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[cheers and applause]

- Five minutes. Five minutes.

Show starts in five minutes.

Where's the new cast of "All That?"

Gaby, Reece, where are you? Where are you?

- All right, Reece, I guess it's time to do the show.

- I'm nervous, Gaby.

What if we mess up?

- Need some advice?

both: Lori Beth Denberg!

- You were on the original cast of "All That" back in the '90s.

Help us.

- Okay. When in doubt...

get loud!

- Like this! - Yes!

both: Yeah!

- Now go on, loud it up.

both: Yeah!

- Kate, Nathan, Ryan, we have three minutes.

Three minutes.

- I can't do a spit take.

I just keep drooling on myself.

- I can't get mine to spray.

- I swallowed mine again.

- Show starts in three minutes.

If we don't figure out spit takes,

it's gonna be a huge mess.

- Is everything okay, guys?

all: Josh Server!

- You're an "All That" legend.

You must know how to do spit takes.

- Oh, I do.

You need to hold the water in your mouth

and make an elephant noise.

It's easy. Try it.

[laughter]

There you go.

all: Thanks, Josh! - Yep.

Go get 'em.

- Where are Lex and Chinguun?

They have one minute. One minute.

- We've been hitting each other with cheese bats for hours,

but it's just not feeling funny.

- Did somebody say cheese bats?

both: Kel Mitchell!

- You were Repair Man Man Man Man Man.

- Yes, and you were the best at getting hit.

How do we make this funny?

- The key to making it funny is that you gotta sell it.

All right? Watch this.

[screams]

- I told you he was the best.

- Thanks, Kel. Let's go.

- [cries]

Real hammer.

Not a prop.

Oh, I need a repair man man man for my hand hand hand!

- Finally you show up.

I was about to do the show myself.

all: No!

- Well, get out there.

The show starts in zero minutes.

- All right, all right, all right.

Ready yet...

all: Get set...

it's "All That."

- Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet. Get set.

It's "All That."

[funky hip-hop music]

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ow, ah-ow ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

- ♪ Check it, check it, check it ♪

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair ♪

♪ Ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere ♪

♪ 'Cause everything we do ♪

- ♪ It's all of that! ♪

- ♪ When entertaining you ♪

- ♪ We all of that! ♪

- ♪ My posse and my crew ♪

- ♪ It's all of that! ♪ - ♪ So sit still ♪

all: ♪ 'Cause we comin' right back ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ow, ah-ow ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ow, ah-ow ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ This is "All That" ♪

♪ ♪

- It's "Masked Video Game Dancer:

Celebrity Edition."

With your host...

Nick Cannon!

[cheering]

- Whoo! I'm Nick Cannon, baby!

Yeah! And welcome to "Masked Video Game Dancer:

Celebrity Edition,"

the only show where celebrities perform dances

from your favorite video games to a panel of celebrity judges.

Let's meet the panel.

Beyoncé!

[cheers and applause]

- Bow down.

[cheers and applause]

- Ariana Grande.

[cheers and applause]

- Yuh.

- And Dwayne The Rock Johnson!

- [growls]

Bring it!

[yells]

- Let's bring out our first dancer.

[upbeat music]

- My name is Apple Face

and my dance is called Toothbrush.

- Brush, baby, brush.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- The only person who can dance that good...

is me, the Queen B.

- I like it. I want it.

I bought it. I got it.

Yuh.

- This jabroni is laying the smackdown.

♪ ♪

- And time.

Ariana said, yuh.

Beyoncé gets Beyoncé.

And The Rock doubled in size.

Reveal.

- Shabba dabba doo.

- Adam Sandler?

- I like to dance. Dancing is nice.

Would you like to dance with me?

No?

Well, that is something that could've been brought

to my attention yesterday!

- Whew, that guy was louder than my suit.

Next dancer.

[upbeat music]

- I'm Carrot Brain.

And my dance is called Hide the Pony.

- Enough talking. More dancing.

[neighs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm shook to my core.

This must be the work of...

me, Ms. Carter.

- I see it. I need it.

Receive it. Repeat it.

Yuh.

- He's good,

but he'll never be the people's champ.

- Reveal.

- Um...

Billy Ray Cyrus?

- What? - Who?

- Who dis?

- Oh, you're Miley Cyrus's dad.

- No, no, no, you did that song with Lil Nas X.

- Oh. - Wow.

- I love Lil Nas X.

- I am Billy Ray Cyrus.

I'm a legendary country singer.

- Whatever you say, Miley Cyrus's dad.

- Who was that guy?

- Every judge on the panel is tied at zero points,

and my jacket is tied with my pants

for craziest article of clothing.

Final dancer.

[upbeat music]

- I'm S'more Head, and my dance is called

Take in the Smell.

- Let's get smelly.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I don't know what I'm looking at,

so I'm just gonna say my name.

- Say it, girl.

- Yoncé.

- He smellin'. I'm jealin'.

I likin'. I buyin'.

Yuh!

- But can he smell what The Rock...

is cookin'?

- Time, time, time.

Nobody was even close.

Reveal.

- It's me, Nick Cannon, baby.

Yeah!

I'm on so many shows,

they got me hosting and competing, baby.

both: Whoo!

- Looking good, Nick Cannon.

- Right back at you, Nick Cannon.

- Yeah.

How did I not guess that dancing was me?

[horn blares]

Aww, we're out of time.

And once again, our judges got zero points.

Which means they'll all be back next week

for another episode of...

all: "Masked Video Game Dancer:

Celebrity Edition."

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- And now, original "All That" cast member Lori Beth Denberg

with vital information for your everyday life.

- They say, people who live in glass houses

shouldn't throw stones.

I say, people who wear glass underwear

should never ever sit down.

Violence is never the answer,

unless...

You know what? I can't do this.

I'm sorry. You know--

It has been an honor to do Vital Information

for you for all of these years, but I really think it's time

that I get back to my home planet.

Know what?

I'm gonna order a replacement host.

All right, add to cart.

"Free instant shipping"? Yes.

And purchase.

- Delivery for original "All That" cast member

Lori Beth Denberg. - That's me.

- Here's your replacement toast.

- I-I ordered a replacement host,

not replacement toast.

- Sorry. No returns.

- "Sorry. No returns."

That is so planet Earth.

- Toast? Are you gonna eat that?

- No, go right ahead, Reece. - Thanks.

You know what they say,

teach a man to fish and he'll never go hungry.

Teach a piece of toast to fish

and you've just wasted a lot of time,

crazy toast lady.

- Hey, Reece? - Hmm?

- How would you like to be the new host

of Vital Information?

- Can I keep the toast?

- Sure. - Yay.

- Let's start by doing one together.

- Okay.

[air whooshes]

- Violence is never the answer.

- Unless the question is...

What rhymes with schmilence?

- My work here is done.

Good-bye, everyone.

May all of your information be vital.

[mumbles gibberish]

- This has been Lori Beth Denberg

and Reece Joy Caddell with vital information

for your everyday life.

[upbeat music]

- Hi, welcome to "Getting Rid of Your Stuff"

with me, Marie Kiddo.

I help kids decide what to keep and what to get rid of.

Today, we're at Danielle's house,

and we're going to take a look

at some of her stuff.

Hi, Danielle. Who's this?

- Hey, Marie, this is my doll Heather.

- Does she bring you joy or not?

- Oh, she does bring me joy. - Then we keep Heather.

Tell me about this big ceramic vase.

Does it bring you joy or no?

- Ah, not really. My grandma gave it to me.

- Then we get rid of it.

Destroy!

- Why'd you destroy my vase?

- I got rid of it. - You destroyed it.

- Yeah, it's the best way to get rid of something.

- What? - And we're calm.

- Tell me about this sun dress.

- Uh, it's kind of itchy.

- Then we fold it and thank it for its service.

- Thank you... sun dress.

- Destroy!

- Why'd you dynamite my dress?

- It was time.

And we're settled.

How about this cabinet of curios

and priceless collectible plates?

- Oh, those aren't even mine. Those are my mom's, so...

- So they bring her joy?

- Yes.

- But...not you?

- I don't know.

- Cabinet, you have held and displayed

and now we honor you.

Destroy!

- My mom is gonna kill me!

- That's too bad.

Do you not bring her joy?

- No, I think I do. - Then you should be fine.

How about this sofa?

Do you like the color?

- Uh, wait, I know this.

- Destroy!

- You're a monster!

- The wall that holds the house up?

- It brings joy. I want to keep it.

- Yes?

Which one is it?

- Uh...

- A wall you can't find brings joy?

Thank you, wall.

- No!

[stammers]

- Let 'er rip! Destroy!

- And that's "Getting Rid of Your Stuff"

with me, Marie Kiddo.

Join us next week at the stained-glass window shop.

Good-bye.

- Excuse me, what happened to the other guy?

He said he would be right back with my order.

- Ed! Ed!

- Let me see.

[mutters]

Well, welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

- You already took my order.

- Oh, hey. It's you.

Oh. Here you go.

- What in the world is that?

- You said you wanted everything on it.

I couldn't get everything, but, you know, I tried.

Okay, here's, like, a yo-yo and, you know,

a boxing glove, a ukulele.

- How am I supposed to eat that?

- I don't know. With your mouth?

[laughter]

- I didn't want this.

Storming out!

- Okay, well, can I keep my underwear?

Oh, welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

- Sure, but, first, is that underwear?

- Oh.

Uh...no.

Wait! You guys look familiar.

- Yeah, we're in a band.

- Oh, no, that's not it.

You're the guys that keep stealing

the toilet paper out of the bathroom.

- No, we're the Jonas Brothers. I'm Kevin Jonas.

- I'm Joe Jonas.

- And I'm Nick Jonas.

- Yeah, but why did you name your band the Jonas Brothers?

- Because we're brothers.

- And we all share the last name Jonas.

- [laughs]

Good thing your name isn't Poopy.

Yeah, 'cause then you would be the Poopy Brothers.

- Lucky us.

- Uh, so can we order?

- Sure, you can. Anybody can order.

You know, it's just listing all the things

you want to eat out loud.

[laughs] Try it.

- Okay. Uh...

can I get one good burger, please?

- That was so good.

You did it. Yeah, you ordered.

- No, I was telling you what I wanted.

- Okay, I got this.

Can we each have one good burger,

one good fries, and one good shake?

- Oh, okay.

One good burger,

one good fry, and one good shake.

[laughter]

- Um, I don't know if that's enough for three people.

- No, no, no. We each want one.

- So can we get three good burgers,

three good fries, and three good shakes?

- Oh, okay. You all want three.

Okay, nine more good burgers,

nine more good shakes, and nine more good fries.

I really think that's too much for three people.

- Yeah, we know that.

We don't want all that food.

Why would you order us all that food?

- Because I work here.

I mean, you know, you say an order, I tell the cooks.

That's how ordering works, Jonas Brothers.

[laughs] I thought you knew that.

Oh, well.

- Here you go.

Hey, I know you guys.

- Yeah, they're the toilet paper thieves.

- We really don't need all this food.

- It's fine. We'll just take it for later.

- And I happen to have a coupon

for half off our entire order.

- Oh, half off.

Okay, cool. I'm gonna make it happen.

- What are you doing?

- [stammers]

There you go.

Yeah. And then, you know,

I got your shake. You said half off, okay.

- Not the shake. Not the shake!

- Nine, five-- that's about eight ounces.

That's it. Half off.

[laughs]

- Uh, you guys want to go somewhere else to eat?

- Yes, I have a coupon for Chicken Hut.

- Perfect. Well, I'm just gonna go steal some toilet paper

from the bathroom for the tour bus.

- Great idea.

- I knew it!

Well...

♪ I'm a dude ♪

♪ He's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude ♪

♪ 'Cause we're all dudes ♪ Hey!

- That's pretty good.

That's really good. It's catchy.

You know, we could use a song like that

as the lead single for our next album.

- Whoa. Yeah.

♪ I'm a dude ♪

all: ♪ He's a dude ♪ - Yeah.

all: ♪ She's a dude ♪

♪ 'Cause we're all dudes ♪ Hey!

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude ♪

♪ 'Cause we're all dudes ♪ - Sing it!

all: ♪ I'm a dude ♪ - Yeah!

[upbeat music]

- And now, "All That" presents "Canceled" with Nathan.

- Welcome to "Canceled" with Nathan.

I'm here to tell you what is now officially canceled

and why.

Up next, we have people just saying "K" instead of okay.

Yes, "K" is...

canceled.

No, I am not canceling the letter K.

It can stay.

I need to spell words like kangaroo

and kazoo and knight...

even though it is silent.

But replying with "K" instead of okay is not okay.

I texted my friend Jeremy a question.

I asked, "Hey, Jeremy,

"when you're done with that scooter,

can you let me know because I want to use it next?"

And he replied with...

"K."

Have you ever heard anything

more rude in your whole life?

What, am I not worth the O?

I was under the impression that we were friends.

What kind of friend is too lazy

to reply back with two syllables?

I got him the exact limited edition skateboard

that he wanted for his birthday.

And in return, I can't even get two letters?

Whew.

Well, guess what, Jeremy?

Maybe I'm too lazy to say all of Jeremy now.

So from now on, you're Jer.

"K"?

[grunts]

- This has been "Canceled" with Nathan.

[cheering]

- Hey, everybody.

- Let's give a round of sound

for our musical guest...

all: The Jonas Brothers!

[cheers and applause]

- ♪ We go together ♪

♪ Better than birds of a feather, you and me ♪

♪ We change the weather, yeah ♪

♪ I'm feelin' heat in December when you're 'round me ♪

- ♪ I've been dancin' on top of cars ♪

♪ And looking for where you are ♪

♪ I follow you through the dark ♪

♪ Can't get enough ♪

all: ♪ You're the medicine and the pain ♪

♪ The tattoo inside my brain ♪

♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪

♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

- ♪ Say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly ♪

♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪

♪ Any road you take, you know that you'll find me ♪

both: ♪ I'm a sucker for all the subliminal things ♪

♪ No one knows about you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪

- ♪ About you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪

- ♪ Making the typical me ♪

♪ Break my typical rules ♪

♪ It's true ♪ - ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Don't complicate it ♪

♪ 'Cause I know you and you know everything about me ♪

♪ I can't remember ♪

♪ All of the nights I don't remember ♪

♪ When you're 'round me ♪

- ♪ I been dancin' on top of cars ♪

♪ Looking for where you are ♪

♪ I follow you through the dark ♪

♪ Can't get enough ♪

both: ♪ You're the medicine and the pain ♪

all: ♪ The tattoo inside my brain ♪

♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪

- ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

♪ Say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly ♪

♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪

♪ Any road you take, you know that you'll find me ♪

- ♪ I'm a sucker for all the subliminal things ♪

♪ No one knows about you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪

- ♪ About you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪

- ♪ Making the typical me ♪

♪ Break my typical rules ♪

♪ It's true ♪ - ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

[whistling]

- Hey!

[cheers and applause]

- ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

[guitar strums]

[cheers and applause]

- ♪ I been dancin' on top of cars ♪

♪ And looking for where you are ♪

♪ I follow you through the dark ♪

♪ Can't get enough ♪

all: ♪ You're the medicine and the pain ♪

♪ The tattoo inside my brain ♪

♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪

- ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly ♪

♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪

♪ Any road you take, you know that you'll find me ♪

- ♪ I'm a sucker for all the subliminal things ♪

♪ No one knows about you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪

- ♪ About you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪

- ♪ And you're making the typical me ♪

♪ Break my typical rules ♪

♪ It's true ♪ - ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

[guitar strums]

[cheers and applause]

both: ♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪

[cheers and applause]

- That's it for our show tonight!

- But before we get going,

let's have one more round of sound for our musical guest,

the Jonas Brothers!

[cheers and applause]