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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
20th CENTURY FOX
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NOW, REMEMBER...
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IF YOUR LOOP IS LARGE,
YOUR RUG IS LOOSE.
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NOW LET'S ALL REPEAT THAT,
SHALL WE?
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IF YOUR LOOP IS LARGE,
YOUR RUG IS LOOSE.
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GOOD. NOW LET'S
GIVE IT A TRY.
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MAKE A LOOP,
PULL IT THROUGH,
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CROSS OVER,
AND PULL IT OUT.
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TIGHTEN THOSE LOOPS,
MR. LEFKOWITZ.
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THIS REST HOME...
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YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
THE PLACE!
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"LIGHTS ON, LIGHTS OFF."
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RULES, RULES, RULES!
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THEY DON'T EVEN LET YOU
KEEP A HOT PLATE.
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I SHOULDN'T COMPLAIN.
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TODAY WAS AN EXCITING DAY.
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I LEARNED HOW
TO HOOK A RUG.
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A MAN WHO AT ONE TIME
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HAD THE ENTIRE GARMENT DISTRICT
RIGHT HERE!
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THAT'S HOW
I SPEND MY DAYS.
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IT ISN'T FAIR!
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YOU WORK ALL YOUR LIFE,
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YOU PAY TAXES,
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YOU'RE A GOOD CITIZEN,
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AND WHAT ARE YOU
LEFT WITH?
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A TIGHT RUG.
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I MISS YOU, ROSE.
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WELL, SAILORS,
MY GLASS BOTTOM BOAT
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IS ABOUT TO GIVE YOU
A SPECIAL TREAT,
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SO HOLD ON
TO YOUR LANYARDS!
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WHAT YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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IS THE CLIMAX
OF TODAY'S ADVENTURE.
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THE FAMOUS LOST TREASURE
OF THE FLORIDA KEYS.
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AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
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OH, GOOD PEOPLE,
IT'S BEEN HERE
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SINCE THE DAYS
OF PONCE DE LEON
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AND VASCO DA GAMA,
EVEN MOBY DICK.
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WHAT A RIPOFF.
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NOW, IF THERE AREN'T
ANY MORE QUESTIONS,
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WE'LL BE HEADING
BACK TO PORT,
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WHERE OUR GIFT KIOSK CARRIES
AN ATTRACTIVE LINE
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OF POSTCARDS, T-SHIRTS,
AND OTHER TREASURES.
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FULL STEAM AHEAD,
MATEY!
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♪ YO-HO, YO-HO,
A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ♪
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SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
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STOP! WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
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Boy on TV: OH, MAMA.
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Dad on TV: EVELYN!
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HI, HONEY. I'M HOME.
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HI, MOM.
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HOW'S THE TERM PAPER
COMING?
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FINE.
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[VOICES ON TELEVISION]
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DAVID,
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I HOPE THAT'S NOT
THE TV I HEAR.
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NO, MOM.
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[TV, LOW VOLUME]
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Boy on TV: I HAVE SUCH
A PAIN IN MY HEART, MOM.
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THAT'S NOT FUNNY,
EVELYN.
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[STATIC]
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DAVID?
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WHO'S THERE?
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HA HA. IT'S ME, DAVID.
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IT'S YOUR GRANDPA.
I GOTTA TALK TO YOU.
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GRANDPA!
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YUP. YOUR GRANDMA AND I
ARE COMING TO SEE YA.
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REALLY?
WELL, OUR FRIENDS,
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THEY GOT SOME UNFINISHED
BUSINESS TO DO THERE,
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AND IT WAS A CHANCE FOR
YOUR GRANDMOTHER AND I
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TO GRAB A RIDE.
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NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TALK TO YOUR MOTHER
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BECAUSE SHE WON'T BE
READY FOR THIS.
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WHAT DO I SAY?
SHE'S GONNA FREAK.
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JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
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LOOK, I'LL SEE YOU SOON,
SON.
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GREAT!
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[DOLPHINS CHITTERING]
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I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA,
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HOW MUCH YOU WISH
THEY WERE HERE WITH US.
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SO IT'S ONLY NORMAL
TO FANTASIZE,
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BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO KNOW
IT'S ONLY A FANTASY.
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BUT IT'S NOT
A FANTASY.
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MAYBE IT WOULD HELP
IF YOU TALKED TO SOMEBODY
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ABOUT THIS, DAVID.
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MOM, I DON'T NEED
TO SEE A SHRINK.
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THEY'RE NOT DEAD.
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THEY REALLY DID GO
TO ANOTHER PLANET.
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[DOORBELL RINGS,
KNOCK ON DOOR]
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YOUR GRANDPARENTS
ARE NOT IN SPACE,
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THEY'RE NOT
IN THE TELEVISION,
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AND THEY'RE NOT
COMING BACK.
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THEY WERE LOST AT SEA.
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YOU KNOW THAT.
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THEY'VE BEEN DEAD
FOR 5 YEARS.
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HELLO, DARLING.
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OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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JUST A MINUTE.
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OH!
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JUST A MINUTE!
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JUST A MINUTE.
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[KNOCK KNOCK]
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JUST A MINUTE!
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WELL, AREN'T YOU
GOING TO INVITE US IN?
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OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
JOE!
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JOE!
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ALMA!
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BESS!
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HOW ARE YOU?
ART!
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COME IN, ART!
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IT'S GREAT
TO SEE YOU, BOY.
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WHAT'S TO SEE?
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I'M JUST A BROKEN-DOWN
OLD SCHLEP
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WITH ONE FOOT
IN THE GRAVE.
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IF I WAS A HORSE,
THEY'D SHOOT ME.
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THE SAME OLD BERNIE.
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YOU HAVEN'T AGED
A DAY!
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YOU PROBABLY THINK
I'M A JERK
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FOR NOT GOING
WITH YOU.
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OH, BERNIE,
WE NEVER THOUGHT THAT.
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GOOD, BECAUSE
I NEVER REGRETTED IT.
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I NEVER ONCE REGRETTED
NOT GOING WITH YOU.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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A LITTLE REMODELING?
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OH, OH, THE MAINTENANCE
HERE IS--IS AWFUL.
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YOU WOULDN'T
BELIEVE IT.
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I OUGHT TO SUE.
I THINK IT'S--
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BY THE WAY,
YOU OWE ME RENT.
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IT'S ALL YOURS,
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ALL YOUR THINGS.
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THEY TRIED TO THROW THEM
OUT AFTER YOU LEFT,
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BUT I TOLD THEM
OVER MY DEAD BODY. HA!
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I GUESS THEY FIGURED
THAT WOULDN'T BE LONG.
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BERNIE, YOU'RE
A SENTIMENTAL FOOL.
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WELL, I'M GLAD YOU GOT HERE
JUST IN TIME,
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BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT A GARAGE SALE.
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HOW HAVE YOU
REALLY BEEN?
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THE TRUTH...
NOT TOO GOOD.
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BUT NOW MAYBE THINGS
ARE LOOKING UP.
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I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE
LIKE--LIKE OLD TIMES.
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I THINK.
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HUH?
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I FEEL TERRIBLE.
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WE LET HIM THINK
WE WERE STAYING.
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DO YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE
TO BURST HIS BUBBLE?
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SO WHAT DO WE DO?
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LET HIM THINK WE'RE
STAYING HERE FOR GOOD?
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL
HIM SOONER OR LATER.
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HOLD IT. I'LL TELL HIM.
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I'LL TELL HIM.
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BUT NOT UNTIL I THINK
HE CAN HANDLE IT.
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RIGHT?
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[RADIO PLAYS
SWINGING TUNE]
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GOOD MORNING, MY LITTLE
ANTAREAN BUTTERFLY.
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SMELLS LIKE
I'M GOING TO GAIN
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ABOUT 5 POUNDS
THIS MORNING.
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AT LEAST.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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FINER THAN FROG HAIR.
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Sinatra: ♪ ...AS THOUGH
SPRING HAS SPRUNG ♪
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♪ AND EVERY TIME... ♪
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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
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OH, THE FIRST GROUP
WENT THROUGH.
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HERE,
HAVE SOME COFFEE.
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I MADE
A FRESH POT.
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♪ THE MOMENT
THAT YOU SPEAK... ♪
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HOW'S SUSIE
THIS MORNING?
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ALL THINGS CONSIDERED,
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I THINK SHE'S
HOLDING UP VERY WELL.
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IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK,
ISN'T IT?
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YEAH.
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♪ JUST LIKE A TOY BALLOON ♪
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♪ YOU AND I... ♪
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I'VE GOT THE MOVES,
DON'T I, KID?
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I DIDN'T MARRY YOU
FOR YOUR MONEY.
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I'LL BE GODDAMNED!
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WHAT IS IT?
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♪ PICKIN' UP
LOTS OF FORGET-ME-NOTS ♪
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG ♪
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♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL
THERE ARE SONGS TO BE SUNG ♪
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♪ BELLS TO BE RUNG ♪
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♪ WONDERFUL FLINGS
TO BE FLUNG ♪
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♪ AND EVEN WHEN
I'M OLD AND GRAY ♪
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♪ I'M GONNA FEEL
THE WAY I DO ♪
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♪ TODAY ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU ♪
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♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL ♪
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♪ SO YOUNG ♪
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LOOK AT THIS.
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♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL
SO YOUNG ♪
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♪ YOU MAKE ME... ♪
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IS THIS BEAUTIFUL?
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♪ OOH, YOU MAKE ME FEEL
SO YOUNG ♪
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YOU HAVE AN
INCREDIBLE EYE, SIR.
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YOU MUST BE
A COLLECTOR.
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NO.
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OH, A SHREWD ONE,
AT THAT.
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WELL, I WILL NOT INSULT
YOU BY HAGGLING.
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THIS DAVEY JONES
TREASURE CHEST--
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BEAUTY, ISN'T IT--
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I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU
FOR...$19.95.
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FOR THAT PIECE
OF JUNK?
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YOUR WIFE OBVIOUSLY
DOESN'T APPRECIATE
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FINE ANTIQUES
THE WAY YOU DO.
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LISTEN,
YOU TAKE THE BOX,
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AND I'LL THROW IN
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THE BARNACLE SALT
AND PEPPER SHAKERS
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FOR FREE.
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SOLD.
HA HA!
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LOVELY.
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[HUMMING A TUNE]
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SEAN.
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UH, TAKE CARE OF THOSE
FOLKS, WILL YOU?
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HELLO, JACK.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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DON'T TELL ME.
DON'T TELL ME.
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YOU SEARCHED
THE ENTIRE GALAXY,
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YOU COULDN'T FIND ANYONE
AS TERRIFIC AS ME.
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THE COCOONS ARE
IN DANGER, JACK.
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THE SENSORS THAT WE LEFT
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ON THE BOTTOM
OF THE OCEAN FLOOR
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INDICATE SEISMIC ACTIVITY.
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WE'VE COME TO TAKE
OUR FRIENDS AWAY.
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WE'VE GOT 4 DAYS
TO RESCUE THEM
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BEFORE OUR SHIP RETURNS
TO TAKE US HOME.
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SEISMIC ACTIVITY,
THAT'S HEAVY.
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I--I MEAN I WAS
IN AN EARTHQUAKE,
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SO I KNOW.
IT'S VERY INTENSE.
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WELL, AREN'T YOU GLAD
TO SEE ME?
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I MEAN, ISN'T IT A CUSTOM HERE
TO GIVE AN OLD FRIEND A HUG
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WHEN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER
IN A LONG TIME?
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YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
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HEY, ROMEO!
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DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
TEAR YOURSELF AWAY
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LONG ENOUGH TO RING UP
MY CLAMSHELL CASTANETS?
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MMM.
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00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:26,367
"OH, MY LOVE IS
LIKE A RED, RED ROSE
239
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:29,333
"THAT'S NEWLY SPRUNG
IN JUNE.
240
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:32,433
"OH, MY LOVE IS
LIKE A MELODY
241
00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:35,834
THAT IS SWEETLY PLAYED
IN TUNE."
242
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:39,934
OH, ARTHUR, DARLING,
IT'S PERFECT.
243
00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:43,266
DO YOU WANT ME TO FIX US
SOME BREAKFAST?
244
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:44,900
DON'T HAVE TIME.
GONNA MEET THE BOYS
245
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,100
AND PICK UP BERNIE.
246
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,734
POOR BERNIE.
247
00:14:47,734 --> 00:14:49,333
OH, NONSENSE.
248
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,633
WE'RE GONNA GET HIM OUT OF
THAT DAMN HOSPITAL ROOM
249
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:52,900
AND GET HIS BLOOD
PUMPING AGAIN.
250
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:53,934
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
251
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,000
HEY, THAT'S JOE.
252
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
WILL YOU MISS ME?
253
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,567
I ALREADY DO.
254
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,367
GOOD-BYE, MRS. SELWYN.
255
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,767
OH.
256
00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,433
HA HA HA!
257
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:07,934
HOW DID YOU SLEEP?
258
00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,900
BEST NIGHT'S SLEEP
I'VE HAD IN YEARS.
259
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,400
HOW ABOUT BESS?
260
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,400
SHE SLEPT LIKE
A BABY.
261
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,900
WHAT ABOUT YOU TWO?
262
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,900
ALMA DIDN'T SLEEP
A WINK.
263
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,400
YOU'RE KIDDING?
264
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,867
NO...
265
00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:22,900
NEITHER DID I.
266
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:25,700
OH, YOU DOG, YOU.
267
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,967
HA HA HA!
268
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,367
YOU SMELL THAT?
269
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,433
YEAH, INCENSE.
270
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:38,000
MAYBE A HINDU
RUNS THE PLACE.
271
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,900
[DING DING DING]
272
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,000
Woman:
BACK HERE!
273
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:48,934
COME ON BACK,
WHOEVER YOU ARE.
274
00:15:48,934 --> 00:15:50,433
BELIEVE IT
OR NOT,
275
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:53,500
I'M OPEN
FOR BUSINESS.
276
00:15:57,934 --> 00:15:59,567
HIYA, FELLAS.
277
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,166
WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU?
278
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,734
MRS. FINEBERG?
279
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:05,033
CALL ME RUBY.
YOU EVER TRY THIS?
280
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:07,233
IT DELIVERS
OXYGEN-RICH BLOOD
281
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,433
TO THE PLEASURE CENTERS
OF THE BRAIN.
282
00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:10,767
IT'S TERRIFIC.
283
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:12,767
WILL YOU GIVE ME A HAND?
I'M NEW AT THIS.
284
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:14,934
IT'S A LITTLE TOUGH
GETTING OUT OF THIS COOKIE.
285
00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:18,433
HERE WE GO. OK.
COME ALONG. DON'T BE SHY!
286
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:22,200
NOW PUT ME RIGHT-SIDE UP.
RIGHT-SIDE UP.
287
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,767
EASY!
TAKE IT EASY, FELLAS.
288
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,033
EASY. EASY.
289
00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:27,133
THAT IS GREAT.
290
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:28,133
OK. OK.
291
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:30,400
THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
292
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,867
OK, NOW YOU GRAB
AN ANKLE,
293
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,900
AND YOU GRAB AN ANKLE.
294
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,000
THERE'S THE LEFT ONE.
TERRIFIC.
295
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,400
THAT IS IT!
296
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,400
GREAT!
297
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,934
OH, BOY,
THAT'S TERRIFIC!
298
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:45,934
I FEEL--
I FEEL SENSATIONAL!
299
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:47,433
THANKS A LOT!
300
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:48,900
NICE LITTLE PLACE
YOU GOT HERE,
301
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:49,900
UH, RUBY.
302
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,433
HEAR THAT, SYDNEY?
303
00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:53,600
IT'S NICE LITTLE PLACE
I'VE GOT HERE.
304
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,900
SYDNEY WAS MY HUSBAND.
305
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,934
THIS DUMP WAS HIS DREAM.
306
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,734
UNFORTUNATELY,
THE SON OF A BITCH DIED
307
00:16:58,734 --> 00:16:59,967
AND LEFT ME TO LIVE IT.
308
00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:01,233
OH, THAT'S TOUGH.
309
00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:03,400
NAH, IT'S NOT SO BAD.
310
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,800
I JUST LIKE TO YAK.
311
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,800
NOW TELL ME--
312
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,934
YOU TWO ON VACATION,
OR WHAT?
313
00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:12,867
WE, UH...CAME DOWN
TO SEE OLD FRIENDS.
314
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,867
YOUR NIGHT CLERK
TOLD US
315
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,033
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
STAYING THE WEEK.
316
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,567
SURE THING.
NO PROBLEM.
317
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,533
THIS IS NOT EXACTLY
MY BUSY SEASON.
318
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:21,533
GREAT.
319
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,867
[HORN HONKS]
320
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:26,400
THERE'S BEN.
WE BETTER GET CRACKING.
321
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,467
SEE YOU AROUND,
RUBY.
322
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,133
COUNT ON IT.
323
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:36,400
OH, HEY, WILL YOU GET
A LOAD OF THE SUNSHINE?
324
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,367
I FEEL LIKE A TEENAGER.
325
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:39,900
YOU DO, HUH?
326
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:42,867
LAST ONE TO THE CAR
BUYS DINNER.
327
00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:44,500
COME ON, SLOWPOKE!
328
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,000
YOU GOT A HEAD START.
329
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,667
WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?
330
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,166
HA HA HA!
331
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:57,767
YAHOO!
332
00:17:57,767 --> 00:17:59,533
NOT BAD, SUPERMAN!
333
00:18:05,433 --> 00:18:07,233
WE'LL HAVE TO STOP
AT A PHARMACY.
334
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:09,900
IF I DON'T HAVE ZINC OXIDE,
I'LL BURN TO A CRISP.
335
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,166
SO WE'LL STOP
AT A PHARMACY.
336
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,667
DID YOU BRING JUICE?
I'LL GET DEHYDRATED.
337
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:15,867
WE'LL GET JUICE.
338
00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:16,867
Orderly:
HEY, BERNIE.
339
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,000
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
340
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
341
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
IT IS WHEN YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE
342
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
IN YOUR RUG-HOOKING
CLASS.
343
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,967
TAKE YOUR HANDS
OFF HIM.
344
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:24,066
OR WHAT?
345
00:18:24,066 --> 00:18:25,400
OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.
346
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,367
I SAID LET HIM GO!
347
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:30,433
OUT OF MY WAY,
YOU OLD COOT.
348
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:35,200
EASY, RAMBO.
349
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,133
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE BLOW THIS JOINT?
350
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,567
YES.
351
00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:41,500
AFTER YOU.
352
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,800
[APPLAUSE]
353
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,934
AAAAH!
354
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,433
LOOK AT THAT!
355
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:57,967
COME ON!
356
00:18:57,967 --> 00:18:59,467
HERE WE GO!
357
00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:01,967
LAST ONE IN
IS A PANTYWAIST!
358
00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:06,033
LAST ONE IN AIN'T GOT
A HAIR ON HIS ASS!
359
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,467
HERE WE GO!
360
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:31,500
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
361
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,934
HOW'S THE WATER?
362
00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:53,900
OH, IT WAS GREAT!
IT WAS JUST GREAT!
363
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,367
BEAUTIFUL BEACH,
A SUNNY DAY,
364
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,533
AND GOOD FRIENDS.
365
00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:59,200
WHAT MORE
CAN A MAN ASK FOR?
366
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,967
CAN I HAVE SOME
OF THAT, PLEASE?
367
00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:06,934
LOOK AT THEM MOVE.
368
00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:08,300
GENTLEMEN,
369
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:11,066
I'D SAY ALL
THAT THOSE LADIES ARE LACKING
370
00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:13,467
IS A LITTLE MATURE
MALE COMPANY.
371
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,467
YEAH!
372
00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:15,967
HOW ABOUT IT?
373
00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:17,233
I THINK
YOU'RE RIGHT.
374
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:18,567
COME ON, BERNIE.
375
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,233
YOU WANT
TO DIP YOUR WICK?
376
00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:21,734
COME ON!
377
00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:56,367
JOE.
378
00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:58,000
WHAT IS IT?
379
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,767
I GOTTA GO.
I'VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT.
380
00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:00,800
AN APPOINTMENT?!
381
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,266
WE'RE PLAYING
A GAME HERE, BERNIE!
382
00:21:03,266 --> 00:21:05,066
IT'S IMPORTANT!
383
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,500
OK, BERNIE.
I'LL GET THE GUYS.
384
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,033
ART!
385
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:32,934
HOW'S THIS FEEL?
386
00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:34,500
PERFECT.
387
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,066
YOU'RE A GOOD
FRIEND, JACK.
388
00:21:36,066 --> 00:21:37,800
I KNEW WE COULD
COUNT ON YOU
389
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,800
TO HELP US OUT.
390
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,734
HA, IT'S NO SWEAT.
391
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:44,000
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE
MARTIAN.
392
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
WELL,
I GUESS WE'RE READY,
393
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,266
AND WE'LL BE BACK
IN ABOUT AN HOUR'S TIME.
394
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:49,834
YEAH. OK.
395
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:52,433
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
THAT'S GOOD.
396
00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:54,967
YEAH. SEE?
HE GETS IT.
397
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:34,467
"ST. PETERSBURG
OCEANOGRAPHIC INSTITUTE"?
398
00:23:34,467 --> 00:23:35,967
THEY GOT A COCOON.
399
00:23:37,467 --> 00:23:39,567
HOLY SHIT.
400
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,567
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
401
00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:54,734
NEXT!
402
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,533
THAT'S OK, DAVID.
COME ON.
403
00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:57,767
IT'S ONLY
BATTING PRACTICE.
404
00:23:57,767 --> 00:23:59,567
COME ON, TOMMY.
YOU'RE UP.
405
00:23:59,567 --> 00:24:00,734
TAKE YOUR TURN.
406
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:05,100
SCREWED UP AGAIN, GUY.
407
00:25:45,233 --> 00:25:47,567
NO MATTER HOW MANY
TIMES I SEE THAT,
408
00:25:47,567 --> 00:25:49,400
IT'S STILL IMPRESSIVE.
409
00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:16,700
SO WHAT'S THE MYSTERY?
410
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,600
YOU'RE OUT ANALYZING
THE EFFECTS OF EARTHQUAKES
411
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,033
ON MARINE LIFE, AND YOU
FIND SOME OLD METEORITE.
412
00:26:21,033 --> 00:26:22,867
NOW, WHEN A METEOR
ENTERS THE ATMOSPHERE,
413
00:26:22,867 --> 00:26:24,200
THE PRESSURE
AND THE TEMPERATURE
414
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,200
WILL LEAVE
CHARACTERISTIC MARKINGS.
415
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,333
THIS BABY
DOESN'T HAVE THEM.
416
00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:29,533
WHATEVER IT IS,
417
00:26:29,533 --> 00:26:31,200
IT DIDN'T FALL
FROM THE SKY.
418
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:35,333
IT'S WEIRD-LOOKING. IT'S
KINDA LIKE A DINOSAUR EGG.
419
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:36,700
WHAT DO YOU THINK, SARA?
420
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:39,200
DO YOU SUBSCRIBE
TO THE DINOSAUR EGG THEORY?
421
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:45,533
OH, MY GOD.
422
00:26:45,533 --> 00:26:46,700
WHAT IS IT?
423
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,567
IT'S A LIFE FORM.
424
00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:00,266
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
425
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,433
I'M GOING TO GET
A HOT DOG
426
00:27:08,433 --> 00:27:09,934
AND AN ICE-COLD
BEER.
427
00:27:09,934 --> 00:27:11,000
HOW ABOUT YOU?
428
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,200
SURE, I'LL HAVE A BEER.
429
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,667
YOU GET A MILK SHAKE.
430
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:15,033
IN YOU GO.
431
00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:17,600
HEY, LOOK!
IT'S WADE BOGGS!
432
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,600
HOW'S IT HANGING,
DOOFUS? [SNICKERS]
433
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,000
YEAH, THAT GUY
CAN'T HIT WORTH SHIT!
434
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,600
YOU WANT TO LET ME IN
ON THAT?
435
00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:32,700
I READ SOMEWHERE,
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT WAS,
436
00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:34,033
MAYBE TED WILLIAMS.
437
00:27:34,033 --> 00:27:37,033
IT SAID, "THE HARDEST THING
IN SPORTS TO DO
438
00:27:37,033 --> 00:27:41,767
IS HIT A ROUND BALL
WITH A ROUND BAT."
439
00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:43,367
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
440
00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:45,867
IS LEARN HOW
TO HIT THE BALL
441
00:27:45,867 --> 00:27:47,867
WITH SOME DEGREE
OF CONTROL.
442
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:48,867
OK.
ALL RIGHT.
443
00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,000
NOW, YOU GO OVER
BY THE BUCKET,
444
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,066
AND I'M GONNA HIT
SOME OF THESE.
445
00:27:51,066 --> 00:27:52,734
NOW WATCH:
I'M GONNA TRY
446
00:27:52,734 --> 00:27:55,367
TO SEE THE BALL
HIT THE BAT.
447
00:27:58,066 --> 00:27:59,066
BOOM, SEE?
448
00:27:59,066 --> 00:28:00,800
AND YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SWING HARD.
449
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,967
GIVE ME A BALL.
450
00:28:04,633 --> 00:28:06,400
OK.
NOW YOU.
451
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,900
OK. COME OVER HERE.
452
00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:10,667
NOW THINK.
453
00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:13,700
TRY AND SEE THE BALL
HIT THE BAT.
454
00:28:16,767 --> 00:28:18,166
ALL RIGHT.
NOW YOU'RE COOKING.
455
00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:20,600
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
456
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,166
LET'S GO.
A LITTLE PEP.
457
00:28:24,033 --> 00:28:25,800
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S THE ONE.
458
00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:36,033
YOU OUGHT TO HAVE
YOUR HEAD EXAMINED.
459
00:28:36,033 --> 00:28:37,700
IT WAS JUST
A LITTLE BASEBALL.
460
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:39,033
HERE. OVER HERE.
461
00:28:39,033 --> 00:28:42,200
JUST A LITTLE BALL GAME,
NO BIG DEAL.
462
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,367
THIS IS EARTH, BEN,
NOT ANTAREA.
463
00:28:45,367 --> 00:28:48,667
AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE,
WE KEEP GETTING OLDER.
464
00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:50,133
I KNOW,
465
00:28:50,133 --> 00:28:53,633
BUT WITH THIS KIND
OF FRINGE BENEFIT...
466
00:28:53,633 --> 00:28:56,266
MAYBE IT'S WORTH IT.
467
00:28:58,734 --> 00:29:00,700
[SOBS]
468
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,266
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
469
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,400
WELL, IT'S BEEN
SUCH A LONG TIME
470
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,900
SINCE YOU NEEDED ME
FOR ANYTHING LIKE THIS,
471
00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:09,734
I GUESS
I KIND OF MISSED IT.
472
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:16,166
YEAH, I MISSED IT, TOO.
473
00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:17,700
I KNOW.
474
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,033
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
475
00:29:52,033 --> 00:29:54,033
HOW WERE YOU
SUPPOSED TO KNOW
476
00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:56,567
THAT AN EARTHQUAKE IS GOING
TO KNOCK ONE OF THOSE COCOONS
477
00:29:56,567 --> 00:29:58,333
OUT OF ITS HIDING PLACE,
HUH?
478
00:29:58,333 --> 00:30:00,300
I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM.
479
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:02,767
THEY'RE COUNTING ON ME
TO BRING HIM BACK HOME.
480
00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:04,233
AND THEY'RE GOING
TO NEED A BLUEPRINT
481
00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:06,900
OF THE INSTITUTE SO I
CAN PLAN HIS RESCUE.
482
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:07,900
WELL, I'LL HELP YOU.
483
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,600
I'LL DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT,
484
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,567
BUT I GOT IN A LOT OF TROUBLE
LAST TIME,
485
00:30:11,567 --> 00:30:13,934
SO YOU CANNOT STEAL
ANY MORE OLD PEOPLE.
486
00:30:13,934 --> 00:30:14,934
WE'RE NOT DOING THAT.
487
00:30:14,934 --> 00:30:16,934
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
488
00:30:16,934 --> 00:30:18,300
LET'S JUST
GO BUST HIM OUT.
489
00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:19,700
IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
490
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,400
WE CAN'T FREE HIM
WITHOUT THE RISK
491
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,133
OF DRAWING ATTENTION
TO OURSELVES.
492
00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:24,900
WE'RE GONNA GO BACK
IN 3 DAYS,
493
00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:26,700
THEN WE'LL RENDEZVOUS
WITH THE SHIP.
494
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,266
3 DAYS!
495
00:30:28,266 --> 00:30:30,233
YOU'RE CRAZY!
496
00:30:30,233 --> 00:30:32,300
KITTY, 3 DAYS,
THEY'LL CUT IT OPEN
497
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:34,734
AND PERFORM
GROTESQUE EXPERIMENTS!
498
00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:36,300
I'M SORRY.
499
00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:37,967
I--I DIDN'T MEAN--
500
00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:40,266
I'M SORRY.
501
00:30:40,266 --> 00:30:41,867
I-I'M...
502
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,367
WE'RE GOING TO
GET HIM BACK.
503
00:30:55,934 --> 00:30:58,100
[MELLOW DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
504
00:31:17,567 --> 00:31:19,233
Ben: LOOK AT THIS.
505
00:31:19,233 --> 00:31:20,767
SLICK AS A WHISTLE.
506
00:31:20,767 --> 00:31:22,834
YOU'RE NOT
SO BAD YOURSELF.
507
00:31:25,734 --> 00:31:27,767
JOE,
I'M IN HEAVEN.
508
00:31:27,767 --> 00:31:29,266
ISN'T
THIS WONDERFUL?
509
00:31:29,266 --> 00:31:32,400
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T
WANT TO COME BACK.
510
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,066
YOU GLAD
I TWISTED YOUR ARM?
511
00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:37,233
I THINK I WAS AFRAID
IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME,
512
00:31:37,233 --> 00:31:39,233
BUT IT'S BETTER.
513
00:31:43,066 --> 00:31:46,300
Ben: LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA ABOUT HIM?
514
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:47,900
Mary: I ASKED HIM
TO DANCE.
515
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:49,266
FORGET IT.
516
00:31:49,266 --> 00:31:51,767
BERNIE HASN'T CUT
A RUG IN 30 YEARS.
517
00:31:51,767 --> 00:31:55,300
JOE. MAYBE WE SHOULD
GO AND KEEP HIM COMPANY.
518
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:56,700
I SEE SOMETHING
519
00:31:56,700 --> 00:32:00,300
THAT'LL GET HIS
JUICES FLOWING.
520
00:32:18,233 --> 00:32:20,233
ONE MORE OF THESE,
521
00:32:20,233 --> 00:32:22,900
AND I AM NO LONGER
RESPONSIBLE.
522
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,266
YEAH. WAITER.
WAITER!
523
00:32:24,266 --> 00:32:25,667
OH!
524
00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:28,767
YOU ARE MY KIND
OF GROUP.
525
00:32:28,767 --> 00:32:31,266
MOST PEOPLE OUR AGE
526
00:32:31,266 --> 00:32:33,767
ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS!
527
00:32:33,767 --> 00:32:36,266
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
528
00:32:36,266 --> 00:32:39,100
MOST PEOPLE OUR AGE
ARE DEAD.
529
00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:40,233
OH, BERNIE.
530
00:32:40,233 --> 00:32:41,333
BERNIE.
531
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:43,734
WHERE DID HE GET
TO BE SO FUNNY?
532
00:32:43,734 --> 00:32:46,667
YEAH, BERNIE,
HOW'D YOU GET SO FUNNY?
533
00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,800
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
BERNIE WAS FUNNY.
534
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,867
ME, TOO.
535
00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,100
YOU HAVE?
536
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:53,133
Bernie: OH, YOU DON'T
THINK I'M FUNNY, JOE?
537
00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:55,433
WATCH THIS.
I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY.
538
00:32:55,433 --> 00:32:58,867
PRESENTING MR. LAUREL
AND MR. HARDY.
539
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,734
THIS IS AN EAGLE
540
00:33:15,734 --> 00:33:19,033
WHO JUST FOUND OUT HIS TEENAGE
DAUGHTER'S PREGNANT.
541
00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:29,834
YOU KNOW WHAT?
542
00:33:29,834 --> 00:33:32,834
YOU ARE ADORABLE!
543
00:33:37,734 --> 00:33:40,400
Ruby: WHAT'S--WHAT--
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
544
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,567
WHAT'S THE MATTER? IT
WAS JUST A LITTLE KISS!
545
00:33:42,567 --> 00:33:44,333
I'M A MARRIED MAN.
546
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,300
OH!
547
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:48,333
PARDON ME.
548
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:49,767
I'M SO SORRY.
549
00:33:49,767 --> 00:33:51,767
YOUR FRIENDS TOLD ME
THAT YOU WERE AVAILABLE.
550
00:33:51,767 --> 00:33:52,767
WHAT?!
551
00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:54,667
BERNIE,
WE JUST THOUGHT--
552
00:33:54,667 --> 00:33:56,166
YOU JUST THOUGHT WHAT,
JOE?
553
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,233
THAT I'D FORGOTTEN
ABOUT ROSE?
554
00:33:58,233 --> 00:34:00,333
THAT HER MEMORY
MEANS NOTHING TO ME?
555
00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:03,367
WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
IT MEANS EVERYTHING.
556
00:34:03,367 --> 00:34:07,700
NOW, DON'T BREAK UP YOUR
LITTLE PARTY ON MY ACCOUNT.
557
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,433
I'LL GET A CAB.
558
00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:13,800
Ruby: HE'S A FUN GUY.
559
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,867
A BARREL OF LAUGHS.
560
00:34:15,867 --> 00:34:17,700
THANKS FOR THE INTRO.
561
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:19,233
I'M SORRY, RUBY.
562
00:34:19,233 --> 00:34:20,700
YEAH.
FORGET IT.
563
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,800
LIKE I SAID...
564
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,867
WE HAD SOME LAUGHS.
565
00:34:25,867 --> 00:34:28,233
RUBY,
UNDERNEATH IT ALL,
566
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,066
HE REALLY IS
A WONDERFUL GUY.
567
00:34:30,066 --> 00:34:31,734
YEAH, YEAH.
568
00:34:31,734 --> 00:34:33,834
THANKS
FOR THE DRINK.
569
00:34:38,667 --> 00:34:41,233
Woman: NOW, PAY
ATTENTION TO TEACHER.
570
00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:43,266
BEHAVE YOURSELF.
571
00:34:43,266 --> 00:34:45,233
MICHAEL, STOP PUSHING!
572
00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:49,333
[CHILD CRYING]
573
00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:55,667
OH, KELLY.
574
00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:57,066
OH, WHY'D YOU FALL
FROM THERE?
575
00:34:57,066 --> 00:34:58,567
I TOLD YOU
SO MANY TIMES.
576
00:34:58,567 --> 00:35:00,400
SHH. IT'S NOT
GONNA HURT.
577
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,700
HI. IS IT BAD?
578
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,500
I DON'T THINK SO, BUT...
579
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,100
I'D LIKE TO HAVE
SOMEONE LOOK AT IT.
580
00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:08,600
AH, SHE BANGED HER HEAD
PRETTY HARD.
581
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,600
OH,
POOR LITTLE GIRL.
582
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,700
SUCH A PITY. NOW,
THAT'S A BAD BUMP.
583
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:14,066
NOW, LET ME SEE IF
I CAN TAKE IT AWAY.
584
00:35:16,266 --> 00:35:19,266
I GOT IT!
LET'S THROW IT AWAY.
585
00:35:19,266 --> 00:35:21,500
WOW! YOU'VE GOT
THE TOUCH.
586
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,200
LISTEN, UH, THE FIRST AID
STATION'S OVER THERE.
587
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,533
WOULD YOU MIND
WATCHING THE KIDS
588
00:35:26,533 --> 00:35:27,867
JUST FOR A FEW MINUTES?
589
00:35:27,867 --> 00:35:30,934
OK. YOU GO
TAKE CARE OF HER.
590
00:35:30,934 --> 00:35:32,667
OH, THANKS.
591
00:35:32,667 --> 00:35:34,934
JUST BLOW THIS
IF THEY ATTACK.
592
00:35:41,967 --> 00:35:43,467
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
593
00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:45,467
ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN.
GATHER ROUND.
594
00:35:45,467 --> 00:35:47,066
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
595
00:35:54,967 --> 00:35:57,100
WELL, WELL, WELL.
596
00:35:57,100 --> 00:36:00,100
LOOK WHAT THE CAT
DRAGGED IN.
597
00:36:01,967 --> 00:36:03,433
YOUR PALS SAID
TO TELL YOU
598
00:36:03,433 --> 00:36:05,066
THEY'D BE
A FEW MINUTES LATE.
599
00:36:05,066 --> 00:36:08,266
FINE. I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE.
600
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:09,433
AW, DON'T BE SILLY.
601
00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:10,834
TAKE THE LOAD
OFF YOUR FEET.
602
00:36:13,934 --> 00:36:16,600
I DON'T BITE,
YOU KNOW.
603
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,734
I'LL JUST STAND HERE
BY THE DOOR.
604
00:36:18,734 --> 00:36:21,533
OK. SUIT YOURSELF.
605
00:36:24,433 --> 00:36:26,500
LISTEN, UM...
606
00:36:29,934 --> 00:36:32,567
SORRY ABOUT
LAST NIGHT, OK?
607
00:36:32,567 --> 00:36:34,433
FORGET ABOUT IT.
608
00:36:34,433 --> 00:36:36,633
NO, I DON'T
THINK SO.
609
00:36:36,633 --> 00:36:39,000
I DON'T LIKE
LOOSE ENDS.
610
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:45,467
MAYBE WE COULD, UM,
SMOOTH THINGS OUT...
611
00:36:45,467 --> 00:36:48,300
OVER A COCKTAIL?
612
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,000
THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
613
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,533
I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
614
00:36:54,467 --> 00:36:56,967
YOU'RE AFRAID OF ME,
AREN'T YOU?
615
00:36:56,967 --> 00:36:58,967
I CERTAINLY AM NOT!
616
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:01,567
OK. THEN THERE'S
NO PROBLEM.
617
00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:05,533
PICK YOU UP AT 7:00.
618
00:37:12,367 --> 00:37:15,000
FINALLY,
AFTER THE LONGEST TRIP
619
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,200
YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE,
THEIR SPACESHIP LANDED,
620
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,700
AND IT WAS TIME FOR THEM
TO SEE THEIR NEW HOME.
621
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,433
THE SPACESHIP'S DOOR
SLOWLY OPENED,
622
00:37:24,433 --> 00:37:27,900
AND THERE BEFORE THEM
WAS THE MAGIC PLANET,
623
00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:32,400
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SIGHT
ANY OF THEM HAD EVER SEEN.
624
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,400
THE SKY WAS GOLD,
625
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,867
AND SHINING DOWN ON THEM
626
00:37:35,867 --> 00:37:39,800
WERE 3 PALE,
PALE PINK MOONS.
627
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,200
SO THEY STEPPED OUTSIDE,
628
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,066
AND GUESS WHAT.
629
00:37:45,066 --> 00:37:46,200
WHAT?
WHAT?
630
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,467
THEY FLOATED.
THAT'S RIGHT!
631
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:51,734
THEY COULD FLY LIKE BIRDS.
632
00:37:51,734 --> 00:37:53,233
SO THEY ALL JOINED HANDS,
633
00:37:53,233 --> 00:37:55,400
AND WITH THEIR NEW FRIENDS
LEADING THE WAY,
634
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,667
THEY FLEW OFF TO A...
TO A SILVER CITY,
635
00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:01,867
SHIMMERING
IN THE DISTANCE.
636
00:38:01,867 --> 00:38:03,700
CAN WE GO THERE?
637
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:07,000
OH, HOLD ON, NOW.
IT'S VERY FAR.
638
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,233
AND, BESIDES,
IF YOU LEFT HERE,
639
00:38:09,233 --> 00:38:11,667
THINK OF ALL
THE THINGS YOU'D MISS.
640
00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:14,066
DID THEY HAVE
ICE CREAM?
641
00:38:14,066 --> 00:38:15,433
HA. NO.
642
00:38:15,433 --> 00:38:16,600
DOES SANTA CLAUS
GO THERE?
643
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,600
I'M AFRAID IT'S TOO FAR
FOR SANTA TO MAKE IT.
644
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,400
THEN HOW COME THE
PEOPLE WENT THERE?
645
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,967
WELL, ON THAT PLANET,
NO ONE EVER GETS SICK,
646
00:38:25,967 --> 00:38:27,367
NO ONE EVER GETS OLD,
647
00:38:27,367 --> 00:38:29,367
AND NO ONE EVER DIES.
648
00:38:29,367 --> 00:38:32,367
SO IF YOU'RE IN LOVE
WITH SOMEONE,
649
00:38:32,367 --> 00:38:35,233
YOU NEVER HAVE TO
LOSE THEM.
650
00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:39,600
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU FALL
IN LOVE WITH ICE CREAM?
651
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,533
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
652
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,967
I LIKE THAT PART.
653
00:38:47,967 --> 00:38:49,367
Alma: YOU DO?
654
00:38:51,467 --> 00:38:53,667
HERE WE GO, FELLAS.
STAKE YOUR CLAIM.
655
00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:54,800
Ben: OH, BOY.
656
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,133
OH, BOY. IS THAT A HOT DOG,
OR WHAT, HUH?
657
00:38:58,133 --> 00:38:59,567
STATE OF THE ART.
658
00:38:59,567 --> 00:39:01,233
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
PUT IN THOSE THINGS?
659
00:39:01,233 --> 00:39:02,233
I DO.
660
00:39:02,233 --> 00:39:03,467
AND THANKS FOR
REMINDING ME.
661
00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:04,734
HAVE A BITE, BERNIE.
662
00:39:04,734 --> 00:39:06,800
THEY SAY THE CHILI
KILLS THE BUGS.
663
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,900
VERY FUNNY.
GIVE ME GAS FOR A WEEK.
664
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:12,166
Ben: YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
BERNIE?
665
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:14,166
YOU'D FIT IN THE GUINNESS
BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
666
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:15,633
FOR COMPLAINERS.
667
00:39:15,633 --> 00:39:17,834
HEY!
COME ON!
668
00:39:17,834 --> 00:39:19,767
SORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU GUYS
WANT TO THROW OUR BALL BACK?
669
00:39:19,767 --> 00:39:20,834
WHAT DO WE LOOK
LIKE,
670
00:39:20,834 --> 00:39:21,834
YOUR PERSONAL
SERVANTS?
671
00:39:21,834 --> 00:39:23,133
GO GET IT
YOURSELF.
672
00:39:23,133 --> 00:39:24,533
HEY, LOOK,
WE SAID WE'RE SORRY.
673
00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:26,500
DON'T GIVE US ANY SHIT.
JUST GIVE ME THE BALL BACK.
674
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,667
DON'T DO IT,
JOE!
675
00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:29,066
LOOK AT THE MESS
THEY MADE.
676
00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:31,000
IF I WAS YOU,
I'D KEEP QUIET, POPS.
677
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,200
OH, YEAH?
YEAH?!
678
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,500
NOW, HOLD IT!
HOLD IT A MINUTE!
679
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:37,033
LET'S BE GENTLEMEN
ABOUT THIS.
680
00:39:37,033 --> 00:39:41,200
I SAY WE SETTLE THIS
WITH A LITTLE 4 ON 4.
681
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,500
GREAT IDEA!
GET REAL!
682
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:44,667
WHAT ARE YOU,
NUTS?
683
00:39:44,667 --> 00:39:45,700
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I THINK.
684
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,533
I'M WILLING
TO BET $10
685
00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:49,867
WE CAN MAKE
11 BASKETS
686
00:39:49,867 --> 00:39:51,834
BEFORE YOU HOTSHOTS
CAN.
687
00:39:51,834 --> 00:39:53,200
AND MY MONEY'S
ON THE TABLE.
688
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,633
COME ON,
GET IT IN THERE.
689
00:39:54,633 --> 00:39:56,433
[YOUNGER MEN
ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
690
00:39:56,433 --> 00:39:59,066
YOU DUDES
GOT YOURSELF A GAME.
691
00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:00,567
GOOD.
692
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,500
YES! IN YOUR FACE,
GRANDPA.
693
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,600
OVER HERE!
694
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:16,633
GET HIM!
695
00:40:16,633 --> 00:40:18,600
WATCH IT!
696
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,300
ART! ART!
697
00:40:23,467 --> 00:40:25,600
I GOT HIM!
I GOT HIM!
698
00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:29,900
JUST LIKE DOWNTOWN.
699
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:33,200
OK. NO MORE CHARITY.
NOW WE'RE GOING TO PLAY.
700
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,200
HEY, MAN. DEFENSE!
WATCH THE DEFENSE!
701
00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:40,834
I GOT HIM!
I GOT HIM!
702
00:40:40,834 --> 00:40:42,000
YEAH!
703
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,166
JOE, WHAT'S THE SCORE?
704
00:40:48,166 --> 00:40:50,633
7 TO 1,
FOR GOD'S SAKE!
705
00:40:51,467 --> 00:40:52,633
YEAH!
706
00:40:56,734 --> 00:40:58,133
SHOOT!
707
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,066
8 TO 2.
WE'RE CATCHING UP!
708
00:41:02,066 --> 00:41:03,567
GUARD YOUR MAN!
709
00:41:03,567 --> 00:41:04,867
GUARD YOUR--WHERE?
710
00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:09,600
HEY!
WATCH HIM!
711
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,200
HERE WE GO!
712
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,166
GOT IT!
713
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:16,266
THAT'S 9 TO 2.
YOU GUYS GIVE UP?
714
00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:18,433
NO. DO YOU?
715
00:41:20,533 --> 00:41:21,834
TIME OUT.
716
00:41:21,834 --> 00:41:23,533
TIME OUT,
COME ON.
717
00:41:23,533 --> 00:41:25,700
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU POOPED?
718
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:26,834
FELLAS.
719
00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:28,066
FELLAS!
720
00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:30,734
OK,
I THINK IT'S TIME
721
00:41:30,734 --> 00:41:32,467
WE SHOWED THEM
WHAT WE LEARNED.
722
00:41:32,467 --> 00:41:34,000
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
723
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
I COULDN'T
AGREE MORE.
724
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,400
LET'S GO.
725
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,133
NOW, BOYS. NOW.
726
00:41:40,133 --> 00:41:42,567
WATCH IT!
HOLD HIM!
727
00:41:43,967 --> 00:41:45,867
GO, ART, GO!
728
00:41:45,867 --> 00:41:48,867
GET YOUR MAN! STAY ON HIM.
COME ON, TAKE IT!
729
00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:51,600
WOW!
730
00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:56,734
GREAT, JOE, GREAT!
731
00:41:56,734 --> 00:41:58,600
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
732
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,734
GO, BEN, GO!
733
00:42:03,734 --> 00:42:06,500
HOORAY!
YEAH!
734
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,533
WHAT'S THE SCORE?
735
00:42:07,533 --> 00:42:09,300
10 TO 5.
GUARD YOUR MAN!
736
00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:12,400
WHICH ONE IS MY--
I SAY, WHICH ONE IS MY M--
737
00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:15,500
WATCH IT!
738
00:42:17,967 --> 00:42:19,567
COVER HIM!
739
00:42:21,533 --> 00:42:23,500
ATTA BOY!
740
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,567
ARE YOU MY MAN?
741
00:42:33,266 --> 00:42:35,367
9-10, YOUR FAVOR.
GETTING NERVOUS?
742
00:42:57,867 --> 00:43:01,000
AAH!
743
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,800
YEAH!
744
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,900
ART!
745
00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:07,600
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!
746
00:43:11,767 --> 00:43:13,934
HALLELUJAH!
747
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,033
10-10.
NEXT BASKET WINS.
748
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,066
ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!
749
00:43:25,467 --> 00:43:26,834
OVER HERE!
750
00:43:26,834 --> 00:43:28,200
BERNIE!
751
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,967
IN YOUR FACE,
JUNIOR.
752
00:43:49,967 --> 00:43:52,000
AHH! BERNIE!
753
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,567
BERNIE!
754
00:44:01,533 --> 00:44:03,033
OH.
755
00:44:03,033 --> 00:44:04,533
OH!
756
00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:06,033
THAT IS
TO DIE!
757
00:44:06,033 --> 00:44:07,533
IT SURE IS.
758
00:44:07,533 --> 00:44:10,500
THE PRICE TAG ALONE
WOULD KILL YOU.
759
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,867
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TRY IT ON.
760
00:44:11,867 --> 00:44:13,967
OH, ARE YOU KIDDING?
761
00:44:13,967 --> 00:44:15,567
I'VE NEVER SHOPPED
IN A STORE LIKE THIS.
762
00:44:15,567 --> 00:44:16,700
ME, EITHER.
763
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:19,433
WHERE WOULD ANY OF US WEAR
A GET-UP LIKE THAT?
764
00:44:19,433 --> 00:44:21,433
IN OUR DREAMS.
765
00:44:21,433 --> 00:44:24,033
THAT SETTLES IT.
766
00:44:34,967 --> 00:44:38,066
OH! IT'S TERRIFIC!
767
00:44:41,433 --> 00:44:43,767
TA-DA!
768
00:44:43,767 --> 00:44:45,433
OH.
769
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:47,033
OH, MY.
770
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,567
GORGEOUS.
771
00:44:58,734 --> 00:45:00,567
AAH!
772
00:45:17,834 --> 00:45:20,133
I DON'T
BELIEVE IT!
773
00:45:21,533 --> 00:45:23,533
OH!
774
00:45:23,533 --> 00:45:25,133
OH, WOW!
775
00:45:34,567 --> 00:45:36,066
OH.
776
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,600
BESS.
OH!
777
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,100
Salesgirl: I'LL GET
HER SOME WATER.
778
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:41,066
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
CALL A DOCTOR?
779
00:45:41,066 --> 00:45:42,266
Mary: ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
780
00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:59,600
HOW ABOUT
SOME HOT COFFEE?
781
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,166
I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT COULD BE WRONG.
782
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:07,600
SHE WAS
IN PERFECT HEALTH,
783
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,367
AND THE MINUTE WE GET
BACK, THIS HAPPENS.
784
00:46:13,066 --> 00:46:16,533
THERE ISN'T ANY JUSTICE.
IF THERE WERE,
785
00:46:16,533 --> 00:46:18,033
IT WOULD BE ME IN THERE,
NOT HER.
786
00:46:18,033 --> 00:46:20,033
NOW, DON'T BE
RIDICULOUS.
787
00:46:20,033 --> 00:46:23,066
OH, I'M NOT. YOU
DON'T KNOW HER, JOE.
788
00:46:23,066 --> 00:46:25,633
NOT THE WAY I DO.
789
00:46:27,066 --> 00:46:29,066
SHE'S THE MOST
GENEROUS,
790
00:46:29,066 --> 00:46:32,200
LOVING, AND GIVING
PERSON...
791
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,033
I'VE EVER MET.
792
00:46:35,066 --> 00:46:37,867
SHE'S
THE ONLY ONE...
793
00:46:37,867 --> 00:46:41,033
THAT'S EVER
REALLY LOVED ME.
794
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:45,834
I'D TRADE PLACES WITH HER
IN A HEARTBEAT...
795
00:46:47,066 --> 00:46:48,667
IF I COULD.
796
00:46:57,333 --> 00:47:01,667
[BUZZING]
797
00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:16,033
OK. JUST A FEW
MORE INCHES, BOB.
798
00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:18,133
YOU'RE DOING
VERY WELL.
799
00:47:32,033 --> 00:47:33,800
[DRILL STOPS]
ALL RIGHT.
800
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,166
THAT'S FINE.
801
00:47:35,166 --> 00:47:37,133
DOUG? FRED?
802
00:47:37,133 --> 00:47:39,233
LET'S LIFT IT OFF.
803
00:47:40,633 --> 00:47:42,000
CAREFULLY.
804
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,734
CAREFUL.
805
00:48:09,667 --> 00:48:12,166
DON'T BE AFRAID.
806
00:48:30,133 --> 00:48:32,166
YOU GUYS OK?
807
00:48:39,367 --> 00:48:41,533
WHAT ARE WE
DOING, GANG?
808
00:48:42,667 --> 00:48:45,033
THEY'VE OPENED
THE COCOON, JACK.
809
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,667
IS HE GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT?
810
00:48:48,667 --> 00:48:50,200
FOR A SHORT TIME.
811
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,700
BUT IF HE DOESN'T GET
AN INFUSION OF LIFEFORCE SOON,
812
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:54,734
HE'LL WEAKEN QUICKLY.
813
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:03,700
MR. SELWYN?
814
00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:06,200
THAT'S ME, DOCTOR.
HOW IS SHE?
815
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,900
SHE'S FINE.
WELL, CONSIDERING HER AGE
816
00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:11,834
AND THE FACT THAT SHE'S
6 WEEKS PREGNANT.
817
00:49:11,834 --> 00:49:15,133
HA HA HA! WHY,
YOU SMUTTY OLD DEVIL.
818
00:49:15,133 --> 00:49:16,633
PR-PR-PREGNANT?
819
00:49:16,633 --> 00:49:18,633
VERY IMPRESSIVE,
MR. SELWYN.
820
00:49:18,633 --> 00:49:21,333
THIS ONE'S DEFINITELY
GOING IN THE BOOKS.
821
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,133
CONGRATULATIONS.
822
00:49:23,133 --> 00:49:25,100
THAT'S WONDERFUL!
823
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:26,633
SHE'S PREG--
824
00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:28,200
PREGNANT?
825
00:49:37,367 --> 00:49:38,400
SAFE!
826
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,266
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!
827
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,133
HOLD IT A SECOND.
LET ME CLEAN THE PLATE.
828
00:49:49,133 --> 00:49:51,233
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
LET'S PLAY BALL!
829
00:49:55,133 --> 00:49:57,633
COME ON, KID,
BE A HITTER!
830
00:49:57,633 --> 00:49:59,700
COME ON, DAVID,
YOU CAN DO IT!
831
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:03,000
STRIKE 2!
832
00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:08,767
COME ON, DAVID,
WE NEED THIS!
833
00:50:10,333 --> 00:50:12,900
YOU CAN DO IT!
LET'S PLAY BALL!
834
00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:15,633
STRIKE 3!
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
835
00:50:15,633 --> 00:50:17,567
[SARCASTIC]
NICE JOB.
836
00:50:17,567 --> 00:50:19,200
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
837
00:50:24,633 --> 00:50:26,200
WELL...
838
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,200
HOW YOU DOING?
839
00:50:31,133 --> 00:50:33,400
FINE, CONSIDERING
I'M THE WORST PLAYER
840
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,400
IN THE WHOLE LEAGUE.
841
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,600
THAT DON'T SOUND
LIKE THE FELLA
842
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,567
I SAW HIT THE BALL
YESTERDAY.
843
00:50:40,567 --> 00:50:42,266
I TOLD YOU.
844
00:50:42,266 --> 00:50:43,934
IT'S DIFFERENT
WHEN I'M WITH YOU.
845
00:50:43,934 --> 00:50:45,367
YOU WANT ME
TO HIT IT.
846
00:50:45,367 --> 00:50:47,934
AND YOU THINK YOUR PALS
DON'T WANT YOU TO HIT IT,
847
00:50:47,934 --> 00:50:49,033
IS THAT IT?
848
00:50:49,033 --> 00:50:52,700
I'M JUST NO GOOD AT STUFF.
I ALWAYS MESS UP.
849
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:55,300
YOU KNOW,
THAT COULD BE TRUE.
850
00:50:58,233 --> 00:50:59,800
I DON'T KNOW.
851
00:51:01,934 --> 00:51:03,767
BUT I KNOW YOU'RE
NOT THE ONLY KID
852
00:51:03,767 --> 00:51:06,367
THAT EVER FELT
SCARED OR ANXIOUS
853
00:51:06,367 --> 00:51:08,367
OR COULDN'T HIT
A BASEBALL.
854
00:51:08,367 --> 00:51:09,667
YOU SEE,
WHEN I WAS A KID
855
00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:11,100
PLAYING BASEBALL,
856
00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:13,133
A LITTLE YOUNGER
THAN YOU,
857
00:51:13,133 --> 00:51:16,133
THEY ALWAYS SENT ME
TO RIGHT FIELD.
858
00:51:16,133 --> 00:51:18,800
THAT'S WHERE
THEY SEND THE DUDS.
859
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,667
AND THEN WHEN
I GOT UP TO BAT,
860
00:51:20,667 --> 00:51:21,734
THERE WAS NO WAY
IN THE WORLD
861
00:51:21,734 --> 00:51:22,900
I COULD EVER HIT
THAT BALL.
862
00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:24,200
BUT YOU CAN DO IT NOW.
863
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,333
SURE, I CAN.
864
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,900
BUT, SEE,
I'VE HAD MY WHOLE LIFE
865
00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:28,500
TO WORK ON IT.
866
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:31,900
YOU CAN HIT, TOO.
I'VE SEEN YOU.
867
00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:36,667
YOU SEE, IT LOOKS TO ME
LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
868
00:51:36,667 --> 00:51:38,400
IS LISTENING TO
A LOT OF PEOPLE TELL YOU
869
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,066
YOU CAN'T DO IT,
870
00:51:40,066 --> 00:51:42,734
WHEN MAYBE WHAT
YOU SHOULD BE DOING
871
00:51:42,734 --> 00:51:46,533
IS LISTEN TO YOURSELF
SAY THAT YOU CAN.
872
00:51:46,533 --> 00:51:49,033
AND I WANT YOU TO
REMEMBER SOMETHING.
873
00:51:49,033 --> 00:51:51,166
I LOVE YOU.
874
00:51:51,166 --> 00:51:52,600
AND ALL I WANT FOR YOU
875
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,700
IS THE VERY BEST
THAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER,
876
00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:57,033
BUT, SEE,
877
00:51:57,033 --> 00:51:59,667
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO
AND GET IT YOURSELF.
878
00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:01,867
YEAH.
879
00:52:01,867 --> 00:52:04,767
NOW, THINK ABOUT THAT,
WILL YOU?
880
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,767
OK.
881
00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:12,700
THANKS, GRANDPA.
882
00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:18,567
MR. FINLEY?
883
00:52:26,667 --> 00:52:29,734
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
A SEAT, MR. FINLEY?
884
00:52:31,133 --> 00:52:33,166
AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS.
885
00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:36,166
WE DON'T REALLY NEED
TO TALK, DOCTOR.
886
00:52:36,166 --> 00:52:38,667
JUST TELL ME
WHAT'S WRONG.
887
00:52:38,667 --> 00:52:42,266
YOU HAD LEUKEMIA
A FEW YEARS BACK,
888
00:52:42,266 --> 00:52:44,900
BUT IT WENT INTO COMPLETE
REMISSION, RIGHT?
889
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,633
RIGHT.
890
00:52:46,633 --> 00:52:49,100
I'VE GOT IT AGAIN,
HAVEN'T I?
891
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:50,700
YES.
892
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:54,066
I'D LIKE TO GET YOU
STARTED ON CHEMO.
893
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,700
HOW LONG HAVE I GOT,
DOCTOR?
894
00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:00,700
THE DISEASE
IS UNPREDICTABLE.
895
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:02,200
IT MAY SPREAD
QUICKLY,
896
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,266
OR IT MAY GO INTO
PERIODIC REMISSION.
897
00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:09,200
6 MONTHS.
6 YEARS.
898
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,834
I HONESTLY
DON'T KNOW.
899
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,367
GREAT.
900
00:53:15,367 --> 00:53:16,867
AND MAGNETIC READINGS
ARE STILL THE SAME.
901
00:53:16,867 --> 00:53:20,700
IT'S, UH,
IT'S BEEN CONSTANT.
902
00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:22,200
I'LL TAKE OVER
FOR A WHILE.
903
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,200
OK.
904
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,734
Scientist: THERE IS
SLIGHT VARIATION
905
00:53:24,734 --> 00:53:27,066
AS IT APPROACHES...
906
00:53:32,233 --> 00:53:33,400
Second scientist:
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
907
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,567
[SCIENTISTS CONTINUE,
INDISTINCT]
908
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,767
IF ONLY YOU COULD TALK.
909
00:53:51,066 --> 00:53:53,767
[WATCH ALARM BEEPS]
910
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,967
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
911
00:53:57,967 --> 00:53:59,400
[ELECTRONIC CHIRPING]
912
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:09,500
DID YOU DO THAT?
913
00:54:16,934 --> 00:54:18,200
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
914
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:19,433
[BEEPING]
915
00:54:19,433 --> 00:54:23,133
[CHIRPING]
916
00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:38,266
IS HE DOING WHAT
I THINK HE'S DOING?
917
00:54:38,266 --> 00:54:40,900
I THINK SO.
CALL DR. BARON.
918
00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:42,100
RIGHT.
919
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:23,934
[PANTING BREATHS]
920
00:55:23,934 --> 00:55:27,033
RELAX.
921
00:55:28,467 --> 00:55:31,467
CONTRACTION ENDS.
922
00:55:31,467 --> 00:55:36,033
NOW TAKE A DEEP,
CLEANSING BREATH.
923
00:55:38,967 --> 00:55:42,066
OH, THAT'S
MY LITTLE MUMMY.
924
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,934
HI.
925
00:55:56,934 --> 00:55:58,400
THANK GOODNESS.
926
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:02,333
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ORGANIZE
A SEARCH PARTY.
927
00:56:02,333 --> 00:56:04,800
I HAVE SO MUCH
TO TELL YOU.
928
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,166
ME, TOO.
929
00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:08,967
SORRY I'M LATE.
930
00:56:08,967 --> 00:56:10,867
THE MARKET WAS JAMMED.
931
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:13,667
THIS HAS BEEN
THE MOST INCREDIBLE DAY.
932
00:56:13,667 --> 00:56:16,333
FIRST BESS...
AND THEN, GUESS WHAT.
933
00:56:16,333 --> 00:56:19,300
I MET A WOMAN
WHO RUNS A PRESCHOOL
934
00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:20,834
FOR FOSTER CHILDREN.
935
00:56:20,834 --> 00:56:23,834
SHE JUST CALLED
AND OFFERED ME A JOB.
936
00:56:23,834 --> 00:56:25,333
ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?
937
00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:28,834
IN ALL MY LIFE, NO ONE'S
EVER OFFERED ME A JOB.
938
00:56:28,834 --> 00:56:30,200
SHE SAID SHE WAS IMPRESSED
939
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,533
BY THE WAY I HANDLED
THE CHILDREN.
940
00:56:32,533 --> 00:56:34,667
SO...WHAT DID
YOU TELL HER?
941
00:56:34,667 --> 00:56:36,200
WELL, I SAID THAT I'D
HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.
942
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,734
I'M GOING BACK TOMORROW
JUST TO HELP OUT.
943
00:56:38,734 --> 00:56:40,734
HOW CAN YOU TAKE A JOB
944
00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:42,233
WHEN WE'RE LEAVING
IN 2 DAYS' TIME?
945
00:56:42,233 --> 00:56:44,667
JOE, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE,
946
00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:46,500
I WAS JUST PLEASED
TO GET THE OFFER.
947
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:48,900
I DIDN'T SAY
I WAS TAKING IT.
948
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:51,767
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TURN
HER DOWN ON THE SPOT?
949
00:56:51,767 --> 00:56:55,567
I DON'T KNOW.
I SUPPOSE I JUST WANTED
950
00:56:55,567 --> 00:56:58,333
THE FANTASY TO LAST
A LITTLE LONGER.
951
00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,367
I'LL TELL HER
TOMORROW.
952
00:57:00,367 --> 00:57:02,633
WHAT'S YOUR NEWS?
953
00:57:02,633 --> 00:57:05,867
WHAT? OH, UH...
954
00:57:05,867 --> 00:57:09,400
THOSE GROCERIES ARE
A LOT MORE EXPENSIVE
955
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,066
THAN THEY USED TO BE.
956
00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:15,200
Man:
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
957
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,200
WE'RE GOING TO START
THE DEMONSTRATION NOW.
958
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,767
SARA...
959
00:57:18,767 --> 00:57:20,333
PLEASE.
960
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,333
SEE?
961
00:57:51,767 --> 00:57:53,800
[LAUGHTER]
962
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,867
YOU CAN'T FOOL HIM,
YOU SEE?
963
00:58:01,834 --> 00:58:03,367
OH.
964
00:58:15,233 --> 00:58:16,767
I'M GOING TO MAKE
ARRANGEMENTS
965
00:58:16,767 --> 00:58:19,200
TO MOVE HIM
TO A SECURE LOCATION.
966
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,734
I WANT TO KEEP
THIS VERY QUIET.
967
00:58:21,734 --> 00:58:23,100
FINE.
968
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:25,800
Officer: GOOD WORK.
JOB WELL DONE.
969
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,133
THANK YOU.
970
00:58:27,133 --> 00:58:28,500
CONGRATULATIONS.
971
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:32,200
I AM VERY IMPRESSED
WITH YOU AND YOUR FACILITY.
972
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,867
MY REPORTS TO THE JOINT CHIEFS
WILL REFLECT THAT.
973
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,734
ALL I'M SAYING IS
WE HAVE NO IDEA
974
00:58:38,734 --> 00:58:40,367
HOW A DRASTIC CHANGE
IN ENVIRONMENT
975
00:58:40,367 --> 00:58:41,800
MIGHT AFFECT HIM.
976
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,667
I MEAN, HE'S OBVIOUSLY
LOSING HIS STRENGTH,
977
00:58:43,667 --> 00:58:46,033
AND A DEAD ALIEN ISN'T
GONNA DO YOU OR THE MILITARY
978
00:58:46,033 --> 00:58:47,033
OR ANYBODY ELSE
ANY GOOD.
979
00:58:47,033 --> 00:58:48,200
COME ON, NOW, SARA,
980
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,367
I KNOW
YOU'RE FOND OF HIM,
981
00:58:49,367 --> 00:58:50,800
BUT DON'T LET
YOUR EMOTIONS
982
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,533
OVERRULE YOUR
SCIENTIFIC JUDGMENT.
983
00:58:53,533 --> 00:58:56,734
YOU'RE NOT GIVING HIM TO M.I.T.
OR THE SMITHSONIAN.
984
00:58:56,734 --> 00:58:58,533
YOU'RE TURNING HIM OVER
TO THE AIR FORCE.
985
00:58:58,533 --> 00:59:00,600
WE ARE TURNING HIM OVER
TO THE GOVERNMENT.
986
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,900
THERE'S A GENUINE NATIONAL
SECURITY ISSUE HERE.
987
00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:30,800
THERE YOU ARE.
988
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,266
HELLO, JACK.
989
00:59:32,266 --> 00:59:34,533
HEY...
990
00:59:34,533 --> 00:59:36,533
GOT YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHING.
991
00:59:36,533 --> 00:59:39,767
SORT OF A GET-YOUR-MIND-
OFF-YOUR-PROBLEMS PRESENT.
992
00:59:45,433 --> 00:59:47,834
THANK YOU.
993
00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:49,667
I REALLY LOVE IT.
994
00:59:49,667 --> 00:59:52,000
ME, TOO.
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
995
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,166
WHY WE'RE NOT SELLING
MORE OF THEM.
996
00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:56,367
YOU'RE
A GOOD FRIEND, JACK.
997
00:59:56,367 --> 00:59:57,667
FRIEND?
998
00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:59,166
FRIEND, FRIEND,
FRIEND, FRIEND.
999
00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:01,533
KITTY, WE'RE MORE
THAN FRIENDS.
1000
01:00:01,533 --> 01:00:03,033
WE SHARED OURSELVES
AND EVERYTHING.
1001
01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:04,600
WOULD YOU LIKE IT
1002
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,633
IF WE SHARED
OURSELVES AGAIN?
1003
01:00:06,633 --> 01:00:08,800
LIKE IT?
OH, I WOULD LOVE IT.
1004
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,166
I'VE BEEN DREAMING
ABOUT IT FOR 5 YEARS.
1005
01:00:11,166 --> 01:00:12,867
WELL, THEN LET'S GO BACK
TO YOUR CABIN.
1006
01:00:12,867 --> 01:00:15,567
HUH? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
1007
01:00:15,567 --> 01:00:18,333
YOU ANTAREANS MAY HAVE
THE MARKET CORNERED
1008
01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:20,400
IN SHARING YOURSELVES,
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
1009
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,467
THE FIRST THING
ABOUT ROMANCE.
1010
01:00:21,467 --> 01:00:24,033
I MEAN, KITTY,
I'M THE KIND OF GUY,
1011
01:00:24,033 --> 01:00:27,734
I NEED TO HAVE A NICE
DINNER, YOU KNOW,
1012
01:00:27,734 --> 01:00:31,133
AND MUSIC,
A LITTLE CANDLELIGHT.
1013
01:00:31,133 --> 01:00:32,333
I CHARMINGLY
CONVINCE YOU
1014
01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:35,867
TO ASK ME BACK TO YOUR CABIN
FOR A NIGHTCAP,
1015
01:00:35,867 --> 01:00:38,533
AND THEN...
1016
01:00:38,533 --> 01:00:42,200
WE SHARE
OUR BRAINS OUT.
1017
01:00:51,967 --> 01:00:53,533
HOP IN!
1018
01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:01,000
OH!
1019
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,033
[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]
1020
01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:14,433
HOW CAN YOU STAND
THIS RACKET?
1021
01:01:14,433 --> 01:01:15,667
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1022
01:01:15,667 --> 01:01:17,533
THIS IS
A TERRIFIC JOINT.
1023
01:01:17,533 --> 01:01:19,300
I HAVEN'T HEARD
A WORD OF ENGLISH
1024
01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:21,667
SINCE WE WALKED
INTO THE PLACE.
1025
01:01:21,667 --> 01:01:23,533
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
WHEN YOU WANT TO,
1026
01:01:23,533 --> 01:01:24,834
YOU DO A GREAT
IMPRESSION
1027
01:01:24,834 --> 01:01:26,767
OF AN OLD FART.
1028
01:01:26,767 --> 01:01:28,133
OH, THANKS!
1029
01:01:28,133 --> 01:01:30,400
OH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
1030
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,433
OOH HOO OOH!
1031
01:01:32,433 --> 01:01:35,200
I CAN'T WAIT.
1032
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:36,834
MMM!
1033
01:01:36,834 --> 01:01:38,500
WHAT IS THIS?
1034
01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:40,500
IT'S CUBAN PUNCH,
1035
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:42,700
AND IT'S DELICIOUS.
1036
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:43,834
GO AHEAD, BERNIE.
1037
01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:45,200
YOU'LL PROBABLY
HATE IT,
1038
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,133
BUT GO AHEAD.
FORCE YOURSELF.
1039
01:01:56,834 --> 01:01:59,500
UH-HUH.
1040
01:02:05,633 --> 01:02:06,934
BERNIE.
1041
01:02:06,934 --> 01:02:08,100
BERNIE.
1042
01:02:08,100 --> 01:02:09,600
OH, MY GOD.
1043
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,166
YOU ARE
A REAL NUT CASE.
1044
01:02:11,166 --> 01:02:14,934
THAT'S
151 PROOF RUM!
1045
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,867
AHH!
1046
01:02:18,867 --> 01:02:20,900
MAYBE I WAS THIRSTY.
1047
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,467
WAITRESS!
1048
01:02:22,467 --> 01:02:24,300
OH, WAITRESS!
1049
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:29,967
THIS WAY.
1050
01:02:32,033 --> 01:02:34,367
I TELL YOU, THIS
PLACE MUST BE GREAT.
1051
01:02:34,367 --> 01:02:37,066
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
WE JUST ORDERED.
1052
01:02:37,066 --> 01:02:39,567
IS THIS A RITUAL
THAT'S COMMONLY PRACTICED
1053
01:02:39,567 --> 01:02:41,033
BEFORE PEOPLE
SHARE THEMSELVES?
1054
01:02:41,033 --> 01:02:43,500
OH, YES. ABSOLUTELY,
ABSOLUTELY.
1055
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:45,300
SEE,
THIS IS ROMANTIC.
1056
01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:48,700
YOU GOT CHAMPAGNE,
AMBIANCE, YOU KNOW?
1057
01:02:48,700 --> 01:02:50,533
GETS YOU
IN THE MOOD.
1058
01:02:50,533 --> 01:02:53,000
MMM!
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
1059
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000
VOILA!
BON APPETIT.
1060
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,600
GRACIAS.
1061
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,100
WHAT IS THIS,
JACK?
1062
01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:00,133
UH...
THIS IS, UM...
1063
01:03:00,133 --> 01:03:01,700
OH,
THIS IS BON APPETIT.
1064
01:03:01,700 --> 01:03:03,500
THIS IS FRENCH FOOD.
1065
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:04,767
SEE, IT'S TERRIFIQUE.
1066
01:03:04,767 --> 01:03:07,734
THEY DON'T SAY TERRIFIC.
THEY SAY TERRIFIQUE.
1067
01:03:07,734 --> 01:03:09,600
MMM.
1068
01:03:11,266 --> 01:03:12,700
YOU OK?
1069
01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:18,333
JACK...
1070
01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:19,533
HMM?
1071
01:03:19,533 --> 01:03:21,867
I WANT TO RUB
THIS BON APPETIT
1072
01:03:21,867 --> 01:03:24,767
OVER EVERY INCH
OF YOUR BODY.
1073
01:03:24,767 --> 01:03:26,300
[CLANK]
1074
01:03:26,300 --> 01:03:27,767
WELL, THEN...
1075
01:03:27,767 --> 01:03:29,300
HA HA!
1076
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:30,433
REALLY?
1077
01:03:30,433 --> 01:03:32,367
HA HA HA! YEAH.
1078
01:03:32,367 --> 01:03:33,934
HA HA!
1079
01:03:33,934 --> 01:03:35,467
WELL, LET'S DO IT.
LET'S DO IT.
1080
01:03:35,467 --> 01:03:38,133
WE'LL GET AN ORDER
TO GO.
1081
01:03:38,133 --> 01:03:41,700
UH, GARCON.
UH, SEÑOR.
1082
01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:44,200
HA HA HA!
1083
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,600
WHAT DID I SAY?
I SAID SOMETHING FUNNY?
1084
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,100
HA HA! YEAH.
1085
01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:49,533
HA HA.
1086
01:03:49,533 --> 01:03:50,934
HA HA HA!
1087
01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:57,133
OOPS! I GUESS THAT BITE GOT
AWAY FROM YOU, HUH, HONEY?
1088
01:03:57,133 --> 01:03:58,934
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
1089
01:03:58,934 --> 01:04:02,300
I'M REALLY ENJOYING
THIS BON APPETIT, JACK.
1090
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,433
OHH...KITTY,
YOU'RE HAVING SOME SORT
1091
01:04:08,433 --> 01:04:10,600
OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL REACTION
TO THIS STUFF.
1092
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:12,400
DON'T BE SILLY.
I FEEL WONDERFUL.
1093
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,166
WELL, I THINK MAYBE
THE BEST THING WOULD BE--
1094
01:04:15,166 --> 01:04:16,600
NO, JACK.
KITTY, PLEASE.
1095
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:17,800
HMM, NO.
1096
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,033
KITTY, LISTEN TO ME.
JACK...
1097
01:04:19,033 --> 01:04:20,133
YOU GOTTA TRUST ME.
1098
01:04:20,133 --> 01:04:21,367
NO. JACK!
TRUST ME ON THIS.
1099
01:04:21,367 --> 01:04:23,166
JACK!
OH!
1100
01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:29,300
OH, HONEY,
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
1101
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:30,700
DON'T YOU WANT
YOUR ENTREE?
1102
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:32,400
OH, MY GOD!
1103
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:33,467
NO, JACK,
1104
01:04:33,467 --> 01:04:36,734
I WANT TO SHARE MYSELF
WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
1105
01:04:36,734 --> 01:04:40,066
OH, OH...
1106
01:04:40,066 --> 01:04:42,367
WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA
1107
01:04:42,367 --> 01:04:44,233
IN FRONT OF
ALL THESE NICE PEOPLE.
1108
01:04:45,900 --> 01:04:47,233
OH, HOLD IT, KITTY.
1109
01:04:47,233 --> 01:04:48,600
DON'T DO IT.
1110
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:50,300
NOT HERE.
NOT HERE, KITTY, PLEASE.
1111
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:51,734
HEADS UP!
1112
01:05:06,567 --> 01:05:09,166
MUST BE
SOMETHING SHE ATE.
1113
01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:14,900
INCOMING!
1114
01:05:21,133 --> 01:05:22,967
KEEP THE CHANGE!
1115
01:05:22,967 --> 01:05:26,066
[CONGA MUSIC PLAYING]
1116
01:06:02,867 --> 01:06:05,033
[SLOW RUMBA PLAYING]
1117
01:06:05,033 --> 01:06:08,700
Ruby: YOU KNOW, I FIGURED OUT
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
1118
01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:10,700
YEAH? WHAT?
1119
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:13,066
ONCE A PERSON GETS PAST
1120
01:06:13,066 --> 01:06:15,300
THAT TIGHT-ASSED
ROUTINE OF YOURS,
1121
01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:17,500
YOU'RE NOT A BAD GUY.
1122
01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:19,000
NO?
1123
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,867
NO, AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE, LEFKOWITZ.
1124
01:06:22,867 --> 01:06:25,467
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
1125
01:06:25,467 --> 01:06:28,400
IMITATION OF AN OWL.
1126
01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:40,066
I THINK
YOU'RE VERY PRETTY.
1127
01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:43,066
YOU DO?
1128
01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:47,433
THANKS.
1129
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,633
ROSE!
1130
01:07:25,633 --> 01:07:27,600
BERNIE?
1131
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,300
ROSIE?
1132
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:33,133
HEY, BERNIE!
1133
01:07:34,567 --> 01:07:37,066
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU SICK OR SOMETHING?
1134
01:07:37,066 --> 01:07:40,066
THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME.
1135
01:07:40,066 --> 01:07:41,700
JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1136
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:43,233
I CAN'T DO THIS
TO ROSE.
1137
01:07:43,233 --> 01:07:44,867
I THINK
WE BETTER GO NOW.
1138
01:07:44,867 --> 01:07:46,367
BULLSHIT!
1139
01:07:46,367 --> 01:07:48,533
BERNIE, BULLSHIT!
1140
01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:52,133
YOUR WIFE IS JUST AN EXCUSE,
YOU KNOW THAT?
1141
01:07:52,133 --> 01:07:54,967
SHE'S JUST AN EXCUSE SO YOU
DON'T HAVE TO GO ON LIVING.
1142
01:07:54,967 --> 01:07:56,767
WELL, GUESS WHAT,
BUSTER!
1143
01:07:56,767 --> 01:07:58,567
LIFE GOES ON!
1144
01:07:58,567 --> 01:08:02,033
AND IF YOU HAD ANY--
IF YOU'LL PARDON MY FRENCH--
1145
01:08:02,033 --> 01:08:05,100
BALLS, YOU'D FACE UP TO
THE FACT THAT SHE'S DEAD.
1146
01:08:05,100 --> 01:08:06,867
ROSE IS DEAD, BERNIE,
1147
01:08:06,867 --> 01:08:08,834
AND YOU'RE NOT!
1148
01:08:13,533 --> 01:08:15,500
OHH...
1149
01:08:18,734 --> 01:08:20,400
AHH...
1150
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,500
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1151
01:08:24,433 --> 01:08:27,633
UM...I, UM...
1152
01:08:27,633 --> 01:08:29,633
I WAS GOING THROUGH
1153
01:08:29,633 --> 01:08:32,100
ONE OF SUSAN'S
PHOTO ALBUMS TODAY,
1154
01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:35,100
AND THERE WERE
SOME PICTURES OF DAVID
1155
01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:40,367
ON HIS 14th BIRTHDAY
AND AT A NEW YEAR'S PARTY.
1156
01:08:42,633 --> 01:08:46,633
IT'S 5 YEARS OF HIS GROWING UP
THAT WE'VE MISSED.
1157
01:08:46,633 --> 01:08:49,133
THIS IS OUR FAMILY.
1158
01:08:49,133 --> 01:08:53,700
MY LIFE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY MEANING WITHOUT THEM.
1159
01:08:55,633 --> 01:08:59,166
BEN, I WANT US
TO STAY HERE.
1160
01:08:59,166 --> 01:09:02,433
I WANT US ALL
TO BE TOGETHER.
1161
01:09:02,433 --> 01:09:04,667
LOOK, I KNOW
YOU'RE WORRIED
1162
01:09:04,667 --> 01:09:07,166
ABOUT THE BOY
AND HIS MOTHER.
1163
01:09:07,166 --> 01:09:09,567
I'M WORRIED, TOO.
1164
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:13,500
LOOK AROUND, HONEY.
1165
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:16,433
EVERYBODY WE KNOW--
EXCEPT FOR BERNIE--
1166
01:09:16,433 --> 01:09:18,433
IS SICK OR DYING.
1167
01:09:18,433 --> 01:09:20,834
THEY'RE DROPPING
LIKE FLIES.
1168
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:26,433
HONEY, I DON'T WANT TO
WATCH THAT HAPPEN TO YOU.
1169
01:09:26,433 --> 01:09:29,400
I DON'T WANT IT
TO HAPPEN TO ME.
1170
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:32,467
AND WE CAN BEAT IT,
YOU KNOW.
1171
01:09:32,467 --> 01:09:34,800
BUT IT'S NOT RIGHT!
1172
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,266
PEOPLE SHOULDN'T
OUTLIVE THEIR CHILDREN.
1173
01:09:39,633 --> 01:09:42,200
DO YOU
WANT THE TRUTH?
1174
01:09:46,467 --> 01:09:48,800
I'M
SCARED OF DEATH.
1175
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:53,133
WELL, DON'T YOU THINK
I KNOW THAT?
1176
01:09:53,133 --> 01:09:57,100
I'M SCARED, TOO,
BUT NOT OF DYING.
1177
01:09:57,100 --> 01:10:00,633
I'M SCARED
OF LIVING WITHOUT YOU.
1178
01:10:00,633 --> 01:10:05,734
BUT I DON'T
WANT TO LEAVE HERE.
1179
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,500
GOOD MORNING.
HOW'S IT GOING?
1180
01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:25,967
GOOD.
1181
01:10:25,967 --> 01:10:30,500
I THINK WE CAN GET IN
AND OUT OF THE INSTITUTE
1182
01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,467
WITHOUT EVER
BEING DISCOVERED.
1183
01:10:32,467 --> 01:10:34,066
GREAT.
1184
01:10:36,467 --> 01:10:39,500
IT WAS SOME DATE
LAST NIGHT, HUH?
1185
01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,600
HOW YOU FEELING?
1186
01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:45,033
FOOLISH.
1187
01:10:45,033 --> 01:10:48,500
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER
THAN TO EAT SOMETHING
1188
01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:51,533
WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT IT WAS,
1189
01:10:51,533 --> 01:10:54,533
BUT THANK YOU
FOR TAKING CARE OF ME.
1190
01:10:54,533 --> 01:10:56,500
SO, WHERE
DID YOU SLEEP?
1191
01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:58,200
ARE YOU KIDDING?
SLEEP?
1192
01:10:58,200 --> 01:10:59,867
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT
1193
01:10:59,867 --> 01:11:02,200
WAITING FOR THE COPS
TO SHOW UP.
1194
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,367
I GUESS WE MADE
A CLEAN GETAWAY.
1195
01:11:04,367 --> 01:11:05,533
I'M SORRY, JACK.
1196
01:11:05,533 --> 01:11:08,500
IS THERE ANY WAY
I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
1197
01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:10,533
OH, COME ON, KITTY.
1198
01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:13,066
COMPARED TO
SOME OF MY DATES,
1199
01:11:13,066 --> 01:11:16,066
LAST NIGHT
WAS A RAGING SUCCESS.
1200
01:11:18,834 --> 01:11:19,834
I DON'T KNOW,
1201
01:11:19,834 --> 01:11:22,333
SOMETIMES I THINK
MAYBE I'LL BE...
1202
01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:25,066
ONE OF THOSE GUYS
WHO NEVER FINDS ANYONE,
1203
01:11:25,066 --> 01:11:27,700
LIVES ON TV DINNERS,
TALKS TO HIS DOG,
1204
01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:31,533
WHICH IS OK
'CAUSE I KIND OF LIKE DOGS.
1205
01:11:31,533 --> 01:11:34,467
JACK, I'D LIKE TO
SHOW YOU SOMETHING,
1206
01:11:34,467 --> 01:11:35,667
BUT IN ORDER
TO SEE IT,
1207
01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:37,233
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO CLOSE YOUR EYES.
1208
01:11:37,233 --> 01:11:40,900
THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE
ANYTHING KINKY NOW, IS IT?
1209
01:11:40,900 --> 01:11:43,000
NO, I DON'T
THINK SO.
1210
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,400
OK.
1211
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,600
HMM...
1212
01:12:05,834 --> 01:12:07,500
OHH...
1213
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:09,433
OH, WOW.
1214
01:13:58,300 --> 01:14:00,900
VITAL SIGNS
ARE DROPPING FAST.
1215
01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:04,700
RESPIRATION RATE'S DOWN.
LOOKS BAD.
1216
01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:07,533
I THINK THAT DOG
AND PONY SHOW WORE HIM OUT.
1217
01:14:07,533 --> 01:14:08,834
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1218
01:14:08,834 --> 01:14:12,934
I THINK IN A COUPLE DAYS
IT'LL BE OUT OF OUR HANDS.
1219
01:14:12,934 --> 01:14:15,300
THAT'S WHAT I THINK.
1220
01:14:23,567 --> 01:14:26,066
HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT'LL WORK?
1221
01:14:26,066 --> 01:14:27,867
IT HAS TO WORK. HE
WASN'T REVIVED PROPERLY.
1222
01:14:27,867 --> 01:14:30,867
IF WE DON'T
GET HIM BACK NOW,
1223
01:14:30,867 --> 01:14:32,367
HE WON'T SURVIVE.
1224
01:14:32,367 --> 01:14:34,066
WE NEED YOUR HELP.
1225
01:14:34,066 --> 01:14:35,567
I DON'T KNOW.
1226
01:14:35,567 --> 01:14:36,900
THANKS.
1227
01:14:36,900 --> 01:14:39,900
BREAKING INTO THAT PLACE
SOUNDS KIND OF RISKY,
1228
01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:42,400
ESPECIALLY NOW THAT
THE MILITARY'S INVOLVED.
1229
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:45,400
JOE'S RIGHT.
WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT?
1230
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:47,367
WILL YOU
LISTEN TO US?
1231
01:14:47,367 --> 01:14:49,533
WE'RE BACK
LESS THAN A WEEK,
1232
01:14:49,533 --> 01:14:51,533
AND ALREADY WE'RE
BEGINNING TO SOUND
1233
01:14:51,533 --> 01:14:53,066
LIKE A BUNCH OF
FRIGHTENED OLD GEEZERS.
1234
01:14:53,066 --> 01:14:54,900
HAVE WE FORGOTTEN
THEY'VE DONE FOR US,
1235
01:14:54,900 --> 01:14:56,066
WHAT THEY'VE GIVEN US?
1236
01:14:56,066 --> 01:14:57,900
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
WE OWE THEM EVERYTHING.
1237
01:14:57,900 --> 01:15:00,400
AND IF ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS
NEEDS HELP,
1238
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,400
I'M DAMN WELL
GOING TO GIVE IT.
1239
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,667
YOU CAN COUNT ME IN.
1240
01:15:05,567 --> 01:15:07,867
WELL, WE'RE IN.
1241
01:15:09,934 --> 01:15:11,266
OK.
1242
01:15:11,266 --> 01:15:12,934
COUNT US IN, TOO.
1243
01:15:12,934 --> 01:15:15,367
GOOD. ONCE WE GET
OUR FRIEND BACK,
1244
01:15:15,367 --> 01:15:17,533
WE'LL GO DIRECTLY TO
THE RENDEZVOUS POINT.
1245
01:15:17,533 --> 01:15:19,233
THE SHIP WILL MEET US
AT MIDNIGHT.
1246
01:15:19,233 --> 01:15:21,467
IF YOU HAVE ANY
UNFINISHED BUSINESS,
1247
01:15:21,467 --> 01:15:22,867
TODAY'S THE DAY TO DO IT.
1248
01:15:22,867 --> 01:15:24,233
JOE.
1249
01:15:25,433 --> 01:15:27,200
WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME, JOE?
1250
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:28,934
BERNIE...
1251
01:15:28,934 --> 01:15:31,033
DON'T YOU "BERNIE" ME.
1252
01:15:31,033 --> 01:15:34,100
YOU CAN ALL
GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.
1253
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,467
BERNIE.
1254
01:15:39,633 --> 01:15:41,567
GODDAMN IT, BERNIE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
1255
01:15:41,567 --> 01:15:44,400
WHEN WERE YOU
GOING TO TELL ME?
1256
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,900
OR WERE YOU GOING TO
LET ME FIND OUT
1257
01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:48,233
AFTER YOU'D GONE?
1258
01:15:48,233 --> 01:15:50,233
I DIDN'T HAVE
THE HEART TO TELL YOU
1259
01:15:50,233 --> 01:15:52,233
THAT WE'RE ONLY
GONNA STAY A FEW DAYS.
1260
01:15:52,233 --> 01:15:54,734
I'M SORRY, BUT I WAS
TRYING TO HELP YOU.
1261
01:15:54,734 --> 01:15:55,800
HELP ME?
1262
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:57,734
YOU JUST YANKED THE RUG
OUT FROM UNDER ME.
1263
01:15:57,734 --> 01:15:58,900
DO ME A FAVOR,
1264
01:15:58,900 --> 01:16:00,867
GO BE A GOOD SAMARITAN
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
1265
01:16:02,567 --> 01:16:05,533
YOU KNOW, BERNIE,
YOU ARE THE MOST MISERABLE,
1266
01:16:05,533 --> 01:16:08,133
SELF-CENTERED COMPLAINER
I'VE EVER MET.
1267
01:16:08,133 --> 01:16:10,233
OTHER PEOPLE
ARE IN PAIN.
1268
01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:11,600
OTHER PEOPLE ARE AFRAID.
1269
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,100
AND IF YOU'D OPEN
YOUR GODDAMN EYES
1270
01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:16,033
ONCE IN A WHILE,
YOU MIGHT SEE THAT.
1271
01:16:16,033 --> 01:16:17,533
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERN,
1272
01:16:17,533 --> 01:16:20,033
YOU CAN FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF
UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER.
1273
01:16:20,033 --> 01:16:22,934
YOU DON'T DESERVE
TO HAVE FRIENDS LIKE US.
1274
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,367
WHEE!
1275
01:16:31,367 --> 01:16:34,367
HERE. HERE IT IS.
NOW, YOU THROW IT.
1276
01:16:34,367 --> 01:16:36,867
THROW IT HARD.
THAT'S THE WAY!
1277
01:16:36,867 --> 01:16:39,367
THROW IT TO MARY.
1278
01:16:39,367 --> 01:16:41,033
OH!
1279
01:16:41,033 --> 01:16:43,700
COME ON. BRING IT.
1280
01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:46,400
THAT'S A GOOD THROW!
1281
01:16:47,734 --> 01:16:51,400
THERE, NOW.
YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY.
1282
01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:53,667
CATCH IT!
1283
01:16:54,834 --> 01:16:56,800
WHEE!
1284
01:17:03,367 --> 01:17:04,800
ANTHONY!
1285
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:05,834
I GOT IT!
1286
01:17:05,834 --> 01:17:07,500
ANTHONY!
1287
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:09,000
OH, NO!
1288
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:11,867
ANTHONY!
1289
01:17:18,834 --> 01:17:20,100
OH, GOD, NO!
1290
01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:22,767
SOMEONE, PLEASE,
CALL AN AMBULANCE!
1291
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,900
JOE.
1292
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:38,266
HELLO, BERNIE.
1293
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:43,400
I WENT LOOKING FOR YOU
AT THE MOTEL.
1294
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:46,367
RUBY TOLD ME. I COULDN'T
FIND THE OTHERS.
1295
01:17:46,367 --> 01:17:48,266
HOW IS SHE?
1296
01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:51,266
DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
1297
01:17:54,533 --> 01:17:57,533
REALLY SOMETHING
THE WAY THINGS WORK OUT.
1298
01:17:57,533 --> 01:18:00,533
SHE WAS SO HAPPY
TO BE BACK HERE,
1299
01:18:00,533 --> 01:18:03,533
AND THEN THIS HAPPENS.
1300
01:18:03,533 --> 01:18:05,867
DID YOU
EVER TELL HER?
1301
01:18:05,867 --> 01:18:07,867
TELL HER WHAT?
1302
01:18:07,867 --> 01:18:10,266
THAT
YOU'RE SICK AGAIN.
1303
01:18:13,567 --> 01:18:16,567
I'VE KNOWN YOU
OVER 30 YEARS, JOE.
1304
01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:19,000
AFTER YOU BLEW UP
THIS AFTERNOON,
1305
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,734
I FIGURED IT OUT.
1306
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:27,000
WILL YOU GET BETTER
IF YOU GO BACK?
1307
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,533
I GOT BETTER BEFORE.
1308
01:18:29,533 --> 01:18:33,233
YOU DON'T
GET SICK THERE.
1309
01:18:34,567 --> 01:18:36,133
MR. FINLEY?
1310
01:18:36,133 --> 01:18:38,133
THAT'S ME.
1311
01:18:38,133 --> 01:18:39,600
YOUR WIFE'S
VITAL SIGNS
1312
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:41,633
ARE STABLE
AT THE MOMENT,
1313
01:18:41,633 --> 01:18:42,900
BUT
SHE'S COMATOSE.
1314
01:18:42,900 --> 01:18:47,166
I DON'T EXPECT HER
TO LAST THE NIGHT.
1315
01:18:47,166 --> 01:18:49,433
I'M SORRY.
1316
01:19:07,367 --> 01:19:09,066
CAN I SEE HER?
1317
01:19:09,066 --> 01:19:11,133
YES, OF COURSE.
1318
01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:53,667
HONEY?
1319
01:19:53,667 --> 01:19:56,033
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
1320
01:20:14,133 --> 01:20:16,567
[CRYING]
1321
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:03,600
[BEEP]
1322
01:21:15,834 --> 01:21:19,033
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
1323
01:21:57,166 --> 01:21:59,467
JOE.
1324
01:21:59,467 --> 01:22:02,800
HELLO, MY DARLING.
1325
01:22:04,166 --> 01:22:05,700
WHAT HAPPENED?
1326
01:22:05,700 --> 01:22:07,700
I CAN'T REMEMBER.
1327
01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:10,133
YOU WERE
IN AN ACCIDENT,
1328
01:22:10,133 --> 01:22:12,500
BUT YOU'RE
GOING TO BE FINE.
1329
01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:17,467
OH, I DREAMED I...
1330
01:22:17,467 --> 01:22:19,333
SOMETHING
WAS PULLING ME
1331
01:22:19,333 --> 01:22:21,166
FARTHER
AND FARTHER AWAY,
1332
01:22:21,166 --> 01:22:24,900
AND THEN YOU CAME
AND HELD ME
1333
01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:28,367
AND WOULDN'T
LET ME GO.
1334
01:22:36,633 --> 01:22:39,033
MY GOD, JOE.
1335
01:22:39,033 --> 01:22:41,900
WHAT'S HAPPENED?
1336
01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:44,400
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
1337
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:47,000
I GAVE YOU A PRESENT,
1338
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,500
SOMETHING YOU NEEDED.
1339
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:52,700
YOU KNOW,
A LOT OF MY LIFE,
1340
01:22:52,700 --> 01:22:56,033
I...I'VE BEEN
A SELFISH SON OF A BITCH.
1341
01:22:56,033 --> 01:22:57,433
OH.
1342
01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:03,166
I HAVEN'T ALWAYS
TAKEN CARE OF YOU
1343
01:23:03,166 --> 01:23:05,266
THE WAY I SHOULD HAVE.
1344
01:23:06,867 --> 01:23:09,200
BUT I ALWAYS LOVED YOU.
1345
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:11,200
I KNOW THAT, JOE.
1346
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:14,100
I'VE ALWAYS
KNOWN THAT.
1347
01:23:15,533 --> 01:23:20,033
JOE, I CAN'T
BE WITHOUT YOU.
1348
01:23:20,033 --> 01:23:21,900
SURE YOU CAN.
1349
01:23:21,900 --> 01:23:26,233
I WANT YOU
TO TAKE THAT JOB,
1350
01:23:26,233 --> 01:23:30,700
AND ANYWAY...
1351
01:23:30,700 --> 01:23:33,767
MY TIME'S RUN OUT.
1352
01:23:33,767 --> 01:23:35,700
OH, JOE.
1353
01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:40,467
OOH.
I AM SO TIRED.
1354
01:23:43,300 --> 01:23:50,834
I AM SO DAMN TIRED.
1355
01:23:53,900 --> 01:23:56,800
THEN REST, DARLING.
1356
01:23:59,734 --> 01:24:03,667
GO AHEAD AND REST.
1357
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,667
WELL...
1358
01:24:24,667 --> 01:24:27,934
THAT'S THE END
OF AN ERA.
1359
01:24:29,533 --> 01:24:31,700
WON'T BE
THE SAME NOW.
1360
01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:35,734
WE NEVER SHOULD
HAVE COME BACK.
1361
01:24:35,734 --> 01:24:37,367
IF WE'D STAYED PUT,
1362
01:24:37,367 --> 01:24:39,734
THIS NEVER
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
1363
01:24:39,734 --> 01:24:42,734
OH, YOU CAN'T
SECOND-GUESS FATE.
1364
01:24:42,734 --> 01:24:46,133
YOU GOT TO TAKE IT
THE WAY IT COMES,
1365
01:24:46,133 --> 01:24:50,300
THEN TRY AND FIGURE OUT
HOW TO DEAL WITH IT.
1366
01:24:52,066 --> 01:24:54,734
JOE WOULD
HAVE LIKED THIS.
1367
01:24:54,734 --> 01:24:56,734
HE LOVED THE BEACH.
1368
01:24:56,734 --> 01:24:59,233
OH, HE DIDN'T GIVE
A SHIT ABOUT THE BEACH.
1369
01:24:59,233 --> 01:25:01,233
IT WAS THEM
SMOOTH-LEGGED GIRLS
1370
01:25:01,233 --> 01:25:03,233
IN THEM
DENTAL FLOSS BIKINIS.
1371
01:25:03,233 --> 01:25:05,567
THAT'S WHAT HE LIKED.
1372
01:25:05,567 --> 01:25:09,100
I'M GOING TO MISS
THAT OLD SON OF A BITCH.
1373
01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:10,667
YEAH.
1374
01:25:12,433 --> 01:25:14,100
ME, TOO, PAL.
1375
01:25:43,567 --> 01:25:46,233
SHE'S FINALLY ASLEEP.
1376
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:23,033
[CHUCKLES]
1377
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:47,834
ART, HONEY.
1378
01:26:47,834 --> 01:26:50,900
WILL YOU GIVE
ME A HAND?
1379
01:26:52,133 --> 01:26:53,900
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
1380
01:26:59,834 --> 01:27:02,266
I THINK
WE OVERDID THIS.
1381
01:27:02,266 --> 01:27:06,100
HALF OF THESE THINGS
WON'T FIT.
1382
01:27:06,100 --> 01:27:08,000
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
1383
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:11,233
COULD WE BE
MAKING A MISTAKE?
1384
01:27:12,333 --> 01:27:14,333
I MEAN...
1385
01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:17,800
ARE WE DOING RIGHT
BY OUR CHILD?
1386
01:27:19,467 --> 01:27:23,934
IS IT FAIR
TO TAKE HIM THAT FAR AWAY?
1387
01:27:23,934 --> 01:27:26,967
I KNOW IT WON'T MATTER
WHEN HE'S YOUNG,
1388
01:27:26,967 --> 01:27:29,967
BUT WHAT ABOUT
WHEN HE GROWS UP?
1389
01:27:29,967 --> 01:27:34,467
THINK OF WHAT
HE'LL BE MISSING.
1390
01:27:34,467 --> 01:27:38,433
ALL THOSE EXPERIENCES
WE TOOK FOR GRANTED,
1391
01:27:38,433 --> 01:27:40,967
HE WON'T HAVE.
1392
01:27:40,967 --> 01:27:42,433
OH...
1393
01:27:42,433 --> 01:27:43,967
ART.
1394
01:27:43,967 --> 01:27:45,300
DO YOU REALLY THINK
1395
01:27:45,300 --> 01:27:47,467
I HADN'T THOUGHT
ABOUT THAT?
1396
01:27:47,467 --> 01:27:50,533
FOR ALL THE SNOWFLAKES
AND SUNSETS
1397
01:27:50,533 --> 01:27:53,633
AND RAINBOWS
HE WON'T SEE,
1398
01:27:53,633 --> 01:27:56,000
THINK OF WHAT
HE WILL HAVE.
1399
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:58,000
THINK OF WHAT
HE'LL GAIN--
1400
01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,000
A WORLD
WITH NO ILLNESS,
1401
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:03,467
NO POVERTY,
NO WARS.
1402
01:28:03,467 --> 01:28:08,000
BESIDES,
IF WE STAY HERE,
1403
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:11,066
OUR CHILD MIGHT
NOT BE BORN.
1404
01:28:12,967 --> 01:28:15,000
WE'D NEVER
LIVE LONG ENOUGH
1405
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,066
TO SEE HIM GROW UP.
1406
01:28:29,467 --> 01:28:31,934
WELL, IT'S TIME
WE HEAD OUT.
1407
01:28:31,934 --> 01:28:33,533
BE A GOOD BOY.
1408
01:28:38,467 --> 01:28:41,033
TAKE GOOD CARE
OF YOUR MOTHER.
1409
01:28:41,033 --> 01:28:43,033
WAIT A MINUTE,
GRANDPA.
1410
01:28:53,467 --> 01:28:55,033
THANKS.
1411
01:29:07,533 --> 01:29:09,000
HAVE A SAFE TRIP!
1412
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:10,500
BYE-BYE, NOW!
BYE, RUBY.
1413
01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:13,500
OH, WE CAN'T JUST
LEAVE YOU HERE THIS.
1414
01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:15,467
PLEASE, WON'T YOU
COME WITH US?
1415
01:29:15,467 --> 01:29:16,967
I BELONG HERE.
1416
01:29:16,967 --> 01:29:20,500
I'M GONNA TAKE THAT JOB
WITH THE CHILDREN.
1417
01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:21,900
IT'S WHAT I WANT.
1418
01:29:21,900 --> 01:29:23,767
YOU'LL BE ALL ALONE.
1419
01:29:23,767 --> 01:29:25,934
WHAT AM I?
CHOPPED LIVER?
1420
01:29:25,934 --> 01:29:27,433
SHE'LL BE FINE.
1421
01:29:27,433 --> 01:29:30,633
WE'RE GOING
TO MISS YOU...
1422
01:29:30,633 --> 01:29:33,333
MORE THAN YOU KNOW.
1423
01:29:33,333 --> 01:29:35,166
GOOD-BYE, BERNIE.
1424
01:29:35,166 --> 01:29:36,633
GOOD-BYE, ART.
1425
01:29:36,633 --> 01:29:38,934
WELL, HATE THESE
LONG GOOD-BYES,
1426
01:29:38,934 --> 01:29:40,000
SO GOOD-BYE,
MY GIRL.
1427
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,066
BYE-BYE.
1428
01:29:41,066 --> 01:29:43,600
BERNIE, I'M GLAD
I GOT TO SEE YOU.
1429
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:46,266
ME, TOO, BEN.
1430
01:29:46,266 --> 01:29:47,467
GOOD-BYE, DEAR.
1431
01:29:47,467 --> 01:29:48,867
GOOD-BYE, MARY.
1432
01:29:48,867 --> 01:29:50,033
HOLD ON.
1433
01:29:57,433 --> 01:29:59,033
BYE, BERNIE.
1434
01:30:00,934 --> 01:30:01,934
GOOD-BYE, HON.
1435
01:30:01,934 --> 01:30:03,100
BYE.
1436
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:15,567
BE CAREFUL, JACK.
1437
01:31:12,734 --> 01:31:14,500
WHERE YOU GOING?
1438
01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:15,834
GETTING SOMETHING
TO EAT.
1439
01:31:15,834 --> 01:31:17,734
BRING ME BACK
A BURGER, WILL YA?
1440
01:31:58,967 --> 01:32:01,033
I'M SO SORRY.
1441
01:32:10,967 --> 01:32:14,033
[BEEPING]
1442
01:34:24,166 --> 01:34:27,166
HA HA!
DOWN BY 6, RIGHT?
1443
01:34:50,066 --> 01:34:52,000
[CAR APPROACHES]
1444
01:35:04,633 --> 01:35:07,233
[GATE OPENS]
1445
01:35:09,467 --> 01:35:11,533
YOU TAKE
THE PASSENGER SIDE.
1446
01:36:03,900 --> 01:36:05,433
GOOD EVENING, DOC.
1447
01:36:05,433 --> 01:36:07,433
YOU'RE WORKING
KIND OF LATE.
1448
01:36:07,433 --> 01:36:08,600
YEAH, WELL,
1449
01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:12,400
I HAD A COUPLE OF THINGS
I HAD TO FINISH UP.
1450
01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:15,100
YOU HAVE A GOOD EVENING.
1451
01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:06,800
OH, GOD!
POWER FAILURE!
1452
01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:08,567
REBECCA,
GET ENGINEERING.
1453
01:37:11,333 --> 01:37:13,233
DAMN!
1454
01:37:15,533 --> 01:37:17,066
THAT WAS WEIRD.
1455
01:37:19,433 --> 01:37:20,633
OH, MY GOD!
1456
01:37:20,633 --> 01:37:22,133
REBECCA,
GET DR. BARON!
1457
01:37:22,133 --> 01:37:23,700
RIGHT.
1458
01:37:25,467 --> 01:37:27,467
HE'S NOT IN HERE.
1459
01:37:27,467 --> 01:37:28,967
PHIL!
1460
01:37:28,967 --> 01:37:30,433
PHIL!
1461
01:37:30,433 --> 01:37:33,033
WHERE THE HELL
WOULD HE GO?
1462
01:37:33,033 --> 01:37:34,533
COME ON THIS WAY.
1463
01:37:34,533 --> 01:37:36,533
YEAH, YEAH.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
1464
01:37:36,533 --> 01:37:38,033
DID YOU
SEE ANYTHING?
1465
01:37:38,033 --> 01:37:39,533
THIS WAY.
THIS WAY.
1466
01:37:56,233 --> 01:37:57,500
PHIL!
1467
01:37:57,500 --> 01:37:59,233
PHIL,
DON'T RUN AWAY!
1468
01:37:59,233 --> 01:38:01,734
SARA, MAKE SURE
THE BUILDING IS SEALED.
1469
01:38:01,734 --> 01:38:04,233
DON'T FORGET THE SEA DOOR
BY THE DOLPHIN TANKS.
1470
01:38:04,233 --> 01:38:05,233
RIGHT.
1471
01:38:05,233 --> 01:38:06,600
CAREFUL NOW.
DON'T FRIGHTEN HIM.
1472
01:38:10,433 --> 01:38:12,300
THERE'S SOMEONE
IN THE BUILDING.
1473
01:38:12,300 --> 01:38:14,633
WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT
THE WEST WING?
1474
01:38:29,266 --> 01:38:31,867
LET'S GO BACK
TO THE LAB!
1475
01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:35,767
NOTHING
DOWN THAT WAY, SIR.
1476
01:38:35,767 --> 01:38:38,266
ALL RIGHT.
WE SPLIT UP HERE.
1477
01:38:38,266 --> 01:38:41,266
EVERYONE TAKES A DOOR
AND STAYS PUT.
1478
01:38:41,266 --> 01:38:43,767
NOTHING GETS OUT
OF THIS BUILDING.
1479
01:38:43,767 --> 01:38:45,233
DOUG.
1480
01:38:45,233 --> 01:38:46,266
REBECCA.
1481
01:38:46,266 --> 01:38:47,767
YOU, COME WITH ME.
COME ON.
1482
01:38:47,767 --> 01:38:49,266
YES, SIR.
1483
01:38:49,266 --> 01:38:51,834
I'LL CHECK
THE SECOND FLOOR.
1484
01:38:55,266 --> 01:38:56,767
OK. OK.
1485
01:38:56,767 --> 01:38:59,200
WE BETTER MOVE.
1486
01:39:30,066 --> 01:39:31,667
GRANDPA!
1487
01:39:31,667 --> 01:39:33,700
DAVID? GOOD!
1488
01:39:33,700 --> 01:39:36,000
COME ON.
YOU CAN HELP ME.
1489
01:39:42,367 --> 01:39:44,734
WE HAVE
TO DO THIS, SON.
1490
01:39:44,734 --> 01:39:46,900
TAKE AHOLD.
1491
01:39:46,900 --> 01:39:49,100
IT'S GOT TO OPEN.
1492
01:39:49,100 --> 01:39:51,433
UHH!
1493
01:39:51,433 --> 01:39:53,967
LEAN INTO IT.
1494
01:39:58,433 --> 01:40:01,600
ALL RIGHT,
PUSH THAT OPEN! PUSH!
1495
01:40:04,667 --> 01:40:06,333
UHH!
1496
01:40:24,734 --> 01:40:26,133
STOP!
1497
01:40:28,233 --> 01:40:30,867
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1498
01:40:30,867 --> 01:40:33,333
WELL, YOU SEE,
HE'S MY FRIEND,
1499
01:40:33,333 --> 01:40:37,033
AND WE'RE GOING
TO TAKE HIM HOME.
1500
01:40:37,033 --> 01:40:38,800
OK?
1501
01:41:00,100 --> 01:41:02,233
HERE THEY COME.
1502
01:41:22,734 --> 01:41:24,734
DID YOU SEE ANYONE,
MA'AM?
1503
01:41:24,734 --> 01:41:26,800
NO.
1504
01:41:28,233 --> 01:41:30,867
[BEEPING]
1505
01:41:39,633 --> 01:41:41,233
AHOY!
1506
01:41:41,233 --> 01:41:42,800
HELLO!
WELCOME BACK!
1507
01:41:54,734 --> 01:41:56,834
THERE WE GO.
1508
01:41:58,767 --> 01:42:03,000
ALL RIGHT, SIR.
THERE YOU GO.
1509
01:42:10,734 --> 01:42:12,266
THERE YOU GO, BOY.
1510
01:42:12,266 --> 01:42:13,734
HELLO, DARLING.
1511
01:42:13,734 --> 01:42:14,867
ART!
1512
01:42:14,867 --> 01:42:17,033
DAVID, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
1513
01:42:17,033 --> 01:42:18,533
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1514
01:42:18,533 --> 01:42:20,500
ARE YOU BOTH
ALL RIGHT?
1515
01:42:20,500 --> 01:42:21,667
WHAT HAPPENED?
1516
01:42:21,667 --> 01:42:24,000
WELL, MOTHER, HE WAS
A LOT OF HELP TO ME.
1517
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:25,834
WITHOUT HIM,
I WOULDN'T BE HERE.
1518
01:42:25,834 --> 01:42:27,834
I DID ALL RIGHT,
DIDN'T I, GRANDPA?
1519
01:42:27,834 --> 01:42:29,066
I'LL SAY YOU DID.
1520
01:42:29,066 --> 01:42:31,767
HITTING A BASEBALL
WILL BE A CINCH AFTER THAT.
1521
01:42:31,767 --> 01:42:34,233
I WISH YOU'D
BE HERE TO SEE IT.
1522
01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:38,734
WE WILL BE.
1523
01:42:38,734 --> 01:42:40,734
WHAT?
1524
01:42:40,734 --> 01:42:42,233
WELL, HELL.
1525
01:42:42,233 --> 01:42:44,700
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT,
ISN'T IT?
1526
01:42:44,700 --> 01:42:46,233
BEN!
1527
01:42:46,233 --> 01:42:48,200
OH, THANK YOU,
MY DARLING!
1528
01:42:48,200 --> 01:42:49,700
THANK YOU!
1529
01:42:49,700 --> 01:42:52,000
[WHOOSH]
1530
01:43:32,233 --> 01:43:33,800
WALTER!
1531
01:43:35,233 --> 01:43:38,066
GOOD TO SEE YOU,
JACK.
1532
01:43:38,066 --> 01:43:40,133
YOU MAKE ONE HELL
OF AN ENTRANCE.
1533
01:43:40,133 --> 01:43:41,834
THANK YOU.
1534
01:43:43,066 --> 01:43:44,734
YOU'VE DONE WELL.
1535
01:43:44,734 --> 01:43:47,233
HE'S WEAK,
BUT HE'LL SURVIVE.
1536
01:43:51,567 --> 01:43:54,333
WELL, I SEE
THE GANG'S ALL HERE.
1537
01:43:54,333 --> 01:43:56,000
NOT
THE WHOLE GANG.
1538
01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:57,333
I KNOW.
1539
01:43:57,333 --> 01:43:59,000
I'M SORRY ABOUT JOE.
1540
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:01,033
HE WAS A GOOD MAN
1541
01:44:01,033 --> 01:44:04,433
AND A GOOD FRIEND
TO ALL OF US.
1542
01:44:04,433 --> 01:44:06,800
WELL, BEN...
1543
01:44:06,800 --> 01:44:09,667
ARE YOU SURE YOU
WON'T COME WITH US?
1544
01:44:09,667 --> 01:44:11,800
REAL SURE.
1545
01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:13,934
I TELL YOU...
1546
01:44:13,934 --> 01:44:15,367
SEE, WALTER,
1547
01:44:15,367 --> 01:44:17,967
A MAN'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO OUTLIVE HIS CHILDREN.
1548
01:44:23,367 --> 01:44:26,166
AND BESIDES...
1549
01:44:26,166 --> 01:44:29,133
I MAY SEE YOU SOME OTHER TIME,
SOME OTHER PLACE.
1550
01:44:29,133 --> 01:44:30,633
THAT MAY BE TRUE, BEN.
1551
01:44:30,633 --> 01:44:34,000
WELL, I THINK
IT'S TIME TO LEAVE.
1552
01:44:38,767 --> 01:44:42,767
YOU'VE NO IDEA
HOW WE'LL MISS YOU.
1553
01:44:42,767 --> 01:44:46,266
YOU'LL MAKE
A WONDERFUL MOTHER.
1554
01:44:46,266 --> 01:44:49,834
YOU'LL MAKE
A WONDERFUL GRANDMOTHER.
1555
01:44:51,900 --> 01:44:54,333
YOU WON'T FORGET US,
WILL YOU?
1556
01:44:54,333 --> 01:44:57,000
FORGET YOU? HA!
1557
01:44:58,667 --> 01:45:01,000
NO, I WON'T FORGET YOU.
1558
01:45:02,233 --> 01:45:04,300
NOW YOU BETTER
GET GOING.
1559
01:45:04,300 --> 01:45:07,367
YOU'LL MISS YOUR
CONNECTION IN BALTIMORE.
1560
01:45:12,800 --> 01:45:15,867
I THOUGHT YOU ONLY CRIED
WHEN SOMEBODY DIED.
1561
01:45:18,767 --> 01:45:21,300
OR WHEN YOUR FRIENDS
ARE LEAVING.
1562
01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:36,700
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
1563
01:45:36,700 --> 01:45:38,700
GOOD-BYE, BEN.
1564
01:45:47,233 --> 01:45:49,233
WELL--OH! HEY!
1565
01:45:49,233 --> 01:45:50,767
COME HERE.
1566
01:45:50,767 --> 01:45:54,734
I GOT SOMETHING HERE
THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
1567
01:45:54,734 --> 01:45:58,133
I WANT YOU
TO HAVE IT, KITTY.
1568
01:45:58,133 --> 01:46:00,266
IT'S MY HIGH SCHOOL
GRADUATION PHOTO.
1569
01:46:00,266 --> 01:46:02,667
I GOT IT FRAMED
SO YOU CAN PUT IT
1570
01:46:02,667 --> 01:46:04,767
ON THE TV
OR SOMETHING.
1571
01:46:04,767 --> 01:46:07,200
THANK YOU.
I REALLY LOVE IT, JACK.
1572
01:46:09,266 --> 01:46:11,333
I'LL MISS YOU, KITTY.
1573
01:46:13,734 --> 01:46:15,800
I'LL MISS YOU,
TOO, JACK.
1574
01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:18,867
I'M SORRY, KITTY.
IT'S TIME.
1575
01:47:18,200 --> 01:47:21,867
[WHOOSH]
1576
01:47:29,500 --> 01:47:31,367
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1577
01:49:04,300 --> 01:49:07,233
EXCUSE ME!
1578
01:49:07,233 --> 01:49:09,333
HI. I'M SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU,
1579
01:49:09,333 --> 01:49:11,400
BUT I RAN OUT OF GAS AND
YOU WERE THE ONLY LIGHT.
1580
01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:13,400
DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW
IF THERE'S ANY PLACE
1581
01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:15,400
NEARBY WHERE I CAN
GET GASOLINE?
1582
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:17,233
I'LL BE RIGHT
WITH YOU.
1583
01:49:18,166 --> 01:49:20,834
YEAH, THERE'S
AN ALL-NIGHTER
1584
01:49:20,834 --> 01:49:23,233
ABOUT A MILE
DOWN THE ROAD.
1585
01:49:23,233 --> 01:49:25,734
I CAN GIVE YOU A LIFT
IF YOU WANT.
1586
01:49:25,734 --> 01:49:27,266
SURE
YOU WOULDN'T MIND?
1587
01:49:27,266 --> 01:49:28,834
OH, NO.
NO PROBLEM.
1588
01:49:30,834 --> 01:49:33,734
KIND OF LATE
TO BE OUT, HUH?
1589
01:49:33,734 --> 01:49:36,800
YEAH. WELL, I'M JUST ON
MY WAY HOME FROM WORK.
1590
01:49:36,800 --> 01:49:38,300
AT THIS HOUR?
1591
01:49:38,300 --> 01:49:40,266
I WOULDN'T WANT
YOUR JOB.
1592
01:49:40,266 --> 01:49:42,867
NEITHER WOULD I.
I JUST QUIT.
1593
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:49,800
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME THAT WAY?
1594
01:49:49,800 --> 01:49:51,800
HONESTLY,
THIS IS NO LINE.
1595
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:53,800
I SWEAR, BUT I THINK
I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE.
1596
01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:56,100
NO,
I DON'T THINK SO.
1597
01:49:56,100 --> 01:49:57,533
YOU SURE?
YEAH.
1598
01:49:57,533 --> 01:49:59,467
YOU LOOK
SO FAMILIAR.
1599
01:49:59,467 --> 01:50:01,800
NO, I NEVER
FORGET A FACE.
1600
01:50:01,800 --> 01:50:04,767
I'M SURE
I'D REMEMBER YOURS.
1601
01:50:04,767 --> 01:50:06,300
RIGHT.
1602
01:50:06,300 --> 01:50:08,166
MY NAME'S JACK.
JACK BONNER.
1603
01:50:08,166 --> 01:50:09,667
SARA.
1604
01:50:09,667 --> 01:50:10,967
NICE TO MEET YOU,
JACK.
1605
01:50:10,967 --> 01:50:12,133
A PLEASURE.
1606
01:50:14,166 --> 01:50:15,667
IT'S CHILLY,
ISN'T IT?
1607
01:50:15,667 --> 01:50:18,600
YEAH,
WELL, YOU KNOW--OH!
1608
01:50:18,600 --> 01:50:20,333
WHERE'S MY MANNERS?
1609
01:50:21,567 --> 01:50:23,667
HERE YOU GO.
1610
01:50:23,667 --> 01:50:25,667
WELL, THANKS.
1611
01:50:35,100 --> 01:50:38,100
YOU EVER BEEN
IN A GLASS-BOTTOM BOAT?
1612
01:50:38,100 --> 01:50:39,333
NO.
1613
01:50:39,333 --> 01:50:41,100
WANT TO GO ON ONE?
1614
01:50:41,100 --> 01:50:42,633
YEAH. I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO.
1615
01:50:42,633 --> 01:50:44,100
REALLY?
YEAH.
1616
01:50:44,100 --> 01:50:45,633
WELL, I GOT ONE.
REALLY?
1617
01:50:45,633 --> 01:50:47,133
YEAH. WELL,
THE BANK OWNS IT,
1618
01:50:47,133 --> 01:50:49,633
BUT YOU'RE LOOKING AT A CAPTAIN
OF A GLASS-BOTTOM BOAT.
1619
01:50:49,633 --> 01:50:50,800
YEAH?
1620
01:50:53,033 --> 01:50:56,033
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20th CENTURY FOX
1621
01:50:56,033 --> 01:50:58,967
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