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[Nina] You'll feel a tugging sensation.

Need a bit more pressure now.

[Nina] Almost there. [Zoe] Look, Mommy, look!

[Nina gasping]

I think I love that one more than the last.

So lovely, Zoe.

-Oh, she's adorable. -Thank you.

Thank God we can bring them into work.

Never see them otherwise.

-What time is your board meeting? -Oh, not for another hour.

All right. Here we are.

What a gorgeous thesis.

[inhales]

[sighs]

[Nina] Why am I going for this job I'm not even sure I want?

["When We Swam" playing]

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why? ♪

♪ Won't you sing? Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips ♪

♪ Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh why, oh why? ♪

♪ Oh why? Won't you sing? ♪

There we go. And some crosses-- Wow!

[chuckles] Yes?

-[Harry] Yes. -Yes.

[both laughing]

You nervous?

No, I've decided I'm not gonna bother with nerves.

-Good for you. -It's just another day at work.

The interview's just one part of it.

It's going to be a valuable experience

and if I don't get the promotion,

then I'll just keep doing the job that I genuinely love. So...

So you can't lose.

Exactly.

-Then you are already doing the job. -Mmm.

[whispers] Let's open, let's open it. Let's open it.

-Surprise! -[gasps]

-Cupcake. -[gasps]

-[chuckles] -Cupcakes.

Good luck cupcakes.

"Good uck, Mom?"

Is there something missing?

Zoe and I have been here for a little while.

Oh, I love them, cheeky.

Thank you. Aw...

Right. Any last minute tips?

Just walk in there like you own the joint 'cause you do.

[chuckles]

And if anyone even looks at you the wrong way--

-What are you going to do? -Oh, I don't know.

-But it won't be pretty. -Don't wee your pants.

[both laughing]

-I will try not to. -It's okay if you do.

-Bye. -Bye.

-Bye, Mommy. -Bye, duckling.

[whispers] I think she liked them. Yeah!

[door closes]

-Good morning. -Oh, good morning.

[chuckles] Oh...

[sighs]

Mmm.

These are from Martin.

What's it saying?

I have absolute faith in you.

-We all do. -[sighs]

How are you feeling?

I've made a decision not to undermine myself. So I've decided to...

feel nothing.

That sounds healthy.

-It's really helping with the nerves. -Well, good.

Um, look, I don't want to interrupt.

I just want to pass on your personalized invitation

to Ray's birthday dinner tonight.

-[gasps] Did he make this himself? -Mmm-hmm.

Every single one. It's taken weeks.

[chuckles] Oh...

-Black tie? -Yeah, sorry, that's Martin's fault.

Apparently the two of them have been hosting formal dinner parties in the bush.

[chuckles]

I told them not everyone's got a full-length gown

or a cocktail dress with hemline below the knee.

Oh, you only turn 10 once, we'll manage.

-Oh, thank you. -Mmm. I can't wait.

And...

don't underestimate yourself.

[sighs]

Of course.

Yes, we can absolutely do that.

No, not at all. Thanks again.

-Bye. -What was that?

That was Bierkven Yaklarssen requesting a lunch meeting today with you.

-Just me? -Hmm.

-Why? -Didn't ask.

Do you think he's interested in me?

Yeah, possibly.

So, is this a business meeting or a date?

Could be both.

That's not good.

If he's expecting sexy back and forth, he'll be sorely disappointed.

I'm suffering dire lack of form.

No, I'm not in tune.

I'm just reading all signals incoming and outgoing.

I cannot be trusted on the flirty tightrope right now.

-Is this about Dan? Oh. -Yes.

I'm still reeling from the no-show.

And I can't tell him I'm outraged that he rejected me

while I was attempting to reject him or...

I actually really like him.

Well, just treat it like a business meeting and see what he wants.

How did you go with Will, telling him you-know-what last night?

I couldn't do it.

Every time I try he gets distracted.

Or I lose my nerve, or both. And it's agony.

So, I have asked him and Greg to join me

for a walk in the park this afternoon.

It is coming out today no matter what.

Good move involving the dog. He'll handle it better in front of Greg.

My thoughts exactly.

-I'll have a pinot, thanks. -Excellent choice.

I'm fine with water. Thank you.

Did you know that this is one of my favorite restaurants?

It's tempting to say yes.

I might get my business to cater for my client's preferences,

professional, and culinary, but actually,

the truth is less calculated. This happens to be a favorite of mine.

Well, you have excellent taste.

As do you.

Are you a fan of oysters?

Yes. And no.

I was. But I try not to over indulge when I am working.

Thats a shame.

-Is it? -Champagne's incredible.

I'm sure I could keep down a couple.

I don't wanna force you.

Bierkven, I'm sorry. I find you freakishly attractive.

Even saying your name out loud is exciting

but I'm romantically challenged right now.

Like my receptors are off

and I'm beaming things out in the wrong direction

and I'm not sure if oysters means sex.

Or if you are receiving sexual signals from me.

I think you are the wrong end of the stick.

I'm incredibly attracted to Kerry...

in a sexual way.

And I didn't want that to impact our potential working relationship.

I will have that pinot.

Uh, may I interpret your lack of attraction to me

as an indication that we could have a good working relationship?

Absolutely.

An associate of mine works for a pharmaceutical company,

and she mentioned that they are looking for director of clinical governance.

And you would like to be that?

Conflict of interest. I thought you might like to source some candidates.

This is me scratching your back.

I appreciate the opportunity and will not let you down.

[sighs]

I feel really silly now.

Oh, no, don't.

You absolutely did the right thing by coming in. It's always best to be sure.

-And we are sure? -As sure as we can be.

The baby is a great size for 36 weeks.

[chuckles]

Sorry. I'm just... You know, now that it's happening

I'm really...

-Pretty overwhelmed. -Yes. [chuckles]

I just-- You know-- I... I felt so capable

and I was so certain when I decided to do this.

I knew I was going to do it on my own and now I'm just...

[sighs] I'm shit scared.

I was alone when I had my daughter.

And I was completely terrified of everything.

And the truth is that terror never really goes away.

-Gets worse. -Oh, great.

[both chuckle]

I'm gonna be with you for the birth part.

-Thank you. -It's a pleasure.

-[indistinct chatter] -[mellow music playing]

How's the fish?

It's confused. How's the burger?

It's pretty uncomfortable.

What are we doing?

Trying to be in the same room without hurting each other.

-Well, I'm still hurting. -I know.

-Wanna go down? All right. -[dog barks]

Hey, Will,

in the interest of full disclosure,

you need to know that while we were separated,

I had a very brief, uncomfortable situation... with another man.

[sighs] I was drunk.

It was wrong.

It was a catastrophic momentary lack of judgment

and I could never forgive myself if it came between you and I.

Hey.

You had an awful experience with a stranger while we were separated.

How could that possibly come between us?

Come here.

[sighs]

-Will, there's actually-- -[cell phone rings]

-Oh, sorry. -That's okay.

-Can you? -Yeah, I can.

Yeah, sorry, yeah... One sec. One sec.

Richard!

Ah, yeah, of course.

[mouthing]

[sighs] Fantastic, fantastic!

Well, uh, absolutely looking forward to it.

Yep, all right. Thanks for the call, mate.

Sorry. I just... I have to make just one more...

-Go for it. -[sighing]

[cell phone ringing]

Who is that?

-Will. -Get it.

-I don't want to. -What if I want you to get it?

Hello.

-Jimmy. -Will.

What's wrong? You sound weird.

Sorry, no, I'm not weird.

You sure?

Listen, mate,

I need to talk to you.

Face to face. It's urgent.

Bye.

Today-urgent?

Like, what are you doing right now?

I'm just heading out to meet Zara.

Can you meet me in the Rose in half an hour? It's important.

Okay.

I'm so sorry. I had to take that call.

It... It's fine. I'm gonna get back to work anyway soon.

You go and enjoy your time with Jimmy.

-All right. -I can take him.

All right.

-Bye. -Okay.

Bye, mate. Bye, mate.

Bye-bye.

He knows.

Was there anything you would have liked to have heard from me when I helped you?

You're asking me how to tell your brother

that you had a party passion prod

with his girlfriend while you were married to me.

I withdraw the question.

-Come in. Billie! -You got a minute?

Uh, not really. I've got my interview in less than an hour.

I knew that. I'm here to help.

-Are you? -No, I need a favor.

But I'm happy to give you some pointers while I'm here.

Um, well, obviously don't sit like that. Shoulders back.

Not too far back. Don't get the girls involved. Just...

Nice and natural, fully poised.

Don't forget to breathe.

Really? I perform emergency surgery and you are worried--

You are not breathing right now.

[exhales]

I would have taken a breath eventually on my own.

Now speak slowly and clearly and if you can, drop your voice.

Lower tones are more soothing.

-[in a low tone] Hello. -Not that low.

-Anything else? -Ah, no, I think that's it.

-Can we do me? -Very briefly.

Okay, um, you know how Kerry and I are moving into the medical/pharma universe?

Well, it's fallen to me to source the director of clinical governance

for global leader in the life sciences industry.

[exclaims] Who?

I'm not at liberty to say... Tannhauser Pharmaceutical.

-Wow. -Exactly.

Now, I have unearthed two candidates

who are both exquisitely qualified and/or available

but I still need at least one more name

to pan out the field so I'm throwing yours in...

Mmm. Look, I don't want to apply for a job that I'm not interested in.

You are not even getting an interview.

Your sole purpose to make the other two look good.

You're a filler, you're like a seat filler at an awards thing.

Sorry, we can do this later because I have to prepare.

Prepare. Center yourself.

Feel your power. Own your power.

[cell phone chimes]

-Text from Dan. -Oh...

"I need to see you."

No, thank you.

-Is that it? -[cell phone chimes]

"Please say you'll meet me for sidecar at Spartacus."

-What's a sidecar? -It's an extremely sophisticated cocktail.

[cell phone chimes]

"I need you to know that I would have severed my own arm

to have been there with you.

I can explain everything, if you'll give me the chance."

Am I an idiot if I wanting to hear what he has to say?

Maybe. But I do not blame you for being curious.

I'll go, but I won't tell him straightaway.

I'm gonna let him spiral into self-doubt first.

Oh, Neens, I would wish you luck but you don't need it.

You are the most capable person I've ever met.

-Oh! -Sit up straight.

[music playing]

[sighs]

Hey.

-Hey. -How's your day been?

Okay. Yeah.

Well, I think I know her. Oh, can I please get another beer?

-Whatever's on tap. What are you drinking? -Uh, anything. Beer, thanks. You--

-What do you know? -And can we get another serve

of your sensational hot wings. You've got to try these.

No, I'm not really hungry.

You can have a taste of mine but you're gonna want your own.

Okay, all right. Get me the wings, thanks.

-You gonna love them. [chuckles] -Uh-huh.

Are you okay?

Why am I here?

Because I wanted to see your face when I told you.

Jimmy's Tacos.

When I sold it to the guy in Hong Kong,

well, I built in a little back end in case of franchise licensing.

Profit participation?

Okay, anyway. Jimmy's Tacos is expanding.

And, well...

This is the amount.

I'm gonna split it with you as a way of saying sorry.

You don't look as happy as I thought you'd be.

No, no. I just wasn't expecting... [chuckles]

Look, I just... I don't want any bad blood between us.

I'm so grateful to be a part of this family,

the way you've all embraced me...

I love you. Like a brother.

-I don't know what to say. -Oh, you don't have to say it back.

-I mean, you can if you want. -[chuckles]

Just kidding. You don't... You don't have to say anything.

-[Nina] Sit up straight. Girls at ease. -[elevator bell dings]

Doesn't matter what happens. I have nothing to lose.

I really don't care.

[knocking]

Dr. Proudman, please, take a seat.

[Nina] What is Elvis doing here?

[sighs]

Good morning, everyone.

-[all] Good afternoon. -Oh, afternoon. Sorry.

I knew that, because... I just ate lunch. [chuckles]

We have quite a bit to get through

and of course you'll have the opportunity to raise any queries

you might have at the end of the interview.

Can't wait.

Not, "can't wait till the end of the interview,"

just can't wait to raise any queries I might have...

[Nina] Stop talking.

All right, then, uh...

Why do you consider yourself the best person for this position?

That's a confronting question.

Because it invites me to either over or undersell myself.

I have built my career here at St. Francis.

I have a thorough understanding of the processes and the staff members.

The culture. I have respect for the team.

We work well together which is important given the nature of our work.

And I am already enjoying very much the challenges of this position.

[Nina] Oh, my God. I do care.

Gotta get back work.

Oh... Uh, look, I'm worried about your dad.

I can't believe you could let it drag on like this.

Let me guess, he's sulking like a two-year-old.

Of course he is. And you really upset him and now you need to apologize.

Mum, let me explain this one more time.

-I haven't upset him. -You keep telling yourself that.

I did the job I was hired to do, okay?

I didn't do it to upset him. I did it for Kirsty and I did it for the business.

He's got a problem. He needs to face it.

I'm asking you to apologize, for me.

-I'm not apologizing. -Sometimes we have to apologize

for the sake of peace.

Yes, but that tells me he doesn't need to change.

You're exactly the same. The pair of you.

-I'm sorry. -[sighs]

Look how easy that was. That's all I'm asking you to say.

Bye, Mom.

So it didn't get physical?

-He had no idea. -[sighs] Well, this is disappointing.

Come here.

I thought he was toying with me, trying to get me to say it first.

But he really had no idea.

And I just sat there knowing that I didn't have the balls to tell him.

What kind of arsehole does that?

What was that for?

I've decided how I feel about the incident.

And obviously I am not thrilled about what happened with you and Kerry.

And when I think about it, it makes me feel... Ugh.

But then...

Then there is another feeling and it's...

relief.

At least we're even now.

Just kiss me.

-Is this when you're coming home? -Yes.

Mmm.

Can I just say, for the record,

I'm not sure we are even, I mean...

I was just mostly on the leg.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

How would you describe your weaknesses?

Some of the areas I'm working to improve would be a tendency to overthink.

I... I can be quiet single-minded.

And are you prepared to admit to any genuine weaknesses?

I have had some difficulty acknowledging to myself

and articulating to others

the true extent of my professional ambition.

The prospect of broadening my contribution

as permanent head of department excites me, very much.

What do you find most frustrating about your current role?

-Well, Elvis. -Dr. Kwan.

Dr. Kwan, I think we could streamline the integration of patient records.

I think, it's worth exploring multi-platform access.

[Nina] I am landing this.

[applause]

-Give me an N! -[all] N!

-Give me an I! -[all] I!

-Give me an N! -[all] N!

-Give me an A! -A!

Nina!

The hours don't concern you despite having a young child?

No more than I imagine they concern you despite having your young twins.

I hope this isn't condescending.

I do appreciate your concern for my relationship with my child.

But I can assure that I would not be wasting your time or mine

if I were unable to tend to both my personal and professional life.

[Nina] That is so untrue. Doesn't matter.

Look at his face.

And do you have any questions or anything you'd like to raise?

I'd just like to thank you for the opportunity.

I'm very proud of my work and the relationships

I've developed here at St. Francis.

And I look forward to expanding my role.

[cell phone ringing]

-Hi! -Did you forget to breathe?

Only once. No one even noticed.

I sat up straight, I spoke clearly and I think I crushed it!

-Oh, we can't say crushed it. -Why not?

No one over 30 can.

But don't let that slowdown the celebration train, 'cause...

Hey, hey, hey! Woot, woot! Go you!

"Hey, hey, hey! Woot, woot!"

Is that what we are now?

Yes. Also, in breaking news, even if you were dreadful,

and you don't get the job, don't even worry,

because you also have an interview with Tannhauser.

What? I thought I was a seat-filler.

-Pretty sure you still are. -Billie,

whatever you've done, undo it. I'm hanging up now.

[Nina sighs]

[gasps]

Hello, Nina.

[scoffs]

Dr. Kwan.

I'm sorry if my formality in there was a little bit difficult for you.

No. Not at all.

Well, a little bit difficult.

But I understand.

Well, I'm going to be a colleague of the successful applicant.

[chuckles softly]

Oh, you love having power over me.

I find it okay, actually.

Listen... I shouldn't really be in here.

Don't tell anyone. This is off the record.

I shouldn't be saying this. I'm really scared of Schumacher.

So no one should know I'm here.

Elvis, I won't tell anyone that you've come in here.

Even though you do so routinely every day

-for your job. -Nina.

You blew everyone's socks off.

Really?

It did feel good.

So, well done.

They're thinking about making an offer very soon.

-Well-- -And I mean very soon.

Oh...

I was never here.

[chuckles softly]

Um... Hey, I didn't, um, hear you come in.

[Billie] As you were, just passing through.

Actually, we were wondering if we could ask you something.

I'm just passing through. I've got a date.

It won't take long.

Okay. Go.

Did you wanna sit down?

-Do I need to? -Maybe.

Is it okay if Jason moves in with us?

Into my room, just for a little while, until we save up for a bond.

Please.

He's got nowhere else to go.

You're just gonna let her do your dirty work for you?

No. That's why I'm here.

I wanna do the dirty work.

And you wanna be here because you've got nowhere else to go?

And I wanna try to be a dad.

This is not the end of the conversation. There will be lists,

provisos and zero of this business on the couch.

-Thank you. -No worries.

-Thank you. -Do not thank me.

I have not said "Yes".

[sighs]

[laughs]

Did you bring the grater?

[gasps] I'm sure Geraldine'll have one.

But it has to have small holes or the cheese won't work.

The cheese will work no matter what, I promise.

But it has to be perfect.

I know. It's your first big No Kids Allowed family dinner.

-I'm ten now. -[chuckles]

Double digits, my baby.

And we are here to party, come on.

[music playing]

Wow, that's good to see.

Missed you so much.

I'm only here because I thought I might find your own explanation entertaining

and I happen to feel like a psycho.

Oh, I'm just glad you could make it.

Not for long.

I have a date with a freakishly handsome athlete/poet/billionaire-philanthropist.

So... If you could make this snappy.

Well, I was on my way to see you and meet your family

waiting at a set of lights when a teenager carjacked

-the lady in front of me. -Oh, my God.

He just dragged her out the car, she was screaming,

"My baby's in there! My baby's in there!"

But he didn't care. He just took off.

I don't know if I've told you, but I was in the Force.

-Police force? -15 years, before I got shot.

The point is, I've seen more than my fair share

of high-speed pursuits.

Well, I was a stunt driver at Sandown, so.

So, you'll understand why I had to go after him.

What choice did you have?

Well, I followed him. Apprehended him. Rescued the baby.

Who turned out to be a labradoodle.

And returned him to the safety of his mother's arms.

-I'm sorry, the baby was a dog? -A rescue dog.

He was terrified, that poor little fella.

Thank God you were there and no one was hurt.

Unfortunately, someone was.

I didn't realize how bad it was till I lost consciousness.

Woke up in a hospital a week later.

I can't believe you never called me.

He also stole my phone.

You didn't remember my number?

I was concussed.

Dan, I'm so sorry.

I don't blame you for moving on so quickly.

Well, I assumed you'd died.

I bet you went to a lot of effort.

Champagne? Cake, balloons?

I did.

If only I'd been running late, you and I could be married by now.

I was gonna proposed to you that night.

I would have said yes.

I hope he knows how lucky he is.

You deserve to be happy.

So do you.

I love you, Billie.

Thank you.

I will never forget you.

Nor I you.

[Nina] I wonder if I'll hear today.

Come on, monkey.

Totes smashed it.

Yeah, totes.

Hello.

[Harry] Hey.

Hey, I'm sorry I'm late. Did you get my message?

I'm not wearing this for the fun of it.

Huh.

Although now I'm thinking I should take it off.

Yes.

So I can help Zoe get ready while you get dressed.

-No? -Yes.

Yeah, that would be incredible. Oh, you are incredible.

So, it went well?

I think so.

I mean, it's hard to tell what the outcome will be,

but I felt confident.

The pressure was exhilarating.

-[indistinct chatter] -[music playing]

[woman] Mmm, that's delicious.

Thank you, thank you.

Are you giving our futures?

[man] No worries. Playing with me?

[indistinct chatter continues]

[Nina] Stop thinking about it. Probably won't hear until tomorrow now.

Hey, I was thinking if you don't get it,

I'm gonna egg the hospitality.

[gasps] You'd do that for me?

-But it's graphic. -[laughs]

Thanks.

Billie, you all right?

I finally understand what it was like for you all this time.

I mean, professionally, I'm on fire.

But romantically, I'm... I'm lost.

I'm confused. It's like... I'm just...

dabbing blindly in the dark.

Um... Everybody.

[clears throat]

I just want to thank you all for being here to help me celebrate

the auspicious occasion of my birthday with me.

Now if you could please make your way to the dining area.

Except for the kids. I've set up a fun room for you,

all under tents at the front.

-Ah, well done! -[all cheer]

[indistinct chatter]

Cheers!

Hi. Sorry I'm late.

[woman] That is really good.

-All right. -Thank you, Ray.

Entrée is served.

-Oh, darling. -[all exclaim]

Mmm.

[woman] Yum. [man] Oh, yeah, this is...

That's good, man.

[inaudible]

He's completely oblivious.

Billie said she was definitely telling him today.

Well, then she, A, chickened out.

B, told him, he doesn't care.

C, told him, he does care.

He's an exceptional actor. And waiting for the right moment to...

Gut you like a fish.

Looks like he's taking it pretty well.

I haven't told him.

I still don't understand why you broke up.

No one does. That's the whole point.

What's the whole point?

It's a kind of dance that defies explanation.

-Can't you just call him? -That's not how it works.

It's a very sophisticated contest of mind.

But if you broke up, didn't you just lose?

-You're not getting it. -No, I don't.

Neither do I.

[Will] It's unbelievable. [Billie] Sorry?

I'm sorry, that was probably a private conversation

but I overheard bits of it and I don't mean to overstep,

but what is wrong with these blokes?

Well, it's just the one bloke.

Oh, I wish. Kerry told me about this guy that she met while we were separated.

Really, who is that?

-Well... -No, no, no, it's not a big deal.

And you have nothing to be ashamed about. I just think it's ridiculous.

I mean, you're both smart, funny, gutsy, gorgeous women.

You shouldn't have to be go around putting up with these dickheads.

Even if it was just a brief encounter.

This pasta is incredible.

It's salmonella.

[guests spit]

[both] Semolina.

God! [laughing]

[Will] All I'm saying is, with all due respect,

and I'm not suggesting these conversations are easy

by any means, but is it the silence

how these guys get away with treating women like this?

-Will, please. -I mean, Will makes a good point.

Back me up here, Jimmy.

Look, I mean, there are better men.

Am I speaking another language?

[Billie] It's just...

Probably not a good time.

Oh, God. [breathing heavily]

Sorry.

Kerry, uh, you all right?

-[exhales deeply] -[Ray] Don't you like it?

No, it... It's great, Ray.

[softly] Sorry.

Um...

What?

This was not supposed to happen, you were not meant to find out like this.

-And you knew? -I'm on your side.

Oh, my God. You all knew?

-No, I didn't know. -Neither did I.

Yeah, maybe we heard--

How could you keep something like this from me? Did you all just...

get together and I agree I couldn't handle it?

No, I was supposed to tell you.

Then why do you treat me like I'm a child?

It's insulting, and it's humiliating and...

I don't know what I've done to deserve it.

-It's not your fault. -Oh, I know that.

Jesus.

-Sorry, Ray. -No worries.

Is there anything else anyone thinks I can't handle?

Uh, Will. [clears throat]

Your mother's been smuggling misunderstood materials into the country

and... and living in the attic.

What?

And she's pregnant with your child.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Ray ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Happy birthday, mate.

Save me some cake. I'll be back.

-You gonna make a wish? -[door opens]

[applause]

You let me sit there today

and tell you that I love you.

Do you how many people I've have said that to in my entire life?

Five.

Including you.

And my grandparents.

I am so sorry.

I understand if you don't wanna look at me.

Or talk to me.

Yeah. Gotta put some more ice-cream in that.

Well, he would have found out sooner or later.

May not have been the best time to drop the drug-mule-Marjorie bomb.

Well, I thought it was telling-secrets time.

I can't just sit here anymore.

They've been out here long enough to kill each other with their bare hands.

Are you coming?

[cell phone vibrating]

Uh, no. Actually, I need to take this.

Emma, hi.

[Emma] Hello, how's the dinner party?

Oh, it's lovely. Thank you for asking.

Look, I don't want to keep you from your family,

so I'll get straight to the point.

The panel has deliberated and it's not going to go your way.

Sorry?

Your application was unsuccessful.

It hasn't been announced yet, but it was a very difficult position.

Oh... I'm sure it was.

The standard was very high.

I wanted to let you know as soon as possible, as a friend,

just in case you'd planned for a different outcome.

I'm so sorry, Nina.

No. No, there's no need to apologize.

I should let you get back to your family.

Enjoy the rest of your evening.

Thanks again for letting me know.

I've been debating whether or not to say this,

but I'm gonna say it.

I'm very aware I may regret saying it, we may all regret it, but here it is.

Grossly inappropriate behavior is a Proudman family trait.

What does that mean?

At the end of the day, we've all done it.

Most of us have done it.

Seriously?

I did not know this was part of having siblings.

[Kerry] Sorry to interrupt.

Ray was just wondering if you still wanted cake.

[Jimmy] Totally. [Nina] Absolutely.

Will.

I'm so sorry.

Do you wanna talk about it?

Not yet.

Do you want me to talk?

-[sighing] -Do you want me to leave?

Why should you get to leave?

I can't leave.

I want to run away but I'm not going to.

I'm gonna go inside and have some birthday cake with Ray.

I don't know how we could move forward from here.

The two of us...

can't feel it yet.

I understand.

And I know it's gonna be excruciating but right now,

I wanna go inside with you,

act like this never happened and be there for Ray.

-Then let's do that. -All right.

[laughter]

So grown up all of a sudden.

[all exclaim]

[Will] That one's from me, mate.

And Kerry. Didn't know what to get you.

So, got all the stuff that I wanted.

So, if you're not into anything...

-Love it all. -[all laugh]

I contacted Tannhauser Pharmaceuticals to cancel your interview,

but it turns out they already cut you.

-Oh... -So, you don't have to

worry about interfering with your promotion.

[Nina] Double rejection.

Can I open that one?

-Of course you can. -No need to ask.

You okay?

-[all exclaiming] -I didn't get it.

Please don't react.

I don't wanna hijack any more attention away from Ray.

[laughter]

[Ray] This is awesome.

Oh, my God, it is so awesome.

Did Auntie Zara let you get this?

[laughing] Oh, no, no.

We didn't get you that.

That one's from Neens and Zoe.

Thanks, Nina.

You should probably thank Harry, because I think he chose it.

-Thank you. -No worries at all.

I'm sorry, you all have grown-up stuff going on,

but your business with Kerry...

I don't know why you're sad, but I'm sorry you are.

The fruit didn't taste like it was supposed to,

-I know it was gross. -No, it wasn't.

-Kinda was. -No. It wasn't.

It's okay, Mum. I'm big enough to hear it.

Okay, maybe it could have used less salt.

-I think it was quite tasty. -It was disgusting.

It was the worst thing I've ever eaten.

I think I got a bit of poo in mine.

[laughter]

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