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[Rocket]
Rocket's List of Grievances,
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Number 323,
in a never-ending series.
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First off, we finally
get the recognition we deserve
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for defeating Odin's loser of a
brother, the Serpent.
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[chomping]
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Yeah, that's real
Asgardian gold.
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Probably fetch us 50 or 60 thousand
units each on the black market.
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Eh, not that I'd know
anything about that.
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Anyway, where was I?
Oh, yeah.
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Got a bunch of medals for defeating
the Serpent, blah, blah, blah...
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[Asgardians cheering]
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Asgard salutes you!
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- Only to have the bum crash the party.
- [rumbling]
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Literally.
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- Huh?
- Hmm?
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[grunts]
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[Asgardians screaming, yelling]
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Remember that big old World
Tree in the middle of Asgard?
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Well, it turns out the Serpent
not only planted it,
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he controls it!
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[grunts]
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- [Asgardians yelling]
- He used the World Tree to capture
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- [Asgardians yelling
- every single Asgardian.
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[thunderclap]
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Well, not every Asgardian.
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[grunts]
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- Gotta hand it to the blond guy.
- Huh?
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He put up a good fight.
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A little light
on the explosions for my taste,
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but heavy
on the property damage.
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[yells]
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[Guardians, Loki yell]
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[Guardians, Loki grunting]
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Thor sacrificed himself and severed
the Rainbow Bridge to Asgard
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so's we could escape
in the Bifrost chamber...
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with his loser of a brother,
Loki.
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[sighs]
All of Asgard defeated,
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destroyed, demoralized,
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and not by me!
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Eh, cheer up, horn-head.
With Thor and Odin out of the picture,
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you finally get to be
what you always wanted...
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All-Father over all of Asgard.
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Which now consists of this room and a
small fragment of the Rainbow Bridge.
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That is why I intend to escape
through the Bifrost
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to somewhere as far as possible
from this realm!
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Wait! You can operate
the Bifrost?
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Why didn't you mention
that little tidbit before?
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Because, Peter Quill,
it does not matter!
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Even though I am All-Father,
even with the Bifrost at my disposal,
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I still could not possibly defeat my
uncle, the Serpent, on my own.
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Yeah, but unlike you,
we got friends.
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We could split up
and take the Bifrost
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to bring reinforcements
from all over the galaxy.
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I am Groot?
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No, Gamora didn't
think about that.
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But I did.
[clears throat]
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[clicks on]
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To Whom It May Concern:
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The entire galaxy is flarged
unless you help us!
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Eh, problem solved.
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Now open the Bifrost.
We ain't got all day.
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And why should I
trust you to return?
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Ooh! Ooh!
I got that one!
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'Cause you don't
have a choice.
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Fear not, Prince of Lies.
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The fate of Asgard
and the entire galaxy
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is in our capable hands.
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[groans]
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We are well and truly flarged.
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*Marvel's GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
Mission Breakout*
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Season 03 Episode 23
Title :"With a Little Help From My Friends"
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Now, where is that milk?
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- [thunderclap]
- Aah!
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[grunts]
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Listen up,
Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
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Which admittedly
ain't saying much.
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We got a galactic emergency
on our hands.
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No time to explain.
So let's move it on...
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Eh...
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Eh, where's
the big green guy?
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Oh, uh, that would be me.
Sometimes.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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So, go green already.
I ain't got all day.
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Well, it's not that easy,
really.
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Uh, something
has to make me angry first.
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Huh. Challenge accepted!
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Huh.
[grunting]
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I'd really like to help,
but if you wanna get me mad,
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you're gonna have to
make some effort.
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Oh, I'll show ya effort!
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[grunts]
Ha!
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Right. I-I can't get mad at you
if I can't see you.
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Ha!
[giggles]
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Besides, I have to
keep a spare pair.
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They tend to break
when the other guy shows up.
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[sighs] So when's
that gonna happen?
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As soon as
you make me mad.
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[frustrated grunt]
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Wet... but not angry.
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[grunting]
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[laughing]
Stop it.
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Tickles.
Uh, and still not angry.
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[grunts]
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[screaming]
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Definitely amused,
uh, but not angry.
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[grunts]
Ha-ha! What about tha...
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Aah! [yells] Hot! Hot!
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[yelling]
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[coughing]
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Look, I can't get angry
if I can't take you seriously.
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Seriously?
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Take this seriously!
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[maniacal laughter]
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[maniacal laughter continues]
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[yelling]
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[panting]
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Oh, yes! Yes!
Here it comes.
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[soft growling]
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[laughing]
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Seriously?!
How can you not be angry?
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I just destroyed your lab!
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[laughing continues]
Th... This...
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This isn't my lab!
[laughing]
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[Iron Man]
No, it's my lab!
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[Rocket]
Iron Man?!
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Okay, before you get
your tin shorts all twisted,
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this was all
for a good cause!
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Your buddy Thor's in trouble,
not to mention the whole galaxy!
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So I needed to get the puny
guy mad so he'd go Hulk.
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Right, puny guy?
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Tony, is that my milk?
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I don't know. Maybe.
Hold on.
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This is my building,
so technically,
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it's my milk.
[guzzling]
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You... You stole my milk
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and drank from the carton?!
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[growling]
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[Tony continues guzzling]
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[belches]
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[roars]
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[roars]
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- How many times...
- No.
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- Have I told you
- [grunting]
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Not to take my milk?!
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[grunting]
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[both grunt]
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[roars]
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[yelling]
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- Open the Bifrost!
- [roaring]
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- [roaring]
- Bifrost!
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Hey, do you think, uh,
Banner'll mind that we took his milk?
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This is your fault,
Yondu!
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Don't you go blaming me,
Nebula.
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I was just following your orders
to obtain this here cannon.
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I didn't tell you to steal it
from other Ravagers!
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Y'all want this back,
do you?
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Well, here's a taste!
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I am Groot.
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- Uh-Huh?
- Uh-Huh?
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[Rocket clears throat]
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To Whom It May Concern:
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The entire galaxy is flarged
unless you help us!
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Uh-huh.
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[grunts]
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One more for good measure.
Huh?
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Aaahhh!
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Hey, whatcha doin'
down there?
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I am Groot!
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I ain't got time for none of
Quill's "ooga chaka."
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[laughs, gasps]
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I am Groot!
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Hey!
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- ♪♪ [whistling]
- I am Groot!
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I am Groot.
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Where's my cannon at, shrub?
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♪♪ [whistling]
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- I am Groot.
- [gasps]
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♪♪ [whistling]
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I am Groot!
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[straining]
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I am Groooot!
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♪♪ [whistling]
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♪♪ [same tune
as Yondu's whistling]
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No fair! I'm the one
who controls my arrow!
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[yells]
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♪♪ [continues]
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[whistles]
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♪♪ [whistling]
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I am Groot!
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Quit fooling around, Yondu,
or I'm leaving without you!
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- ♪♪ [Yondu continues whistling]
- [grunting]
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- [arrow lands]
- Ow!
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- Seriously?!
- [screeching]
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Yondu! You will not like
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what I do with this arrow
when I find you!
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[Rocket, distorted]
Entire galaxy is flarged...
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[stops]
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I am Groot.
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[button clicks]
[gasps]
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I am Groot, I am Groot,
I am Groot, I am Groot!
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I am Groot?
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[wind howling softly]
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Where is
the plasma cannon?
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Don't ask!
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- Why is my arrow sticking out of your...
- Don't ask!
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♪♪ [whistles]
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[both grunt]
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I am Groot!
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What do you want
from us?
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[clears throat]
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
I am Groot. I am Groot.
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot.
[sighs]
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[yawns]
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I am Groot!
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Fine.
Whatever you want.
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I am Groot!
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So, what did
we just agree to?
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Let me in!
Sammy, let me in!
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Just 'cause Mom
told me to watch you
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doesn't mean you can
come in my room, Kaelynn!
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No girls allowed!
Whoa!
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Gamora?
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Sam, there's
a galactic emergency.
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I need your help right now.
No time to explain.
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[Kaelynn]
Sam, who's in there?
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Is it a girl?
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No one! Go away!
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[quietly]
Listen, I can't go with you.
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My mom grounded me
and hid my Nova helmet
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after she found out
I got thrown in Nova prison.
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I would've thought nearly being
executed was punishment enough.
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Beats having to watch
my baby sister.
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[grunts]
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I'm not a baby, Sam.
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Are you the real babysitter?
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Out! Now!
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Besides...
[singsongy] I know where your helmet is.
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[Gamora grunts]
Tell me where it is, child!
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[yells]
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00:11:45,923 --> 00:11:47,111
Now!
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Uh, it's okay, Gamora.
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Kaelynn's just lying
so she can come in my room.
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Which you can't.
Now go.
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Good luck
finding your helmet.
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We don't need luck.
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I just have to scan
for its frequency.
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[pinging]
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It's close.
Really close.
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Wheeeee! Whee! Wheeee!
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[together]
Oh, no.
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
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[yells]
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[singsongy]
You can't catch me!
256
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,261
[grunts, sighs]
257
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:31,238
- Get... down... here... now!
- Wheeee! [yells]
258
00:12:31,725 --> 00:12:33,847
Here! Take one of these!
259
00:12:37,175 --> 00:12:38,722
[yelling]
260
00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,214
[grunts]
261
00:12:40,408 --> 00:12:41,532
[thud]
262
00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:45,581
I meant use it
to chase her!
263
00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:47,577
My way was faster.
264
00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:52,644
- Aahh!
- [laughing]
265
00:12:52,746 --> 00:12:54,431
Again! Again!
266
00:12:54,519 --> 00:12:55,597
[grunts]
267
00:12:55,685 --> 00:12:57,157
[straining]
268
00:12:57,245 --> 00:12:59,125
Aww.
269
00:13:01,143 --> 00:13:03,594
[grunts]
Listen, Kaelynn,
270
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,806
I need that helmet to help
271
00:13:05,894 --> 00:13:07,705
- Gamora save the galaxy.
- [Kaelynn continues straining]
272
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:10,150
- You always save the galaxy.
- [straining]
273
00:13:10,238 --> 00:13:12,056
I never get
to save the galaxy!
274
00:13:12,144 --> 00:13:15,486
- You never let me do anything!
- [straining intensifies]
275
00:13:15,574 --> 00:13:17,079
[panting]
276
00:13:17,253 --> 00:13:22,167
I'll let you do anything
you want, Kaelynn.
277
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,073
[gasps]
Really?
278
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:27,730
Really?
279
00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:30,783
Wheee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
280
00:13:30,871 --> 00:13:33,736
This is better
than saving the galaxy!
281
00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:36,541
Next time Sam tries to kick you
out of his room, - [squealing]
282
00:13:36,628 --> 00:13:38,128
- He'll have to go through me.
- [squealing]
283
00:13:38,215 --> 00:13:39,973
- First rule of sisterhood:
- [Kaelynn laughing]
284
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,589
- Unite against a common enemy.
- [Kaelynn laughing]
285
00:13:42,714 --> 00:13:44,683
Open the Bifrost!
286
00:13:48,665 --> 00:13:50,795
I can't just leave
Kaelynn home alone.
287
00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:52,320
[car horn honks]
288
00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:57,377
I don't think
that'll be a problem.
289
00:13:58,422 --> 00:13:59,506
You can be in my room,
290
00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:02,352
- [grunting]
- But don't touch my stuff while I'm gone.
291
00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:11,525
[groaning]
292
00:14:14,808 --> 00:14:16,638
Hm!
293
00:14:20,595 --> 00:14:23,501
♪♪ [humming]
294
00:14:23,642 --> 00:14:24,868
- [thunderclap]
- Huh?
295
00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:28,658
[yells, groans]
296
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:32,038
Listen up, people!
The legendary Star-Lord is here
297
00:14:32,126 --> 00:14:34,148
to bring back
the best and bravest
298
00:14:34,236 --> 00:14:36,517
for a mission of galactic...
299
00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:39,197
Oh, don't let me stop you.
Finish your speech.
300
00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:42,068
What, seriously?
Howard the Duck?
301
00:14:42,155 --> 00:14:44,688
[groans]
It's another fake assignment!
302
00:14:44,775 --> 00:14:48,095
Oh, what, I'm not good enough
for your little mission?
303
00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:50,517
And I still don't know
what a duck is.
304
00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,109
This is Conjunction.
305
00:14:52,196 --> 00:14:54,318
The place is literally crawling
with arena fighters.
306
00:14:54,405 --> 00:14:57,343
There must be someone better
than a talking duck here!
307
00:14:57,431 --> 00:15:00,306
Well, you're a talking human.
I'm not impressed.
308
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,938
No, see, you don't get it.
309
00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:05,149
I'm looking for a champion
to save the galaxy.
310
00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:07,979
Did someone
say "champion"?
311
00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:12,736
'Cause I'm Tryco Slatterus,
the Champion of the Universe!
312
00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:15,478
Right. And what are
your qualifications, exactly?
313
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,392
I... I'm the Champion...
of the Universe.
314
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,478
It's literally
right in the title.
315
00:15:21,017 --> 00:15:23,189
Okay. Well, I guess anything
beats a duck in a suit.
316
00:15:23,277 --> 00:15:24,980
Welcome aboard, Champ!
317
00:15:25,155 --> 00:15:26,215
[grunts, yells]
318
00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:27,359
[yells]
319
00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:28,485
[groans]
320
00:15:28,572 --> 00:15:29,609
[thud]
321
00:15:30,337 --> 00:15:33,759
Hey! I thought you were gonna
help me save the galaxy!
322
00:15:33,884 --> 00:15:37,149
I will.
Once you beat me in combat!
323
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,220
[grunts]
324
00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:39,937
No, I think...
[yells]
325
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:42,118
No, I think you're unclear...
[yells]
326
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,813
On the concept!
[yells, grunts]
327
00:15:45,155 --> 00:15:47,735
- [bones crack]
- [crying out]
328
00:15:48,742 --> 00:15:49,978
[yells]
329
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:51,500
[yells, grunts]
330
00:15:51,588 --> 00:15:52,599
[clangs]
331
00:15:52,687 --> 00:15:53,979
[grunts, groans]
332
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:56,060
[whimpers, yells]
333
00:15:56,148 --> 00:15:57,150
[yells]
334
00:15:57,237 --> 00:15:58,479
[whimpers]
335
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,133
[grunts]
336
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,359
[yelling]
337
00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:09,031
The idea is we fight
on the same side!
338
00:16:09,148 --> 00:16:11,881
We will, if you're worthy.
339
00:16:11,969 --> 00:16:15,188
[grunts] Okay,
somebody needs to chill out.
340
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,649
[grunting, panting]
341
00:16:17,765 --> 00:16:20,609
Howard...
Howard, little help!
342
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:23,719
Oh, so now
you want my help.
343
00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:27,219
Fine. I'll do it myself.
344
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,518
[beeps]
345
00:16:28,606 --> 00:16:31,297
- Huh? [grunts]
- [click]
346
00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:34,068
[both grunt]
347
00:16:34,155 --> 00:16:35,555
[groans]
348
00:16:38,672 --> 00:16:41,359
Hey, it's no fair
bringing your twin brother.
349
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,758
Oh, that's better.
350
00:16:44,846 --> 00:16:46,325
No, wait! That's worse!
351
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,147
[grunts]
352
00:16:49,531 --> 00:16:52,680
Ha! Still think
I'm useless?
353
00:16:53,335 --> 00:16:54,525
Kinda.
354
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,406
Oh, I could set him free
if you wanna go another round.
355
00:16:57,696 --> 00:17:00,180
[sighs]
Fine. You got the gig.
356
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,445
Open the Bifrost!
357
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:10,681
[sighs]
All right.
358
00:17:10,808 --> 00:17:13,265
We'll, uh,
call this one a draw.
359
00:17:18,562 --> 00:17:20,617
Oy, what a mess!
360
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,727
Cosmo knows one thing for sure.
361
00:17:22,814 --> 00:17:26,774
No one will be teleporting in and
out of Knowhere for long time.
362
00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:30,024
Whoa!
363
00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:35,742
[yells]
Cosmo, I need your help to...
364
00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:40,367
To free Asgard from Serpent and save
galaxy, da. Cosmo read Drax mind.
365
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,592
Cosmo come like good dog,
366
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,060
- but Cosmo need lucky squeaky toy.
- [squeaks]
367
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,531
Cosmo take on very first
cosmonaut mission.
368
00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:50,578
Never leaves Knowhere
without it.
369
00:17:50,719 --> 00:17:52,437
That was
surprisingly easy.
370
00:17:52,569 --> 00:17:54,601
Perhaps even a waste of my...
[yells]
371
00:17:54,853 --> 00:17:56,000
[yells in Russian]
372
00:17:56,088 --> 00:17:57,789
Heel! Bad Knowhere!
373
00:17:58,008 --> 00:18:00,056
Knowhere has been
bit temperamental
374
00:18:00,143 --> 00:18:02,437
since Guardians destroy
Continuum Cortex.
375
00:18:02,524 --> 00:18:04,055
Is okay.
376
00:18:07,427 --> 00:18:10,147
Now, as Cosmo was saying...
377
00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:12,076
Oh, nyet.
378
00:18:12,353 --> 00:18:14,209
- Not again!
- [squeaks]
379
00:18:15,607 --> 00:18:19,556
[grunts] Can you not discipline
this giant severed head?!
380
00:18:19,643 --> 00:18:22,261
Cosmo try
to read Knowhere mind.
381
00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:28,839
Curious. Knowhere is...
382
00:18:29,012 --> 00:18:31,589
How you say... whimpering?
383
00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:34,227
My daughter, Camaria,
would behave the same
384
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,222
when I was about to leave for
an extended arena combat tour.
385
00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:39,223
It is called
"separation anxiety."
386
00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:40,958
And how would Drax handle?
387
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,628
I had several methods.
388
00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:45,423
The first, and most
effective, was to lie.
389
00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:46,954
Fear not, Knowhere!
390
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,436
Drax and Cosmo
will return momentarily.
391
00:18:49,524 --> 00:18:51,694
We most certainly
will not be confronting
392
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,243
an all-powerful Asgardian
in fierce battle
393
00:18:54,331 --> 00:18:57,016
to determine the fate
of the entire galaxy.
394
00:19:11,955 --> 00:19:14,251
But I was so convincing.
395
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,397
Another method
I used on Camaria
396
00:19:17,484 --> 00:19:19,501
was to distract her
with an activity.
397
00:19:19,884 --> 00:19:23,647
[singsongy] Knowhere,
Cosmo has important job for you!
398
00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:26,749
Please to stack Darkhawk
prison pods in neat pile.
399
00:19:26,837 --> 00:19:28,563
Speaks Russian...
400
00:19:37,228 --> 00:19:38,548
Well done, mongrel.
401
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:42,063
Now, while Knowhere's distracted,
we will take our leave.
402
00:19:43,564 --> 00:19:45,353
[grunts]
403
00:19:48,844 --> 00:19:50,087
Is not working!
404
00:19:50,175 --> 00:19:52,985
Knowhere is having
tantrum temper!
405
00:19:53,954 --> 00:19:56,983
I would often let Camaria cry it out
in such instances.
406
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,094
[rumbling]
407
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,338
[grunts]
408
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,397
Comrade Squeakers!
409
00:20:03,727 --> 00:20:06,555
- Drop it! Drop it!
- [grunts]
410
00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:08,991
[squeaks]
411
00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:09,983
[grunts]
412
00:20:10,071 --> 00:20:12,346
Cosmo not like "cry it out"!
413
00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:14,344
- [squeaks]
- I have one final method.
414
00:20:14,432 --> 00:20:16,714
It is called
a "transitional object."
415
00:20:16,802 --> 00:20:18,383
- Something to remind Camaria
- [squeaks]
416
00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:19,719
Of me when I was gone.
417
00:20:19,902 --> 00:20:24,134
Camaria's was a beloved stuffed
animal she named Mr. Rhinopus.
418
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,538
Alas, I do not currently have
Mr. Rhinopus on my person.
419
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,079
Perhaps some other
treasured object will suffice.
420
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,846
[squeaks]
421
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:34,165
Oh, nyet!
422
00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:39,446
[sighs]
Okay.
423
00:20:39,645 --> 00:20:43,751
Please to keep Comrade Squeakers
safe until Cosmo come back?
424
00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:54,016
Cosmo always come back.
425
00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:56,610
It's not like
galaxy will end.
426
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,760
Oh, flarg.
427
00:21:09,899 --> 00:21:12,922
Is lot like galaxy will end.
428
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,875
I am Groot!
429
00:21:21,399 --> 00:21:23,211
Like the tree says,
430
00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:26,890
welcome to the Guardians
of the krutackin' galaxy.
431
00:21:26,978 --> 00:21:28,398
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