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ah kids everybody loves them right yeah
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probably love kids
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oh I got it bit I don't that's me by the
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way I'm max I'm the little dog right
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there grateful I'm not being piled on by
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a horde of children oh can you believe
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that
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uh-oh your kid looks like fun ah man it
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ain't fun I'm telling you once the
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humans bring a kid home you might think
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the same scene is a billion times it
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changes you now I thought I've never had
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to worry about any of that but then one
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day my owner Katie meant Chuck yeah
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they're married which is great such as
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real easy good guy but then something
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happened
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Katie and Chuck had a kid of their own
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his name's Liam at first he slept all
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the time dreaming about you know
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whatever it is that baby's dream about
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he had his place and I had mine things
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seemed like they were gonna be fine
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until he started talking and eventually
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he started crawling sort of if suddenly
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my own home wasn't safe anymore there
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was a tiny monster taking it over now I
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did my best to keep a safe distance and
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one day Liam did something I never
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expected and from then on everything was
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different
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Duke and I we feel like role models to
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him what can I say that the kids a fan
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we try to be a good influence and we
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help them out whenever we can by the way
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I'm still not a kid person I'm talking
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about this kid this is my kid he's
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perfect and I'm never gonna let anything
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bad happen to him
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but I gotta say keeping Liam safe is a
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full-time job
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you know hey there buddy this the world
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always this dangerous
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evildoer
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I'm gone this man of a superhero and
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French to order the minutes of our last
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meeting thank you
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now remember everyone prime is out there
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we have to be ready come on Molly
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time to go oh I'm gonna be late for
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school captain snowball you're in charge
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while I'm gone huh first of all I want
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to welcome wake them because I got doing
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I'm looking for crime tiny doll I'm
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doing superhero stuff and say something
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anybody come to him looking for trouble
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oh hey go meet my partner I'm talking
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about Paul okay well you do know that
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your owner is just playing superhero
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right you're just wearing some superhero
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pajamas ha tiny dog you so naive point
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me in the direction of any animal who
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needs my help and stand back okay so I
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did leave for school yet advanced
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spelling charades ago you know she
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writes your answers down and ink
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that sounds really smart but you know
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what liam is smart too
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in fact I heard Katie say that Liam's
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head circumference is in the 80th
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percentile
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oh that's cool it's a lot ahead at quick
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question is he still peeing everywhere
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can't control his bladder
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yeah he's peeing but but every pet knows
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if you pee on it you own it and lamby
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he's just making a head yeah but you
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still better training before preschool
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starts you don't want Liam to get a
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reputation as one of those PP kids yeah
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I'm totally like wait preschool yeah
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he's around that age the baby bird is
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leaving in that CD no no baby bird is
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staying but does it need preschool you
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know
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stay home with me where it's safe hey
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max it's no big deal no need to
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overreact but uh Liam just left wait
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what
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where'd he go I don't know they never
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told the dog specifics okay okay this is
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home base to all units the package has
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left the building does anyone have eyes
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on him I don't see him oh he's not in
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this bag of chips oh okay
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keep wait a minute why would he be in a
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bag of chips
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eyes on the package that soon as he left
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the building
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subjective savings down enjoying what
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looks to be a cookie baked like a mousse
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oh wait it's a reindeer
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okay thanks Norman gotcha - get in there
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buddy I really don't like it when they
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take them out without me let's say we go
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for a walk you know I gotta say this is
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nice good stretch no no no no oh not
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cool you tricked me Maxie come on boy
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you've been so stressed lately but this
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vent is gonna help you
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all right
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first time here uh yeah dr. Francis is
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the best veterinarian in the business
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you're gonna love him he specializes in
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behavioral disorders behavioral
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disorders yeah but I don't have a
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behavioral disorder I I mean I mean I
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worry a little sure but it's a dangerous
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world you'd be crazy not to worry
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yeah I'm fine too it's by human that's
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that's I mean you know I I bring it
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right there but she throws it out bring
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him a dead mouse garbage no my owner
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always says you're such a good dog and I
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feel like a good dog but I'm in a bad
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time
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I know buddy it's just until we can get
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this scratching thing under control okay
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Thanks Thanks you're never gonna believe
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it
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oh hey I like your coat listen I heard
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Chuck tell me that we're going on a trip
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really we're going in the car we're
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going in the car
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man you know life is funny
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one minute you're getting fitted for a
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cone and the next you get to go to the
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car I feel like that's very specific to
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you but totally yeah incredible I'll be
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right back
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Chloe Chloe I'm going on a trip I I was
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wondering if all will you watch my busy
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bball on fire oh hey max were you saying
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something
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ah yeah I was wondering if you never
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mind what's that stupid thing on your
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head
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you wanna join me
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oh you know what I really look I could
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but get this I'm going on a trip wow
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really yeah it's a big deal I was
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wondering could you watch my busy bball
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I'm gone
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I know it's my favorite toy in the whole
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world and that little face
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oh and and ready oh wow I love him oh I
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just I just love him immediately it's
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it's like we're his parents it's like
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you're the dad and I'm the mom and we're
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in a relationship and this is our baby
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well it's exactly like that
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exactly okay yes yes that's exactly what
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it is so you'll watch busy bee while I'm
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gone next you go have a great time and I
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want you to know I haven't got this
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thanks good you see you later I won't
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defend busy bee with my life
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ha
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you don't be first buddy washboard
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glutes
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I'm sure geeks are but mine I'm gonna be
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shredded oh yeah okay
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come on take one good look at my lips
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let's go give up oh okay this is
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obviously glued to the floor
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rabbit cap do any of you know captain
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snowball yeah yeah yes yes we do
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and here we go oh good my name is Daisy
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and I really gotta talk to him a poor
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defenseless animal needs saving
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are you saying yes I need captain
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snowball for you uh I gotta go but nice
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meeting you uh well doesn't it okay you
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don't miss it it's Daisy whatever okay
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that was weird
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Oh sister it's gonna get way weirder
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yeah
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no time
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if he okay not in any way no hello
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citizens
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I'm captain snowball I hear one of you
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needs my help
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oh that's me ah very good new doll tell
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me a story okay well it all began when I
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was on my way back from vacation
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our humans were safely stowed enough
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overhead compartment and we were going
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through our owner stuff he was always
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blender him what do you get
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I'll trade you two bucks for a pair of
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workout shorts
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oh they clean or dirty mm-hmm dangling
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no thank mathy and then I heard noise
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now I'll figure out animal but from what
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I gathered he was a scared adorable
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tiger cub named who this poor baby kitty
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was being held against his will
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oh that is unbelievable I know right no
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I mean I literally don't believe a word
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of it
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no offense well do take offense I'm good
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either way um pardon me oh it's very
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much taken that story happens and it
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gets worse after the plane landed I saw
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him again he would be in brothel there's
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no owner in this guy yeah this guy was
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pure concentrated surplice evil that's
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not your needs got this Oh Daisy let's
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go yeah hey let's free that tiger or die
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trying
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well I mean I may we might um probably
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you huh you're wearing a bright suit
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everyone's gonna notice you I'll be fine
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hey guys we're here there's uncle Jeff
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welcome to the fall
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where's my little man
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oh look at this place yeah never smelled
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before so confused
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hey go oh you're a cow you're supposed
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to know what what what Oh dog
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I'm wagging my tail like an idiot oh
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please throw the ball and I will chase
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it because my brain is the size of a rat
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oh okay yeah I get it you're the door
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until you come back
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Oh New York maybe a break from the city
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is just what you need
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this places
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I need your help
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Oh Chloe Chloe are you okay sorry I'm
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just I'm real quick why is there a
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lampshade on your head
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listen gadget baby I gotta be honest
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with you my owner might have given me a
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little bit of catnip is great Gidget
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everything is grass all right
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do you hear that you're what like a tiny
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a like a tiny motor is a calming sound I
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don't know what you're good Oh Chloe
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you're pairing huh
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that's you what that's me I guess in the
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sound is coming from inside of me yep oh
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I wonder what other sounds I could make
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it's just max trusted me to look after
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his busy bee and then oh boy would you
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listen
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Wow pleased up are you finished
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this is important I lost busy bee I
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gotta get it back but you do that Chloe
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I need you to teach me the way of the
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cat good try to catch fire play I'm just
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that sounds great but I think Liam wants
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me Miriam you know he's a little freaked
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out being in this weird place I think
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you'll be okay okay
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oh hello dass got two things in this
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life his water ball and his dignity you
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take one you take the other hi I didn't
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know this was your ball
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what the comb blocking near view it's
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got my name on the side we are so sorry
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mr. chicken name's not chicken no I look
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like a chicken to you nope no snow not
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not even a little name's rooster oh okay
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I'm Max and this was a kid doing in the
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cage he got the fever that's that's Liam
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yep he likes to run so let him run well
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Liam super fast
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we blinked and he's up a tricky so then
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your kids up a tree what's the problem
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well he could fall mine and then he
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hurts himself oh so he got really high
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up in this hypothetical tree it gets
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hurt he learns not to do it again you
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know how many electric cords I've chewed
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like multiple courts one it shocked me I
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walk backward for a week but I never
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chewed a cord again well that is great
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for you and and it explains a lot but I
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like to protect Liam from everything
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well that's you and you're wrong can you
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believe that guy yeah he was cool
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no he wasn't I know he wasn't cool
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come on
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whoa hold up there dog sleep outside
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pardon huh whoa okay wait wait
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all right we're there in record time too
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thanks to the bunny mobile Oh stealth
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mode let's go
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you are jumping I mean that's cool look
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I'm not scared right there oh there's a
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candy wrapper autograph see it's just a
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thing I do time
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we try again tomorrow if Tiger does not
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drink Tiger will become lagers pull up
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the tiger out of your sight
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it's okay who it's me
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thanks from the plane hey step away from
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that tiger business
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all right yeah
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you know what I learned today huh mom's
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a jerk
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Dook Dook I think we should check on
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Liam Duke
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huh
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that way we don't hopefully skin and
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bones
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Thanks he uh he got the jump on me see I
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couldn't see him because of the tone
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then get rid of the cone oh man I would
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but my therapist says I need it oh that
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makes sense yeah it's a medical device
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he's doctor yeah you're cured
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hallelujah not a fan I am NOT a fan of
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the farm okay tail
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ears and voila whoa Gidget you look so
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much like a cabbage crazy yeah who knew
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so easy whoa whoa whoa hold on it's
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gonna take more than fake ears and a
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sock okay you gotta learn how to act
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like a cat okay okay good I'm gonna
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throw some situations at you and you're
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just gonna you know you're gonna react
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00:36:55,160 --> 00:37:06,050
like a cat no cats don't help that Jane
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fetching is for dopes you're above that
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because you are a cat
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you see dogs land like the clumsy oafs
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they are meanwhile cats land on their
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feet
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really nice work
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seriously guys I think I broke something
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you got it the fact of life absolutely
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not okay digit eat sweet pea what cats
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eat birds
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its nature yeah I'm gonna pass no no no
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you used your one pass on the litter box
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that you have to do this but do it
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00:38:06,670 --> 00:38:08,830
you're seriously gonna make hurry sweet
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pea
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I don't know of course I'm just no
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that's bad dog bad cat dog kill in the
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00:38:26,050 --> 00:38:29,400
face okay check to the butt to the cup
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walk on keyboard
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00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:40,140
Coffee on computer yes you got it
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yes you're as close to a cat as a dog
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00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,380
can get cool now turn me into a
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chinchilla
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00:38:47,069 --> 00:38:55,950
can you do that oh yeah
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00:38:55,950 --> 00:38:59,579
first mission in the bed they'll be sooo
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00:38:59,579 --> 00:39:02,720
easy maybe
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what'd I do
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00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,160
well I just rescued a tiger now I'm mad
364
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,510
at you trying to brag I'm just telling
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00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:15,080
you what happened
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yeah being awesome when you awesome and
367
00:39:18,349 --> 00:39:19,250
you just tell the truth
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00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:21,589
it sounds like you break let me know
369
00:39:21,589 --> 00:39:23,119
when you finish Tooting your horn
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00:39:23,119 --> 00:39:25,240
since we gotta find a safe place for who
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00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,990
what what are you gonna
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oh yeah a beggar yeah oh yeah oh I got I
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know guy whose owners never home yeah we
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did just take a man barrels like a plan
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00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:46,690
super body powers activate
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wait out here buddy Oh puppy school is
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00:40:23,549 --> 00:40:26,670
in session puppy school about the daily
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pledge I promise to mission to pause and
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00:40:33,450 --> 00:40:36,630
learn how to be adorable why'd I didn't
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loving you get what I want when I want
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00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,670
okay now pops quiz Myron is hidden socks
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00:40:50,670 --> 00:40:53,819
all over the room now what do we do with
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00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,700
human socks
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go ahead Frances we are director Rooney
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00:41:01,740 --> 00:41:04,890
and why do we hide them not knowing
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00:41:04,890 --> 00:41:07,410
where one stock is messes with the
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00:41:07,410 --> 00:41:11,040
humans minds and yes it does always keep
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00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:11,819
them guessing
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00:41:11,819 --> 00:41:18,270
now go find those socks hey pop oh
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00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:24,299
what's going on my name's tiny nobody
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00:41:24,299 --> 00:41:27,210
cares I was teaching tiny how not to be
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00:41:27,210 --> 00:41:29,400
anyone's sucker word got out suddenly
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00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,500
every puppy in the tri-state area -
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00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:35,369
scratching at my door yeah oh good face
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00:41:35,369 --> 00:41:37,079
your pops yes pickle
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I got me a pump oh you know where to do
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00:41:40,349 --> 00:41:43,790
that find a shoe
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00:41:49,850 --> 00:41:52,850
horn
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00:42:00,089 --> 00:42:03,339
it's okay this beautiful creature is
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00:42:03,339 --> 00:42:08,079
poop and the good news if he's there
401
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:10,119
with you get that Tiger out of here
402
00:42:10,119 --> 00:42:12,279
before he does any more damage but we
403
00:42:12,279 --> 00:42:13,209
don't have anywhere else
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00:42:13,209 --> 00:42:18,459
thank you I ain't stayin here don't get
405
00:42:18,459 --> 00:42:26,439
attacks that thing is out Oh pickles did
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00:42:26,439 --> 00:42:28,689
you poop in tissue I jumped in a boat
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00:42:28,689 --> 00:42:35,109
your order won't find it for a week are
408
00:42:35,109 --> 00:42:40,179
you crying what no you're crying but I'm
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00:42:40,179 --> 00:42:43,890
so proud of pickles
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00:42:50,890 --> 00:43:01,340
yeah Myron look away guru okay fine one
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00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:08,980
night let me touch you guys to girl
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00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:31,400
until wolves find your guard white
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00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,440
tigers in you words you blow it
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00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,140
maybe I should make juggling monkey head
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00:43:39,140 --> 00:43:45,740
of security but see you little circus
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00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:50,840
money there's this one you're the words
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00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,010
por favor
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00:43:52,010 --> 00:44:05,870
I swear what this these thieves of type
419
00:44:05,870 --> 00:44:20,990
yet you bring that I get back in if you
420
00:44:20,990 --> 00:44:25,850
don't that one will be a new coat for a
421
00:44:25,850 --> 00:44:28,720
little silly
422
00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:54,030
like Tony major - I'm sorry Liam we
423
00:44:54,030 --> 00:44:56,400
can't read well wait a sec there's no
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00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,780
reason we can't figure this one out
425
00:44:57,780 --> 00:45:00,000
together right
426
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,089
this first page there is a little girl
427
00:45:03,089 --> 00:45:05,579
in a Red Hood skipping through the
428
00:45:05,579 --> 00:45:08,430
forest without wisdom food look at that
429
00:45:08,430 --> 00:45:13,650
she's got blue look at that she brought
430
00:45:13,650 --> 00:45:17,010
the food over - hmm
431
00:45:17,010 --> 00:45:20,220
say who is that oh looks like her
432
00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:22,380
grandma oh I'll bet you're right all
433
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:28,800
that is we visit the little girl went
434
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,040
home
435
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,130
no one got eaten the end no no no that's
436
00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,440
not how the story goes oh we got this
437
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,930
thanks that wolf was gonna eat the
438
00:45:36,930 --> 00:45:39,780
little girl thank you rooster he already
439
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:42,690
ate grandma and then he is so the old
440
00:45:42,690 --> 00:45:46,530
lady's identity no hey don't freak out
441
00:45:46,530 --> 00:45:51,569
my kid mr. whoopee kid seems fine to me
442
00:45:51,569 --> 00:45:53,430
you're the one who's scared of
443
00:45:53,430 --> 00:45:57,079
everything I am NOT um tell him Duke
444
00:45:57,079 --> 00:46:00,089
yeah yeah max isn't scared of everything
445
00:46:00,089 --> 00:46:04,109
I I could think of them oh yeah yeah
446
00:46:04,109 --> 00:46:06,510
well there's a there's a few things okay
447
00:46:06,510 --> 00:46:09,890
thanks you bet
448
00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:18,300
okay this is it you good to go
449
00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:21,080
Roger that
450
00:49:11,510 --> 00:49:16,470
max did you see that yeah oh cool oh
451
00:49:16,470 --> 00:49:19,850
it's not that big a deal
452
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:25,220
yeah
453
00:49:38,289 --> 00:49:40,789
he looked at big guy got out
454
00:49:40,789 --> 00:49:43,099
we better get rooster oh no no no no
455
00:49:43,099 --> 00:49:44,839
need for that I can handle it
456
00:49:44,839 --> 00:49:59,450
hey mister back back inside don't you
457
00:49:59,450 --> 00:50:14,329
don't you ignore me come on max mr. nips
458
00:50:14,329 --> 00:50:16,819
to the cows again the move really
459
00:50:16,819 --> 00:50:20,119
now it's drastic but okay Pig you asked
460
00:50:20,119 --> 00:50:22,509
for this
461
00:50:33,150 --> 00:50:36,430
hey that's you okay yeah
462
00:50:36,430 --> 00:50:39,460
what's going on don't worry I'm I'm fine
463
00:50:39,460 --> 00:50:44,710
you let all the sheep out I did hey get
464
00:50:44,710 --> 00:50:46,510
back in there come on
465
00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:49,809
wait a minute where's cotton oh he went
466
00:50:49,809 --> 00:50:55,540
into the woods you come with me where
467
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:57,940
are we going we're gonna go get cotton
468
00:50:57,940 --> 00:51:00,160
back oh great
469
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:04,150
come on Duke Oh Duke set yep this is
470
00:51:04,150 --> 00:51:12,809
just you and me oh boy come on super
471
00:51:22,030 --> 00:51:24,060
Oh
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00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,450
since hidden stronger conscious gloves
473
00:51:45,450 --> 00:52:07,290
oh hey you know I just just gone without
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00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:08,970
me oh you're not giving up
475
00:52:08,970 --> 00:52:21,950
yeah but follow me what are you doing
476
00:52:21,950 --> 00:52:29,190
there's apples in this tree oh man
477
00:52:29,190 --> 00:52:32,369
Max is coming down to save you wait what
478
00:52:32,369 --> 00:52:35,099
that tree can't support my weight you
479
00:52:35,099 --> 00:52:38,060
get down there
480
00:52:38,740 --> 00:52:45,940
I can't do that sure you can think of
481
00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:50,170
this as a game of fetch now go fetch the
482
00:52:50,170 --> 00:52:55,570
sheep no no it's too high and I'm I'm
483
00:52:55,570 --> 00:52:59,619
too afraid max here's a trick the first
484
00:52:59,619 --> 00:53:03,160
step of not being afraid is acting like
485
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:08,310
you're not afraid haha so are you scared
486
00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:14,950
no are you scared no no I'm not
487
00:53:14,950 --> 00:53:20,609
now you're talking go get cotton fur it
488
00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:29,220
okay
489
00:53:39,970 --> 00:53:43,880
yeah listen huh cotton walk toward me
490
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:49,220
okay okay sure but my leg is stuck his
491
00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:50,240
leg is stuck
492
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:55,480
well unstuck it yeah
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00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:02,500
Oh
494
00:54:12,230 --> 00:54:15,230
okay
495
00:54:55,209 --> 00:55:07,900
real life yeah we are
496
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,250
max
497
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:30,000
get back in your pen cut other way
498
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,710
so how did it go what happened you know
499
00:55:34,710 --> 00:55:36,420
it was it was pretty intense
500
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:39,300
tell him rooster you know some stuff
501
00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:45,150
happened gosh / oh he can really tell a
502
00:55:45,150 --> 00:55:48,290
story right
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00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,880
you
504
00:55:53,880 --> 00:56:00,359
we had a getting closer so there I was
505
00:56:00,359 --> 00:56:04,019
surrounded by nasty wolves you asking
506
00:56:04,019 --> 00:56:06,749
what I feared no one asked anything you
507
00:56:06,749 --> 00:56:08,670
just walked up to us and started talking
508
00:56:08,670 --> 00:56:12,180
I was scared but I faked that tiger
509
00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:14,640
anyway am i hero
510
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:21,390
that's not for me to say oh stop digging
511
00:56:21,390 --> 00:56:23,309
for a second boo boo and maybe you're
512
00:56:23,309 --> 00:56:28,259
lying something as I was saying hey Dad
513
00:56:28,259 --> 00:56:29,519
that's what I've been talking about
514
00:56:29,519 --> 00:56:32,180
wolves
515
00:56:56,599 --> 00:56:59,599
Hey
516
00:57:11,259 --> 00:57:33,680
where is the tiger oh this is train okay
517
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:40,910
oh you just beat balletic you don't even
518
00:57:40,910 --> 00:57:56,240
know it perhaps what's up with what's
519
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,789
going on oh you know just returning your
520
00:57:58,789 --> 00:57:59,599
genitalia
521
00:57:59,599 --> 00:58:03,319
oh fuck back he trashed my apartment
522
00:58:03,319 --> 00:58:05,359
they made a flag scream like it was a
523
00:58:05,359 --> 00:58:09,769
painted ship hey oh now you've done it
524
00:58:09,769 --> 00:58:13,670
pickles is peeved uh are you sure that's
525
00:58:13,670 --> 00:58:15,980
my tiger cuz I don't come on let's go
526
00:58:15,980 --> 00:58:20,170
class oh come on old man don't do this
527
00:58:20,170 --> 00:58:31,029
wait wait wait wait wait please hey hey
528
00:58:38,470 --> 00:58:40,330
I'm gonna get back to our pizza rolls
529
00:58:40,330 --> 00:58:43,860
now come back check on you in a bit okay
530
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:50,830
problem solved no Bo hope you know what
531
00:58:50,830 --> 00:58:53,590
are you doing in Max's apartment nothing
532
00:58:53,590 --> 00:58:56,440
why are you hanging out with every cat
533
00:58:56,440 --> 00:59:06,330
in the universe okay okay
534
00:59:18,299 --> 00:59:22,359
hey rooster hey kid good job today
535
00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:25,769
yeah why I got it min I feel pretty good
536
00:59:25,769 --> 00:59:28,930
I'm not so nervous around the farm of
537
00:59:28,930 --> 00:59:31,989
you or the turkey who won't stop
538
00:59:31,989 --> 00:59:36,279
following me oh yeah I see you you
539
00:59:36,279 --> 00:59:38,759
weirdo
540
00:59:42,359 --> 00:59:45,009
anyway I heard Katie say we're leaving
541
00:59:45,009 --> 00:59:50,680
tomorrow you want me to uh want me to go
542
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:54,519
oh that's what we do out here you want
543
00:59:54,519 --> 00:59:55,359
to join me
544
00:59:55,359 --> 01:00:08,859
yeah okay cool ready to try won't get
545
01:00:08,859 --> 01:00:13,890
deeper eat from your gut right okay God
546
01:00:15,890 --> 01:00:19,370
there you go
547
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,960
Wow
548
01:00:57,170 --> 01:00:59,839
huh what do you think
549
01:00:59,839 --> 01:01:03,269
hey where'd Mexico and who let their
550
01:01:03,269 --> 01:01:07,309
super cool cowboy in the car
551
01:01:16,010 --> 01:01:22,609
Thank You Lori
552
01:01:24,859 --> 01:01:35,190
mind your business sir to him okay mom
553
01:01:35,190 --> 01:01:37,700
is over
554
01:01:57,850 --> 01:02:00,390
nobody
555
01:02:06,050 --> 01:02:10,850
good to be home so good
556
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:34,520
snowball oh hey what uh hey sorry dog
557
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:37,310
what are you doing with a tiger in my
558
01:02:37,310 --> 01:02:38,060
apartment
559
01:02:38,060 --> 01:02:40,430
well what are you doing home for your
560
01:02:40,430 --> 01:02:41,750
trip so soon
561
01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:43,670
I mean it's obviously point fingers hey
562
01:02:43,670 --> 01:02:45,260
hey we don't have time for this
563
01:02:45,260 --> 01:02:47,119
we are trying to hide who before the
564
01:02:47,119 --> 01:02:48,470
circus wolves get here
565
01:02:48,470 --> 01:02:51,290
circus wolves you do know I have like me
566
01:02:51,290 --> 01:02:55,210
you're not around right CD yeah okay
567
01:03:05,470 --> 01:03:10,520
well at least we die together keep it
568
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:15,410
together boy okay okay we need to play
569
01:03:15,410 --> 01:03:21,590
baby honey no where are you going
570
01:03:21,590 --> 01:03:24,850
yeah I'm not sure but I guess I'm gonna
571
01:03:24,850 --> 01:03:30,820
try and find my inner rooster what
572
01:04:05,460 --> 01:04:13,140
I left hi demon Wow oh it's just this
573
01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:15,210
way little guy why'd you just go back to
574
01:04:15,210 --> 01:04:18,380
where you belong Bonzo
575
01:04:26,230 --> 01:04:28,260
Oh
576
01:04:56,510 --> 01:05:00,050
carry the ball
577
01:05:28,810 --> 01:05:34,600
then oh they're in a truck what are we
578
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:37,290
gonna do TV
579
01:05:53,110 --> 01:06:01,790
we read you loud and clear Oh mommy's
580
01:06:01,790 --> 01:06:06,040
got it go say that again
581
01:07:18,250 --> 01:07:23,930
silly boy training is going to be a lot
582
01:07:23,930 --> 01:07:30,440
more fun all right let's get these Sean
583
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,950
anthrax
584
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:15,310
guys what's your location they're on a
585
01:08:15,310 --> 01:08:16,630
train headed northbound
586
01:08:16,630 --> 01:08:20,460
Oh Roger that Norman
587
01:08:41,299 --> 01:08:44,569
yeah okay can you find a way to get back
588
01:08:44,569 --> 01:08:47,529
up here or is there
589
01:08:51,799 --> 01:09:03,799
oh is that hello Daisy oh thank goodness
590
01:09:03,799 --> 01:09:08,140
get me out of here I'm stuck okay okay
591
01:09:56,380 --> 01:10:01,300
this is now look
592
01:13:27,090 --> 01:13:33,240
you are going nowhere I'm kind enough
593
01:13:51,810 --> 01:13:57,370
yes all right all right all right all
594
01:13:57,370 --> 01:13:59,700
right all right
595
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:45,760
okay so things got back to normal I mean
596
01:14:51,670 --> 01:14:57,560
no Mike closes the door opens the cat
597
01:14:57,560 --> 01:15:09,250
lady's window because everything changes
598
01:15:09,969 --> 01:15:15,020
nothing stays the same for long the
599
01:15:15,020 --> 01:15:17,030
minute you're used to something the
600
01:15:17,030 --> 01:15:20,110
minute you think oh this is how life is
601
01:15:20,110 --> 01:15:35,570
life finds a way of surprising you you
602
01:15:35,570 --> 01:15:36,920
never know what life is gonna throw at
603
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:43,750
you and you have two choices run from it
604
01:15:44,949 --> 01:15:48,909
or run at it
605
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:56,180
it's a big day and from this point on
606
01:15:56,180 --> 01:16:02,930
nothing is gonna be the same but I'm
607
01:16:02,930 --> 01:16:08,180
gonna be brave I'm gonna help me and be
608
01:16:08,180 --> 01:16:12,800
brave because he's my kid
609
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:16,150
and I want him to see the world the big
610
01:16:16,150 --> 01:16:24,070
scary incredible world are you okay yeah
611
01:16:24,070 --> 01:16:27,130
I'm good
612
01:16:40,229 --> 01:17:40,000
my daddy's always
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