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[ship thrusters humming]
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MALORY:
[sighs] Well, this is
another fine mess.
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Thanks to your idiot son.
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You're as much
to blame as he is.
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Wha... How?
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-Exactly.
-Wait, what?
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-You heard her!
-Don't yell at her!
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-Don't yell at her!
-Don't yell at him!
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-What are you doing?
-I don't know!
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Guys, come on!
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I think we could all
benefit from not yelling!
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The only thing
you'd benefit from is an EMP.
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[gasps]
Not even as a joke.
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BARRY:
Do I look like I'm joking?
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I mean, honestly,
it's hard to tell with you,
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what with that robot face.
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[laughs]
Well, I'm not joking.
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I actually
didn't think you were.
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Because, meatbag,
I don't think it's funny
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when people steal from me.
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What...
Is that what this is about?
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What'd you think it was about?
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Again, hard to tell with you
because of your...
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Say "robot face" again,
shitlick.
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-...delivery?
-Oh.
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You're gonna talk to me
about delivery,
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after you stole my cargo?
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I didn't steal it.
I still have it.
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-You... Where is it?
-On the Seamus.
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I was bringing it to you.
Why do you think I'm here?
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Wha... Because I captured you?
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-Potato, pobobot.
-What?
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Look, let me go back to
the ship, I'll get the thing,
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bring it back here,
and everything's space-jake.
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-Wow.
-Yeah.
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You must think
I'm pretty stupid.
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-Eh.
-How 'bout you tell me
where it is?
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-In the safe.
-Let me finish.
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I send a couple of my guys
to go get it, and...
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-[soft chuckle] Well,
send a couple you don't like,
-Let me...
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because if they punch in
the wrong combination,
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they're gonna be eatinga 20-kiloton burrito for lunch.
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-BOTH: Huh?
-It's got a nuclear
self-destruct.
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Okay, so then how 'bout you
tell me the right combination?
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Well, because
I feel like if I did,
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I'd no longer be negotiating
from a position of power.
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You think you're in
a position of power?
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Eh...
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M'kay. Well, I'm gonna
go do this thing with...
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well, toyour friends.
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Tell 'em hey.
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And I'm while I'm gone,
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I'd really like you
to give some thought to
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telling me the combination.
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I feel like
I have thought about it.
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Well, but you haven't
met my buddy...
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[heavy mechanical clunking]
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...Funbeak.
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[screeches]
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Jesus Hannibal Christ.
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Right?
[chuckles]
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Say hello, Funbeak.
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[voice glitching]:
Hello, Fun-un-unbeak.
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-[screeches]
-[chuckles]
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You kook.
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[electricity clicking]
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[Archer theme playing]
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Okay, I'm looking around
and I'm seeing
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some pretty mopey faces.
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Yeah, 'cause you're
selling us into slavery
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down in the spek mines.
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-Wait, what?
-Well, not all of you.
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-Come again?
-PAM: Space phrasing.
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Well, thanks to your buddy Bort,
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one of you
has a chance to go free.
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And, hell, I'll even
throw in your ship.
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-Come on.
-Uh...
-That is our ship.
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First of all, that's my ship.
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-Halfyours.
-Shut up. And...
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And who knows?
Maybe you'll win it back.
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-Win it back how?
-Oh, man.
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I was hoping you'd ask that,
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because this sets up
my big reveal.
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-♪ Bum-bum-baa!♪ Ta-da!
-[door whooshes open]
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-PAM: Ah!
-LANA: Jesus Space Christ.
-CYRIL: Uh... okay.
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[crowd cheering]
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♪
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[roars]
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[grunting]
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PAM:
Holy shit!
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It's that dickhead Bort.
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Hey. Hey, guys.
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Whoever doesn't die,
let's hang out after.
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[crowd exclaims]
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[grunts]
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[crowd cheering]
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[chuckles]
Pretty sweet reveal, huh?
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Gladiator fights?
Are you serious?
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Maybe it is my delivery.
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Yeah, Bort rented y'all
for his birthday party.
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-Rented?
-Unless you die.
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Well, then he's buying you.
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Wait, have we
done this before?
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-Somebody has.
-Right? [soft laugh]
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Doesn't matter.
Okay, so
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while I go check in
on Archer's torture sesh,
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y'all decide
who's gonna fight who.
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Actually, it's "whom."
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I said "whom."
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Or not.
I don't know.
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Bee-boo-boop.
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Hey, what do you guys
think about my delivery?
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Well, now what
are we supposed to do?
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I guess we got topick somebody to fight against.
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Aw, man, I can't fight you guys.
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I literally can't.
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According to
the First Law of Robotics,
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I'm not allowed
to harm a human being.
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-I pick Krieger.
-Wha... No way!
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-Yes way.
-Cyril.
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Shut your fat mouth!
I get Krieger!
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-Excuse me?
-I...
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No, I mean, come on.
I called dibs.
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-Well then, I get Ms. Archer.
-Aw, man.
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Well, as much as I'd like
to see you idiots
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stomp each other's heads in...
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-Perhaps another time.
-Ho-ho.
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Where the hell
do you think you're going?
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To rescue Sterling
and get off this rock.
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Plus, there has to be
a bar around here.
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Oh, no you don't.
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-Whoop!
-Ow!
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-[singsongy]: Toodles.
-[laughing]
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-Okay, I pick you.
-Bring it.
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Oh, I will.
I'm bringing extra.
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So, Cheryl and Lana,
Cyril and me,
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and where does that leave Pam?
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As the loneliest gal
at the Monsters' Ball.
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-[chuckles]
-[laughs]: Ooh!
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[clears throat]
Krieger, want to swap with me?
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-Yep, yep, yep.
-Wait, what?
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[chuckles] Oh, man,
this is gonna be so gross.
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[soft whimper]
What is?
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Cleaning your nuts out
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-from between my toes.
-BOTH: Ew.
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-[gulps]
-Yeah.
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You better gulp nervously.
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Lana, do something.
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Okay, okay.
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Me and Carol,
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-Cyril and Krieger...
-Yes.
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Then those two winners fight,
and then I guess
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Pam gets that winner.
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Aw.
We're all winners in my book.
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And I guess just try
to make your fights look real,
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and maybe that'll
buy us some time
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to come up with a planto get out of this crazy place.
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[Archer screaming]
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[gasps]
That's Sterling.
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Come on, already!
What are you, hourly?
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-[ice clinking]
-I am, actually.
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[screaming]
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[panting]
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Please don't do tha...
[screaming]
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[panting]
Please.
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I can't take any more.
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But Funbeak
has so much more to give.
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-[grunts]
-That was a joke.
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Listen, listen... listen to me.
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You guys seriously
have to work on your delivery.
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Funbeak will try again.
Did you hear the one
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about the human with no penis?
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No.
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Wait. Hang on.
Funbeak messed it up.
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Uh... hang on.
Uh... o-okay.
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-So...
-[electrical sputtering]
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[glass shatters]
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-Duh.
-FUNBEAK: Hey.
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-Mother?
-Sterling. Are you all right?
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[soft chuckle]
I'm not great.
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Who are you
and what are you doing?
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Well, I was drinking
a surprisingly good martini,
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but now it seems
I'll have to settle for
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whipping the ass off
of some robot cereal mascot.
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Funbeak will...
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destroy you.
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[screeches]
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Bring it, bird.
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[screeches]
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[laughs]
Holy shit.
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This is literally
a dream come true.
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Which, unfortunately,
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turns super sexual.
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[screeches]
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ARCHER:
Will you quit screwing around?
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MALORY'S VOICE:
Oh, you're just jealous.
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That you zapped yourself
into the CPU
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of the world's ugliest bird?
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You're crazy.
I'm gorgeous.
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-Will you...
-[door whooshes open]
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-How we doing, gang?
-Oh, um, uh...
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[robotic voice]:Subject is still uncooperative.
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Well, are you zapping
his dick like I told you?
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-Yes.
-All right.
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-Let me see.
-As you wish.
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Whoa, whoa, wait,
no, no, no, no, no, no...
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-[screaming]
-[whoops] Yeah.
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[chuckles]
How 'bout it, bud?
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Ready to tell me
the combination to the safe?
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[panting]
No.
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All right.
Well, I'm gonna go
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watch his nutwipe buddies
try to kill each other, so...
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Wait, wait, wait.
What?
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Yeah, gladiator fights.
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Okay, Funbeak, keep it upwith the ol' weenie roast here.
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Weenie roast--
that is a good one. LOL.
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It was good.
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And my delivery's fine.
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[door whooshes open]
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[door clanks shut]
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Okay, now cut me out of here.
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[normal voice]:
First tell me
what's in the safe.
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In the what? Nothing.
What are you...
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I was just trying
to buy some time.
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Uh-huh.
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Now let's go find the shuttle
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and get the hell
out of this dump.
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Whoa, wait,
what about the others?
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Oh... they'll be fine.
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Aah!
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Cyril, no, no, no, no, no!
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ALL:
Holy shit.
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Ooh.
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More like Isaac Assholimov,
am I right?
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I'm right.
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Oh, man. He's cut in half
and still talking smack.
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Give it up for him.
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-[crowd boos]
-Hey, shut up.
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-Whose birthday is it?
-[crowd cheers]
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Bort's, exactly.
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Okay, put your hands,
tentacles, or cloacas together
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for our next contestants,
a couple of furious females,
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Carol and Lana!
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[cheering]
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-What'd I miss?
-Oh, man.
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That one dude
cut that other dude--
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look at me--
literally in half.
249
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:06,518
[chuckles]
Sweet.
250
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,738
♪
251
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:09,739
Good luck out there.
252
00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,262
Yeah.
She's gonna need it.
253
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,221
-Wait, what?
-KRIEGER: Come on, man.
254
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,615
You're spilling
all my robot milk.
255
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,926
Mother, there's
way too many guards.
256
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,449
We need to go get the others.
257
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,016
What we need
is a distraction.
258
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:29,019
-You could do your bird dance.
-You're one to talk.
259
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,673
-How?
-Exactly.
260
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,675
Wait a minute,
this thing's got a radio.
261
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,938
-What if we called Ray?
-Yeah, what if.
262
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:37,027
Well, couldn't he...
do something?
263
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,463
I don't know.
I mean, maybe,
264
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,856
if we could get him
on the radio...
265
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,292
[big band music plays]
266
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,729
Mama's out in space.
267
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,600
Mama's doing stuff.
268
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,864
Mama's eating cake.
[munching]
269
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,953
...and if he wasn't Ray.
270
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,346
Probably eating all the cake.
271
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,130
So, come on,
let's go get the others.
272
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,176
But if you leave Lana here,
273
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:58,309
you'll have the ship back
all to yourself.
274
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,572
Well, you'd still be there.
275
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:01,878
-Wh...
-And Ray.
276
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,707
Uh.
Such a fatty.
277
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,709
[munching]
278
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,755
And I don't want
the ship bad enough
279
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:11,714
for Lana to actually,
you know, die.
280
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,411
Who says she's gonna die?
281
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,544
You are gonna die!
282
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:16,980
Wait, wait, what's going on?
283
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,635
Gladiators, on your marks...
284
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,854
Wait, wait, hang on.
285
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:21,855
Get set.
286
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,726
[yelling]
287
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,510
Whoa...
288
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,860
-Whoa!
-Bitch!
289
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,775
[grunts]
290
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,994
[cackling]
291
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:31,952
[grunts]
292
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,826
Oh, for the...
Can you believe this?
293
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:37,871
[chuckles]
Right?
294
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:38,915
I'm not gonna lie,
295
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,744
I've got my species' equivalentof a boner.
296
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:42,745
-Ugh.
-Ew.
297
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,529
Shut up.
You can't smell it.
298
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,357
Yes, we can.
299
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,446
[grunts]
300
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:51,014
Hi-yah!
301
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,668
[grunts]
302
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,670
-Berserker!
-No!
303
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,889
No, what are you...
No, no!
304
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,238
No, no, no!
305
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,066
[crowd exclaims]
306
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,374
I did not see that coming,
ladies and gentlemen.
307
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:06,943
I guess it's just anything go...Oh, my God!
308
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,165
[laughs]
309
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,427
-[gasps]
-[grunts]
310
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:15,691
Oh, so you want
to play for keeps?
311
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,781
-Oh, man, a full-on
battle royale.
-[Lana and Cheryl grunting]
312
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,871
-This may be the best
birthday party ever.
-CHERYL: Bitch!
313
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,655
Or, actually,
maybe the third or fourth
314
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:24,961
best birthday party ever.
315
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,267
[yells]
316
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:29,052
[grunting]
317
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,619
I've never had a birthday party.
318
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,186
-Well, and who would come?
-Wha...
319
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,448
What are you guys doing here?
320
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:34,971
I thought you died
or ditched us.
321
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:38,409
-Oh, now, uh, nobody died.
-Not yet.
322
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,281
Holy space shit.
323
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,673
[grunts]
324
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,980
[grunts]
325
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,854
Someone's gonna
get hurt out there.
326
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,029
You think?
327
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,422
He said "someone,"
not "something."
328
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:52,946
-Ugh. You know...
-Krieger, shut up.
329
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,425
How are we gonna
get those dickheads
330
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,906
to stop fighting long enough
for all of us to escape?
331
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,734
Hmm.
[gasps]
332
00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,953
Ooh.
333
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,999
Same height, similar build.
334
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,480
Oh come on, no, that's just...
335
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,874
Just crazy enough to work.
[sniffs]
336
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,615
Ugh.
And speaking of crazy,
337
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,052
what is that smell?
338
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:15,620
[sniffs] Oh, damn it.
Did Pam have a boner in here?
339
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,057
Wha... You can smell them?
340
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,928
[stifled laugh]
You-you can't?
341
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:21,583
[sighs]
342
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,067
-♪
-[cheering]
343
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,634
This wasn't the plan, you idiot!
344
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,723
Well, I wasn't
paying attention!
345
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,203
PAM:
Oh, yeah?
346
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,902
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
-Well, how do you like
these apples?
347
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,947
-[crack]
-[groaning]
348
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,645
I do not like those apples.
349
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,647
[whoops]
Thanks, Barry Six.
350
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:43,910
This is the best.
351
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,868
I mean, I know we're not
friends or anything,
352
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,261
and I actually...
I don't really
353
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,480
have many friends,
or any, really...
354
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,439
Yeah, you realize
if they kill each other,
355
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,006
you got to pay for 'em.
356
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,443
Totally worth it.
[slurps]
357
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,706
Plus, I got
a ton of birthday money.
358
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:58,881
Thanks, Nana.
359
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,929
She used to be super hot.
360
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,061
Nope.
361
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,977
-Psst, hey, dummy.
-[grunts]
362
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,892
Yeah, you-you ordered
a teabagging?
363
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,851
[low grunt]
364
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,029
-[electrical cracking]
-[body thuds]
365
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,944
What in God's name
is a teabagging?
366
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,902
[soft laugh]
Oh... oh, come on.
367
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,296
-Like you don't know?
-I'm sure I don't.
368
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:25,038
But I'll bet
it's something disgusting.
369
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,169
Eh.
370
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,736
Now, will you go
wrangle those idiots
371
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,303
so we can get the hell
out of here?
372
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,174
Okay, go get Krieger
ready to move.
373
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,959
Or we could leave him.
374
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,961
-Or you.
-All right.
375
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,614
Jesus.
376
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,616
So, hey,
since he brought it up,
377
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,836
do you have any thoughts
on teabagging?
378
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,099
[low snarling]
379
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,622
Uh, cool.
380
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:47,147
Uh, excuse me.
381
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,064
[cheering]
382
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,544
Are you even serious right now?
383
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,851
[panting]
Seriously?
384
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,418
[yells]
385
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,419
[laughs]
386
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,725
Kooch, the undefeated champion,
387
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,858
is taking on four opponents
at a time?
388
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,946
Did you do this?
389
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,122
A five-man
bunkhouse stampede?
390
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,994
How and why would I?
391
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,865
Mm. Okay, folks,
392
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,562
let's make some noise for...
393
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,564
K-K-K-K-Kooch!
394
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,610
[yells]
395
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,093
-Is he serious?
-[grunts]
396
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,965
'Cause my toes only have room
for so much nut-butter.
397
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,141
-BOTH: Ew.
-Seriously.
398
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,448
So-- temporary truce?
399
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,232
Ugh. I guess.
400
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:31,800
[chuckles] Okay, dickbag.
You ready to party?
401
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:34,020
[whispers]: No, wait, wait,
wait. Guys, it's me...
402
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,021
-Archer?
-What?
403
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:38,241
Hey, uh, what are they doing?
404
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,113
Yeah, what are they doing?
405
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,202
Don't stop. We got to
act like we're fighting
406
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,420
while I tell you my plan.
407
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,422
Well, what's the plan?
408
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,990
-We're gonna run for it.
-Excuse me?
409
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,992
Well, first we get
Krieger and Mother,
410
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,907
and then we're just gonna
haul ass to the gig,
411
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,431
smashing and slashing
anyone who gets in our...
412
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,698
Oh. Oh, okay.
413
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,265
Yeah, I guess they're not
acting suspicious.
414
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:05,225
And also: what?!
415
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,009
-Ow!
-That's your plan?
416
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,837
I'm sorry.
Did you have a... Ow!
417
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,187
Damn it, will you quit
smashing me... Ow!
418
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,580
[laughing]
419
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,668
[laughs]
420
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,452
Goddamn... Ow!
[grunts]
421
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,237
Wow.
422
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,848
Fame is a fickle mistress, huh?
423
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:22,720
Wait a minute, hang on.
He's right.
424
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:23,808
-Huh?
-Wait, what?
425
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,158
What other choice do we have?
426
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,421
If we stay here,
we're as good as dead.
427
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,511
[groans] Which, serve you right,by the way.
428
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:34,210
So, how do we even do this?
429
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,038
[yelling]
430
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,998
[all screaming]
431
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,870
[cheering]
432
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,828
Yeah, see?
I mean, just like that,
433
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:44,829
they're cheering
for the other guys, like...
434
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,179
Wait a minute.
435
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,616
[all screaming]
436
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,619
No, no, no, no, no,
that's Archer.
437
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,664
Move, Nana!
438
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,101
Well, why do
I have to carry him?
439
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,103
-Because look at you.
-Look at you.
440
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,713
Why are you a bird?
441
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,324
Why are you
a rockslide with tits?
442
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,197
[sobbing]
443
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,328
Burn.
444
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,764
-Ow.
-Shut up.
445
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:07,983
-Can we go?
-Damn it.
446
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,898
It's my plan,
I'm the group leader.
447
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:10,942
[all exclaim]
448
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,858
[growling]
449
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,296
Archer!
450
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,514
And I say let's go!
451
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,038
[all yelling]
452
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,216
-[woman yelps]
-[glass shatters]
453
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,478
[growling]
454
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,262
Aah! Move!
455
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:31,354
[sighs]
Still my fourth-best birthday.
456
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,182
Mm, third.
457
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,755
Mother!
458
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,193
Calm down.
459
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,283
Let's go.
Let's go, come on.
460
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,329
Goddamn it,
I'm the group leader.
461
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,505
Yeah, way to lead, buddy.
462
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,595
Archer!
463
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,339
Eat dicks, Barry Six.
464
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,349
[sighs]
465
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,442
Friggin' Bort.
466
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,580
[slurping, chewing]
467
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,415
[spoon clinking]
468
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,747
[clears throat]
So, uh, listen, uh,
469
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,357
I know things got
a little heated down there,
470
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,316
and maybe we said
and did some things
471
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,882
that we wish
we could take back,
472
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:08,016
but I hope we can put
all that behind us and...
473
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,192
Sterling stole something
from Barry Six and it's
474
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:14,283
in the safe, so this whole
idiotic fiasco was his fault.
475
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,458
-Archer!
-Busted, Archer!
-Archer, come on.
476
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,547
Well, Mother...
touched my penis.
477
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:18,635
[all exclaim]
478
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,463
Yeah. Since we're
playing the blame game.
479
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:24,206
So just picture Mother's
big old nasty bird claw
480
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,382
touching my cock.
481
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,299
[sniffs]
What the...
482
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,605
Uh-oh.
483
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:34,129
-Oh, God, gross!
-Jesus Space Christ.
-Oh, gross.
484
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,436
-God damn it.
-[chuckles]: Well...
485
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:39,134
that's our Pam!
486
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,659
What the hell are you doing?
487
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,705
Freeze frame.
488
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:10,078
MAN: Made in Georgia.
489
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,432
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