrong with that.

-Nina, wine? -Yep. Er, no, thank you.

-I'm fine. -Do you not drink?

Yeah, I do. I just don't feel like it today.

-Not pregnant, are ya? -What?

[laughs] No. No!

No, no, no. No, no, not at all.

No. Nope.

Oh, my God. You are.

What?

Early days.

Is that why we're all here?

Yes. Yes, that was the... Big announcement.

-[sighs] -Wow. [guffaws]

-Congratulations! -Oh, yes, congratulations.

-Good one, Phil. -Sorry, I really... I really didn't know.

-Does Harry know? -[stammers] Yes.

Of course he knows.

Well, congratulations.

You're going to be a grandmother.

[all chuckling]

-Okay. [clears throat] -Drew!

-What's going on? -Nina is pregnant.

-What? -[laughs nervously]

I planned to wait until Harry got here--

-Neens, that is fantastic! -Thank you. Thanks, Jimmy.

Is Harry okay with it?

Yes, he's thrilled.

That's why he wanted me to wait until he got here,

he'll be here in a minute.

-Georgie will be devastated. -[chuckles awkwardly]

-The usual response is, "Congratulations." -Oh, Mum.

-Well... -Drew!

-Who's Georgie? -Do you think we, we could...

All pretend not to know until Harry and I announce it?

-Absolutely. -Of course, darling.

-What's happened? -Nina and Harry are pregnant.

What?

You gonna keep it?

Yes. Of course.

Wow. Well, that was fast work.

[Jill] She wants us to pretend that we don't know.

-Oh, that's stupid. -That's what Nina wants.

-I just wish we'd waited. -I don't know what I was hoping for,

when they said that you were going to make an announcement,

I thought the very worst thing would be that you're engaged, but...

A baby. [laughs]

And I suppose you're not going to congratulate her, either?

-Mum, will you just leave it? -No. It's rude.

-[door slams] -Neens?

-I think Harry's here. -Oh!

Shit. Okay, please, please can we just all pretend that we don't know?

-Hola! [laughs] -Oh... [laughs nervously]

Welcome home. Harry will be here in a minute.

Okay, but we've got a bit of news.

-Um, one, two, three. -[both] Surprise!

-You got engaged! -We got...

Married.

We did. She, she said yes and we just... We did it!

[Kerry laughing]

Are you insane?

You're married.

-Yeah. -Without...

-Any of us there... -It wasn't premeditated.

-[all] No! -Totally spontaneous.

We were on the beach at dawn, and then there we were,

-signing papers. -[cell phone ringing]

No, no, no, no, no, no...

-No, you can't elope in this family. -[Nina] Oh, God, not now.

[Billie] We need a big event if you're gonna get married.

-Billie, we've already done it. -We'll have to do it again.

-We'll have a do-over wedding. -A do-over wedding?

Is that really necessary?

-No. -[Billie] Yes!

We're just thrilled for you, congratulations.

[conversations stop]

-Harry! Hello! -Hey, hey!

-[kissing] -Hey, hi.

Did I miss something?

-We got married. -Yes!

-Well, congratulations, that's great! -Thanks, man, thank you.

[all chuckling]

And... How about you, how are... How was your trip?

Yes, have you got anything to report?

You've already told everyone.

-[groans] I might have. -Darling...

-[indistinct conversation] -[Jill] Congratulations.

-Now she says it. -Mum!

[all exclaiming, laughing]

[cell phone ringing]

-[cell phone continues ringing] -[sighs]

-Margot. -Nina.

Have you heard what happened today?

I'm very sorry that you had to see that.

It was regrettable.

It's not the way I envisaged being welcomed to St. Francis.

No.

There is some unusual behavior from time to time.

Nina.

Is it true that you were an applicant for my position?

Yes.

But I'm... I'm glad it's you.

Do you have any ambition in this direction?

Well yes, I think so.

Eventually.

And you're putting that ambition on hold?

I suppose I have to. [chuckles]

Nina, I need more than that from you.

I want my senior staff to be excited, energized, actively taking the initiative.

I...

I am. I will be.

You will be?

Yeah, well... [stammering] Yes, I am, excited.

There is an important place for you here, on my team.

You're gonna be my eyes and ears on the floor.

I like to keep abreast of my staff.

[Nina] This doesn't feel right.

The most efficient way to manage people is with information.

You're my 2IC.

No, no, I'm not.

Pardon?

I'll be handing in my resignation from St. Francis.

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