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[Nina] A couple of days off. Everything's under control.

You're on top of your job. You have time for cardiovascular fitness.

You even have time to cook a meal from scratch.

Nina Proudman, you are nailing life.

-[Nina] Hello. -There you go.

Hello!

Hey, um...

So I've got a friend coming to stay. I've offered my place,

but if it's okay with you and Zoe, I'd like to be here instead of there.

You want to stay here?

For two weeks.

[Nina] Two weeks? It'd be just like living together but not really.

A trial. Yes! It's perfect.

[inaudible]

It'll be a practice run to see if we're, well, what I've suspected all along.

Perfectly compatible to cohabitate.

Kind of give her some time to pack her stuff and take some of it away.

Who?

Georgie.

Your ex?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She's back from India and she's staying at my place.

[Nina] Hang on. What?

["When We Swam" playing]

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why? ♪

♪ Won't you sing? Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips ♪

♪ Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh why, oh why? ♪

♪ Oh why? Won't you sing? ♪

Is that all right? I'd just rather be here with you than there with her.

I... Of course!

Yeah, I mean,

I have told you a lot about Patrick.

You've hardly mentioned Georgia.

-Georgie. -Exactly.

What would you like to know?

-Well... -Ask anything at all.

How long were you together?

Ten years.

On and off. With a lot of off.

Who broke it off?

[stammers] She did.

You split up just before we met each other. I remember that.

-Nine months ago. -Yeah, not long.

Well, it's long enough.

When did you last see each other?

Not since I put her on a plane to Mumbai.

She seeing anyone else?

She was with someone overseas. It seems to have fizzled out. I--

So no. Is that why she's come back?

I don't know.

And she wants to stay at your place because?

It was her place too, before she left. Her stuff is still there.

She has a key?

She's on the lease.

Oh!

[Nina] Don't panic. Everyone has exes. Harry's just got the one.

Don't be threatened by it, Nina. Be cool.

Nailing life, remember? Handle this moment well.

Have her to dinner. Welcome her.

Everybody welcome here!

Georgie's in town. She's a big part of your life. We should meet.

That's a very bad idea.

No, it's perfect. I've got some time off. I'll cook.

Invite her to dinner. Tomorrow.

You're supposed to be having a stress-free break from work.

Okay, Georgie creates stress. That's her happy place.

Mi casa, su casa, her casa.

Her casa? No.

Her casa.

Just here making sure you've got your compression pants on. Oh, good.

Because I had this dream last night that your feet got very swollen

and grotesque and disgusting,

and I just want to make sure you're looking after yourself, Kim.

Zara, you're bullshitting. You're not fooling anyone.

Shifts. I need shifts.

We need the money. Uni doesn't go back till next semester.

I know I sound like a beggar, but I just...

I don't want to be doing what I'm doing, okay?

I can give you Friday night, if you like.

Please tease me.

Tease you? I would never tease you.

Well, I don't like it when you're nice to me.

You're scaring me. Say something. Anything.

Like, "Oh, fall from grace. Oh, look at the little people crawling back

-on their little legs!" -[phone ringing]

Give me the Sunday shift, anything. Humiliate me, please.

[Nina] Ridiculous. They'll call if they need to.

[phone ringing]

Hello.

Did you just prank me?

-No. -[Kim] Sad.

Sad. Sad.

-Amazing. -Welcome back.

-Good, yes. -Beggar.

Huh.

[Nina] If I was at work, I wouldn't have time

to make dinner, or take the long way through the park.

Darcy's bench. It's gone!

There is no one on Earth so... Petty, so tiny-minded, so obsessed

with getting my attention as Phil D'Arabont!

You'd think that Darcy dying on a sex boat

with a bunch of dried-up old purses was enough,

but, no, no. Now he's messing with Darcy's bench!

Swine! I'd like to cut up his velvety robes

and I'll roll around in the mud in it, and I'll...

Oh! You're there, are you? [chuckles] Well, where's the bench, Phil?

Oh, is that right? Well, what are your demands?

Yes?

[both chuckling]

[both sigh]

How's your enforced mental health leave panning out?

Well, I wrote a list of all the things I wanted to do

when I eventually had time off, and I did them in 20 minutes.

What's happening with Clegg?

I have asked Cherie what she knows, and she continues to be non-committal.

I just don't know how much longer I can do his job and mine.

Found the bench?

Between a red and silver pole and an old tree.

-Is that poetry? -No, it's a clue.

It's a treasure hunt.

I told you, the man's sick. Come on.

[laughing] I'm off to work. I don't have time for family sexcapades.

I'm starting to wish I was, too.

So, I found the first brick for your sex wall.

Mr. Simon "I'm the only guy free on Friday" Pappandrea.

Tomorrow? Well, it doesn't have to be so soon. Do you know him?

He divorced one of our clients two years ago.

She's desperately happy with someone else

so put him forward to try and help him to move on a little.

Sounds clingy.

But safe, reasonably attractive and disease-free.

-Maybe this is a bad idea. -Billie Proudman, look here.

This is about sex. This is about physicality.

This is about losing the familiarity you have right now

with Mick's body, that's it.

And what if he falls in love with me?

Then I'll be phone at hand, at the ready to bail you out.

Okay, so, what, I make a call, send a text, and then what?

You magically appear and rescue me from the date?

-Mmm. -That's too obvious.

Something like that could shatter a man's ego.

Thoughtful. Got a better idea?

Shadow me.

If you're there, I can relay carefully-constructed signals

to you from the table without him knowing.

You can intervene if necessary, like you're in the Secret Service.

I always thought I'd make a great spy. Access to intel, weapons and catsuits.

-Revealing. And inaccurate. -All right.

I will agree to shadow you,

as long as you call me Katarina Wasikowska Milosivich.

Deal. Tell Simon I'll be there Friday, Katarina.

And I'll be at the bar, drinking freely, contemplating my single spy life

while watching over you for signs of dating distress.

No. No. Failed plan. Abort. Abort.

-What's wrong now? -I just saw you in my head.

You're going to attract too much attention with all your attractiveness,

sitting alone at the bar. I'll end up shadowing you.

And I don't want to support your entry back into the world of men, not yet,

not for Will's sake. I will have Jimmy shadow you.

Shadow the shadower.

-You'll look like any other couple. -Perfect. Copy that. Over.

-To the first brick. -To the first brick.

-[Harry] What's all this? -Shopping. And a paella dish.

-I thought you said low-key. -Hmm.

-No big deal. -Eh.

When Georgie gets here, we could go out for dinner.

-That way we can leave. -The point is to have her here.

Georgie is not the person to be doing this for.

I don't know how many ways I can say it.

Out of my kitchen. I need to put the fish stock on.

-I'm serious. -Out. Out. Out.

It's fine.

[Nina] Right, apron on.

Cookbook out.

And... What am I thinking?

-[phone ringing] -Neens.

[Nina] I've been pretending that I'm excited about cooking for Harry's ex,

and I've just realized I don't know what the fuck I'm doing or why.

Right, relax. Breathe.

You are committed, but you're not going for a chef's hat.

Just make something simple.

I've chosen an impossible paella!

I mean, am I crazy?

People usually keep their distance from the ex. I've invited her to my home.

Well, that's what's beautiful about you. You jump right in.

I just want you to wake me up when it's all over and tell me it was fine.

Well, I can't. You know why?

'Cause I'm going out tonight with a guy who I also don't know,

and I'm having my own internal freak out about it.

Oh! Billie.

But Neens, what do we do when we're nervous about something?

Eat?

No, we bring out our secret weapon.

-Wine? -[Billie] No!

-Our best selves. -Our best selves?

[Billie] Yeah, we can be whoever we want to be tonight because it doesn't matter.

It's just one night in our whole lives with two people we don't even know,

so why not dress up and have fun with it?

Exactly! Just have fun. [chuckles]

-And then... You show me, which goes next? -[knock at door]

[gasps] Good girl.

Okay, do you want to run inside and get your dress on?

Yeah.

We're committed. We're doing it. It's just...

I'm a little bit worried about her.

Okay, candles, rosemary, lots of, you know, hanging things?

-Yeah. -Leave it with me.

-Whoa. -Whoa yourself.

Four words, Neens. No, no, no, no.

"Geranium-scented almond soy"?

They smell gorgeous.

It's too much, Neens. It's too far.

Well, it's just a table setting with some rosemary on it,

-and some tea lights-- -Pull it back.

Spare your energy for someone who hasn't been having sex

with Harry for the past ten years.

[laughs]

There is nothing about Harry's life that I am afraid to know.

I am cool, and I cook organic seafood.

You are so far outside your best self right now, you can't see Earth.

You're floating.

You've lost the hooky thing that connects you to the space ship.

And what about your best self? She's looking--

I know, too much like me.

But I'm going on a date with a guy.

I don't want him to, you know, fall in love with me.

I need to look more like you. Wardrobe. Now.

[knock at door]

[Nina] Shit! She's early.

Hello?

[sighs]

I don't know what I'm meant to do, you know?

It's never happened to me before.

Breaking up actually hurts.

[groaning]

I'm hereby appointing you person in charge of Will's feelings.

-What? No. Why me? -[Will] The whole thing is so unfair!

Kerry didn't tell me she wasn't happy.

Will's my brother. Kerry's my boss.

I can't be stuck in the middle, which leaves you.

[Will] ...in it. Together. But no.

No. Turns out Will and Kerry are disappointment of the year.

In second place, the turmeric latte.

I don't think I can help him.

I agree with him about the lattes, though.

-Oh, that works. -Ah! And?

-Those. -Great.

So what do I do? I can't call her.

-I don't have her number anymore. -What? Why?

Well, because Mum said, "Remove the weakness,"

so I deleted her from my phone.

I don't know.

I'm thinking that you just had an argument about dog poo,

and you accidentally broke up.

-Huh. -[knock at door]

-That's her. -Oh!

-Get out. Go. -What?

-This is-- -No time. Get out.

-Go. Out. I've got it. -What?

-I can help. Neens, you need me. -Thank you.

I've got it.

-I can't get it. -[Will] It's like hide and seek.

Oh, I love the smell of rosemary.

Yeah, it's...

-Nina? -Yes.

Hi.

Oh, it's so, so, so, so nice to finally meet you, Georgie.

[Nina] Too much. Pull it back.

So nice.

[Nina groans]

Please, come in.

I don't know about you, Nina, but I need a drink.

[chuckles]

-Water? -Wine?

I meant wine. I'm not sure why I said water.

You can water, too, if you want. I love water.

-Me, too. -Want some?

Uh... Maybe later.

[sighs]

Well, here we are.

-It's nice to put a face to a name. -Always is.

-How was India? -Magical. Life-changing.

Mmm.

-Food for the soul. -[chuckles]

Have you ever been?

-No. -Oh. Well, um, the people are glorious.

Thank you. And the vibe's just really kind of chilled and friendly and chaotic.

It's a bit like Nepal. You ever been?

-No. -Oh.

-Planning. -Yeah. You should.

I love your place. You've got really great taste.

Thank you. Harry'll be down in a minute. He's just dressing Zoe.

You've got a kid?

Yes! My daughter. Harry didn't mention that?

We've been texting, but, no, he left that bit out.

[chuckles]

Yeah, they get along really well, which is a big relief.

-[knock at door] -Oh!

Sorry, Georgie, I don't know who that could be. I'll just...

-Hey. -Hi. I was just...

-Hey, George. -Long time.

That it is.

This is Zoe.

-Cherie. -I just spoke to Martin.

Oh. Now? What'd he say? When's he coming home?

-I'm starting to doubt my strategy. -What does that mean?

I think I was naïve to expect that sex would bring him home.

-Can I come in? -Tell me here.

-Why? What's going on in there? -Nothing.

Harry's ex is here. For dinner. I can't really talk.

-Oh! Invite me in! Go on! -No.

I want to see what she's like. I want to see what you're like with her.

Nina? Can I open this Pinot?

-Make yourself at home. -Oh, you're being weird. Let me in.

No, I can't, Cherie. Please just tell me when Martin's coming home.

That's why I brought the wine, to soften the blow.

Okay, brace yourself. I don't know, but it's not going to be any time soon.

I'm sorry.

I... I just have... I can't really... I have to go inside.

Good luck tonight.

Okay, signal number one.

Ordering vegetarian means I'm staying for dinner

but want to be interrupted before the going home part.

Vegetarian's a bailout option. Got it.

Ordering seafood means the date is over.

Call me, think of a reason to get me out of there.

Someone died, someone's trapped,

someone's lost their beloved blind relative

and needs my help to find him.

Seafood is an emergency evacuation.

We should be writing these down.

Ordering a meat dish signifies that the date is going well.

Remain at ease, but don't go anywhere in case it turns to seafood.

What if you get in there, you like the look of him, you want us gone?

As in, "please don't watch me devour this man"?

I hadn't thought of that as an option.

Okay, signal number four, I shall place

my jacket on my shoulders if I want you to leave immediately without me.

-Signal number four, get out the door. -Jacket on, shadows be gone.

-I think we've got it. -I'm going in now.

Just remember, he's not forever man.

Try not to banter too much. You might not get anything back.

Good evening.

Hello. There's a booking for Proudman.

Yes. Your party's already arrived.

-Can I take your coat? -Oh, thank you.

Oh, no! Signal number four, hanging on the wall.

[Kerry] Thwarted.

Right this way.

Oh.

-Simon. -Yeah. Hello, Billie.

Hi.

Evening, folks.

Mr. and Mrs. Tacos. Billie booked it.

It's Tachovski. Polish. But no one can say it, so we go by Tacos.

Fascinating. Right this way.

And you could tell me the short version.

There is no short version to divorce.

Uh, so I'd fallen asleep on the bus, uh, because, you know,

I'd been three days smoking hashish in Kathmandu. [chuckles]

And I woke up, and there was Harry standing over me

like some big, blonde, handsome warrior guy.

Well, I was worried her bag would get stolen. She'd left it on the seat.

There was nothing in it to steal.

Well, your passport? Is that something?

-Anyway. Okay. -[Harry] Maybe?

Uh, so, well, Harry had been guarding me, and we started chatting

and I realized that I had not been paying attention

-when I was booking my ticket. -Oh!

And what had happened was

that I had accidentally booked a 35-hour trip to Delhi.

[chuckles]

That was the beginning of India.

Um...

-Three months-- -Two months.

Whatever. Until we got to Kolkata. And when we got there was--

Please don't. We don't... No, we don't need to go into that.

Aw...

No? Mr. Shitty Pants used to think it was funny.

Anyway, we lost ourselves in paradise

and two months turned into ten years together.

[Nina] Kill me now.

Sounds amazing.

So, um, how did you guys get together?

It was a public relations scandal at work.

It was pretty spicy.

[Nina] Really? "Spicy"?

We didn't really like each other at first.

I did.

-Well, we pretended that we didn't. -Yeah.

Deep down we did.

-That's cute. -[chuckles]

[Nina] Why did I think this was a good idea?

Think it might be bedtime for Zoe. Let's go.

Night, Zo-Zoe. Hug?

I'll see you in the morning for some porridge, huh?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-[Nina] Bye, Harry. -Okay. Sleep well.

-Come on. -Here we go.

-This is too much. -What?

-What? What? -What?

You're all happy families and bath time and porridge in the morning now?

You're hilarious, Harry, but I get it. You can stop now.

It actually has nothing to do with you.

It so does.

[buzzing]

Steady heart, steady hand.

Yes! The wish bone.

And then, of course, after being demoted,

I felt unsure of what the future held for me.

-I decided to go into financial services. -Financial services.

I've told you this bit already?

No, no, it's fine. I mean, yes, you have,

but this is the whole getting-to-know-you part.

I feel like I'm getting a pretty good idea.

Have madame and sir decided?

I really feel like seafood tonight.

What is that face?

Her signals are all mixed up.

-Was that a help face? -Or is she constipated?

-I'll have the barramundi, thank you. -Certainly.

Would you like to try the oyster entrées?

I've got a small share in the farm where these are from,

and I was surprised to see them on the menu.

That's actually really interesting.

She's picking up the menu again.

What? What?

So is that a dozen oysters to share or...

Let's get a dozen each.

That's lovely.

Do you know what?

I'm actually going to go with your vegetarian option.

The pumpkin gnocchi.

I think I made up my mind too quickly.

Simon, tell me about the oyster farm. That must be a whole other world.

It's actually just a financial investment.

I've never been there. I don't really like to know where my food comes from.

Wait!

Sorry, I just... I need more time. Um...

What?

[burps]

-Sorry, did you just... -Yeah, pardon me.

Have madame and sir decided?

We've hardly looked, sorry.

Actually, I'll have what that lady over there just ordered.

Her? She hasn't decided, either.

Ah. Well, whatever she has, you can put me down for one of those.

She just looks like someone who makes great decisions.

[Nina] Hard work! This is hard work. Just start talking.

I'm an obstetrician.

-And at work right now-- -Harry said you're a midwife.

[Harry] No, I didn't.

Jesus, George, you always hear what you want to hear--

Babies, all right? I get it.

I'm filling in for a colleague at work at the moment.

I can't imagine going to work in the same building every day.

Doesn't that shit you?

[Nina] You shit me.

I love it. You never know what each day is going to bring.

It's very rewarding.

-Oh! -Oh!

-Looks great. -It does.

-Enjoy. -Thank you.

I don't usually like to order the veal.

-You know, that whole baby cow thing? -Mmm-hmm.

But I've got a pumpkin allergy so that kind of--

Excuse me, diners.

I trust everything's up to standard this evening?

The service has been great.

And are your meals to your satisfaction?

Delicious.

I will pass on your remarks to the chef.

I see you've chosen the vegetarian gnocchi, one of our specialties.

Yeah. I would also like to try your veal, if that's okay, Simon.

Yeah, of course.

She ordered the vegetarian, but she's eating his meat.

Flesh and bone, leave me alone?

-No, but the jacket was go home. -[Billie sneezes]

-Bless you. -Sorry.

-And what was that? -Sauerkraut!

-Sauerkraut? -Sauerkraut?

We are really messing this up!

Can I ask you something?

Are they your friends over there?

Worse. It's actually my brother.

I asked them to be here in case I needed to make a quick exit.

Ah.

See, over there?

That whole table is my cheer squad.

You can't see it from here, but they're all wearing shirts with my name on them.

Sorry, it seems silly now,

but I just didn't know how tonight was going to go.

Do you want a quick exit?

No, but there's something I need to talk to you about.

Uh...

Recently, I separated from my husband, Mick,

and tonight is meant to be about me getting over him

in a physical sense, by building a wall between us,

and you were to be the first brick, if you wanted to be.

A brick.

What are you talking about?

If you would like to be the first person to get naked with me and in so doing,

fast track the monumental grief I am experiencing regarding my husband,

who I adore and will never get over, then there is a position vacant

for a limited time only. It is a one-night, sex-only arrangement.

I will not call you, contact you afterwards, put your number in my phone.

Are you in?

-Oh, my God, they're leaving. -Stay there!

Shit.

[Nina] Look what you've done.

You've gone and created the most romantic date in the world.

-Take this. -No, I don't want to.

Yes, you do. Everybody wants the final rose.

I want Harry to give it to me.

What if we do the whole ceremony thing?

And if he chooses Georgie, I can just run off with it.

Okay, deal.

My life's hard without you, Harry. That's what I realized when I was away.

Like, the little things are really difficult when you're not around.

But the big things, I just couldn't.

I had to come home.

I needed to know where you were at.

My roads have always led me back to you, and now I'm here,

I can't find you. You know, you're gone.

And you invite me to this courtyard, which really isn't you.

What sort of courtyard am I?

And you've got this girlfriend who's, like... Maybe she's nice,

but I can't take any more of her trying to be friends.

Because we're not friends, Harry.

We've never been friends. I don't want to be your friend.

Yeah, well, maybe that was our problem.

Well, it's a smashed mess. [giggles] The chocolate balls, I mean.

They broke. Sorry.

Harry hasn't told you much about us, has he?

[Harry groans]

No one wants to know too much, do they?

Well, you do.

I mean, that's why you invited me here, isn't it?

Sort of figure out what kind of threat I am.

No. No, not at all, actually--

No, it's fine, because maybe I wanted to know what kind of threat you were, too.

Well, now you know.

Maybe we just... I don't know. Maybe we just head in--

-Sorry, Georgie, I really-- -He's hiding things from you.

I'm not hiding anything.

-Shall we have some dessert-- -Why don't I believe that, Harry?

[sighs]

Neens, when we were together, I asked Georgie to marry me.

[Nina] Pretend you knew.

Oh, that? Fine. Great.

[Harry] Yeah. [Georgie] Twice.

Yeah, and you said no.

[Georgie] The first time, yeah.

The second time you asked me, I said yes, and we were engaged.

For two days, and then you broke it off.

I've still got the ring.

Yeah, and you never wore it. Then you left.

And now I'm back. You and me, we're ten years, Harry. What are you two?

Zero.

Don't go, Neens! Jesus, George, I couldn't wait forever.

Ten years was my limit. Yes, when you left me the first, second, third time,

the fourth time, it hurt. But the fifth time?

The sixth time? I started to feel relieved.

You became so predictable,

pleading with me that you just needed a little bit more time.

I had to let you go, I had to take you back, I had to let you go.

And then I met Nina.

And guess what?

It's better. I don't want to go a day without seeing her

and so far, she seems to want me around, too.

So, let me be very clear. My mind is made up.

I'm walking through life with Nina now and it feels easy and it feels right.

I want you to be happy, George, but not with me.

-Where's the bathroom? -Yeah, it's just through there.

[sighs]

You okay?

You shouldn't have had to see that.

Well, you did warn me. Should have listened.

I'm gonna go now.

Thanks for dinner, Nina. You're a really amazing cook.

I'll walk you out.

[sighs]

At this point, I feel obliged to tell you that I'm really good at this.

-Right-o. -You're about to embark on a night

that I promise you you'll never forget, but one that I fully intend to.

I'm talking see you at the supermarket and keep perusing the yogurt

-with an unparalleled level of avoidance. -I get it.

Leave your inhibitions at the door.

-Well, I live here. -Okay, I'm actually really nervous.

I'm going to start taking my clothes off now.

The best thing would be if you would match me.

These shoes can be quite tricky.

Um...

Yeah, the bedroom's up the stairs,

and feel free to peruse my wall of sex medals on your way up.

Actually, the only medal I have is a netball medal.

-What position? -Wing Attack.

Wing Defense.

[phone ringing]

Nina?

You still awake?

I was hoping you'd call.

I've been a bad friend. I've been so caught up

in hassling you about Martin I haven't asked you how you are.

You must be missing him.

Yeah, I am.

[both laughing]

Sauer...

-Sauer of the kraut. -We are so gonna get kicked out.

Mmm.

-We need to chill out, man. -Agreed. Beer chaser?

That is the smartest thing you've said all night.

Apart from... Sauerkraut! [laughing]

All right, we're going, we're going.

[dance music playing]

Oh!

Oh, shit!

[exhales]

Okay, the last time Billie saw us we were at the restaurant, yeah?

As far as anyone needs to know, we just went home.

If we never tell anyone, it never happened.

I think you're underestimating my sisters.

The only people who know about this on the planet are us,

and if we keep it that way...

-Okay. It ends here. -It ends here.

It was perfect. My exit was to form.

Exquisite. You couldn't tell I'd been there.

I smoothed out the sheet and removed

my fingerprints like some kind of untraceable sex bandit.

You might want to work on the phrasing of that.

Yes. I shouldn't have fallen asleep at his house, room to improve,

but it didn't matter one bit because when I left, he was sound asleep.

No trace of Billie.

Well done. And tick for laying your first brick.

Just one problem.

Itchy?

I left my phone on his charger.

What?

I'm sorry. It's just that you went to so much trouble

to erase yourself. It's so unlucky.

Please don't ask me to go and get it.

The deal was, we would never see each other again.

I can't go back there, Neens.

-That cock has sailed. -[Harry] I'll get it.

-[mouthing] He's so nice! -[whispering] I know.

[child chattering]

Oh!

[automated voice] You have one new message.

[Zara] Hey, it's me. I know things have been so shitty between us lately,

so I wanted to say one thing without any excuses.

I'm sorry, Jimmy. I'm really, really sorry

for what I've done to us.

-"Between a rock and an old tree." -[Phil] You're getting warmer.

-"Between a rock and an old tree..." -[Phil] Yes. Yes. Warmer.

-"...is the place you find me." -[Phil laughing]

-An infringement notice? -[Phil] Mmm-hmm.

Well, if you think I'm paying this, you've got a lot of waiting to do.

[Phil] No, no, it's paid.

Oh.

-[Phil chuckles] -Well, what now?

A garden bed should not be red. No hungry heart should go unfed.

Your missing bench is some place new, a fitting spot to sit for two.

So, you've cemented Darcy in, have you?

Well, if that isn't reverse psychology, I don't know what is.

-Your official approval. -I don't need your--

Thank you.

[clears throat]

[scoffs]

A dinner invitation? Ha!

Humor me.

Well, if I can afford the wine, I'm not coming.

I know it was one of these.

Then use your feelings. Close your eyes and point.

What do you mean? We're using the Force now?

Forty percent sure it's that one.

Forty percent ain't bad.

How will I know it's him?

Um... If it's him, I won't honk the horn.

Sure.

Ah.

I think I love Harry.

I'm sorry about last night.

We are complete opposites. You both said it.

She's spontaneous, always surprising you.

Hey, monkey.

I don't do anything on a whim, Harry.

I am so measured.

Measured is great.

Come on, sweetie.

-Going to have a play? -Yeah.

There you go.

You asked her to marry you.

Yeah, twice.

It's no small thing.

No. It's not, and I'll forever be relieved that she said no.

-Twice. -Yeah. And twice hurts.

For the longest time, I thought she was what I wanted.

But when she flew out to Mumbai that last time,

I got back from the airport and I lay on our bed,

and I wished that she were different.

And I thought, well, she could be different if she was someone else

and really, I was wishing for you.

And you appeared in my life. And just like that,

I could see a future again. I'm sorry that--

I'm in love with you.

Move in.

[chuckles]

Is this you being spontaneous?

Well, I have thought about it before now. So that makes me spontaneous and measured.

I don't like it when you go home.

Well, the thing is, I don't like going home either.

And I'm in love with you, too.