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When people finish their day
and hurry home,
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my day starts.
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My diner is open from midnight
to seven in the morning.
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They call it "Midnight Diner."
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Do I even have customers?
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More than you would expect.
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MIDNIGHT DINER:
TOKYO STORIES
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CORN DOG
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Master, I got everything.
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Thank you.
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What took you so long?
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This is Serao Kesera,
a master comedian in Asakusa.
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He suddenly requested pancakes,
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so he made his ex-assistant Hajime
go out to buy the ingredients.
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Hey.
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Hajime has become popular as a TV actor.
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I hear that he is more popular
than his master.
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-Here you go.
-Thank you.
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This is for you, Hajime.
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I didn't have a regular sausage,
so I used fish sausage.
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I had extra batter,
so I made this for you.
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Thank you. It looks delicious.
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Wait. Give it to me.
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No.
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-Why not?
-Because I love corn dogs.
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Oh, come on, Hajime. Please.
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Let's switch.
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You wanted a pancake,
so I went out to buy the ingredients.
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I changed my mind. Okay?
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-No way.
-Then just a bite.
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-Just a bite, please.
-I said no.
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You asshole!
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I'm asking nicely here,
and that's how you treat me?
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Who do you think helped you
become an actor?
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It's just a corn dog. Don't be stingy.
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Why get so upset over a corn dog?
Your pancake is getting--
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Hey! No, stop!
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Hajime, give it to him.
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I'll make a new one for you.
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That's not the point.
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He always behaves like this.
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The fish sausage is a nice touch.
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Master, this is delicious.
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My corn dog became his favorite.
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Since then, Serao often comes
to my place by himself.
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-Hey.
-Welcome.
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-He's here.
-Master comedian!
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Many of my customers are his fans.
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They get excited whenever he comes.
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Master, a corn dog, please.
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-Me, too.
-Me, three.
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Sure.
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Even though she's way past her prime,
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she still got it going on.
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As I poked her from the back...
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Just like that.
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So it got me going.
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I tried to fondle her boobs.
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I reached around.
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Her ripened breasts...
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were soft and moist.
Fit nicely in my palm.
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Then she suddenly said,
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"What are you trying to touch?"
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"Your boob, of course."
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"That's not where they are.
My boobs are higher."
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Turned out, what I was fondling
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was the old woman's love handles!
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No dirty jokes in front of ladies.
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Come on, babe. You like it, don't you?
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That's sexual harassment.
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Calm down, Rumi.
This is a part of his material.
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Material?
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You don't know him? Mr. Serao Kesera.
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Some call him the last master comedian
of Asakusa.
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I always watched your stand-up comedy
on TV when I was a kid.
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Really?
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You know Hajime Moriwaki, a TV actor,
right?
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Yes, I know him.
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He used to be an assistant
of this master comedian.
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It's nothing.
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Hajime Moriwaki.
A good-looking guy, isn't he?
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And he's funny. I like his
choice of words.
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Good-looking and funny?
That's a perfect man.
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Well, unfortunately,
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his "boy" is not impressive at all.
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Does Hajime Moriwaki have a son?
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That's not what he means.
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Some describe a perfect vagina
as a thousand earthworms.
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But his organ is like a single earthworm.
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It's not long. It's not hard.
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God doesn't give two gifts.
Now I believe in God.
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Have you actually seen it?
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I saw it when he washed my back
at a bathhouse.
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What?
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You can tell whether it's long or not
at a bathhouse.
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But how do you tell if it's soft or hard?
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How about yours?
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Some call mine the Anaconda of Asakusa.
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A very elusive anaconda.
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SERAO KESERA
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I had a heart attack.
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Luckily I survived it.
Do you know what caused it? Viagra.
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Yup. That was it.
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It's not good for my heart.
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But you know, at my age,
I really need it.
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See, right here.
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Otherwise, my "boy" wouldn't work.
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So, now I'm risking my life to make love.
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Shakespeare once said,
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"To do or to die. That is the question."
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My "boy" is very active
only when I wake up.
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Good job, sir.
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-Good job.
-Thanks.
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Hello.
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-Hey, TV actor.
-How are you?
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-Did you see my show?
-Yes.
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I wanted to see you perform.
It's been a while.
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What's wrong with you?
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It's very sweet of you to say that.
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-Let's go eat something.
-Sure.
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Wait for a moment, okay?
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-Are you ready? Say "cheese."
-Is everything in the frame?
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It's blurry. One more time.
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Excuse us.
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Excuse me.
Are you Mr. Hajime Moriwaki?
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-Yes.
-Lucky me!
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Can I have your autograph?
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Can we take a picture together?
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-Sure.
-I love your shows.
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-Would you?
-Me?
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Thank you, sir.
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-Are you ready?
-Thank you.
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Get ready.
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Yes. Get a nice one.
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-Here you go.
-Thank you.
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Let's go now.
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Excuse me.
Can we get your autograph, too?
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Sure.
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This one.
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Please. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Sir, can you get a taxi?
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Okay. I got it.
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Hey. Here. Right here.
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Girls, sorry.
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He must go now.
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Sorry about that. See you soon.
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What was that?
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I should be the main attraction.
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Come on. You should be proud of him.
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Your pupil has become such a big star.
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A handsome face matters most?
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Men should be judged by skills.
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Don't blame me. I didn't choose this face.
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-Then let's switch faces.
-Absolutely not.
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What did you say, bastard?
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"Absolutely not"? That's so mean.
You are an asshole.
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SHIORI
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What a baby!
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You've got a handful.
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You do, too.
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Miyoko...
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don't you like younger men?
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Yes, I do.
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What are you saying?
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Nothing.
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You don't have the guts.
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Hello?
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I need a car.
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Hey, that person over there.
Is that Hajime Moriwaki?
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-You recognize him? He's famous, huh?
-Who?
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A TV actor. He's very popular nowadays.
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I don't watch TV at all.
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Serao Kesera?
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-You're here. I knew it.
-Good evening, sir.
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"Good evening"? You asshole.
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-What's the matter?
-You...
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You slept with Miyoko, didn't you?
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Yes.
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-You said "yes"?
-That's right.
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A pupil sleeps with his master's woman?
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What planet are you from? You asshole!
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Ouch!
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You always take my stuff, too.
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What? Shut up!
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You, bastard!
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Please stop.
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-Are you okay?
-Don't touch me!
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Your wiener is so small...
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that it would belong in
a kindergartener’s lunch box.
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How could you carry such a small mushroom?
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Get up, you asshole!
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Say it again, and I'll kill you.
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You know what Miyoko said?
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She said she slept with you,
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but your penis is so small that she
couldn't tell if it was in or not.
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-That's it! I'll kill you!
-Shut up!
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Hey, that's enough.
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Fighting shall be taken outside.
That's the house rule.
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Hajime.
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You are expelled.
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I'm done anyway.
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After that,
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Serao started drinking heavily.
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More alcohol.
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HAJIME MORIWAKI
BIG BREAK ON STAGE
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-Hello, sir. How are you?
-How are you, sir?
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Master Serao, it's time.
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-Your turn is coming up.
-Shut up!
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Sir? Where are you going?
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Here you go.
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I'm sorry about the other day.
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That was immature of me.
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Have you seen Serao since then?
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No, I haven't.
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He's been on the bottle these days.
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He often gets dead drunk.
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I suspect that he may not
be working anymore.
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Nobody likes him.
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There are things you have to keep
to yourself as human.
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He doesn't understand the boundaries.
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Out of the mouth comes evil.
It describes him perfectly.
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He got drunk and missed his gig.
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Well...
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it may be time for him to retire.
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Some say that we should know when to quit.
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He was so cool.
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I...
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used to be a martial artist.
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I was very serious about it.
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I was pretty good...
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but I injured my eye.
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Detached retina.
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I suddenly lost my purpose in life.
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I felt that I was worthless.
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I was in terrible shape.
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Then...
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I met him by accident.
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In Asakusa?
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Yes. In a bar.
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I had no money, or a place to go.
He paid for everything.
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When I woke up, I was backstage.
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That's when I saw his stand-up
for the first time.
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Once he got paid after the show,
he said, "let's go out to drink."
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I was intrigued by the way
he lived his life.
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I suddenly felt so much better.
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The next day,
I asked him to let me be his assistant.
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Then...
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it may be your turn.
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For whatever he did for you,
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why not return the favor?
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Another beer, please.
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Sure.
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-Mr. Kinzo!
-Listen.
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I have less than half a year left.
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Let me do you once. Be my last lady.
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That's enough!
I'll sue you for sexual harassment.
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-Be nice to your dying patient.
-This is Serao.
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We were worried
since he hadn't shown up for a while.
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But we started seeing him
on a late-night drama series.
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He's good, isn't he?
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00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,693
He only appears in one scene
each episode, but he's still good.
263
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,863
His character is dying
but is still a sex maniac.
264
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,239
It's perfect for him.
265
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,244
Hello.
266
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,788
-Welcome.
-Here comes a great actor.
267
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,874
-Master comedian!
-Long time no see.
268
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,002
-Master, can I have a corn dog?
-Sure.
269
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,047
-I'll take your coat.
-Thanks.
270
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,765
We were worried about you
since you hadn't come for a while.
271
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:47,811
Sorry about that.
I've been very busy these days.
272
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,938
We watch your drama every week.
273
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,815
I'm so grateful.
274
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,151
You know that thing?
The bird thing?
275
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,861
-You mean Twitter.
-That's it.
276
00:19:55,944 --> 00:20:00,699
Young fans use that
to comment on my acting.
277
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:04,453
Some of them even show up
to our comedy theater to see me.
278
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,252
Welcome.
279
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,058
-Beer, please.
-Sure.
280
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,437
Not only fans,
281
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,566
but a movie director
also saw my performance.
282
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,362
He wants me to play a role
in his new movie.
283
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,698
Awesome.
This must be the big break of your career.
284
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,118
I don't want to retire yet.
285
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,288
I must compete with young men
286
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,708
for jobs and women.
287
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:58,966
Here you go.
288
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:04,596
This is for you.
289
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,349
It's on Serao.
290
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:08,934
Hey, Master...
291
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,187
I have no reason to treat that jerk.
292
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,899
Well, you do have a reason.
293
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:19,778
Your drama gig...
294
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,657
was set up by Hajime.
295
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,911
You are lucky...
296
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,164
to have such a nice pupil.
297
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:51,852
Thank you.
298
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:56,898
Are you big enough
to influence the casting now?
299
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,985
That's not true.
It was just a slip of the tongue.
300
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,780
I'm too old to handle a lot of gigs.
301
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,783
I won't allow you to retire yet.
302
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,744
Are you sure about that?
303
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,913
Soon I will take all the gigs
away from you.
304
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,166
Really? Then try me.
305
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:20,047
Well, this is enough.
I'll take mercy on you for now.
306
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:26,553
Once the batter puffs up,
roll it with chopsticks.
307
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,472
That way you can fry it evenly.
308
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,933
The batter is good not just for sweets,
309
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,686
but also some other ingredients.
You should try it.
310
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:35,604
Here you go.
311
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,191
Deep-fried fish sausage. Bon appétit.
312
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,028
It's so good.
313
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,947
-Can I have some?
-What?
314
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,784
-Just a bite, please.
-No way.
315
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:51,411
Who do you think you are, asshole?
316
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,080
Good night.
317
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,541
Hey, give me some.
318
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:52,013
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