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You'll be joining us on a trip

to see what our lives are really like.

What? What?

(Derynn) Oh, ladies!

(Nikki) What happened?

I have Pauly D's saliva in my mouth,

and these girls can't do nothing about it.

I can kiss you again if you want.

Vinny!

Vinny's out here pulling girls left and right.

I'm mad as hell.

I look like a (bleep) moron.

You're crying.

You ever feel really stupid,

like you don't know what you're doing?

(chuckles) Yeah, all the time.

Okay, 'cause I don't know what the (bleep) I'm supposed to do!

I feel like I could be someone going home tonight, for real.

Two of you will be leaving tonight.

I'm going home.

I'm like, holy (bleep), I'm so sorry.

But like, I really have no idea what's going on.

I can't do this. (cries)

♪♪

♪ Check ♪

♪ You can look right in my eyes ♪

♪ Just to see what I'm about ♪

♪ They wanna see my demise ♪

♪ Rather see me bailing out ♪

♪ Tried to take away my pride ♪

♪ Those times that I should've died ♪

♪ But look and see, I'm alive, I survived ♪

♪ 'Cause that didn't break me out ♪

(Derynn) Waking up today, house is really quiet.

There's only six women left,

and there's soon gonna be one,

and I'm gonna be the one.

Pauly and I did kiss in Houston,

so I feel more confident in that sense.

Pauly is so much fun and he's crazy,

and to me, like, that's what makes him attractive.

And I'm really falling for him.

♪ I'm still standing here, my friend ♪

So how you feeling? Any better last night or worse?

(Brittnay) It's just the situation. Like, I don't know

if I can get to the level that they need me to get to

in the little bit of time that I have left.

(Brittnay) After last night's elimination, I'm emotionally drained.

To be the in the bottom two the last two elimination rounds,

like, it's taken a toll on me.

I generally like a lot of people who hit a mark.

And then to struggle with being romantic.

So that's what I have to figure out is...

can I get to that level that you girls are at...

or can I just not?

I'm frustrated, because like each day that passes

I'm running out of time to show them who I am.

Are you gonna do anything differently

now that, like, they gave you your criticism and...

I'm gonna make out with both of them. Really?

(laughing) I don't know!

Maybe, we'll see.

♪♪

(Alysse) This place is too quiet.

I'm gonna go back to sleep.

I think I'm gonna nap, too, though.

(Nikki) Pauly kissed Derynn in Houston,

so I definitely don't wanna get complacent.

I definitely don't wanna get too comfortable.

I just need to figure out what can I do to...

stand out.

(cell phone chimes) Yo, Nikki texted me

to see if I can, like, sneak away to meet her.

Go do that, Romeo.

Where can I go for, like, private or something?

I wanna be like, "Meet me out front, like outside."

Okay.

Make sure no girls follow, though, yo. (chuckling)

Dirty dog.

(Vinny) When it comes to Nikki, I think that Pauly

is a little blinded by the fact that

she is very persistent.

I like that she's forward. Yeah.

That's one thing. She's very transparent.

You know what she's feeling.

But he has to be careful, because he has

relationships with other women.

Which watch would one wear to sneak around on?

Mmm. Yacht-Master II?

This watch says I'm sneaky, but yet still handsome.

Mm-hmm. Okay, I'm out.

Have fun. Mm-hmm.

♪♪

What are you doing? Nothing. What are you doing?

How come you never wanna hang out with me?

Hi.

(both laughing)

How come you never wanna hang out with me?

I always wanna hang out with you.

How come we have to sneak around?

(Nikki) I haven't really seen him since Houston,

so I can't help but jump on him

and, like, kissing him.

Where's everybody at?

I don't know. I don't care.

(laughing)

♪♪

(Pauly D) When does this Jamaican voodoo wear off?

There's no voodoo! It's just vibes, man.

(Pauly chuckling)

Alysse! Wait, look out the window right now.

No, no, in front of you!

What the (bleep)?!

(Elle) This is weird.

Like, do you know we can see you?

Do you want a bite? It's good.

(Nikki) Stop smiling.

(Pauly D) I can't!

You can't? Mm-hmm.

'Cause it's such a nice day out.

That's the only reason why.

(chuckling)

(Elle) I kissed Pauly in the gazebo,

but now I regret doing it, because of Nikki.

Like, she is a major roadblock.

Mmm!

And I think he's getting sucked into it

and he doesn't even realize it.

It makes me push towards Vinny a little more.

She's like a koala. She's not letting go.

I came here for love.

I mean, I didn't sign up for a shot at

staring at a girl straddling Pauly every single day.

So... I'm not about it.

(Alysse groaning)

Okay, bye. Oh, thank God.

It was like in my eyesight. I had nowhere else to look.

I know! I'm like, it's the weirdest interaction I've seen yet.

♪ All I ever wanted, All I-- All I ever wanted ♪

Let's do it.

Let's do like a big buildup. Yeah.

Me and Pauly have a surprise for these women today.

They saw our personal life. We wanna see where they come from.

What's up, ladies? Row the boat!

What are you guys going? Making quesadillas.

I wouldn't eat too much if I were you guys. Why?

We got some special guests coming for dinner.

Wait, what? Who's coming?

Your family and friends will be here.

What?! (women laughing)

No! No! Oh, yes.

You guys saw our life, and now we wanna see your life.

A little bit of your guys' life.

(Derynn) What? Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

I hope it's not my brother. (laughing)

Either my brother or my cousin,

'cause they're (bleep) crazy.

(Vinny) Maria, you okay?

I hope this was a good surprise!

Yeah, what the (bleep)? Are you guys happy?

Could you imagine telling your older brother to come

to a dating show where you're dating two men

who are dating other women?

My brother's gonna smack the (bleep) outta them and me.

My brother headbutts people if I dance on them. (sighs)

Definitely not my mom.

I'm not sure like really who's gonna be here for me.

I don't know! I have no clue!

I'm, like, shaking.

I'm gonna (bleep). Un-uh, you're lying.

This is another prank. They're pulling a prank on us.

This is not real.

Okay, so what's really happening?

Why don't you want us to meet your friends and family?

Yeah, you hiding something?

♪♪

I'm going upstairs. I'll just call myself a Lyft.

I don't think they want us to meet them. No, mm-mmm.

When you meet people's families, it gets really real.

You can tell they're all nervous.

I thought, like, the girls would be happy.

I need to get drunk. Like, now.

Today, we're not Pauly and Vinny.

We are Paul and Vincent.

Be like, "Hello, sir." "Nice to meet you, sir."

"Nice to meet you, Paul."

What chain would one wear to meet the in-laws?

None. This one, obviously.

Oh, my-- Maybe I just wear all of 'em.

Vinny, you wanna borrow one so you don't look like a chooch?

No, bro.

Vincent is very professional. Mm-hmm.

I don't really joke around too much.

I use my College of Staten Island education.

I gotta dress up because they're family.

What about this? Yeah, I'm gonna wear something that buttons.

Oh, yeah, you definitely look like a chooch in that.

I'm on lower case Pauly D tonight. What?

Yeah, I'm trying to tone it down a bit.

I sense a little hate in your tone. No.

And I'm using big words.

Like... Like "aristocrat."

And "juxtaposition." Mm-hmm.

Like "sanctionuity." That's not a word.

Ooh!

Nothing says a nice, wholesome man than a sweater.

Are you freaking out?

Who do you think is coming for you?

You guys gonna cry?

If it's my mom, like I'm literally

gonna, like, ugly cry with boogers everywhere.

My dad does this thing when I bring home a guy.

He brings them on "a ride."

I'm dead! He brings 'em in a car.

Like, I don't know what the (bleep) they do.

That's my favorite thing I've ever heard.

(Nikki) All these girls are getting excited about

who's coming for them, and, like, my family,

we're all separated.

We're all doing our own thing,

and nobody, like, checks in with everybody.

Like, nobody talks to me.

Whew!

I haven't spoken to my mom, in like, a year.

This is getting real, dude.

How are we gonna meet the fam? I know.

Holy (bleep) Bro, six families?

I don't know how much "meet the parents" talk I have. I know.

♪♪

I'm nervous as (bleep). Me, too, bro.

What if they don't like us? (knocking on door)

(women screaming)

Hello!

Ohh! Who is it?

So you know as a father

why would I be cool with that?

I'm not a fan of this. Uh...

Why is it you should be with my best friend?

Ladies, we have guests! Hi.

(Vinny) Jenni and Ronnie are here. So cool!

And they brought in a friggin' lie detector test.

We wanna make sure you're with them for the right reasons.

Elle, shook right now.

♪♪

(knocking on door)

Oh! Let's go get it. Oh, my God.

(women screaming)

(Vinny) Coming from the party show that we're on,

it's not the easiest stigma to get over

when you're a parent meeting me.

So, I am terrified.

Like, luckily we have each other.

Hello! How you doin'? Come on in. Hi!

Who is it? How you guys doing?

Hi, Pauly. Hi, Lisa.

Nice to meet you. Vinny.

Hi, nice to meet you.

That's my (bleep) dad.

No, it's not. Hewitt?

(Derynn) Alysse's dad, I called it!

Alysse's dad is coming. (bleep).

My dad, he's, like, super protective.

Like, I'm his only daughter.

I feel like a lot of guys do get scared of him.

Alysse! (women screaming)

(laughing) See?

Aah! Are you kidding?

I'm super nervous that my dad is gonna, like, scare Vinny.

Surprise, surprise. Hi, Dad!

Hi, baby.

What are you doing here?

(Hewitt) What we do for you.

She's been missing you so long.

My hands are so sweaty. You're clammy.

(knocking on door)

Hello! Hello!

Hey! How you doing? Come on in.

Okay, nice to meet you. I'm Jon, Maria's friend.

Pauly. Pauly, how are you, man?

Oh, my God! (screaming)

Stop screaming and come down!

(Vinny) I wanna figure out what's going on with me and Maria,

so I'm excited to meet Maria's friend Jon,

because your family can know about you,

but your best friends know a completely different side of you.

(Jon) Hey! (laughing)

I'm so sorry!

My traditional macho man older brother

and my gay best friend.

Very strange couple to bring.

Like a very strange pair. But I think it works.

You're, like, shaking. I am.

Because you're nervous or just that excited?

Because I'm scared. Like, what if nobody comes for me.

Oh, God, we're all gonna have somebody.

There's no way nobody would come for you, girl.

(knocking on door)

Hey, how are you? Come on in. How you doing?

No doorbell. Hey, how are you?

Pauly. Nice to meet you. Hi, Pauly, how are you?

Vinny, nice to meet you. Same here, same here.

All right. Oh, I left my motorcycle.

What's your name? Don.

Oh, Don. You look like a Don.

That's my dad! Aah!

Look who, uh... Hi.

These are my boyfriends.

My Dad watched "Jersey Shore,"

and I'm sure he saw some things

a father doesn't wanna see.

You scare them yet or no? Almost.

He's like one of my family members.

Yeah. He's like Uncle Nino.

But like my dad thinks these two guys together are like a riot.

I'm Aunt Tonya for Ellie.

Oh, hi, Pauly. Nice to meet you.

Hi, Pauly, I'm Tonya. Hi, very nice to meet you.

That's me.

My mom, she's a hard one to crack.

She was a federal prosecutor. (laughing)

She will have her guard up,

and she will interrogate somebody.

Hi. Hi! Hello.

Come on in. Come on in.

Hi! Hello, I'm Pauly.

Pauly, okay. Nice to meet you.

I'm Vinny. Nice to meet you.

Vinny, oh, it's nice to meet you, yes.

(laughing) See, I told you I'd cry.

(laughter continues)

My family is very small town,

and so I can see this process

being maybe a little more overwhelming for them than me.

Welcome to my house and my boyfriends.

(laughter)

But it just shows where I came from,

and if that's not okay with my man,

then, you know, that's a part of me.

So these are all your sneakers right here?

(Pauly laughing) Yeah.

(Elle's mother) Is that an actual tanning bed?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

So... prepare to get overwhelmed.

(Alysse) Vinny! What's up?

I definitely have a strong connection with Alysse,

so meeting the family was very important.

The potential in-laws.

(laughing) How you guys doing so far?

We're good. So far you guys all right? All right, good, good.

So, you know as a father...

Here we go. Tell me about it.

A father would have a problem... Yeah.

with his daughter being among 20 girls

that you get to pick from.

Why would I be cool with that?

I don't know honestly. No, I wouldn't be, would I?

(Lisa) And why a show for date--

I mean, you're popular. People know you.

Why not find someone in your normal life?

Well, that was the hardest--

That's the hardest part is that people think that

when you have a lot of attention--

Like, where am I meeting them? On social media?

Right. Or in the night club.

And you can't trust any of that. Exactly. Right, that's cool.

So, I know it's a weird environment,

but in a weird way, it kind of--

It works when you do have a connection with someone.

Because you're, like, seeing them relative to

a bunch of people-- I'm trying to convince him, look.

(laughter)

How'd I do, good?

So far, you're good, but... All right, all right.

Judge me later, judge me later.

Yeah, we'll talk later.

See you at the wedding, my dude.

Slow down. Ask the father for his permission.

Go slow.

(all) Cheers!

I wonder who's coming for Nikki.

♪♪

Everybody's here so far for all the girls,

and... I'm sitting here waiting.

Like, who could it be? Is somebody coming?

♪ Beat enough for anybody ♪

Fist pumping, fist pumping.

(Maria) Oh, my God, he's fist pumping.

Stop!

It would just be nice to have somebody

show up for me, but I'm, like, worried

that nobody will. (sniffling)

♪ Is anybody out there? ♪

It's like the story of my life.

♪ Is anybody... ♪

(all) Cheers!

(overlapping chatter)

♪ Is anybody out there gonna free me? ♪

♪♪

♪ I get ready, I get all dressed up ♪

Derynn. This my Aunt Tonya.

Hi, this is my dad.

♪ To go nowhere in particular ♪

(Pauly D) Everyone's friends and family are here

except for Nikki's.

Oh, my God, I feel so bad for her.

I know her relationship with her parents

isn't exactly the best,

so we invited her cousin to come,

but I think he's running late.

I hope she's not worried.

♪ And it's enough just to make me go crazy ♪

♪ Crazy crazy ♪

(knocking on door)

(Pauly D) Hey, how you doing?

Hi, what's going on? Com in. Pauly.

Nice to meet you. Vinny.

(sobbing) Thank you!

Aww, don't cry.

(sobbing and laughing)

Hi!

This is my cousin Jermaine. What's up?

And he came through for me.

How come you're so emotional? Happy tears, I hope.

I think you are the perfect person,

because you know about, like, my past relationships.

So, don't hold anything back.

Full house now. Oh, yeah.

Signoras, signors, ladies and gentlemen, attention, sorry, sorry!

We have dinner. It's about to be served outside.

Please, let's go to the dinner table.

♪♪

(Jon) Wow! (Cathleen) It's lovely.

(Vinny) We really wanna impress the families,

so we have a beautiful dinner set up.

We've got courses. It's Italian food.

We're gonna treat it like it's a Sunday dinner

and like they're our family.

This looks wonderful. It's Italian.

All right, everyone.

I want to thank everybody for coming.

We know you guys traveled far to be here,

but we really appreciate it.

And we're excited to get to know you.

Thank you for raising such amazing daughters.

We've had a lot of fun with them.

We also wanted to give you guys a chance to get to know us,

so ask away, feel free. And we're serving you

a typical Italian meal tonight.

It's like six courses. Mm-hmm.

So we're gonna have time-- Food on top of food.

We're gonna have time to talk, yeah.

I hope you're hungry! (laughing)

All right. Let's eat! All right, let's eat!

Beautiful! 'Kay, solid.

(Pauly D) Salute!

Mangia. Mangia.

(Alysse) You want some prosciutto?

Wow!

(Vinny) Can't go wrong with Italian.

Yeah. Family and food, there's just something about it.

(laughing) Let's just quit there.

(Nikki) This is...

(Vinny) Hi, Aunt Tonya. (Pauly D) Aunt Tonya.

Hi! Are these seats taken?

Come sit! Hello.

(Vinny) It's challenging meeting Elle's family,

'cause me and Pauly are both feelin' Elle.

So, I guess we're competing for her a little bit.

So, I want to impress these women.

Me and Elle had the same major in college.

Political science?

That's right. Yep.

Where did you go to school?

Nowhere special.

He went to the college of stupid Italians. Yeah.

♪♪

No such thing.

My father would take issue with that.

Elle's mom is very intimidating.

A lawyer, very distinguished.

I'm a chameleon, I can talk to anybody,

so I'll find, like, my common ground with them

and then I'll conversate on that.

I was plannin' on going to law school.

I took my LSATs. Oh, did you?

And right when I was takin' the LSAT,

I also did the "Jersey Shore" show.

Wow.

I wanted to get the degree... Mm-hmm.

...to be more involved in politics.

Well, this kid was raised--

it's all we did at the dinner table.

Really? You had to know the Fourth Amendment...

Elle!

She's as smart as she is beautiful. Yeah.

Graduated magna cum laude.

Me too. She was.

Ooh! Did you? Congratulations.

(Elle) I think my mom is honestly like impressed with Vinny.

Even though he's like shy in the house,

kind of like reserved a little bit sometimes,

like, he can talk to my mom, and I (bleep) love it.

Do you know she's a great painter?

No! (Tonya) She's very artistic.

I draw too. What the...

It's like-- the spotlight's on him at our table.

He's probably like, "This is refreshing."

We don't want to be rude, but we're gonna...

No, go. Nice to talk to you guys.

And I enjoyed our convo, yeah.

Take care.

♪♪

She's the only girl that's kissed both of these guys.

(Don) That's unbelievable. Yeah, I know.

So, it's like, very bizarre. Bizarre?

(Frankie) What's up, Pauly? How you guys doin'?

Frankie, you good? Good, man. Yeah, we're good, man.

Wait, who's sittin'...

(Frankie) By the way, I love your hair.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

Okay, so which one of, um, you two

would say-- should go out with Maria more?

Like, why is it that, for example,

you should be with my best friend?

This is why you can't take Jon anywhere.

Why is it you should be with my best friend?

It's a good question. This guy has caught feelings.

(Vinny) Oh! (laughing)

(Pauly D) Maria and Vinny's awkwardness is kinda cute.

Reminds me of some, like, high school love.

And I don't even know if Vinny told her how he feels.

(Vinny) Maria, help me.

Are you gonna help him?

Yeah, I mean, like,

his sense of humor matches mine.

I think I have a weird sense of humor.

I tried it with Pauly,

Pauly looked at me like I had three heads.

(laughter) So!

So I just feel like

I've been vibing with Vinny more.

Oh, so that's it. Just vibing, that's it.

Vibe-- I like-- Just a vibe.

That's it. I'm over here, I said... (bleep). You see?

That's why I downplayed it,

'cause she was, like, just vibin'.

All right, awkward. (laughter)

(Frankie) Awkward!

All right, let's go.

We gotta go to the next table.

(Maria) They know. I have to put myself out there.

I can't do anything about that except just work on it, I guess.

You're a little red. Because...

Let me see. Stop! (laughing)

Oh! Look at you!

Which one of you guys do you think

have the strongest feeling for Nikki?

Oh, that's me all day. (Vinny) Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, I should be drilling you, then.

(laughter) Yeah, drill him. I'll help you!

So, okay, the guy that's sitting at her table?

Right. She's in love with him, Pauly.

He likes me.

So, I'm very good at reading eyes.

So, I'm gonna ask you... Sir?

...is Pauly a player? (Nikki laughing)

Well... no.

(laughter)

Thanks, dude.

So, is that the girl you-- you bumped heads with?

(Derynn) Yeah, it's like very weird,

'cause we're all dating the same people.

Evidently, you have a busy schedule.

Yes. (Jermaine) How the relationship work...

Mm-hmm. ...where she's very loving,

to the point where it might be seen as a clingy person?

Mm-hmm.

So, Nikki's cousin admits that Nikki is clingy.

In other news, water is wet.

She is a loving person... Yeah.

...and she love to love, you know what I mean?

She might not be something that everybody can do, you know?

♪♪

I'm not overwhelmed.

I just appreciate how much she's let me in, you know?

And she put her vulnerability out there for me,

and I really appreciate that.

♪♪

Being clingy is a red flag.

I don't know if Pauly realizes that yet.

♪♪

♪♪

(Vinny) We're comin' over here!

Do you mind if we interrupt? Oh! Our table, okay.

(Brittnay) Because I have fallen in love quickly in the past,

and married very quickly,

I think my parents will always be a little hesitant

about me repeating that process because it didn't work out.

I'm not a fan of this.

The lifestyle you guys have is not a lifestyle that--

you're probably in the one-percenters. (Vinny) Mm-hmm.

We're not there.

I'm probably the biggest skeptic of all of it.

Totally.

I'm glad to talk with you guys,

see that you're normal.

We're two normal guys.

We're in a weird circumstance,

but you are getting the real us.

(Pauly D) Mm-hmm.

In a weir-- in an "unreal" environment.

(Vinny) Brittany's dad scared me a little bit.

I'm not gonna lie.

That would be an intense in-law to have. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

(Cathleen) Well, it's like taking two years of dating

and condensing it down into... Yep!

Yes. ...like six weeks or whatever.

She can fit in in any crowd.

I think the biggest thing that my mom knows about me is,

I can be kind of closed off.

She's such a strong woman.

She's always, like, holding the house together,

taking care of the girls, taking care of everyone,

t-taking care of us.

And that's a lot of work, you know?

So I would like, like--

I like when you turn-- when you put that aside

and you just become more of yourself, you know?

I don't think that I've fully opened myself up yet.

And that's on me.

Well, we don't want to be rude,

but we're gonna make the rounds.

Great, so we'll talk later, thank you.

It was really cool to meet you guys.

That's good. Feel a little bit better, though?

(Bill) I do. (Vinny) Ooh, dessert!

Tiramisu.

You saved the best for last.

Yes, of course. Yes!

(Pauly D) My connection with Derynn is strong.

I have that physical connection. The emotional connection.

She fit right in. And Houston!

So, I want Derynn's dad to know

that I'm here for the right reasons,

and I have to make a good impression with him.

So, tell me. I wanna know about you.

(Pauly D) I was, um...

I DJ-ed my whole life, since I was 14 years old.

And I was in the car business during the day.

And I started off washing cars when I was 16,

Then I did sales, then I did-- was a used car buyer.

I would go all over the world buying cars.

Then I was used car manager at 27.

And then-- So you started on the bottom.

Yeah, started on the bottom and worked my way up. I mean, like...

It was never in my career path

to be on television. No?

They were looking for the biggest guido in America,

and then they found him,

and then they've been stuck with him ever since.

Yeah, I just-- you're amazing.

You're like the American dream.

Maybe Pauly will ask my dad for my hand in marriage?

(twinkling)

Thank you, Don. We'll talk-- Thank you.

No, we're gonna hang out, but just--

Yeah, we're not leaving you two.

It was really great speaking with ya.

We're done with this dinner.

Yeah, we met, we ate.

Let's go to the club.

All right, does everybody wanna make their way to the club?

Let's see if they can handle a little bit of our lifestyle.

♪♪

♪ Hey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey ♪

♪ I'll keep the party goin' ♪

♪ Hey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey ♪

♪ I'll keep the dream goin' ♪

This is me at the club with my mom there.

Like, just like, "whoa, cool."

No-- no booty movement.

That's the number one rule, there's no booty movement.

♪♪

Your mom's here, watch out. Oh, turnin' up!

♪♪

Where we goin'? Outside.

(Maria) Jon, he doesn't give a (bleep). He's gonna ask Vinny,

why do you think you're good enough for my best friend?

Finally, once, I don't have to be like,

why am I good enough for you? No, somebody's asking you,

why are you good enough for me.

Okay? All right, let's go. Okay.

(Vinny) Jonathan takes me outside and is grilling me

about how I feel about Maria. But the problem is,

I need to know how Maria feels about me.

♪♪

Pauly, what a--

Let's go talk.

So, I pull Derynn's dad outside.

I want to talk to him.

I want to see where his head's at.

I want to know some more about his daughter.

Now that I have you here, I wanna take advantage.

You gotta let me know something

that I don't know about Derynn.

(Don) She's a whole 'nother different person

than you see. Yeah.

She cooks, she cleans, she'll do your shoes.

Yeah, I saw! She'll go shoppin' for ya.

I mean, that's her style.

And that comes totally from the heart.

Yeah, you raised a really amazing daughter.

You loved her real good, and I only hope I do

the same for my daughter. You will.

Thank you so much. (laughing)

I really appreciate the information.

And obviously, thank you for comin' down here.

Thank you, okay. All right!

(women whooping)

♪♪

Aww!

Aww, B-Lashes.

I wanna thank everybody for coming out!

It really mean a lot to us.

Oh...

Hew... Yes, sir.

Vinny and Pauly are nice.

Yeah, they are. Yeah, Vinny and Pauly's nice.

They are. I won't call my boys on 'em.

I'll give 'em another chance.

Cabs are here. The cab is here!

There ya go. The cab is here!

(Maria) Oh, my goodness.

Fist pumpin'! (laughs)

Pump...

♪♪

(thunder rumbling)

♪♪

(Pauly D) So, we already met the in-laws.

We did. We met the family of our potential girl.

It's overwhelming, though. I know.

Brittnay's dad, the guy was grilling.

I'm not a fan of this.

You're probably in the one-percenters. Mm-hmm.

We're not there.

Understandable. It's his daughter.

And nobody really acted different

in front of their parents, which I thought they would.

They acted... different in a good way.

Mm-hmm. Came to life, a little bit.

Did it sway your decision at all?

Meeting the parents?

Nah, it made it harder.

Now I like their family, too.

When you meet people's families,

it gets really real because they want

the best interests for their daughters.

But we have another cab ceremony tonight.

I can't stand it this far along

that we have to send women home.

It's hard, but it's part of the process.

Who is going home tonight?

And if it's not Derynn, I'm gonna be like...

♪♪

After meeting those families,

any connection I had, grew. Yup.

After seeing them-- We did so good with them, too.

Now we're gonna send one of their daughters home.

I think our families, like, had a huge part of it.

(Maria) Yeah. (Derynn) I think so.

For some reason, my cousin told him

that I've been clingy. I don't know why he said that.

Um, but I'm not a clingy person.

Are you serious?

Maybe they could pick one girl

and then the other guy is like,

I don't know who I'm feeling.

Or, none of us could end up with them.

Yeah, and they could just kiss each other, I guess.

They probably do, anyway.

Sent.

(phone chirping)

Oh, my God, Vinny just texted me.

No! Just me.

You ought to go like this.

This one?

Usually, we call them down in groups.

(Vinny) But now we're at the end,

so we want to see them one by one. Mm-hmm.

Hola.

Elle, your family was on point.

Your aunt was awesome, your mom.

She's like a no-BS lawyer,

with a heart of gold, though. Yeah.

We're pretty sure with you, the sky is the limit.

Professionally, romantically.

Oh. Thank you.

And that's for the both of us.

(both) Do you still want a double shot at love?

Yes! Ah, yay! Thank you.

(exhales sharply)

I can breathe. Oh, my God.

'Cause I got off the hook early,

I don't know who's being eliminated.

I'm still here.

(flatly) Yay. (sighs)

Well... (chuckles)

"Come down to the cab ceremony." Bow!

(phone chirps)

Oh, (bleep), sorry.

♪♪

Is she the only person that feels, like,

confident in what she has?

No, she said she's not confident. Like, she's jus--

(Pauly D) Nikki... Mm-hmm.

It didn't go unnoticed how sad you felt

when you thought no one was coming for you.

Jermaine really brought out a softer side of you.

Thank you.

That said, Jermaine also said

you've been clingy... with your ex-boyfriends.

He doesn't know what he's talking about.

I'm not a clingy person.

Ooh, hi!

I always wanna hang out with you.

She's like a koala. She's not letting go.

(Nikki) I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not a clingy person, for sure.

I think we've been over this, um...

Why are you being defensive?

♪♪

♪♪

That said, Jermaine also said

you've been clingy... with your ex-boyfriends.

He doesn't know what he's talking about.

I'm just lookin' out. That's my brother.

I'm not a clingy person, for sure.

It's just the way I love comes off.

But, it's real.

I can't make it any less than what it is.

(Pauly D) Nikki? Yes?

♪♪

Do you still want a shot at love with me?

Duh! (giggles)

How did you know? I know you don't want Vinny.

(both laughing)

(Nikki) Baby!

Nikki may be the clingy type, but we have a major connection,

and I don't want her to leave.

(Elle) You good? (Nikki) Yeah.

(phone chirps)

(bleep) That's you.

Good luck. Oh...

Just pick one.

Just do eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Hi. Hi.

Alysse, your parents were so cool,

it was the first time either of us

actually envisioned ourself being part of another family.

(Vinny) And I loved your dad.

The perfect combination of tough,

down-to-earth, but still funny.

Kinda like you.

Do you still want a double shot at love?

Yes. Or a single shot at love?

(laughing) With Vinny?

Yes!

Cool. Me too.

(Alysse) My feelings for Vinny are real.

I feel more, like, connected with Vinny

since he met my family. And everything went well,

so now it's just like I feel like the feelings are stronger.

(Maria) What'd he say?

(Alysse) I'm good.

All right, I'm sending it.

And-- (phone chirps)

Oh, (bleep) me in the ass.

Good luck.

Good luck. (Maria) Yup.

All the girls are safe and I'm in the bottom two again.

It's emotionally hard for me because I know

what I'm here for, and I want it so bad.

And I don't know why I'm struggling to find it,

'cause I've never had a problem

establishing connections with guys in the past.

And now I am.

(both snickering)

(laughing) Stop! Look, this is serious.

Don't look at my legs, I dry-shaved. I'm in pain.

(Pauly D) Guys, come on.

Enough with this chemistry.

Aww.

Do you still want a shot at love?

(laughing) Yeah.

(Pauly D) Hey! Bring it in.

Bring it in. We like that.

I'm safe! Again.

I'm just annoyed. Sorry.

(phone chirps) Okay.

Both of us. (Nikki) Good luck.

Brittnay's been in the bottom two the last two weeks,

and this girl's been crying, questioning her life,

and there's no connections being made.

So, if I go home tonight, I'm gonna blame my father

because it's all his fault. (laughing)

Hello, gentlemen.

♪♪

(Pauly D) You're both strong women,

and you wouldn't have made it this far if you weren't.

And if were weren't attracted to you,

we wouldn't keep you here.

Derynn, the relationship that you and your father have,

I really admire that, and I want that for my daughter as well.

He's my best spokesperson, I'll tell you that.

(Vinny) Brittany, we think you make a terrific partner,

and not to mention, an awesome mom.

(Pauly D) The expectations for

the next guy in your life should be high.

♪♪

Derynn...

you still want a double shot at love?

(sighs) Oh, yes, I do.

Bring it in. Thank you.

I'm stayin', so...

Derynn... are you safe?

I'm safe. (Nikki) You are?

Yeah. (bleep)

Boys are dumb as (bleep).

If I am standing next to Derynn

at the end of this, I might punch her.

Brittnay, I'm sorry...

but your cab is here.

Yeah, I figured as much.

And... just didn't have enough time

to show you, I guess, but oh, well.

Brittany was the most wifey type of person in this house.

It's like, we're not far in age at all,

but it seems like we're 30 years far in age

because of all her life experience, so...

Great girl, I just don't think

that we were the right ones for her.

My cab's here.

Come here. I love you.

(muffled)

(Brittnay) Well, it's frustrating. You know, like,

I'm a very strong woman and I love who I am,

and I don't want to change that.

I want a guy who knows he wants me too.

Just want to be loved! (laughing) Just love me!

(Nikki) Bye. Bye, girls.

Stay lit, girl! We love you.

Of course it's raining. (Pauly chuckles)

Like, what the (bleep)?

Thought you were the weather girl.

You didn't know about this?

All right. Bye, guys.

So great to meet you. Yeah, it was nice to meet you too.

Good luck. Thank you.

♪ How much more are we gonna take? ♪

♪ How many nights do we have to lie awake? ♪

(Brittnay sniffling, crying)

To sit there and have people tell you

that you're everything they're looking for,

but they still don't (bleep) want you.

♪ Only love ♪

♪ Only love can save us now ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪

(Pauly D) Ladies, we have guests!

Who's here? (Vinny) We have guests.

(Elle) Hello!

(Vinny) These are our friends. (JWoww) Hi.

This is Ronnie and JWoww.

(overlapping greetings)

(Nikki) I can tell it's about to be intense.

I don't know if they're gonna grill us.

I don't know if they're here for a challenge.

But whatever it is should be serious.

♪ I was up late night ballin' ♪

♪ Countin' up hundreds by the thousands ♪

(Vinny) Good morning. (Nikki and Elle) Morning.

(Pauly D) What's up, girls?

Hey, Elle. What's up?

Not much. We wanted to tell you guys that

we have friends in town. (Pauly D) They're gonna come visit.

(Vinny) And they're gonna come visit us today.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Is it guys or girls?

Whoa, what does it matter? Oh, no. Oh, no.

What does it matter, Elle?

(Pauly D) The girls have no idea what we have planned for them.

JWoww and Ronnie are coming to this house.

Should we change? (Pauly D) It's up to you.

We like you all the same. Yeah.

But, whatever. You look good, no matter what.

Oh, thanks.

(Pauly D) We're getting down to the wire here,

and the last thing we want to do

is make a wrong decision.

Yeah, luckily me and Pauly are beloved.

Yes. And our friends will travel far and wide...

Mm-hmm. ...in order to get our back.

Wonder what they're gonna think of the girls.

I have no idea.

Whichever Ronnie one picks gets eliminated tonight.

Yep. (laughing) Exactly.

(Derynn) Who do you think is coming?

I really think it's "Jersey Shore" people.

Oh, 100%.

You think Ronnie would come?

It's not The Situation. He is in jail.

(Derynn) If it's, like, Ronnie from the "Jersey Shore,"

I should probably button up a button, or three, or four.

(knocking on door)

(Vinny) Ooh! (Pauly D) Oh, shoot.

Someone's here.

(all shouting, greeting)

(Vinny) We know what you're thinking.

Jenni and Ronnie are probably the last people

that we should be taking relationship advice from.

Leave her and fight for your daughter!

You have the comfort of knowing that Roger

is gonna be-- I have nothing to go home to!

You got a crazy bitch pregnant!

Ronnie hasn't had the best track record with relationships.

(laughing)

Probably the worst I've ever seen

in my whole, entire life.

This is so nice! Welcome to our house.

Come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in.

And Jenni is going through a tough divorce right now.

But we can kind of learn from their mistakes and take their advice

because they've been through it. Yes.

Wait, are you one of the girls now?

I mean, I'd like to be. (laughter)

How many's left? Who do I have to kill?

Five left. That's the plot twist.

(laughing)

(Vinny) Ronnie is looking great.

I don't even know what it is.

I can't really sink my teeth into it.

(Pauly D) Look good, though. New teeth, who dis?

(laughter)

Ronnie got new teeth. I mean, if you ever, like,

see those, like, teeth that, like,

you wind up and they like...

Ronnie just took those and put 'em in his mouth.

If everybody got new faces, I can get new teeth.

So they had no idea it was you guys?

(Pauly D) You gotta meet these girls, though.

You like 'em? They're cool.

Are they good girls? Here, sit down, sit down,

sit down, sit down. (JWoww) Okay.

(Ronnie) Are you finding love at all?

Like one particular one that you want?

We don't have one person yet.

You know, we have... Yeah, we like them all.

(JWoww) Just got one? No, we like them all.

Can you smoosh or no?

I'm sure you could, but if you smoosh

just cancel out every single other girl in the house.

They wouldn't want to be with you.

Why? (laughter)

(Pauly D) I think Ronnie means well,

but he's not allowed to hang out with any of the women solo.

Do you think you're gonna find love this way?

I think we're inching towards that. Yeah.

But it's hard. That's why we need you guys.

I'm excited to see...

(Pauly D) I know. ...who they think we're vibing with.

Yeah. You guys ready to meet them?

(Ronnie) Yeah, I want to meet them.

I'm excited for you guys to meet them.

Head over here. Come on, let's go, guys.

We'll call them down.

Ladies! We have guests!

(Derynn) Oh, boy. Who's here?

I see a lot of-- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

(Derynn) Oh, yeah. Yup!

(Vinny) We have guests. Hello!

These are our friends.

(JWoww) Hi! (Derynn) Hi!

(Ronnie) Hello. (Derynn) I knew it!

I said Jenni and Ron are coming, and...

(snapping fingers)

(glass clattering)

(Pauly D) Ladies, we have guests! Hi.

This is Ronnie and JWoww.

(overlapping greetings)

(Nikki) I can tell it's about to be intense.

I don't know if they're gonna grill us.

I don't know if they're here for a challenge.

But whatever it is should be serious.

(Vinny) So, they were in town. They wanted to stop by.

(Pauly D) They know us best.

They've lived with us over ten years,

and they know exactly what we're looking for in a partner.

And we want to make sure you're with them for the right reasons.

Oh. So...

I'm bringing in a friend.

You're bringing another friend?

My friend John Globin.

He actually is like the human lie detector.

(gasps and chattering)

(Vinny) I didn't even know she was doing that.

(Pauly D) Neither did I. But I'm like,

I'm not mad at this. She came prepared.

So cool! Elle, shook right now!

Oh, my God. Like, I'm terrified.

These things never turn out well, to be honest.

It's just a bad idea.

(knocking at door) (Derryn) Ooh.

(Vinny) Oh! Got a knock!

(Pauly D) I think that's the lie detector guy.

(Vinny) Someone's here.

Hello. Hey, hey.

How you doin'? Hey, how you doing?

(John) Hey, guys. (JWoww) Oh, hello!

Nice to see you again. Yes! You too.

I wonder why JWoww would have a lie detector guy on standby.

What kind of relationship has she been in?

I'm not gonna go near that thing.

It's not in my contract. (laughter)

(JWoww) Let's get this party started.

If you ladies wouldn't mind,

we need you to wait upstairs.

We'll bring you down one at a time.

Ronnie and Jenni will have some questions for ya.

(Nikki) All right.

(Vinny) Where coming down to the wire here.

This lie detector test is a great way

to find out some BS

on some of these women that are here.

This could go either great, or totally ruin a relationship.

(JWoww muttering)

(Vinny) Oh, she's nervous. (Ronnie) Yeah.

(Maria) I'm literally sitting there profusely sweating.

Just answer yes or no, quick.

Have you ever had a threesome, or more?

(Pauly D) Oh...

I knew it!

You know me way more than anybody has, in my life.

Say what?

Wow, these feelings are really intense.